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>Be me, camo-zamboni
>Makes a post about roommate’s sex life
>Post goes viral
>Roommates find post, then blog
>Change URL to camo—zamboni (extra dash) to try to hide from roommates
>Roommates inform me that that didnt work, bc the post’s OP link auto updates when my url does so they can always find me
> Give up hiding and try to return to camo-zomboni
>”URL is already in use”
>wtf its been like 2 days
>checks URL and sure enough, somebody snatched it up
>Now that guy is pretending like he was the one who made the viral post
>Wow what the fuck dude
#i still think about it sometimes#and it fucking infuriates me#like idc about the url#i gave it up so it was free game#but to then try to take credit#for my post????#like bro are you THAT desperate for attention???#anyway yeah i just checked#he still has that url#although he hasnt posted in a few years so
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actually and genuinely fuck you if your reslonse to seeing dying people beg for you to help them by answering a fucking ask is to whine that it makes tou uncomfy.
"it makes me feel uncomfortable, it makes me feel guilty" GOOD. GENOCIDE IS MEANT TO BE FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE. MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T FEEL GUILTY IF YOU DIDN'T RESPOND BY IGNORING IT. GET USED TO DEALING WITH DISCOMFORT YOU ABSOLUTE SCUM. THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DYING. IMAGINE SEEING SOMEONE, A LOVED ONE, YOUR KID, YOUR PARENT, YOUR SIBLING, YOUR FRIEND WHOEVER BURN TO DEATH INFRONT OF YOU AND THEN GETTING THIS FUCKING RESPONSE. IMAGINE NOT HAVING THE MONEY TO BUY WATER AND THIS BEING PEOPLES' RESPONSES. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU ARE ABSOLUTE FUCKING SCUM.
"disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over" IMAGINE BEGGING FOR HELP BECAUSE YOU ARE TRAPPED IN NOT A WAR ZONE A GENOCIDE STARVING BECAUSE ALL AID HAS BEEN BLOCKADED AND SOMEONE COMPLAINING THAT ITS "disappointing" TO HAVE TO SEE YOU ASKING FOR HELP. NOT EVEN FOR MONEY JUST FOR SOMEONE TI SHARE YOUR STORY.
"Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3" DEAL? DEAL WITH DYING PEOPLE BEGGING FOR HELP? FUCK YOU. YOU ARE FUCKING VILE. YOU ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT MAKE GENOCIDES LIKE THIS HAPPEN, LET THEM GO UNNOTICED.
grow the fuck up. i don't care that your probably like 13, you can do SOMETHING. you can share posts, you can email representatives, you can sign petitions, you can just talk about. but now. the idea of other people suffering makes you feel too uncomfy and too guilty to bother.
and dont you dare go calling yourself an anti zionist if your like this you coward.
#“ima minor )):” get the fuck iver yourself.#so am i. im a minor im disabled i dont have the energy to go to the shops with my friends and i still do shit.#“idk if its a scam!!” then check if its vetted#its easy just check the reblogs of their pinned to see if anyone has linked to where it has veen vetted#or search the blogs url on Tumblr and see if anyone whos been sent an asks link to where its been vetted#its not hard.#i fucking hate liberals. they “care” until they have to actually do shit#grow some fucking balls and do shit because you are no better then a zionist if you sit and whine about how annoying brown people are for...#asking for help. you don't see people doing this with things like the hurricanes etc. its only when its poc#fuck you genuinely.#if you want to change its not that hard#there are so many ways to get involved even if you have no money#if anyone want me to help show you how dm me#and no im not going to crop any urls out#idc if their 13 this is fucking vile
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Happy valentiens day I made cards because this is my third favorite yearly tradition. I am not responsible for anything that does or does not happen as a result of my incredible valentines day cards which you should send to people you know tomorrow
#these are going to be my business cards#I almost put like a watermark on all of them with my URL so they could be passed out as advertising#excuse me do you have a moment to hear about-#I love shitty cards#pls send if you find any good ones idc if they're stolen#that makes them spicier#ms paint#mspaint#valentines cards#shitty valentines
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why the urls changes ? :0
cause i like it lol. its fun to me. at the end of the day this blog is just about me and i like to change things up sometimes haha
alpinelogy is here to stay in the long run. unfortunately
#ask#anonymous#yeah sure i do like posting graphics and writing fic and the little attention i get from that and yes it might hurt my recognition#but i dont really care about that haha. yeah i do plan on selling prints but i dont really care how much i sell i do that really just for#fun. legit idc how much i sell or if i end up with a financial loss so i dont care that less people will recognize me if i change my url#this blog is primarily about me so i can and i will change my url occasionally#hopefully this makes sense adfsdgfh. people tend to be surprised how few people actually follow me so i care even less that i change my url#most my followers are mutuals anyway lol
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I was looking at ur page and I noticed that when u talk to people you call them by their usernames?? 😭
