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I'm going to post the entire dispatch in hopes more people will read it. It's a stylized version of how US media would cover events in America if they were happening in a foreign country. Chilling.
(Written by Garrett Graff)
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Musk Junta Seizes Key Governmental Offices February 1, 2025 By William Boot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — What started Thursday as a political purge of the internal security services accelerated Friday into a full-blown coup, as elite technical units aligned with media oligarch Elon Musk moved to seize key systems at the national treasury, block outside access to federal personnel records, and take offline governmental communication networks.
With rapidity that has stunned even longtime political observers, forces loyal to Musk’s junta have established him as the all-but undisputed unelected head of government in just a matter of days, unwinding the longtime democracy’s constitutional system and its proud nearly 250-year-old tradition of the rule of law. Having secured themselves in key ministries and in a building adjacent to the presidential office complex, Musk’s forces have begun issuing directives to civil service workers and forcing the resignation of officials deemed insufficiently loyal, like the head of the country’s aviation authority.
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The G-7 country’s newly installed president, a mid-level oligarch named Donald Trump, appeared amid Musk’s moves to be increasingly merely a figurehead head of state. Trump is a convicted felon with a long record of family corruption and returned in power in late January after a four-year interlude promising retribution and retaliation against foreign opponents and a domestic “Deep State.” He had been charged with attempting to overthrow the peaceful transition of power that had previously removed him from office in 2021, but loyalist elements in the judiciary successfully blocked his prosecution and incarceration, easing his return to power.
Over the last two weeks, loyalist presidential factions and Musk-backed teams have launched sweeping, illegal Stalin-esque purges of the national police forces and prosecutors, as well as offices known as inspectors-general, who are typically responsible for investigating government corruption. While official numbers of the unprecedented ousters were kept secret, rumors swirled in the capital that the scores of career officials affected by the initial purges could rise into the thousands as political commissars continued to assess the backgrounds of members of the police forces.
The mentally declining and aging head of state, who has long embraced conspiracist thinking, spent much of the week railing in bizarre public remarks against the country’s oppressed racial and ethnic minorities, whom he blamed without evidence for causing a deadly plane crash across the river from the presidential mansion. Unfounded racist attacks on those minorities have been a key foundation of Trump’s unpredicted rise to political power from a career as a real estate magnate and reality TV host and date back to his first announcement that he would seek the presidency in 2015, when he railed against “rapists” being sent into the country from its southern neighbor.
In one of his first moves upon returning to the presidency, he mobilized far-right paramilitary security forces to begin raids at churches, schools, and workplaces to identify and remove racial minorities, including those who had long lived in harmony with the country’s white Christian majority. He also immediately moved to release from prison some 1,500 supporters who had participated in his unsuccessful 2021 insurrection, including members of violent far-right militias who promptly upon release swore fealty to him in any future civil unrest. Elsewhere, even as he released violent criminals onto the streets, Trump by fiat pulled longstanding government security protection from former military and health officials he felt had betrayed him.
Underscoring his apparent disconnection from reality, reports surfaced that the president had ordered military forces to unleash an environmental catastrophe and flood regions of a separatist province known as California that is led by a high-profile political opponent. The order underscored how the military, which had resisted Trump’s unconstitutional power grabs in his first administration, was now led by a subservient defense minister, a favored TV personality with no experience in management who faced an embarrassing series of allegations about his drunken behavior in the workplace.
Foreign allies who had long aligned themselves with the United States on the international stage were unsettled by increasingly destabilizing nationalistic and imperialist rhetoric coming from the president’s social media accounts—largely posted to a network owned and run by Trump himself—and worried in private conversations in capital embassies that he would mobilize the compliant military to fulfill heretofore unimaginable territorial ambitions that included seizing the country’s northern neighbor, which shares the world’s longest undefended border, and potentially colonizing Panama and Greenland.
