#like how dare you 😂😂😂😂😐

[rewritingcanon]

no i have to fight with the tiktok wolfstar shippers i have to

[youaresimplylovely]

𝗡𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 .ᐟ

୨ৎ 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗌𝗂𝗌: 𝖺 𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 ୨ৎ 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗆𝗈𝗆!𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ୨ৎ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿, 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄 ୨ৎ 𝖺/𝗇: 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗂 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝖺𝖺𝖺

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itsyn_norris daddy came home early today!! 🥺🧡

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oscarpiastri YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA GRAB A WATER.

landonorris I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS. oscarpiastri how dare you leave me and our football game 💔

ln4 daddy norris coming in 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

itsyn_norris <33

carlossainz55 i gotta give it to you man, you skipped our football game for this. So proud of you, miss this little kiddos!!

landonorris #husbandoftheyear

landonorris WHO NEEDS FOOTBALL WHEN I HAVE MY BABIES AND MY BABY MAMA 😍😍

itsyn_norris shut up i love you landonorris I LOVE YOU MORE

landonorris

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landonorris just kids having kids <3

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itsyn_norris credits to the girl who threw the water on 3rd pic 😋

landonorris just so you know woman, i still love you georgerussel63 credits to the guy who gave the idea 😎 alex_albon credits to the guy who took the picture 😂 landonorris i hate all of you. (except my beautiful beautiful wife who looks sexy af)

maxverstappen1 first picture is so unhinged hahahaha

itsyn_norris it's called true love maxie landonorris true

f1 awww! the norris family traveling together, see you next race 👋

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landonorris

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landonorris LF babysitter

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itsyn_norris second pic was uncalled for 😐

landonorris 😘😘

oscarpiastri me me me 😊

landonorris no. itsyn_norris BABE THE KIDS LOVE HIM. landonorris but i don't. oscarpiastri !?!?!?! landonorris YOU FED MY KID A RAW EGG. oscarpiastri WE WERE IN JAPAN AND RAW EGGS ARE SAFE TO EAT THERE. landonorris out.

mclaren the team aka minions are ready sir 😇

maxverstappen1 ahem

landonorris the kids do love you maxverstappen1 of course they do, why wouldn't they 😶

charles_leclerc uncle charlie is open and available!?!?! so is Leo!?!?!

itsyn_norris YES landonorris YOU'RE HIRED charles_leclerc losers @maxverstappen1 @oscarpiastri

[norris55s]

i swear i don’t love the drama (it loves me) - carlos sainz

reader x carlos sainz social media au

she isn’t happy about the way people treat her boyfriend and she isn’t afraid to show it

a/n: i too am tired of the way people speak about carlos so there's this to show for it. this is no hate to charles in case it isn't obvious. no fc, but a couple rebecca donaldson pics for the plot. i loved carlos winning.

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Bahrain International Circuit

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y/nusername: repping chili and chili only this season 🌶️

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charles_leclerc: 😧

y/nusername: love you lord perceval 😇

charles_leclerc: 🙃

user492: digging the use of red but no ferrari merch lol i know our bestie is mad

y/nusername: 👹

carlossainz55: Naughty girl 😂

y/nusername: shhh look away

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y/nusername

Bahrain International Circuit

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y/nusername: congratulations to lover boy, and lover boy only 👹❤️

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user914: sainz has handled the situation so maturely and his girl is out here being messy

y/nusername: that’s because i’m not carlos, hope that helps 😴

user014: why is she doing the most 😭

y/nusername: i wouldn’t have to do shit if someone bothered celebrating his podium with him, so i’ll take matters into my own hands 🫡

landonorris: we gotta take your phone away

y/nusername: try me!

carlossainz55: ❤️

y/nusername: 🔥

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y/nusername: appendicitis couldn’t take carlos down, everyone else can stop trying

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carlossainz55: ❤️

landonorris: in your nurse era 👩‍⚕️

y/nusername: more like in my security guard and lawyer era 🤪

user824: it’s carlos’ karma for every time he’s screwed charles over

y/nusername: oh bitch you’ll know karma when it hits y’all square in the face

user624: unhinged era! love how she takes care of carlos

y/nusername: u get it

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y/nusername

Albert Park Circuit, Melbourne

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y/nusername: showing up to lover boy’s haters’ funeral like

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user583: lmao she acts like he’s a champion she has bragging rights about and not a second driver that is getting sacked

y/nusername: girl he’s back from a surgery with a two weeks recovery to drive a car going 300mph for 3 days, i’m really not hearing y’all today

y/nusername: plus, when he gets a podium, dare i say a win, i’ll laugh

landonorris: pr must love you

y/nusername: i swear i don’t love the drama, it loves me

carlossainz55: That’s a way to say it 😘

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Albert Park Circuit, Melbourne

y/nusername: say hello to the only driver that has managed to end red bull’s dominance not once, but twice 🇪🇸🌶️ (hello to the people who called me delusional for saying he might even win, i did laugh)

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maxverstappen1: I feel like you jinxed me 😐

y/nusername: i prefer to call it manifesting ✨

user898: only because max dnfd lol

y/nusername: k. so why didnt someone else win it? quickly

user914: she’s really out there celebrating another gifted win

y/nusername: hey i got a question did you watch the race? 😀

user168: this is why everyone dislikes the sainz camp. no reason at all to disrespect charles and the team.

y/nusername: i’m literally sat next to charles celebrating over dinner but ok

user823: i love how she and carlos keep pretending charles likes them lol

y/nusername: somehow carlos, charles, everyone we know, and me are liars, but you people on the internet, who have never even met us, know the actual truth about the raging fight between c2

user463: i’m loving this y/n era, she’s had ENOUGH 💀

y/nusername: if not me, who? if not now, when? 👹

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Albert Park Circuit, Melbourne

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carlossainz55: P1!! What a rollercoaster 🎢!! Special thank you to my biggest support, my lovely y/nusername 🥰

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y/nusername: i got you always chili 🥹❤️

user274: sainz supremacy!

y/nusername: period

user924: vile that he doesn’t congratulate his teammate that let him win and condones his crazy ass girlfriend’s comments

y/nusername: y’all want me to chill and then comment shit like this. leave my bf’s post alone! also what is he gonna do ground me like a kid?

carlossainz55: Hermosa, calm down 😈

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[unicoo]

The way we watch Alicent get pimped out by her dad, sworn to secrecy by the king, forced into a marriage with the same man (who isold enough to be her dad), maritally raped by said old ass husband & forced to carry his heirs in quick succession, all while still growing up herself and losing her only friend…….yet somehow, someway, there are people out there who………blame Alicent…the child? Book!Alicent is a different story, but to sit and WATCH show!Alicent go through all of this manipulation and grooming and abuse, and hate her?! Yeah some of y’all are sick 😭 I’m not even joking because like…..what?!

We are supposed to feel bad for Rhaenyra being forced to marry………but not Alicent? Why? Someone tell me why & quickly!! And don’t you dare say “sHE seDucEd vISerYs”, no, she was manipulated and then told to keep it secret by her king! He knew it was wrong yet didn’t gaf, so where is his hate? Are we being hypocrites guys?

We are supposed to feel bad for Rhaenyra & her kids, but not Alicent & hers who were ignored and treated like shit? Once again where is Viserys’ hate? QUICKLY, tell me!!! He’s neglecting his kids guys, we don’t support that do we?

We are supposed to hate Alicent for how she treated Rhaenyra, but not Rhaenyra for how she treated Alicent? (Especially when it was shown Alicent was trying and she didn’t become hateful until RHAENYRA LIED to her) Why, tell me, tell me, tell me. And don’t you dare say “sHE BEtRayEd hEr bY mARryInG ViSeRYs” SHE DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE!!! If we know Rhaenyra didn’t and we feel oh so bad for her, and we know most noble women don’t have a choice, then why are we mad at Alicent like she did? tell me please I BEG!

We scream girl boss for Rhaenyra wanted a son for a son, sorry make that sons for a son, yet Alicent is Beelzebub for wanting Justice for her son (WHO WAS A KID!!!! He hadn’t done shit yet, he was sweet and dragonless & got bullied, then maimed, YOU WOULD BE MAD TOO, lie & say you wouldn’t 😐) anyone who doesn’t understand Alicent’s motives behind the eye for an eye incident is either not a parent or is a heartless monster 🤷‍♀️

Y’all quite literally watched Alicent’s villain origin story and said why she so mad? Are you…..are you seriously dumb or just fucking with me? 😭

Y’all are pro Rhaenyra because she’s a “feminist” yet y’all hate every women who isn’t Rhaenyra……to me it sounds like…….✨hypocrisy✨

And how does one stand for a war against misogyny only to participate in the misogyny themselves? 🤔

The dance is a war against misogyny yet……….no one is stopping the misogyny, just dressing it up with cute excuses and throwing the blame onto the other side………..

