#like oooooooooooooooooooooooh okay okay I get it

[dirgeforworms]

Me: Yeah I just don't understand why that particular style of m/f ship where the insanely loyal (usually military or fantasy knight) guy is obsessed with a woman who he builds his entire ideals around appeals to me in fiction when in real life I find a guy who is obsessed with me is a massive turn-off?

My friend: Have you considered that you are the loyal obsessed military boy in this scenario?

Me: ...oh

[thessalian]

Thess vs TLOVM S3, Ep 9

I did finally get up the guts to play more Silent Hill 2 remake. The mods really have made all the difference. However, I do know better than to play that shit immediately before bed, so I'm going to ... do something else that might end up raising my blood pressure. Anyway...

Your leniency?!?

Yes, I know, this is a shitty situation, but stop talking and do something!!!

Thank you, Keyl-- Wait, Vax, WHAT?!?

Thank you, Grog! I-- Aw, come on! That's his second good idea in two episodes; let him take credit!

GROON! NO!

Holy shit, Kash and Zahra!

Nice flying, twins!

Oh, come on, Scanlan. The plan against Umbrasyl came damn close to working!

Come oooooooooon, Pike!

Ooooooh fuck.

EW oh shit-- Wait. What the fuck are you doing here?!?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck this is bad.

You two need to stop distracting each other.

C'mon, Kaaash...

YES!

...NOOOOOO!

Ooooooooooh SHIT.

That was ... briefly beautiful.

Oh, Vax...

Yes. To business, you two.

That ... is some spiffy flying-- OH!

Oh noooooooooooooooooo...

COME OOOOOON, PIKE!

Oh, fuck.

I love Zahra. Even in the depths of her grief, she's so good.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh holy fuuuuuuuuck...

Grog. No. NOT THE TIME.

THANK YOU, SCANLAN. USE THAT PERSUASION SCORE!

OH SHIT-- Thank you, dick lightning.

Yeah, Grog, that's what I just said. That's gonna get Poppa's attention!

I don't think hiding's going to help, guys...

Gooooooods, pour one out for Lance Reddick.

I PUNCH THINGS, heeee.

He's too tiny to fill the belly of even one!

Grog ... punches things! RUN GUYS, RUN!

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shiiiiiiiiit...

YES!-- NO! FUCK!

Oh no. Oh nooooo. We're going to get "FIX HIM!", aren't we?

Sort of, but ... I preferred the raging-grief.

Come ooooooooon, Piiiiiiiiiiiike... Please...

Waitwut--

Hooooooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

And there goes the stone-- Oh fuck YOU.

Oh fuck-- OH! Yeah, that means little for her trustworthiness, but...

Wait where's he going?!?

Ooooooh... "I hear the laughter of my mother in the morning..."

This is some significantly anime shit going on here. But ... fuck it, it works. Bye, bitch!

Okay, so where'd Raishan go?

oooooh gods, so many... But Groon's okay! He didn't get squished like Kash. ...poor Kash!

Huh. He got revenge too, in a way, did Syldor. I guess that's the best he can do.

No, you kind of weren't wrong, Keyleth, given that Raishan only jumped in when Thordak was on the ropes, but ... you want to be generous, I guess--

Going. To see her. ALONE. THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA, KEYLETH.

Don't answer that question, Keyleth-- THANK YOU.

Wait. No. Noooooooo...

OH FUCK NO. NO YOU BITCH!

THANK YOU, VAX!

Ooooooooooh shiiiiiiit... That's an undiseased body, and an ancient red dragon dracolich would. Be. A. Biiiiiiiiiitch. Which ... I guess a bitch possessing a bitch...

Who wrote this? Kevin Burke and Chris "Doc" Wyatt, with help from Meredith Kecskemety from last episode. Kevin Burke ... lotta Ninjago, some MLP: Friendship Is Magic, lotta lotta Marvel. Doc Wyatt ... pretty much the same thing. Looks like Burke and Wyatt are a longstanding writing team. Which explains why this one managed the yo-yo ups-and-downs so well. So much "YES! WAIT NO! AAA!" I admire writers who can do that.

