#like he probably has a priv account

[spideyhexx]

did you see on tom blyth’s instagram that he’s now following someone?!? i’d kill to be that girl. +is that his gf or something too?????

uhhhh idk looks like he’s been friends with them long time but I feel like it must be mistake he followed fjwnfjwdnje

[vettelsbees]

whatever it takes

charles leclerc x redbullracingadmin!reader

fic type: social media au

summary: charles is dating the redbull racing admin which is why there’s a sudden uptick of charles content…but it’s proving to be a hit for engagement so they're just kinda allowed to continue

note: welcome to my second-ever smau. i am still learning kinda how to do these, so my formatting might change as i figure out what works best for me. this one is pretty different format-wise than the last and I'll probably end up somewhere between. and, of course, any constructive feedback is welcome! the next one i have planned (a charles x piastri!reader introduced via arthur) might need a bit of texting so if anyone has recommendations for how to make fake texts - let me know!

disclaimer(s): I try to keep it mostly gender-neutral but I do picture a girl when writing and my pinterest selections tend to be fem coded so it isn't truly gender neutral just be warned. also, i am borrowing content from (obviously) the redbull racing insta and from public instagrams. these are real things redbull posts haha. also i think there is swearing.

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@//redbullracing has posted a Reel to Instagram

@//redbullracing Some classic Maxplaining and Leclerifying

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@//lecfosi everyone is charles fan

@//dutchlion8 stop i thought this was a fan account not rbr

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@//yourusername has posted on Instagram

@//yourusername day job makes me sleepy

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@//bestie_estie pop off with the soft launch

@//landogirlz is this one of the f1 workers?? where are the drivers?

@//zhouscloset it's their personal but okay

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@//redbullracing has posted on Instagram

@//redbullracing We are racing in Las Vegas!

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@//patofan how is charles half of these he's not a redbull driver

@//snowmansandesteban loving the charles content

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@//yourusername has posted on Instagram

@//yourusername just explorin'

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@//lovefrombrasil Now this has become a proper soft launch

@//maxverstappen1 Hm

@//yukipopsoff this is who we think is the rbr admin @//ln4theresties

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@//yourusername has posted on Instagram

@//yourusername it's kinda hard to protect the feed AND soft launch

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@//artiesparty then hard launch

@//georgerushing scream, sobbing, foaming at the mouth

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@//yourusername has posted on Instagram

@//yourusername nowhere i'd rather be <3

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@//ferrariroses FREE RBR ADMIN, THEYRE DOWN TOO BAD

@//whiteandsilverarrows this looks like a certain monégasque...

@//elpadrenando someone ask arthur about it

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@//redbullracing has posted on Instagram

tagged: maxverstappen1, schecoperez

@//redbullracing Looking back through our festive wardrobe

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@//charleswife16 girl where is charles

@//yukigasly boo bring back sharl

@//rockytherb19 Great team!

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@//yourusername has posted on Instagram

tagged: charles_leclerc

@//yourusername saved him for the priv account this time

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@//yukigasly THERE HE IS

@//sharllechair god...it's me again

@//tripodgasly girl me too. i can't believe they confirmed it

@//alpharedbull no one tell christian

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hehe the end

[prodbyton]

──★ who’s that girl? profiles !!

hello kitty island adventure

yn - main page & priv

yn is your average broke struggling college student, in school to be a teacher. she currently works as an assistant teacher at a middle school

chaeryeong - yn’s best friend, they’ve known eachother since elementary school. they flirt a LOT in the groupchat and online, so they constantly get dating allegations

sullyoon - very close friends with yn, they met through chaeryeong and instantly clicked

ningning - met yn in highschool, they’ve been inseparable ever since. she’s an influencer and by association yn and the others have gained a following (how could they not when everyone is gorgeous)

sohee - has known yn since birth, he’s a bit of a loser and has a bag fumbling streak. but yn and the girls love and support him through it all (besides sullyoon)

modern day mcr

jaehyun - main page & priv

jaehyun… a little bit of a loser and a bit stupid sometimes but he’s super cute so that makes up for it. works at a record shop because he loves music and wants to make music in the future once he graduates

sungho - jaehyuns best friend, been best friends since they were kids. likes to fight people on the internet and spread misinformation because its funny.