(Also like it’s not far fetched to believe Rhaenyra would’ve had Alicent’s kids dealt with, especially since she’s hated Aegon since before he was a baby. My guy was 2 and she was beefing with bro like…. And you can’t say “AliCEnt & OtTo didN’T lEt tHeM hAVE a rElAtiOnsHIP” ummm SHOWwise that is untrue Rhaenyra just didn’t wanna fuck with them kids 😂)

[11queensupreme11]

I was wondering, since Percy sat on Poseidons throne, she would have burned to crisp if it hadn’t been for her Achilles heel when she was trying to get his attention, (if I remember correctly it’s been a while since I read the books) what would been if Percy sat on ROR Poseidons throne? I get that he made her own throne, but what if like one day, she just randomly sat on his throne. Would he be mad or will it like harm her? What would his reaction be?

it'd be a worse reaction tbh 😂😂😂

ror!poseidon is far more murderous and territorial than pjo! so he'd probably sense someone is on his throne and without even stopping to check who it was, he'd teleport there to personally kill them like:

"HOW DARE--😡🔱 oh percilla, it's just you 😐💙"

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

YN Ackerman: Dating Jean Kirschtein

Jean Kirschstein featuring the whole AOT gang x Yn Ackerman (Levi Ackerman's sister; she/her pronouns)

Warnings: swearing, kissing 😍

AN: This is a request from @lilacveiledsea! I figured we need a tiny change in fandoms for the day 🥰 also this is kind of modern remix with some of the wording. I can’t and won’t be stopped on my emoji usage 😂

Oh my dearest YN

Dear dear, innocent YN

You precious angel I'm so sorry 🤣

Not only are you related to this 👇🏻

But you are also besties with the chaotic duo known as Hange and Erwin 😃

Thoughts and prayers YN 🙏🏻

Because wow is your life hectic!

Seriously I'm not sure how you do it

You basically wake up and your life is in shambles

"YN WAKE UP!" Hange screams, banging on your door

"It's 4am!" You yell

"Get up YN you're late," your brother shouts

"Late for what?!?! It's 4AM!" You again

"If you have to ask YN then you're already behind," Erwin shouts

You 👉🏻😐 dear god why me?

Life in the scouts is anything but boring for you

Seriously being the baby sister of Levi is a full time job

Mans needs someone to just chill him out Ok ✋🏻

"Levi will you please just calm down," you say exasperated

"YN we have alot to do before the next mission," your brother says

"Yes and we have time so stop running everyone ragged if you expect them to fight off 15 meter titans!" You argue back

Levi 👉🏻😐😑

You 👉🏻😠

Please YN you are the only one (besides Historia) who can talk back to him

Not that he takes you seriously 😒 but still

Not only do you hold major control over Levi but also you are the calm Hange needs

"YN ALL THIS RESEARCH ISNT GOING TO DO ITSELF!" Hange screams

"Yes but it can wait for you to sleep for a few hours," you say, pulling your friend from their station

"YN I'm so close to a breakthrough!" Hange exclaims

"That's great but it can wait for you to take a nap," you say full on grabbing your friend and dragging them from their workshop

Literally YNs job is not to fight titans, it's to babysit the scouts 😅

Even Erwin relys on you to keep him sane

"Alright times up, put the pen down," you say, bursting into your friends chambers

"Just a few more minutes," Erwin says, scribbling on some papers

"No! The timer went off and the pen GOES DOWN!" You say going up to grab the pen from Erwins hands

"Just a few minutes YN," he says quickly pulling it away as you glare 😑

"I swear to god Erwin I will set fire to this entire office if you don't put that pen down right now-" you 😡

Erwin 👉🏻😐 you wouldn't dare....

You 👉🏻 🕯 try me....

The pen goes down as Erwin stands up, moving past you

"You are ridiculous," he says

You 👉🏻😊 🤗

But you see YN, your efforts don't go unnoticed...

Because a certain someone is always watching 👀

Kind of creepy but listen, his intentions are good ok

You see, a certain Scout member just so happens to have a MAJOR crush on you

Literally he's hard-core in love with you YN

Jean has always thought you were perfect and an all around amazing person

He respects everything about you from the way you kill titans to the way you care for your friends and family

You've sort of formed an interesting friendship with Jean

While we all know he can act a bit "childish" we also know he is super reliable and helpful

Hrs always there when you need him 🥰

So much so that you sort of, kind of, develop a teeny TINY crush on the man's

Honestly, do not blame you YN 🥵

But you had always thought Jean liked Mikasa

I mean, would wouldn't be entirely wrong YN but he still had more feelings towards you than anyone else

In fact 👀 he'd often get a little jealous when he say you talking a certain someone

"Hey YN!" Eren would say as you turned and smiled

"Hey Eren! What's up?" You asked

Jean rn 👉🏻 >:(

"Not much just taking a break," Eren would say sitting next to you

As in, RIGHT next to you...

Less than an inch apart 😑

So leave it to our buddy Jean to waltz right up to Eren and tell him off!

"Aren't you suppose to be cleaning Titan boy?" Jean would growl

You 👉🏻👀 🍿

"I'm just taking a break and I thought I'd spend it talking to a pretty girl," Eren said as you blushed heavily

Oof Jean was not impressed in the slightest!

"Maybe YN doesn't want to talk to you? She looks busy," Jean said, bending down in front of Eren and glaring at him

You are still just like 👉🏻😃

"Well if I'm bothering YN she can tell me herself," Eren says back, standing up and facing off with Jean

Alright nows definitely the time to interfere YN

Too bad your big brother has that taken care of

"YEAGER get your ass back to cleaning! KIRSCHTEIN pick up a mop, if you have time to talk you have time to clean!" Levi yelled as you giggled at both men

“YN WHY ARE YOU INCITING A RIOT?!?” Levi yells at you

You 👉🏻 🧍‍♀️literally existing

You see, Levi knows Jean had a crush on you

And he also knows you have a crush on jean 👀

And he doesn’t like it one bit

Jean also knows that Levi knows that he has a crush on you

Phew 😮‍💨 it’s like a game of telephone over here

But Jean isn’t deterred

He does everything and anything to impress you

From finishing his cleaning first to helping you clean to killing 15 meter titans

“Did you see that Yn?” Jean boasts as you smile and nod

“Everyone saw that brat,” Levi says, swinging by and killing two more 15 meters right in front of Jean

Oof-

However Jean just takes that as a challenge to win your brother over

So when your ODM malfunctions as you are swinging through the forest, you panic

“Crap crap!” You scream as you fall

“YN!” Erwin and Hange both shout as they race to get you

Fortunately for you, a knight in shining armor comes to your rescue 💅

That’s right, Jean is there to save the day!

He catches you, carefully swinging to a branch and setting you down

“Are you ok?” He asks as he checks you over intently

“YN!” Hange and Erwin shout as they land next to you

“I’m fine, thanks Jean!” You say as your brother swings by

“YN your lucky there weren’t any titans around or you would have been a goner,” Levi says as you glare

“Well thankfully Jean saved me!” You spit back as your brother rolls his eyes and continues on

Poor Jean isn’t going to get Levi’s approval that easily

Good thing your an independent woman and you don’t need your brothers blessing

So when you get back to base, you confront Jean

“Jean, I just wanted to say thanks for today,” you say, playing with your fingers as he looks at you

Suddenly, you lift your head and your lips graze his softly

Jean rn 👉🏻😐😳

“I like you Jean and I was kind of wondering if maybe…” you say before you are immediately cut off, his lips on yours again

“I like you too YN, a lot actually!” He says as you smile

And everyone lives happily ever after 😌

The end.

Just kidding 🙃

Because one thing about being in the scouts in that you literally have zero alone time

Every time you and Jean think you can be alone, someon interrupts

Once it was Armin, another time Mikasa, then Eren

Literally there is no safe space

Thankfully you manage to find a safe space behind the stables

That is, until 👀

“HOLY CRAP I KNEW IT!” You hear shouting as you and Jean quickly seperate to see Hange and Erwin staring at you

You and Jean 👉🏻😳😳

Erwin and Hange 👉🏻😐😍

“Please please don’t say anything to Levi!” You immediately beg

Hange rn 👉🏻😐😏

“Don’t worry YN, your secret is safe with us,” Erwin says as you sigh in relief

“Thanks commander,” Jean responds as he smiles at you

“You two really like each other huh?” Hange says as you both nod

“You really think Levi would disapprove if you were happy Yn?” Erwin asks

You, Jean and Hange 👉🏻😐 really?

“Ok noted but I really think you should tell him,” Erwin says walking away

Sure, you’ll tell Levi one day

It might be on his deathbed but you’ll eventually tell him right?

Well unfortunately for you, things don’t happen that way

You see, Jean is kind of, well he’s a possessive guy

Literally he gets so jealous and so incredibly easily

So when Eren is innocently flirting with you in the dining hall 👀

“TITAN BOY LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE BEFORE I REARRANGE YOUR FACE!” Jean yells as everyone looks at him

Everyone including Levi

“This is fine just don’t make eye contact don’t make eye contact… CRAP,” you think as you accidentally look at your brother who is now glaring at you over his tea

“YN, Kirstein my office NOW!” Levi screams as he stops out

Hange 👉🏻🫡 fair well YN

Jean 👉🏻😃 crap-

You 👉🏻🙏🏻 counting your days

You and Jean enter Levi’s office and sit down

Not only is he sitting at his desk but he’s staring at both of you

“Levi I can explain-”

“It’s not Yn’s fault-”

Levi 👉🏻✋🏻

You and Jean 👉🏻🤐🤐

“I just want to know one thing… why didn’t you tell me sooner?” Levi asks

You and Jean 👉🏻🤨🤨 wait what-

“I knew you two liked each other for a while and I suspected you were dating but I’m just wondering why you wouldn’t tell me?” Levi asks

“I- I just thought you wouldn’t approve,” you say

Levi sighs, “are you happy Yn?”

