#like i understand the joke but a) that should not be a ship name b) they already have a perfect ship name

[skepticalcatfrog]

I'm not going to lie to you, I personally believe that the worst thing in newer shipping culture is making up ship names that are just two random words stuck together. Like I shouldn't have to do detective work to figure out who you're talking about it's literally so easy to just use their names

[nikiluv]

I JUST WANNA SAY THAT I ACCIDENTALY RANTED!!😭 u dont have to post or answer to this but i had to get this off my chest. but bro ppl who in this fandom are literally so soft istg😭its so irritating like. they treat riki like he's a fucking kid when he's 18 turning 19🤦‍♀️so he's a YOUNG MAN!! A MAN A GROWN ONE BTW who just so happens to b young like what's so hard to grasp. Nbs saying you have to treat him like he done experienced every walk of life, but at the end of the day he's still a man and he should b treated accordingly. and it esp pisses me off cuz they have no issue sexualizing the other members specifically the hyung line. and ofc I see other ppl kinda fester this energy into sunoo and jungwon even tho its mainly riki. I vividly rmb someone making a tiktok AS A JOKE!! saying I wanna get aten by sunoo like that when he inhaled a cake and ppl were doing entirely TOO MUCHHH!! and she rightfully called them out saying if it was heeseung or jake nb would care and ppl would agree and its like literallyyy. I've also seen ppl on here say they won't wrote smut for sunoo and riki and its like there's nothing wrong with that at all but why are we leaving out jungwon like hello?? hes very much still apart of that line and sunoo is older than both of them so its like?? if u leave one out leave them all out😭🤦‍♀️i could name so much more examples but this is alr getting so long. but I also had to mention the fact that I VIVIDLY rmb when jungwon turned 18 or 19 or wtv age ppl immediately started pumping out smuts with absolutely no fuss and its like?? WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY AT W NIKI???At least keep the same energy if u do ts like. And its just so much that plays into it too because everyone knows enhypen is catered towards women. I feel like that was their first mistake but on top of that it brought in a lot of young girls who's minds clearly still aren't developed and they feel as tho its like their job?? to protect them when in reality half of the group could literally be their uncle or something. Idk its just so irritating to see ts within a fandom because although I don't claim any kpop fandom anymore. I use to b a engene at some point and a nctzen at some point and LEMME TELL YOUUUU its such a difference!! although ncity has had its moments that was like the only kpop fandom who were actually funny and wouldn't baby none of the members. even if u were underage they would still treat u accordingly without sexualizing u. idk ima stop here cuz this is getting to long but its just so much shit wrong w engenes. like I said earlier u don't have to read or answer to this!! but engenes just annoy the heck outta me🤦‍♀️

it’s fine, what you say was facts tho, like I was an nctzen arnd 2020-2022 ish, and like no nctzen smut blogs said anything about jisung smut being wrote, I mean there where that didn’t agree with it but no hate comments or anything

To me it’s so insane about how people write so much crazy shit about jw but don’t keep the same energy w sunoo and riki

For sunoo it’s probably because he is portrayed at “more feminine” which is just his image, and also because of his sunsun ship etc etc

To me it’s if you wanna give the same energy to Niki, keep that energy towards ALL of Enhypen, don’t just “defend” Niki, talking about writing smut for him just to make yourself better

And the craziest thing is those that are super pressed are always the Enhypen smut blogs ? Like bro ??? Ur writing smut too, what are you on about?? (If it’s fluff blogs then I understand because they do not want to see them, which is valid, so just block, it’s fine, you don’t have to see things you do not want to, no need to send hate )

I really detest that people wanna write the craziest most lewd shit for the rest of Enhypen but when someone writes something for riki even slightly suggestive or fluff smut , they go berserk? Like dude, u go on and on about how we should not sexualise them, then don’t write smut ? Bffr 🤣

[toby-du-coeur]

pt 3 gay ppl in my phone make snarky commentary @ tst with me ;-;

parts 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

so newt doesn't wanna end up a crank and minho doesn't wanna end up harvested. thomas saves min from his fear but only at the cost of - no i shan't say it

why? is it so Anatomically Detailed?

bro. only homo.

free internet access? so people were making memes right until the end

there is a certain compassion that teresa has :' that reminds me of nothing so much as thomas' universal optimism

so they just. locked up all the cranks behind this wall of their old possessions? that's horrible

update: superfluous boy's name is jack and this is the deleted scene where he dies :' and he's one of frypan's cooks this is rly sad ngl

i see teresa grabbed that hammer she was staring at back in the mall 😂

and aris repocketed his crank-killing baseball bat!!

why. are they all wearing jackets? i mean i understand, sun protection and all, you probably Should. but like.. i feel like you... really wouldn't.

they should b shirtless. for pandering. and bc it would be funny beach episodeee oh wait i forgot about safe haven

aris is real cute here. like a lil desert cat

ur right newt, thomesa is not very convincing

is that a ship? damnn that's a beautiful shot

insert obligatory ship joke

[shipblogbecausesure]

I loved the latest one and since I've never heard of jeff and his lover. Can you make one with jeff and his, with the same plot as the liu and ej (the opposite personality, can it be jeff?I think it would be easier!)

2 things before we start. 

1, who Jeff’s even shipped with. If you know I Eat Pasta for Breakfast, you probably at least know of Alex/Bleedingman. If not I suggest the series or just looking at his ref. 

2, the thing about personality-swapping him and Jeff, they are literally so similar, they won’t be acting very different lol

Ik Alex isn’t a really well known character, clearly I like rare pairs ig, but here’s this!

Jeff sat on his bed, staring up at the ceiling as his music played. It was late, he’d been working practically the whole day, he should be sleeping, but he wasn’t. Lulu would be coming to get him soon, it was one of the rare times he could go with her to meet up with Alex and Rodger. Then he heard the door open, finally lowering his head and removing his headphones. 

“We should be good to go, Slender shouldn’t be expecting us back for a while,” Lulu said, resting her head against the door frame, “I take it you’re still coming?” 

“Course I am. Besides, can’t let you be going that far on your own.” He got up off his bed, joining her at the door. “Need me to lead you outside?” he offered. 

“Jack’s been helping me learn how to get around on my own, I’ll be fine,” she assured him, heading down the hallway. 

Jeff knew she was getting better at handling herself. She’d learned a lot from when she first got here, but it didn’t stop him from worrying about her. As they walked, Jeff took out his phone, setting an alarm. 20 minutes to get there, around that amount of time to spend with him, and the same amount of time to get back. Wasn’t as much time as Jeff would like, they hadn’t seen each other in a few months, but he’d take what he could get.

—

Despite Lulu’s fog, Jeff knew the route like the back of his hand to Lulu’s old cottage. They stepped up onto the old porch, Lulu pushing open the door. 

“Alex? Rodger? You here?” she called out. 

“In the living room!” a voice responded. 

Definitely Rodger’s. Both headed into the room where both Alex and Rodger were sitting. 

“Sure took you’re sweet time,” Alex muttered, taking a final puff of his cigarette before putting it out before he stood, walking over to greet the two. 

“Yeah, yeah. Lulu how about you and Rodger catch up or whatever and me and him’ll talk.” 

Lulu just smiled, taking the hint. She walked over and grabbed Rodger’s arm, pulling him off the couch. 

“I understand, we’ll be in the kitchen if you need us,” she said, dragging him into the other room. 

Alex chuckled, grabbing Jeff’s hand and bringing him over to sit down on the couch. 

“Alright, so we only got what? 20, 30 minutes to summarize the past 3 months?” he asked. 

“Well, we better get started. You first.” Jeff replied, putting his arm around him. 

“Well ya know. Zalgo’s been a b****, Shadow Lurker’s been just as annoying, and the only thing keeping me from snapping is Rodger getting between me and whoever I want to punch.” 

Jeff laughed. Relatable. 

“We’ll have to spar sometime, give us both an outlet.” he joked. 

“An excuse to kick your a** for the fun of it? Name a time and place.” 

Jeff smacked his boyfriend in the arm, rolling his eyes. 

“A**hole.” 

“F***er.” 

Before Alex could retort again, Jeff pulled him into a kiss. This time it was Alex who rolled his eyes but pressed into the other, shutting his eyes. 

“You’re lucky I love you, you little sh**.” the blonde man muttered, pressing another quick kiss to the other’s lips. 

“Love you too a**hole. Let’s make the most of the time we have left.”

