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Love that Herodotus left my ship to go off on his own adventures and my character decides to immediately go to the Underworld.
#all to cure my broken heart of one of my best friends LEAVING ME#like how dare dude#how fucking dare#if i don't get to reunite with one of my other best friends Brasidas i might cry again#also#you guys do not want to know how long it took me to remember who the fuck Adonis was mythologically when i met him#literally had OSP greek videos in the background a few hours after meeting him and heard Red go#“I'm not crazy by the way Tamus had his own cult and it was imported to Greece under the name Adonis”#and i went IT IS THE DEAD BOYFRIEND#HOW DID I MISS THIS#cause whoops#i probably misspelled Tamus#oh well#faith talks#faith plays ac odyssey
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Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.
Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.
#my art#acotar#acotar fanart#tamlin#rhysand#acofas#acowar#acofas is enemy mine#stop coming to his house to bully tamlin challenge#i don't care if rhys comes with an excuse to discuss the boarders he goes off over the MILDEST shit#'i don't want illyrian brutes in my lands'#DDDD: how dare you?????#dude you don't want illyrian brutes in your lands either i don't see them hangining out in velaris#the dudes who die en masse every blood rite coz they'd rather kill each other than climb a mountain#who mutilate their women and would rather discard a weapon if a woman touched it#yeah why wouldn't you want an army of those in your war ravaged lands truly a mystery#rhys coming in with “”“harsh truths”“” more like rhys being a petty bitch#tamlin saves his mate AND HIM from being hella dead without asking for anything back#lost all respect for him in that scene#dude's comepletely winning at life and still can't leave well enough alone#i don't need them to be friends again just stop coming to the spring court#pro tamlin#anti rhysand#anti inner circle
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so did your mello ever give that black lip stain a try? like once? for funsies? did matt catch him in the middle of contemplating if this was the move and simply being walked in on had him reject the idea of ever trying again?
You're referring to that coloured manga lipstick Mello wears for some reason, right? :'D Love the thought of them walking in on each other trying out things hehe
#thanks for the ask thursday!! <333#i know im prude and boring but neither of my guys regularly wears makeup or gets pierced or tattooed#i know i know booooo zimt#shame on me#how dare i#i gave them body hair and sweat stains instead :)#they are cucumbers with anxiety just like the rest of us#fanart#ask#death note#comic#sketch#mellodramattic#m2#mello#matt#mihael keehl#mail jeevas#miles jeevas#dn au 2.0#dn au 2.1#lipstick#guys being dudes#my art
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"but young sam was watching him, across thirty years"
i genuinely can't explain what that line did to my brain chemistry but it fucked it up GOOD. like. imagine IMAGINE going back in time and meeting ur younger self who is naive and eager and so so painfully young and trying to teach yourself at least SOMETHING of what you've learnt from your father figure. and now YOU'RE your father figure. vimes spent the WHOLE BOOK trying to control the "beast" and do the right thing and he controlled it for HIMSELF in the end. because there are some things you owe yourself and your inner child is watching you always and young sam was watching him across thirty years and and and and. ive been having a panic attack for a whole hour if anyone was wondering
#what the FUCK#sam vimes#night watch#gnu terry pratchett#discworld#this is from last night but it was too incoherent for me to post#like. i was a MESS after night watch dude how DARE you terry how very DARE YOU
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I have to say when it comes for episode 107 I'm on the camp of this feeling wrong. Like, two gods' plan is to just let Ludinus just have his way? And just assume that the vessel won't get them? The Wildmother showed Orym the time Predathos came to town, it took out two of them in a blink and the Titans did the heavy lifting, it chased them from Tengar to Exandria without concept of navigation so it's foolish to think they won't do the same this time around. Running forever isn't a life even the infinite should be pursuing. Corellon is cheeky and flirty but it's a mask for being deflective and honestly a little cowardly. What you're asking and trying to persuade with gifts requires the Hells to entertain sacrificing one of their own, which they shouldn't (and I'm hopeful they won't, because that'd be to me at least be a character betrayal since they have always prioritized each other over the gods) consider doing even for any kind of promise, and treating it like it's a necessity, as if leaving like you've decided you want to do now is your 'sacrifice'? Even if being a vessel and still being of sound mind was a viable option with proof that it can work that way, there are too many unknown factors that it seems not even the gods have answers for, so it should all trail back to the fact that this is STILL not a risk worth taking and Ludinus should not be having his way.
I guess part of this feeling comes down to the fact that this was not what I was hoping to get out of the episode; I'm always open to being surprised (because I often am) but it has to be in a good way, this was not a good way. But we'll have to see where it goes, this is a proposal of two gods against a majority yet to say their piece and could still be heard out, I still trust Matt's vision and Abu DM's like smooth butter, but the god debate admittedly continues to wear on me - we were already in a state where we were open to talk but now they're conspiring against one another too? Can we not just focus on Plan A: Unite to Stop Ludinus from releasing Predathos? Evoroa literally said Ludinus' plan is to divide why are we sowing more division? Couldn't just kill Zathuda and take his dragon for Fearne...this should've been Bell's Hells' big win to make up for Otohan but now for me at least it feels a little sour.
