#like it's stupid i know it is! but my brain is also like 🥺👉👈 my my schedule....

[bunnyb34r]

I wish my brain could be fucking normal for once :/

[stabbyfoxandrew]

Would you tell us more about your pets someday mayhaps? 🥺👉👈 I love reading your stories about Rascal (precious puppy), but did I understand right that you have More pets?? ❤️

Awww this is so sweet anon. I'd love to tell you about my little jerk babies! <3 Doing this in age order! :3

Rascal- a 16 year old black english cocker spaniel. aliases: Razzy, Mr. Baby, bear, pookie, Sir (when he's in trouble) - came from a flea market 16 years ago. best $150 anyone ever spent -he's very sweet, my soul dog, love of my life. but also he is evil to me sometimes, as is his nature. - he's deaf and can't see well but his nose works! he could sniff out a hot dog (his fave snack) from across town. :') - he also has a sixth sense for when the fridge opens? i don't know how he knows. - sleeps next to me most of the time TwT - does NOT like to be held but is so holdable - has a docked tail so he has a little bear butt - is currently laying on the wheels/ legs of my desk chair so i can't escape. he does this constantly T-T - sometimes displays symptoms of dementia where he doesn't want to eat/ acts confused. :( and that makes me very sad. - has a heart condition and a problem with retaining fluid so he's on two different diuretics. - basically he has every illness but i love him so much. even when he accidentally bites me. i would kill for him and i am not joking. <3

Charles- an 8 year old tabby cat aliases: Charlie, auntie's girl (i'm her auntie), asshole - found her in the garage, her mom took her brother but left her :( - is trans! - we thought she was a girl and gave her a Grown Man's Name to piss my dad off but then she turned out to have a penis. we use she/her for her. - wicked princess from hell. <3 - dumb - has freakishly long whiskers? - sometimes doesn't look like herself. jess and i joke that she's a shapeshifter and forgets what she looks like so she gets it wrong :o - lets me hold her like a baby but then gets mad about it. :/ - doesn't like wet food but likes the gravy of it? - YOWLER

Thomas- a 7 year old calico cat aliases: Tiny, aunty's girl (i'm her aunty), jerk - found her in the weeds outside my house! she was screaming like a banshee. her mom also left her! :((( - FAT!!! she weighs 14lb and we don't know why! her pouch is LORGE - constantly being bad to get attention. :/ - scratches jess's desk chair, rips up curtains, tries to eat any and all string (yarn, my HAIR, shoelaces, etc.) - chases the (50lb) dog around, but lets charlie beat her up? (charles is only 11ish pounds) - looks like a lil alien sometimes - annoying baby! - will climb onto your lap and demand pets as soon as you're trying to do something (jess constantly falls victim to this, rip jess</3) - youngest child energy :/ (jess is the cats' mom so... it tracks)

Daisy May- a ??? year old tan pit bull mix aliases: brownie, brown sugar, wifey (she thinks that her and jess are married), brown susan, (i got confused), beth (??) - was our neighbor's dog but they abandoned her! >:( then she was ours. - escaped containment one day and came back preggers >:( - had 8 puppies and hated all of them but one. - very sweet, wants to live in jess's lap - heavy! - likes being danced at, loves to WAG, will jump on you to give kisses - criminal mastermind. maybe.

Buford- a 5 year old black and tan pit bull mix aliases: Boofy, stinky, skunk, dickhead, BEEF SUPREME, beefy - the one puppy brownie liked. - NEVER SHUTS UP - brain the size of a pea. a small pea. - is afraid of Thomas but not afraid of Charles - velcro dog. cannot pee without her. - constantly chewing on her feet??? nasty! - has very soft ears <3 - HEAVIEST! - makes me wanna die a lot T-T - will steal food from old men (rascal) with no remorse

anyway!!! that's all my stupid babies i love you for asking about them anon. if any of them were photogenic i would share pictures but alas...

[marsgod]

Hey beautiful!

I was reading through some of your works and saw you wrote for bnha! If youre comfortable with it could you maybe write romantic headcannons when shigaraki or dabi go to a cafe and all the other waiters are terrified of them but reader walks up to them, is kind, makes conversation and even gives them free food to make up for how the others treat them and overtime dabi or shigaraki fall in love with them from their kindness?

i hope this isnt to confusing and thank you if you do it!

im so sorry this took wayyyy too long🫠🫠🫠💀 hahaha funny villain mans go 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ round my brain

⇢ Dabi, Shigiraki (seperate) x Gn! Reader

⇢Warnings; ooc characters lol, Gn! reader

Dabi | Touya Todoroki

Dabi doesn’t care. At absolute most, he’d find it a bit funny that you act almost you don’t know who he is

Thinks that you’re either incredibly brave or outstandingly stupid when you act all kind towards him cus he, everybody else, and probably you knows that he will burn down everything here if he feels like it

If you give him free food, then he makes sure to always stop by when he knows you’re working

oh? how he knows when you’re working? lmao you’re so funny

Tbh he doesn’t care about you, so its mostly the food that keeps him coming, the cute waiter that brings said food is only a fun bonus to him

Takes a long while to grow a crush, or at least acknowledge it, due to the simple fact he’s gonna hold off on ever admitting that what? his heart skipped a beat? that he totally has thought of kissing you? haha.. ha….

