#like marlene and dorcas dont even exist!! who was the one that started that i need to know
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i kid you not every time i see some random marauders fan drop some new hp lore i get so excited it’s embarrassing. like when did bellatrix x rita skeeter ever become a thing?? when did this happen? they already have a ship name?? like sign me up but what. who is this random tosser caradoc dearborn? since when did lyall lupin have so much lore and why is it unnecessarily so fucking depressing??? you guys are choosing pain out of your own volition at this point guys please stop (im loving it, its so juicy). also i had no idea we were just calling fleamont ‘monty’ now, was that supposed to be common sense because his name is ugly? also when did neville’s mum and draco’s mum start banging? there is so much lore dropping i genuinely cannot keep up. every time i check in with the marauders fandom (because at this point they’re seperate from the hp fandom in general) they’ve always got some new concoction. like yall are delusional calling this guy BARTY your babygirl but you know what ill forgive you because it makes this fandom fun.
#why are all the ship names so poetic? are yall shakespeare like what is going on 💀💀 dropping soliloquies next i swearrrr#is everyone here a gay poet? i need to know#also the creation and popularity of dorlene as a thing is so wild to me 💀💀#like marlene and dorcas dont even exist!! who was the one that started that i need to know#i meed to know so many things apparently#rewriting#marauders#bellatrix lestrange#rita skeeter#quillkiller#rosekiller#barty crouch jr#sirius black#remus lupin#wolfstar#narcissa black#alice longbottom#alice fortescue#nobleflower#evan rosier#james potter#lily evans#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#mary macdonald#caradoc dearborn#dorlene#lyall lupin#hope lupin#marauders era
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