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mossycakes · 7 months ago

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louis called armand boring and armand decided to torture them both for a week about it

#okay slay #my bitch crazy #shes kinda real tho #like oh yeah im boring watch this #throw a twink across the room with my mind powets #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv s2 #the vampire armand #amc iwtv s2 #iwtv spoiler #iwtv spoilers

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louismygf · 9 months ago

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just recently watched this is us with my college friends

#tbqh i found it kinda boring 😭#the louis clips were so not enough #ive watched some clips online prior to actually watching it (for the first time might i add)#one of my friends had a cousin who was crazyyy ab 1d so she dragged her out to the cinema to go watch it when it came out and in 3d lol 😭#the 3d schtick is so funny 2 me lmao 😭#my friend recalls freaking out in the movie theater bc she was a major niall fan at the time. she said 3d niall was so close 2 her face lol #anyway. ab how i watched some clips online prior #i was actually waiting for the louis n his sisters part or the one where he visits his school or smth #my friends.... they literally don't know a thing ab louis personality-wise so they didn't really get much from it #UGH i should download aotv and make them watch it that was way more interesting (but idk? smth about it feels like it's made for fans only?#but... i'll suggest it the next time we get together 🙏🏼#anyw back to my review.#simon cowell's face was a jumpscare what can i say. it was so evil how nicole scherzinger was just. completely written off #im from the future i Know things #<- and like. about this. i felt kinda bad being cynical about the movie when i know my friend is Still an ot5 at heart #i think i broke her 13-year old heart a little 😭#it's so weird how the movie keeps singling out zayn about him getting kicked out or him talking solo music etc kskdj. feels v pointed Lol #they really just documented the 1d-mania & madness they ensued huh.... i think 2 of my friends (bts fans) weren't as impressed LOL 😭#they kinda flamed their performances and stage outfits which is. yeah i agree. kpop idols do WAY more than just.... that (1d) kskskd #i guess i'll make them watch the extra clips next time (o haven't seen all the clips yet i think)#OH and 😭 why was martin scorsese in the film that was hilarious #didn't have a lot of realness to it. is what i thought of the film. yeah. this is(N'T) us ✊🏽😔#maybe... i am too much of a hater #i liked... the... um. it's hard to highlight things i liked ab the film when im Not a 1d fan 😭 like im a louie ONLY idgaf ab 1d 😔#the part ab louis audition.... im sorry babie the editors did u dirty but it was so funny........😭#<- though i imagine it solidified people's (wrong) opinions about him :/

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pilonciillo · 23 days ago

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i genuinely don’t know how i’m supposed to act at my age

#like when i have to talk to ppl my age irl they sound old af 😭 and im like are they old or just actual adults?#like i know when to act mature but when in the same age group i feel like i should have my adult voice on #like a customer service voice but more casual???#like for this get together i’m fear i might be one of the youngest ppl there besides like the children of everyone else 💀 like i can go #can’t***#hangout w them and later ima go see my friends and it’s more relaxed but it’s not like we talk about random shit #like we don’t listen to the same music watch the same shows or movies anymore #or they say oh i don’t have time for that or i don’t watch/listen to that many more #????? what do you do? and they’re not on social media besides fb or twt #like unfortunately i’m part of the chronically online 💀💀💀 but i can’t just be like oh im knitting this or crocheting that because that’s my #old lady hobbie i picked up in hs and they were like that’s old ppl shit #they talk about work but i find that so boring idc about what i do everyday that shit stays the same 😭#like it’s interesting to listen to them because i don’t do it but my job it’s same day in day out #and if we talk about fitness it ends up at oh i gained some weight or i lost x amount that means i can have a xyz and not care ….#we are mid to late twenties when tf did you get heartburn 😭 and wtf is that ??? i’ve heard about it but what do you mean??? when did that #start??? like yeah old bones and body aches but damn another meme post about it 😭 stop #like what did i miss when did i stop looking where did yall learn all this #at this point i think im just immature #like my random shit is gonna be ceo/luigi and sk then what i can’t bring up rap kpop spotify wrapped anime my excitement for some local yarn #how i don’t think lady gaga is a good actress or that im lowkey upset about the wicked movie #or that there’s gonna be an american psycho remake like they’re not gonna care #and i can’t be like tf is an appetizer ? that isn’t just restaurant and tv show shit ?#I CANT TELL THEM ABIUT MY PERIOD SHOES I FEEL LIKE THEYRE TONNABNOT LAUGH #my talking points are work (boring and same as always) old car accidents most recently accident (but not too deep) shoulder and back pain #progress maybe complain about grocery prices 😭😭😭#omfg wtf am i supposed to where to the get together with appetizers FUCK #is it chill to go in shorts and a tshirt ????? i’m sure they know we’re the ones smoking outside they can just assume i’m too chill #let’s hope someone has a baby and i can distract them w my ability to somehow charm babies 😭😭😭😭#omg what if their kids are blaming us for the weed smell !?? like imma not narc but i’ve seen them out there too #like idk if they’re college age but i don’t think they’re open about it and im the freak taking walks past midnight 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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hauntingblue · 9 months ago

