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staying up too late working on the next chapter of YHTG... fellas does your own writing ever fucking Get You
#like i have an outline right#major plot beats and whatnot#i know what happens#where we're going#but sometimes i do just have vague shit where i know i'll have to figure things out as i write them#a lot of cait and jinx's bonding scenes are like that#i have no clue what they're gna say or do#i just have to let them do it themselves#and OUGH#oughhhhhhh#yeag#i gotta go to bed
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Okay hear me out: to get Homelander really into the Vought Christmas spirit, you teasingly promise that youâll always kiss him under the mistletoe no matter when or where. Of course, youâre picturing around his apartment or perhaps in an empty hallway. But no. Our boy loves a good promise and decides to carry a piece of mistletoe on him at all times, waving it above him whenever he decides he wants a kiss: in the middle of a meeting with the Seven? Sits back in his chair and waves it around like a bell. In the middle of a crowded elevator? Oh yeah, he pulls it out and clears his throat to get your attention and waits for his smooch. Heâs such a dick about but you canât bring yourself to give a fuck and will happily kiss him whenever he wants đ
| 600 | Homelander x gn!Reader | Established Relationship. Fluff. Suggestive themes but nothing happens. Mistletoe kisses.
âHere, really?â You were giddy when you left the penthouse this morning, already high with the feeling of a hundred kisses descended upon your lips. Homelander shook the mistletoe right over the two of you right as you left for work. Knowing you had many more to come left you excited.
Now that youâre standing in the elevator, not so much. You quickly look around to note how many people are looking your way.
âYou promised~â He says in a sing-songy tone, already way too drunk on this power youâve presented on a silver platter. Taught to have zero shame, heâs not-so-patiently waiting for you to do your part.
You lean in for a short and quick peck and like the asshole he is, he asks for more. âOh come on, thatâs not very jolly of you.â You kiss him again, enough to temporarily tame his hunger for you and he relents with a pleased hum.
This whole setup puts Homelander in a great mood. A rare occurrence for the Vought tower employees. Thereâs a pep in his step with you on his arm, heâs whistling and boisterously exclaiming âMerry Christmasâ to any passerby. Of course, itâs less about spreading the Christmas cheer and a whole lot more about bragging.
But after the kind of Christmases heâs had, both corporate-washed and soulless, you canât fault him for it. So you let him have it. However annoying he manages to be.Â
In the middle of a meeting with the Seven, he whistles you over with a significant little shake to the wrapped bundle. Although itâs pretty embarrassing to kiss the head of the table while other people are talking he doesnât relent and you still smooch his kiss-red lips for over a hundredth time today.Â
Youâd think youâd get annoyed by the shit-eating grin he throws you each time with a side of suggestive eyebrows yet you love him too much to care about how obnoxious the two of you are being. Itâs starting to take the PDA levels to ones youâve never seen from him before.
Nowhere is safe. Homelander doesnât shy away from sneaking into a meeting youâre presenting in. Disrupting your speech and leaving you flustered and distracted for the rest of the hour. He kisses you in the halfway, by the printer, in the break room and by the coffee machine.
With the lead up to Christmas youâre really gonna need to invest in some heavy supply of chapstick.
When you finally find some peace and quiet in your office, you still smile when you see the door opening. Although the public kisses are fun, you much rather prefer indulging in private where nobody is there to watch the two of you get utterly lost in each other.
âStill havenât had enough?â You crack a smile and lean back in your office chair.
âOf you? Nah, never.â Homelander walks toward you, you see the little bunch of mistletoe that at this point has really been through it. You start to get up at the sight of it but instead he wiggles his gloved finger in front of you.
You watch as he places the mistletoe right above his belt and you burst out laughing. âLeave it to you to make a cute Christmas tradition perverse.â
âHey, it was your idea. Iâm just playing by your rules. Kiss under the mistletoe, remember?â
âYeah, I remember.â
And well, who are you to take this newfound joy of Christmas away from him.
#I know you didn't ask for a 'fic' and neither have i really added much that you haven't already deliciously outlined in your ask#but it was fun to write something simple and sweet!#and you're right#i love the idea of him being super annoying about this#any chance he can appear like he's got it all he's gonna do it#homelander x gn!reader#homelander x reader#homelander x you#homelander#my writing#asks!#fic request#homelander fluff
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Happy Star Wars Day!