“Im happy,” Jean says : D

“I didn’t ask you Kirstein! YN?”

You grab Jeans hand and smile, “I am!”

“Ok well that’s all I need,” Levi says, “now get out of here.”

You and Jean stand, quietly moving quickly to the door

“Kirschstein, I’m not done with you yet!” Levi says as Jean gulps

You just smile, turning to kiss you boyfriend

“Thoughts and prayers” ✌🏻

[salternateunreality2]

The Untamed aka Zackiroth brain rot updates for episodes 12 and 13 because HECK I am eating well today.

Spoilers below:

Heidegger: bring him out

Sephiroth: *injured, on the sad side of genocide, hostage, still standing tall, suffering*

Zack: SEPH! 😁 Genesis, look, it's Seph! My Seph! Hi Sephiroth! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey Sephiroth! How's it going? You good? Hi! Hi Sephiroth! *Waves* Hi! 🐶🐶🐶❤️😁❤️

Sephiroth: 😐 *trying not to let Zack get in trouble, secretly really wants a hug*

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Heidegger: Sephiroth, recite the rules of Shinra!

Sephiroth: No.

Heidegger: Random Guy, recite the rules of Shinra!

Random Guy: I cannot.

Heidegger: SOMEONE HAD BETTER ANSWER. Zack, recite the rules of Shinra!

Zack: Ok! I studied, so I should be good *starts doing squats, winking at Sephiroth, posturing, stretching*

Heidegger: NOW!

Zack: alright, alright, keep your shorts on...*ahem* Be on time. Do not be late. Have good posture. Always be sober. Do not laugh at your elders. D-

Heidegger: *apoplectic* HOW DARE YOU RECITE THE RULES OF THE CRESCENT CLAN?!?!!!??!

Zack: oops, lol, I'm a dumb dumb 😂

Heidegger: TO THE POOP DECK, ALL THREE OF YOU!!!

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At the poop deck, Zack gets in trouble and there is a glorious series of Sephiroth and Zack standing up for each other. Heidegger almost hits Zack, Sephiroth's wounded leg gets it instead, while he's on the ground, Zack draws Heidegger's hits, Sephiroth tries to stop Zack from being thrown in the dungeon, Heidegger almost throws Sephiroth in the dungeon, Zack saves his butt, just lots of self-sacrifice for bae on both ends ❤️

If you need me I'll be crying and petting their heads.

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IN THE DUNGEON THERE IS A PUPPER AND I THOUGHT ZACK WOULD BEFRIEND IT AND I WAS WRONG AND NOW AM VERY SAD 😭😭😭

Instead, pupper did a CHOMP on Zack.

Bb Cloud sneaks in to stop the pupper and give Zack meds.

Zack: wazzup?

Cloud: the Crescents were half-killed

Zack: *skips right over the entire clan* IS SEPHIROTH INJURED?!

Cloud: yeah

Zack: *saves the meds Cloud brought instead of using them on his FeStErInG dOg BiTe*

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Later, they all go on a walk and Zack spends the whole time Bothering Sephiroth, asking if he wants a piggyback, getting Red Lady to stop the march, and fetching water for his boo.

10/10 good pupper.

Genesis the whole time: brother, we are in a HOSTAGE SITUATION, keep it in your pants!

Zack:

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During their walk, they go spelunking! ...it doesn't go great.

I mean, it goes great for me, I get lots of SephZack saving each other from giant dick heads (literal and figurative; if you know, you know #murdertortoise)

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Heidegger: *starts a fight*

Zack: Anyone who's a giant dickhead and starts fights because he's got a big scary clan backing him will be executed and beheaded and spat on!

Heidegger: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT SHIT?!

Zack: ...that's literally in your clan's handbook. Line 213. The handbook you forced everyone to memorize and made my lil buddy pass out over (btw that happened). It ALSO says don't insult your ancestors like a dick, and you just did. The punishment, as outlined on line 376, is ALSO DEATH because wtf man y'all are metal.

Heidegger's cronies: ohhhh snap, oh no he didn't!

Heidegger: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Zack puts the sexy in sexy wound care by, I shit you not, threatening to undress Sephiroth, then undressing himself until Sephiroth COUGHS UP BLOOD OUT OF SHEER GAY PANIC, which Zack is happy about because apparently it's a vital step in the healing process. 😂😂😂😂😂

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Zack: hah, I'm glad I got branded by the crazy woman (btw that happened) instead of her getting that cute chick, because that would SUCK for the chick. She was totally into me, and will remember me forever after this *smug dumb bi noises*.

Sephiroth: 😳🫠*sad gay rejection noises* 😡 *angry noises* You shouldn't flirt if you don't mean it.

Zack: awww, are you jealous?

Sephiroth: 🫠*gay panic noises*

Zack: you have a crush on her, don't you! 😂 *idiot bi noises of denial*

Sephiroth: 👁️👄👁️ *stares into Zack's soul with the gayest longing ever* 🫠 no.

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Zack-approved medical care:

* not treating your dog bites because bae might need treatment later

* JUST GOING SWIMMING with open wounds

* forcing bae into gay panic so severe that he coughs up "stale blood"

* wrapping the shortest sticks ever DIRECTLY ONTO OPEN WOUNDS presumably to stabilize the bone that was broken? Months? Ago?

* shrugging

* patting open wounds with dirty, unwashed hands

* leaving bae in wet clothes but it's ok because you dried your coat and put it over his wet clothes.

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Also Zack makes Sephiroth cry, which is probably good for him, and likely the first and only time Sephiroth has opened up this much to anyone in his adult life I AM DECEASED IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN TEARS 😭😭😭

[rpcburnbook]

i cannot believe "this platform we all use and pay money to and support isn't that bad actually compared to the wild west of the internet at large" is so controversial you're all crying, screaming, throwing up to insult the person who dared to suggest we recognize how much worse it could be. why even be here if you hate it so much and everywhere else is so much better? and steponremix, i am disappointed in you. you usually have much better sense about what you heart. // looks to me like you’re the one screaming, crying, and throwing up cause you came in hot in the inbox and didn’t expect to get read your own filth right back to you.

and shaming a random blog for what they heart?? lmao dude. sorry “a dumbass tumblrina�� hurt your feelings soooooo bad by calling you a “stinky redditor” 😐😂

~

[poetryvampire]

(2/2) they could enjoy a kind gentleman on their arm for a moment 💭, they didn't intend to overstep 👍, they had experienced physical contact through their sparring sessions but there's tension between them 😳, it's easy for them to step over the line they created for Zevlor & only realised later (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠!, they felt foolish 😔, it's summer but it's wet & cold 💦, Rolan seems to become cold & distant towards them 😐, they're sure he's avoiding them whenever he can ��, he insisted on working alone when they tried to offer to assist him ❌🫴, they realised how Rolan chose not to look at them despite facing across them 🥲, they're sad as he's willing to talk to Wyll but not even look at them 😢, they noticed how he only distanced himself from them & Zevlor 💔, they felt fearful & dizzy 😰😵‍💫, they couldn't hide how distressed they as they excused themselves 😭, Zevlor followed them in case they needed help 🫴, they reassured him when they noticed Rolan looking at them for a moment 👀, they spent most of the night tossing because of their worries 😣, they tried to hold back their tears 😭, it felt indulgent to think that Rolan is jealous or he likes them like me 😔, they thought it didn't feel like he would or he's better at hiding 🤔, they woke up early to distract themselves 💭 , they decided to have a sparring session with Zevlor since he's awake already ⚔️, they don't come close to his skills & experience despite being a skilled fighter 🗡️, he fought fiercely as he could tell they need a distraction 😤, they're uncertain if they're losing because he stopped going easy on them or it's their worries 🤔, their swings were clumsy as they're becoming more frustrated 😫, they tried to throw off his balance but it backfired 😅, they laughed 🤣 at their dumb idea & his confused look 🤨, they're pretty sure he was about to scold them but didn't 🤐, both of them looked at each other as he's on top of them 👀, just the description of him sounds lovely 😍, they had dreamed of this happening that they instinctively held his shoulders to keep him there 🤭, they could feel his breath on them 🫁, their heart was hammering 💓, they thought of stopping themselves but both of them couldn't resist 💭, he tensed at their aggressive kiss 💋, he matched them as he welcome their tongue 👅, they could feel the ridges on his chest through his tonic 😳, he kissed & sucked on whatever skin he could find 💋, they slipped past his shirt to carress his stomach 😏, he rolled his hips against them which both of them moaned 😳, he decided to stop 🛑, he's frustrated as he apologised which they did too 👍, he said he didn't want it to happen like this 🥺, they're conflicted between wanting to ask him & using their lack of sleep as an excuse like me 😅, he explained he couldn't find the right timing & he wants to do it after properly courting them 🥺, he held them gently with his rough hands 🥰, he told them that he adores them 😍, he looked into their eyes which they couldn't help but be so happy & pleading for a kiss 🥺, this kiss is slow & tender 😚, they felt him longing for them like they're holding back although they tried not to get ahead of themselves 🥺, they could feel him smile as he pulled away ☺️, they were about to say something but they noticed Zevlor looking behind them 👀, they shivered before turning to see it's Rolan (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠; his shock (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠) to disdainful grimace ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ, Rolan did tell them that there's breakfast before leaving 🥞, they called him name but he increased his speed instead 😔, they're rooted down as they didn't dare to look at him 😣, Zevlor asked if he misunderstood but they told him he didn't 👍, he understands but is still disappointed 😞, they apologised but he reassured them with a kiss on their hand too 😘, and his comment about their interest in tieflings made me laugh 😂 Thank you so much for doing my request because I love it so much and I'm looking forward to the second part :) Please take your time though!