[tremendouskoalachild]

list of everything i didn't like about avatar: the way of water

(sorry avatar head mutuals, love you guys but i have very little positive to say about it)

(this is just me venting because i have Thoughts in my head and nobody i know irl has seen it. i wanna enter the new year with a cleansed mind i guess)

(for context i saw it because i had an opportunity to see it for free and went, fuck it. i am not a fan of the first film and haven't seen it since 2010. i also do not vibe with james cameron movies in general)

ruins the any day now meme by actually coming out :(

is an hour longer than it needs to be and two hours longer than it should be. i get that it's about the experience and all but pretty blue people admiring majestic creatures does, in fact, get old eventually

james cameron can't help himself i guess. the amount of underwater exploration scenes is borderline masturbatory, not to mention the whole finale taking place on a sinking ship

please tell me they didn't use the actual papyrus font for the subtitles. idk how noticeable it is in the original but watching the film subtitled is painful until you get desensitized to it

colonialism is apparently not enough to make us root against the humans. no we gotta show them gleefully murder a space whale momma (who composes music 🥺🥺) and her baby

the fact that the destruction of nature is treated as more heinous than the attempted genocide of the na'vi (who are pretty transparently stand ins for native americans) is to be expected from the franchise... i still hate it though.

bad guy lady disappears like midway through. and i had such high hopes for her after she was shown using her mech suit arm to drink coffee. slay queen

for such a ruthless piece of shit (affectionate) the main bad guy doesn't know what to do with a hostage. buddy you could have ended the fight like four separate times. you even had redundancy because they always manage to capture several kids at once 😭

the character accused by every video essayist alive of being a white savior wears dreadlocks now. idk kinda tone deaf if you ask me

the decision to just have the Na'vi speak english is cowardly as fuck. didn't you guys make a fully functional conlang for the first movie??

it also makes it more difficlut to tell what language is being spoken in various scenes. literally what is going on and who understands whom

neytiri was done dirty. barely present most of the film and underdeveloped.

even though the original movie apparently fucked over the hired composers i can't deny that its music fucked. can't remember a single melody from the sequel though

main villain being able to commune with nature without any self-reflection sucks ass. you could say he just subdued the flying thing through it comes back later and is apparently loyal so what was that

the spider situation is really weird. his adopted family don't really seem to care about his abduction much (was jake sully being more literal than i realized when he called spider basically the family's stray cat?? idk neytiri sure doesn't seem to give a fuck about him). the weirder thing though is how he is not restrained or even really supervised while captured despite being open about his loyalties

not to out myself as a space racist but i couldn't tell the two brothers apart until like halfway through at which point one got a lot more spotlight and it became clear the other was done for. rip son number 2 i literally don't remember your name

does this decanonize the avatar theme park 🥺 (this is a joke. all i know about the park is from that one jenny nicholson video and the lore does not seem all that good)

the love interest girl's character is said like once or twice in the whole movie. i was listening for it since i was crushing on her (because neytiri is barely in the movie)

there are multiple instances of a boat being thrown into the air and none of them look real

i swear they say "four fingers" when they mean five at some point. yeah i'm reaching here

the plot is paper thin and so many of the situations are incredibly basic

[cryapie]

MARIO MOVIE REVIEW 2023

As a Mario fan, ofc

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

Things the Movie excelled in

Cinematography

It was actually pretty nice and refreshing

The set pieces

Immaculate attention to detail.

Mario Movie References

Mario Galaxy

The blue star child in the cage

When Peaches ship thing dis-attaches from the castle in the beginning of the film

Super Mario 3D World

The music when they enter the mushroom town is the same as in Super Mario 3D World

In one of the stalls in the town, the Toad is selling the bell powerup

The town has the same colour scheme & clear pipes as the game

Mario gets the same bell/cat powerup as in the game

Super Mario Odyssey

Pauline Reference

Bowser’s wedding outfit is the same as the one in the game (flowers, suit, the whole bit)

Same with Peach

The wedding music that plays is the same that plays in the Odyssey game

The desert area with the floating pyramid is an actual world in Odyssey

MarioKart Eight Deluxe

Blue shell

Bananas

Rainbow road

The Kart mechanics (hovering, glide )

Nice attention to detail with drifting

When picking their karts the music that plays is the same as on the customisation screen of the game(also the scrolling thing to pick the kart components is neat)

THEIR CHOSEN KARTS AND OUTFITS

Peach has the iconic bike and outfit

Mario has the standard kart

Also, toad having the big car is a nice touch

Mario Party

The superstar

The shot in which Boswer holds the star is the EXACT SAME as when you win the star in the game

Luigi’s Mansion

The “Dark Lands” trees have the same gnarly design as in the game

ALSO, LUIGI’S FLASHLIGHT AND THE WHOLE BIT IN THE FOREST GAVE MASSIVE LUIGI’S MANSION VIBES OTHER REFERENCES

“The princess is in another castle” joke

Captain Toad looks very good, his bag is on point, love the attention to detail (I wish they actually named him tho)

The soundtrack

When the brothers discover the underground pipes in brooklin, the music is the same as when u are in an underground tunnel in the Mario games

The music that plays when they use the star to defeat bowser is the same as in the games

The music that plays when the toads cheer for Peach and Mario is the same as in the Congratulations screen in Mario Kart Wii

Love their mannerisms

I like how Peach’s fighting style comprises mostly of kicks, like in super smash bros

How Mario jumps

Nailed the outfits (Peach’s fire and ice outfits, cat power, racoon power etc) and how they looked as kids

Love how they managed to fit all of bowsers army

Yoshi cameo <3333

The design of DK’s village is spot on

Like how they included the different characters, with DK, Diddy Kong and the old guy (sorry DK fans, Idk his name)

Not a massive DK game player, so any references were lost on me tbh

Things the Movie sucked at

The plot was generic at best, actively terrible at worst

The Peach’s song sucks, and I hope it is mem-a-fied

The Jokes were a hit or miss

MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

BOWSERS KIDS, WHERE IS BOWSER JR!!!!

HONESTLY, THE B PLOT OF THIS MOVIE SHOULD HAVE FOCUSED ON THE KAPPA CHILDREN, DO U NOT UNDERSTAND THE POTENTIAL!!??

Rosalina my beloved

Daisy :(((

WALUIGI AND WARIO HOW DARE THEY CUT U OUT

Overall Thoughts and Opinions

6.5/10

The creators definitely loved the franchise, I adored the attention to detail. It’s not the peak of cinema by any means, but it’s a good time. Though, if you’re not a Mario fan, you might want to skip this one.

[neon-pink-leitner]

Ask Game: A, B, E, K, L, N, O, P, R, V, Z.

Anon, send me "Z" in its own ask. I got a plan for that one and I've already written enough here. This needs its own post.

A - Ships that you currently like a lot.

V/Johnny is probably one of my main ships right now. Same with Johnny/Kerry but one that I love and don't talk about much is Cletus Kasady/Carnage Symbiote.

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

V and Takamura, at first, I just did not get it at all and while its not a main ship for me, I see why ya'll ship them.

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?

Oh god. Okay so ummm...I wrote a crack fic that ships Thanos from the MCU with Knull the God of Symbiotes. Its fucking great, its terrible, I want to burn it, I should frame it, you can read it here

K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?

I got two here. First being Johnny Silverhand. We get glimpses of his past self being a total fucking asshole and we know from others that he wasn't always a good person but we get to watch this slow change with V's help as he grows into a person that you could sit in the same room with. At the end even willing to give his life for V's which I feel like is something that past Johnny would not have done at all. My second one would be Eddie Brock. He went from being one of Mavel's top villains with a grudge to kill Spider-Man to somewhat healing his wounds and ends up, no joke, not kidding, being a fucking God who wants to save the world from Knull. Its really stunning to see.

L- Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your fave

I'm very middle of the road with River Ward. His personality is a little, I don't know, I can't really find the word. But his quest? One of the most interesting in gaming and I said it once and I'll say it again, DO NOT run his quest at the farm if you are not sober, you won't have a good time. Also Mickey Jones from Doctor Who didn't deserve to be led on so much by Rose. He might have been a bit annoying, but The Doctor and Rose didn't treat him like they should have

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

Really the only thing I wish that was a different is I feel like fic writers don't get the credit we deserve. I understand why visual art gets the attention it does and it should! Drawing of any type if hard as fuck! I don't see this as much in the Cyberpunk fandom because everyone is really happy to get any type of content but I saw this in the Marvel fandom where most often drawings would get praised way more than fics. Honestly on that topic, the Cyberpunk fandom is one of the chilliest fandoms I've ever been in. If I had to pick a second one I'd say I wish people would post more about their OCs!(I say this while pointing at a mirror) I love love seeing ya'lls lil guys! I always wanna see more!(Again, still pointing at the mirror)

O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?

Oof, okay, here we go, loading up my liked songs on Spotify and hitting random. Here were go

Sparks Fly • Taylor Swift (spotify.com)

Had to think of this one but I feel Kerry and V would fit this. I've read alot of MaleV/Kerry stuff where they are both hopeless romantic mushy types and this just feels like something they would dance to in the living room when it was just them. Judy/V also popped into my head but I'm not sure why.

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom

AU in which Johnny is a devil hunter in Devil May Cry. He's got the vibe for it, the gun, and the guitar. In fact he's modded his guitar in such a way that he can use it as a weapon (think Nevan from Devil May Cry). I could see Samurai being both a rock band and a band of devil hunters as well. Not sure where V could fit in. Maybe they got, I dunno, bit by a demon and know they got fucked up powers?

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

We really don't get to see enough of V and Misty and that's a damn shame. I would have loved maybe a little side quest thing with the two of them, more so than just Jackie's funeral. I also love Jackie's and V's friendship. I know some people ship them but I just see them as friends. Its really driven home that you can't trust anyone in Night City and here's Jackie willing to take V under his wing after they lost everything. A real choom, good guy, truly.

V - Which character do you relate to most?

In Cyberpunk 2077? Despite her not being one of faves, Judy. Much like her I also a friend to suicide. It was that quest that prevented me from playing the game for two years because I didn't know how I would handle it. Only to find that when I played, and V comforts Judy, It felt like comforting myself. I understood her feelings of loss and guilt. Its a type of feeling you only get when someone close to you takes their own life and its hard to put into words. Recently my grandparents sold my childhood home, my forest and my safeplace. Seeing Judy explore the flooded remains of her childhood home made me cry after this. I understand now. The longing for a place you'll never go back to and even if you do, it won't be the same. The feeling of watching memories play out before your eyes. Its not something you really get over and it changes you.