#critical role#cr spoilers#c3 spoilers#c3e107#bells hells#corellon the arch heart#ludinus da'leth#predathos#fearne calloway#imogen temult#man when the stormlord sees that ring they're gonna go 'dude I called dibs on the lightning girl!'#it's good stats at least minus the last ditch 'meteor or death'#is that Imogen's relic now? Because I was still hoping for like a weather staff (I called it the Weathervein) for her - can she double dip?#but why save Zathuda? If you have questions there's the Speak with the Dead bracelet#Fearne at least may've won over the Unseelie by noting Ludinus' fey absorbing to one of their emissaries#and Ashton got to slushify Simul-Ludinus and pulled out most of the group from the collapsing temple#Braius this is like 3 gods you're trying to bid for you#but yeah Corellon I'm kinda disappointed in you because how dare you ask them to sacrifice Fearne or Imogen!#you wanna act righteous put yourself in the line of fire - don't risk Calamity 2.0 and plot to turn tail and run#Matron please tell me you're not the other god - help push the 'stop predathos first then we'll negotiate the after as equals' idea#can't rule out that this is actually Azzy M too
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hm. idk, maybe the reason Luke Newton isn't announcing new projects or posting any Bridgerton content is because some of you demons treated him like hot trash instead of a creative that you wanted more work from and he decided fuck it, this isn't worth the stress. you know, like a lot of creatives who get mistreated do?
like this is a man who went from couch surfing in a friend's house and bartending to make ends meet, deciding that the Bridgerton audition was the last one he'd do before he quit, to suddenly being recognized on the street because that last audition propelled him to star in a global show where fans who have zero media comprehension blamed him for his character's actions and literally stalked him at any hotel he happens to stay at. he went from being a dude doing musical theatre and shopping at thrift stores and recording random songs with friends and posting silly memes on Twitter to being harassed on his only social media page and his friends insulted and his partners bullied by his supposed 'fans' and anything he posts being so microanalyzed that he can't do a damn thing without someone coming out the woodwork screaming about how he's the WORST and won't he think of the FANS!?
like damn he can't have a girlfriend without being harassed, he can't travel without being harassed, he can't like or not like social media posts without being harassed, he can't post a fucking MEME without being harassed, he can't take a vacation or cut his hair or hold someone's hand or just live his life without being blamed for some bullshit or another. but yeah, okay, 'when will Luke Newton come back?' as if it isn't your fault he's AWOL now
#luke newton#colin bridgerton#polin#lukola#bridgerton#bridgerton has a bullying problem- from kanthony fans to benophie (i see y'all with your anti blogs and your mean opinions) to polin#y'all lukolas say you're fans but most of you are the ones microanalyzing and feeling entitlement to this dude#and you know what?#jakola#because y'all straight up sip the hateraid and lbsr rn and call a spade a spade: you don't know this jack (jake? idk and idc) dude#you don't care about his achievements and aren't fans of his 'work'#you just want your stand-in avatar nic to have male attention as if male validation is the end all be all of a woman's success#and you see luke as the stand in for all the men who hurt you in the past but like he is literally not doing anything and y'all will be mad#and project that he somehow hurt nic as well by 'rejecting' her for his girlfriend who you hate because lbr she's conventionally attractive#when NICOLA Is conventionally attractive TOO ffs#how dare y'all make me step up to bat for a white man this way#leave him alone#aren't you exhausted?#'he didn't like xyz social media post and his girlfriend gives me the ick and he's not posting and appeasing me and blahblahblah' shut up#like y'all shut down at someone so much as raising their voice at you or posting some mild criticism for your bad takes#but you expect a man who has openly revealed his ADHD and anxiety to be the punching bag for all your vitriol#because he's not living his life in a way YOU approve of? like who are YOU to dictate how someone does and does not exist on this earth?#do some soul searching#do i love Luke's acting and want more of it and for him to star in everything i wanna watch? of course#but rn i'm gently cradling his face going 'baby you should RUN' because y'all are the PITS#YOU are the problem#one day y'all will realize that
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IF I SPEAK 😳 NO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK 😳 the tags will be my (and your) safe space
Source: De Volkskrant
#he is so boyfriend in the first picture!!!#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP#his STARE in the second pic#genuinely gives me butterflies HOW DARE YOU ANDREW#DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HAIRRRRR#ANDREW. ANDY. SIR.#I CANNOT POSTPONE THAT FUNERAL WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THIS#also dude from one fuckass white converse lover to another- what's your secret to keeping them white and clean?#andrew hozier byrne#the man that you are#hozier#unreal unearth UNWELL#!!!#wastelandposting