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LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭#MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too???#NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!!#yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything...#i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE????#is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!!#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1070 #i am smiling so hard rn. contagious #also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success....#THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying #you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it #hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy #THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!#the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE #this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!!#they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????!#episode 1071 #momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!!#the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this...#we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members #law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses..#nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!!#wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk #THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING #FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!!#NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!!#episode 1072

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starryluminary · 10 months ago

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The two toned hair guy and the scarred cop from disventure camp are kissing and I’m so EXITED

#disventure camp does not mean much to me I don’t even like it that much #but I’m a sucker for the format so I’m watching it #and I’m so happy something interesting s happening oh my god #most of these characters are so BORING and it’s a slog to watch but aiden (?) kissing someone who’s not his boyfriend?#someone with history with another guy that’s still competing (who sucks ass by the way)? now we’ve got something #first time I’ve been exited for an episode to drop #disventure camp #disventure camp all stars #Starry speaks #while im here so I don’t make another post: yul is my favorite in all stars #god I love yul so much. he’s so much fun #yeah he’s a terrible person that should probably get shot in the leg to teach him a lesson but who CARES he’s FUN TO WATCH #HIS VOICE ACTOR KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE PARK (THANK GOD) AND HIS MANURISMS AND ATTITUDE ARE SO INTERESTING #and in disventure camp that’s valuable. I hope he wins

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asterdeer · 10 months ago

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i know i know relationships change and people grow apart but i don't think i'll ever forgive ofmd for making me wait 18 calendar months for an olu/jim reunion and. they. break. them. up.

#for NEW CHARACTERS #i love zheng she's amazing and jim's gf whose name i still don't know is fun enough #but oh my god. oh my GOD.#idk if this is like unpopular or Bad or whatever but i just. don't really care about jim in s2 either #i know what the actor said about jim opening up and becoming more comfortable with the crew #but i feel like that took most of what was actually interesting about them and just made them.... kind of........ boring???#s1 jim and s2 jim are basically different people to me #also yeah i know this is nearly half a year after this is relevant i hit a Block okay #and im finally watching the last two episodes five months after they aired #idk everything to do with jim kind of hurts my feelings lmao it's all taste based i'm not outright saying it's Bad Writing #but. idk. feels bad man #aster chat

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bereft-of-frogs · 11 months ago

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It’s not that I’m concerned about my job performance, I consistently get good feedback, always finish my tasks, have taken initiative on a couple projects…

But my coworker is always talking about how much of the online training he’s doing once we hit the mid-afternoon quiet period and I’m slightly worried they’re going to be like ‘hey why does [redacted] have so many hours clocked on [redacted training platform] and you have like, none?’

And I’ll have to be like. Well. I was writing star wars fanfiction.