I went insane with this Metal Bikini Han Solo collage last month >:o) Iâve doodled him in the infamous metal bikini in the past, but decided it was time I dedicate myself to a real quality illustration of it. Enjoy! Lol
nine bazillion process pics under the cut
#first pic is a scan which is why he looks so flat#my only two regrets with this: I kind of liked his eye-roll facial expression from the sketch better than the forward stare expression I#ultimately gave him. and two: I considered giving him a realistic dick outline under his little sheer loin cloth but chickened out.#I should have done it. heâs too ken doll down there itâs not right lol#I shoulda put that thang on him#anyway!#star wars#han solo#jabba the hutt#may the fourth be with you
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I need to see the spider demons please đđ
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#blue and violet#I can't believe I brought back the spiders in the actual chapter itself#Pretty sure the fact that those guys come back had been in the outline for it since the VERY beginning#like those guys NEEDED to be relevant again souly because I do in fact want to bring them up yet again after this#not sure when tho#but this chapter was a reminder that they do in fact still exist in the fic and they are still a little morally ambiguous#spider queen is in her 'market place' form because I figured it would be a better representation as to where she is in life now: defeated#her 'crown/helmet' broke when she had been shoved into that furnace so -#-I honestly don't think as( of right now in the story) that she would have the dignity/confidence to wear a new one#Syntax would have also made her a new spider mech (since Goliath has his new one) but she would have refused to wear it for the same reason#for now Spider Queen will be 80% wheelchair and 20% standing up when she has enough reason to deem standing up and walking necessary#also sandy cameo haha- huntsman wanted to go after Mayor after that horrific interaction in the chapter#I don't think sandy thinks thats a good idea#lmk spider queen#lmk huntsman#lmk syntax#lmk goliath#lmk spider demons#monkie kid spider queen#monkie kid syntax#monkie kid huntsman#monkie kid goliath
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everyone gets a turn in the ridiculous skintight edmondsuit. or at least, .everyone SHOULD
#a pre-sleep rarity... THERE ARE HUMANS IN MY BRAIN THIS TIME#idk i just missed them. there's something soothing about the fire water earth trio#been spending more time with the final trio (blade dante rei) lately and they bring lovable chaos#whereas the starter trio are tea parties and gentle smiles#edmond's outfit is iconic honestly it made me laugh for several minutes when i first saw it and i've never forgotten the feeling#imagine edmond going out to fetch some oats or smth#and when he comes out of the market he sees the entire clan cosplaying as him#it's not like the other soldiers have this uniform right? so it's an edmond exclusive?#maybe only ed gets the sash and badge#but everyone else gets those thigh high boots and capelet that ends just above their butts#in the universe where they must wrangle with dangling dicks ruining the flow of their outfit#ed and oli know how to tuck. they do it marvelously#yaku can either be slit-blessed (no need to alter his bits for the silhoeutte)#or CURSED with massive external dick. which is funnier bc then it's IMPOSSIBLE to walk around in an outfit like that#it's like the grey sweatpants meme. ur just tryna exist but all these jezebels keep staring at your dick outline#(jezebels is eiden)#nu carnival edmond#nu carnival olivine#nu carnival yakumo
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feeling of being watched
#eye strain#cw eye strain#tw eye strain#ralsei#deltarune#i'm in a new era of my art style where i just outline everything in white pencil and think it looks cool#every time i add them i do a victory nod twice at my computer like an old man who just hit par in golf#anyway bright colors hi - i noticed that i tend to default to neutral colors and stay as far away from hues as possible#when i first started digital art i saw someone say to NEVER use the upper right of the HSV picker and i guess i took that to heart#in retrospect that was bad advice; dull colors are safe... but they're still dull and it's good to practice using bright colors too#so here's a hard pivot in the complete opposite direction of my normal work haha#it was fun! but i did have to use a few correction tools to un-muddy my colors so i think i'm gonna do this one more time#you might think the caption is cool and ominous but really i stole it from temmie village#rich history of tem provides plenty of quotable sentences#also! i think i want to reblog my work onto my alt a day after it's posted#i haven't decided for sure but am thinking about it... if you think that'd cause too much clutter though lmk!