taesan - a manwhore. ever since he got taller and started taking care of his looks, he’s been with a different girl every weekend. super emo and very annoying about it which is another reason why he cant keep a relationship

leehan - thinks he’s beyonce on the internet, bullies little kids on fortnite, huge nerd, you can find him in the replies of various marine life accounts. he also works at an aquarium

riwoo - met jaehyun through sungho, he’s probably the least delusional in the friend group. here to bring everyone back to earth. loves his girlfriend so much you can’t tell him anything

[xbomboi]

misc. bribelle thoughts

prefacing this by saying bribelle is my favorite ship. actually might be one of my favorite all time ships considering whenever i catch 11:11 i make a tweet on my priv twitter saying “11:11 bribelle and rarijack” because i’m insane.

anywho…

i think it’s a lot easier to justify saying faybelle potentially has feelings for briar in a canon context because even aside from her diary, her behavior in epic winter can most definitely be read with flirtatious undertones, especially after witnessing the dream sequence

but i’m always trying to justify things to myself in accordance to canon without feeling ooc, because i’m the type of creative who would rather write my own original thing than make alterations to a pre-existing work. that’s just me.

and briar is trickier to do so with. in the show alone, she only actually verbally responds to faybelle once and it’s a line that also adds exposition. “but it’s forbidden!” girl come on throw faybelle a bone at least…

by epic winter, i’d say briar could potentially have had surface level attraction to faybelle, but it isn’t until having that dream and probably especially post-epic winter when she’d get time to actually reflect on it that she’d start to develop palpable feelings for her.

i’ve kinda noticed something about briar: she likes attention. i guess she’s kinda like faybelle in that respect.

briar grew up with neglectful parents. fill in the blanks. why wouldn’t she want attention when she lacks it properly from the two most important people in her life?

along this line of thinking, briar especially values explicit displays of affection, particularly from a potential romantic partner.

so, regrettably, let’s look at her relationship with hopper.

i.e. briar’s behavior in the webisode “Here Comes Cupid.”

when she first confronts hopper about his unconventional advances, she’s disinterested and borderline repulsed.

but after hearing him profess his love via the recording, she’s taken aback and actually grows endeared.

until this BAFOON fumbles the bag and does some really creepy shit by leaning into her personal space and calling her hot. understandably, this miffs briar and she once again loses interest.

(side note, too many people ignore how blatantly creepy hopper is to women, ESPECIALLY briar. he needs to be held accountable, not rewarded by getting the girl.)

even then, despite not necessarily returning his affections, she’s somewhat comfortable in the status quo that he devotes his attention to her. which is exactly why i think in bunny’s diary (bunny is wrong btw she doesn’t know a damn thing so idk why the one wiki that’s not the official wiki list hopper as briars crush when the source is bunny’s word like fuck all) bunny mentions observing briar appearing disappointed when ginger asks hopper to the dance and he accepts.

to briar, it’s like she’s losing one of the few things she’s familiar with, the few constants in her life. in this case, her only plausible option who she’d have reason to believe would accept. and we all know how briar is about losing things.

briar sorta settles into this state of fondness towards hopper’s affections, despite them being unrequited. because at least he gives a damn about her.

faybelle—at least, outside of her diary and up until epic winter—might as well be any villain; faybelle just wants to cause chaos for the sake of ruining somebody’s day. and i don’t think briar likes it that way.

i’d assume around the time of faybelle’s introduction to the series, briar’s stance would be one of upset towards faybelle, believing she doesn’t take their story as seriously as she(briar) does. that her role in sleeping beauty isn’t as important to her as being evil in general.

i have half the mind to say that this could potentially be read from briar’s behavior in faybelle’s diary.

first off, that underlining wasn’t added; the underlines are in the official print. meaning briar is putting emphasis on those words specifically. sure it’s a lesson to faybelle about not being an asshole, but also it reflects on briar in a way. like it could be her saying, “you’re supposed to be my villain, but you act like i’m no different to you than anyone else.”

now, this next part is obviously a surface-level gag about faybelle making a malicious act seem so thrilling, but if we close our eyes and pretend that we’re in a different world called I.D.G.A.F. dimension, we can now analyze this in a different light.

briar’s confused by faybelle’s verbal expression of almost-affection. it doesn’t help that she’s most definitely barely awake. but i’m willing to say her confusion is partially born out of actually having heard faybelle say such a thing. it’s gotta be surprising and hard to believe in that moment, because briar has every reason to think otherwise.

in the show, like i said, faybelle just does whatever the fuck. open a sweat shop? sure why not. assist her peer’s mom in attempting to turn the entire world into her own dictatorship? count her in. make a deal with the mafia? just a regular tuesday. but god forbid she focus on being the one to make the sleeping happen in sleeping beauty.