This man is emotionally constipated and even if he wasn’t, dabi would rather die than ever admit that to you in any way that doesn’t leave you extremely confused so you’d have to confess first if you want any to happen

Dabi doesn’t care. At absolute most, he’d find it a bit funny that you act almost you don’t know who he is

Thinks that you’re either incredibly brave or outstandingly stupid when you act all kind towards him cus he, everybody else, and probably you knows that he will burn down everything here if he feels like it

If you give him free food, then he makes sure to always stop by when he knows you’re working

oh? how he knows when you’re working? lmao you’re so funny

Tomura Shigiraki

Also doesn’t care but is equally as interested in having a (as he’d call you) a “fan”

Knows that you’re not actually a fan, and is most likely scared out of wits end when you go to hand him his drink and freeze when he suddenly grabs your wrist as everyone watches in horror

one finger and the fact that Shigiraki was curious was the only thing that really saved you and your wrist

He would leave and it wouldn’t be until a few visits later, when he hasn’t tried anything and you’ve forgotten he’s a literal villain cus you got used to having to serve him, that he takes an interest

Childishly demands that you sit with him, and the manager on duty thats coming up to scold you for lazing around with the customers is stopped in her tracks when Shigiraki looks at her and nonverbally dares her to do anything

His… everything isn’t very sociable or welcoming, and when he’s seated where everyone can see, it isn’t very good for business

If he’s ever not doing anything, he’ll stalk around the café while staring at you

it’s probably okay, he just doesn’t want creeps creeping on you (while not acknowledging that he’s creeping on you)

talks to you about his video games and asks if you know them

asks for your game ID if you happen to play👉👈🥺

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[derelictheretic]

OC TAG GAME

Tagged by @socially-awkward-skeleton @strangefae and @detectivelokis !! Ty 💕💕💕

Not quite sure whose done this since i've been. absent. so i'mma send tags out to @deputyash @bluemojave @adelaidedrubman @bl-beater @jollybone @clicheantagonist @florbelles @unholymilf @henbased @ishwaris @megraen @shellibisshe @trashcatsnark @v0idbuggy @wewillryesagain No pressure as always !!

Favourite OC

Currently I would say Lola is holding that spot, she's fun to draw and write for and I just spin her in my brain like a rotisserie chicken all day she brings me so much joy to think about. She's also my first transfem OC so she,,,,, is so special 2 me <3

My consistent faves of all time tho are my boy Damien (my half demon half vamp man), my girl Lucy (She is a unicorn shifter and I Adore she sooooo much) and ofc my creacher Dean uvu

Oldest OC

Damien!! He's from my first original story I ever made and I've had him for 7 to 8 years!! He rotates in my head forever even tho I barely talk about him 👉👈 His story has changed a few times but his design has stayed pretty consistent! He means the world to me and so does his story and one day I will bring it to life ashsjsjs

Newest OC

That would be Lola!!!! I'd been wanting another unhinged lady to play around with and felt like having a pink murder lady as well and thus Lola was born 🥺 She brings serotonin and I love playing around with her relationships with the other characters!

Meanest OC

Hmmm this is a tough one but it's probably Heather! Heather is actively mean on purpose and loves her passive aggression and tearing people down through her words. She smiles while pointing out all ur insecurities and faults and will laugh if u cry <3 bestest worstie wife ever <333

I have a few other mean OC's like Rilo (Demon lord) but he's on a much bigger scale of wanting to commit genocide against all supernatural creatures soooo he's just like evil less so just mean. Very smile in ur face while he obliterates ur very atoms kinda vibe,, hate him so <3

Softest OC

This is impossible I have too many softies,, But probably Lucy! She's a pacifist and just has the biggest heart, she's very empathetic and always wants to help people even if there is nothing she can do in a situation. She also is just very soft in nature like she has a gentle touch and soft voice and sweet eyes that will make u cry and tell her all ur problems while she holds u.

Most aloof/standoffish

I have a few of these too lol I'd say it's a tie between Michael, Silas (Eldritch horror slasher) or Pheonix (Marvel OC besties with Wade). Silas probably wins because he doesn't tolerate talking to humans in any circumstance and just seeing him tends to send people running. Silent, brooding, grumpy eldritch horror man my beloved.