#yea this is the same coworker who’s always complaining about being bored #well run out of our to do list and just be running out the day or whatever #and he’ll be like ‘well time to watch training videos’ and I’m like oh well #I’m going to write #no one’s ever mentioned like ‘why aren’t you doing these training videos’ so im sure it’s fine #also like…yeah I know how to use excel so #obviously I wouldn’t actually tell them I’ll find a nice HR friendly like ‘thank you for bringing that to my attention #I’ll be sure to invest more hours to that specific task’#but no until someone says something I’m writing fic #or reading it on my phone lol

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meowmeowmessi · 2 years ago

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messistas can try to give this a positive spin as much as they want but this is the fumble of the century the kind of disastrous decision making skills at club level that i was talking abt there's no coming back from this

#remember that wasted potential comment. yeah that. he's exhibiting those tendencies again bc time is a flat circle #he fumbled the b'dor too i'm going to have to watch pep present messi's 8th to haalarse the sport is gone im going to die #he should've just retired after the wc bc what the hell is this. like there's no way he's staying fit in the mls #literally a bottom tier league that makes players like riqui puig look like maradona. it's less football and more business #like yeah sure he doesn't owe us fans anything etc etc but HE'S STILL THE BEST ITW LITERALLY GOING TOE TO TOE WITH THE BABY GOATS RN???#most dribbles in the top 5 leagues after vinicius most assists right after kdb i think and so much more #and he's taking all that to eagle land so some fat floridian can watch messi caviar ball????? WHAT #messi look me in the eye this isn't you #pep said without pressure messi gets bored oh it's so so joever he's actually finished he's packed it up #i'm going to need 50 business days to process this

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littlechibs · 11 months ago

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realized theres nothing stopping me from watching shin kamen rider a second time

#im bored and dont really wanna play any video games bc im kinda overstimmed a little #and ive got hongo on the brain #and like. amazon prime is literally right there.#OH SHIT WAIT I NEED MY MOMS LOG IN INFO.#i can just call her.#yeah. yeah. i think ill do that and go watch shin kamen rider a second time.#catgirl musings

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kimmkitsuragi · 1 year ago

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look im actually not gonna spam abt this that much i have enough self-control for that. but. do u know what i just realized. i opened up that video and IMMEDIATELY i reached for a pen and a paper to draw while im watching it out of habit. OUT OF HABIT!!!! hello???? girl it's been 5 years how can your natural reaction to dnp games is still "oh it's drawing time :3" ?????

#for the record i never really draw while watching youtube videos UNLESS i wanna draw and have some noise in the background #like drawing action comes first in this case. i decide to draw and just find a long talking video for background yk #BUT!!! it was like a THING for me to always draw while binging dnp games videos!!! wtf!!!!!#like i would just draw while watching them it was a Thing I Always Did #god. wow. this is making me emotional a little WOW #dnp #🗒#if this doesnt make any sense to anyone else it's ok i may be cringe but at least im free <3 #dnp will singlehandedly make me pick up drawing again yeeeeeahhhh it will happen #<- oh yeah btw that's another thing that's so fascinating to me abt this whole situation #i cant say i dont draw anymore #but like. i doodle in page margins when im bored . u know?#never like 'oh let me get a pen and a paper im gonna draw now' thing that much #so like. yeah #this shit is hardwired in my brain like i cant explain it and i cant make this shit up either lol

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taniushka12 · 1 year ago

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people who say better call saul starts slow are insane like they break two dudes legs in the second episode, ALSO breaking bad starts slow too!!!! slower even, id say!!! dont lie to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#tani's personal shit #like yes brba starts slow which makes Sense of course but bcs' first season is WAY more intense than brba's first season LOOK AT ME #OH NO OK im watching these youtubers making an ep by ep reaction and after the aforementioned leg breaking #this guy says 'this show isnt boring at all!! what is wrong with people???' YEAH MAN YEAH FOR REAL TELL EM

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nomaishuttle · 2 years ago

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u guys cant judge me for anything i say after the first two sentences of this post are we clear. ok good. So ive been watching spn famously and there was one episode where theyre like you know. doing spn things.but supermassive black hole came on in the background and me and hal (im watching with hal obv) both shot up it was awesome