i think that irks briar. or at least make her generally act indifferent when faybelle comes waltzing around to do god knows what; if she won’t care, why should briar, right?

then there’s epic winter. or, as i like to call it in bribelle terms, “they finally fucking interacted”

when briar explains faybelle’s inclusion of herself to crystal, she simply says it’s her thing and cites the sleeping beauty story. like “hey crystal this is my villain btw, trust.”

later when briar’s yapping about the story, some may say it’s counterproductive in relation to briar’s arc that ashlynn brings up the miserable part of it only for briar to talk fondly of it, but i know briar personally, and have been filled in as to what the truth is.

briar dropped that attitude because faybelle was there. she started talking up the story, almost as a cue to faybelle, like “hey remember how you’re like a big part of my life’s purpose???”

faybelle butts in about it. and briar doesn’t get the chance to respond, but i think she was almost expecting faybelle NOT to gaf, so her doing so threw her off just a little. maybe she expected to hear something like “who cares?” instead.

then of course when they get to the castle briar’s little act is dropped and her deep fear of the sleeping beauty destiny is once again present. and of fucking COURSE that’s when faybelle decides to CARE ABOUT THEIR STORY.

listen to me, LISTEN. briar looks at faybelle BEFORE faybelle actually says “no, there’s another room far more important to our story. isn’t there, briar?” she looks at her BEFORE she actually talks. she was looking to see if she’d react, then when faybelle does speak she looks away, then she bumps her to get her attention so briar has to fight the adhd and lock in.

and faybelle just keeps instigating which honestly kinda takes briar out of her typical sulking over her destiny mood and more of like ‘what is your game here exactly’ mindset.

there’s so much to that look briar gives her. so many emotions in there.

after this they go up and faybelle taunts some more only for briar to almost actually prick her finger yada yada. and like i said, it’s a lot easier to understand faybelle’s pov. it’s very clear she doesn’t actually wanna go through with cursing briar, teasing and all. she makes as much obvious by her reaction alone when briar gets too close.

but once briar’s fine she’s like ‘yeah, okay, back to normal,’ meanwhile briar is kinda just done because faybelle is acting a fool. but she never shoves faybelle off of her unlike she did when hopper intruded on her boundaries huh briar why is that what’s that about briar still, briar has yet to have any indication from faybelle about how she actually feels in regards to their story and her role in it. or how it pertains to their relationship with each other. rather, faybelle doesn’t take it seriously much to briar’s chagrin.

then the dream sequence happens.

to me, this is the turning point.

it’s a stupid music video for an insert song, but goddamnit it confirmed darabella and even hunter got to be there with ashlynn so i’ll die standing on business.

this is what briar’s been waiting for from faybelle. that frenemy status is something i think briar wants to figure out which one to see faybelle as, depending on how she really wants to proceed with the story. and i’d say faybelle surprises her; hell, she even shows her a side of her rarely seen.

like with hopper, an outward display of affection such as this is something briar is drawn to. faybelle’s display towards briar in the dream sequence is something briar would be endeared by, as she goes out of her way to prevent her from experiencing the very thing she’s been dreading for so long. that’s gotta fit briar’s love language.

side note, i think it’s very very interesting to note that faybelle is the one to swoop in and save briar in this case, without any other characters present to show a significance in the ending of the story. i say this because hunter gets to be in ashlynn’s sequence and the bears are in blondie’s, despite none of them being in the tower asleep. all this is to say, if briar really did have feelings for hopper or really was gonna end up with him or some guy, they’d be there, right? but nope, just faybelle. I Understand.

after that we don’t really see them interact at all again, but there’s the general disdain for faybelle’s actions as a shared sentiment amongst the others. either way, by the end she shows remorse and seemingly ends on good terms with everyone, meaning i don’t see why briar wouldn’t be left thinking about the dream, seeing her in a whole new light. honestly briar would probably be kinda intrigued by the idea of the bad girl having a soft side for her. briar and i actually spoke about this the other day.

either way, this is briar learning that despite the general ignorance faybelle portrayed, she actually does care about her.

faybelle demonstrating, proving to briar that she is capable of showing affection and actually does care for her is what i think is enough for briar to begin to start falling. (which is kinda reflected in how i approached their relationship in fable fest.)

because briar knows there might actually be something there.

or maybe it’s a kid’s cartoon and one girl mean other one nice, idk.

[scandeniall]

Hard launch vs soft launch

Some of my votes post vday after seeing hella hard and soft launches in the feeds and ig stories.