Right. That ... was ... I mean, I knew there was going to be adrenaline, but that much adrenaline ... I was not expecting, exactly. Not with two whole eps left. Then again, they have to find Raishan (and the teaser text on the next episode suggests that there might be problems there), and then they have to deal with Raishan the Dracolich, which ... I've been playing around with the idea of dracolich because reasons and ... that's going to be difficult as fuck. That on top of getting Scanlan out of his coma and Percy's soul out of Orthax's clutches. Because I guess no one ever really explained to the gang why Orthax needs people to die by gun. Or, maybe in the middle of that big-ass fight at the end of S1, at which point they probably wouldn't be listening.

Huh. That would make S1 and S3 both end with saving Percy from Orthax, if it pans out how I figure it will, given what I've heard. Because frankly, even if Percy was going to stay dead after that, he deserves better than to be Orthax's snack-pack for however long his soul lasts...

Hot chocolate, I think. That might help. And Omn1 reaction to what I just watched.

[lavenderinmoonlight]

Ok, got my doughnut, let's go-

Episode 3

Again. I strongly protest my part in this deal.

COME ON, BIG GUY, YOU GOT THIS- I think... oh nope, uhhh lemme work on that escape plan-

MA'AM, please, what is with the insults, I did nothing-

Ohhhh, the Surge gang... this got interesting.

CROW I THOUGHT WE WERE TAKING HER ALIVE- oh she's fine. Oh she's gonna hate us...

Ok to be fair, I'm still not sure what my opinion of Crow is yet... ah y'all were raiders? No, I do think he's good deep down...

I KNEW IT, I'M TELLING YOU, WE'RE INADVERTENTLY WORKING FOR SURGE BRO

Yes, very eloquent, boss... I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU MF, I KNEW IT.

HE HAS A KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAA

NVM, HE IS A CAT LOVER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Aw no Crow... Crow don't cry, it's ok bubby... why the frick would I run away, you big lug smh. Why the frick would I think you're an animal bro- oh. OH. UM. OKAY THEN.

I mean after all that, yeah might as well stay, bro- OMG. WELP.

(Gosh when they get like that augh- *punches wall*)

HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD UP. DID I STAY THE NIGHT- AYO??

Episode 4

Omg I stayed the night, wow-

He sounds happy agh 😭

YEAH IT IS LUCKY YOUR CAR'S WRECKED, I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS BRUV.

Dannie knows doesn't she- yep, yep she does.

BECAUSE IT'S SO OBVIOUS DANNIE-

Wait wait, don't let Dannie die, ok, I like her. Dannie lives, please.

Dannie NO. NO SHE BETTER BE OKAY.

I call dibs on the pistol-

Please be ok Dannie please- omg kitty!!!

DANNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Episode 5

Crow, we will get him, but calm down first please

... I'm not gonna die again right? Right? Cuz uh- I don't like how that sentence went- yeah come here, bub.

Oh greattttt, they're expanding their power...

Mindspike sounds like a control drug- THE SIDE EFFECTS LOL-

Ok either I'm gonna die or Crow is gonna die and I'm going to end up crying over his recorded tapes.

"Oh and one for good luck-" *no no no melting stop it me*

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT- CROW-

Istg if one more person calls me b*tch.

*crochet project has been completely abandoned for the moment*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THEY'VE BEEN TAKING SAMPLESSSSSSS...

Hey girllllllll... thanks for the apology I really appreciate that- THERE'S A BABY HERE- why is the baby named Project Vengeance bro.

Oh precious angel

No I'm not ready Crow, one of us is gonna die-

Episode 6

K, he's monologuing, now would be the PERFECT time to shoot-

Here we gooooooo... DON'T INSULT CROW LIKE THAT- AND DON'T TALK ABOUT DANNIE LIKE THAT-

YES- ooh no wait this is kinda troublesome... UM I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, BRO- BOTH OF US ALIVE PLEASE.

No no no no not ready for this not ready for this- aaaaaaaaagh that sounded like it hurt-

AUGH THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT HURT-

I'm sorry guy, it's for a good cause I promise-

AHHH LET'S GO MUSICCCCCCCCCCC

I don't like this idea dang it-

🎶She's a maniac, maaaaaaniac on the floor...🎶

The end is uncomfortably close...