Smartest OC

I have a sentient AI OC called HEXX and he has knowledge from all across the galaxy (being an AI for a spaceship he needs it lol) so I'd say that'd be him! Ask him anything and he has the answer, just don't ask him about love bc he will have his 1010th identity crisis and the ship will suffer it's 1010th failing and emergency landing :)

Dumbest (affectionate) OC

Hmmm i'm gonna say my baby boy Ky bc he's my literal himbo lmao He has zero thoughts in his pretty little head!! Only loving friends and having fun!!!! Golden retriever boy only know eat hot food and love everyone!!!!! No but he genuinely is so,, so stupid,,, the one thing he can somehow do on his own is cook, baking is off limits he will burn down the kitchen......

OC's I'd be friends with irl

I have a few I think it'd get along with so I'll narrow it down to three!

Piper; We would vibe in a makeshift tree house and play video games and I'd listen to her gush over women (Faith) for hours and she'd judge my horrid taste in men <3 She'd probably also beat me in poker and steal all my money.

Fredrick; my genderfluid god would take me to so many concerts and drag me across the country to get something they bought off of eBay and I would have a blast.

My lil tech nerd Keiden; he likes coding and games, I can kind of code and like games, it just makes sense. We'd play raft and Minecraft and make epic structures and talk about what we would do different with the game mechanics.

[kenjakusbraincum]

heyo :) anon who requested sick!reader here

the work was absolutely painful (💀) but that's okay, that's what I wanted anyway, and you're absolutely amazing, already said that in a previously sent message, but gurl I couldn't tell you how much I actually like the reader dying trope, and how I kind of had that in the back of my mind while requesting but didn't say it, so thank you for that once again AND ALSO I've been reading all those requests you're getting for a follow up fic where reader is reincarnated and sukuna finds them but ykw ikindofreallywantreadertostaydead 🥺👉👈 (it feels so stupid for wanting something other ppl don't want 😭💀) like how do I explain it- I just kind of hoped for sukuna to live with that grief yk, of not having shown her enough love and then losing her..idk maybe it's just me, but I really don't want her coming back

BUT ALSO this is your work and hence completely your choice, you've given birth to the character, ofc it's up to you what you do with it lol, I'll read it anyway 😭 I really love your works lmao

and also, pls don't shut up and no you didn't go overboard with it, it was just ✨perfect✨

Ahhhh anon I'm so grateful for the opportunity to write that request and unleash my evil angsty side for once 😌💅 I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

And I totally get where you're coming from with wanting reader to stay dead!! As I mentioned in one of the previous asks, I LOVED making Sukuna suffer 😭 Just him regreting every single time he was disgusting towards reader since the start of their little thing. Him wishing he could redo everything again, wishing he wasn't so brutal because he never had to be brutal at all, reader would've loved him either way. Reader ofc wouldn't even hold it against him but he does, he can't forgive himself.. and then he goes back to being a monster, because there's nothing left for him to be human for. I love the idea of being so special to him, being singlehandedly both the reason he became human (in a metaphorical sense) and the reason he went back to his old ways.

But the reincarnation scenario lures me for two reasons, one is how much there is to explore within the idea. Like how do they meet? Who recognizes who? Does reader remember him instantly or does it take time? How does Sukuna go about retrieving them, does he just snatch and steal and take like he always does, or does he try it differently? And how does reader react to all this, what if they reject him in this lifetime? DOES SUKUNA HAVE ENOUGH RIZZ TO GET READER TO STAY WHEN HE'S NOT FORCING THEM??? Lorddd my brain is going places and I love a prompt that gets me thinking.

And the main reason: I really badly want an excuse to write Sukuna being uncharacteristically nice from the start. I always feel an obligation to do him at least a bit of justice by making him cold in the beginning, but reincarnated reader gives me an excuse to make him gentle, esp with nsfw stuff 🥺 And everyone knows I'm a sucker for gentle Sukuna...

BUT anyways, even if you don't like this idea pls feel free to pretend part 2 never happens and is a totally separate little scenario!! Nothing is official canon in this little universe of my works and ppl are free to pick and choose which fics are canon and which aren't in their interpretations ✨

[borathae]

Girl.. I'm finally caught up but these last three chapters if mv were literally insane, I don't even know where to start lol

I'll start with Emma first because being completely honest, I wasn't sure if I was going to like her in the group. I thought she would change up the dynamics too much and make it weird but none of that happened! She's so sweet and I love everything about her personality. I also had (still kinda do) a hard time keeping girl friends so seeing the mc get that connection makes me so so happy. Their little girls night left my heart warm and aching for one of my own.

