#like peas and carrots

[gleafer]

Look at these QT PATOOTIES.

LOOK AT EM!!!

Yes, in my HC Eric finds a ukulele in the trash and being a disposable demon, felt a kinship with the little thing. He never goes to earth without it.

And YES Muriel is still a duck* and refuses to deal with angels or demons ever again.

*see my comic The Day Muriel Had Enough. Scroll down. It’s on here somewhere!

[taffywabbit]

number 19

19. the veggie you dislike the most?

haha well this is um. this is a tough one because there are only a handful of vegetables i would actually say i LIKE and the rest i either merely tolerate or outright despise. but in terms of being Actually One Of The Most Unpleasant Things I've Ever Put In My Mouth i'd go with brussels sprouts, and if i were just going off of personal hatred i would say beets because they wronged me when i was 13 and i will simply never trust them again. my family still talks about The Borscht Incident sometimes

[andy-clutterbuck]

OK big question do you like rick with a beard or with no beard /ans of you do how long/short do you like it?

I won't cop out and say it's all good to me (even if it's true). It's 1000% the S9 Santa beard for me.

It's plush and full, still rugged but it has shape; it's not so overgrown that his jaw isn't defined. GRAY 🗣 HAIRS 🗣 ARE 🗣 LIFE. I love old men, you'll never catch me picking a beard without some gray unless I have utterly no other choice.

[farawaywiththefairies]

it's actually sick that i don't live in a small cottage with a pretty garden and a nice vegetable patch with a man 20+ years older than me, and that im not cozy under a blanket after finishing today's housework making christmas decorations to put all over the house while dinner's in the oven waiting for him to get home from work </3

[daisychainsandbowties]

i will make you eggs, little casper. CRONCH

i've actually been an absolute chef the past few nights 😳😳!! and nobody at all helped me or gave me instructions or reminded me that you can cook food in things other than water. you can, in fact, stir fry things in substances besides tap water and hot sauce. and you can, in fact, cook vegetables along with whatever random piece of fish you've scavenged off the side of the road like a mongrel beast

[lem0nademouth]

i know this is gonna shock y’all but ABA is not like uniquely evil or universally harmful and in fact many gentle parenting practices are ABA techniques so yeah no maybe don’t demonize ABA and tell parents they are monsters for doing it with their kids

[fierce-little-miana]

People pretending that there are no difference between how a humain brain learns and gets inspired and how a generative AI works would turn me into a nihilistic mass killer.

[creepyjirachi]

i made the most busted curry of my life yesterday

[mollyrolls]

for some fucksss reason my phone has decided to play all my music lkke 2 octaves higher than they normally are so if you see a b*mb going off exploding the world that’s probably why ://

[toastybugguy]

haven’t been drawing my baby Scoot enough URGHH my beloved sketchies 💕💕

[lesbiansanemi]

In a turn of shocking events absolutely stunning no one more than myself, I might actually enjoy cooking and not only that, be good at it

[anintelligentoctopus]

My veg bed has never looked this good

[lichdolly]

the more I think about it the more I wonder how white people who think cultural food (primarily Aoutheast and East Asian) is “stinky” even function. like does racism destroy your olfactory senses as well as your brain cells or???

[li-esonthefloor]

made chili but im in negative spoons

i wish i could have gone to bed an hour and a half ago but i will be up another hour because i made chili

[ynwa4eva]

Do non germans even know the joy of gemüsestäbchen? Aka fish sticks but instead of fish its veggies? Elite food.

[goatsmell]

Slapped By A Dead Boob

You said you loved Me first, remember that

I wished you didn’t Because you picked a scab I forgot about Down There

The infection took hold And I loved you too And we moved away And we married And got a house And some cats And I worked for a lizard Of a human being And then I died Then was reborn On Pearl Harbor Day

Only this time I woke up alone Among the dead

I settled in, making Some good friends

Though some are Heavier than others