Atsumu, Akaashi, Iwazumi, Suna, Kuroo

Atsumu hard launches the relationship. He’s someone that when he’s in it, he’s in it and wants everyone to know and doesn’t care what folks think. He’ll give you the heads up before posting so you can priv your account/limit comments or whatever you wanna do before posting the pic of you on his lap both beaming at the camera. One of his hands is very high up on your thigh the other holding a drink. He will tag you. Captions something stupid like “ouuu scandalous”

Now hear me out. I feel like Akaashi is a hard launcher because he secretly enjoys chaos. He likes you a lot and also knows that he’s an attractive guy with people who try and flirt so why not show you off and dead that flirting shit from others at the same time. Leaves folks including casual friends with their jaws dropped when he posts a pic of you he took showing off the funny mug you’d gotten him as a gag gift. He won’t tag you tho. Captions idk something like “my favorite gifts”

Iwaizumi will soft launch. Partially cause he doesn’t post people too terribly often besides the bros and doesn’t even posts many pics of himself. Also has an aesthetic ass feed so his soft lunch is your legs over his hand resting above your knee. Does it in a 2 pic post and you swipe to see the second slide is zoomed on your anklet with an ‘H’ on it cause y’all been together for a MINUTE but it’s fine cause again he probably posts 5 times a year tops. Won’t caption it cause mfs know what’s up!

Suna is another that soft launches. When he decided to soft launch it is because he’s hella sure in you and seeing a real future with you so like Iwa it takes a while for him to do it. His soft launch pic is a hugging mirror pic with your back showing and his arm pretty damn low on your waist. Captions something dumb like “city boys down -1000”. Posts a bonus vid on his ig story of you 2 at a dark ass club that one of your friends (who knew y were together) took where y’all are loudly singing and swaying to lovers and friends playing.

Kuroo hard launches with a tag. Y’all were on the really good friends to lovers vibe and had been seeing each other for a while unofficially and at some point made it official. Not a completely surprising hard launch because several folks that knew you both had run into you and it was no secret you had multiple mutual friends. However not many folks knew you’d gone past just friends until he makes a birthday photo dump post for you. Makes a semi cute caption of something like “being in love is expensive. Happy birthday to my favorite person ❤️”

[amesliu]

listen I would never rag on a girl with a broken heart, it absolutely looked like he was leading her on yada yada but going public with that info Immediately is insane person behavior. Maybe I just don't have sympathy for influcers anyway but my god

I don’t think there’s any requirement or expectation to be sympathetic towards her bc what she did was 100% wrong and she should know better atp but if we consider how her life has been up to now I think it’s a completely understandable reflex.

We established that she’s extremely chronically online to the point that she shares a lot of her bad days and shitty experiences online and so she’s accustomed to using her online presence and followers as a way to process her feelings with no consequence and in a moment of heartbreak went back to the coping mechanisms she knew. The main difference now is that her venting involves a major public figure and ppl that treat social media as an actual job and with professionalism.

Do I expect sympathy towards calypsos actions or for influencers in general? No absolutely not. Is it healthy or normal? Also no. But it’s a mistake she’s making that is reasonable in her perspective from her experiences. She mainly just needs to learn to tweet to a priv account or smth and not use attention from strangers as therapy.

Plus this is like. Probably her lowest moment ever bc she’s a rich girl with no actual problems and that is definitely hard to sympathize with but does contextualize how poorly she’s handling her feelings rn.

[vnzndt]

what are your thoughts on dream not being behind dream fanart for most of the time 🤔 i have been rotating that around in my head for a bit so i would love to know your thoughts

i won’t lie it was a little upsetting but it makes sense to me. he doesn’t owe us transparency when it comes to things as minuscule (at least in the grand scheme of the video & his controversies) as his fanart account and while it feels less personal than it used to a lot has changed since it was created :’) i was down over it for a bit but i realized pretty quick that these little bits and pieces that have always placed us “closer” to dream in comparison to other fandoms/their content creators have been disappearing for a long time now and in the end it’s definitely for the better as he said himself. i get why people feel disheartened though. i will hold onto his little replies to artists forever and ever and i’ll definitely miss the twitter activity but im much more excited for him to get a breath of fresh air than i am upset that we’ll miss out on liking sprees or spaces or priv tweets or whatever it be

i will say i feel very lucky to have witnessed the creation of the fanart acc & got to experience it while (i’m assuming) it was still only run by him back in 2020. and i feel even more lucky to be his first ever reply on the fanart acc and the first ever shoutout WOOOO (subtle brag im sorry i feel like now is the time to reminisce more than ever)