stop making fun of me anon, i do it for a REASON 😔
as close as i am with my mutuals/readers on here, idk whether they’d be comfortable with me addressing them by the names they’ve put up on their blogs (and trust me, i know them, cuz i’ve stalked them lovingly 🥰). i know a lot of them have their about me posts put up where they clearly mention 'call me (insert name/nickname)', but even then, until i'm actively given that permission, i won't use it 😭
which i understand is kinda weird ‘cause i have a bunch of relationships on here: a wife, several children, a friend with benefits (except it’s CLEAN, we just smooch each other’s foreheads through the net and that’s the benefits part done 💀), a cutie-pie-sugar-plum-honey-munchkin (don’t ask 🌝), etc, and i refer to them all as their usernames 😀
on the contrary, every single person who talks to me here is welcome to use mine! i just find it funny when they say ‘hi tojiscrack’ ‘cause i like making ppl uncomfortable 😋
#like you’re gonna get punished for not using my normal name cuz you are definitely welcome to#i encourage it actually cuz ily and need you to feel comfortable here#this blog is a safe place! <3#i’m mother hen (majority of you are older than me but idc)#punishment for not using my normal name = calling me TOJISCRACK and looking like a weirdo#anywayyy#i see you anon#trying to make fun of me#what’s UR url huh? 🤨#yeah#yeah exactly#(ily)#about me
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he's ok
#robot#oc#art#robot oc#finally just looked up references on how to do the lighting for his slutty little boots! references work guys use them#trying new watermark cuz i was bored with just my url and idc that much about people like finding me from some random art#phosphor hollow#my art
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oh yeah it turns out that an ex of mine has been being fucking weird about me on here again -_- not sure what the point in posting this is i just wanted to complain. about that.
#ohh i'm ''[their] shitty ex''?? dude our last communication was me being Scared out of my fucking mind and Apologizing for Being Scared#like. scared Of Them. and their response was 'i cant remember the last time i was this mad at someone'.#like i realize now they were a fucking loser and just liked the Aesthetic Idea of me while ignoring everything Real about me but still. GOD#<- not venting just giving. Some context if You guys have seen them posting about me?????#genuinely dont care if u r mutuals with both of us idc i have their url blocked im chilling these days. but like. Man it has been 3yr and#youre still telling people im Horrible for Getting Scared Of You? give it a fucking breakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk#delete later#EDIT. they didnt do anything That Bad the 'scared' is a result of Psychosis. they werent abusive or anything just didnt respect boundaries
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still posting d/mp is like so depressing for the amount of people who you see still supporting that guy . hi guys I've been offline for three years i sure hope that my favourite gamerboy didn't horrifically abuse his platform
#vwoop.noises#Over and Over and Over again.#You can't block from sides on mobile and I'm too lazy rn I just need to snipe people from my activity feed#Sorry 4 talking about that fella still but like. Idk. As someone Still in this space actively. Every day I am surprised#and sorry 4 no tags bc I don't want people who live in dscourse tags to come for me <3 Idc enough#It isn't like. A Lot. for the record. And they're incredibly transparent when you see them. They are just annoying.#You can do what you want. I guess. Truly I am not going to stop you. But I AM blocking for having to see cringe urls in my notes
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hey im gonna try and delete some sideblogs later but it makes me A little nervous. sooooo if my main blog gets deleted as well i will be back with the same url as soon as it lets me remake LOL if i vanish its not on purpose
#i have like tenbillion url saves that idc about anymore#and i went to try and go make a new one and was like Huh. what#so
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Who would stick around if I started reblogging my random fixations en masse out of nowhere lol
#i generally feel like i have to keep this blog Professional or whatever and keep it only my art#so i dont talk a lot here and def had a thinf abt reblogging other art but idc that much#generally i stay still pretty On Theme w dnd stuff#but im like can i just lose the plot and start reblogging 100s of pieces of LPS art here#mostly i think this comes from me seeing this as my Main Art Url for Only Art and i was gonna have my other shit as a sideblog#anyways yeah#ik i talk about this every 4 months lol its fine
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i like my theme but i need to change it soon
#i looove puss in boots forever#it's just not the thing im insane about rn:(#maybe ill go back to it eventually IDC#it feels like im LYING to people who stumble upon this blog#the url stays tho#sleep talking
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i wanted to see that post everyone’s vague posting about and wow
“As a 30 year old man who’s ego eclipses his IQ, all I hear from leftists is how much they hate me for my standing susceptibility into hate groups.