Jimin needs a good ass kicking session, let kook at him for awhile, he's a big boy I'm sure he can take it 😒 The way he is written literally scrambles my brain, on hand I have so much empathy for him and I know some of his actions are trauma responses that he deserves to heal from.. but he's such a dick at the same time! I just want her to tell Tae already so he can kick his teeth in and teach him a lesson. (I also want to add that I wouldn't be opposed to a vmin/mc threesome with dom tae making them play nice with each other 👉👈)

Yoongi is completely wrecking tf out me, girl i am exhausted 😮‍💨 I really forgot how far their relationship has come but holy frickkk he's too cute for his own good🥰 That stupid prick made me completely and utterly livid doing that to him, he's come so far and opened his heart wide, his emotions are on and he's loving and letting himself be loved and that asshat just decides to toy with him for his own amusement 🤬🤬 should've staked his ass right there on the spot.

I hope Tae gets it together soon, I miss his old self and getting the little glimpses of it between these really heartbreaking mood swings is breaking my heart 😕.. his behavior this last chapter just wasn't it, and honestly the flip flop he's doing with my poor baby Kooks heart is engaging me..

Poor kookie needs to be loved on asap 🥺 also can we talk about his restraint?? How far he's come that he was able to walk out of the room!!! Makes me feel like a proud mama 🥰

🦇

I LOVE EMMA SO MUCH OMFG she is such a lovely character :( we truly love her in this household :(

Jimin IS such a dick, but also a dick I wanna protect ahhaha istfg he is such a fun character to write, because of how layered he is 😩

I also want to add that I wouldn't be opposed to a vmin/mc threesome with dom tae making them play nice with each other 👉👈

YOU ARE GIVING ME IDEAS OMFG????

Yoongi is completely wrecking tf out me, girl i am exhausted

SAME hahah WE ARE A MIN YOONGI FOREVER HOUSEHOLD AND WE ARE GOING TO FIGHT FOR HIM

HONESTLY THOUGH TAE'S BEHAVIOUR BEEN GIVING ME WHIPLASH fajdsjf sorry for yelling all the time ahha I feel like I need to yell to let you know how excited I am to talk about this story with you FADJFJ

Poor kookie needs to be loved on asap 🥺 also can we talk about his restraint?? How far he's come that he was able to walk out of the room!!! Makes me feel like a proud mama 🥰

I LOVE HIM he makes me feel so many things :( and all of them are good :( he's come so far my hardworking baby :(

Thank you so much for your review! I feel like I didn't show you enough just how grateful I am for you but I really am

[funkylilfrog]

I hate how much people on social media have watered down mental health terms.

No, you’re not “delulu😜😜😜” for pretending to think you have a chance with a celebrity.

Being delusional is not funny or silly or something you should want to be. Being delusional is scary and uncomfortable and ugly. Delusions are not “hehe maybe he’ll notice me🥺👉👈😖🧚‍♀️💖🌸” Delusions are (at least in my personal experience) “There’s people in my head but they’re just out of reach and they won’t talk to me but they’re there I know it” or “I am (insert fictional character). That is me, that is the life I lived and I have memories of it so it has to be real.” I didn’t recognize myself in the mirror because I didn’t look like the character my brain had convinced me I was.

It’s draining. It’s scary. It’s confusing. It’s lonely. It’s not some silly thing that should be taken lightly or aspired to be.

Even with less heavy terms like hyperfixation or special interest, they’re also not things that should just be thrown around.

(Anything I’m about to say does not include people who are ND, self or formal-DX. Self diagnosis [with proper research] is completely valid)

I hate when neurotypical people, especially on TikTok, throw around the words like they’re just another adjective. People like that don’t understand just how important and impactful those things are to ND people.

For us, it’s not just “Omg I love this show!” It’s closer to “I love this show! I have to consume every single related piece of media attached to it. It means so so much to me. I can’t handle when people criticize it, it physically pains me. This is the only thing my brain will be able to think about for the next several weeks (or even possibly longer).”

Hyperfixations and special interests aren’t things that we get to choose. They’re not just a hobby that we enjoy. They’re something that our brain has formed a deep attachment to. They’re something that brings us comfort. They’re not just some silly quirk of ours, they’re genuine facets of ourselves. They become part of who we are.

Another thing with this topic is people making fun of people’s interests for being more stereotypically childish or immature. People need to understand that it’s not someone’s choice to enjoy what they do. Also, it is not a negative thing to have childish interests. It’s good, healthy even, for people to be able to be able to find comfort in whatever they want to as long as it’s not hurting anyone else.

Again, this is all based on my personal experience and is absolutely not the same for everyone. Everyone’s experience is different and it would be stupid to assume that every single person’s experience is the exact same.