for a minute i was (selfishly lol) a little demotivated because there’s such a high in chasing a dranart like/rt and so much reward in the thought of dream himself seeing your art but i took a step back and realized it’s probably for the better (especially because, on a more personal level, i think it’s unintentionally created some insecurity & jealousy in the fanartist community, which isn’t dream’s fault whatsoever but it’s definitely something i’ve noticed & struggled with in the past)

all in all it’s been a good run :’) he’s still the same dream we’ve always known with all the same appreciation he’s always expressed for the creatives in his community and i will love him always for the opportunities he’s granted to so many of us just by simply supporting artists in the way he has

[shiveringgroovy]

bsd social media hcs who uses what/ what do their profiles look like

HELP oh my god. i'm gonna do the ADA and maybe later on the other organizations :3

Atsushi

got really into the internet after being picked up by the ada but lost interest in it after a while

probably browses tumblr casually and likes cat videos or things of that nature

dazai made him a twitter account that he never uses

basic/default account style, he's not flashy about it and doesn't care to personalize his account. if he did, his pfp would probably be a cat or a low quality chazuke pic

inat casual. just there to see cool animals (i headcanon him as a naturalist so hard nobody understands)

Dazai

twitter user and not ashamed. posts the stupidest shit and has like 20k tweets. probably didn't use socials at all until he left the port mafia but this guy is always tweeting

he's got some stupid ass layout like my priv twitter.

either 3 followers or 5k followers. no in between

has gotten sussed multiple times

Kunikida

HE'S AN EXPERT ON BRAINLY TRUST ME ON THIS

Casual reddit user and once did an "am i the asshole for punching the shit out of my coworker for being suicidal" and got put in one of those subway surfer text to speech things

and dazai found it, IMMEDIATELY recognized who it was, and would not let kunikida live it down

he's afraid to post anything now

same as atsushi, default settings

Yosano

not a big social media girlie!!

probably has instagram and posts stuff she likes on her story, only two posts on her profile

pfp is a picture of a butterfly with blood on its wings because it goes hard

Kyouka

LOVES the internet. specifically pinterest and the girlie side of tumblr (naomi introduced her)

pins are very aesthetically pleasing, she's got a nice following on pinterest for posting pics of her snacks from outings and such

let her be happy and girlie and full of whimsy she deserves it :3

Naomi

i'm tired of naomi slander. she's the victim of HORRIBLE writing and i hate asagiri for making a character that's otherwise a sweetheart into one unfunny "joke."

sorry rant over

she introduced kyouka to the internet and helped her set up a pinterest and tumblr (also warned her to stay off tumblr because shit gets icky QUICK)

same sort of stuff as kyouka, but likes posting her fit checks rather than food

Jun'ichiro

has a twitter, doesn't use it often

idk what to say about him i don't think he's into socials all that much

Ranpo

BRAINROTTED TUMBLR USER I SWEAR TO GOD. HE'S THE FUCKING WORST /affectionate

voted for sans

fairly popular on tumblr, has a picture of karl in a chip bag as his pfp

has insta only to follow yosano

pfp on insta is probably a cute picture of him and poe :)

Kenji

considers the mycelium network a social media

but yeah he has an inaturalist

identification GOD. like holy hell how did you guess the exact species and sex of that spider little farm boy

also another one of my naturalist headcanons except it's like?? basically canon idk

Haruno

you thought i was gonna forget a woman didn't you. no girlie left behind it's women's month

has the most aesthetically pleasing instagram ever

large following on insta, pinterest, and twitter

she's just a really positive person :)

shares pics from the agency that she thinks are cute

Fukuzawa

bro

what do i even say here

he has whatsapp that's fucking IT

[its-just-fern]

I want to take your fern and shove him into my mouth. And eat him. Anyway do you have any fern headcanons tell me all about them(if you want

thank you! yummy!

im like actually dumb so idk if i have any off the top of my head umm heres some me and my friend have talked about. not all that serious

if he survived, i think he would process jake's death much better than finn (he would still display depressive behaviors but would be able to acknowledge his own emotions)

fionnaworld fern would be on medication

if fern had a twitter account it would be a priv one that only has like one follower and the one follower is probably finn and he uses it primarily for venting frustration so it would be insanely toxic on there like biohazard levels

[celabi]

Scaramouche has so many thoughts about you, and he either uses a private Twitter account to scream into the void with or he dumps everything into a small discord server he and his friends are in.