GEEZ, when they lowkey get demanding, gosh-

We're gonna be chill, we'll be fine...

ROSE, PLEASE, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE, PLEASE LET CROW GO-

I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO LIVE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DIE PLEASE-

NOOOO CROW COME ON-

NO DAMMIT-

SHUT UP THERE'S A CROW CAWING- WHY IS ROSE HERE-

NOT EGGYOLK- AND THE NAME CHANGE-

*kicks over table* NOT THE CASSETTE TAPE I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... Yeah this was great, great story. Um- Neon Wings is the next part okay...

I DIDN'T CRY THIS TIME, THOUGH- I managed to beat that part, hah.

(I thought Saku and Nora were the best at angst, dammit, I'm so dead-)

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Il trovatore (Brussels, 2012): Reactions, Part I

since apparently the rest of operablr is both as intrigued and as confused about DnD Trovatore as i am @akechijubeimitsuhide​ @monotonous-minutia @vera-dauriac​

okay? (also that is certainly A Room)

suit

nice outfit but for the love of god can we get MUSIC please

Azucena is very clearly Up To Something

oooooooooooooooooooooooh

Azucena is just being so EXTRA as she should and I am LIVING for it

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now you all see what i mean

AT LAST MUSIC

and so the game begins

(but also like. now this just makes everyone look even stupider because they have all the info right there on their sheets)

di Luna: “bitch I’m right here”

disappointed that this wasn’t the Furlanetto I was expecting but still good

also: lore

di Luna is not doing well someone check on him please

Leonora has had enough of this

di Luna’s reactions are just the best

“y’all where are these voices coming from”

“SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE”

so this gal is Azucena AND Ines? okay

MARINA POPLAVSKAYA MY BELOVED

okay but I love this jacket

fun times with the gals also yet again, Marina Poplavskaya does not get enough credit

Area Mezzo Amalgamation has zero patience for soprano

also who thought it would be a good idea to give Marina that wig. like she has gorgeous long blonde hair, what’s so wrong with that?

“BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I’M A SOPRANO AND HE’S A TENOR WE HAVE TO BE IN LOVE”

the leading ladies are fightinggggggggggggggg

“please no”

“i am the puppetmaster”

I mean...ig her not being able to see either of them at all makes some sense

OOH YEAH

Ferrando trying to talk some sense into di Luna...ofc it’s not gonna work

kiss attempt: foiled

a) where is the chorus and b) Azucena is elegance incarnate and I am living for it

her singing is as elegant as her persona, I’m delighted to say

he’s the DM

but you two are not alone

“ffs you’re too dumb even with the story papers right here”

always love these violins playing the “Stride la vampa” melody here. such a cool sound

idiot alert

mommie dearest

Azucena and Manrico rolled a Nat 20 on healing

“how are you this dumb”

what works works ig

more instructions!

Azucena lol also Leonora is RIGHT THERE

no one ever listens to the mezzo

OH THANK FUCK THE WIG IS OFF

someone’s losing their shit

they getting spicy???

Azucena: i literally could not fucking care less

Ferrando is just here for the ride

a) great baritone, b) crowded couch, c) di Luna has been getting more unhinged and removed more items of clothing

sir are you okay

look at this man i do not think he is okay

stunning

the boys are fightinggggggggggggg

you two were making out like five minutes ago why are you surprised

just so many bops in this opera

Azucena: ah yes all is going To Plan

sir you need help

will finish this tomorrow

[kaedeichinose]

okay so ril doesnt get a huuuuge difference from her main outfit, but the designs get more introcate and she does usually get armor as she levels, so here are my fav ril level 4’s:

memory of truth is still my fav ril outfit bc its the most armor and it actually looks good, memory of salvation is a close second bc the detailing on her clothes is very pretty. its like a sliding scale between more armor vs more wings!

memory of true feelings is one of her strongest cards and shes served me well. shes kind of a mix of all of rils 4’s without, but stands out as having a spear instead of a sword (one of her other lv 4’s also has a spear, specifically a longinus looking one but the style is very different so i’m not including her here). memory of the pledge is her newest card and the most different by far, goven the... everything. the blue rather than teal especially. idk how i feel abt it but shes cute regardless.

oooooooooooooooooooooooh these fuck real good. im def partial to the top two bc it has big armor dress energy. they really designed her and went oh shit we peaked uuuuuuh. add wings. 