Both the country’s defense minister, who has previously said he does not believe women should be allowed to serve in combat roles, and Trump’s new interior minister, who appeared on national TV wearing the paramilitary uniform of the border security force central to Trump’s political rise, spent much of their first days echoing and amplifying the president’s hysteria about racial and ethnic minorities. They and other government officials also immediately canceled all official observances of religious and ethnic minority holidays and launched efforts to scrub official websites and prohibit educating workers or schoolchildren about those minorities’ long, proud history in the country. Overnight Friday, hours after journalists had gone home, the defense minister’s office announced it would bar establishment independent media outlets from working out of the country’s military headquarters and replace them with friendly right-wing media organs.
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The administration’s propaganda minister also announced Friday, apparently with little preparation, that it would initiate an immediate, unexpected, and seemingly ill-considered trade war with the country’s two primary economic partners, a move that if implemented would upend the national economy, disrupt supply chains, and accelerate the return of an inflationary crisis that has roiled domestic politics over the last five years and had just seemed to be returning to normal. Ironically, it was that very inflationary crisis and Trump’s promises on the campaign trail to lower the price of eggs that paved the way for his unforeseen election victory in November.
The country’s other business oligarchs have watched Musk’s unexpected and rapid rise to power with trepidation, and leading media and technology companies who compete with Musk’s extensive business empire—like Meta, Amazon, Disney, Paramount, Apple, and OpenAI—have quickly lined up to negotiate and pay bribes to the president that would allow their companies to operate unimpeded; initial payment terms ranged from million-dollar gifts to the presidential inauguration to $15 million and $25 million payments, made by Disney and Meta, to fund the construction of a presidential shrine. The highest known payment was $40 million from Amazon, which was structured as a gift to the president’s wife in exchange for the media company having the opportunity to film a hagiographic biopic.
It was unclear, exactly, what deal terms any of those bribes and payments unlocked and when subsequent tribute payments would be expected, although on Saturday Trump moved to fire and neuter government watchdogs that had long bedeviled the country’s financial elite.
Throughout the week’s fast-moving seizure of power—one that seems increasingly irreversible by the hour—neither loyalist nor opposition parliamentary leaders raised meaningful objection to the new regime or the unraveling of the country’s constitutional system of checks and balances. A few members of the geriatric legislature body offered scattered social media posts condemning the move, but parliament — where both houses are controlled by so-called “MAGA” members handpicked for their loyalty to the president — went home early for the weekend even as Musk’s forces spread through the capital streets.
It was unclear what role, if any, Musk’s forces would allow parliament to have in the new governmental structure by the time it next returned to the national assembly known as Capitol Hill.
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listen to this…horror pregnancy trope…season 4 sam is pregnant with the antichrist child and gives birth in the panic room. dean and bobby kill it…after that dean is tormented with weird thoughts about getting sam pregnant with his own baby…he cannot accept that sam betrayed his body and their family like that…dean needs to fix it somehow, fix his sammy.
you know, i'm not really a mpreg girlie but i can fuck with this just because the body horror would be next level, and also the layer it would add to sam's purity issues and being a freak oof
i mean, the idea of sam producing another human, that thing being stretched out of him in the most abnormal ways, something sucking the nutrients out of his guts, moving about his body, feeding of it, even more so in the panic room where he doesn't have access to demon blood, something the creature would probably need, so he would become frail faster
and you know what would be awesome? yeah, maybe that would plant the idea in dean's head, putting his own baby in sam, but the thing is.... he can't. sam produced the antichrist because that's what he was born to do in a way, that day mary sealed his fate. the supernatural works itself out. but he's still sam, he can't produce normal human children, so that little seed that grows in dean's mind is all there is, he can fuck sam six ways to sunday and it will never happen, it drives him up the wall
and yeah maybe dean and bobby kill it but it comes back
it keeps coming back
#you know i'm sure if sam was a girl she would be pregnant at some point in the show#maybe they would explore some body horror with that#wincest#ask
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Acolyte is going to age well, I'm telling you.
It's more true to Star Wars than the Sequels, because it's about the things that Star Wars has always been known for:
FAMILY – and the forces (both light and dark) that try to pull it apart.
In the Prequels, Anakin is constantly trying to protect his family: his mother, Padmé, Obi-Wan, the Chancellor. And it's his intense love toward his family that allows him to be manipulated into darkness, which ultimately tears his family apart.