[pesterloglog]

Nannasprite, Jane Crocker, Nannaspritex2

Act 6, page 7805-7807

NANNASPRITE: There you are!

NANNASPRITE: I have been looking forward to meeting you, dear. :B

JANE: You have?

JANE: Who are you?

NANNASPRITE: I'm you!

NANNASPRITE: But most know me as John's Nanna. Hoo hoo!

JANE: Oh, yes!

JANE: He told me about you.

JANE: Gosh!

JANE: Pleased to meet you... Nanna, I guess I should call you?

NANNASPRITE: Suits me!

JANE: Calling you Jane might feel a bit strange.

JANE: Also, perhaps disrepectful?

NANNASPRITE: And why is that?

NANNASPRITE: It is my name after all.

JANE: Yes, but,

JANE: You are my senior by many decades, I gather.

JANE: And you have so many more years of life experience, and wisdom, and you...

JANE: Seem to be dressed like a clown?

NANNASPRITE: :B

JANE: Not to disparage your fanciful attire. I quite like it.

JANE: I just mean that...

JANE: You've been through more than I can imagine.

JANE: I couldn't call you by my name. It would feel wrong and flippant to treat you like my equal.

NANNASPRITE: But really, Jane, the honor of meeting you is all mine!

NANNASPRITE: I have been looking forward to it so much since I learned of your existence.

NANNASPRITE: Ever since I spent that one day helping John through his session, there haven't been many reasons for me to feel particularly worthwhile.

NANNASPRITE: Yes, I tended to him and his sister for several years, baked for them, lent a sympathetic ear when needed...

NANNASPRITE: But in a way, it's been a lonely life for me since my ashes fell in this silly old sprite.

NANNASPRITE: I've been strictly an auxiliary actor, there only to serve others even during my greatest moments to shine!

NANNASPRITE: So when I heard of you, a version of myself who was a true hero, so young, empowered, and set to embark upon a life filled with consequential deeds...

NANNASPRITE: I was absolutely giddy. I knew that we had to meet!

JANE: Oh... my!

JANE: You,

JANE: You really feel that way about me?

NANNASPRITE: Yes, Jane!

NANNASPRITE: I do not mean to suggest I regret the way my life has gone, of course.

NANNASPRITE: I lived a very humble life, as free of intrigue and adventure as possible, by choice.

NANNASPRITE: You see, I grew up in dangerous circumstances. I knew how cruel the woman who raised me could be, and what she might do to me or the people I loved if I made waves, or demonstrated any sense of defiance.

NANNASPRITE: So I lived simply. I started a family, and operated a quiet joke shop. Though I always knew trouble was brewing, they were the best years of my life.

NANNASPRITE: Yet I always had a little more knowledge than I ever let on, and used my understanding in subtle ways to help those to whom the torch would be passed in this great fight.

NANNASPRITE: But then, I made the transition from knowing some things in life, to knowing a great deal more in death. Being resurrected as a sprite endowed me with a very deep knowledge of the game and its broader circumstances. I was in peak form, a true harlequin wisewoman, and there was nary a question I couldn't answer.

NANNASPRITE: And then, the dear kids scratched their session, and cast themselves into the unknown.

NANNASPRITE: I ventured with them, and so I too lost my bearing on the nature of what lay ahead.

NANNASPRITE: I went from my prime, a state of all-understanding, to a state of absolute uncertainty. For the first time in about as long as I could remember, I had no idea what to expect next.

NANNASPRITE: It was quite freeing in a way! I had a wonderful three years on that ship with those lovely children. I thought little of what challenges were ahead.

NANNASPRITE: But when I did, my thoughts would always drift toward you, Jane.

NANNASPRITE: Thinking about you, and this adventure you were about to begin, it made me feel like a child again.

NANNASPRITE: It gave me the feelings I used to have for the limitless potential of life, before my stepmother snuffed them out, confronting me with the reality that life would have to take a considerably more limited shape if I wished to survive.

NANNASPRITE: So when I look at you now, I see the potential I had as a child finally being realized.

NANNASPRITE: But in a much more special way than I ever would have imagined back then!

NANNASPRITE: It makes me so proud to see you as a heroic young woman, ready to make a difference, and forge your own destiny.

NANNASPRITE: I just wanted to tell you this before you go off to battle!

JANE: Oh jeez.

JANE: Nanna, I don't know what to say.

JANE: Thank you so much for those inspirational words!

NANNASPRITE: Hoo hoo!

JANE: I think John was really lucky to have you as a sprite. Not to mention, a grandmother, of course.

JANE: It's no wonder he appears to have his act together.

JANE: Maybe I would have been better off if I had someone like you to advise me from the start of all this.

JANE: Maybe I wouldn't have felt so lost.

NANNASPRITE: It's normal to feel lost, though.

NANNASPRITE: And believe me, needing to find your own way in time will make you a lot wiser than having an old lady around to spoon feed you all the answers.

NANNASPRITE: In any case, you have me now!

NANNASPRITE: I think it's been quite a long time since John has needed my guidance.

NANNASPRITE: The boy has grown so much since he clobbered me with a joke book on that fateful day.

NANNASPRITE: From now on, I'd be pleased if you would consider me your sprite. :B

JANE: Wow! :O

JANE: Oh my goodness, yes, please!

NANNASPRITE: In fact, I heard from the cat girl that you and she are on healing duty in this spectacular fray coming up.

NANNASPRITE: It so happens that healing is my specialty. Next to baking of course. (And pranks.)

NANNASPRITE: Why don't I assist?

JANE: That would be great too!

NANNASPRITE: Oh! And Jane, one more thing.

NANNASPRITE: Just so you know...

NANNASPRITEx2: There are actually two of me!

NANNASPRITEx2: HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!

[msnihilist]

God, where do I even START with Ben and Gwen??

For one, yeah, they're born on the same day. The same fucking day!! That's like some "written in the stars" type shit. Absolutely INSANE that the writers did that and then expected me to be normal about it.

I'm so obsessed with how the very first episode has Gwen fighting to protect Ben. She doesn't even like him and that's one of the first things she does as a character — she uses a shovel and attacks a robot that's about to shoot Ben and says, "No flying tree-trimmer is going to hurt my cousin!"

One of the first things that Gwen as a character ever does is protect Ben, and she never stops.

People who only ship Bwen based on how they bickered in the OG are MISSING OUT, that's literally just the tip of the iceberg!!

Time and time again, Gwen puts Ben first. Ahead of her own personal feelings, ahead of other people, ahead of the fucking planet. Gwen will jump alone into an endless pocket dimension to face off two of the most evil people in the galaxy to save her stupid fucking cousin. She'll throw away her normal life to learn magic and fight beside him because this dumbass clearly needs backup.

And Ben does it, too!!! They don't even like each other at this point in the show, and already, Ben is willing to sacrifice himself when Zs'Skayr threatens to drop Gwen off of a roof. He's willing to face his biggest fear to protect her. He has an absolutely world-shattering, self-image destroying break down when he thinks that he lost her.

THEY GET WORSE ABOUT IT AS TEENAGERS!!

As teenagers, Ben and Gwen are each other's best friend. Of course they are — who the hell else could understand what they've been through?

They are shown to be losers. Gwen is smart as hell and incredibly accomplished, and yet, she's only shown in a single episode to have one friend outside of Ben. Ben doesn't even have that much! He's bullied at school, the closest thing he has to a friend is literally his girlfriend. Neither Ben nor Gwen are ever shown to know anyone at all who isn't a) each other, or b) an alien related to their hero work. Not even any off-handed names mentioned to give the illusion of these kids having a social life!

There's even a joke about it:

Kevin: Ben, you sure this is the place?

Ben: That's what the tip said.

Kevin: Yeah, that's what worries me. You don't get tips, I get tips. You got no connections.

Ben: Come on Kevin. I've got connections.

Kevin: Yeah, like who?

Ben: Umm, uhh, like Gwen.

Gwen: It's true, he does know me.

(AF S2E1 'Darkstar Rising')

When Ben is 11, he takes off the Omnitrix. He leaves it off until he's 15, and Grandpa Max goes missing while hunting down some aliens. So Ben puts it back on.

But first he goes to Gwen. He goes to his best friend, the person he trusts more than anyone in the world, and asks her what he should do — if it's worth putting the Omnitrix back on.

"It wasn't the watch that was special, it was you. And you earned the chance to have a normal life," Gwen says. "You put that thing back on, and that's pretty much it for normal."

Nowhere in this scene is Gwen's life discussed. She's attending a prestigious private school. She's top of her jujitsu class. She's going to go to college early. She's got her whole life ahead of her, and she doesn't say anything about it. Ben doesn't ask.

And yet, without communicating it at all, Gwen helps Ben as soon as he decides to be a hero again. She's right there with him. Of course she is. Where else would she be? Gwen and Ben are attached at the hip, always. Where he goes, she follows.

Into space? She's there to watch his back.

(bonus points for pocket dimensions)

If she has to follow him literally inside of the Omnitrix to save his stupid, self-sacrificing life, she will.

In an alternate timeline where all their friends and family are dead or slaves and their enemies have taken over the world, Ben is the only one she cries over.

When their friend (and Gwen's boyfriend) became corrupted by power and turned against them, Gwen was going to stand by and let Ben kill him.

She begged, she pleaded, but she never raised a hand against Ben to stop him. She couldn't bring herself to — Ben even says as much. "You wanna know why you lost? Because you care about not hurting me."

Gwen is willing to sacrifice her humanity for Ben. Her parents, her future plans, her boyfriend — she can and she will throw all of that away to save Ben.