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current fallen london fandom experience feels like im standing at the corner of a party holding a sippy cup going. i thought firmament has been pretty fun and intriguing so far
#it wasn't THAT hard to understand what was going on#obtuse and chaotic and full of weird backwards imagery? yes but honestly at this point it's a feature#pretty much the only chapter so far where i didnt have at least a vague mental outline of the ongoing plot is chapter 1#and honestly that's probably owed to the fact it hits you with lots of shit right off the bat that doesnt really. like#Become Clearer until i'd say just now when chapter 3 has released#but like. there's a clear plotted course from A to B here? LOTS of bewildering stuff sandwiched between it all#but the core plot has been pretty concrete. there's a weird fire dream. we're following it. fanfiction writers are fucking with us.#there's a divorced angel now.#not like it's any more or less batshit than usual FL lore offerings#yin-thoughts#fallen london#idk maybe im just delusional#fallen london spoilers#firmament spoilers
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the testament to mach pipeline is real and it'll get you
[ rbs much appreciated , please send regretevator reqs im begging ]
#one day i'll have a consistent design for her but right now i dont care#i dont like the outline that much but im not gonna upload a bunch of variants#please be nice in the comments on this one last post kind of irritated me. ell oh ell. (idrc)#anyway.#art.jpeg#regretevator#regretevator fanart#regretevator art#roblox regretevator#regretevator roblox#carolina mach#mach regretevator#regretevator mach#roblox#roblox fanart
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Okay so to everyone who was here for the original post, hereâs basically how Alicent and Laenor get married in my lavender marriage au:
The entire thing starts because Alicent catches Laenor and Joffrey fucking in a secluded part of the castle a few weeks before Aemma dies. The boys only realize theyâve been caught because Alicent runs away from them like her ass is on fire. That girl had no idea gay male sex was an option in life and now needs to reevaluate everything in her life after catching them.
Laenor then spends the next few weeks trying to find a way to get her alone because guess what. Fucking in a secluded but also public area is not a good strategy if you want to keep your gay love affair a secret. So now Laenor is hoping to convince Alicent to stay quiet about what she saw because his dad seems to think he'll grow out of it (do not attack me, this literally happens in canon) and he doesnât want anyone to know yet since it might impact who heâll get married to eventually. Meanwhile Alicent is desperately trying to forget that she ever saw anything and doesnât tell Otto about seeing Laenor and Joffrey because let's be real. This man said âchildhood companionsâ like it was a slur in that one scene, so she knows that her father would do something with this information. Alicent does not want to be the reason Joffrey and Laenor are in trouble for their relationship. Nevermind that sheâs suddenly having the realization that women liking women isnât that far of a stretch after all.
Unfortunately, to everyone else in the world, it looks like Laenor is trying to court her and that Alicent is just trying to be very polite about his interest in her since she never wants to be alone in a room with him unless theyâre around other people. Which is something that is totally normal and not weird at all. Why would you say otherwise?
Then Aemma dies and Otto sends her to see Viserys in his room and Alicent is now very stressed about something else in her life because she wants to do what her father says, but she also doesnât want to betray Rhaenyra.
So during those six months after Aemma dies - which is apparently how much times passes between Aemmaâs death and when Viserys decides to marry Alicent according to a HOTD article I read - Alicent, like in canon, is sent by her father to Viserysâ chambers and desperately hopes that her fatherâs ambitions wonât happen and that Viserys will simply see her as person that is supporting him in his grief.
(Life Hack: If you ever want to read an article and it says you have to make an account to read the rest of it, just go back to the google page you found it on, right click the link, and save the link as an HTML document. That lets you read the article without having to make an account. I found this out from someone on the internet and damn did it help when I wanted to access any account restricted article. Anyways, back to the plot.)
So to counteract that and make it so sheâs less appealing to Viserys, Alicent always mentions Laenor and how fond of him she is during their talks. She also mentions how worried she is about Rhaenyra and her position as heir because there seems to be so many people that seem to be under the impression that they can replace her by having Viserys marry one of their daughters and convince him change his heir to one of the possible children he might have with those daughters.
Meanwhile, Laenor is absolutely losing his mind because all of a sudden Alicent is always around him and receptive to interacting with him, even though literally weeks before she avoided being around him like the plague. During this she also manages to wring out of him the fact that his parents (mainly Corlys, let's be real) are talking about potentially marrying Laena to Viserys and that he hates that idea as sheâs way too young in his eyes for that. Eventually Alicent manages to find a way to be alone with Laenor and make him swear to secrecy about what she'll tell him because telling anyone might mean that his sister will actually have to marry Viserys. He does and she fills him in on what her father wants and what sheâs attempting to do, and that she needs his cooperation to get him to at least appear like theyâre courting.
So Alicent and Laenor put up the appearance that theyâre at least attracted to each other to get people talking, which totally doesnât ignite jealousy in Rhaenyra at the idea of Alicent being in love with her cousin. Cue Rhaenyra absolutely doing everything in her power to make Laenor appear like a loser to Alicent and the rest of the court. Alicent makes sure to get her to stop that shit real quick and tells Rhaenyra that she and Laenor are only pretending to be in love in order to avoid having to marry someone that would disrespect Laenorâs preference for men and disregard Alicentâs autonomy. Alicent also mentions that possibly marrying Laenor means that Alicent and Rhaenyra will be allowed to see each other very frequently as she will be Laenorâs wife and the Velaryons are often at court since they are related to the royal family. So now they have Rhaenyra on board.