In the Original Trilogy, the Skywalker family has been torn apart by darkness. But the ties of family between Vader, Luke, and Leia are strong, and it's family that saves Vader in the end.
And in Acolyte, we see a family torn apart by the Jedi, and two sisters constantly reaching for each other across space and time, but forces of darkness and justice get in the way.
In the Sequels there's this found family vibe, which in general is great, but in the movies you never get this sense that Rey holds any important family connection with anyone.
CORRUPTION – in others, the people you love, and in the institutions you trust.
In the Prequels, we see the corruption in the Senate, the corruption in the Jedi Order, and Anakin's corruption from light into dark.
In the Original Trilogy, we see the corruption of the Empire, but we also see the seeds of corruption from the old Jedi Order, with Yoda and Obi-Wan constantly telling Luke that he must kill his own father. We see Vader's corruption, and we see Luke unravel it.
In Acolyte, we see Mae corrupted by the dark side, we see Osha corrupted by her own feelings, and we see the Jedi corrupted by their own belief that they are the saviors of the galaxy, that they did the right thing.
In the Sequels, we see Luke, a Jedi, almost killing his nephew– this is absolutely corruption within the Jedi, but this is unbelievably out of character for Luke, who forgave his father, a mass murderer. We also see Ben Solo, but we never see him being corrupted by the dark side. We just see he's pretty much already there.
REDEMPTION – for those who seek it, and those who defy it.
In the Prequels, we are shown the path that takes Anakin into darkness.
And in the Original Trilogy, we are shown a man who defies his own redemption because he believes he does not deserve it, and that it's far too late– and yet he finds redemption anyway.
In Acolyte, almost every Jedi we're introduced to seeks redemption because of the terrible thing they've done, because of the secret they keep. I wouldn't say any of them are actually redeemed, but seeking redemption is an important part of this story for the Jedi characters.
In the Sequels… Yeah Ben Solo is redeemed but redemption isn't exactly a "theme" of the movies.
LOVE – complete, unconditional love, beyond reason.
In the Prequels, Anakin and Padmé share a love like this. Anakin doesn't deny killing younglings, and Padmé (while deeply upset and disturbed) does not stop loving him for what he's done.
In the Original Trilogy, Luke has never known his father, he doesn't have memories of a man who was once kind an honorable and good. All he knows is Darth Vader. And yet, he is willing to forgive his father because he loves him.
In Acolyte, Mae and Osha have both betrayed each other, have both done unspeakable things in each other's eyes, and yet their love for each other never falters. It remains, strong and forgiving, always.
In the Sequels… Is love a main "theme" of the Sequels? Yeah, Leia and Han love their son, but they've kind of given up on him and their marriage, Kylo Ren and Rey do not know each other well enough at all to be in love, and Luke apparently gave up on that unconditional love he got from his mother which allowed him to forgive his father. IDK love isn't a huge part of the Sequels.
POLITICS – I just need to point it out, almost every Star Wars movie or TV series that's actually good includes a lot of politics that's clearly explained and makes a lot of sense.
In the Prequels, we are introduced to the politics of the Galactic Republic, as well as the politics of the Jedi Order.
In The Clone Wars, there are whole story arcs based on politics (that whole arc about deregulating the banks?).
In the Original Trilogy, we hear about the Emperor's political maneuvers and how he's disbanded the Senate. We also come to understand the the Empire rules through fear, military might, and destruction of their opposition.
In Acolyte, we see Jedi politics play out, and we hear about how there are a few senators who do not trust the Jedi and the power they have.
What politics are we given in the Sequels? First Order, bad. Rebels good. And also repeat of the Original Trilogy. Oh, the New Order rules with military might and fear, and they have a Death Star thing. Okay? We've seen all this before.
*Disclaimer: When I'm talking about the Sequels, I'm talking about the movies, not the books. I have not read the books.