#it was super mega in the backgrojnd like as in it was playing in another room behind the dialogue. but i heard it and.got excited #bc its been stuck in my head for weeks #tisbe dont look #also im rly rly rly sry to say but i do think it had potential I HAVENT GOTTEN THAT FAR were watching the s2 finale today and ik the show #gets wayyy worse.. but like. i hate to say it some of the jokes do kinda land and the ones that dont are Rly fun to make fun of #there are some parts where im like. Oh dear god uts 2005 and your audience is 30 year old white dads whos only personality trait #is that they think theyd be able to survive a zombie apocalypse #and like there genuinely some gross shit in there . like badddd. but i like watching it and being able to turn to hal and were both like #Yeah that was bad. hashrag media literacy and stuff of that nature #abd then i theow my media literacy out the wjndow for asecond to think abt my spn rewrite thta isnt real and that would never happen but it #isss sort of slay i could fix her (the entire show)#ok sry. i dont post abt it bc well i dont post abt anything fandom or media related rly unless im lbing. but its a bit funny.... im like #simultaneously excited and scared to see how downhill the show goes #excited bc ik its gonna be rly funny in like A mocking it way but sad bc ik th show just like. forgets every interesting thing that it had #going for it..#i will say watchnng it is like a rollercoaster bc first of all istg it alternates between good episodes and bad episodes frequently #and second of all WITHIN the episode itll be like okay? good good borjng bad bad good Thats Racist. boring cliche Good Good okay whatever #interesting character motivation that they shit on Oh i love that song :] the end.#and rhen add in 50000 homophobic jokes #ALSO IM RLY SRY TO SAY IT BUT I HAVE LAUGHED AT THE HOMOPHOBIC JOKES IM RLY SRY. THEYRE AWFUL LIKE GENUINELY #BUT THEYRE SO OUT OF POCKER SOMETIMES .. theyve had lke 3 seperate hotel front desk ppl go Oh fags? you need a fag bed for gay people?#fslur #sorry. its a little funny to me in like Wow thats rly homophobic. yk. its complicated ok. im allowed to say this I legit grew up gay in ky #anywyas NOW rhats all. sry i always ramble.i prommy i wont be posting abt it that much ^-^ i should make a liveblogging blog though maybe..#not just for spn but just bc my lbs ALWAYS flood da dash... much 2 think abt

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mxdotpng · 2 years ago

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litrrally just like wow. wlw can afford to pick and choose what we like to see in media now. we can do that. that is a thing we can do.

#.text #nothing was worse than being in middle school and having ur friends go #oh ur a lesbian. have you seen the only show thats about lesbians thats ever been released.#yeah rgu. oh youre traumatized? what about madoka. its not actually gay but its gay coded. thats it though sorry #and its another conversation that i would actually like wlw that has the same depth and treatment that mlm gets #but i think we need to celebrate where we can. and if that means i celebrate lukewarm boring gay romance than by god i will #i fucking will. watch me.#i havent watched rwby since i was 14. i dont like toh. but i will celebrate it still #until we can get the same level of treatment that like. heartstopper is.#unlikely as the world is right now. it will happen. god. fuck it will Happen. but still.#i havent slept for more than like 8 hours in the past 3 days. i think its tsking its toll. im not usually this emotional #alas

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woolydemon · 2 years ago

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tf:p is popular and probably better quality media in comparison to the rest of the tf catalogue but also everybody is annoying about it and the cgi faces are kinda ugly so I don't like it

#rando thoughtz #i am petty enough to just dislike things bc the fans are annoying i am not above it <3 #for example i hate tf:a blitzwing bc ppl are annoying abt him #i also have a bit of distain for megatr.on & starsc.ream for similiar reasons #(though i cant say its hate its more indifference and slight annoyance which is p good considering im a massive hater)#tf.p i will be honest i havent finished but its kinda bc i got bored at a point and fell asleep and couldnt keep up when i woke up #my sister loves the show though (i was watching it w/ her btw) so i will grant her that grace #she also rlly rlly loves . all the characters from it that annoy me a bit #bc of fandom oversaturation to be clear not bc of the character themself #like tfp starscr.m 🤢#and k0bd which ok i am indifferent towards idc. i did buy her k0bd stuff for xmas bc i know she likes them #its just. idc i dont care for the show that much its hard for me to watch #bc again their faces are so weird to me i cant get over it #tf:e got the cgi faces down a lot better like thank god for innovation #yeah i think my problem is. its not earth.spark i just like earth.spark more #OH ESPECIALLY since theres less focus on op & megs And Instead focus on a well written bee and new fun characters #plus a rlly nice plotline abt unity and solidarity between earth & cybertronians which is one of my fav parts of the franchise ok #i know this is like The Opposite of what the typical tf fan wants out of the franchise #but i think we established by now i am not the typical tf fan #so tf:e is my fucking bread and butter this is the ultimate thing i want out of the tf franchise #so yeah to summarize i am just a hater in the tf fandom and i dont like any popular takes on anything here

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courtillyy · 3 months ago

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oh i see. tvd just straight up copied this plotline.

