#like pasta

[plisuu]

“you can let me worry about you a little.”

[sorblr]

mista............. mister mista....... msiyahs5a .s akw 3bm3kueh miststa. mista. mista. guido mistake.

i want to pick him up and smoosh him in my hand and then stretch him back into shape and then throw him at a wall and see if he sticks.and then i want to use him as a hammer whilst doing diy - what am i making? a mista

idk how to post tumblr

[fantastictrashpolice]

The urge to whine about my personal troubles on my blog: NRRRRGAAAAHHGHGHGHHH!!!!!

Me: Pls no, I don't want anyone to think I'm cringe...

[merevide]

why am i making pasta and already fucking up on step one bro fuck my gay ass life

[gui1lermodelacruz]

(Will I ever be able to hear the word 'burritos' and not think about the way Laszlo says it?)

[artificial-condition]

Me and Nona 🤝 eating cooked food cold

[persephone-queen-of-souls]

Do we agree that food that is weirdly shaped tastes better?

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[dracanthropic]

Holidays are fun. My fridge and freezer are so full of leftovers. Not gonna have to go grocery shopping for weeks lol

[purpurussy]

frog boiling theory except dan didn't know you need to put water in the pot in order to boil something so they're just frying us alive essentially

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[technically-human]

Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti

Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!

ko-fi

[fantauno]

my favorites

[snack-bunny]

Why the hell did I just witness someone wash their ground beef like pasta and then have the audacity not season it? Why? What do you mean "I learned this from my nutrition class"?

I wanna talk with your teacher.

[mfdragon]

Don’t think many people know this quote so I’m putting the reference below 👇

[cantagirldrawinpeace]

Saw the title of today’s episode, can’t wait to watch my girlfriend get his ass kicked 🥰