#my point: acolyte was great okay#acolyte is thoroughly true to star wars#Star Wars themes#Star Wars meta#darth jess#Star Wars acolyte#Star Wars prequel trilogy#Star Wars original trilogy#Star Wars sequel trilogy#anti sequel trilogy#anakin skywalker#padmé amidala#anidala#mae aniseya#osha aniseya#rey nobody#rey#obi wan kenobi#chancellor palpatine#sheev palpatine#yoda#empire#star wars#the clone wars#darth vader#ben solo#kylo ren#Luke skywalker#Leia skywalker#Leia organa
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Ah. There was another embarassed laugh at that. That sounded not good for him … Coming from how circumstances worked coming from that paradox with himself, if his presence was well-known somewhere, he would destroy that security look of reassurance of his other self showing up inside the place … since he would serve as an abili. Regardless if right at the moment, it as merely an impression, he sensed, if this happened, he would opening a door. Allowing that other self to interfere outside him --- someday, one day, eventually … ❝ Uh. I'll prefer only a group of people know about me, not like the whole country … I'm just an visitor. Just passing. As much it must be an experience for everyone to met a witch, don't yourself that sorrow … and if people want to talk about me, I'll glad to just … calming down the situation. ❞ His previous sentence has been returned down his face, obviously. ❝ Only my coat. ❞ He nuanced. At least, there was no additional question concerning his one-winged eagle sign … who remained as golden as he expressed his magic actually was. He sighed, as he would need to deal with it in one way or another depending how circumstances evolved. Following sentence generated an kind of interest upon his features. He had an daugther ? Well, somewhere, it would bring that conversation as between two families discussing of each other, though he was more younger … and concerned kid was complicated.
He couldn't help to laugh. ❝ Love is a good element to believe ~ ❞
Ah, that topic of love … Brightness features who had remained even since the beginning of the conversation transformed inside an discreete seriousness. Kind of story he would have to share will not be happy one that can be imagined --- How love could be painful was an remaining topic inside his chessboard, and his family wasn't known for be the best out of that topic. His father wasn't, and was terrible on the topic … and his mother turned to be something delicate to speak of now. ❝ I wish I could tell many good stories around a drink but --- love between witches hide many secrets I don't want it it's becoming well-known. If my single presence might be known by everyone, I can't take the risks to expose my wife's heart in front of everyone. Well, mine isn't that hard to understand, and if I tell you my age, knowing me married, will surprising me. ❞ He noticed slowly, in which he kept seriousness inside his tone. ❝ Hmm, that, otherwise, of course I can talk about it ! ❞ He missed so many things he experienced in Japan, outsider the closer lands of Rokkenjima of course. Turning back to the dialogues lines of main route ---
It was one word who generated immediate confusion on his face. Onsen ? That world was same world as his ? It was truly what he was making referring for --- Another time, there was an betraying surprise inside his features. It was … unexpected. ❝ Well, for the moment, there is just … me. I don't think lot of people would came to join because I visit here. I hope not, at least. ❞ He reassured with an joyful expression. ❝ Onsen … like hot baths in the middle of the mountains ? ❞ Immediate confirmation was requested. ❝ Nevertheless, I'll be glad to be able to inscreasing the tourism down there ! It would be fuuuuuun ! ❞ He cheered up. As there was that proposition showing up, at much he desired remembering he had no limitations, no schedule, it would be an opportunity to bring Beato along --- in which she could tourment him somewhere else. Though, once more, knowing as much she cared about perception of her own body, they would need an moment when they can be truly alone --- ❝ Would it be possible to privatize it within a few weeks, if possible ? My wife have self-consciousness upon her own body, I don't want it to be uncomfortable for her … ❞ Only that single information will been told. ❝ Oh, don't tell her I told you that. Don't ask questions. Keep that for yourself. She is picky on that kind of informations told about her ~ ❞
"No doubt your presence will be told by everyone by the end of the day. After all we do not get foreigners who dress like you for aesthetic." Soyankekur voice though is smiling, and he is grinning. Joy in the heart of someone as old as him.
"I understand, my wife and daughter are the same. But I know that in the end, love will prevail!"
"I remember being in love the first time, all the time. After all I am a married man, and I love my wife. Perhaps one day we can all come together and talk about our love lives! Over drinks. It would be interesting to know the customs of another land when I can! "
"Perhaps you can enjoy the beach we have with your full group! Yes. We have some inns that can take care of large groups, and a onsen near the hills. If more foreigners come, then our tourism can increase!"
