#like pasta

[sorblr]

mista............. mister mista....... msiyahs5a .s akw 3bm3kueh miststa. mista. mista. guido mistake.

i want to pick him up and smoosh him in my hand and then stretch him back into shape and then throw him at a wall and see if he sticks.and then i want to use him as a hammer whilst doing diy - what am i making? a mista

idk how to post tumblr

[fantastictrashpolice]

The urge to whine about my personal troubles on my blog: NRRRRGAAAAHHGHGHGHHH!!!!!

Me: Pls no, I don't want anyone to think I'm cringe...

[merevide]

why am i making pasta and already fucking up on step one bro fuck my gay ass life

[gui1lermodelacruz]

(Will I ever be able to hear the word 'burritos' and not think about the way Laszlo says it?)

[artificial-condition]

Me and Nona 🤝 eating cooked food cold

[dracanthropic]

Holidays are fun. My fridge and freezer are so full of leftovers. Not gonna have to go grocery shopping for weeks lol

[psychicbby]

imagine being one of dan’s flatmates in his first yr of uni lmfaoo??? like ok here comes this guy and like the first day he shuts himself in his room to play video games. ok cool whatever maybe he’s nervous. most of the time you never see him bc apparently he has an older friend nearby that he’s always with. when he is in the hall he’s burning pasta bc he’s cooking inept and staring down the washer bc he doesn’t understand how to do his own laundry. oh and he makes videos for youtube where he talks to himself (again this is like 2010). so after barely seeing this man the entire term you find out he’s dropped out of uni. ok whatever you never really think about him again until you’re on youtube and you see his face on the homepage. his video has like millions of views and thousands of likes. oh, there’s the friend he was spending all that time with. somehow he’s become some sort of an internet celebrity??? lmfaooooo. what a serve on dan’s part.

[technically-human]

Your art is so, so, so, so cute. If you ever were so inclined, I would love to see your take on Charles finally getting to eat a plate of spaghetti

Edwin wasn't too sure he liked it, but I think he's convinced now!

ko-fi

[ashartstuff]

oh we’re so back

[tragicallycrispygirl]

Apparently there was once a Guilty Gear XRD collab and the menu looks scrumptious like look at this stuff

Some of these are really fun, like the Potemkin Pasta with little hands or the Kaltes Gestöber (which translates to "Cold Flurry") ice cream, or Ky's dainty little tea and cookie set

The thing that's fucking killing me about this menu is that the coffee is Eddie coffee. Not Eddie*'s* coffee, Eddie coffee.

It conjures to mind the image of Zato-1 fucking around in Venoms bakery and serving someone a cup of Eddie, or somehow putting Eddie in an espresso machine

[fantauno]

my favorites

[blahlahblash]

Day: 28 "Enemies"

T-t-t-t-t-thats not Sonic! Ruh roh!

[mfdragon]

Don’t think many people know this quote so I’m putting the reference below 👇

[pinkeoni]

This was included in Amybeths instagram post when she wrapped filming:

Now obviously her name isnt Siobhan, nor is that her character name. I also don't think that there is any new character named Siobhan.

What I do think is that maybe the actors use nicknames on set to label their trailers. Maybe this is for security reasons for the actors?

Which means that Rigatoni—

—is probably just a nickname

[lightkrets312]

i sincerely believe that anyone who says "oh you can't cook with a microwave, you should only be cooking with the stove / toaster oven, everything you make in a microwave is gross" has never bothered to actually learn how to use the microwave for cooking.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

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