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[tangents-within-tangents]

I have come to a horrible realization

We've nicknaming Droidbait as DB right?

And I assume we've all been reading that as "Dee Bee"

Cute, adorable, amazing, right?

But no!

Bc wouldn't it actually be karking "Dorn Besh"!??!!

[nonsense-repository]

[tamlindudley]

Aaron Warner is so Klaus Mikaelson coded I wanna barf. No I'm not reading 7 books of this shit.

[sastielsfandom]

It's so funny anytime I see spn outside of Tumblr I immediately wonder what the fuck did I interact with to get it on my feed. Tumblr and Ao3 are the only time I'll indulge, otherwise, I avoid. I've seen too many bad takes and too much Dean Winchester to give it a chance at this point.

[quinnwho]

lmao snatching players off the ice so you don’t get a penalty

[allhailbrokeloose]

new levels of green hypocrisy in todays tw*tter review

m!le stan: he was supposed to be at the bvlgari event instead of b

all the normal ppl around: yeah, most likely it was supposed to be a couple event, much like dior fw

m!le stan: NO!!!!!11111!!!!!!111111 stfu it was a SoLo EvEnT sOlO eVeNttttttt ON PaRiSsssss *greeny proceeds to explode*

[teaboot]

Sometimes I think a lot about my mom's cat

My mom's cat is a common domestic shorthair we found on the side of the road as a kitten

Regular cat, not a maine coon or one of those massive breeds. His mom was smaller than a loaf of bread

But in a sort of a Clifford The Big Red Dog situation, he grew super fast, and really really big, and took a super long time to stop growing

Worried that she was overfeeding him, she eased back his portions, but he stayed a massive round baby

When he started having kidney problems, she took him to the vet.

The vet took a look at him and said, "holy fuck, what are you feeding him", checked the nutritional listings on his chow, and told her "Yeah, maybe he's reacting badly to the amount of grain in this, try a meatier diet"

So my mom wound up special-ordering this specific high-protein prescription cat food made of like. Kangaroo meat or some shit that cost like sixty bucks a bag

And, as typical act two in an episode of House, he somehow got worse on the fancy specialized stuff that was supposed to be Primo Athlete Olympic Feline Blend

Like. WAY worse. His guts were inflamed and his kidneys were shutting down and he was all sore and HE WAS STILL HUGE, just miserable and sad

So shetook him back to the vet, where they had to help him pee (he was apparently close to bursting and had some kind of blockage too) and went "Yeah no this is NOT normal and we don't know what's going on, we're gonna do some tests but in the meantime you should go back to what he was eating before, at least that wasn't actively killing him" so she did

And he still wasn't great, but he also improved

And so they take his blood and do an ultrasound and a couple g's later she gets a call back like "this is gonna sound crazy, but we want you to put him on a low-meat diet. Just the least amount of protein and iron and shit. We need you to find the grainiest, filler-iest dollar tree kibble available and give him some of that bad bad shit"

And my mother is a woman of science. So she did

And he GOT BETTER

His energy picked back up, inflammation went down, he started drinking normally again, got back to pissing like a fuckin champion

And so it turns out that out of all the random ass freeway bonus cats we possibly could have scooped out of a ditch, WE got the one-in-a-million freak of nature with a SPECIFIC genetic defect that means a paleo protein free range diet is essentially poison and he THRIVES on cheap ass garbage

Like. He medically NEEDS junk food

I dont really understand how that works, but i cant argue with results.

If we had four of him, they'd outweigh my mom. And he's FINE

Also blind, but that's unrelated

Im not using him as a symbol or a metaphor or anything. I just keep catching myself thinking about my mom's Big Fucking Cat

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[antimony-ore]

My mom invited someone random into the house so I'm trapped upstairs and still haven't has breakfast... after she woke me up...

[notchainedtotrauma]

This article above is dated from July 2024. The few years in question were all under Biden's term.

This is dated from February 2024. Again...UNDER BIDEN'S TERM (Biden is what ? A democrat)

One year after Biden was elected. Another meddling of a theoretical concept that was borne from (Black) laws professors such as Patricia Hill Collins and Kimberlé Crenshaw and intended to minutiously map out the way racism was encased into the role of multiple systems. Another word from Black feminism that was going the way of "woke", "social justice warrior"...one year after Biden's term.

This article is dated from 2022.

Like here's the thing: Trump is very clear about who he is and who he hates. He's a political performer that delights in sending the hounds (both metaphorical and literal) on every and any marginalized population he can possibly affect.

But all of this happened under Biden's term, and not asking Kamala Harris, WHO IS THE MOTHERFUCKING VP as well as the presidential candidate, to account for any of this, is irresponsible. Yes, Kamala Harris being in power, might account for some essential systems staying in place, and I stay might, because she openly said she wanted a Republican in her cabinet. But if that's the softest harm that can happen under a Democrat government, can people stop being grandiose about this weird idea that Kamala Harris is the light and the way ?

Also this...

This one is a YES ! but was anyone on this site fixated on voting voting voting was paying attention ?

YouTube has been giving me nonstop ads for Kamala’s campaign and not one of them has mentioned LGBT people or any group that votescolds on this site seem to think she’s fighting for. which could mean nothing.

[petricorny]

since google is going ever deeper into the shitter, we need to stop using it as a verb to search for things. is duckduckgo still the good one? we could just say idk duck it

[ifartconfetti]

Hello neurodivergent people. I was wondering if I'm just weird or it is common to not being able to learn certain motoric skills at the same time as my peers and learned them MUCH later

[nothatsmi]

The foxhole court, chapter five

First books monsters were something really.

On an aftg reread, which is very useful to survive school these days. Currently into the raven king, i'll make more fanart cause this brings me so much joy (which - idk what it tells about my mental state). If you have suggestions on what I should draw next I'm taking em.

[that1nerd-20]

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

[kosmogrl]

"life doesn't end when-" life has ended a billion times for me, you guys just don't suffer like I suffer

[betrayalandbetrayed]

When Constatine gets called(because summoning circle) he tells everyone that nothing could have gotten through, the ghost king was still trapped.

He then meets Danny and immediately gets out of there.

"You thought I was the Sacrifice!!!"

DCxDP prompt

Danny gets summoned by some two bit cultists. Normally he could ignore such a weak call but he was weakened (captured by parents or the GIW) and used the pull to escape. He gets pulled to the center of the circle, and passes out, turning back to a human form.

Batman finds this unconscious, injured, black haired child in the middle of a summoning circle and whips out adoption papers.