#like he smells like a horse
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xueyuverse · 10 months ago
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Non-binary femboy Hua Cheng and transmasc Xie Lian, where Hua Cheng always exudes an androgynous beauty, wearing makeup, jewelry, boots with heels, etc., and Xie Lian has a wardrobe full of shorts and t-shirts where the most different color is the red one for stealing some of Hua Cheng's shirts.
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thebeigelunatics · 29 days ago
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lamb!!! stop hovering over her!!! lamb!!! stop gazing at her!!! lamb!!! stop lowering your voice and speaking softly to her!!! lamb!!! she's going to know you missed her terribly and your life is rubbish without her!!! lamb!!! stand up!!!
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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years ago
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[MASTERPOST]
Eskel is like "I WILL read this book about... A wolf and all his friends? Dancing and being. happy... 🥺"
#the witcher netflix#geraskier lovechild#eskel#soft eskel#geraskier#(no jeskel I am sorry but honestly I can see it at times)#omegaverse#listen retrospectively Eskel will slap his face (repeatedly) because it is at times pretty obvious (but only if you know!!)#did Milek accidentally call Eskel 'daddy' a few times? ofc he did. (how should Eskel know that he didn't just mixed it up in excitement.)#'oh he clearly meant his omega father' WELL#Roach should have been an indicator! but it's either that that name is in one of jaskiers songs (probable) and jaskier is like#'oh yeah he likes that one bard song about the horse - I swear he loves horses'#(that isn't even a lie and it's very Jaskier to compose an ode for Roach)#or he just goes 'We heard stories about a witcher crossing our town-'#and now wolf themed kids book. it's-#oh well#a lot of things are obvious when you look back to them#and I think Eskel could have made the connection! if Jaskier still had a lute. he would have gone at least once '... geralts omega bard??'#(who Geralt didn't really talk about but who they always could still smell traces of on him - bad thing that scents change after pregnancy)#but no lute?? connection not made.#that's the one jaskier thing Eskel knows of. always has a lute.#and retrospectively he can see that Milek and Geralt really look alike - it's at this age more obvious than later - because that is the age#that Eskel remembers. In which he still has a mental picture of what Geralt looked like? but it's been SO LONG#over a century#and Eskel was a traumatized child too. Things are. Very muddy.#the only ones who have a chance to recognize Milek are Visenna and Vesemir and that's it.
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canisalbus · 11 months ago
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Today I bought pomegranate scented and toasted marshmallow scented diffuser oils cause the scent combo reminded me of machete lol
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ellilyre · 4 months ago
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Hector is a prince but that doesn't stop him from going in the stables to take naps with his favourite horses
(pics to illustrate my exact thoughts)
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greypetrel · 2 years ago
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"I don't understand, Chuckles, why is Sparkler scared of the outside and Pikachu isn't?" "A mistery for the ages."
It had to be done. (Dorian survived the experience, Varric just did what the Hawke kids loved. Except he's not a panzer-like child like the Hawkes, and wasn't as appreciative.)
You're welcome about Varric.
One year later, I coloured it!
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mlp-natural · 3 months ago
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Jack about to get white girl drunk off his ass istg
White Claw, Red Bull, and Blue Raspberry Smirnoff is his drink of choice (The American Dream RAAAHHH)
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hennike · 1 year ago
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cursed forever by the knowledge that there are mornings when laurent smells like damen
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afaroffsong · 6 months ago
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So I’ve had… a weird few days. I have my first ever dressage competition next week that I am not ready for at all. I’ve been having weird and confusing symptoms that I am terrified to investigate. We’re moving house soon and a part of me really doesn’t want to. And a random man, a farmer, my boss’s neighbour whom I’ve never met, wants me to work for him. Milking cows. (My experience with cows is limited to looking at them from a distance.)
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somer-writes · 11 months ago
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happy new year! heres a modern twi no one asked for.
works on lon lon ranch. hates when people try to help him thinking hes in capable. he either rolls or ties off his sleeve.
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emmcfrxst · 5 months ago
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What would Arthur smell like? (My Arthur takes a bath every day. I count.)
he smells like sunlight, some kind of herbal-y scent from the soap he uses (i’m going with sage or something alike), but there’s also his natural scent, something earthy and a little salty at times from perspiration, gunpowder and fresh leather
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jack-crow-lantern · 14 days ago
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They are in a situationship and met in a bar fight.
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sea-buns · 11 months ago
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nothing quite like waking up on christmas morning and cracking open a freshly flattened jacob horse with the boys amirite
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lemonsweet · 1 year ago
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A customer just came in with some kind of spotted great dane idk but this thing is HUGE
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ask-the-cfo · 1 year ago
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So do they not sell the railroad gag anymore in the universe you’re in? That’s a bummer it was kinda my favorite
I... have no idea what you're talking about with 'universes', Toon.
Those terrible trains were thankfully outlawed years ago. Good riddance.
Get out of my inbox.
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gilfrespecter · 1 year ago
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I am going to post this af attack rn bc it's so funny 2 me
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