A win win!
Soyankekur is also a thinker of the future, every moment is meant to be planning on how to increase the funding of a region. how to increase sales and the general statistics of not being a waste of space.
He gives a thumbs up!
"Just give me a schedule and I can plan and book for you a onsen! It will be a good vacation guaranteed"!
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why did it effect my dad more when i said I liked another team as well as Arsenal than when I came out to him
#like bro you're allowed to like more than one team#like it's not like i'm betraying the family#if it's wolves vs gunners i'm rooting for the gunners 100% but i'm allowed to like them#wolves#like it isn't that big a deal#chill out#wolverhampton wanderers
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emily prentiss + leaving and coming back for her family
#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#criminalmindsverse#proceduraledit#emily prentiss#emilyprentissedit#cmverseedit#tvedit#filmtvcentral#dailyflicks#femalecharacters#bitchys#mine#edit#*#category*#tag meta#forever thinking about emily prentiss as a yoyo falling away from her family and coming back when they tug#and that her motivation for back and forth is the same - it's always about what she thinks is best for her family in that moment#her choice is always to protect them and the fact that she leaves to protect them from HER? that she always sees herself as the problem??#(she ruined matthew she betrayed doyle she killed tsia)#BUT BUT BUT them needing her? hotch asking her to lead reid asking her to fight jj asking her to stay??? she always /always/ comes back#and i find it very interesting that this yoyoing usually runs parallel to her own moral reflection - she left the first time because she#both morally objected to strauss's political game and to protect the team as individuals. she came back in s7 because she wanted something#'clean.' and she considered leaving in s13 and s17 because she had broken her own moral code each time. and that's such a meaty facet#of emily as a character because her priority is ALWAYS her family and protecting them. but what that looks like changes and costs#and is never ever an easy choice for her. emily does what she needs to as a protector but she doesn't let herself off the hook. she thinks#DEEPLY about what she does and whether she's ok with her actions. which sends her toward distancing herself from her family#for their own protection (because she's the problem see above) and the whole cycle starts again!!#(someday i'll rant about how this all ties into her leaving in run - the one time it was about HER but also not - but i'm out of tag space)
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And I also wondered how they would react to "My immortal soul"
Wuya: For her, this is a personal series, the viewer of which she became not of her own will, and without ability to change the channel. (then, together with another unfortunate person, drawn into this circus - Plop-Plop, and with a bottle of wine they complain to each other) There are ENOUGH moments that she would prefer not to see and forever forget, but this situation also has its advantages. There is something very funny about seeing Chase show off like a peacock in front of a ninja, and not only does he not fall for it, but also looks back at him like he’s a dirty sock. (At the same time, experiencing some kind of sympathy for? Which he denies as best as he can, but at this rate, even Omi will begin to suspect something) And when his attention is completely absorbed by the ninja, this gives her the opportunity, for example, to steal a couple of Shen Gong Wu Balances the state between looking with pain in the eyes and laughing as a hyena at situations
Sorceress: She hates the First and with all her soul wishes him, and his receivers especially Randy, a painful death for what they did to her lover. And she can’t just go and try to kill the First, because she understands that it will be difficult for her to resist them alone, and Chase’s existence also made a couple of changes to her plans:
1. Contrary to her first expectations, Chase does not seek to kill the First, as she decided at the first meeting. He also unobtrusively let her know that she would not interfere with his (toy) ninja. And if because of her something happens to Randy and the other ninjas, he doesn’t care. So she won’t so blatantly make attempts to get rid of the First, because then she will also have to deal with the thousand-year-old evil reptile. (she will not give up trying to take revenge, but now she needs to act differently)
2. The scenario where the First loses to Chase in his duel/makes a deal, etc. and ends up becoming the First's slave is pretty good for her. The sorceress is aware of the steel principles of the First, who would rather cut his own scalpel than give up his duties voluntarily (that’s why he didn’t retire after transferring the post but preferred to imprison himself in the form of a book) And see with your own eyes how the First will essentially become a pet their enemy, and how they wipe the floor with his pride as if with a rag - pretty good. (maybe she will even contribute to this. Perhaps :)
3. And another, in her opinion, unlikely outcome of events. Where Chase dies and the First is left alone again. The sorceress is not blind, and I think because of the specifics of her magic, she understands matters relating to feelings and emotions better than anyone else. He doesn’t admit it, but Chase’s death will still affect him, and when the guard lizard dies, she can again take matters into her own hands and calmly plan her revenge.