Ben taught her how to drive. Ben chews out her boyfriend when he's not treating Gwen right. Ben will fight until he can't anymore to protect her.

Ben and Gwen are constantly sacrificing themselves for each other, and the real tragedy of it is that it's not even mutual.

Ben will sacrifice himself for the world and for the universe.

Gwen won't. Because Ben is her reason for fighting.

She's not a hero like he is. She's Ben's cousin, first and foremost. He's her best friend. He's her motivation to fight. He can take her life into his hands and turn it upside down whenever he wants and she won't say a word about it.

Ben and Gwen are incredibly codependent — Ben because he's incapable of opening up to new people, and fighting side by side is the only way to get close to him, and Gwen because she decided a long time ago that she's going to be her cousin's weapon.

Gwen lives to watch her cousin's back. If he wants to fight, she will teach herself how to fight. If he needs a pep talk, she'll chase after him into the rain. If he's pinned down, she's watching his back — always.

They were born on the same day. They're so entwined with one another that of course they were. Of course.

No one else in the show means as much to Ben and Gwen as one another does. No one.

the way i get giddy whenever i see Bwen on my dash. "cousins who act like bickery siblings" really sums them up (with a delightful dash of Relationship Writing Fumble) since you didn't watch it as much, a fun fact for you: they were even born on the exact same day. my siblings and i called them "cous-twins" when we were growing up bc of that

HELLO??!?! BORN ON THE SAME DAY!!!!!!! they 100% are cous-twins omg how am i not meant to ship them? even when i was a kid and watched it, at first i assumed they were like bickering childhood friends who would probably be love interests. then i found out they were COUSINS, and my interest did get piqued but sadly not enough to watch it more often than in passing.

i loved that they were cousins but close enough to bicker exactly like siblings because they spent so much time together. they really are so adorable, and their dynamic makes for an amazing relationship, especially when they grow up and mature enough to not bicker as much.

[exsisting-wasp]

Shifting Partner - Sky x Reader (fnf fluff)

The idea of a dimension hopping Y/N helping Sky shift to FNF popped into my head, so uh...Yuh

You grabbed a few more water bottles out the fridge, also getting a few snacks on the way out your house. Where were you heading? To your neighbor Sky’s house. She needed your help with shifting to another universe, and you were somewhat of an expert at that. You shift in your free-time for fun, but she wanted to go somewhere you’ve never been before - The Friday Night Funkin universe. So you decided to manifest a dimension where Girlfriend doesn’t exist, and Boyfriend would be madly in love with Sky. You’d do anything for your a fellow fangirl after all.

You knocked on the door and Sky’s mom let you in the house. You let her know not to interrupt you two for a bit as shifting takes time to master (and you also may stay in the universe for a while). Going up to her room, all you could hear were B-Side remixes blasting from it. ‘This girl needs a hobby. Desperately.’ You thought jokingly, chuckling to yourself.

You opened up the door, being pleasantly surprised with Sky’s neat, decorated room. She had those cute fairy lights on her wall, and adorable ship art of her and Boyfriend. “I’m here, Sky. You ready?” You called out, smiling and closing her door. She pauses her music and hops off the bed, embracing you tightly. “OH Y/N YOU’RE HERE!” She squealed. You giggled, hugging her back gently. “Sky, girl, I love ya, but you’re crushing me right now.” You said, trying to regain your breath. 

She lets go of you, poking at your book bag. “Whats that? Is it gonna help us shift? What’dya have in there?” You gently pushed her hands away and took it off. “Just some water, snacks, juice boxes, you name it.” Sky goes through the bag, smiling and pulling out a pack of fruit gummies. 

“Alright, you ready to shift, Sky?” She looked a bit unsure at your question. Suddenly, her smile faded. “You’re...Coming with me, right?” You looked up at her, curiosity in your bright e/c eyes. “I mean, I’ll coach you while your shifting, but I’m not coming. Wouldn’t wanna ruin your simping session.” You joked.

You could see tears starting to form in Sky’s beautiful eyes, although she tried to hide them, she wasn’t good at it. “Y/N! I NEED you to come with me! What if I get stuck there? O-Or...Uh...” You could tell she was just making excuses - Sky is a terrible liar.

She just needed to cover up the real reason she wanted you there.

“Oh please dont cry, I’ll come with you, okay?” You lean forward, gently wiping her tears with your thumbs. Sky looked up at you with her bright magenta eyes, a pink tint covering her cheeks. “O-Okay, Y/N...”

After comforting her, you both drank a bottle of water and laid on her neatly made bed. 

“So...Do we just like, go to sleep now?” You giggled. “No, Sky. We have to meditate, and then fall into a deep state of blankness so we can create our desired universe to transport to.” She stared at the ceiling in confusion. “That sounds scary...But I trust you, Y/N. You have done this before, right?” She asks. You nodded. “The universe is very familiar with me, heh. I sound like a crazy person...”

After about thirty minutes, you both arrived into your “Deep state of blankness”. Sky looked so...Different.

She had longer, flowing rainbow hair. Her eyelashes were visibly longer and she wore a beautiful pink gown. “Woah, Sky. When did you have time to change?” You joked. She giggled. “I’ve always dreamed of being a princess since I was seven...This is how I wanna dress, you know?” 

It was understandable. Sky had a difficult life, getting bullied at school for being a fangirl and so much online hate. You’d wanna be a princess (Or prince, I dont judge) too if you lived the life Sky had. It was why you admired her, she always had such a positive look on life and never changed her ways because of others hate. 

“You should really dress like this more often.” You warmly smiled. Sky giggled.

“Well, Sky, are you gonna manifest Boyfriend now or what? All you have to do is imagine him here.” You stated. 

Sky’s smile faded again. “Well, uhm, I actually didn’t wanna do that,” She confessed, sighing afterwards. “I just wanted to tell you that...I-I...” Without warning, Sky pulls you in close, giving you a peck on the lips. You were in shock, to say the least. “Sky...I’m...Woah...”

She nervously smiled. “I’m sorry, Y/N. I thought I had no other way of telling you...I just thought if I looked like this, I’d feel more confident...And you’d love me if I looked beautiful.”

You pecked her back, proud of Sky for expressing her feelings in a somewhat normal way. I mean, at least she wasn’t gonna result to violence (Like last time...If you know, you know). 

“Well, Sky, I’ll tell you this - I like you too, but your mom would be furious if she found out about this, heh. How about this, we do this again sometime and we can plan out a cute little date in an alternate universe.”

Sky smiles warmly. “Oh, god Y/N, I’d love nothing more than to do that.”

“SKY! Y/N! I MADE LUNCH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT NOW?”

You and Sky both jumped in fear from suddenly hearing her moms voice. 

“COMING MOMMY!” She shouted in reply.

You both turned to each other and stared into each others eyes, blushing. 

“I should go home now, heh...I’ll see you tomorrow.” You said, giving Sky a tight. heartfelt hug. 

“I-I love you, Y-Y/N...” Sky mumbled, hiding her face in your neck. You giggled. “I love ya more, Sky.”

[pjsblogstarwars]

Baby Shipper

Din X Reader

Summary

Grogu is done with this unrequited love stuff

~~

Grogu liked you.

You were kinda cute, but he didn’t know many of your species very well.

Most tried to kill him or his dad, so he didn’t like most of them.

But he did know that dad liked you.

He could tell by the way his dad laughed your jokes and looked at you when you weren’t looking.

And he didn’t need his little hand powers to know that you liked his dad.

The way you made him food and worried all the time when he was on missions. Or the fact you spend a great deal of time fixing and helming their clothes.

But the thing that bugged little Grogu the most was the fact that the two of you would talk about each other all the time.

When you were fixing his dad’s cape it was,

“Bla bla bla, you dad is very nice, bla bla bla, he is super caring, bla bla bla, you are so lucky that he cares so much about you. I know he doesn’t care about me.“

When dad was fixing the ship, it was,

“Grr Grr Grr, You nanny is the best, Grr Grr Grr, I like them a lot, Grr Grr Grr, I wish they were a way to tell them how much I like them.“

Grogu was a little annoyed that the two people in his life couldn’t see that they both loved each other and should be together.

So, he came up with a plan that he was sure would work.

~~~

You work one morning to find yourself in a bed that felt very different from your normal bed.

You didn’t think anything of it until you hear a groan from someone else, which caused you to bolt up.

You were not in your bedroom; you were in Din’s bedroom. You weren't supposed to be in here. Din told you that this was the one place you couldn't go into.

You quickly got out of the bed and made a move to the door, which was hard to do in the dark. But when you got to the door it seemed jammed. You were worried until you felt a gun on the back of your neck.

"Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in here?" A strange voice said.

"I'm really sorry," you said trying to hide your panic "but I don't I just woke up in here. I'm trying to leave but the door is jammed."

"Y/n?" The voice said.

"Yes?" You said, "Please don't shoot me."

"I will not shoot Grogu's favorite babysitter." The voice said, which made you realize.

"Din?"

Din sighed and took the gun from your neck.

"Sorry about that, Y/N, but I thought I told you not to come in here."

"I know that is why I tried to leave but the door is jammed."

"What do you mean?" He said brushing past you in the dark which made you realize something.

"Din, you don't have your armor on." You said.

"Ya, because hard to sleep in it. But I guess I'll have to do that now if you're going to creep into my bed."

"But I didn't do it! I just woke up here."

"Whatever," he said and then he fell silent as he tried to open the door.

“I don’t understand, “ he said after a few minutes “It seems to be locked from the outside, but it shouldn’t do that.“

“So, we are trapped in here?“ you said, and Din didn’t respond, which scared you

“Din?“ you asked again grabbing his hand which was ungloved and felt warm and comforting, “Are we trapped in here?“

“I don’t know,“ he whispered “But we need to find a way out of here. Someone may have taken the Kid.“

~~~

Grogu was pretty proud of himself.