Eventually the night before that one small council meeting where in canon Viserys announces that heâll marry Alicent, Alicent âconfessesâ to Viserys that sheâs in love with Laenor and that she wants to marry him, but that her father would never allow Alicent to marry Laenor because he and Lord Corlys dislike each other. She also lets it âslipâ that Otto is very adamant that Viserys must have a male heir despite the fact that Rhaenyra has already been made heir, and that he sees Alicent as a potential bride for Viserys despite her unwillingness to marry her best friendâs father. She also sprinkles in the fact that Rhaenyra would be devastated at the idea of her father remarrying, especially if the bride in question were her best friend or even her little cousin (Yeah fuck you Corlys, youâre on thin ice for that and the grow out of it comment), and the fact that surely his wife would want him to defend his daughterâs claim to the Iron Throne from potential usurpers, which is something that would definitely happen if he had a son.
This causes Viserys to absolutely lose his shit, but Alicent calms him down and he sends her away from his chambers. However, not before Viserys hints that he would not dissolve a marriage between a highborn lady and lord if they eloped and consummated the marriage. So instead of heading straight to her rooms, Alicent instead books it to Laenorâs chambers. The two of them run off to a sept and convince a septon to marry them with a few commoners as their witnesses because they canât take any nobles in fear of being stopped (and to also have the commoners spread the fact that Alicent and Laenor eloped). Then she and Laenor head off to Laenorâs chambers to consummate the marriage with the help of Joffrey, who they had stay in Laenorâs chambers so that no one would get him in trouble or notice that he was in the room with them during the consummation, and to have Alicent stay over so that people could catch them together in the morning and spread the news of her âruined reputationâ.
The next morning Laena bursts into Laenorâs chambers like she always does and âcatchesâ them before running off to tell Rhaenys the way all little siblings do. So then Rhaenys and Corlys show up, as does Otto; he caught wind of the situation through a servant he paid off to spy on the Velaryons. Once there Otto starts shaming Alicent about her ruined reputation and Laenor retorts that she didnât ruin anything as he married her before he bedded her. Otto then explodes at the pair when Laenor says that and Corlys rushes to defend his son against all the stuff Otto is saying and threatening him with.
Eventually their argument gets so loud that a servant rushes to get Viserys and a few guards since theyâre afraid that the two lords will resort to violence. Trailing after them is Rhaenyra and the Small Council, as the meeting was supposed to start half an hour ago but certain people were missing and needed to be found. So now the entire Small Council, Rhaneyra, and Viserys are at the doorway of Laenorâs room while a furious Otto and Corlys trade insults. Meanwhile Rhaenys sees how afraid Alicent and Laenor are and rushes to the pairâs defense (because they need someone in their corner that isnât shaming the other party), saying that perhaps the two wouldnât have resorted to eloping if Otto and Corlys weren't always at odds. Seeing the King, Otto rushes to demand that he have the septon reverse the marriage, but Viserys reveals that he knows about Ottoâs plan to make Alicent marry him and how he knows that she wished to marry Laenor instead. He then fires Otto from being Hand and sends him packing to Oldtown, approving of Laenor and Alicentâs marriage as a final insult to Otto. He also firmly informs the small council that he will not be getting remarried, that Rhaenyra will remain his heir, and that anyone who objects otherwise is speaking of treason.
So there you go, the outline for a story that Iâm most likely going to write in non-linear bits. In this world Alicent is Lady of Driftmark, Laenor and Joffrey get to be happy, and Viserys prioritizes making sure that Rhaenyraâs claim to the throne is secure. Also somewhere down the line in this universe Rhaenyra and Alicent get their shit together and realize theyâre in love with each other, and Rhaenyra gets to marry Harwin because Daemon never takes her to the brothel and so she gets to pick her husband and be the polyamorous bi queen we all love.