#astro watches #angel #look i know tvd obv has influence from buffy/angel. like how could it not #but this plt of connor putting angel in a coffin sink down in teh water #(assumedly for quite a bit)#is literally how we end s4 of tvd. and now its hwo we end s3 of ats.#like dude.... i always thoughts that was such an interesting concept !! and like did smth more interestign with the immortal torture shit #but no ofc its a rip off :/ i guess thats fine. just idk. i think esp with them both being finale episodes #so u dont knwo what happens until the next season starts.#like obv stefan is an angel inspired character. but giving him this this plotline #but taking it away from being his kid/someoen important to him. to just the latest doppleganger feels cheap #liek the copied and also cheapened it. idk.#also i gotta say coredlia and the high power shit. idk. i think its just bc i dont love cordelia. but i just cant rly bring myself to care #iek i care abt her. but ill be real i love literally all of teh other characters more idk why. tbh this plotline just feels kinda rushed id #and i jsut straight up dont ship cordelia/angel so i just... im a little bored tbh. and its a shame bc i could. like cord is obv caroline #and they are very obviously the steroline of the show. and i lve stoerline !!! but they just dotn do it for me :/#but wes and lilah ?? oh fuck yeah sign me the fuc kup. my guy is messed up adn this wont help btu im here for it !!

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pomegranatesarchive · 6 months ago

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Heloo can I request a smau where the reader and lando are dating and they always do date nights but its not really a date night cus oscar is always with them everytime lily isnt there and he just becomes their child 😭 thank you thank youu

just us, and your friend steve | lando norris

pairing: lando norris x reader

summary: at first you were annoyed by oscar being at all of your dates, until you started to miss him when he wasn’t.

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yourusername: date night with my boyfriend <3…and his boyfriend!

view comments below!

user1: oscar the certified 3rd wheel

user2: that picture is so cute

landonorris: i love you :)

yourusername: haha simp

landonorris: oscar give my girlfriend her phone back

yourusername: fine 😒

yourusername: i love you too lan :D

landonorris: there she is!

user3: man i would KILL to be a third wheel in this relationship

user4: i would be landos boyfriend 😏

user5: is lando oscar’s only friend??

landonorris: yes!

oscarpiastri: it’s not nice to lie lando

landonorris: im not lying?

oscarpiastri: i have other friends!

landonorris: oh…then why don’t you go hangout with them instead of 3rd wheeling with me and my girlfriend?

oscarpiastri: …

landonorris: that’s what i thought!

yourusername: that was not nice lando.

landonorris: it wasn’t meant to be nice, it was the truth!

yourusername: still, it was mean.

oscarpiastri; yeah lando. it was MEAN.

landonorris: don’t gang up on me??

user6: LMAOO they hang out for one night and they become like this 🤞

user7: i need more of this trio

danielricciardo: and why wasn’t i invited?

maxverstappen1: i have the same question?

landonorris: because you guys have other friends! for osc it’s just me and yn

oscarpiastri; I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS.

landonorris: shhh, shhh, shhh baby it’s okay. it’s okay.

yourusername: baby 🤨

landonorris: omg it just slipped out

user8: that’s…interesting!

user9: yn and lando are so cute together

user9: and oscar cute too ig?

user10: you guess?? that man is gorgeous

user11: the “…and his boyfriend” is TOOO funny. yn i love you

user12: she’s seriously so funny

user13: how can people hate her?

user14: they’re most definitely just jealous

maxverstappen1: oh but when i want to make a heart shaped pizza with you it’s weird?

landonorris: yes!

maxverstappen1: double standard much?

landonorris: she’s my GIRLFRIEND

maxverstappen1: AND WHAT AM I?

user15: i feel like im interrupting something

yourusername: how do you think i feel…

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yourusername: paddle and golf with my baby <3 and my baby 🥹

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landonorris: why does he get the cool picture and i get that?

yourusername: i think both pictures summarize you guys perfectly!

landonorris: so he’s cool while i’m a loser?