His nanny and his dad were stuck in the “no-no” room and he wired the door to stay closed after moving his nanny in there, leaving the whole ship to himself. He played in the cockpit for a bit, ate most of the food in the kitchen, wandered in his dad’s helmet that he took from his “no-no” room.

It was a pretty awesome day for the toddler.

But about mid-afternoon he missed his dad and his nanny, so he when to check on them.

He put his little ear against the door and heard voices.

“I am going to kill the person that did this, “ his dad said.

“Din, calm down.“ you said “I just hope the kid is okay.“

“You know it one thing to lock us in here and take Grogu. It is another thing to steal my helmet.“

The toddler chirped out the sound of his name coming from his parents which cause the other room to go silent before you said.

“Did you hear that?“

“What?“

“It sounds like Grogu.“

The little toddler chirped again.

“It is him.“ his dad said. “Grogu! Can you open the door?”

The little force user shrugged and decided that they could come out because he was bored. But there was a problem.

He didn’t know how to undo the wiring he did, so he came up with a plan B.

~~~

Ashoka came as fast as she could after getting the message from the tiny force user. It was a panic feeling and a clear message about worry for his parents.

Ashoka found the Razer Crest and met the tiny guy at the steps. She greeted him mentally and asked what was wrong, and she tried not to laugh as the toddler explained what he did to his parents.

“They like each other a lot so I thought if they stayed together in a room, they would say they liked each other. But they can’t come out now because I don’t know how to undo the wirory thingy I did.“

Ashoka picked up the toddler and when to see what he did to the door, but she was mildly surprised at the damage this little did to the door and the ship.

“I understand why you need a nanny now you little wamp rat.“ Ashoka teased causing the little force user to stick his tongue out.

“Din, Y/N,“ Ashoka said as she got to the door.

“Ashoka?“ you said “Is that you?“

“Ya,“ she said, “Grogu called me, I am here to help.“

“Thank the Maker, “ Din said “Did he know what happen?“

“Ya, but I want to wait until the two of you get out of there to tell you.“

[lunaralight09]

SFW Alphabet - SCP 096

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He shows affection ... By cuddles . Yep . He's touch starved . He can come to you and look at you with puppy eyes . If you let him hug you , you and him will stuck there for sometime . If you need to go somewhere he will just hug your thigh and you could just walk with him hugging your leg .

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Well ... His name is SHY Guy . So it's explain everything . But he will play some videogames with you if you want . But firstly explain to him about game . And he will hug you . As I said his touch starved . So please hug him at least one time a day .

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He will adore to cuddle you . But he will be really shy to hug you by him self without your permission .

His favorite position is : Spoon . Probably he will be little spoon , he will feel loved . So please ... Hug him ! D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Well he needed about 2 weeks for him to live with you He can't cook . Don't let him cook when you don't know . He can set kitchen on fire . It was an incident . But he can clean . So if you ask he can do that . E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

If you break up with him ... He will ... cry more than usual . And he will be just broken by that ... He won't hide that he's sad about it . If he will break up with you . He's sorry ! If you will be sad . He will feel REALLY guilty about making you sad .

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He want to make sure that you're ready to marry him . Ohh and ... tell him about what marriage is . Because he don't remember about it . It was a long time then he was a human . He remember some things about human life , but not so much .

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

H will be really gentle with you . He understands that he can kill you easily . So he will be really gentle with you . He really try to understand you emotionally . He TRY . It's a little bit hard for him . And he will try to not make you uncomfortable .

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

I already said about he like to hug you . Soooo . He would honestly give the best hugs . So you will feel loved .

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

Tooo shy to say it . He said it then you were 'asleep' . But then you said that you love him too/hug him . He will be in shock . But you were sleeping !

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?) Well not jealousy . He's afraid that you will leave him for someone . He's insecure . For everyone else he's heartless monster .

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Not really good kisser . His favorite place to kiss you ... he don't care . He want to show you that he loves you . He likes you to kiss his forehead or cheek . But he will brush . Always ... No matter how long you are together .

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Neutral . Sometimes he likes them . He likes more around 2-10 . He find them adorable and cute , especially after he met Abbie (SCP 053). If you need to babysit one of your family member who's really smol . He will enjoy their company . But he need a disguise first .

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He can sleep .(Well then Foundation personal won't bother him . He's sleeping .) He can wake up early . If he need something . He just poke your side or cheek . Or just lay down and hug you till you're awake .

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

If you fell asleep . He may wake you up , because he want to spend time with you . Oh and ... If you are ready to sleep . He will just wrap his long limbs around you . You aren't leaving until it's morning and you wake up or he woke you . O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He need sometime for him to tell you his backstory . Even if he does not remember everything . He's tooooooo insecure about himself . Soooo he needs around 2-3 month to tell about his past .

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! He don't want to hurt you . He won't get angry at you . He only get's angry at someone who saw his face . AND ONLY . DON'T ASK QUESTIONS LIKE : " Are you gonna hurt me someday ?"

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remember most what you said . Welp he try to remember more . He would feel awful if he forgot simple thing you said . He would begin to note things you like . Well with his handwriting ... that he can only understand . Don't mind that some of papers and pens/pencils will go missing . And maybe finding them with some sort of scribbles and pens/pencils near them .

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Well ... First date . Well it was not in public and you know why . And he likes that moment then you tell him that you love/like him . He just melted at that moments . Well basically he melts then you give him ANY affection .

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Second of what he's scared is YOU BEING IN DANGER . Well you know what he do to someone who looks at his face . So that how he protect you . Well if you pull him into a hug . And say to someone(maybe your friend that know about him and said joke about 096) that it's not true/funny . He will hide his his face in his hands and become blushing mess .

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Welp ... Uhhhhhhhhhhhh . He will bring you gifts . Like flowers , jewelry and some plushies . Jewelry and plushies will or won't have blood on them cause he took them from person that looked at his face somehow .

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

I-   Is killing everybody who saw his face a bad habit of him? Maybe ?

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Uhhhhhh ... I don't know what should I say .

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Ohhhhh . Welp ... He would value his partner(YOU) over most things in his life .

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

If you managed to befriend SCPs that he's friend with ... HE WILL BE SO FUCKEN HAPPY . They won't hurt you or try to kill you . Soooooooooo that will make him happy and that you're friends with his friends that he know for very long .

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

He hate bullies ... Really bad . And won't like that his s/o is bulling other .

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He might sob sometime in his sleep . And he hug you or pillow/blanket . It's reflex of his . He can't do something with that . Don't be surprised when you suddenly wake up at night and you will be trapped in hug .

Hope you liked it ! And I'll leave ship dynamic pictures that can be compared to them .

Btw I found it in internet . Like any future picture that I'll add to other Alphabets

[amplexadversary]

You should not be sorry for puns. Puns kick ass :P

Okay so my opinion on the new ones, in order:

-I love Master and Puppet. It sums up the situation so well. (Bonus points for being a song but I don't know how well-regarded Metallica is these days)

-Trick of the Heart or Throwing Cards both work better for the pairing. But as a trivia fan and an edgelord I personally really really like Suicide Joke.

(I'm aware there *is* a boring explanation for the KoH "Suicide King" rabbithole but I don't let that stop me from being an edgelord. Although it loops back around to being edgy when you point out the whole thing is because the king lost his (axe) head. Neither of those brands of edgy particularly suit Domon or Argo though, so the other options win out to an unbiased perspective.)

-Both options work, but King Pinned already thematically works so well with the situations Domon finds himself in on a regular basis. It's really good.

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I don't recall if I've commented on the first set before, but here are my opinions.

-I am biased in a very particular way in regards to the Rain/Domon/Allenby triangle, so I'm going to hold my comment other than to say I like the names Hearts and 2 of a Kind.

-Going by actual poker definitions Royal Flush and Full House would be more appropriate if they swapped pairings, but I *did* have to look that up. And just going by the names alone and what sounds right, Full House sounds much more like a poly ship name. Unless I'm drastically underestimating how common-knowledge Poker terminology actually is, they're probably better as they are.