[yoshimickster]

RWBY Volume 6 Episode “Alone in the Woods” Micksterecap-THINGS HAPPEN FINALLY!

Hey everybody hoping you had a good week, mine’s had some bumps but I’m still dancin’ so WHATEVS-lets get to Micksterecap!

OUR EPISODE STARTS OUT-

-with Ruby thinking about reenacting her favorite scene from “An American Tail”, moon and everything-BUT-

2:05 -CAN’T due to Bumblebee angst. Look at Weiss in the middle there, no WAY she doesn’t know she’ a buffer between the two of them. Girl just wants to be warm, why does she also have to be in between passive aggressive romance drama?

Its sad times like this when a girl JUST needs a stable adult to talk to, so she GOES to Qrow-

-aaaaaaaaaaand he’s drinking...super. Way to keep it together, one of only 2 stable adults. He then tells her that he’s okay and that he’ll wake everyone up in the morning because he’s the STABLE adult he is!

A CUT TO-Maria telling Oscar about the late man of the house Bartleby, and how the farming community was going through a BIT of tough times, which I’m SURE he didn’t try to solve by using the dark arts...so sure.

Ruby than tells everyone they gotta go to sleep as they gotta get out of this rejected Evil Dead setting ASAP, which I’m sure Qrow will DEFINITELY be awake to wake up everbod-

4:13 Oooooooooooooooooooooh Qrooooooooooooooow...you got a problem man. That’s an ENTIRELY different bottle of booze. AND-just when you think his drinking problem couldn’t be even MORE of a problem-

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH she woke up before him and saw him in this state. We’re getting real here folks, we’re tackling alcoholism, WE’RE DOING IT FOLKS!

In a FIT of anger-

-Ruby SMASHES that shit-

-WAKING-his drunk ass up-

-making him INSTANTLY realize he broke a promise due to his drinking...we are getting DANGEROUSLY close to very special episode territory here folks.

Ruby than gives him a sweet hug telling him he could talk to her and Yang about stuff, but like many people with a problem Qrow brushes it off...uuuuuuuuuuuuuh...HAMMERS! Sorry...trying to make a joke here but its just...SUCH an angst fest!

5:36 Everyone else is awake, hell Weiss even welded a hitchemup to Bumblebee(the bike not the ship) with her dust magic so the cart will attach to it! When Weiss learned welding I do NOT know but I’m glad she did!

EITHER WAY everything goes out fine without ANY proble-

-aaaaaaaaaand Qrow’s Misfortune pops the tire (Ruby, HIDE THE BOOZE).

This single deflated tired sparks a chain reaction of mental anguish, where everyone is practically giving up on the mission, Yang even tells Ruby she should just throw the Jinn lamp down the well ALSO-

7:43 These three just...STARE at Ruby until she drops it in the well...like weird sleepy zombies. Ruby attempts to toss that sucker down the well-

-while ALSO sporting a sleepy zombie demeanor like everyone else which I’m SO SURE won’t mean anything later-BUT THEN-

“Hey kid...you like balloons?”

Ruby than drops the lamp, LOGICALLY freaks out about it ALL WHILE-

-these...three sleepy bitches don’t give a SHIT! If you can ‘t tell by now, some CLEAR devil magic is being had here.

Ruby somehow being the ONLY person to not be sleepified, gets her team to join her in getting the magical lamp that the bad guy wants that is STILL a freakin priority! And I’m sure Qrow, being a mature man of body and mind will FIGHT BACK the curse holding them-

Qrow: Everyone do whatever, I’m gonna drink away my feelings.

Ooooooooooooooh right, depression.

9:29 Team RWBY jumps down the well without receiving fall damage, in what is CLEARLY Killer Croc’s level in Batman Arkham Asylum. Get the Poison Ivy spores and then GET OUT OF THERE! The four than search for the lamp-ALL WHILE-

Maria continues to read Bartelby’s diary which I’m sure will have NOOOOOOOOOOOOO relevance at all...absolutely none.