Again thank you you're too good. I'm so so happy you're into and thank you so much for you patience I always end up taking so much longer than I want to. 🙏🩷🩷🩷🩷

[nsingcat]

WHO IS IT? D. RICCIARDO!

summary ✶ after a few months of soft launching your boyfriend, your fans try to guess who he is but this sets daniel off !

parings ✶ daniel ricciardo x celebrity makeup artist!fem!reader!

faceclaim ✶ stenss on instagram!

type of fic ✶ smau!

notes ✶ you’re a celebrity make up artist, its not mentioned a lot but i just thought that was important 😭 brief appearances of timothee chalamet, logan lerman, jeremy allen white, austin butler, jacob elordi & nicholas galitzine! daniel being down bad, & swearing!

#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !

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yourusername the best passenger princess 😽💫

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user when are we gonna see this man yn

➥ yourusername SOON SOON I PROMISE i just wanna edge yall a little longer <3

user shes so gorgeous omfg

user its been 6 months.. we ain’t never gon see mystery man 😒

user tutorial for this look NOWW

user guys what if her boyfriend is like really famous

➥ user wow kid genius who would’ve thought 😐

➥ user OOUH that sounded really bratty

user hey guys that’s actually me in the last photo!

user THE MAKEUPPP >>>

user the way its been like 6 months and we still don’t know who this man this

user am i the only one who thinks its charles ?? or at least max ?

➥ user well yes!

user does anyone have theories on who her boyfriend could be ??

➥ user theres a whole thread on twitter !! its by @/username 😭😭

nicholasgalitzine i know something you all don’t know 🥸

➥ user MF WHAT DOES THIS ENTAIL??

➥ user i hate yall

➥ yourusername NICHOLAS SHUT UP

user whoever she is with, sleep with one eye open. 😾

sabrinacarpenter yall are cute or whatever..

➥ yourusername not as cute as u 😛

➥ sabrinacarpenter omg r we gonna kiss rn

➥ yourusername MWAH 😽

#TWITTER: THE THREAD !

#TEXT MESSAGES: DANIEL x YOU !

#INSTAGRAM: YOURUSERNAME !

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yourusername thank you to everyone on the internet who decided to give my wonderful boyfriend a literal heart attack by shipping me with other men 💔💔 ＠danielricciardo here’s your hard launch pookie <33

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danielricciardo WOW NO SAPPY CAPTION? 😾

➥ yourusername yk i could just say this is a lie and let them ship me with charles still.

➥ danielricciardo DONT YOU DARE.

➥ charles_leclerc love you yn but please don’t !!

➥ yourusername i like alex more anyway 😽

danielricciardo CAN I POST MINE NOW BABY

➥ yourusername HELL YEAH OFC YOU CAN AREGGH

user oh my god

user I WAS NOT EXPECTING DANIEL???

user WAITTT THEYRE SO CUTTEEE

maxverstappen1 finally 🙏🏻 i was tired of him acting as if he was gonna die without being able to date you in public. also im tired of everyone shipping us 🤢🤢

➥ yourusername PEOPLE WERE SHIPPING US TOO?? EURRHGHHH

➥ maxverstappen1 okay you’re doing TOO much.

user max knew too?!! how tf did he keep it quiet for so long 😭😭

user THE KISS MARKS ON HIS FACE 😵‍💫

user ME AND WHO?? 🙁🙁

user girl date me instead 🧎‍♀️

➥ danielricciardo get up tf 🧎‍♀️🔫

➥ user OH??

landonorris congratulations you two 🎉 (daniel you owe me 20,000 pounds)

➥ yourusername FOR WHAT ???

➥ danielricciardo me and lando had a bet on who would spill our secret first 🙁

landonorris YEAAAH IM RICH 👯‍♀️💷💷

#INSTAGRAM: DANIELRICCIARDO !

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danielricciardo YES SHES MY GIRLFRIEND (SOON TO BE WIFE). NOT ANY OF THOSE OTHER WHITE BOYS 🚫🫵🏼!!! STOP SHIPPING HER WITH THEM 😾!! i love you gorgeous @/yourusername

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user SHES SO GORGEOUS WTFF

➥ danielricciardo I KNOW RIGHTT 😫😫

user pink is so her color omgg

user THE MICHAEL MYERS PIC?? daniel pls tell me you were michael.

➥ danielricciardo 🤭

user AHHHHH

user her hairr i need a 360 rn

tchalamet heartbroken to know that i’m referred to as just ��any of those other white boys” 💔

➥ jeremyallenwhite yeaah me too! i haven’t done anything 😂

➥ jacobelordi me three 😞 yn i thought we were friends

➥ austinbutler i thought so as well ! daniel me & you seemed to get along very well!

➥ loganlerman idk where i fit into all of this but i too am offended ! 🤨

➥ danielricciardo well WOMP WOMP 🫵🏼 also austin me and you do get along very well. STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND.

➥ yourusername DANIEL DONT EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS WHAT OMG

➥ danielricciardo sorry baby, gotta assert my dominance over these men 😮‍💨

user hang on im trying to spell gorjus 🙏🏼

user THE SUSPECTS COMMENTING IJBOLL

charles_leclerc cheers to the happy couple 🎉 (and to me for being free from the yn x charles rumors 🙏🏼🙏🏼)

yourusername im sorry charles 🙁 say hi to alex for me tho 😽

user oh she’s already my favorite wag

➥ user HER PADDOCK OUTFITS & MAKEUP ARE GONNA EATTT

user the hand placement in the yacht pic omfg???

user my parents fr

user if yall break up im gonna do something VERY bad.

nicholasgalitzine im so glad you guys are finally bringing this to the public.. it was getting exhausting to try and keep my mouth shut 💔

➥ yourusername we appreciate you very much nicholas 🫶🏼😛

yourusername i love you so much baby 🥹

➥ danielricciardo I LOVE YOU MORE BABY 🥺🥺😽😽😽🫶🏼🫶🏼❤️❤️

nymphia talks ! this is my first fic & i hope you all enjoy it ☺️🫶🏼! there’s not much i wanna add tbh so erm yeah! <3

[air-signs-with-ne-and-mono-teams]

Random (with ♏ENFJ cameo)

♊ENFP: I don't have a type ✨😌✨

♎ENTP: um, I hate to break it to you dumbass, but you do, you're an ENFP

♊ENFP: *screams/screeches fast* I-SAID-I-DON'T-HAVE-A-TYPE!!! 😤🤬 I can not be labeled 💁🏽‍♂️

♎ENTP: everyone has an MBTI type, yes, people with the same MBTI may behave differently duh, you have to account for upbringing, their moral compass, whether they're ND, etc-

♊ENFP: I said 😐, that I don't have a type 😐, period, point blank 😐.

♎ENTP: fine whatever makes you sleep better at night 😒 stay dumb that ain't my problem

♒INTP: I mean technically MBTI isn't backed by science anyway, it's just a theory some psych philosophers came up with, it doesn't even hold much merit

♊ENFP: seeee? You're the dummy 😌

♎ENTP: 🤬 I WILL STAB YOU. and YES I AM AWARE IT'S NOT BACKED BY SCIENCE BUT IT'S STILL FUN REGARDLESS, STOP KILLING MY FUN YOU DAMN KILLJOY, WHY ARE INTPs LIKE THIS

♒INTP: HEY NOW I WASN'T EVEN BEING MEAN I WAS JUST TELLING THE TRUTH GO FIGHT WITH THE OTHER DUMBASS FOR ALL I CARE I'MMA GO PLAY MH.

♊ENFP: ;A; *gasps* OFFENDED 😤🙏 💀

♎ENTP: ;^; I'm sowy *pokes INTP on the cheek* please forgive me

♒INTP: I'm not even mad I'm just annoyed

♎ENTP: tbh at this point I'd rather you be mad 💀

♒INTP: WHY?

♎ENTP: idk, I don't do well with disappointed looks, but angry people look funny

♒INTP: oh I can ASSURE you I don't look funny while angry.

♏ENFJ: he really doesn't 😐

♎ENTP: I mean... come ooon ;D

♏ENFJ: you've never had him be mad at YOU.

♒INTP: honestly you're correct

♎ENTP: it can't be thaaaat bad

♏ENFJ: I WAS SCARED OF HIM.

♎ENTP: I mean, you being scared isn't much of a high bar 💀

♏ENFJ: 😑 name one thing I'm scared of...