-I had to look up Pinochle but that's extremely on the nose. That is an explicit association between the Queen of Spades and Jack of Diamonds. A+.

-As much as I love Marie Louise, she is the vanilla option for George. Excellent pun 10/10

-I don't understand if this term technically refers to a single ace or a pair of them in Poker (presumably if "Ace High" refers to the "single" category then "Aces High" refers to the "one pair" category?). Either way, fits with the playing card theme, also the name of a classic rock song. I'd give it a B+.

-Jokers Wild fits with the card theme better but I really, REALLY like Bomb and Bondage. That sweet sweet alliteration.

-I'd probably need Blind Destiny explained to me tbh. It works on a vibes level because Graham is very much blinded to the truth for most of his arc. I'd have probably gone with a tongue-in-cheek "Blind Justice," (with the irony of "blind" meaning something other than what it usually does as part of that phrase, i.e. "unobserving" rather than "unbiased") but I can be persuaded.

-Rainfall is both taken right out of the dialogue of the show, and it sounds like Windfall, which is appropriate because Saette was really damn lucky he ran into THE only person available equipped to deal with what he was afflicted with. Perfect ship name 11/10.

-Operating Circuits works because they have tech expertise in common, but it doesn't really have the "oomph" of some of the other ship names (not that I have anything better to offer for this one, as much as I like the pairing). I'd give it a solid "C" in comparison to your other ones.

-I like Nobel Doctor because it instantly establishes who the pairing consists of, and most people would associate the words with each other. 8/10. Rising Arrow seems a lot more centered on Rain than Allenby but it does get points for being the move Rain used to rescue her. 7/10.

-Both the Wong/Master ships work because each character is associated with one of the games. I do prefer "Checkmate" slightly because of more positive word association, but that is entirely personal preference (an argument could be made that Master Asia's change in alliance from the Shufflie Alliance to Wong makes the association with Wong's preferred game the better choice but I don't see that as a particularly strong argument. Also counterargument to my argument, Wong uses his Gundam battle board more like an RP thing than a chessboard, making associating with Master's card game theme more appropriate.)

-Wong and Ulube are both Fashionable and Evil. Solid A.

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I would like to propose one of my own, which is a bit of a crackship but it's also centered around a pun:

-Ulube x Rain --> Fantoma of the Opera (because it's fucked up like the musical, teases Ulube's fashion choices and machine, and you can play off whomever else you ship with Rain (Domon, Saette, Kyoji, Chibodee, George, etc.) as Raoul.)

So once upon a time @cyanide-latte and I came up with a non-exhaustive list of ship names for G Gundam. It's a hurricane of puns. I should be more sorry.

Domon x Rain --> Hearts

Domon x Allenby --> Two Of A Kind

Domon x Chibodee --> Royal Flush

Chibodee x George --> Pinochle (or, Politically Offensive, if you prefer)

George x Marie-Louise --> French Vanilla

Sai x Cecile --> Aces High

Argo x Nastasha --> Jokers Wild (or Bomb And Bondage, if you prefer)

Argo x Andrew --> Blind Destiny

Rain x Saette --> Rainfall

Rain x Kyoji/Schwarz --> Operating Circuits

Rain x Allenby --> Nobel Doctor [for a romantic ship] ; Rising Arrow [for their platonic brOTP ship name]

Prime Minister Wong x Master Asia --> Trump Card [or] Checkmate

Prime Minister Wong x Major Ulube Ishikawa --> Fashionably Evil

Shuffle Alliance polyship --> Full House

[mooshys]

zara employee!AU futakuchi

content: me trying to be funny, retail headcanons

word count: 2.0k

a/n: ah yes, so winter (@/wackatoshi) and I planned out this entire mall universe for the hq boys and it’s the funniest thing to think about. y’all know those rude zara employees at the mall who judge you as soon as you walk in and tell you that “everything’s out on the floor already” when you ask for a size up? and all the racks on the floor are in shambles? that’s what inspired this. not sure if another installment will be added to this, but whatever! for reference, the other employees: oikawa, ennoshita, kuroo, hanamaki.

the worst person to work with... ever

he completely fits the stereotype of zara employee

will go on his lunch break, but “accidentally” forget to clock out, so he’s still earning cash for eating his sandwich in the back. also prolongs his breaks by at least 5 minutes

can never be found when there’s a rush. and by the time they DO find him, the store is completely empty

comes in late, but leaves as soon as his shift ends

never comes to the store on his days off and whenever the managers text him asking if he can pick up a shift he says he’s “busy”

everyone knows it’s a lie. one time ennoshita, the manager, went on his break and saw futakuchi buying a pretzel at the auntie anne's from the mall food court even though he texted ennoshita like thirty minutes ago that he already had important plans for the day. futakuchi made direct eye contact with him as he took a bite into his pretzel, not the least bit apologetic about lying

all his coworkers wonder how he still has this job

spends most of his shift complaining about working than actually working

when people ask if there are any other sizes in the back, he’ll go to the storage room, play on his phone for 5 minutes, and then walk out to the customer and tell them that they're out of stock

will say he’s doing go-backs, but in reality he’s just walking around the store in circles to avoid work

when he’s REALLY annoyed he sometimes won’t even wear his name tag on the floor so the customers don’t know if he works there and will leave him alone

doesn’t even try to hide how disgruntled he is with work, will literally say “I hate this job” loud enough for customers to hear when he’s shit talking with oikawa behind the register. does loud audible sighs when a customer comes up to check out if he’s in the middle of telling a story

awful at folding the clothes. he might as well just compress all the shirts into a ball and toss them into the bag instead

DESPISES CLOSING WITH A PASSION. he hates staying back even five minutes to pick clothes off from the ground. will literally curse that the company is so inconsiderate of his time even though he clocked in late to his shift...

if you’re on shift with him be prepared to do all the work... go see a chiropractor cuz you’ll basically be carrying him on your back the whole time!

he also finds the most creative ways to get others to do his work for him. his usual victim is hanamaki. he’ll go up to him and say “hey, do you mind folding up all the shirts in zone B for me? ennoshita asked me to organize the back since we’re doing new promos tomorrow” and hanamaki’s so clueless and goes “yeah! sure dude, I got it!”

futakuchi doesn’t organize in the back, he hides behind all the boxes while crouched down on his phone for about twenty minutes before going out on the floor again

someone save hanamaki he’s literally doing futakuchi’s work for him... poor boy needs a RAISE

you actually don’t work at the store futakuchi works at, you’re a part timer at another nearby store

during the holiday season the zara futakuchi works at gets super busy and you take a few extra shifts there to help out

you and futakuchi have an... interesting relationship

first thing you say when you see him during the holiday season: “you haven’t been fired yet?”

he’s rolling his eyes going “oh haha. very funny. saw you were at the bottom of sales last week. that’s probably why you’re always getting transferred here, huh.”

you two are constantly snapping back at each other, even when you’re ringing other people up at the registers. the customers are standing there awkwardly as you two scan and passive aggressively insult each other

it’s so weird, like you two are so mean to each other, but at the same time you’re both practically attached to the hip during your shifts together

futakuchi is more... punctual during the holiday season and even takes a COUPLE EXTRA SHIFTS which floors ennoshita (he’s so moved, he thinks futakuchi has had a change of heart and is trying to improve his work ethic... buddy that’s not it, I’m so sorry)

every time you clock in, futakuchi is there too and you’re going. oh great. not this guy again. it’s like clockwork, as soon as your shift starts, you’re at each others’ neck

when you diss the way he folds clothes, he’s scrutinizing your high pitched customer service voice

at first the other guys are laughing at what’s going on between you two and they’re thinking you two are Mortal Enemies For Life

but then they start noticing little by little that your relationship with futakuchi isn’t like that at all

when you’re scolding futakuchi with his awful folding, you take the time to show him all the steps to make a clean display free of wrinkles. he’s standing next to you trying to imitate the way your hands work on the fabric. he adds in a few snarky comments here and there, but you hush him as you’re giving instructions

and when you’ve got a huge rack of clothes from the dressing room that need to go back on the floor, futakuchi offers to help you put them away. he’ll say “ennoshita told me to help out” and you brush it off, but he’s actually lying. he’s helping you on his own accord

he has his asshole persona to keep up with, so he’s still sliding in snide remarks, but you’re so used to it and can keep up with him that he’s always on his toes. he likes this back and forth with you

one day, kuroo starts talking about you with futakuchi to get the 411 on what’s going on between you two. futakuchi denies it all until kuroo starts teasing him by saying he’ll ask you on a date. that’s when futakuchi’s going. wait what

“yeah, there’s a nice restaurant about ten minutes from here and I think going there on a date would really—”

futakuchi starts internally freaking out. he’s going “oh. a date. at a nice italian restaurant near here. wow.”

and kuroo’s got a nice lopsided grin because HE KNOWS and he’s still egging him on

that’s when it finally hits futakuchi. he... he likes you. He Likes You A Lot

the tips of his ears start turning red at this sudden revelation

and upon seeing this kuroo’s like "Alright bud, I was just messing with you. But if you don’t ask her out on a date then I sure as hell will!"

futakuchi’s going alright man give me like a week

Bro futakuchi is even MEANER to you than he was before because he Likes you and Doesn’t Know How To Deal With His Feelings since he’s got the emotional capacity of a grade schooler

futakuchi: wow. that blouse you’re wearing. it suits you.

