#like he just radiates the vibes ???
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boarloved-art · 15 days ago
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Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him
oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.
anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.
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#i ALSOOOO LOVE the hc that wuxians just. very affectionate when drunk. bc he lowkey is that way in canon#we dont really know if the alcohols affecting him a lot when him n wangji r drinking but he sure is affectionate#but i think thats Stage One of drunk wuxian. like b99 with the 1-drink-amy system#he goes Unaffected -> lovey dovey -> musical -> fucking off into the woods#also THE IMAGES ARE LOADING IN WE DID IT GANG!#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#sketch#doodle#jin ling#lan sizhui#lan jingyi#ouyang zizhen#sizhui came back to life somewhere between the Petname Drop and the ensuing panic he felt the Anxious Dad vibes radiating off wangji#wangji Attempts to question wwx as to why the fuck he RAN AWAY???? when he sobers up and all wwx has to offer to the conversation is#'well to be fair im a fragile man'#as if that explains anything#except post-canon wangxian understand eachother far too well so it does in fact explain everything#wwx when lwj is nice to him: ???husband is unyielding???husband is cruel??? husband wants me dead??? husband wants me to have heart attack?#JAIL for husband! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS! but first! self imposed exile!#i was gonna make this longer so it made more sense and was actually good but its 00:38 so u see why i dont wanna? anyway#wwx drunk out of his mind on the roof of the jingshi with wen ning: BIG DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY DIRTY STINKIN BASS#lwj who just got back from a solo nighthunt internally: i wasnt aware he COULD get drunk? am i impressed? i think im impressed?#also the stick in his waistband. very much not chenqing. he dropped chenqing at some point and just pciked up a random stick and was like#yuh thatll do#and fun fact it will not in fact do
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keirientez · 1 year ago
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trying to get used to tumblr again
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carbonateds-oda · 2 years ago
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oda is so fucking funny this man rlly said “oh right there’s a child next to me. I cannot possibly smoke in front of them.” while he was walking said child to a fucking bar, all in hopes to temporarily stop him from committing suicide mind u
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mellasso · 1 year ago
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Jason Sudeikis as Oscar in Colossal (2016)
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mythological-mayhem · 1 year ago
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The four Tezcatlipocas have an insane family dynamic just think about it:
-Huitzilopochtli is the serious kingly leader that tries just a smidge too hard to be funny
-Quetzalcoatl is the nice one that can probably turn on a dime if you piss him off bad enough
-Tezcatlipoca is the one who commits destruction of property for shits and giggles and he gets away with it all the time, because why wouldn't he he's a god
-Xipe Totec is the usually gentle tactical one that's also on the last strand of his sanity trying to keep his family intact (I feel bad for him if he thinks they'll ever be normal)
-And then there's Coyolxauhqui, Huitzilopochtli's sister that isn't part of the four Tezcatlipocas and whom we never talk about like ever.
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tvntheatre · 7 months ago
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Eight full bodies, holy smokes???
User @ballcrusher74 I hope you know Faux plagues me daily whenever I feel down. and is also very spindly to draw, that's always fun.
if the cut-off for the close ups here break I'll fucking kill someone.
I hate paper it distorted thy perfectly good Faux!!!
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I no wanna ballpen this what if it ruins
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takitori67 · 1 year ago
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i need more of your junao sleeping. he’s so 🥺
You asked and I delivered 👌
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Also as you mentioned it, I just realized how much I (love to) draw Junao snoozing/being sleepy lol. He's soooooooo patootie ❤❤❤
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leafykat · 2 years ago
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i think it would be really funny for zenos to come back and be like a horrible protective vegeta
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jaybirdsandbabybats · 1 year ago
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the fox and the vampire
(happy halloween!)
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ryescapades · 30 days ago
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i knew it …. mamo san my goat ….
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toomuchgri · 1 year ago
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jesus christ im so blue all the time
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revvywevvy-archive · 1 year ago
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I've been thinking abt Chip (and my ship w/ him) a lot man (yes more than usual) and cog I love that woman. He's apathetic as hell. He hates a vast majority of people. If you tried to talk to him he'd shrivel up like a prune. He's a terrible boss (mostly the override's fault). He'd want to throw you across the street like an (american) football if you annoyed him. He can be a total bitch (and I love that for him). He could kill you with his face if he wanted to.
Yet if he thought about Chelly for even a second he's immediately a sappy lovestruck mess. He's a total softie. A big 'ol lovey teddy bear. Sure he's keeping a straight face about it and to the outside eye he looks like he's plotting someone's downfall, (If only because if any of his employees saw the mask crack he'd fire them out of sheer embarrassment), but boy is he still a mushy mess!
it is so funny to me that this autistic little creature
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can turn that giant intimidating no nonsense cog into a sweet little lovebug.
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jils-things · 11 months ago
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i love my oc fo i love my oc fo
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kozzax · 4 months ago
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the wvpm dynamic is so connecticuit clark and malfina to me. the wvpmar dynamic is what if connecticuit clark and malfina were also romantically engaged with Guy Who Owns A Netflix Account. no i will not elaborate.
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hopeheartfilia · 6 months ago
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i always have so much fun reading the s class that i raised
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musecheerios · 1 year ago
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Look me in the eyes and tell me with a straight face that he would not be an unforgiving bitch in steamy hours.
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