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[tangents-within-tangents]

I have come to a horrible realization

We've nicknaming Droidbait as DB right?

And I assume we've all been reading that as "Dee Bee"

Cute, adorable, amazing, right?

But no!

Bc wouldn't it actually be karking "Dorn Besh"!??!!

[rightintheghoulies]

TF: Out of the wreckaaggeee-

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP

[nonsense-repository]

[tamlindudley]

Aaron Warner is so Klaus Mikaelson coded I wanna barf. No I'm not reading 7 books of this shit.

[sastielsfandom]

It's so funny anytime I see spn outside of Tumblr I immediately wonder what the fuck did I interact with to get it on my feed. Tumblr and Ao3 are the only time I'll indulge, otherwise, I avoid. I've seen too many bad takes and too much Dean Winchester to give it a chance at this point.

[fkinavocado]

i'm side eyeing anyone that was into harry's middle part

[quinnwho]

lmao snatching players off the ice so you don’t get a penalty

[allhailbrokeloose]

new levels of green hypocrisy in todays tw*tter review

m!le stan: he was supposed to be at the bvlgari event instead of b

all the normal ppl around: yeah, most likely it was supposed to be a couple event, much like dior fw

m!le stan: NO!!!!!11111!!!!!!111111 stfu it was a SoLo EvEnT sOlO eVeNttttttt ON PaRiSsssss *greeny proceeds to explode*

[antimony-ore]

My mom invited someone random into the house so I'm trapped upstairs and still haven't has breakfast... after she woke me up...

[notchainedtotrauma]

This article above is dated from July 2024. The few years in question were all under Biden's term.

This is dated from February 2024. Again...UNDER BIDEN'S TERM (Biden is what ? A democrat)

One year after Biden was elected. Another meddling of a theoretical concept that was borne from (Black) laws professors such as Patricia Hill Collins and Kimberlé Crenshaw and intended to minutiously map out the way racism was encased into the role of multiple systems. Another word from Black feminism that was going the way of "woke", "social justice warrior"...one year after Biden's term.

This article is dated from 2022.

Like here's the thing: Trump is very clear about who he is and who he hates. He's a political performer that delights in sending the hounds (both metaphorical and literal) on every and any marginalized population he can possibly affect.

But all of this happened under Biden's term, and not asking Kamala Harris, WHO IS THE MOTHERFUCKING VP as well as the presidential candidate, to account for any of this, is irresponsible. Yes, Kamala Harris being in power, might account for some essential systems staying in place, and I stay might, because she openly said she wanted a Republican in her cabinet. But if that's the softest harm that can happen under a Democrat government, can people stop being grandiose about this weird idea that Kamala Harris is the light and the way ?

Also this...

This one is a YES ! but was anyone on this site fixated on voting voting voting was paying attention ?

YouTube has been giving me nonstop ads for Kamala’s campaign and not one of them has mentioned LGBT people or any group that votescolds on this site seem to think she’s fighting for. which could mean nothing.

[petricorny]

since google is going ever deeper into the shitter, we need to stop using it as a verb to search for things. is duckduckgo still the good one? we could just say idk duck it

[ifartconfetti]

Hello neurodivergent people. I was wondering if I'm just weird or it is common to not being able to learn certain motoric skills at the same time as my peers and learned them MUCH later

[nothatsmi]

The foxhole court, chapter five

First books monsters were something really.

On an aftg reread, which is very useful to survive school these days. Currently into the kings men, i'll make more fanart cause this brings me so much joy (which - idk what it tells about my mental state). If you have suggestions on what I should draw next I'm taking em.

[kosmogrl]

"life doesn't end when-" life has ended a billion times for me, you guys just don't suffer like I suffer

[betrayalandbetrayed]

When Constatine gets called(because summoning circle) he tells everyone that nothing could have gotten through, the ghost king was still trapped.

He then meets Danny and immediately gets out of there.

"You thought I was the Sacrifice!!!"

DCxDP prompt

Danny gets summoned by some two bit cultists. Normally he could ignore such a weak call but he was weakened (captured by parents or the GIW) and used the pull to escape. He gets pulled to the center of the circle, and passes out, turning back to a human form.

Batman finds this unconscious, injured, black haired child in the middle of a summoning circle and whips out adoption papers.

[shotmrmiller]

ghost getting himself a cute, soft girl he doesn't talk about much but is clearly obsessed with and price just thinks it's nice he's finally settled down, approves of the home he's made for himself, definitely approves of the one he's taken for himself.

soap asks kyle if he's seen you and he says, "yep. lovely bird he's got tucked away in her little dollhouse. makes great food, too." soap swears there's a subtle shift in his tone when he says "lovely", a hint of something deeper that flickers in his eyes for just a moment. soap simply sucks on his teeth, letting it slide. (although he knows that kyle's always been one to appreciate the good things in life.)

interest gnaws at him, a persistent itch he can't scratch. price likes you just fine, as does kyle. well what about him? he decides to bite the bullet and goes to simon with a knot between his brows, the corners of his lips tugged downwards. they've shared clothes, bullets, beds. if the other two got to meet you, why can't he?

"ya can come over for dinner on tonight. she'd 'ave my neck if she didn't formally meet ya anyway."

soap then asks, out of genuine curiosity more than anything else, if simon would have kept you in the dark from him hadn't he brought you up himself.

"ya meet 'er when i want ya to, boy, and not a moment before." the tone he takes is unmistakeable. his words are a command, not a suggestion, and soap instantly knows to not push further.

soap nods. "ah'll be there."

"course ya will. she'd be terribly disappointed otherwise."

yeah, he'd hate to have that.

soap sits in the living room, the soft glow of the lamp casting a warm light over the cozy place. with a full stomach and an unfastened belt, nursing a glass of kentucky. he can't remember the last time he ate that well or that much.

maybe it's the alcohol that loosens his tongue, or the fact that he wishes he also had a sweet little thing to keep at his side just like simon's doing with you now, but the thoughts he's been mulling over all evening since he first saw you tumble out of his mouth.

"while ah can attest to yer taste in sweethearts, can't say much about your alcohol. bourbon, LT?" he says, chest warm.

simon's arm tightens around your hips, fingers splayed possessively over your thigh. he shrugs, completely unbothered by the backhanded compliment. "can't be perfect in everythin', can we, sergeant?"

soap's cheeks burn furiously hot when you come to his defense with a smack of your palm onto simon's chest. "be nice to johnny. he's got a face that make up for some of his other flaws."

the teasing lilt in your voice unashamedly gets his southern blood pumping. he can't help it if certain things stir when someone as pretty as you look at him like that. soap swirls the amber liquid gently in the glass while keeping his limpid eyes on you, not even trying to hide the fact that his gaze hasn't wavered since your cheeky little comment.

you then whisper something in simon's ear, your cupped hand not even half the size of his head and soap has to rearrange himself from the outside when your teeth catch your bottom lip. simon looks up at you then, eyes heavy and half lidded, and a smirk plays at the corners of his mouth.

"'m not sure, love. you'll just 'ave to ask 'im yourself. go on."

you open that sweet mouth of yours, but simon cuts you off with a decisive wave of his hand. "no. you know how to ask for things."

your reaction to that is visceral, and you're on your knees faster than his alcohol-muddled brain can comprehend. don't look down 'er shirt, don't look down 'er shirt, don't-

"johnny, will you touch my pussy?"

he splutters at your question, completely taken aback, but it seems you're not done just yet.

"hands to yourself, sergeant. tha' not all."

you pout at simon, one that earns you a look that promises consequence, but do as he says.

"will you touch my pussy, johnny? pretty please?"