you: really? thank you I think the color—

futakuchi: yeah. it’s ugly. like you.

you: ...

kuroo’s watching the exchange from the register completely horrified. he’s like. what have I done. futakuchi whips his head over with pleading eyes when you tell him to shove it and kuroo’s shaking his head thinking “I never should have gotten involved”

he’s in too deep already and when you leave the floor to help ennoshita with the stockroom, kuroo has another one-on-one with futakuchi. he tells him the basics like “Don’t call the person you like Ugly”

“well what else am I supposed to say”

truly a lost cause...

it’s like talking to a wall with futakuchi. kuroo’s telling him to be polite and sweet to you and futakuchi’s nodding his head in understanding, but as soon as he’s within a 3ft radius near you his brain is thinking “insult them for attention” kuroo’s like DUDE. WHAT DID I SAY.

this sad exchange goes on for a week and by then kuroo’s like. I give up on you. I can’t deal with this and the holiday rush. he’s waving up the white flag

futakuchi’s been kinda meaner to you than before, so you start ignoring him a bit and he’s getting so frustrated with himself that he doesn’t even know what to do and kuroo notices you two not talking AT ALL during a shift and he’s like. Futakuchi. Just Confess Already. Jesus.

futakuchi wishes he never realized he likes you because he wants to go back to those work days when you two would be Kinda Cheeky towards each other and everything was lax

the confession happens when ennoshita assigns you and futakuchi to work on orders in the back room. at first, futakuchi was trying to find hanamaki to do the work for him, but was promptly dragged by ennoshita to the back. there was no getting out of this

when he saunters on in, he sees you’re already printing out the shipping labels and folding up boxes and it’s silent, your back is facing him and he can definitely feel something is wrong

you saw him searching for hanamaki on the floor and it hurt your feelings because were you that insufferable to work with?

there’s silence between you two and then you break it and tell him that he can go back on the floor if he doesn’t want to work with you

and he can sense the hurt in your voice and he’s like... no, no, no that isn’t it

you’re shaking your head and saying “look, I get it. I get on your nerves. I could tell from this past week and you avoiding me. sorry if I did anything wrong... you can grab hanamaki and we’ll finish these orders while you work in the front”

now futakuchi is internally screaming NONONONONO in his mind because YOU’RE not annoying him at all he’s just a complete dummy who doesn’t know how to deal with his own emotions and now you’re on the verge of crying as you fold some shirts with tissue paper

it’s now or never

futakuchi blurts out that he Really Likes You

at first you think he’s joking and you’re going “Are you serious right now? I’m literally crying and you think NOW is the time to do some fake middle school confession? you’re sick”

POOR GUY HE’S LIKE “NO I REALLY MEAN THAT I LIKE YOU... A LOT...”

he’s right next to you now and grabs onto your shoulders so you can get a good look at his face. his eyes are all business as he confesses again

you’ve got your hand over your mouth and it hits you

futakuchi being Extra Mean to you is his way of showing affection...

now you’re throwing your head back in laughter because he’s so dumb. he’s tall and handsome and too cheeky for his own good, but he’s also like an elementary school kid realizing he’s got his first ever crush and he has absolutely No Idea how to Deal With It

after you’re done laughing, you lightly hit him on the chest and throw in a few lighthearted insults before you hug him as tight as you can. he returns the favor by wrapping his arms around you, practically engulfing you

he’s thinking wow. this is nice. he’s keeping his mouth clamped shut to avoid ruining the moment, but he’s totally digging the way you fit perfectly in his arms

when you pull away you notice his face is red all over and now you’re cracking up and calling him tomato head

and at this, he’s pointing at your running mascara and is like “sure I look like a tomato, but you’re looking like a reject Joker with all that smudged makeup”

now you two are fighting in the back, but in a more loving manner

as soon as you both clock out for the night, futakuchi takes you to the nice italian restaurant nearby. the one kuroo mentioned about a week beforehand

it’s the perfect place for a first date

(he’s too prideful to thank kuroo, but what he instead does is send a selfie with you in the picture + the food during the first date. kuroo’s slow clapping it out. he knew the little asshole could do it.)

[jaggedwolf]

air support, we need you (or: tscosi 2x09)

some bomb dropping, ofc, spoilers below duh

same game, top three things i had feelings ‘bout in reverse order

3. time skip time! Everyone could use a bit of a breather, even if it can’t live up to Arkady’s goat farm dreams

I thought all the planet assignments made sense, even if the completionist in me wanted it to differ more from the split that had already happened this season

ok ok the shipper in me was 50-50 but we’ll address that later

2. my man park!! is back!!! 

Showing up with an anti-aircraft missile launcher as a wedding gift. I kept joking that Park would keep up his finale trend of showing up as a surprise being cool (as cool as Park can be anw), and thought it wouldn’t happen till it did!

and him also quietly saying the defector wasn’t Shelly....Park...are you going to talk about this...

narrowly avoided extended crew singing for the third time, will he keep up this success rate?

I would take a mini-episode that just followed Park in the second half of the season (Park: I am an independent man who needs no crew)

1. Arkady attacking Krejjh because she thinks they’re an enemy, AND then McCabe pulling a gun on her to make sure she didn’t run away. Bro. Bro, that shit was a direct hit to the id. Do I even have words for how good that was

Knowing what was about to happen as soon as Arkady said “You” in that tone of voice, ugh

Krejjh saying Arkady instead of First Mate Patel in desperation, and then brushing it off with a :D after

But god, McCabe. They’ve been so compelling this season, and yeah, maybe they’re approaching everything like a nail with the hammer they’ve got that shoots bullets, but the point is, it fuckin works 

Arkady buys the threat (the promise of her crew’s safety?) more than she buys Krejjh’s reassurances 

(though reading the transcript, Krejjh specifically telling Arkady “Science Officer Liu will never forgive you”, not “forgive us”, is excellent too)

“the only authority figures yet to disappoint me” / “I’m not an authority figure” / “you don’t get to decide that” is just like. embedded in my mind. just McCabe going no, you don’t get to run verbally either.

Do you ever think about how Arkady and McCabe had like, different kinds of fucked up childhoods compared to the rest of the crew. Like obviously McCabe ending up an agent so young and the stuff about their family suggests a pretty secure background, but it feels like the IGR and Dwarnian war starting when they were 12 gives them a kind of cynicism that meshes well with Arkady’s, in a way that’s distinct from how Arkady and Violet’s morbidness mesh, or Arkady and Sana’s pragmatism

ok more character feels under the cut

don’t scandalize the grandparents

A married man! 

Impressed he made it through the season with no baddies wrecking his oxygen

Always ready to point out that Arkady is actually as much of a nerd as he is

AKA I didn’t realize it was a Mozart reference till he said so. Arkady defies the jock-nerd chart

okay who of Arkady or Krejjh is gonna tell him about MMA fight outside, or did they do a whole team debrief. For Arkady’s sake I’m hoping not the latter, though I guess everyone else would like an explanation for McCabe’s gun-pointing??

likes solving problems without guns, would prefer solving them by FLYING SPACESHIPS 

Krejjh watches McCabe’s gun strategy work on Arkady and goes “do you folks really live like this?? why???”

I do love that their first thought on what to do next is to run a bunch of supplies around, probably between human populations that are going to be a wary at seeing a dwarnian show up. (Eat it, Eejjhgreb)

Kinda wonder if their feelings about getting choked out by their buddy are in fact more complicated than “it’s chill dude, please don’t do something stupid”

The cutest vow

who needs to calm down your crewmates with annoying words when you can just point a gun at them

Seriously where is the human-dwarnian war AU where it lasts longer or happens later where McCabe is the baby sniper posted to Arkady’s unit and they squabble a bunch (and perhaps kiss? When I wrote my third ever ficlet for this fandom never did I anticipate actually being interested in that)

what % of their Mirzakhani choice was thinking “what if Arkady tries to run from the goat farm and no one’s around to point a gun at her” jk jk

Their exclusion of Park from authority figures that didn’t disappoint them is fascinating. Is it that he left hoping for Shelly when it probably wasn’t her, or that he isn’t an authority figure anymore, a combination there of?

Or worst of all, is it that when he didn’t kill Krejjh back in 1x10, that really was a disappointment, no matter how much it might’ve been mixed with relief, and you can’t undo that moment?

What if they and Park talked. But I don’t think Park is going to goat planet, so that seems unlikely.

Their apology to Sana for heightened Martineau security! And Sana reiterating the profound gratefulness bit, gah

mostly read other people’s words and yet sparked consideration of two different OT3s, her power.

you know what, everyone deciding Sana is the best person to read words makes complete sense

There was one specific moment this episode that sent my mind into a tizzy about V/A/S, and it was Arkady going FINE GO ASK THE CAPTAIN THEN at how firm Violet was that Tripathi would be the one driving her, not Arkady.

I need you to understand that my V/A/S OT3 opinions are such that my shipping feels were more set off by that than Sana and Violet telling Arkady they were proud of her for choosing goat planet or whatever, like I don’t even know what dynamic was so captured by that argument, rip at Arkady having to be systems apart from them again

Though ofc my heart was buoyed by Sana’s earnest “Kady, you do more than that”, I want these two to go do a job together again, I miss that

To shift gears, I cannot believe “Lenny” started out as Sana being absolutely furious at the people threatening her crew and has ended up a teasing in-joke between her and Park, my Sana/Park shipping feels were very content. (When does Sana learn that Park didn’t get to hear the long list of fake crimes the Rumor crew specifically confessed to Lenny? This must be fixed. Tell him about the diamonds!)