#i literally want to scream. this took so long to think out. but like.#i didn't want to write this fic linearly so i had to put this out for everyone to understand the origin story of my au.#because i have so many drafts of certain scenes and i didn't want to wait to publish them linearly. so sorry.#maybe i'll write this specific outline out properl one day. but right now i just want to dump all my little au ideas out into the world.#alicent & laenor lavender marriage au#alicent hightower#laenor velaryon#joffrey lonmouth#rhaenyra targaryen#otto hightower#corlys velaryon#rhaenys targaryen#viserys targaryen#laenor x joffrey#rhaenicent#rhaewin#illaine.txt
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fae!steve who, practically the moment he learns what he can do, sets up a trap curse for his parents. if they ever kick him out and disown him, then the second he exits their threshold he'll take all their luck with him. he'd feel bad about cursing his parents, but the point of a trap curse is that it doesn't activate unless the targets of the curse do something to meet its requirements. if his parents were just good people, good parents, then nothing bad will ever happen to them.
but they really can't seem to help themselves. steve guesses he saw this coming.
he tells eddie about it, when eddie comes to pick him and his one allowed box of clothes and shit from the harrington house. eddie'd offered to curse them, 'might as well make good on my whole evil satanist reputation', but steve told him he already had it covered. told him about the trap. he's never seen eddie look so proud and so sad at the same time.
and sure enough, all good luck leaves the harrington household when steve does. a random irs check reveals harrington sr's years of tax fraud, and his business goes bankrupt trying to pay the fines. someone leaks pictures of one of mrs harringtons senior aides on a drug filled bender in the city, ruining both her campaigns squeaky clean image and her chances at reelection in the fall. several of mr harringtons former secretaries sue for sexual harassment, while seemingly every other woman he's ever come in contact with simultaneously sues for child support.
and steve just watches. he's happy now, living with eddie in a small apartment with their cat and the various small woodland creatures eddie keeps trying to sneak in (so far steve's had to kick out three raccoons, a possum, a skunk, two bats, and a coyote. they've all been very understanding when he's explained the situation to them but eddie still acts like a kicked puppy every time he does it). eddie keeps a little shoebox under their bed with newspaper clippings of every terrible thing to befall the mighty harringtons, says it's in case steve ever wants the reminder that he got one over on them in the end. a reminder that steve's happy and they're not.
steve doesn't need it. he feels it, every time the curse does something to them, something clicking in his chest like one of those alarm clocks with the flaps that flip over from one minute to the next. he wonders if it'll ever feel like too much. if he'll ever think they've been punished enough. they've had a rough couple years, it's sort of only a matter of time before something happens that's unlucky enough to injure or kill them.
steve thinks if he was human, maybe he'd care. maybe he'd look at that shoebox with the guilt eddie seems to be half-expecting every time he brings it out. but he's not, so he doesn't. he set the trap, but his 'parents' are the ones who sprung it.
they really should have known better than to cross a changeling.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#fae!steve au#witch!eddie munson#stranger things#i'll be honest this is just a lil one bc i actually meant for it to go on the end of that one where he finds out his parents knew#and i just. totally forgot. this is why we do outlines kids#my fics#not even really a fic it's more like. several paragraphs that i forgot to add to a fic#someone was like ooh does eddie curse them?? on the other post and i thought like no?? steve does?? i wrote it right the-#oh my god i forgot to write that part#comedy gold#we love having a functional brain
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TD World Tour AU, where Noah doesn't tell Owen that Alejandro is an eel in London... In Area 51, Noah is accidentally splashed with an alien truth potion (which wears off after a few days) and he talks to Owen... Owen asks Noah what he truly thinks about Alejandro, and Truth-Potion Affected Noah says this: "I have mixed feelings for Alejandro. He's a brilliant, interesting guy and I like him, but I don't trust him. He's like a slippery eel dipped in grease, swimming in motor oil. Basically, Heather with social skills. Wait a minute, why am I telling you this?!"... What if Alejandro secretly heard Noah call him all those conflicting things + Alejandro also learns that Noah is affected with an alien truth potion? đœ
Alright, you got me. I'm an absolute sucker for truth potion plots, especially when the character(s) effected by them are usually either pathological liars or incredibly secretive- of which Noah absolutely falls into the second category, given he shares so little personal information.
I'll gloss over why Noah declined to shit-talk Alejandro in London (though there's so many ways this change in behaviour could be justified) since the focal point of this hypothetical centred around their time in Nevada, so let's start from the beginning of the Area 51 challenge.
Area 51:
Before we start, it'll have to be established that no one was eliminated in London. Let's say that the majority vote went towards Duncan (team CIRRRRH voted him out immediately because they found his re-admission to the competition unfair, I guess. I imagine he'd also vote himself, if not as a plan to escape the competition he'd been actively skiving from, then just as an act of spite) but Chris instead claimed it was a rewards challenge- much like he does in Greece- because he doesn't want to let Duncan slip away again so soon.
I see no reason to alter the first part of the challenge- the sneaking into Area 51 portion- since team CIRRRRH's course of entry is fairly straightforward. Noah's presence doesn't make much of a difference to how it would play out; the majority of them throw their rocks and run, Owen gets lasered over the fence and Owen-napped, ect ect.