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All photos (and a gif) of these karate men in one place
#I am vibrating#I meant to post this when I woke this morning but a couple of photos were missing so it got stuck in drafts. and I got busy😫 dammit#yall don’t understand what this meeeeans to me#Im about to say something I’ve already said. i know i know. cant I stop the repititon? but bear with me#If I don’t get one scene of Johnny watching these dudes fight with a cold drink just enjoying the drama he’s caused with his pretty face#Daniel like: how dare you laugh at Mike’s idiotic jokes—#Mike: Idiotic? who the hell do you think you are?#Chozen: ‘stands shoulder to shoulder with Johnny and giggles with him about the fight’#Daniel: ‘sees’ Chozen…step away from him…#Chozen: ‘already cracking his knuckles excited for a fight’#Johnny: ‘somehow now in a beach chair with an ice tea and summer clothes’#roster#cobra kai#karate kid#mike barnes#chozen toguchi
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ohhh i just know magneto is so pathetic in bed constantly asking charles if he’s making him feel good and charles just praising him like 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
THIS IS WHAT I LOG ON TO THIS WEBSITE FOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
#nsft#dont look in here im filthy#snap chats#LETS GOOOOOO //SLAMS LOUD CORRECT BUZZER// now if i may cook.#see heres the thing i know charles is erik's favorite word....#erik dont even whimper or moan he'll just say charles' name with varying degrees of lust LARJALKRJG#see MY favorite flavor of erik is him starting out confident and Dare I Say cocky#until he inevitably melts into a desperate needy mess trying to maintain his composure (✿◡‿◡)#like walk with me walk with me: his breathing getting heavier as he presses his lips together trying to keep quiet Girls......#the only thing he allows himself to do is pant charles' name I Hope He Squirms And He Has To Try SO Hard To Maintain His Rhythm#i dont think erik would ever FULLY lose it but he'd be very close and that's still very hot to me.. maybe a bit more who's to say..#sorry .... i just like the Attempts at restraint but still seeing the chips and cracks in it.... like the dam never Fully being broken#but tantalizingly close enough until he comes ... like Cmon Just A Little More.. for some reason that tickles my brain (╯▽╰ )#bonus points if the script gets flipped and now charles gets a bit of a tude/ego with erik ....#dude fuck my tag limit HOW am i supposed to talk bout charles fuckin erik now !!!!!!#AND ITS SO EVIL CAUSE I KNOW CHARLES WOULD SPEAK SO SWEETLY yet in such context.... how lecherous..#LISTEN i just know he's a waist grabber i am certain charles is a waist grabber to keep erik steady while he rides him#'charles cant handle all that' is just my jealous cope because theres SO much to handle and i know charles handsy as hell#i KNOW he touching every curve and every groove on erik's body he doesnt enjoy himself Ever so my god he will indulge#see old people making out crazy tho Theyre Old they dont give a fuck and this is far from their first rodeo#they are shoving each other's tongues down their throats kinda gross if we're honest but what can you do...#thats just how they roll... esp if youre a repressed mfer like charles.#If We're Talking About Dams Breaking then charles is fully letting the dam break when he gets to be intimate with erik#I HAVE CLASS IN AN HOUR WHAT THA FUCKKKK NOW how am i supposed to think of old man sex. jesus christ this is a NIGHTMARE#ending my tags here i fear... sorry i typed up a whole lotta bull fuck i had to put the demons somewhere 😔 let these tags be my plum jar
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The disappointment.
Warden Surana, Morrigan / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware
#dragon age#dragon age fan art#comic#warden surana#morrigan#bioware#dao#dragon age origins#hero of ferelden#surana#morrigan's robes#or rather: morrigan's “robes”#for some reason I find it even worse in inquisition. maybe it kinda blurrs together in origins so it looks like the shirt covers more?#(the irony of me usually putting surana in the chasind robe which is - if at all possible - even colder-looking.)#well it's fine. it's all part of the charm etc.#I keep thinking about those outfits they added to sims 4 with dragon age and mass effect themes -#and I'm still so upset that there was not a single grey warden insignia! not a one! how dare! that's all I wanted!#wow three versions of the templar sigil nice thanks. they might as well have added a tranquility tattoo as well.#'yeah everyone loves the chantry. what? the grey wardens? dude that's sooo last season nobody cares about the grey wardens.'#I'm pulling the leg here but I just find it so interesting. like what was the pitch? it just makes me laugh thinking about it.#I do appreciate the effort lol. but still. not even a tiny griffon..? really? I feel like I missed it; like it's hiding somewhere.#one day I shall find it in a completely unrelated stack of t-shirts. hope is not yet lost.
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You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?