♎ENTP: well... see... um... FUCK.

♒INTP: LOL

♎ENTP: WAIT, I GOT IT, ABANDONMENT 😈

♏ENFJ: wow you're an asshole... *leaves*

♒INTP: I mean you're also not wrong 💀

♎ENTP: LOL

♒INTP: LOL

♊ENFP: y'all are dicks 💀

♎ENTP: right because you aren't

♊ENFP: I'm a nice dick ✨😌✨

♎ENTP: you can put glitter on a dick it ain't gonna make it more aesthetic I'm sorry 💀

♒INTP: I mean TECHNICALLY-

♎ENTP: Don't. Shhh. Stop. Right now.

♒INTP: but like haven't you seen Hentai dicks?

♎ENTP: YES I HAVE INTP, BUT IRL DICKS DON'T LOOK LIKE HENTAI DICKS

♒INTP: but what if they did 🤔

♊ENFP: ooooh I'm curious 🤔

♎ENTP: OH BUT I'M THE WEIRD ONE

♒INTP: WELL YOU LIKE TENTACLE PORN

♎ENTP: SO DO YOU ASSHOLE

♊ENFP: wtf did I get into 💀

♒INTP: stfu I saw your search history, do you not know what an incognito tab is?

♊ENFP: STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT 😭

♒INTP: you are like, REALLY freaky 💀💀💀

♊ENFP: 😐, if you dare, talk about my search history, one more time, at all, anywhere, at any time, 🔪

♒INTP: I'm not really scared of you lol, besides I'm into knife play 😏

♊ENFP: I give up 😑

♎ENTP: yeah they think they're a vampire lol

♒INTP: I AM ONE *hisses*

♎ENTP: STFU YOU GOT THOSE DONE, VAMPIRES DON'T EVEN EXIST.

♒INTP: YET

♎ENTP: it's not gonna happen, let it go

♒INTP: I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN 😤

♎ENTP: ok Dracula

♊ENFP: *snorts*

♒INTP: make fun of me all you want, but I will be the one to make an entire race of vampires, genetically modified and everything, but it first has to start with-

♎ENTP: HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU GONNA GENETICALLY MODIFY HUMANS INTO VAMPIRES 💀

♒INTP: I'LL FIND A WAY 😤

♎ENTP: see I'm a simple man, I just wanna be a ghost 💀

♊ENFP: but in order to BE a ghost you have to die

♎ENTP: I know 😎

♊ENFP: ......

♎ENTP: 🥲 put me out of my misery already

♊ENFP: y'all are insane, I just wanna be a pretty elf ✨😌✨

♒INTP: lame

♊ENFP: 🔪

♒INTP: kinky

♊ENFP: *chokes INTP*

♒INTP: *moans*

♊ENFP: *drops INTP*

♒INTP: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

♊ENFP: I can't believe I like them...

♎ENTP: I can 💀

♊ENFP: 😐 what are you implying?

♎ENTP: 💀💀💀 like INTP said, yous freaky 💀

♊ENFP: 🔪

♎ENTP: *grabs ENFP's wrist and smirks*

♊ENFP: *sweats*

♎ENTP: *slowly puts ENFP's arm down* that's it, be a good boi

♊ENFP: FUCK YOU.

♎ENTP: then what are you waiting for 👉😎👉 *sings* "if you gave me a chance I, would take it"

♊ENFP: 💢💢💢💢💢💢

[jz12luvscl16]

•.°ΠCherie but that's just silly (smau) Π°.•

pairing: Charles leclerc X fem!reader

synopsis: you loved posting embarrassing picture (which were not embarrassing but actually cute) of Charles. until he did the same to you

genre: fluff, crack

★°Π•`:link to my master list ★.:Π•`°

a short ass smau 🥹

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yourusername isn't my boyfriend the cutest? (even if he gets judgy sometimes)

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user I love how y/n casually posts Charles cute pictures

user what's the story behind the second pic 🤔

yourusername ngl I literally had my phone on his face and he judged me like that 💔🥹

Charles_leclerc y/n baby I love you and all but you need to stop posting my not so good pictures. because I will and am gonna get my revenge.

yourusername omg Charles! how could you? these pictures are literally art captured by me. and you call them not so good!💔💔 my heart's broke

Charles_leclerc 🙄🙄🙄 dramatic

Pierregasly you're the only dramatic one here

Charles_leclerc 😐

maxversteppen1 New meme?

yourusername I hope so🙂‍↕️

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yourusername omggg! like Shut up right now like right nowwwwwww

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user she's sooooooo one of us like sooooo one of uses

user and I fucking love it?

user why he so baby girl sometimes 😭(he's a cutie though)

Liked by yourusername

user omg peirre and Charles look like one of those bestie girl duos 😭😭🥹🥹

Charles_leclerc I'm warning you ma Cherie

yourusername not scared at all cha

peirregasly Really? now I'm being dragged into this even though I was on your team

yourusername oh shucks! 🫥🫥🫥

Charles_leclerc I told you gasly! I told you🫡

carlossainz55 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

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Charles_leclerc just posted!

tagged/@yourusername

Charles_leclerc love you amour 🩷

yourusername 💔💔💔💔

yourusername 😅🥲🥹😔🫡🥺😰😨😿😰😓😞💔🙆🙅🤦

yourusername you 💔 betrayed 🥺 me😮‍💨 and 😨 I 😿 know 🥹 that 😰 you 😔 never 😢 feel 👹 sorry😓

Charles_leclerc I warned you earlier ma cherrie but u didn't stop❤️😘

maxversteppen1 😂😂😂

Charles_leclerc 😂😂😂

peirregasley 😂😂😂

carlossainz55 😂😂😂

landonorris 😂😂😂

yourusername how dare you?!?😰💔😔😢👹

username the last picture was cute though

username Charles just loves y/n too much

username 🥹they both are so silly I love it🫶

username 😭😭😭 Charles took revenge

username umm yeah revenge by posting"embarrassing" pictures 😭🥹

username I told you all he just loves her too much he can't even post actual embarrassing pictures 😂❤️

[darke15]

Rhymieeee 🖤😌 @rhymingtree

I watched Homecoming again for this so I came prepared.

Yesssssssss!!!

Yay more Ollie panic. I love it.

No but he's genuinely panicking omg

He’s got a lot going on right now. Including deciding whose side he needs to be on to survive Ghost and her escapades…

The fact that he never broke down in the middle of all his time with Alpha One or had a heart attack with all the stress... astounds me.

I’m sure there was some behind the scenes rants to Rook and his other Hydra friends. Like one of those teenagers from 80s movies who are sitting on their beds with corded phones ranting and gossiping with each other. 

Ned is the best part of this whole chapter. period. it's the truth and the only truth

Ned was a bunch of fun to write 

...what if peter does lay eggs tho that would be a fun visual

Nooooooo it wouldn’t…where would it come out of Rhymie? WHERE WOULD IT COME OUT???

Ghost's favorite travel activity is killing Nazis

Still waiting for her travel guide to drop with her packing essentials.

what if she recorded all of it like some kind of travel vlogger and edited a Killing Nazis montage with some lofi music in the background and like a sepia filter with a few added clips of like... European city skylines

Pfffffffftttt 😂😂😂

SHE REACHED POLAND???!!

She’s on a mission

SHE DISSOCIATED SO MUCH THAT SHE REACHED ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY???

She’s not all there anymore

.....if this is what she's like travelling it's best not to be her travel buddy

Really quiet car tho

NO NOT THE AMBUSH FLASHBACK DARKE

Don’t tell me what to do 

“Why do all the fucked up parts of my life start with an ambush?”

Maybe it's got something to do with your line of work, the people you associate with, all your life choices, the fact that you dissociate a lot while driving... honestly I could probably go on forever

😂😂😂

You’re in a city. We don’t need a repeat of Paris. Oh, killjoy. Just pull the pin. Do it. There could be civilians nearby— Just do it.

never go travelling without a moral compass

I’m really serious about this travel guide thing 

I love Ned's curiosity and support

He’s so silly, i love him

“Your girlfriend’s back in town, huh—”

heheheehe yes she iiiis

yahhhhhhhhhhssssss

“Who’s saying I don’t have her wrapped around mine?”

Boone Cavanaugh wrapped around a man's finger?? Never in a million years.

Not again…never again

“Act mad we lost Barnes and Walsh.” “You what?” Steve snapped, turning to him with a glare, “You what? Barton, are you fuckin’ kidding me?”

This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did

It made me giggle because i can see Steve’s face just drop on a dime

“Do Avengers have to pay taxes?”

.... actually do they? Or are they excempt from it because... they're technically government property.. or is Tony Stark the bajillionaire a tax evader?

Depends if they’re getting paid or nah, i think.

 “He’s cool. So was his girlfriend.” “Captain America has a girlfriend?” “Had.”

😐 darke

Wot? As far as peter knows Captain America isn’t lying and his girlfriend was killd by hydra

I wonder how Zac would feel if his job was described as being 'the guy in the chair'

He’d begrudgingly accept it. 