When both teams have managed to make their way into the Black Box Warehouse, Noah immediately suggests they should prioritise rescuing Owen. Tyler's quick to agree, since he's a firm believer in the "no man left behind" mentality (and he probably makes a not-so-subtle jab towards Noah for his chance of tune compared to London, where both he and Owen did leave Tyler behind) leaving Duncan and Alejandro to split from the group- Duncan in search of Gwen, and Alejandro just takes the opportunity to finally be free from his 'incompetent teammates' and prioritises finding an artifact.
Noah and Tyler come across the contraption Owen's trapped in, Tyler punches it in a futile effort to break it open, and the face hugger cube drops into Noah's hands. This is where the point of divergence comes into play; Tyler has his E.T. moment with one of the face huggers, but Noah- who's a tad bit more observant than Alejandro, and used to dodging surprise attacks from his various older siblings (and Izzy)- anticipates his own face hugger attack and promptly starts a game of cat-and-mouse with a taser alien hot on his heels.
The commotion of which attracts the rest of his team. Alejandro and Duncan arrive on the scene to see Tyler being electrocuted by an alien and Noah running in circles evading another.
Duncan attempts to rip the face hugger from Tyler's face, finding success at the cost of sending Tyler trampling into Owen's captive contraption (essentially taking Alejandro's canonical place in this scene) and inadvertently freeing Owen.
Meanwhile, Alejandro swipes up the nearest box he can find and snags the alien chasing Noah, who's still very loudly panicking as he flees, and succeeds! The alien is swiftly captured into the box, netting team CIRRRRH their artifact, and Noah promptly goes careening into the nearest tower of junk in his face hugger-fuelled hysteria. This causes another box to topple from the peak of the tower, landing directly on Noah's head and spilling its contents onto the bookworm- glass vials filled with a mysterious, luminescent cobalt blue liquid shatter into pieces drenching Noah in whatever they contained. (i.e. truth potion.)
Owen has his false-amnesia moment, characterised by his Joker makeover, and Alejandro enacts his revenge post-hypnotic suggestion after being addressed as "Al" one too many times.
Noah, understandably, swiftly objects to Owen's treatment and demands that Alejandro snap him out of it. Alejandro concedes, and Owen's brought back to himself. At least, for a moment, before the fatigue of having his mind messed with sends Owen into near-catatonia (the same as canon), meaning he has to be ferried through the Warehouse and back to the Jet by Alejandro and Duncan.
Things carry on canonically from there; Noah's just sort of there for the most part, though there'd be a minor hint to his newfound proclivity for honesty. Something along the lines of him giving an uncharacteristically honest answer to Owen as to who he's voting- Tyler, of course, since he was the one who ultimately threw the challenge for them... and also because Tyler still holds some resentment towards Noah for what happened in London, and Noah feels guilty about it every time he looks at the jock. Wait, why did he say that?
Sometime between this and the elimination scene, Noah wipes the truth-goop off of himself, but not before the effects have already started.
Tyler's voted out, yada yada yada.
The Jet:
Thus begins the start of "Picnic at Hanging Dork". Team CIRRRRH, consisting of just Alejandro, Duncan, Owen and Noah, are slumming it up in the Economy Cabin. Alejandro tries to rally his team by asking how to break apart Courtney and Heather's tentative co-operation. Owen suggests having Alejandro seduce Heather, since it worked for both Bridgette and Leshawna. Duncan makes his "Babe Olympics" comment. Noah pipes up that playing with someone's feelings is pretty scummy, even for someone competing for a million dollars.
Alejandro takes Noah's reluctance towards his methodology poorly; he hadn't spoken up before, when Alejandro had utilized the same strategy against other girls- and even Owen noticed that, so surely Noah did too- so why was he to outwardly against him using the same tricks? Duncan agrees, and offers ''his'' idea of having Alejandro flirt with Courtney to throw both her and Heather off their games (since Heather has an obvious crush on Alejandro), and things follow canon.
Then, the scene between Alejandro and Courtney happens. Noah scoffs at the display from the side lines, prompting Owen to ask him why he's so against Alejandro's plan.
"I mean, you never said anything before, when he flirted with Bridgette and Leshawna." Owen comments, light-hearted in nature but with an underlying questioning tone.
Noah's eyes flicker with a cobalt glow, easily mistaken for a trick of the light, and he speaks without even thinking.
"Yeah, because I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. Bridgette was happenstance, and Leshawna's whole deal could've been a coincidence, or some massive misunderstanding. But this?" Noah extends an accusing hand out towards a smug looking Alejandro, then pans it over to a flattered Courtney, "He's outright toying with Courtney's feelings after she was cheated on in front of an international audience. It's scummy."