yourusername: i didn’t say that but…

landonorris: WOW, already favoriting the child. i can’t believe this.

yourusername: my child will ALWAYS come first.

oscarpiastri: :D

user16: we went from “my bfs bf” to “my child 🥹”

user17: WE DID IT GUYS

user18: yn and lando adopting oscar agenda is HAPPENING

charle_leclerc: are you trying to steal my child from me?

yourusername: it’s not really stealing if he willingly comes with…

charles_leclerc: it’s just stockholm syndrome, don’t worry oscar i’ll get you away from them soon

oscarpiastri: im actually having lots of fun :)

charles_leclerc: OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

user19: we got lando and yn adopting oscar…but we lost this during

user20: totally worth it

danielricciardo: when is it my time to be adopted?

maxverstappen1: you are a 35 year old grown man.

danielricciardo: 😐

user21: why is max coming for daniel??

maxverstappen1: i’m bored. since APPARENTLY i’m not landos paddle partner anymore

landonorris: max…i can explain…

maxverstappen1: save it. don’t call me. don’t come by my house. we’re done.

landonorris: i see you watched diary of a wimpy kid

maxverstappen1: i did indeed..

user24: they’re at it again…

user22: max is so funny

user23: i love him

user24: oscar being so quite during all of his is so him coded

user25: he’s just enjoying being out and about

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yourusername: vacation with the boyfie <3

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user26: omg lando looks so good

user26: i’m going into heat

user26: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

user26: GRRRR

user27: this is the first post in 2 months that doesn’t have oscar…

user28: and the crowd…cry’s?

user29; i can’t be the only one who thought oscar would 100% go with them on vacation

user30: i definitely thought so too!

user31: they’ve literally spend all their extra time together

maxverstappen1: how many times did he belly flop?

yourusername: i’ve been swore to secrecy.

user32: she’s so lucky

user33: right? ‘the boyfie’ IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO CALL LANDO NORRIS YOUR BF??

charles_leclerc: guess who’s with me right now 😏

landonorris: charles…don’t.

charles_leclerc: hehehe

yourusername: you’re just his rebound. you’ll never be me.

charles_leclerc: @/oscarpiatsri what do you think?

oscarpiastri: i still like yn better

charles_leclerc: i bought you ice cream…

oscarpiatri: you could never be her 🤷

yourusername; IM COMING HOME FOR YOU OSCAR

landonorris: see what you did charles?

maxverstappen1: how are you holding up?

yourusername: i feel like my hearts been ripped out of my chest. i have no reason to wake up.

maxverstappen1: oh!

user34: max was NOT expecting that answer

user35: if oscar doesn’t get himself over to that damn island soon istg

user36: THATS HER BOY 💔💔💔

oscarpiastri: did you find any crabs? :D

yourusername: yes. i will put them in my suitcase and take them with me to show you

user37: so this is crazy!

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yourusername: look who joined us!! my son <3

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user38: THEY REUNITED!!!

maxverstappen1: how did she take it? 🤣

landonorris: she cried.

yourusername: i did not!

landonorris: yeah baby you did…

oscarpiastri: yn you know how much i hate agreeing with lando, but yes you did cry

yourusername: I MISSED MY SON, GOD FORBID I CRY??

user39: i get you yn. i really do

user40: omg this is so cute

user41: truly adorable

oscarpiastri: now i can see all the crabs in person :D

yourusername; THATS MY SON EVERYONE

charles_leclerc: he was mine first 🥲

yourusername: #getoverit??

landonorris; can’t believe you cried when you saw him

yourusername: i was EMOTIONAL

landonorris: in the four years we’ve been dating you have never cried when seeing me

yourusername: i see you all the time! no need to cry!

landonorris: i want you to cry! cry for me!

oscarpiastri: you could never be me ;)

landonorris: i will send you back to australia

yourusername: if you send him back, i’m going with him

landonorris: WOW.

user42: we have officially entered the era where yn is choosing oscar over lando

user43: her son > her boyfriend

danielricciardo: does this mean i can hop on a plane and go visit you

landonorris: NO. this is officially a family vacation.

danielricciardo: and i’m not family? 💔

yourusername: you’re that one uncle that you see twice a year and don’t talk to or interact with for the rest of said year.

danielricciardo; yeah that makes sense.

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