He keeps those little shits alive out there and he just gets 'guy in the chair' ouch

Nahhhhh they take care of him. They always make sure to take him out on the town after he saves their skins again

LIZ OMG LIZ

LIIIIIIZ

I’mma be completely honest i totally forgot about her until i was looking at Homecoming’s transcript

NO NOT ANOTHER ALPHA TWO AMBUSH FLASHBACK

Why not 😏it’s fun 

Darke how dare you

I thought it was good 

He’d just been able to get used to the sights and sounds and smells of Wakanda but New York City was an entirely different animal.

did he just call New York stinky?

Probably 

how come you're doing everything in your power to make me cry with this flashback after Jack just called New York stinky

Cuz he’s having feelings and you need to feel them too 

Even if he didn’t want to remember any of it. He did. He remembered all of it. All of it.

darke 😐

wHAT?

AND BOONE DYED HER HAIR BLUE WOOOOOAAAAH

yayyyyyyy

“You know what I mean,” Duke whispered, “I don’t wanna lose you. Jack, I can’t lose you.” “You won’t.” He shook his head quickly, his smile fading in an instant, “I’m not going anywhere.”

I am terrified for these two.

😀😀😀

Like the way they love each other and the things that have happened pretty much spell out the words doomed by the narrative and I am bracing myself for that doom

😀😀😀

Also I felt so bad for Ned during this whole thing he just waited for Peter the whole time

Same he looked so dejected and sad

MJ IS HEEEEERE MY QUEEEEN

Mj is so much fun 

MONTANA AND NEW YORK... REUNITED

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 AND HE'S ANGRY TOO SO...

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Angry, make up 🌶 is a damn good time

“I’m not happy with you, woman,” he hissed under his breath.

hot 😀

He’ll take it out on her later…🌶🌶🌶

“She says that he’s looking for weapons,” Boone said, perching on the edge of a three-legged table, “As far as we can tell, it’s gotta be someone stateside.”

Well, well, well.... who could that possibly be…

Hmmmm i dunno…who could it be 

who could possibly be supplying Walsh with plenty of highly lethal weapons in the States... in New York... where he is... hmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

it's the vulture it's definitely the vulture but dont tell them yet it's no fun if they know too soon

hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING FLASHBACKS TO THE AMBUSH WHYYYY

Because it’s fun for me to watch you suffer

“That’s it. We’re out of time. With her or without her, we’re finishing it.”

I'm so excited you dont even know

😈😈😈

She wasn’t doing it because she wanted to keep them safe, she was doing it to distract herself from the rage that they shared. The rage that had been amplified by unwanted chemicals and experiments. (F/N) had stopped fighting it, she’d allowed her baser instinct to take over. She was…gone.

Jesus christ darke…

What do you want from me?

this was not on the travel itinerary

😈😈😈

but in all seriousness Jack's identity crisis is terrifying to read

He’s trying really hard to be who he used to be but he’s being pulled in different directions 

He was Jack fuckin’ Bennet.

You know who else is fucking Jack Bennet? 😀

It's Duke and he is very proud of that

Pfffffffffftttttttttt 😂😂😂😂😂

It was New York fuckin’ City, where anything could happen.

That should be their new tourism tagline

Fr fr 

But…Ned? Ned was counting on him. Even if he was the one that got them in this mess in the first place.

Ned comes before all else

He really does. Peter needs to get is priorities straight…maybe he needs some help…

wait i just had a thought

how did Liz --a high school senior--have the time to throw a massive houseparty?

does she not have constant projects to do... tests? the impending doom of college and what the future holds breathing down her neck? because that's what I'm dealing with right now and I barely have time to sit and read let alone throw parties

It’s before homecoming so they’re still in their first few months of school. Plus i think she’s more of an extrovert and we’re both…not that 

jesus with everything going on I forgot about the ambush on

Same 😀

A low growl cracked from Bucky’s throat as he snapped the tablet in two before chucking both halves at the man and surging toward him, latching onto his collar.

😀 hot

yahhhhhhhhhhhsssssssss

Omg I didn't realize those gauntlets came from brock rumlow

😈😈😈

“Oh, my butt!”

I love Peter

Same he’s adorable

“What the heck?” he yelled, fighting back against the talon with a grunt before a purple ball of energy cracked through the sky

Hey that's your future girlfriend's dad you're grappling with Pete

Future homecoming date before he ruins her life’s dad 

He really screwed this one up. At least it was a strange man with a mask that found him instead of Mr. Stark.

That would be really embarrassing.

Well, in another world, sure

also tony is busy... like really busy.

mmhhmmmmmm

Silent Bob... oh my god Peter

He’s trying his best, it’s hard to name things 

The New York Shadow... That makes him sound like an urban serial killer

He’s one bad day away from losing his shit…just like ghost

hahah Doctor Noodle puts tabs on his notes

He’s got a girl to keep track of and she’s incredibly difficult

“Wraith has outlived his usefulness,”

OH SHIT

OH SHIT

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIIIT

😈😈😈

things keep taking turns at some point we'll just circle right back to the start.

😏😏😏

i'm so so so excited to see more of Peter's arc and Jack's development

I think they’ve each got things to teach each other

This was so so so gooood darke

Thank youuuuuuuuu 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

CHAPTER 91: GREAT POWER, GREAT RESPONSIBILITY

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around. 

&

To all my Anonymous Avengers, 

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers. 

Thank you,

Darke

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“Hey!” Peter yelled, vaulting over the fence, “Wait! Where are we going?”

“We're not going anywhere,” the Shadow said, continuing to march through the brush and back toward the bridge where they had first started, “You’re taking that back to Stark and figuring out where the hell it came from.”

“Aw, man.” Peter frowned, “But we made such a good team.”

The Shadow paused, looking him over with a shake of his head, “There’s somethin’ comin’, Spider-Man. You have to be ready.”

Peter’s frown deepened as the man stepped further into the darkness.

“What does that mean?” he asked, moving after the man before he froze. The man was gone, he’d seemingly melted into the night.

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[nikosamaki]

What’s your opinion about their DOWN part: Warnings: NSFW, BODY PARTS, NO MINORS

Lucifer:

As expected from The Avatar of Pride, he has a large size –but not that much you think like it would tear you up!!-; its length is 22cm (How fascinating!) with a diameter of 5 cm (Mannnnnnn… It’s a BRILLIANT size for a man; don’t you dare to say it is NOT 😂🔪). Due to having a nice size, he’s extremely proud of himself –his cock, of course.

However, you never tell him that you really like his size –you probably know if you tell him, there is NO way back and you’ll have LONG nights for years😊. Every time you do THAT, you both reach to a very delightful result (I meant the orgasm).

Mammon:

Not having the size like Lucifer, but his size is very suitable for his body (It’s not small that cannot give you the BEST feeling, it’s just medium). Its length is about 19 with a diameter of 4 (Ahhhhh… What a GORGEOUS thoughts you have☺).

Even though he’s size –the cock- is smaller than Luci and Beel, he love it! –DUDE… He’s a MODEL with that size!!! So why not being proud?.

Also he knows that you’re OBSESSED with it; every night you confirm it with your sweet MOANS… What a bad liar you are😉.

Levi:

As same size as Mam has! –most of the time, they have arguments about who has the longest cock :/ … *Writer sighs*-, but there’s a HUGE difference between Levi’s cock and the others… He has TWO!!! -Saints! It gives DOUBLE pleasure!! DAMN… You can NOT leave that man (Please ATTENTION that it’s my idea and NOT real… I guess you’ve seen the pics of him that has 2 instead of 1).

In spite of having 2 unlike others, he’s a bit SHY (Oww… Cute😄) –but when he’s around you and has a lot DESIRE, FUCK being shy, he’s a WILD & HUNGRY BEAST which wants to taste ALL of your BODY!!!!

Satan:

Well, he has the same diameter like Luci but the difference is his length which is 20 -2 cm smaller than Luci that makes him angry and jealous… *Again writer sighs* (I don’t get them😐). All in all, he’s satisfied with his size that’s NOT smaller than now –he’s got a point about his brothers’s cock🤣… (This is the end of being MEAN😂).

It’s not the only thing that he’s satisfied with, the most important thing is he can make you feel AWESOME -the greatest climax you can ever feel- and he goes REALLY CRAZY due to your sweet voice.

Like Luci, you don’t tell him how CRAZY you are about his cock; once you said, you’re tied up and welcome to your HEAVEN.

Asmo:

Among the brothers, he and Belphie have the smallest one –NOT as small as pinky finger🤣🤣- its length is somehow about 17 with a diameter of 3.4 –but still he’s as LUSTFUL as ever… Having a smaller cock doesn’t change the FACT that he’s the avatar of LUST😉 (I’m pretty sure that you get me). As I mentioned about his size, he dies to see Luci’s COCK whenever he has the CHANCE (He’s NOT the ONLY ONE HERE😂… I can feel it and I’m counted with the “AGREE” group) –as he said: “He’s my SEXIEST brother, so why not ENJOY as MUCH as I can of the moments I see?” (Has a GOOD point).

But baby, Don’t forget those sweet nights that he makes you to become a BAD BITCH  -whereas he has the smallest size, he knows MORE than of his brother about *** and how to make you HORNY (Still waters run deep!!!).