Owen nods in understanding, momentary contemplation evident in the pouted curve of his lips, and he chimes in.
"Does that mean you don't like Al?"
"I never said that."
"Well, how do you feel about him, then?"
Again, a flash of blue light against the hickory backdrop of Noah's eyes, and he responds thoughtlessly.
"I guess I have mixed feelings about him. On the one hand, he's slippery, like an eel dipped in grease, swimming in motor oil. He's like if you took all of the worst aspects of Heather, wrapped them up in a pretty package, and gave them social skills..." He holds his hands out before him in a scale-like manner, with the left tipped downwards and tie right raised by his chin. Then, the two hands swap positions.
"And on the other hand, he's brilliant. I've never met anyone as talented as Alejandro; he's smart, he's athletic, he's funny. It's almost unfair just how perfect everything about him is- even his face is perfect. It's ridiculous! Infuriating, even. It's so hard to dislike him, even when I know he's bad news, but that doesn't mean I trust him."
Owen stands slack jawed beside his best friend, both impressed and stunned at the raw honesty of Noah's tirade. Noah, now a little more aware of himself, realises that he's said more than he intended to- more than he thinks he's ever spoken in one go throughout the entirety of Total Drama. He's not usually one for speeches, after all, let alone honest ones.
He's always been the type to play his cards close to his chest, so why...?
"I, uh, didn't mean to go off like that."
And he also didn't mean to admit it, either. What was going on?
The look Owen gives him is, in a word, vivid. The blonde has a shit-eating grin stretching across his face, a sort of elated smugness practically glowing from his features.
"Sounds like someone has a cruuuush!~"
What? No? No! Not at all, where would Owen even get that idea?!
Noah splutters to correct Owen's assumption (to disastrous results, because he does sort-of has a crush on Alejandro, so the truth potion doesn't allow him to outright deny it), and in his preoccupied state he misses how a calculating pair of sage green eyes never seems to stray from him.
Alejandro has a lot to think about in regards to a certain cynic, it seems.
#I'd like to apologise for taking this idea and running with it.#Cutting myself off here before I breach 2k+ words or else I'll be here all day.#Sort of entered actual Writing Mode at the end there instead of Outline Mode but this idea is. So Full Of Potential I couldn't help myself.#But from here it'd basically be Alejandro using his newfound knowledge of Noah's crush on him to his advantage.#Whilst Noah's doing his best (and failing) to deny that he has any feelings for Alejandro.#Eventually leading to the two of them having a Bonding Moment where Alejandro gets Noah to divulge some personal information.#And in turn- or an effort to garner some trust (to be abused later)- Alejandro also lets himself be vulnerable towards Noah.#Something something Alejandro tries to use Noah as a pawn but ends up catching feelings of his own.#Then of course the potion wears off and Noah goes back to being just as prickly and standoffish as he was before.#A point of conflict maybe? Imagine bearing your soul out to someone only for them to close themself off to you not even days afterwards.#...Also imagine being practically forced to divulge information about yourself to someone you don't trust because of a truth potion.#Oh yeah. That's some good angst material right there.#Especially is you have Alejandro be- if not fully aware- than at least suspect that Noah's not being agreeable on his own terms.#Anon why have you given me The Thoughts?? I can't keep brainstorming AUs when I already have fics to work on!!#ophe's ranting in the tags again#total drama#td noah#td alejandro#team chris is really really really really hot#alenoah#-ish#silly ideas#other's ideas#long post#replies#kinda drafty in here (posts from the drafts)
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My personal headcanon for the WH Mirror World is that Ishmael agreed to be a maid under the Edgar Family because she knew the heir was a sickly waif of a man who would probably croak from TB in a decade or two and she can train up to face Ahab in that amount of time, but unfortunately she got really attached to the sickly waif of a man she was banking on dying young.