After slightly more emo than usual Blake points out their scroll’s flashlights are useless when they’re looking for a glowing lamp of infinite glowing-

-BAM-they finds that shit, and I’m sure NOTHING bad will happen when they go look for it, not Salem’s crew, not White Fang-bangers, not nightmare Grimm that suck away your will to care about anything creating utter and total apath-

-ooooooooooooooh crap, RUN OLD WOMAN! RUN AND HELP THOSE FOUR TEENAGERS WHO AREN’T USED TO THE SOUL CRUSHING NOTHINGNESS!

OH SWEET JESUS-they’re all bendy and moaning, and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE! They even freak out Ruby-

-BUT thankfully-

-THAT was enough to wake them up from their case of the SERIOUS mondays. TERROR-the greatest alarm clock of all! Ruby THEN introduces them to the monsters of the week-

-DAMMIT-I wish I could get a better picture of how unsettling they all are, like freaky inky skeletons. Ruby then gives the FIRST volley-

11:12

-WHICH does nothing! That’s what you get for forgetting those super cross-bullets from the character short Ruby...and RWBY in general, what the hell happened to those things? Its even worse when the Apathy uses-EMO SHRIEK-

And its SUPER effective! THANKFULLY THOUGH-

OLD LADY MARIA APPEARS to save the day...by...encouraging them to run! Hey, helping’s helping, I’m not picky.

Maria: LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO!

Team RWBYM then runs ALL throughout the catacombs, running into more and more of these Grimm zombie fucks and JUST when they get to the exit-

-AND they hit em with another depression wave, they make Blue Diamond look like Holly Blue!

12:29 That don’d stop Maria, the little Yoda that could from trying to open the door-BUT-to no avail! Strong will power has its limits. ALSO-Blake has the most...HORRIFYING reaction to the Apathy’s power-

Blake:...its fine.

While she just LIES down, complacent in the absolute nothingness the Apathy gave them, just CREEPY!

Things are just NOT looking good folks, the music keeps getting creepier, the Grimm keep getting closer, and the PROM is tomorrow! But RIGHT before one of the skeledudes try to Freddy Kruger Blake-

Ruby: NO-not my sister’s almost girlfriend!

WOO-silver eyes-STUN THOSE LITTLE BITCHES!

Things seem good for like THREE seconds, Yang rushes to the door to bash it open BUT-

-they blast them with YET ANOTHER emo wave-RIGHT before Yang could get to the door.

Yang: NO-I can’t reach one of my two almost girlfriends!

Don’t lie, some of you were thinking shippy thoughts with that shot, and you DISGUST ME!

13:54 Once again its up to RWBY Grandma Katara to SAVE the day!

Maria: Ruby, what color are your eyes?

By...asking questions about eye color apparently! Also her goggles don’t look THAT distorted, I’m amazed she hasn’t guessed their silver.

Maria than gives her the ULTIMATE pep-talk, Ruby gets up and REVEALS-

-SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HA GRIMM DISINTEGRATION POWERS! AWESOME! H-wait...did Ozpin KNOW about how Silver Eye powers WORKED? Cos if he did...wwwwwwwwwwwhy didn’t he get Ruby a tutor? Because that is one BAD ASS super power!

Either way it was an attack SO awesome-

-that it fixed Maria’s eyes! HUZZAH!

Yang bashes the exit’s door, REVEALING IT LEADS TO-

15:22 -THE HOUSE...uh, yeah where else would it lead? I’m just saying EVERYONE here is surprised, including Weiss and Ruby who saw the door LAST episode. Man, intense magical apathy must do TERRORS on the memory-WHICH-is actually true for those for depression. They ALSO see-

DRUNKLE QROW-who has been ABSOLUTELY useless this ENTIRE episode due to the Apathy amplifying his depression. Seriously, I want to point out he DOES look worse in this episode than others, most times he was a functional drunk, this time he went full off the wagon.

Everybody decides to logically leave this hellish house of hell-housery-RIGHT BEFORE THE ANIMATORS-

15:37 Give us SHIP BAIT! GLORIOUS GLORIOUS SHIP BAIT!

Either way, Weiss who is absolutely DONE with being scared and apathetic does the ONLY logical thing one can do in this situation-

-SET SOME BITCHES ON FIRE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-their gonna toast up NICE with all that wood and alcohol there!