Beel:

Son of a BISCUIT!!! He has the BIGGEST size!!! –even than Luci!-, its length is 24 with a diameters of 6!! (The HELL, if Luci doesn’t tear you up, well, HE WILL! How on the THREE WORLDS? Is it POSSIBLE ??😶). To be honest, he doesn’t care about his size or feeling proud!!!! – unlike his brothers-, but if you say you like it… That’s a different story 😊.

He’s the avatar of GLUTTONY, so he has a HUGE desire when it comes to you –I meant your body- and he doesn’t have any switch off button which makes you both to reach infinitive pleasures till got tired.

Belphie:

As I said about Asmo, applies to him –they’ve the same size- and his opinion about it, is just like Beel’s behavior :/ (In one of my stories, I said that this twins have a problem with things like that😑).

Furthermore, he enjoys seeing you under him while you’re moaning and begging for MORE (He definitely inherited this moral from Satan).

[rachaeljurassic]

So, part two of Sunday's double bill

😁

Questions?

Has Jack learned ANY lessons from Paddy?

Has Phryne recovered from Jack actually touching her with purpose?

Has Dot recovered from being shouted at by Hugh?

And is Jack allowed to arrest Hugh's mum?

🤔

Also though, how painful that the reason Dot gave, right at the beginning, for not thinking it was a good idea to date Hugh has turned out to be the reason that all this is happening

😢

Ah, lots of floaty ladies

😊

Oh dear, Aunt P

😞

OMG it's just getting worse

😨

Oh, she's hosting a sanitorium, and things are a bit much

"They're far too wealthy for that, they're just unwell"

🤣

Sounds about right!

And who the HELL is THAT????????

*reluctant* 🥃

Where's HUGHHHHHHHH???????

😭

"Miss Fisher, at last"

His face, trying to ignore that other policeman on the floor

😐

And Phryne tells Jack exaclty what happened

😆

And then stands up in the most suggestive way imaginable

🥵

"Shall I leave now"

NO JACK, JEEZ, you are STILL not getting this!!!!!

🤦‍♀️

Hugh's gone fishing. Nooooooooo. Shut up Constable Interloper!!!! He IS coming back, stop upsetting Dot.

😡

Oh but his face throughout his first experience of Phrack Murder Investigation synchronicity

😦

Yes, you get on with the searching, the lady and I will be interviewing suspects.

The Constable *what the hell kind of operation IS this?*

😆

Oh HOW DARE that woman talk about Arthur like that!?

😡

But at least she's getting some information, although who knows how reliable it is

OK, I'm thinking that it's not Betsy who was consumed with lust

😂

And I have to say that outfit Phryne is wearing, I LOVE that top thingy (fashion is NOT my forte, I have no idea hoe to describe it lol)

Oh god I love the way Aunt P said

"very bed hebit"

😂

Oh poor P, I don't like you being sad

🙁

My god that new guy is very keen

But how long has Hugh been gone

😢

MACCCCCCCC

😍

OMG that whole exchange about the "electric massager"

🤣🤣🤣

Phryne and Mac having the BEST time EVER!

"A what?"

Phryne and Mac's coordinated look at him

😂

Their expersions throughout

😏

Mac leaning forward on the table to get the BEST POSSIBLE VIEW of this, because it's gonna be good

😆

Jack going from

🤔

to

😮

to

😳

"Have you seen one before?"

*Nods* oops *shakes his head* damn *how do I play this without looking like an innocent fool but also without looking like I'm TOO into that stuff?*

And strangely Jack doesn't see the point of this line questioning

😂

Mac and Phryne do though

😏

"Mr Freud would be terribly interested in that"

Oh Mac, you've decided to join in on the torture, I'm sooooo glad

😍

Phryne's very interested too

🤭

And Mac and the end trying SO hard not to laugh

😂

[kokokabana]

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞

✧ Skylar Quinn and Jaden Bower ✧ Business Major Rebel ✧ adrenaline, fashion, sweets, true crime, parties, sex, technology, movies, romance, games, travel, sports

Classic bad boy committing petty crime and telling you “to live a little”, but once you get closer to him, he opens up to you and shows his romantic and vulnerable side. He’s like putty in your hands.

« 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰

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How to read this guide

The choices are portrayed like this: A | B. The one in bold or with an exclamation mark gets you (the most) affection.

Sometimes both choices work! They get you a different dialogue from your match, but you or they give the same amount of emoji reactions, balancing everything out.

Make sure to equip the interest that is about to be unlocked when you fill up that relationship bar! That gives you 15 additional gems. Don’t accept the gems and close the app if you haven’t already.

Message me or comment below if you found something else!

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Chat History

#1 Texting

✧ Yeah! I render ALL my matches speechless | Most people write… you know… WORDS

✧ You’re too cute for pick-ups lines → 🍬! | 🧀

✧ So far, so good | Try harder → I’m passing the first contact test? → 😉 | 💋!

✧ Is that a challenge, Skylar/Jaden? 😏 (gem choice for 120 💎) | What if I’m boring according to you? → A date with me ❤️ → 😏! | 🤔 -> free clothing item 🎁 (black bathing suit with purple blue robe)

OR

✧ Is that a challenge, Skylar/Jaden? 😏 (gem choice for 120 💎) | What if I’m boring according to you? → I like… the ceiling too? → 😏! | 😂

✧ I’m a college student | postgrad life! → Mathematics | Design → I’m the whole package | LOL, I’m overselling myself

✧ The fun stuff? | Agree!

✧ We’ve just met 😐 | Let’s say I like you a bit

✧ filled up relationship bar 1x

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#2 Texting

✧ Damn, stop being so charming! | Ha, ha, ha. Not funny.

✧ Ok, ok. I’m sorry for leaving you hanging mid chat. → 💋! | 😊

✧ Talking to several people 🫢 | You’re the only one ❤️

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#3 Texting

✧ 1st CG for 180 💎 -> 😱! | 😮

(still figuring it out ✧ Truth | Dare -> unlocks choice in the next part)

✧ You still have the stolen car!? | OMG. Run for your freedom! → I parked in an alleyway. Safety first 😉 → 💋! | 😂

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#4 Texting

✧ omg, I was so worried! | I’m impressed! → So… you’ve been dreaming about me 😜 → 😏! | 🫢

✧ 2nd CG for 300 💎 -> 🌶! | 🔥

✧ You look cute 😜 | SO. DAMN. HOT.

(removed dialogue? ✧ Dare → Perfect, because you still have a “dare” to complete → 😏! | 😳)

✧ filled up relationship bar 2x if you bought the pictures and picked every perfect choice

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Full Relationship Bar

-> depending on how many gem scenes you’ve bought and correct dialogues you’ve picked, you’ll get this CG after filling up the relationship bar twice

✧ 3rd CG

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#5 First Date

✧ Are you excited to meet irl, because I couldn’t sleep last night → 🤔 | 😘!

✧ YOU LEFT ME BEHIND, ASSHOLE!! | Where are you?! 😭

✧ I don’t care!! | Oh no… are you in trouble?

✧ I’m about to get nabbed and I can’t stop thinking about you in that outfit 😍 -> 🥹! | 🙄 (gift-related)

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#6 Texting

✧ Ok… that made me laugh (gem choice for 120 💎) | Not funny 💔

→ only for boosting

✧ Hard to argue with that… | I was just expecting more of you

✧ Don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy your date 😉 → 😏! | 🤔

✧ You can try… | How?

✧ But I’m going to need some time to make it GREAT → 🎉! | 🙄

✧ Ps. Can’t wait to get to know you better, MC 😘 → 😉! | 👍

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#7 Texting

✧ I can handle “risky” | I think you meant to say “illegal”

✧ I am one of a kind! 🙂 | “Like me”? What is that supposed to mean?! → I wanted to take you out in the perfect date → 🎉! | 🙂

OR

✧ I am one of a kind! 🙂 | “Like me”? What is that supposed to mean?! → I’ve been thinking for 2 days on how to impress you → 🥹! | ⏳

✧ 4th CG for 300 💎 → 🥹! | 👍

✧ It’s a research facility that creates cutting edge technology → 🎉! | 😐

✧ Just type 😈 | But I might reward you if you do 😉

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#8 Texting

✧ Promise 😄 | I can’t. This sounds shady 🫢

✧ I LOVE CHOCOLATE ❤️ | I don’t eat chocolate → Me neither! → ❤️! |👍

✧ Hahaha, sell the family business and switch majors? → 😍 | 👍!

✧ I’m sure you had your reasons (gem choice for 120 💎) | Well… you’re screwed 😂 → not worth for extra dialogue, only boost

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#9 Texting

✧ I can’t get you off my mind either | Oh, really? Cool cool

✧ I want to do it! → 🎉! | 👍

✧ No, no! I want to help! | You know I’m your best shot

✧ I’ll do it!… but I’m making sexy edits to that pic 😈 (gem choice for 120 💎) | Do it!!