Whereas Nazis call me brother and welcome me into their ranks, as long as I act think and speak like a Nazi.
See the difference?”
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i was born for loving you btw. BITCH
#salisha speaks#something about the way she delivers this song is so fucking GOOD#its like a full song in the same vibe as thw way she sings the line#flicker fever fill the form in simulation swarm#does that make sense. idc#the lyrics just flow in such a good way i love it so much#maybe ill change my url soon to born4lovingyou cause i do have it saved :)
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using a positive url to be an anti blog and trick fans of the character into clicking on it is so rude and unnecessary lol
#this is not about LS btw#i just......#literally has stan club in the url and you click and it's an anti blog like....... why#hate whatever character you want idc but this feels specifically like you're trying to target fans of a character you hate#and that's just mean lol#neha rambles#delete later
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Transcendence AU Dash Simulator GO!!!
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okay but actually block me if you ship mizcor -- 'hurr durr but we age stella up' -- SHUT UPPP she's literally a minor and alcor's canonically over a million years old so how about you stop being a freak
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Babe I hate to break this to you but Mizcor's literally one of the most famous relationships in all of post-transcendental literature
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I could not have more obviously been talking about Mizar the Magnificent but you know what? Yeah classic Mizcor supporters can fuck off too actually.
Everybody likes to whip out Twin Souls like some kind of gotcha but have you even actually read it??? Like it's literally supporting demon worship and pedophilia -- both of which are EXTREMELY ILLEGAL btw. So yeah if I see any of my followers reblogging that shit I'm reporting you to the Occult Defense Agency idc if we're mutuals
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*looks at my Alcorian Literature PhD* guess we better stock up on prison shivs buddy
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okay I'm sorry but
and Mizar the Magnificent isn't????
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Los Angeles 🏝️
#sunken city of los angeles #new california #travel #ocean #photography #lmao i almost got eaten by a kelpie trying to take this pic pls reblog it
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Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that The Scepter of Vanquished Souls, the newest book in the Wanderlust Trilogy, is now available for pre order on Glamazon!
Purchasers of the hard-cover edition will also receive never-before-seen content, including a deleted scene between Princess Samia and the Shadow King!
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Boosting because I honestly cannot recommend this book enough. Truly one of Mira's best (and I'm not just saying that because she married me!)
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are the 6 billionth user to log into Jumblr today!! This means you are eligible to win a FREE WACBOOK PRO!!!! Click here to claim your prize and win BIG BIG REWARDS!!
#twin souls #mizar #alcor #mizcor #twin souls: reawakened #twin souls: breaking circles #twin souls: newest moon #twinner #twincon3015 #not a scam
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So. I had a day.
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Okay, but consider
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I don't remember my older brother's wedding
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A small price to pay for no middle school trauma
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Okay so I just read the url and--
Asfdksfjk go off you funky lil intern
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I'm actually the senior librarian. But thanks!
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Posts that have 10k notes. To me
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Today's demon of the day is Nxlar the Antithetical! Responsible for the Florida Springs Massacre of 3007, the body count for this purveyor of madness is estimated to be over 400 (source).