BTW Dff drew awesome art of the First under a love potion, and remembers that Amanda clearly has extensive knowledge in this area. It seems the culprit is found
#semisomnosres#Now it looks like a very strange immortal family from some sitcom#ninja showdown#rc9gn#xiaolin showdown#my immortal soul#wuya#xiaolin showdown wuya#xs wuya#amanda levay#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#I'm always a little nervous when I post long posts#because I don't know when and how the translator will betray me
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I love how ConcernedApe was like "no, you may not have children with your adorable monster roommate" and instead of making me less feral, that just encouraged me to marry villagers, divorce them, take full custody, then introduce our children to their new monster daddy.
You made me worse, ConcernedApe.
#stardew valley#that's what I do literally every time now#which also means that I no longer marry people I actually like lmao#I already married all the women in various playthroughs in the past#these days I always just marry a man who's irritating me#steal his sperm apparently#then divorce him and introduce his children to their new stepdad#I think I'll probably never do it to harvey or shane#harvey because he doesn't deserve it#shane because I can't stand him so much that I won't let him in my house even to betray#but everyone else is fair game#...I also did this to Penny once lmao rip#she was the last woman that I married and I guess the first one I robbed of her children whoops#I think I was just trying to get the full house achievement and I was like 'eh let's get Penny she wants kids right'#and then when I was done it was like........ okay cool now I'm marrying my actual true love#I have also done it to elliott and sebastian but I like... planned it those times...#sorry I just want to have a happy family with my true love who also happens to be a shadow monster#is that so wrong
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is anyone else going to make a Gravity Falls x Frankenstein crossover, or do I have to (I do not mind doing so at all, in fact, I would relish the task)
#seriously. the parallels go crazyyy.#stanford as the neurotic morally gray Victor stand in#fiddleford as his romantic well-meaning best friend Henry#bill as the misunderstood creature thrust into a form not suited for him#the other characters would be less one to one#dipper could be walton I think#but then stan and mable would be kind of left out#those three could potentially be the family bill becomes enchanted with/learns from (the ones who eventually betray him/run him out)#I don't know if I would want them to be Victor's family (considering they all die/have strange incesty relationships with him)#(hello elizabeth)#so they'll likely wind up needing to be other characters#BUT EVEN STILL#IT WOULD BE FIRE#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#stanley pines#dipper pines#mable pines#I'm annotating my copy of Frankenstein rn if you couldn't tell (or procrastinating on annotating it)
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for the record I'm keeping my #arcane and #arcane critical tags separate because 1) it's rude to go into a show's main tag to complain about it and 2) this way I can still go into the arcane tag on my own blog to enjoy season 1 stuff without being perpetually disappointed by season 2
#there were only two things that I actually got hyped for in season 2 (as opposed to The Entirety Of Season 1)#1. the vi and jinx fight scene with that awesome song#2. vander recognising powder#the whole family thing after that made me cry but the circumstances leading up to it were weird. wdym there's no jinx going back to sevika#and isha after losing track of vander. and isha just THROWS herself at her and sevika's like what happened to you and jinx is like I saw#vander. and sevika's like girl vander's dead are you on the crazy pills again but jinx is INSISTENT so sevika's like fine. maybe you should#call your sister. and jinx is like HA! and I'M the crazy one?! and it's a whole thing where you see her decide to reach out and that she's#been keeping tabs on vi because she 'likes keeping an eye on people who have betrayed her' but she just really needs to find vander and#make sure he was real. and despite it all vi is the one she trusts most with this. also sevika should branch off to continue the rebellion#storyline bc that's what she originally betrayed vander for and jinx is probably crazy anyway. *someone* needs#to keep their head on straight and let's face it that's been sevika since day one.