After pushing a belligerent Drunkle Qrow who EVENTUALLY notices the death monsters-

16:26 See that look? THAT is a combo look of both breaking from a plus 10 apathy enchantment AND instant sobriety!

Either way, everyone gets on the cart attached to Bumblebee and they get OUT OF THERE-

...rather...smoothly I gotta say! I mean what is that, 25 miles an hour? Bumblebee has a GOOD amount of horsepower for a motorcycle, wander why Yang had so much trouble trudging it through the snow earlier.

Everybody than says sorry for ever saying they’d want to quit the debatably futile mission of stopping an immortal witch, Maria gives final backstory on the apathy inducing monsters they fought being rounded up there by dumb-ass Bartleby who just didn’t want to pay Hunstmen and thought putting his friends and family into a state of constant apathy was a good idea, bla bla bla-TELL US WHAT WE ALL READY KNOW WOMAN!

Ruby: Ms Calavera, how do you know so much about the Grimm, and in the tunnels you know exactly what to say to make my eyes do that...how?

Maria: Well, isn’t it obvious girl...I had silver eyes!

BAM-a creepy as hell horror episode, more examples of Qrow’s drinking being a LEGIT problem, and SECRETS REVEALED in Maria being a Silver-eyes! DAMN what a good episode, hell the Apathy are almost as creepy as the Nuckaleave, and I LOVES the Nuckaleave!

Either way, fun episode, if you want to support my Patreon or Kofi just ask or message me, SEE YA NEXT WEEK ON MICKSTERECAPS!

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

Okay I am so going to use all of these, but I want to react to them all as headcanons also

"The team keeps trying to set them up. Meanwhile Garcia asks Luke if they should just tell everyone they are already together." Plz the way this would so totally happen

"Luke and Penelope name their daughter Morgan." I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WITH THIS FUCKING HEADCANON (looks at "Oh Baby, Oh Baby," my Garvez pregnancy/baby fic)

"Penelope comes home from a long day at work to see her boyfriend and best friend having a gossip session on her couch." PLATONIC!!! MORVEZ!!!!

"Luke and Penelope babysit for JJ and Will" This was a ploy to make them want to have children AND IT FUCKING WORKED

"Luke meets Penelope’s brother Carlos" I'VE HAD A FIC LIKE THIS PLANNED FOR OVER A MONTH NOW

"After Penelope leaves the team they eventually get married but don’t tell anyone. It finally comes out when Luke is hurt on a case and they have to call his next of kin." I HAVE ALSO HAD SMTH LIKE THIS PLANNED FOR MONTHS

"Penelope and Luke introduce Roxie and Sergio." The meeting we never knew we needed

"A pregnant Garcia runs into Lisa" Looks at "Oh Baby, Oh Baby" pt. 2

"Baby Garvez goes to the BAU for the day" Looks at "Oh Baby, Oh Baby" pt. 3

"Penelope meets Luke years before he joins the BAU and suprise, you’re a father Luke." OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

"Penelope and Luke were already in a relationship before he joined the BAU" oh my god the fluff. the flirting. oh my god.

"Everyone knows they are dating but decide not to say anything." A la Willifer

"They only invite morgan to their last minute wedding" Have I written this???? No, not yet I don't think, but surprise, it's been planned 😂

"Luke comes home to an extra animal in his house" Yeah, that would happen

"Luke teaching Penelope Spanish" Hey, Google, play Sunrise from In the Heights

"Luke being a mother hen when Penelope gets sick" Looks at "Oh Baby, Oh Baby" pt. 4

"Luke loves doing his daughter’s hair" YES oh my god yes. (Looks at "Oh Baby, Oh Baby" pt. 5)

"Penelope dropping by the BAU frequently to see her friends and by that Luke but the team doesn’t know that." Yes. Just, yes.

Garvez Prompts

Feel free to use them, I’m to lazy to write them.

This is my not so subtle attempt at getting more people to write Garvez 😅

The team keeps trying to set them up. Meanwhile Garcia asks Luke if they should just tell everyone they are already together.

Luke and Penelope name their daughter Morgan.