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I could fix her
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literally screaming crying throwing up rn I've turned off 'Based on your likes' like eight times @staff can't you just get rid of him already
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#i accidentally set my alchemy textbook on fire today and i don't even care AAAAAA this is going to be amazing #northwest mansion mystery #pacifica northwest #rosa darling #im about to be so insufferable about this just you wait
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Nxlar SWEEEEEP!!!
#if you love me at all you'll vote for my lady love #LISTEN i could bring her to the light i nkow i could
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Lmao so Nxlar the Antithetical totally turned my apartment complex into a pile of sentient sludge yesterday. I'm fine -- I was at work when it all went down, but uh... yeah, my situation obviously just became super not-great. I hate to ask, but I don't get paid til the 15th, so if some of y'all could float me some cash just so I can get a motel room for a couple nights, I'll fr owe you a life debt
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#fuck demons fr #like seriously what'd i ever do to them 😭😭😭 #mutual aid #pls boost #don't tag as donation
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Important PSA
So idk if y'all have been reading the news lately, but the alcor virus has been making the rounds on the interwebs again. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but PLEASE don't click any random links rn, ESPECIALLY if they're tagged with twin souls.
I know we twinners love to joke about it, but the alcor virus is legitimately dangerous and has been known to seriously ruin people's lives. Idk. Just like be smart and practice basic caution I guess? Jumblr's pretty much dead these days, so he might skip over us, but it's always better to be safe than sorry
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This is a good point! It is always better to be safe than sorry! That's why if you're smart, you'll click here for a list of ways to virus-proof your computer. Stay safe out there everybody!
Based on your likes!
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Anyone else just randomly crave connective tissue sometimes
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no actually i think that might just be a you thing
#also i heard screaming on the other line when i called you earlier there better not be a mess when i get home #beloved demon brother tag
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Okay guys I might be crazy but what if the Shadow King was actually telling the truth when he said Princess Samia's brother is still alive??? Like, if you think about it, there's a tonnnn of foreshadowing in Crown of Ghosts and the author tweeted that there was gonna be a surprise twist in the new book sooo 👀👀
#i've connected the dots -- YOU DIDN'T CONNECT SHIT -- i've connected them #wanderlust trilogy #mira ramachandran #crown of ghosts #scepter of vanquished souls #princess samia #samia of cleves #shadow king #ahmed of cleves #bookblr
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Reminder that you are beautiful exactly as you are and there are thousands who would sell their souls to imitate what you do naturally <3
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I actually really needed this today 💗
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Yo quit reblogging this op is a blatant human supremacist
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And? No one cares lmao
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Enjoy deactivation. Lmao.
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#I sent screenshots of that one centaur post to her boss too #give you two guesses what species his wife is (tags by @alv)
Holy shit. Am I actually rooting for the alcor virus rn?
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maybe the real virus was the friends we made along the way <3
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No, the real virus is me. Don't take credit for my accomplishments.
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Heritage post
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I just want to get dicked down again =/
#THIS IS NOT ME TAKING A STANCE ON SHIPPING DISCOURSE I LITERALLY DON'T CARE#best hits tag#i'm basing this entirely off the vibes i got from 2015/2016 tumblr#i just feel like the mizar the magnificent fanbase would be highkey insufferable lmao (to the dismay of all creators involved)#mizar the magnificent#transcendence au#alcor the dreambender#ian beale#mira ramachandran#rosa darling#alcor virus#al-v#twin souls#unreality#tumblr dashboard simulator#tumblr dash simulator
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Hi! This is my presentation post! I will update it from time to time! ^^
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— I am a teenager (between 15 and 19)!! Please don't ask me to send you money to help you with what you're going through, I will not be able to help you. It will only make me sad and uncomfortable, and make you lose time that you could use by asking the same thing to someone who can actually help you, and I will block you, I'm sorry.
And I've just been asked that so just to be clear: No, I am not interested in any kind of "sugar relationship", thank you very much. (*traumatized crying*)
— Please do not interact with me if you are racist, homophobic, transphobic or a terf, if you willingly body shame people, if you are sexist, if you promote any kind of non con/illegal-relationship, if you are a nsfw-only account, if you are a Trump supporter, or if you don't like to see the most random post at any time of the day. Once again, I will block you.