[thekidsarentalright]

asfdsfskj hello bff it’s been a minute how r u!! i hope you’re having a good day and i just wanted to say that we Would care if u did song analysis posts again! they’re so interesting and i personally love seeing your thoughts on stuff <3 (i’d specifically love to see your thoughts on from now on we are enemies 👉👈 but like… u could analyze whatever and i’d read it lol)

also can we talk abt those extended cuts? specifically PATRICK’S ACTING IN THOSE EXTENDED CUTS?! idk where the hell he pulled that voice from or how he came up with that character but it’s SO fucking funny… when he makes the benedict cumberbatch pun he looks like he’s trying not to laugh 😭 i’m so endeared it’s all so stupid god bless <3 also the way he says “look man, i know you got your balls all out” reminds me of his acting in moustachette for some reason… he’s so good at the dramatic angry delivery of the most ridiculous lines, someone give this man an oscar <3 truly have no idea how the rest of fob kept a straight face during that bc i could never lmaoooo

alsoooo i’ve been obsessed with what a time to be alive recently… is it just me or does that give u similar vibes to this is why? like the first couple songs on the album but specifically the title track, the news, and c’est comme ça… idk that’s where my brain has been at lately! just dancing to songs abt the world being on fire and then being like “oh shit… is there a theme in here somewhere?” 😅

- 🧋 anon

omgg hi bff!!! so sorry it took me a few days to answer this ive been Sooo distracted nfkrnf but have also been doing good!! i hope u've been doing good also <333 always nice to hear from u! 🥺 so glad to hear you feel that way abt my analyses (analysis'? analysises? whatever fjdnf), i clearly worry ppl dont rly care for them so i am. So glad people do. i am absolutely planning on posting them again, so dont fear!!! from now on we are enemies might not be first but it Def will be soon <33

also FR patricks acting in those was so good and so funny for no reason 😭 like he has no right to be so good at acting all dramatic and angry and stupid and absolutely hilarious!!!! i wonder if his lines were mostly adlibbed or not bc. if he made that shit up that makes it even funnier and more impressive and like. if i were on set watching that i would've died from how funny it is fjrnfkfn the rest of the guys are stronger for not dying from it fr

SOOO REAL OF U!!!! god what a time to be alive is soooo good im obsessed w it too and like i can absolutely see it having a similar vibe to the first few songs on this is why!!! i think it's not only the world is ending and awful themes but also how upbeat those songs, in general, sound while having such a dark topic? like how sarcastic and tongue in cheek it all is too makes them have similar vibes for Sureee and i love that both fob and paramore are riding that "the world is horrible and i'm watching it end so. fuck it lets at least dance while we watch!" attitude fjnfkfnd

[tennessoui]

Kiiiiiiiiiitttttt, the regency au!!!!!!!!!! every new installment makes my brain start rotating like a microwave, giving me all these thoughts and feelings!!!! absolutely OBSESSED with the DRAMA! the DEPTH of the misunderstanding! how deeply STUPID they are! meanwhile everyone else in town is just watching like 🫥🫥🫥

you know sebulba is cursing the entire kenobi line and future children because he was so close to being able to retire for the evening when obi-wan shows up banging on his door and then has the sheer audacity to be like “he’ll not turn me away” and sebulba is like fuck I know that’s why I’m begging you to return tomorrow morning at a reasonable time because as soon as he hears it’s you visiting he’s gonna fucking. Make me build a fire and also probably start preparing some feast in your honor and I’m dead tired. Too tired for that nonsense.

and obi-wan is like um 🥺👉👈 but I really wanna see him 🥺👉👈

[lale-txt]

*pops in dying from laughter* hii, i read the one w/ sims music

Okay so my dead brain read it wrong.. cuz i did not see the first thing about the "consumerism simplified" so i though the characters coresponds with the text underneath.😅

Which led to some very interesting choices, and i hope you dont mind that i would share. 👉👈🥺

1) "those who look at you with dead eyes cuz --"

Did not even flinch at Ace, cuz did you saw his look when he is eating/almost asleep?? He has this dead, sleepy look in his eyes!

Did not have anything against Paulie being there.. and thought it was weird with Sanji, but hey.. maybe he was reaally not in the mood for that

2)" those sit infront of pc for hs"

First thought: Kidd, you stupid angry chilli I KNEW IT! Nerd!! (Or geek? Not sure which is the correct) Hell yea!! Now i can blackmail him!!

King the same as Kidd

Smoker - not suprised. Def can be used for blackmail material.

Law and X Drake - .. ha I KNEW IT! I KNEEEW IT!!! (Again. Blackmail material 😎👌)

3) "those who waggle their eyebrows"

I am sorry, how should i know i am reading this wrong when..

Franky, Usopp, Bartolomeo, Buggy and Luffy would definitely do that at some point imo!

4) "those who put their clothes on and leave"

First thought: ... That's it?! That's where you draw your line, Shanks?! Everything else is okay but DONT YOU DARE FUCK WITH THE SIMS SONG ON- ohh Nooo Shanks does not like that! .. *dies in astonshimwnt and cackles*

(Seriously.. best mistake EVER!)

