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xueyuverse · 1 year ago

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Headcanon

Non-binary femboy Hua Cheng and transmasc Xie Lian, where Hua Cheng always exudes an androgynous beauty, wearing makeup, jewelry, boots with heels, etc., and Xie Lian has a wardrobe full of shorts and t-shirts where the most different color is the red one for stealing some of Hua Cheng's shirts.

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #crown prince of xianle #xie lian transmasc #he's very masculine #like he smells like a horse #hua cheng femboy #hua cheng non binary #trans hualian #hua cheng smells like the more expensive fragance #something sweet but not strong

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thebeigelunatics · 3 months ago

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lamb!!! stop hovering over her!!! lamb!!! stop gazing at her!!! lamb!!! stop lowering your voice and speaking softly to her!!! lamb!!! she's going to know you missed her terribly and your life is rubbish without her!!! lamb!!! stand up!!!

#slow horses #jackson lamb #catherine standish #we lost him to a baddie i fear #i love how he has to bend a bit because she's tiny #he's acting like a man whose favourite smell is his wife's soap

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canisalbus · 1 year ago

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Today I bought pomegranate scented and toasted marshmallow scented diffuser oils cause the scent combo reminded me of machete lol

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#gave me a chuckle #that sounds delicious #irl Vaschete sightings #sort of #answered #anonymous #if you want to find of what he smells like in canon you could try frankincense oil #also known as olibanum #it's the primary ingredient of the incense burned in catholic churches #and since fur and fabric absorb smells most dog people end up smelling like the environment they spend a lot of their time in #Vasco smells lightly perfumed (iris root & damask rose mostly) and occasionally faintly of leather and horses

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achillesisnotcomingdown · 6 months ago

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Hector is a prince but that doesn't stop him from going in the stables to take naps with his favourite horses

(pics to illustrate my exact thoughts)

#before being a trojan prince he first is a horse girl #when he was younger he had to secretly sneak in there #but priam eventually understood he can *not* prevent his fav son from smelling like hay from time to time #dont get fooled by my pfp i love Hektor si much #the iliad #hector of troy #tagamemnon #trojan war

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wildsaltair · 25 days ago

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I could write an entire thesis on how Maximus is so husband-coded and how different he is from other action heroes of, before, and after his day. he is so timeless because his qualities go so far beyond the generic, and I want to stand on a mountaintop to explain this in painstaking detail to the whole world

#it's like!! yeah he fights!!!! yeah he's excellent at it!!!#but he doesn't love it #he loves the softer things in life #he loves his wife and her long beautiful hair and her sweet-smelling herb garden #he loves his little son and their shared love for horses #he carries figurines of his family everywhere and takes them out to look at them every second #he encourages his men every opportunity #he goes to visit his horse after the battle #he personally spends time among his wounded soldiers instead of going straight to the party #he speaks softly and unobtrusively most of the time #he doesn't even want to visit rome much less live there #he loves the earth and gets a handful of it before every fight to remind himself of where he comes from #he honors the gods and his ancestors and the overall notions of civility #he treasures his land and his home and his horses #he treats everyone with respect and dignity #THIS MAN I SWEAR #he is so good and honorable and smart and brave and loyal and determined and noble #i want to just.#share his home and be his wife and bear his children and treasure every moment of life i could share with him #how beloved he is to me <3 #how dear to my heart <3 #gladiator #maximus #maximus decimus meridius #gladiator 2000 #russell crowe

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californiaquail · 24 days ago

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slacking at the biscuit factory

#his favorite place to make biscuits with more gusto is actually my face and neck which is not my favorite #he will do it when i'm lying in bed and if i haven't cut his nails it hurts lmao #and then he will lick me which i also hate 😭 sorry it's so unpleasant i will only tolerate being licked by horses #i will accept dogs also as long as they don't have super disgusting teeth/breath #but with cats it's like ok your breath doesn't smell great and your tongue is covered in tiny razors. not great #me #reese

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mlp-natural · 5 months ago

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Jack about to get white girl drunk off his ass istg

White Claw, Red Bull, and Blue Raspberry Smirnoff is his drink of choice (The American Dream RAAAHHH)

#ponynatural #mlpnatural #spn #supernatural #mlp #sketch #supernatural with ponies #supernatural characters as ponies #sketch artist #jack kline #pony jack kline #silly guy #its funny if he has the alcohol tolerance of an archangel or of a horse #be really funny if he was a lightweight without his grace and with it but it doesnt stop him from partying!!#mutuals said sam would hate energy drinks and jack would love them and i am inclined to agree #sam is the kind of guy who has a BAD expirience in college after chugging one too many and hates the smell #Jack is just like me fr and the stimulant from caffiene actually mellows him out #dean thinks is so fucking funny #dean makes weird mixed drinks like this with jack #they do get cas involved of course #eileen would also hop on the wagon #sam would only partake if eileen was there bc he is down bad and also eileen knows how to make drinks well so he cant smell the caffiene

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hennike · 2 years ago

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cursed forever by the knowledge that there are mornings when laurent smells like damen

#DOOMED for ETERNITY #do u understand. Do u understand. He smells otherwise clean or like horse and leather after riding #but sometimes. Sometimes. he will smell like damen #(takes damage) (takes damage) (takes damage) (ta #something about this. Somethingn about this just…. ouvgghhh….#i think i need to go lie down

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afaroffsong · 8 months ago

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So I’ve had… a weird few days. I have my first ever dressage competition next week that I am not ready for at all. I’ve been having weird and confusing symptoms that I am terrified to investigate. We’re moving house soon and a part of me really doesn’t want to. And a random man, a farmer, my boss’s neighbour whom I’ve never met, wants me to work for him. Milking cows. (My experience with cows is limited to looking at them from a distance.)

#the dressage competition:#terrifying. dreadful. I have to wear fancy clothes and people will be watching me ride a horse. Possibly ride a horse badly.#the symptoms:#…#…pretty not good.#moving house:#WILL I EVER LIVE SOMEWHERE AND GET TO STAY THERE?#will I ever have roots that don’t get torn up and planted somewhere else??#the farmer:#is he a creep? He said he noticed I’m a hard worker.#He said he’d train me if I had no experience with cows. Which I do not.#Weird.#But also I am extremely flattered he thinks I’m a hard worker and rather excited by the idea of working on a farm.#(Is that even weirder?)#(My mom would kill me if I came home smelling like cows every day.)#Ugh. Someone make me stop feeling and start thinking.

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somer-writes · 1 year ago

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happy new year! heres a modern twi no one asked for.

works on lon lon ranch. hates when people try to help him thinking hes in capable. he either rolls or ties off his sleeve.

#linked universe #lu twilight #modern au #hes dirty #hes been cleaning the barn #he smells like goats #the barn cats follow him everywhere #he can be found napping around the ranch with cats on him #he sneaks the horses treats

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emmcfrxst · 7 months ago

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What would Arthur smell like? (My Arthur takes a bath every day. I count.)

he smells like sunlight, some kind of herbal-y scent from the soap he uses (i’m going with sage or something alike), but there’s also his natural scent, something earthy and a little salty at times from perspiration, gunpowder and fresh leather

#i am being nice and not going to mention the obvious which is he probably also smells like horse <3 u can ignore the tag <3 #anonymous #answered

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jack-crow-lantern · 2 months ago

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