— I am genderfluid! You can use any pronounces while referring to me, but I do have a slight preference for they/them. :)
— Also, I mostly go by Eleana online, but I like to be called Len too. Or by my url idc. :3
— I do not have the energy to find the exact label for my sexuality, but I like to think of myself as queer and demi romantic! ^^
— I am mostly active in the following fandoms: The Goldfinch, Stranger Things, and Bungou Stray Dogs.
— I like to post some writing prompts that I make when a cool idea tickles my brain but my lazy ass can't bring itself to actually do something with it. :3
— Most of my posts/reposts are absolutely random and probably a bit confusing lol
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Here are some of my favorites ships in...
... Stranger Things
— Byler; Wiseheat; Miwi / Will x Mike (they need to be romantic and fucking cheesey.) (/hj)
— Jancy / Jonathan x Nancy (both platonic and romantic)
— Lumax / Lucas x Max (slight preference for romantic, but platonic is cute too)
— Elmax / Eleven x Max (both platonic and romantic)
— Elumax / Eleven and/x Lucas x Max (both platonic and romantic)
— Rokie / Robin x Vickie (preference for romantic)
— Ronance / Robin x Nancy (slight preference for platonic)
— Steddie / Steve x Eddie (both platonic and romantic)
— Duzie / Dustin x Suzie (both platonic and romantic)
— Stobin / Steve and Robin (ONLY PLATONIC!!! They're my favorite duo!! :D)
... The Goldfinch
— Boreo / Boris x Theo (romantic.)
— Pippadore / Pippa x Theo (only platonic.)
— Hobie x Welty (both platonic and romantic)
... Bungou Stray Dogs
— Soukoku / Dazai x Chuuya (both platonic and romantic)
— Shin Soukoku/ Atsushi x Ryūnosuke (also both platonic and romantic)
— Fyolaï / Fyodor x Nikolaï (both platonic and romantic too)
— Rampoe / Rampo x Poe (preference for romantic but platonic is cool too)
— Higugin / Higuchi x Gin (again, both platonic or romantic)
— Tachigin / Tachiara x Gin (platonic or romantic too)
— Kousano / Kouyou x Yosano (both platonic and romantic)
— KyouKenji / Kyoka x Kenji (both platonic and romantic)
— Atsulucy / Atsushi x Lucy (slight preference for platonic but romantic is cute too)
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Some random things about me! :D
— I absolutely loooove music. It doesn't have to be any specific kind of music, I could listen to pretty much anything and I'd be happy, because it's music.
— I am a cat person, and I'd like to adopt one or two when I'll have my own place!
— I never actually dated or really had a "crush" on anyone, but that doesn't stop me from being one of the biggest longing romantic person that I know!!
— I'm a fucking Drama Lord. >:)
— I am currently hyperfixing on Finn Wolfhard's acting. And by that, I mean that I discovered him by watching "The Goldfinch", and seeing more of his acting is the only reason why I watched "IT", "The Turning", and "Stranger Things" even thought I usually really hate horror/action shows.
— I am an extraverted introvert!
— People say I look mean or scary, but really I just have a "do-not-come-near-me-or-I'll-bite-your-head-off" resting face.
— My favorite love languages are physical touches and words of affirmation. :)
— My memory works in a really strange way: I can remember word by word some parts of books and their entire storyline when I've read them years ago, but it took me 7 years to know the birthdate of a friend of mine that I met when we where both three.
— I sometimes have an hyperfixation on a random thing for months and then suddenly loose any interest about it for literally no reason at all.
— And (you probably guessed that by now) I tend to overshare things about myself when people let me. (• ▽ •;)
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You can also find me here! ^^
AO3 →
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And that's pretty much it! Wow I'm actually impressed if you finished to read all that lol--
Thank you for being here, I love you! (/platonically) ^^♥
#presentation post#all about me#ships#fandoms#the goldfinch#bungou stray dogs#stranger things#writing prompts#random#spotify#AO3#len's rambling
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