And the rest of them was similar. The only I was having 0 thought on was Sabo.

(for the rest.. do you wanna hear more? i dont wanna... Share if it would bother you. )

i read all of those with tears in my eyes from laughing omg

the thought of Kidd just sitting in front of a tiny pc in his underwear and furiously clicking the mouse that barely fits in his hand to build his dream house is so funny to me ("why the fuck don't they have canons in this game, is there a mod for that? Killer? KILLER? CAN YOU SEARCH FOR A MOD FOR THAT?")

also Shanks just putting his clothes back on and disappearing for another 15 years probably, pls lmao

i'm so glad you bascially had double the fun with those, thank you so much for sharing! now i'm even more happy i typed those out on a whim last night (to the Sims soundtrack of course)

[weebsinstash]

Just saw your one piece thirst posts. Top 5 one piece characters to thist over pls?

Oh gosh but there's just so many 🥵 and then like, there are characters I'm not exactly thirsty for, but have had ideas for too. But anyways rkdhfjfjf

Doflamingo is a prick and I love to hate him. He's like, 10ft tall and a spoiled selfish power-hunger creep, but he also has a depth to him such as still retaining trauma from his childhood, forging close bonds with a trusted few like Virgo and Monique, so on, so forth. I've actually thought about 👉👈 like, Reader is an escaped former slave with the whole brand and everything, and while you're working underneath him in Dressrosa, Doffy happens to see it by chance and is all "oh since I was a celestial dragon i have the right to own you too :)"

Nico Robin is smart, sexy, and her Devil Fruit powers have uhhhh infinite sexy potential like oh my god 🥵 fat titties and a fat brain, can make little clones of herself, grow extra limbs, you know her deal, and she has that teasing MILF energy

In a similar vein, Boa Hancock acting like since she's a Warlord of the Sea and the ruler of her people that when you wash up on her island that you're her property now and thus obligated to be her cute little servant, bowing in humble supplication and letting her fawn over you should she choose to

Sigh. He's such a fucking moron but,

Zoro. He's so cool and loyal to his friends and funny and fifngkfkfk stupid fucking marimo would fight an army with nothing but sticks if it meant protecting his loved ones 🥺 man probably couldn't find a clitoris if you gave him a map but I love him anyways

Yo, we wanna talk hot swordsmans though, Mihawk FUCKS. He lives on a spooky island in his own castle, he's known as the strongest swordsman in the world, he has a stupid goth aesthetic which is also kind of cool 👉👈 like oh no mr gothic sir, its pouring rain and I have no where to go, may I take shelter in your castle while we drink red wine by the fire and---

[igonecrazy]

Ok ok um… shoot there’s so many titles I’m intrigued about sksksksk imma try my best 😅

TAM GIMME ALL THE DEETS ON TAM

SAME FOR ALL THE LILY FICS

Car Keying?? 👀

HAPPIER 2.0????? (With a happy ending orrr??? 🥺👉👈)

Am I even allowed to ask about more than one WIP? idc idc

Yesssssssss..you're allowed to ask about them all :")

alright..so.....

TAM..The Art of Misunderstanding.. :"( the fic i was writing about the TMI gang visiting India :"( *cries in i wish you could see into my brain* this is so cute and so stupid..theres a whole scene where Magnus asks Simon about how long Jace and Alec have been together and Magnus just keeps jumping to conclusions and never letting Simon get a word in to tell him those two are brothers..and all the weird groping and smoochin (they werent actually smooching) Magnus and Clary have seen was actually them being asshole big bros and teasing Izzy and him who have just recently <insert the big relationship step that i gave them and forgor> and and and....there was this scene..where they're in a luxury train..and Alec and Jace are fighting-but-not-really-fighting where Alec calls Jace by his full name.. Jonathan Christopher Lightwood Herondale..and Magnus who was passing by their door just happens to hear it..and then he goes back to the room he is sharing with Clary and is like "OH MY GOD! Biscuit..we cant tell them we like them! They're married! *cries still in style coz its Magnus Fucking Bane*" and i have a few other ideas from when i thought this fic up :"(