He surrounds himself with people who are probably equally creepy as he is, but there are some times where someone will join the server only to see him go into excruciating detail about how you'd smell, taste, feel, sound. They'd witness his many ramblings on how much he loves you and how he'd worship you, you just needed to say the word and he'd do anything for you. If that poor bystander says anything about how disturbing his behavior is, they'd be swiftly met with a block, or even a ban. Because there's only one person whose opinion matters to him.

His friends on the other hand probably either turn a blind eye or maybe even encourage him. Scaramouche would definitely gatekeep you though lol.

"My Goddess looks stunning as always today her voice is making my fucking legs shake. I'm going to try and steal her water bottle after she's done with it."

" lol can we see what she looks like?"

"No, fuck off."

- ☔️

LMQOOO I THOUGHT AHOUT THIS ONCE.

How he like tells everyone how amazing you are and how you’re just so perfect— and then gets pissed off when anyone tries to like agree with him. Because uhmm, no, only I can do that, know your place fool. 😒 like a “you can look but at the same time don’t look or I’ll kill you” kind of vibe

Priv Twitter scara :( he’s tweeting about every little thing you do. “She got the answer right when the professor called on her in class today. She’s just so perfect.” And the question could of literally been 2+2. 😭

He’s so cute though, how he sits at his computer desk and scrolls through the hundreds of photos he’s taking of you when you were unaware— all while he’s in a call with his weird online friends from across the world. He’s made up some kind of story like how you both met and fell in love at first sight, and his friends are eating it up like - 😕🫶

Love our little obsessive creepy weird antisocial delusional boy sm 🫶

[mihai-florescu]

i know we all like to joke about aira and his secret stan twt account because he is very clearly the most Terminally Online of the cast but at the same time i feel like it's impossible for aira to be the only idol in ensemble square with a secret stan twitter.. mika probably has a couple of burner accounts he can use to fight valkyrie antis after shu gets blocked on the official valkyrie twitter.. kohaku probably has a stan account which he uses to follow aira's stan acc.. who else

Tomoya's Hokuto fanpage... how does this random account always have rare photos of hokuto from behind the scenes at plays and such...? Must be a really dedicated fan huh

KEITO there's a social media AU oomf made like a year ago where Keito had a secret account for talking about books and defending Akatsuki from haters. One of the haters ended up being Kuro's sister. It was quite funny.

Himeru must have an account to keep up with the rumors about himself. If he were to post things... well it's a priv account he just uses to lurk, but i'd like to believe he pqrts people just to say "are you stupid". My brother in haterism...

I'd like to think NEGI has an account too. Not a stan account necessarily, but she keeps up with ES news of her friends... when people start arguing about hiyojun she cant even talk about what she's witnessed in that hotel room in detroit without compromising her or their safety, poor girl. She's suffered more than jesus on the cross, actually being killed and all, but more importantly, walking in on hiyori and jun without knocking first

[kohakhearts]

hello I humbly request your silliest pokemon character headcanons thank you

HEY BRO ok confession: my head is pretty empty in general, so i'm making up most of these on the spot. all about anipoke characters specifically (and almost entirely exactly the handful of them youd expect) because they're the only ones i rotate with enough frequency to do this for lmao

-(not really a headcanon bc tbh i believe he CAN drive but it's funnier if he can't) ever since i realized that gary was chauffeured around and not actually driving that car himself i maintain. gary oak cannot drive <3

copy and pasting this one from the depths of my priv twitter because i was so right about it tbh:

>garys NOT edgy hes like. a kpop fan. >i feel like gary's like the kind of person who has a playlist for other people and a playlist for himself. the former is full of emo bangers and softcore grunge. the latter is bubbly pop music. goh is the exact opposite. in this essay i will >"what about ash" he doesnt listen to music. thats because his head is already full of elevator music

-i think that goh is the epitome of the like "writing this in my journal in sparkly pink gel pen will fix me" but on the rare occasions he DOES journal he just writes out his activities like a grocery list. hes simply too embarrassed about having feelings to do anything else

-pretty much all of ash's friends have, at some point, made a fake social media account impersonating him. the only ones who did so with any margin of success are misty and lana

-speaking of social media - goh and lana both seem like they've gotten into discourse on twitter. lana is a troll and goh's compulsive need to be right about everything means that if they ever met in the online wilds, he was absolutely victimized by her

-you know that tumblr post where op said when they were a kid they thought their pet rock died so they flushed it down the toilet and severely clogged it? ashcore tbh

-you know who'd be really into alien conspiracy theories? clemont.