Campbell said “Park, let me show you where we’ve been sleeping.” and my brain went. Wait. This is actually a good OT3?? Park is already unnerved by Sana’s earnest captaining, he should get unnerved by Campbell’s default magnanimity, please consider this

this is also where I point out that all these major characters have very convenient names for indicating ships solely via letters. V/A! B/K! S/P/C! This may solve my ot3 tagging problem...

get off that cotton candy boat, vi

Haha I loved that line from Doc Robinson she’s so no-nonsense, love Violet agreeing to work with her

Doc also said menders and I thought about this post again and also the team split and ahhh

But no, I very much liked Violet gently crushing Arkady’s goat farm dreams, and the two of them awkwardly discussing the very awkward stage things are at while still getting a feel for how the other operates

These nerds are trying and I’m still fond of them

at some point I was gonna make fun of Vi for not being able to drive before realising 1. she probably didn’t want to deprive the others of a vehicle 2. that would be incredibly hypocritical of me

wait does the igr have excellent public transport when they aren’t bombing it i take back every bad thing i’ve said abou-

*ahem* same question about the MMA fight debrief I had for Brian, it would be so funny if the situation was so rushed that like, Arkady+McCabe explain to Brian on the farm and Krejjh has to tackle everyone else

tick, tock, walking bomb, when it stops, nobody knows

arkady is so whumpable, and this show knows it

Redundant, but love how terrified of herself she is after hurting Krejjh and how strangely reassured she is by McCabe’s gun antics. And how she doesn’t like thinking of herself as an authority figure on the ship even though she literally is as First Mate

is ready to monologue about all major life events and the crew frickin knows it

is trying to help herself and stuff, still grumbling about it. in worse shape this season than last - probably all the constant discussion of the inevitable war just kept building stuff up and she kept ignoring it because haha who wants to deal with this prickly mess of a person haha

did i mention she’s the best

hope she gets her full goat farm dream one day, even if it’s not on actual goat farm

[astheroid]

Ka-Kacchan 😫💦 (Bakugouwu x reader SMUT 🤯)

Author-chan here!!!!!! I decided to write for my bb Kacchan bc hes just such a cutie >.< hehe anyways ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I walked into the hero association with my long Blonde hair flowing in the wind. “SARAH!!” Deku called, walking over to me. “Baka-Deku, what do you wabt?” I asked, making a cute face. “I heard Kacchan wants youuuuu” he said raising his green puffy eyebrows. “Ka-Kacchan?? Why.. why would he ever want me?” I asked, batting my bright blue eyes in his directuon. “I do not know Sara-chan” he answered, blushing bright red. “I think… he might have a crush on you” I GASPED!! (author’s note: UwU OMGGG IT’S GETTING ~SPICYYYY~) I smiled sweetly at deku before hopping over to Bakugou, flipping my hair over m shoulder. “Ohio K-Kacchan, what do you want?” I said, trying to be tough. He glared at me pomeranian hair sticking up as I touched him. “NOTHING YOU BITCH!!” He yelled, shoving me. I started crying. “BAKA-KUGOU WHY DID YOU DO THAT????” I yelled. He lookd at me. “Idk you’re just ugly.” He said and walked away. I touched my frail wrist and realized it was broken. I went to the doctor’s and got it fixed, mad at Kacchan te whole way. I saw Kacchan after work and went to be mad at him. “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?????” I screamed activating my Ice Quirk. “You’RE JUST AN UGLY STUPID EXTRA!!” Ye glared at me, hands booming. “IF I’M SO UGLU WHY DO YOU LIKE MEEEE?????/?” I yelled in his face. He gasped and tears fell from his eyes. “BAKAaAaAaAAAA HOW DO U KNOW THAT?” He said. “I know because your always mean to me :(“ I pouted. He said “t-th-that’s not t-true BAKA-SARAAH.” I grinned menacingly with my fangs. “Of course it’s true Ba-kacchan” “Don’t call me that” he said, blushing. “Ba-kacchan” I said again, my own cheeks getting red against my pale skin. He grabbed my arm “let’s go to my house and see if you wan’t to call me that again Baka-Sarah-chan”. (author’s note: OMGGGGGGG SMUT COMING SOON!!! TANK U FOR READING THIS FAR!!! Should I make a Deku-chan one next? He’s my lil beann and I wanna write 4 him :3)

UwU SMUTTTTTTTTTT BWLOE THE CUT!!!! Skip if you want but its my favorit part ;3

We arrived at his house and no-one was home, it was just me and Kacchan (author’s note: SPICYYYYYY whatr you gonna do bakacchan O///O). He threw me on his bed and took off his shirt (author’s note: MMM HIS STOMACH I’M DROOLING ;w;). He pushed me down and went to the bathroom, when he came out he had no pants too!! I was surprised by his cream stick poking through his underwear. “Take off ur clothes baka” he huffed face very red. I pouted. “Make me Ba-Kacchan”. He growled ferally nd ripped mt clothes off my body. I gasped, pale Skin getting goosebumps. “There I made you” he said rolling his eyes. I blushed very hard. “Now let me show u what happens when you call me Ba-kacchan >:(“ (autho’rs note: *w* OMGOMGOMGOMG IT’S HAPPENING GUYSSS!! YOUR AUTHOR-CHAN IS SOOOO EXCITED!!!). He took off his Dog undies and I saw… A HUGE DING-DONG!!! He put it inside me and moved quickly. I moaned “OoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHHHH Ka-Kacchan… go faster!!” He went faster, grumbling my name. After a bit he took his member out and Spat on me. “That’s why u don’t call me Ba-Kacchan Bitch”. I layed on his bed amd panted; legs too weak to stand up. He put his pants over his meat scepter and grinned at me. “I hope you learned your lesson Baka-Sarah”.

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Smut done :(((( Stay to read the rest tho!!!

I stayed in his house for 30 minutes before leaveing. “B-bye k-k-Kacchan” I stuttered. My legs were still wobbly. I went home and jumped on my bed dreaming of Kacchan railing me again ;). When I woke up I felt really sick and threw up in the bathroom. ‘Oh no……’ I thought. WAS I PREGANTE????? (author’s note: OOHHHHHHHHHHH DRAAAMAAAAA!!! Hehe it gets so exciting) I rushed to the store to buy a test, completely forgetting about my job as a Hero. I gasped at the test. ‘I’m… Perngant??’ I touched my belly. ‘I have Ba-kacchan’s baby in here…” ‘I have to call him’. I called and talked to him on the phone. “K-Kacchan” I stuttered “I got pragnent!” He gasped. “F*ck. Are u gonna keep it?” I gasped. “OF COURSE!!!!! I CAN”T KILL OUR BABY!!!!!!!!!” (author’s note: OMGEEEE THEY’RE FIGHTING 🥺🥺🥺) Kacchan sobbed. “I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR A KID!!” “YOU DON’T NEED TO, I CAN!!!! I DOUN’T NEED YOU ANYWAYS!!!!” I screamed, crying too. He left the call and I cried harder. Idk what to do with a BABY. He came to my house. He crossed his arms madly. “We need to kill the baby.” “NO I CAN’T DO THAT!!” I screamed (author’s note: OoOoOoOoOh THEY’RE GOING THRU IT!!!!!). “Why not????????” He pouted. His hands sparked. “THAT’S MURDER BA-KACCHAN!!!” My long Silky hair whipped around as I yelled up at him. He tried to hit my stomach, but I dodged and Froze him in placee. “DON’T HIT ME BAKA-KUGOU!!!!!!!!” I screamed. “STOP TYRING TO MURDER O U R CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He huffed. “I DON’T WANT A STUPID KID WITH A WHORE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!” I gasped loudly. “I’M NOT A WHORE YOU’RE JUST A JERK!!!!!” He burst out of the ice and kissed me. “I don’t want a crusty crotch goblin to ruin our relationship” “He won’t I promise” I said blushing Red and patting my tummy. He sighed loudly. “Ok fine we can keep the cum droplet I just don’t wanna pay” I smiled “OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “So……. will you marry me?” I gasped suuuper loud “OF COURSE BAKUGOU!!!!! I LOVE U!!!”

TIMESKIP!!!!!!!! UwU I loveeee this story so far; hope u guys like it too ;3

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We ended up having 8 babys. I’m the #1 hero (author’s note: Deku is too baby to be a hero 🥺 I think Strong reader-chan is better for that >:3) and Kacchan is my sidekick. Our kids have the strongst quirks in the world!!!1!!! Ray Andy Mei Akira Bobby David & Deku Jr have explosion-Ice quirks, but Maya (author’s note: Maya is my faaavoriteeee UvU) has A SUPER POWERFUL ICE QUIRK (just like her mama)!!!!!! We lived a very happy nice life after that and had a ton of money!!

BONUS SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe I wanted to do a lil extra ~spicy~ something as a reward for reading this far >wO

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Kacchan plugged me up with his thicc Pleasure Pump. I whined “KA-KACCHAN YOU’RE TOO BIG~” He didn’t listen and kept going pounding me into the wall. There was a collar around my neck (author’s note: K!NKYYYYYY~~~~~) and my Face was mushd into the wall. He kept going for quite some time until he hit something in me. I scREAMED “OOOOHHHHHH KACCHAN THAT’S ITtTtTTTTttttTTTT~~~” he grunted and pushed harder. His manhood felt so GOOOOOOD. (author’s note: I kinda want Bakugouwu to @#!% me if u know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) He did it until he Cummed; taking it out so we wouldn’t have more babys.

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HEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEEEE THAT WAS SO HOT *w*. ANYWAYSSS HERE’S AN AUTHOR-CHAN QnA!!!!!!!

Favorite food: BAKUGOU UwU

Favorite character: BBY DEKU!!!! He’s MINE get away Broke Uraraka >:((((

Favorite color: Anything but pink :/ soooo cringy

Favorite Anime: MY HERO OBV!!!

Ships: Me x my hero boysss 🤤 the girls are all dumb and gay is sin :^/

Next chapter????:

NEXT CHAPTER PREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deku stared at us jelously. “I-I don’t understand… I…. I really like you Sarah-Chan!!! Why did u have to choose Kacchan 🥺” I looked at him sadly. “He got me pregnent Deku-chan I had toooo” He looked at Bakugou mad. “You took my crush away from me Kacchan…….” Kacchan yelled at him “SHE’S MINE SO BACK OFF BAKA-DEKUUUUU!!!!!!!!” Deku started cryeing and looked at me for help “She was supposed to be MY wife Mean Kacchan :(“ Bakugou laughed. “NO CHANCE LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The next chapter will be coming out sooooon :D I hope you guys liked!!!!! It’s gonna be so good and even a little smutty *o* n e wAys, catch all you lil reader-chan beans l8ter!!!

Last updated: April 1, 2016

[This is 100% a joke and not a real representation of my writing skills. Happy April Fools ;D]