✧ Not happening → 😈! | 👎

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#10 Texting

✧ ………yes. You were right. → 🎉! | 👏

✧ Let’s be lame together | So think of something cooler 😜

✧ Hahaha, ok | Ouch 😄

✧ You told me to go. I obeyed 😉 → 💏! | 🙄

✧ 5th CG for 300 💎

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#11 Texting

✧ Im sure it’s not THAT bad | I would be scared too

✧ 6th CG for 300 💎

✧ There’s a third one in critical condition -> 😱! | 👎

✧ I don’t want to put you in danger, MC -> 🥹! | 🙂

✧ I’ll be careful | No problem, I’m a total ninja 😎

✧ Far left corner. Crime/Mystery section -> 😂! | 🙄

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#12 Texting & Second Date

✧ It’s ok. I made it in!! | I can’t believe I’m taking this risk 🙄

✧ Yes! I’ll go with you. (gem scene for 150 💎) | I need to finish college first. -> didn’t expect a hot scene haha nice

✧ Yes. Wait. -> 💋! | 😐

I’m destroying my phone. I don’t want to get you into trouble. -> ☹️ | 😱!

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#13 Texting

✧ Definitely saw my life flash before my eyes -> 😭! | 😮

✧ That’s intense... | That sounds really rough ☹️

✧ That makes me feel so special 😊 | You’re putting me in a lot of danger!

✧ Convince me this is you 😉 (gem choice for 150 💎) | This feels like a trap!

✧ Why are you so adamant about meeting up...are YOU setting ME up?? -> 😱! | 🫢

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#14 Texting

✧ 7th CG for 300 💎

✧ That’s really harsh | There are some valid points 🥹

✧ You ☹️ -> ❤️! | ����

✧ I know, it like physically hurts almost 😭 | I wish you were touching me rn 💦

✧ The beauty of dating a fugitive HAHA -> 🌶! | 🙄

✧ clothing item 🎁 (this should be ur 2nd one apparently)

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#15 Texting

✧ Be right there! | Super sketchy…

✧ You know my kisses are reason enough (gem choice for 180 💎) | I want to be… but give me time. -> should have been only 120 gems worth, you get a make-out session with him. teasing him gets you a bit more dialogue

✧ I’ll be in touch when the heat dies down. -> 😘 | ❤️!

✧ Seeing you look all badass like that made it all worth it 😉 -> 😄 | 😉! (gift-related)

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#16 Texting

✧ How can I help? | Do I even want to know? 🫢

✧ That must be the person who burned down the lab -> 🤔 | 😱!

✧ I’m onboard | No! That’s nuts!

✧ If I found out who burned down the lab, I’ll be free to sweep you off your feet -> 😭 | 🥹!

✧ Then you need make it worth my while 😉 (gem choice for 150 💎) | I’m concerned… for both of us

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#17 Texting

✧ A janitor’s overalls, fake wig, and the worst fake mustache 😬 -> 🤮 | 😂!

✧ I want to see you in that disguise so bad! | 🤮 Now all I can picture is some gross porn stache

✧ But you already know I’m better with my hands than abstract digital stuff 😏😏 -> 😳 | 😏!

✧ Flirting mid B&E? I like it 😜 (gem choice for 150 💎) | This is not the time.

✧ That’s what I was going to suggest! | I never would have thought of that

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#18 Texting

✧ You’re not!! | You’re only realizing this now? 😂

✧ But you didn’t do any of that! | It’s ok to feel overwhelmed

✧ You were a match for me 🙂 | But together we have a shot 🙂

✧ I think I’m going to turn myself in 😐 -> 😭 | 😱!

✧ You can’t and you NEED to hear me out (gem choice for 150 💎) | I guess that’s it between us then? -> two screens of dialogue

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#19 Texting

✧ I gave it a shot but there’s no way I can make it on my own 😫 -> 😬 | 😭!

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#20 Texting

✧ But it looks like I’m just going to have to get it myself -> 🙄 | 🫢!

✧ This is exciting! | If this is the only option…

✧ You have to give a little bit too 😏 (gem choice for 150 💎) | This is the last law I break for you! -> it’s so worth it! He’s declaring his love for you. no sexting! just pure fluff and love confessions

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#21 Texting

✧ 🤔 Mrs. Price used to be married to the Police Commissioner -> 🎉! | 😮

✧ You genius 👏 | Hopefully they’re still on good terms 😬

✧ Good question LOL | Because you’re innocent

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#22 Texting

✧ Which makes her the perfect ally! | Really?? OMG!

✧ They’re meeting tomorrow at the Police Department -> 🔥! | 😮

✧ Of course! | I don't think im up for it...

✧ 8th CG for 300 💎

✧ See – no one will see our faces 😉😉 -> 😂! | 🙄

✧ I need your support now more than ever -> 😫 | 🥹!

✧ Oh, we’ll never sleep 💦 | That sounds like heaven!

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#23 Texting & Third Date

✧ I was born ready (gem choice for 180 💎) | This is as far as I go. -> idk how the free date version looks like. do you just stand outside and hear the noise or what? absolutely buy man, this is a like heist movie

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#24 Texting

✧ Thank god! | How am I not supposed to worry??

✧ I bet the Police Commissioner has so much dirty laundry! | I guess this is the point of no 😮 return

✧ I’m not letting you leave | I hope they have a solution we aren’t seeing

✧ …I love you → 😍! | 🫢

✧ I love you too (gem choice for 210 💎) | Uhh… → only for boost

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#25 Texting

✧ You’re an arrogant ass 🙄 | Wow you’re confident... 😏

✧ So you want to talk about it? 😉 (gem choice for 180 💎) | I can’t even with that LOL → instead of the normal cocky/confident and flirty rebel, we get to see why he’s putting up this front. I love him.

✧ I promise to come back to you. This isn’t the end of anything 😘 → 🥹 | 💋!

✧ I know you will 😍 | You’re leaving that quick? 😳

✧ clothing item 🎁 (blue dress for 340 💎)

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#26 Texting & Fourth Date

✧ Kinda ruins the whole dangerous fugitive vibe 😂 | Of course a candy heir would be hiding out in style...

✧ Nothing but the best for this fugitive 😉 → 😋 | 😂!

✧ I have some ideas of my own… (gem choice for 210 💎) | As long as it stays tame... → I fucking hate this game. His story reached this point of gem inflation and you give me 17 screens of nothing, it doesn’t even hint how you FINALLY do it. I… need to read some redemption smut to ease the pain in my gem wallet

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#27 Texting

✧ I miss you already! | Now my anxiety can settle down…

✧ 9th CG for 330 💎

✧ If I gave them this phone, I wouldn’t be talking to you rn -> 🫢 | 😱!

✧ Get to the bottom of whatever is going on | Maybe just relax for once 🙂

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#28 Texting

✧ She sounds impressive ☹️ | Aren’t grannies supposed to be sweet? 🍬

✧ One of the accounts was the ghost account -- The one that hired the Police Commissioner to frame me for arson. The one I couldn’t track… → 🤔 | 😱!

✧ Is she evil? | I have no words…

✧ That sounds way too risky... (gem choice for 180 💎) | What could go wrong? → 2 screens of fluff from his side, more for boost tbh

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#29 Texting

✧ There is no escape for me and she holds ALL of the power -> 😭 | 😱!

✧ WTF is wrong with her?? | That’s chilling...

✧ 10th CG for 330 💎 -> Skylar | Jaden (will be added when I reached the latest playable part)

✧ We won’t let her get away with this! | Be careful

✧ Everyone has a weak point | And you need to protect yourself

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#30 Texting

✧ ...although I love being selfish with you 😉 -> 😍! | 😭

✧ I’m not giving up that easy! (gem choice for 180 💎) | If that’s what you want.

-> short cute fluff but only for boost

✧ Damn straight! | Thank god!

✧ Another way to exonerate you... | A way for us to be together!

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#31 Texting & Fifth Date

✧ I told you so 😏 | I’m so proud of you for asking 😄

✧ No chance 😏 | Uh oh… 😱

✧ But in order to get the evidence you have to go RIGHT NOW to that alley where we met before 😮 -> 😄! | 🫢

✧ YES! Now I get to be the bad one 😎 (gem choice for 180 💎) | Sure…

-> you run to the informant of Mrs Price and get some shady while having a video call with him but you don’t have a long cute moment with him, not worth it. the sorry progresses on even if you don’t have info about the police commissioner

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#34 Texting and Sixth Date

✧ Of course I do! (gem choice for 210 💎) | I want to focus on other stuff.

-> so cute! he talks about his father. it gets emotional. a little too short for 210 gems tho

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#35 Texting

✧ Everything’s going to come crashing down now! | Who knows what the fallout will be??

✧ And Mrs. Price told me they started an investigation into the Police Commissioner and his corruption! -> 👏 | 🔥!

✧ What are we going to do when you’re free (gem choice for 180 💎) | Just don’t get your hopes up

-> 1.5 screens of PG-13 flirting, only for boost

✧ He deserves it! 😏 | You’re going to be free soon 😋

✧ He had been killed! -> 😱! | 😬

✧ Get out of there! | Hide!

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#36 Texting

✧ !!!! omg! You’re alive! | Nice of you to FINALLY text me.

✧ You are verrrry lucky | Are you, like, Superman? | Poor baby! Want me to kiss it better? 😉

✧ 11th CG for 330 💎

-> Skylar | Jaden (will be added when I reached the latest playable part)

✧ It’s kinda hot, tbh -> 🙄 | 🔥!

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#37 Texting

to be played…