Lily! My beloved series! I have two ideas in work for this and a couple more still brewing..well..1st is..Hannibal pleasuring Will in bed..when his phone notification for Abigail goes off and now he's distracted coz wtf did his daughter post now..and Hannibal is like "My Love *exasperated sigh* what at work has your attention that is more important than my tongue?" and Will is like "I swear its not work! *gets a glare* its not! its our daughter! *confused scrunch* she posted something somewhere! and i! i can bet you its about us!" they see it..and its a video of them dancing in the kitchen like Hannibal did with Bedelia in Florence..and with Lily clapping for them from her play pen..and Abigail is like "How do I date when they are just down the hallway setting insanely high standards?" AND the other idea was a pre-Lily fic about Will baby talking to his tumtum and Hannibal is like *cue serious face* "Will..my love..i fear i must say this..i feel like i should handle the discipline of our child.. *gets confused scrunch* you're very gentle with her..which i fear would only get worse once she gets here..i do love them..but i dont want our child to grow up spoiled, darling" *gets a solemn nod coz Will doesnt want that either* <cut to present day..Will just got back from work> and Hannibal is busy cooking and Lily is on a high chair and Hannibal is explaining to her what all he is doing and then Lily who has a giant cake slice in front of her goes "Pa..caa'e" and Hannibal wipes his hands and comes to hand feed her..and Will is like smiling but also "discipline her my ass" This series is a fluff fest..gosh!

Car Keying..idk if you remember it coz i might have thought of it back at glitter hand..but anyway..Alec shares an apartment with Izzy..Magnus is Izzy's bestie who keeps coming over..Alec hates the car that is always parked in his spot..because that means he would park in his neighbour's spot and his neighbour always got on his back about it..he ignores it a couple of times..notes down the plate number 3rd time..keys it a lil 4th time..makes a long scar 5th time..and 6th time he is going on a date with Magnus and they reach the parking lot(Izzy took his car today..its technically their car but..yk) and Alec is like I'm gonna smash this fuckers car! and Magnus is like where did my sweet shy Alec go? and Alec is like "Omg Magnus you're so sweet..i know i shouldnt be doing this and i wouldnt but this car brings out the worst in me" and Magnus is like darling you cant damage that precious thing..its mine.. and Alec just runs upstairs in shame..forgets the lift and literally runs :P

Happier 2.0 *cue teary eyes* Will..finds Hannibal with the help of Chiyoh who stayed back before the FBI could come for Will just in case he didnt want to be left behind..which he didnt..and Will is like "IS THIS WHAT YOUR LOVE WAS" and gosh

This is what you do? This is why you wanted me? This is why you isolated me from everyone, took away anything i dared to love, JUST SO YOU COULD LEAVE ME ALONE? ARE you that easily bored of me Hannibal Lecter?

Will-

What? You left me! YOU LEFT ME! To what? Go back to where I came from? Was i this easy to discard?

I was trying to do what’s best for you

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME! STOP TRYING!

Someone gib me strength to finish them 😭😭😭😭 coz i love all my WIPs but I'm so trash at actually getting them ideas down to a docs file 😭😭

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

I begeth thee for Orbit, Hoodie and Blue content my liege, I have not been doing great recently and it would be great if you could do the boys comforting the reader while they're spiralling because of just, thinking about the future (Chronophobia), the reader maybe was kicked into spiralling because they're grades recently aren't as high as they wanted? Also, maybe Dream if you write for him? But I didn't see him in the list so I'm guessing you don't ksbbekbd, that's all uwu - Bug 🐛

( p.s you have amazing vibes and I think your rlly cool 👉👈 )

What a formal request! I have no reason to turn thee away. Orbit, Hoodie, and Blue ye shall receive, my friend. 😌✨

You like my vibe?! 🥺👉👈 Thank you!

Orbit, Hoodie, and Blue comforting Y/N:

Orbit: He’s actually very well equipped for this. He’s going to talk to you in a gentle tone, trying to get you to do grounding techniques to stop you from spiraling. Once you’ve managed to settle just a bit he’s going to rub comforting circles on your back (if you let him) and shush any self-doubts you may have. Nobody is perfect, Y/N. And hey, he’s a teacher. He didn’t get this degree for nothing. If you’re struggling in the science category he’s got your back. And if it isn’t in the science category? He’ll still help you study if you like. 

Hoodie: He’s...the least prepared for this sort of thing. He does his best in trying to calm you down, using the same techniques he used on Twist when they were younger when Twist would often fret over things. He’ll smooth your hair, pull your head to his chest, give you his headphones for music to just block out the world, anything you want. He doesn’t like seeing you this distraught. He’s not the best at schoolwork but he isn’t stupid. He’s more than willing to help you out if you need it. 

Blue: Much like Orbit he’s very well equipped for this. He’s doing everything he can to get you to focus on the here and now. Grounding techniques and all. He’s got your hands clasped in his own and his tone is gentle yet firm. He’s right here with you. You’re going to be ok. People make mistakes. It’s a part of life. You just gotta get up, dust yourself off, and try again. He knows it’s easier said than done, but don’t worry. You’ve got him in your corner! Cheering you on! Just look at how far you’ve come already! 