Penelope comes home from a long day at work to see her boyfriend and best friend having a gossip session on her couch.

Luke meets Penelope’s brother Carlos

Luke and Penelope babysit for JJ and Will

After Penelope leaves the team they eventually get married but don’t tell anyone. It finally comes out when Luke is hurt on a case and they have to call his next of kin.

Penelope and Luke introduce Roxie and Sergio.

A pregnant Garcia runs into Lisa

Baby Garvez goes to the BAU for the day

Penelope meets Luke years before he joins the BAU and suprise, you’re a father Luke.

Penelope and Luke were already in a relationship before he joined the BAU

Everyone knows they are dating but decide not to say anything.

They only invite morgan to their last minute wedding

Luke comes home to an extra animal in his house

Luke teaching Penelope Spanish

Luke being a mother hen when Penelope gets sick

Luke loves doing his daughter’s hair

Penelope dropping by the BAU frequently to see her friends and by that Luke but the team doesn’t know that.

[the-synergized-heroes]

Late

Hachirou stood at the bus stop, staring at his shoes. Dry flakes of mud caked the edges of his bright white sneakers. He frowned from behind his thick sunglasses and let out a sigh. Hachi knew that if he timed it right, he could step out before the inter-class sparring competition , get to the bathroom, and-. 

��Kah-kah-kah-kahchuchuchu!”

 A layer of mucus coated his shoes, turning from a stark white to a faint manila. Umeko snorted loudly, shaking her head slightly. Hachi looked up at her slowly, then and back to his shoes.  She followed his gaze .

“…I’m sorry.” She said, seemingly receding into her hair. “I-I know how much you want to lo-look good for these school events. With your family and everything…”

Hachi adjusted his sunglasses and put on a neutral expression. 

“Nothing to worry about, I can clean them later. Besides, it’s about what we do, not how we look, right?” He said, giving her a small grin and running his hands through his bushy hair. 

Umeko looked up and parted her frizzy hair slightly. 

“He’s so cool… ”, she thought to herself. 

“DammitDammitDammitDammitDammitDammitDam-” He thought to himself. 

“…where the hell is the bus.” Hiro finally muttered, looking up from his dark hoodie. He scratched at his dusty skin, the white dust igniting slightly. Umeko and Hachi had practically forgotten he was there and stood uncomfortably.

 No one said anything for awhile before the silence was broken by a loud *chirp*  and Chapu landed beside them. His cricket legs nearly sent him flying again as his antennae twitched sharply, surprised to see people at the bus stop.

“Whew, oh geez, I thought I missed the bus *chirp chirp*.”

“No, we’re still here. The bus seems to be running late today-ay-ay-chuchuchu” Umeko said, letting out another burst of sneezes. 

Hiro squinted at her and then at Chapu. 

“…don’t you typically hop to UA early. You could’ve gotten a bus to the event fields from there too.”

Hachi looked up, stopping himself from tipping his glasses in intrigue.

“Well, uh, the clock in my room was off a bit so I overslept. *chirp chirp*  Actually, every clock in my house seemed a bit off. Even my phone.  *chirp chirp* “

“Huh,” Hachi muttered, pulling out his phone. “My dad said his watch was running a bit slow, my mom’s a bit fast…”

They all looked at eachother. 

“Umeko, hand me you pho-” Hachi barely said as something roared over head.

“Was that a jet?!?  *chirp chirp* “ Chapu said, looking around wildly, hopping in place.

“I-I think that was Kosuke,” She said, fear creeping into her voice. “But that can’t be right, he-he-he has a rocket quirk, he should’ve gotten to school awhile ago-oh-oh-chuchuchu!’ 

A second later Yuzuki slid by with her frictionless quirk, followed by Shiro riding a wave, Nariko punching the ground to send herself flying with a shockwave, Takuya scattering his rocky body with a shrunken Rei riding his bits, and a number of other students riding a chain linked fense Riko was levitating with her control over metal. Finally Ago’s large shark-like body lumbering through, angrily swatting at the fearless Daitan who had hopped on her back to hitch a ride. all the students with non-movement quirks were running after the rest of the group, putting their sensei’s cardio training into practice. Their entire class was practically running down the street. 