#I guess this post is#arcane critical#now#oops#I could fix it though#I don't think a lot of the story works because past act 1 it isn't shaped by character choices#but at least make them TALK like themselves#and create the connective tissue required for it to be believable that they'd choose to fulfill these plot points#because let's be real jinx would try to find vander on her own and fuck something up before she ever admits that she needs vi#jinx doesn't like NEEDING anyone. she doesn't like being weak. that's her whole damage#powder was weak and jinx doesn't want to be weak#because weakness breeds suffering#not saying she'd NEVER reach out to vi if she really truly needed it. she kidnapped her that one time. it just wouldn't happen that fast
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Every day I get closer to making an unhinged behemoth of a post listing all of the things about Kaeya and his possible connections to mythology & stuff that I notice but NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO BRING UP IN THEIR THEORIES
(edit: OMG I reached the tag limit I'm so sorry)
#genshin impact#kaeya alberich#the unhinged behemoth of a post would also include all the reasons I DON'T think Kaeya is up to anything nefarious#if I see 1 more “kaeya will betray us” or “kaeya is allied with the abyss” theory ISTG I'm gonna break something#also WHY. WHY IS NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY MENTIONING THE POSSIBILITY THAT#EVEN IF KAEYA IS WORKING “WITH” THE ABYSS ORDER#IT'S AS A DOUBLE AGENT?!?!!?#LIKE HE'S GETTING INTEL FROM THEM FOR THE PURPOSE OF FEEDING IT TO THE KNIGHTS OR TO DILUC OR SOMETHING#AND HE'S ALSO STABBING THE ABYSS ORDER IN THE BACK#IT'S A SNEAKY TACTIC THAT'S NOT EXACTLY HONOURABLE AND PUTS HIM VERY MUCH IN HARM'S WAY BUT IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF KEEPING PEOPLE SAFE#HOW IS THAT NOT THE MOST KAEYA THING EVER?!?!?#WHY AM I SEEMINGLY THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!#I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS#also why is no one bringing up Kaeya's possible connections to king Arthur???#I mean HELLO?! secret possible royal lineage raised as a ward/foster child/adopted child of a noble family alongside an older brother?!!#and why aren't more people talking about Kaeya's connections to Lord Krishna???#again spirited away from his actual family to be raised in another family alongside an older brother figure who has less chill than him???#not to mention peacock feather imagery and being pitted against an evil uncle#if you believe that Clothar is Kaeya's uncle rather than a direct ancestor#there is so much more I could bring up and I'm not even an expert in any of this nor am I the best at research#but I should probably save those for an actual post#plus I don't want to flood these tags more than I have#I have so so so many things to say about Kaeya#he lives in my heart rent free he makes me feel and think so much he is truly the most beloved of all my beloveds#truly the blorbo of all time for me#if even 1 person expresses interest in all my theory-esque thoughts on Kaeya I will have won at life#this is an invitation guys please ask me to talk more about kaeya
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Genuinely, it is such a shame Sasuke learnt about Obito's role in the massacre so quickly because the level of emotional manipulation he could've subjected Sasuke to is staggering
#naruto#obito uchiha#sasuke uchiha#'oh hey i'm a long lost member of your family betrayed by the leaf just like everyone else!'#'isn't it so fucked up what they did to itachi? i agree i sheltered him uwu'#'as an aside this world is hell. dont you agree.'#come on. COME ONNNNN
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Well, since 2.2 has been out for a short while, I will do a classic, and split Lopera ^-^
The Soldier, The Broken, The Gambler, and Carlota (or, "the normal girl")
Enjoy! (Hands you choccy milk)
*Sits down* Comrade, I just went through trauma to write this ✌️😊
The things I do for chocolate milk...
Lopera, The Soldier, Is a loyal and unhesitant girl. Her face never seems to show any emotion, just a straight poker face, she takes her orders like a mindless soldier.