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Dream: Senses the rising negative energy in you before you even realize it. You’re pulled into one of the most comforting hugs imaginable. He’s whispering encouraging words into your ears, calming any self-doubts and anxiety that had tried to bubble their way up to the surface. He’s here, Y/N. You’re doing just fine. A lower grade than you wanted is ok! You’re amazing! Be sure to pace yourself and not overload your brain with stress about it! You’ll get it next time! And he’ll be here every step of the way to help you out any way he can! 

[velvetyh]

Hello darling!!! 🥰

How's it going?? 🤔

I've been all over the place lately (thank you mother nature 🙃)

I've been switching between chase Atlantic and kpop for the last couple days and I forgot that chase atlantic has a song with my name in it. Not gonna lie I really vibe 😌 (If you guess which one it is I'll let you call me that 😏 )

It's literally the easiest thing don't stress lmao just my funny way of telling you my name 🤭

Anywhooo ngl I've been in such a submissive mood lately 👉👈 The Boyz do that to me 🤪 However I've never really been a Younghoon girl... idk why but I just can Not see him as dominant.... maybe cause like he's such a baby and the vids that I've gotten to know him from have been him cutely crying from their wins and him looking oh so delicious in the drink it mv... idk idk anyways I'm now in the mood to read something with him as a sub or a service top you know??

Okay but no cause WHY does Jacob have to look like that?? WHO gave him the RIGHT to look that good? 😩🤧✋️

Eh hormones hormones blah blah blah 😑 😒

Just being an active nuisance hereee 😗✌️

Don't have any good questions right now cause brain soupy but

☆ Who do you feel mtl dominant towards in TBZ

☆Do you like chocolate? If so whats your fave kind? ( I like all but white, and I love chili chocolate)

☆ Do you prefer being coastal or landlocked?

Okay love you byyyyeeee

🌺

hello you beautiful human!!

i’m super tired and in an immense need of physical touch bc i’ve been up since 5am to catch a stupid train to go to another town to follow some lectures for my stupid training 🙃 i just got out of the train and there was a girl resting her head on a guy’s shoulder not far from me and omfg i crave this… plus in one of my lectures there was a dude that had the same name as my crush in hs, this asshole brought me back the memories of him 🙁 anyway i hope you’re doing well !! 💕

dw idk if it’s the moon or anything but i’m also all over the place, emotions have been nothing but a rollercoaster 🙂 it’s super fun to be happy one moment and close to give up everything the other!

I STG IF YOUR NAME IS CASSIE IM GONNA COMBUST BC THATS LEGIT A MASTERPIECE THAT I LOVE 🤩🤩 oh there’s ‘Molly’ and many songs that i really like but CASSIE?? what’s your favourite chase atlantic song btw??

yk all of this is making me act up i stg!! i wanna be a good sub for tbz but OMFG younghoon as a good boy??? calling him pretty and shit??? mommy issues jumping right in 🙂 even if he’s pretty much a GIANT he’d look so cute being all submissive and whiny under you 😫😫

YES YOUNGHOON SERVICE TOP AGENDA!! (not me getting excited about it when i only wrote fics where yh was a soft!dom lol)

YOU ARE NOT A NUISANCE i really love having you around my blog 🥺

Who do you feel mtl dominant towards in TBZ?

rn…? i kinda want to sangyeon to get on his knees for me,,, i’ve been in a mood recently, where i really really want to have arrogant / dom looking guys on their knees before me, begging me to do something. yes this is totally a power kink but OMG it is just so hot.

Do you like chocolate?

I know im gonna surprised ppl but not that much… im not much of a sweet tooth, i get disgusted pretty quickly by sugary things, but i wouldn’t say no to a good slice of my mom’s chocolate cake

Do you prefer being coastal or landlocked?

COASTAL all the way!! if i don’t see the sea a few times a year i just feel bleh and terrible 25/8.

LOVE YOU TOO!!! ❣️

[yo9urt]

ok um...i normally dont post about this because its kinda My Business and Not Yours (”you” being all of you) but um 👉👈

(theres a tldr)

ok so for pretty much all my life ive had misophonia (if u dont know what it is ask google, short explanation when i hear my mom breathe (shes a painfully loud breather) or any of my family members eat etc. i get in the mood to snap necks) and it fucking sucks ass and makes literally everything stupid and difficult and painful and annoying and i HATE IT

and theres not a lot of research being done into it so theres no known cures and not many known ways of improving it/making it easier to cope with, and its essentially a lifelong issue which also sucks ass but ANYWAY....

there’s this guy in my town who does like alternative therapy methods and stuff and i went to him in 6th grade to cure my pollen allergy (worked like a charm) and the other day i asked my mom if she thinks he might be able to help w/ the misophonia, and she asked him and he said yes so now today i’m gonna call and make an appointment and hopefully get something figured out!! 🥺

tldr i have stupid shitty incurable brain disease that makes life hell but there may be a way to at least soften it and make it easier to cope with !!!!