(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)
#isat#in stars and time#live a live#isat loop#cube live a live#RAHHHHHH [COMBINES MY FIXATIONS]#behold my crack fic au. tiny robot in dormont#I’m cooking let me cook. cube has the little guy little dude vibes#and is also canonically like. a baby?#their chapter in the game happens the day they were finished#so. a baby.#cube is so <3. their chapter is a space horror#I would 100% recommend at least watching a video of it#IT GOES CRAZYYYYYY#pov flicking a card that says die child die at the floor. so#anyways. this au makes no sense to anyone but me#this is MY funny house and I’m going to play in it#worlds smartest baby [a robot] figures out timeloop shit before the party more at 2#if you ask I WILL ramble abt the concept of this au I will#<- trying desperately to get away from working on my other au post#[I need to draw smth for it and I’m struggling lollll]#sitting here like ughhh I don’t wanna draw this imageee [puts off entire au post]#ANYWAYSSSS#LOOP WOULD HATE THIS KID. the fuck is a robot.#the fuck is this damn thing and how has it read me literally immediately#how dare you be made of craft. be artificial. and be able to read my despair like a book#how dare you; a fake being made by someone else. be more human to me than the people that once were my party#how dare you want to help me when I dont know you because you didn’t EXIST in my loops#…but. uh. thanks for the coffee. even if I can’t drink it I recognize the sentiment. or whatever#falls to the floor dramatically. oughhhh loop and cube ougughhh
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[ID: A digital drawing of Martin Blackwood getting hit with a beach ball on a pale blue background. Martin is a fat, white, non-op trans man with short, red hair and a lot of body hair, freckles, a tooth gap, and a small goatee, and he is wearing blue and yellow swim trunks and round gold glasses. He is sunburned and is being hit with the beach ball in the back of the head with a "BOMP", causing him to flail and yell "ACK!!" His glasses are knocked askew and his expression is one of surprise and great annoyance. He is lit warmly with golden highlights and blue shadows. end ID]
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yesterday was national boob day so i'm a bit late but. marmar <3
#fg's art#the magnus archives#tma#martin blackwood#bare chest#dude is HOT and SWEATY and SUNBURNT how DARE you BOMP HIM with a BEACH BALL#i could've drawn something. nicer?? to him i mean. but nah i like seeing him angry and annoyed <3
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WOULD YOU PEOPLE BE HAPPY ABOUT HICCUP WINNING SOMETHING FOR ONCE AND NOT TRY TO PUSH HIM INTO LOSING JUST BECAUSE HES HYPED ABOUT IT?? LET MY BOY BE HAPPY ABOUT WINNING SOMETHING FOR ONCE ☹️
#and then of course he loses on purpose because hes such a good person#like goddamn dude#let him win#he has NEVER won anything#SNOTLOUT WINS EVERY YEAR BRUH#like yea ofc its in character for hiccup to lose on purpose after seeing snotlout panic about losing#but i also know hes upset about not being able to win#and why does astrid get so mad about him gloating for??#like hell yeah hiccup experience the joys of winning#like im glad she realed him in dont get me wrong#but why does that have to mean he loses ☹️#sighh i understand it though#im just sad that everyone was like#hiccup how dare you be happy about winning#yk?#httyd#hiccup haddock#riders of berk#thawfest#riders of berk thawfest
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Marvel fans watching the first episode of secret invasion:
#marvel#secret invasion#marvel secret invasion#maria hill#nick fury#mcu#LIKE MY DUDE#WHAT THE FUCK#HOW DARE YOU KILL SUCH A BAD BITCH
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Alright Eric Wareheim whoever the hell you are meet me outside
#how DARE you eliminate americas sweetheart jess ross#I don’t like how much power they’re giving the ratfish but then again I don’t really like this dude anyways#gamechanger spoilers#game changer spoilers#game changer#ratfish
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The goat, the King, the man,
Teldryn sero
#my skyrim obsession kicking back in and with it him#teldryn sero#the elder scrolls v: skyrim#overall just a cool as f*ck dude and the best type of bro who never leaves your side#skyrim#skyrim followers#dragonborn#you can imagine the pure shock on my face when i found out you can't marry him#i have so many thoughts on him#he is my favourite i love how much dialogue he got he has so much personality much more than other followers#like he complaines a lot has to say something to almost any place you drag him to#even if its juts snarky sassy comments but it makes the character alive and not another blank follower like every other#and most important his unique awesome armor his little googles his cool tattoes and mohawk his voice design#but very most important his awesome fighting skills and his fire casting which i think fits him oh so well#like i gave him an exquisite smithed and enchanted glass sword and some enchanted jewelry to boost his one handed#and to protect him a bit better of lighting frost and magic damage and watched him single hand everything that dared to cross his way#be it thieves a giant or dragons my man is not to be stopped i don't even dare to give him ebony or daedric stuff#tes skyrim
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