#technically her uptie says the edgar family took her in and gave her a job but. you won't convince me she gave up on finding ahab again#still funny to me the pallid whale ate her entire crew and she was like 'i know that crusty sea hag is still alive'#AND SHE WAS RIGHT#i know in the WH timeline she's 'gregor's doting nag of a maid' but she's still ishmael. she still wants to find the whale.#i have half of a fanfic outlined in my head around this#her taking a job as a maid and training under ryoshu#gregor is midway through his marriage with catherine and she's busy building illegal mirror tech and pining for her ex#ishmael watched their marriage fall apart like. damn.#fwiw cathy does say she wants heathcliff and linton both so like. polyamory could have saved them?#loving the heathgreg toxic yaoi implications here#but of course that doesn't happen#then the whole ordeal with erlking and his sister (probably grete in this timeline? instead of isabella?)#when they finally have to face the wild hunt gregor brings up ish's mission cause he's kind of known about it more or less#he tells her she's free to go if she wants b/c she still has her mission#and ish says she wants to see this mission through first#does she make it? idk probably not we'll see#imagine her being the sole survivor of ANOTHER disaster#and erlking is another calamity she has to kill
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i dont think i made his hair big enough honestly
#i have a speech outline for one of my classes due in a couple days and im very stressed#ive been freaking myself out over that class a lot more recently. like#getting so anxious i feel like im going to vomit right before presenting#im usually able to reason myself out of panicking like that but it totally got me last timeâŠ.. i guess i just lost my grip a little#aaahhhgh#ill get over it#anyways i dont draw curly hair enough. i need to do it more often#iv e been thinking about sho a lot recently (translation: obsession phase)#im making a stageplay shou post at some point soon. i want to really bad#specifically reigen&shou⊠its important to me#its very. i cant even make a keysmash accurate enough for me right now#mew is moody everybody RUN#mob psycho 100#mp100#sho suzuki#shou suzuki#doodles#meowmeow art#mob psycho fanart
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The potential of a pre human realm arc Lumity kiss is Hilarious to me. Like âyes hello I know we just kissed and have begun testing the waters in our (still not totally defined) relationship However I am being told by every adult I trust that I need a vacation or else I will die So. Uh. Whoopsie!â
Like is Amity going to Join Them on their vacation (couples trip becomes throuples trip!) Or is she just going to be stuck in the Demon Realm trying and failing to be cool about the fact that she kissed the Empress. What would she even Do in either case. On one hand Amity alone in the Boiling Isles stuck in her feelings with nobody to talk to about it except Lilith and Darius is Peak Comedy. But on the other hand. Luz showing up to Camilaâs with Hunter and Amity and being like âHi mom you remember my Hunter well now I would like to introduce you to my Amity! Can she stay too pls.â is also Peak Comedy
LMAO. GOD.
this is 100% going to depend on how stupid luz and amity end up being after the kiss. which i honestly won't know until i draft it properly. we could be looking at anything from "i think we're the equivalent of vegas married now. scoot over bitch i love yall" to "hey hunter. when you saw amity and i hooking up last night..... did you think she was into me"
#^I JEST ABOUT BOTH OF THESE. IT WON'T BE THIS BAD IN EITHER DIRECTION#i just don't know exactly what their DTR resolution is gonna look like yet. which affects how much time they spend together#that said. the outline DOES have much more earnest content than shithead content right now.#replies#toh#princess luz au#lumity
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WE'RE IN THE HOME STRETCH NOW GAMERS
incase its not clear, anything with the blue shit on it is not yet painted at all yet. margaret's hair will be easier than the other two's because its blurry and its mostly shapes instead of individual hairs. my entire day was spent just painting these idiots' clothes.
also worked on bjs mouth and moustache more. still wanna fix up hawkeye's mouth and eyes a little but thats tomorrows issue, i need rest.
I am very sleepy. i will go to bed at 1 instead of 2 am tonight [no i wont, but i WILL lie down at 1 instead of 2]
tomorrow, we finish. i realize it looks like theres a lot of blue on the screen but you must understand. doing blurry un-detailed things takes less than half of the time it takes to do a small portion of a face. i will persevere
#mash#mash 4077#m*a*s*h#mash fanart#mash art#mashblogging#work in progress#hawkeye pierce#bj hunnicutt#.update#.my art#chapter 2 of the fanfic is well underway. have most of an outline and everything#i do NOT recommend making at least 1000 streaks of hair in between mashing bananas for banana bread#my right wrist is ruined#how ever will i crochet now!!#<-has not crocheted in 4 years#i also am compiling a list of new conspiracies. at least one of which im fairly certain is true#based solely on logic of how the scene happens#like with the broken finger thing in the last one#like its genuinely prolly what happened#godspeed godbless crags fail to trip your feet etc etc smooches#also a click beetle just appeared on me while i was drawing. horrible moment#didnt know what was happening and there was just a lil guy hopping all over me#do not recommend in the slightest 0 stars
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i really wanna share the concept of a hotchniss fic im writing but im so paranoid someone is gunna steal the idea and upload it before i can get mine up fdsjkfjds
not that my idea is like Super Original or anything, but STILL
#**#i have the plot i just need to outline and actually write it#but its going to *at least* be 7/8 chapters long and i really need to make myself do it đđđ bc i really like this idea but i also know#that im not going to be able to execute it right#maybe i SHOULD hand it off to someone else whos better đ«Łđ«Ł
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