Lopera, The Broken, the one who weeps at night as she remembers her loneliness and her empty, lonely fate. That poor girl who lost both of her families, who lost all trust and her happiness to those traitors. You might not see her often, she'd rather weep in silence than be seen as she is.
Lopera, The Gambler. Say goodbye to your Sharpodontry, this girl is giving it all away for a 1% chance. She's confident, daring and reckless, she's willing to bet it all on a percentage, and somehow, she wins, most of the time anyway.
And Carlota, the young girl. Perhaps that's what Lopera could have been in a perfect timeline, a simple girl that loves to have fun. She's fun, a little airheaded but that's to be expected of her young age, just your average quinceañera, a young girl that adores having fun and appreciates her family.
If they got together, The Gambler is a HORRIBLE influence on Carlota, yet they both manage to find it in themselves to tease The Soldier. Though neither of them can get along with The Broken, for she hates all of them, especially Carlota.
#reverse 1999#defining sanity#I hate Reverse 1999/j#I nearly cried there#😊 (I want to die)#The Broken Lopera is pretty interesting ngl#after what happened in 2.2 I'm there like “Damn she really went through a lot huh?”#To lose both of your families has taken a huge toll on her mind#Both betrayed her in some way but especially Igor and Moldir#Thank you BP I hate you so much
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The Szeth flashbacks might just be the end of me.
#like#the stormlight flashbacks are always traumatic and horrible for the characters involved#but these are somehow worse?#maybe because it's been so long since I read the other books#but also maybe “the voice” and being a child of divorce are a bit more real to me#since I luckily haven't been sold into slavery#or killed any/multiple family members#neither was I ever a killing machine that burnes their spouse alive#nor did I betray my sibling to start a war#but being a naive young idiot who just wants to do what is right?#anyway I'm sure the truly unhinged stuff is going to happen in the later parts of the book#wat spoilers#wind and truth spoilers#szeth son son vallano#wind and truth
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i honestly have no idea what Kaeya was thinking when he told Diluc that he was a spy. dude your dad just died. idk. maybe console your brother or something. crazy idea right? and i get that the guilt of his secret was weighing on him so harshly that he couldn't keep it anymore but like.... making your brother's worst birthday ever WORSE?? maybe he did deserve to get beat up idk
#i mean i know he was probably regretting not telling Crepus and just felt like he couldn't keep it in any longer#and now that i'm thinking about- it if he did tell Diluc later then Diluc would probably just feel more betrayed#going deep into the grieving process and then being told his brother only grew up with him on bad intentions#but this still irks me and i think about it every day lol#also: what was Kaeya's bio dad thinking lmfao? sending your young child to 'spy' but just dumping him into a loving family#what was he even supposed to do#anyway these two drive me crazy#ragbros#rant#genshin impact
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started the dlc and ngl I'm not having the best impression on songbird
#Like why are you acting overly chummy with me I don't know you not trust you#I'm just desperate for cure#and idc about your past stop monologuing please#AND YOU MUTED JOHNNY HOW DARE YOU!#THAT'S FAMILY!!#“it's gotta get old hauling a faded rockstar around” you say that but I'm already goddamn sick of you#sure beats hauling a helicopter parent netrunner around#Also I really couldn't give less of a fuck about saving the president oh my god the cliché#But then I punched the president and she punched me back so at least I already like her more than Sonbirr#FREE JOHNNY YOU BITCH!! I rather listen to his whining! Why are you acting concerned about me and trying so hard to be likeable omfg#You're not getting this pussy either so just chill we just met#wish it was the president in my head instead#At least songbird is prettier than Johnny will give her that. And she is more pleasent to deal witj#BUT IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE I DON'T KNOW YOU. HOW DARE YOU MUTE HIM AS IF HE ISN'T A WHOLE HUMAN BEING#Like it's so fake acting overly concerned with V's wellbeing when she herself tossed Johnny to the side like a misbehaving pet#If you're gonna an empathetic character you better show empathy to everyone. Isolation is a worse fate than death#Taking a person's ability to speak? Fuck is wrong with you. That's sick.#Never trusting her I will betray/kill her at the first opportunity#☆other fandoms#☆cyberpunk
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