-i think an adult ash would be capable of cooking but he would also have to commit really hard to the bit of being bad at it, for old times sake. as a result he routinely eats things like cereal with gatorade instead of milk just to piss people off (he probably thinks its tasty though. let's be real)

-gary is a romcom enjoyer but he'll never admit it

-ash's first independent just-for-fun purchase is a pair of heelies. he is immediately banned from every walmart within a 200km radius of him

-ash and gary maintain their rivalry in really ridiculous ways. like "i bet you won't eat this pepper so spicy it sends people to the hospital" or "i bet you cant do a flip over that park bench and land on your feet" or "i bet you won't throw your shoes into the river just to prove you can" etc.

ok im all out of braincells. hope this satisfies <3

[mulderscully]

hi! i would genuinely love to hear your thoughts on nick's social media presense vs. rwrb. i know he's not obligated to post about it on there but i found it a bit odd that not even the emmy panel or the sequel made it there. people talked about a social media clause due tioy and how that wouldn't allow him to post about his previous projects but he did post about mary and george just a few days ago. what do you think is happening?

i've talked abt this so much on discord i feel like i talked about it here too but maybe not. i think his pr team sucks, honestly. they fucked up. nick pretty obviously (to me) doesn't run that account anymore except for the odd comment here and there and probably have a priv account.

i do think he was contractually obligated to post about tioy as much as he did (which is to say a shitton) because they put a lot of money into ad, billboards, etc so i think that was part of that. it feels very inauthentic to me, which is fine. the sequel being announced at the very time tioy was being released was probably really bad timing and he may not have been contractually obligated to not post abt rwrb, he may have been advised not to since rwrb is objectively a bigger dewl than tioy. he might have been contractually obligated as well, i don't know.

another guess is that he can't post abt rwrb and m&g at the same time since he is a emmy contender for both but since m&g was still airing on friday he had to post about it for the series finale.

it is very weird and i wish i understood it but tbh i don't bc no one is gonna convince me he hates rwrb because he clearly has so much love for it/henry in spoken interviews. maybe some day we'll have an answer but for now all we can do is guess.

hopefully someone on his team gets fired fr though bc this + every awful written interview about him is killing me lol

[grandhotelabyss]

(Have to phrase this somewhat straw-manishly, or else I'll caveat myself out of the question:)

Are Emerson, Fuller and all these other 'follow your inner self' transcendentalists saying, by implication, that if you are truly inclined to be a serial killer, and that is your inner will, then come what may, you must serial kill? Obviously your victim is allowed to defend yourself, in line with their inner will, but when he says "if I am the Devil's child, I will live then from the Devil", that is the seeming logical extension of it. Maybe I'm taking them too much in word not in spirit, but I don't think the spirit really excludes serial killing, and the words don't acknowledge or account for it.

Like I applaud the spirit, and generally try to live by it (since I don't have a too-overwhelming desire to kill lol), but it does seem like this huge (Paglian/Sadean) shadow (Jungian?) always ready to rip apart these guys ideas. Whereas Nietzche at least confronts it head-on.

I believe the Transcendentalists had a "privative" notion of evil, that is, evil is just the absence of good, not an autonomous force in the universe, not the devil roaring like a lion and seeking whom he may devour. I suspect purely gratuitous evils, like serial killing, aren't part of the Oversoul as they conceived it, though necessary evils probably are, e.g., a bloody war that kills many people but nevertheless brings an end to slavery. When Emerson speaks of the devil, he seems to understand "him" in essentially Blakean terms as a principle of energy or desire, not evil. This has long been a source of irritation for the Transcendentalists' critics, starting with more disenchanted American writers like Poe (for example in "The Imp of the Perverse," which suggests that self is the last thing you can rely on) or Melville (for example in The Confidence-Man, which portrays Emerson and Thoreau as selfish and vapid idealists). In the margin of Emerson's Essays, Melville wrote:

A perfectly good being, therefore, would see no evel.—But what did Christ see?—He saw what made him weep.