The four at the bus stop looked at each other before wildly sprinting into the street. Chapu quickly lept into the crowd while Hiro ignited the white phosphorous on his skin and launched himself into the air like a missile. Umeko and Hachi pumped their legs trying to keep up with the group. 

As they entered a tunnel, Hachi tore of his sunglasses and the tunnel was filled with a large white light. Ago barely managed to miss crushing a few of the students as the light came on. 

“SORRY SORRY, THANKS HACHI!” She said, her voice practically booming in the tunnel.  

“Yea, yea, don’t mention it, now can someone tell me what the heck is going on?!” Hachi yelled to anyone willing to answer. Akira ran up beside him, her red-triangular pupils reflecting brightly in his light. 

“As far as we can tell, around midnight everyone’s clocks just stopped making sense.” She said, covering her face slightly. Hachi squinted. 

“Did it only happen to our class? Is one of the other classes trying to screw us over today?”

Minato looked over at Hachi, Umeko, and Akira, his third eye looking between them. 

“I sorta know, I looked at a couple of the clocks and our phones. I can see a bunch of people walking into our houses and changing the time. I can’t make them out, but they definitely aren’t students.” He said, almost a bit too proud of his deduction.

“Damn!” Hachi yelled as they left the tunnel. “Damn, damn damn, what are we gonna-”

“Don’t sweat it,” Ryouta said, the tendrils on his chest doing most of the leg work. “Palm-Sensei goes on ridiculously early jogs and is probably already at the UA training fields. He’ll buy us time and we’ll get into the inter-class sparring competition no problem. Isn’t that right, buddy?”

The parasite on Ryouta’s chest grinned slightly. 

Hachi grimaced but nodded. 

“Yeah, Palm-sensei hasn’t let us down yet-”

Aleksey laid in bed, snoring loudly, his Aura Palm costume on an ironing board. Christian peaked into the room and grinned. 

“I am such a good friend.”

“Wait a min-min-minute.” Umeko said, holding back a cough. “Does anyone know how late we actually are?”

They all stopped and looked at each other.

“Uuuuuh-”

“THREE HOURS!?! YOU DELAYED ME BY THREE HOURS!?!?” Aleksey yelled as he stuffed himself into his costume and shoveled beans and coffee into his mouth.

“I was supposed to have woken up and been at UA three hours ago! I’ve practically neglected my class for two hours and the inter-class sparring competition started nearly an hour ago! I’ve missed the class assembly and I’ll be lucky if I even make it to the sparring-”

“Relax, ‘Aura Palm-sensei’”, Christian said jokingly. “Yeah fine, it was dumb of me to forget that when ever I make a duplicate things they have like digital clocks don’t work. Yes fine, they consistently got the wrong time…on every clock in our apartment. But hey it’s daylights savings time, so you still have an hour till the competition starts, okay?”

Aleksey glared at Christian.

“I’m gonna head to UA to give my class some tips before the competition. And if I see any ‘Synergy’ dupes, I’m smacking the hell out of them.”

Aleksey stomped out the door and down the stairs, and aura of anger practically oozing out of him. Christian sat back in the apartment and turned on the television. 

“I’m an…okay friend-”

*stomp stomp stomp STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*

Aleksey kicked in the door.

“Japan…doesn’t…practice daylights savings time YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!”

Christian sat up. 

“Oh…right…”

“Well,” Aleksey started, rubbing his eyes. “At least my students are going to be at the competition on time.”

“…Yeah, see, funny thing about that-”

“Wait a minute, what are we doing?” Hachi said, as they got to UA. 

“Oh!” Jaehee said, a faint buzzing filling the air as she snapped her fingers. “No one’s at UA, they’re all at the competition.”

“No-well, yeah-but I mean what are we doing running? Samara can tear through space, she can just portal us all to the competition!”

“Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!” The rest of the students said in unison. 

They stood there quietly, waiting. 

“So, where IS Samara?”

“ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! LETS GET THIS GOING!!!” Present Mic yelled to crowd. “CLASS 1A AGAINST CLASS 8C! BEGIN!”

The small,baby-faced Samara stared on as the mass of students from class 1A descended on her.

“…I wasn’t even supposed to come to school today.”