#like curds

[bubble-you]

read a post about if the doctor was a vampire and got snacks from friends. just a bite. and uhh a little horrified because proportionately they’d probably need like 1L of blood at LEAST to be full. And that’s like 25~30% already. So say a snack. But Rory would apparently draw blood for 11 using a needle, and that’s alright, that’s only 5 ml or 10 ml, at most 20. That’s a reasonable snack, if you were to give that away.

It doesn’t dull the dread of if they were to really drink. That’s your strength. Also… the puncture wound needs to heal. Bruises. Anemia. Drained. Unstoppered.

[naggingatlas]

watched my friend kass play pressure on stream today n doodled sebastian n then she colored him :) super nostalgic shit. add this one to my collection of butch women on t btw

[3dogbones]

Why are you like so many of my posts? SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?!?!

Don’t… don’t worry about it 😈😈😈,,, no reason to be concerned at ALL….

head pats 👍👍👍👍👍 and I saw ur profile and I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SEEN THIS CREATURE SOMEWHERE BEFORE. Ur blog is very interesting to scroll through btw 😈😈😈😈

edit: CREDIT FOR CURD CROSS TO neverniko101

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

How some of you guys are drawing these 2 😭😭

[mondaymelon]

guess which boyfailure just broke down crying in a culver's !!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[los-plantalones]

cannot stress enough the healing power of a homecooked breakfast with runny egg and fresh summer produce/herbs

[alteredsilicone]

The Hex, but I assign them different flavors of Kārums (Latvian curd snack).

Arthur - Classic Vanilla Aoi - Caramel Amir - Lemon Lettie - Candied Fruit Eleanor - Chocolate Quincy - Hazelnut

[chialattea]

Nami WIP + some chibi doodles heheeee

[painful-vomit]

Boss I was born In Wisconsin so I have to ask what’s wrong with cheese curds

Because cheese curds are very yucky, servant! I prefer chicken nuggies. :3

[antoncrane]

The worst part of already buying snacks for Veilguard time is, the fact, that I now have some really tasty food in the house and I have to hold off from eating them for the next few days lmao.

[kylejsugarman]

im sorry for talking abt brba/bcs so much but god i love it so so much. have u fucking heard about this guy?? ok goodnight, me and jesse are going out in search of a place that has really good fried mozzarella bites

[satanicspinosaurus]

Alright while making lemon curd, I have decided that modern AU Lae'zel should be a baker. It's a job with odd overlap for military hours (ass early), requires a lot of focus/ dedication for something most people write off, and frankly I realize that anyone who is seriously into cooking scares people a little bit. Also, Shadowheart could then be a barista & that would be the cutest coffee shop AU.

[notsocheezy]

Brain Curd #171

Brain Curds are lightly edited flash fiction - practically first drafts - posted daily (haven't missed one yet!) and sometimes written with the express intention of being terrible… but, you know, in an endearing way. Please like and reblog if you enjoy - the notes keep me going!

Leah slammed the door behind her and plopped onto the couch face-first. Hunter could hear her sobbing from the other room.

He knocked on the door jamb. “Hey… bad day at work?”

She cried harder, not even lifting her head.

This was exactly the sort of situation he’d feared. Hunter thought back to the conversation he and Leah had early on in their relationship…

“I almost never date guys, but… I like you.”

He blushed. “Aww, thanks! I guess I’m one of the good ones, ha ha.”

“With girls, you know, in a long term relationship… what I’m trying to say is, there’s something most men have that most women don’t, so after a month I’d always make a point of us picking out a strap-on together.”

Hunter nodded. “One of the many benefits of dating me is that I’ve got the part built right in. Yep.”

“Right, but what people don’t consider is that men are missing something women have, too. And it’s a lot harder to substitute.”

“I never really thought about it. Is that a dealbreaker?”

“No, not at all. Actually…” She leaned in close and whispered. “I’ve found a website where we can order it.”

Hunter laughed nervously. “I sure hope it works!”

The continued sound of crying brought Hunter back to the present moment, and now he really hoped it would work. He ran to the bedroom and opened the sock drawer of his dresser. There it was: his very own strap-on compassion.

He attached it and turned it on. Immediately, his belly hurt and he craved chocolate.

He returned to Leah, who was now upright on the couch, still crying. He sat next to her and hugged her. Her nails dug into his back.

“Oh, honey… I know, honey, I know…”

[astranauticus]

Rolling With Difficulty as texts I have saved on my computer for some reason

(i drew every day for like a month straight and burnt out so have this nonsense instead)

[pagesofkenna]

if i ever DO decide to move to the midwest, or just generally the US east, which is where the midwest is, ive got to start an influencer-style shortform video series where i try out non-Californian things for the first time from an extremely Californian-perspective

[jakey-beefed-it]

White enough to be a total fiend for cheese

Non-white enough to be lactose intolerant