[l4narecl1pse]

Profiles 2: 4lyfers 💪💪🔥🔥

Masterlist

lee heeseung: 22, finance major, best friends with yn since elementary school, has had a crush on yn since 4th grade, now he's in his last year of uni he regrets all his decisions regarding a finance degree, shares a dorm with jake and sunoo, his priv account is literally just him simping over yn and all his friends are over it (yn and heeseung do not have each others privs btw), wanted to confess to yn before she left for australia but chickened out last minute, tells himself that he’s over yn even though he’s obviously not

park jongseong: 21, business major, loves playing guitar (his followers also love him playing guitar :)), in the same year as yn and heeseung but goes to a different uni to them, completely fed up of heeseung talking about yn (once locked him in his closet so that he didn't have to listen him any longer), shares a dorm with sunghoon and jungwon, he is a brother figure to yn, he's very protective of her even though he is younger than her, was the first to join the group to make the yn and heeseung duo a trio in 5th grade when he moved over from America

sim jake: 21, physics major, always talks to yn about her experiences in Australia, literal golden retriever, the friendliest person in the group, shares a dorm with heeseung and sunoo, loves Layla more than life, is all for heeseung slander but will not participate too much as he feels it is quite mean (again the nicest person in the group), was one of the last ones to join the group when he moved from Australia in 10th grade but he connected with them (sunghoon especially) very quickly, him and yn share compulsory chemistry classes as they both do sciences, even though he is a year younger, he was moved up in the chem class due to his ability

park sunghoon: 21, marketing major, very quiet and mysterious, this makes him very popular (campus crush fr), although he is very reserved, he is probably the funniest member when he wants to be, shares a dorm with jay and jungwon, was very much taken in by yn when she saw he didn't have many friends as he transferred in 7th grade (may or may not have had a slight crush on her when he first met her), even though he doesn't say it, he is really appreciative of the the friends he has, he is absolutely minted (although he doesn't like to brag about it) and always buys things for his friends as a way of showing he cares

kim sunoo: 20, psychology major, 1/3 of yn's sons, joined the group when he was in 6th grade, was being bullied by a group of boys in the year above and heeseung and jay came to protect him and he was initiated into their group straight away, he's closest with jungwon and they always spend time together separate from the rest of the group (sometimes they take yn with them but only so she can drive them or buy them food - like their mum), shares a dorm with heeseung and jake, knows that yn and heeseung both have a crush on each other, but has decided to let them figure it out for themselves (because they are both very oblivious)

yang jungwon: 20, early education major, joined the group when he was in 7th grade, 2/3 of yn's children, spends a lot of his free time voluteering in the local children's day care, all the kids love him and the teachers there are wanting to hire him already, the sweetest, is the person yn will go to in this group when she needs comfort or some advice, he acts older than he actually is, shares a dorm with jay and sunghoon, is fed up of jay playing the guitar (but, although he refuses to admit it, thinks jays is really good at it), yn thinks he's a cutie (which he is) but he doesn't believe her

nishimura riki: 18, youngest of the group, captain of the dance team at hanlim arts and is really good friends with eunchae, last one to join the group as he joined in 8th grade when he moved from Japan, yn adopted him when she first met him (when she was the manager of the dance team as she was in 12th grade), thought he was adorable and introduced him to the rest of the group, 3/3 of yn's sons, yn helped him a lot throughout school due to his language barrier, in the whole group, yn is 100% his favourite, knows about both heeseung and yn having a crush on each other and plots with eunchae, while they "study", about how to get yn and heeseung together

[footytea]

Cole Palmer & Thea Spencer have apparently been dating since before November 2023, according to a tattle thread dedicated to footballers and wags, when she posted a tiktok of inside his car - so they've probably been dating since way before then.

She follows both his full sister and one of his half sisters on instagram and tiktok. A gossip page (gsm_hq) posted about them in April, and then Thea deleted her instagram and removed all her tiktoks and has just reactivated this week after the euros final.

Thea was apparently at the England v Slovenia game sat with his parents, there are photos of him hugging her but there isn't an image with her face. The picutres of her, her hair looks different to the most recent photo she posted - however she could've got her hair done or posted an old photo.

Apparently everyone in the football world already knows who she is as she dated Rhys Williams from Liverpool for a bit, but she is from Manchester so was probably floating in Coles circles. People don't know when Thea and Rhys broke up, but I'm assuming it was around the 2023 transfer window when it was announced he was to move to Aberdeen.

She doesn't follow Coles other half sister, or mum on instagram but that might not mean much as a lot of influencers have priv accounts.

Naomi Dolan isn't his girlfriend, I think they're childhood friends / she is somehow related / close to his friend that passed in 2020 - rip. According to her tiktok vlogs, she posted a video celebrating her boyfriends birthday in like 2022 showing a birthday card with the name Jordan on - so I don't think shes ever been out with Cole.

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