#like its a 50/50

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[jupiter-suggestion]

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

[clouvu]

Cooking up an older Clervie outfit design so I don't have to keep drawing her looking like her child self but Long

[chenyuvale]

luckily for you i get all weak when im smiley so. you have a natural bite attack debuff. SAD. how am i supposed to get any blood that way. tch 🦟

no dont be a mosquito mosquitos hate me <///3

[hai-nae]

if you want love, you're gonna have to go through the pain,

if you want love, you're gonna have to learn how to change,

if you want trust, you're gonna have to give some away.

[majunju]

recently played thru the fd again...luv these two sm

[funkle420]

no talk me i angy cant stop thinking about my girlfriend who's been kidnapped by a crazy powerful ancient magician

[jellyaibo]

closed species are so funny like what if i just make a design . will you fucking stop me? ooooOOoooo ill make a primagen oooOOoO THE PENCIL IS ON MY PAAAAPER OOOOoooOoOOo

[feukt-42]

Is this anything ?

[uwuppa]

hoping these dont get horribly compressed teehee

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i used to do a lot of sprite animations for pokemon showdown awa i mostly keep my smogon work separate from this blog but i wanted to show off a few of my favs since this used to be my main Thing hehe

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]

[zephyrchama]

(Obey Me! headcanon)

MC can't leave their phone unattended for any amount of time. If they walk away for even thirty seconds and leave their phone behind, somebody is going to pick it up, take a selfie, and set it as their new home screen background.

Simeon usually has to ask for help with the settings, so his photos are typically two-shots with somebody else. If MC is gone for more than five minutes and multiple people are eyeing their phone, it turns into a competition to see who will be the victor remaining on the home screen by the time MC returns.

[choccy-milky]

ty to @icedmatchawoatmilk13 for sending this to me! i may have gone a bit overboard but this was so much fun to fill out/think about BAHAHA💖 ill still never get over how perfect the song sarah smiles is for them...the lyrics AND the fact that its an alliteration...im gonna do an animatic about seb and clora to that song one day i swear 😩 ((blank template by oakwolves!))

[popfizzles]

Scientists and professors have begun documenting wild Eevee with little to no human socialization that are becoming reclusive, feral, harder to capture, and eventually growing to undocumented sizes.

It's a well known fact that Eevee's normally unpredictable and Volatile DNA stabilizes after evolving. However that seems untrue for Eeon, as it retains a largely diverse moveset, embracing its constantly changing genetic structure.

This instability and lack of human interaction makes Eeon threatening to stumble across in the wild, and caution is advised.

[hornyverymuch]

"we don't need to watch Amok Time, we have pon farr at home"

pon farr at home:

[vintrage]

the young wolf