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nerdy-hyperfixations · 8 months ago

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Poor Jojo getting the Rebecca Black treatment for the cardinal sin of being cringe

#like chill guys #people legit saying theyd like the song if anyone else sung it #if anyone else danced it #and youd think Jojo committed some horrendous crime #but no shes just like #cringe

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markwateneymemorialcrater · 1 month ago

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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

#billionaire #rich people #Elon would just be insufferable #just the worst case of “needs to be the smartest kid in the room syndrome ever #I feel Zuckerberg has actually worked on himself a lot lately and he would be reasonably chill to hang out with #still evil #but he doesn’t come across as insecure alien anymore #bezos also seems like he’d actually be a cool guy to hang out with #again. still super evil #but I think I could survive a few hours stuck with him without bludgeoning myself to death

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Gregory fears FNAF DJ music man...Abby does not

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thy-valhallen · 8 months ago

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Cass, pointing at Jason: we're twins

Tim:

Jason: *6'3" 200 lbs of Latino rage and muscle*

Cass: *5'1" 120 lbs of Chinese murder and love*

Tim:

Tim: you're just not

Cass, patting his shoulder: it's okay. easy mistake. we're fraternal twins

Jason, holding up a gun: yep. twins.

Tim: ... good for you

Cass: :D

#dc #dc comics #batfam #cassandra cain #jason todd #tim drake #i think the murder twins having a very close age is untapped comedy guys #like c'mon #i like the idea cass didn't fully understand birthdays #and by the time it got explained to her she was already adamant that she and jason were twins #and now if you try to tell her otherwise #jason is hovering with a gun to protect his twin's happiness #guys chill jason as latino is a headcanon im well aware

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densewentz · 1 month ago

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rookanis players: why isnt Lucanis' romance more passionate, more physical!! Why is he so subdued and quiet!! You barely even kiss!! Lucanis, fresh out of a year in a demonic torture pit, having just had one of his two remaining family members taken from him just as he's freed, almost losing Treviso to the elvhen gods which are a) apparently real and b) that he's apparently now responsible for killling and who, oh yeah, also is always literally on the brink of exhaustion because he can't sleep or his spite demon goes around causing mischief and sniffing people: rook, mi vida, please give me a break

#i love my tired man he's done nothing wrong 😭#datv #datv spoilers #da:v #da:v spoilers #rookanis #rookanis spoilers #rook x lucanis #lucanis dellamorte #spite dragon age #if you stand around and watch Lucanis while he's sitting on his little cot he ends up bobble heading like an overtired toddler #please guys he'd kiss Rook so passionately if he wasn't seeing like four of their faces overlapping at any given moment #the spirit is willing #guys this is a joke about lucanis being too tired to get it up #can ya'll be a little more chill and not get cranky in the replies about whether or not you think his writing was lackluster #because im too old for fandom wank and i WILL be starting to block people who are annoying me

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go-star-sailor · 6 months ago

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transfem wirt truthers wya

#my friend said he loves wirt being so distressed and greg being so chill #me and my friends call her wirtina as a joke but i’m starting to do it unironically if i don’t find a better name for her soon #guys does anyone have any ideas of what wirt would call herself #i also like the idea she stays as wirt #or we’ve come up with whitney or willow #and in the same breath ranted about chosen names always being similar to their deadname lol #sorry i have so many things to yap about #art #over the garden wall #otgw fanart #otgw #wirt otgw #trans wirt #transfem wirt #greg otgw #sara otgw #poetic bee #if ya squint idk

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thecmaly · 3 months ago

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really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

#im ngl this scene cracked me TF up when i rewatched it #umemiyas talking to choji but right as he says this specific phrase he looks STRAIGHT AT SAKURA #almost as if he's flexing like “hey hey sakura. hey. did u know. id never lose. winks. isnt that hot of me. isnt that cool. are u smitten”#like dude you met this kid just YESTERDAY and youre immediately letting him decide the other teams punishment and giving special treatment #damn bro i know hes a cutie cat but CHILL OUt #(i say as if episode one sakura didnt have me on my fucking KNEES)#anyways thats enough out of me onto tags winks #umesaku #umsk #wind breaker #wbk #wind breaker comics #comics #thecmart #hajime umemiya #haruka sakura #ive had this in my wips for a while now but the latest wbk chapter spurred me to finally finish it.. umsk real guys... umsk real

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 4 months ago

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Eldritch/not-entirely-human Grunkle Stan stories have been eating away at my brain, so I have a silly little concept of Mimic!Stan.

He and his Mystery Shack are both mimics that lure tourists in as a literal "tourist trap" to gather and devour them! Since the house is alive, it raises a few (read: several) child safety concerns that lead to a LOT of rules to be created for Dipper and Mabel to follow when they eventually arrive, such as:

Be careful not to get lost in the winding hallways! The Mystery Shack is bigger on the inside, and you don't want to end up in the wrong areas.

Don't go through randomly appearing doors, they may eat you.

If you think you feel the walls around you breathing and the floor beneath you shifting, no, you don't.

If you think the walls feel a bit damp, you're imagining it.

Watch your fingers around windowsills! You wouldn't want to lose any of them.

Don't linger too long under the doorframes; it may start feeling like they are slowly constricting around you.

#his shack is basically his big ass pet- they have a weird bond thing going on <3 #if the house is fed- so is Stanley and vice versa #also I need you guys to know that my dumbass already developed lore for this AU even tho it was supposed to be a small one because ofc I di #BASICALLY this guy is NOT Stanford's twin. like at all.#Stanford was born an only child that went to uni fine and came to gravity falls where he met “The Mimic” aka Stan #and Ford was fascinated by Stan and wanted to study him- while the latter was just like: omg friend!!#and Stan's way of showing his love as a Mimic was to replicate Ford's appearance EXACTLY to show that he cares and loves him #because in Mimic love language being able to imitate a human PERFECTLY down to every detail is an impressive show of attentiveness and care #Ofc Ford was thrilled by the awesomeness of this (*cough* nerd) but was also like: so how tf do I explain this extra clone of me that #sticks by my side like a barnacle #so the twin theory was made- Ford made Stan tweak his appearance just a little so that it doesn't look too uncannily similar to himself #and then Stan learned more about humans and came to adopt a persona himself #this is actually a way more silly AU than my other one because Ford- Stan and everyone else are straight up just chilling here #welp!#gravity falls #gravity falls au #Mimic Stan AU #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #stanford pines #ford pines #the mystery shack #mystery shack #mimics #tw scopophobia #tw body horror #tw gore #my art

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doctorsiren · 5 months ago

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the doodles I did while flying back home today

#doctorsiren #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama #serizawa katsuya #inukawa mameta #inukawa aneko #takenaka momozou #shou suzuki #mr kageyama #mrs kageyama #it’s when they’re dating so they’re younger BUT WAHH HE LOOKS LIKE SERIZAWA OOPS #mrs serizawa #why couldn’t the parental figures have first names HELP #serirei #hatori nozomu #joseph from the government #guys wouldn’t Joseph and Hatori be a wild ship haha haha jk jk … unless 😊#digital art #my art #procreate #doodle page #also yeah Mr Kageyama is 100% a psychic in my opinion bc the parents are so so chill with their kids’ powers #especially him he’s so nonchalant and also psychic powers are genetic SOOO #the second page is mostly stuff referencing the fic I’m writing (minus the Serizawa and Shou doodle)#Joseph also looks like Eminem 😭😭😭😭 HELP

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ironinkpen · 2 years ago

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The dynamic in Rise between the rest of the team and Leo is. so fucking funny. Because like you've got these three extremely talented individuals who all seem like perfectly reasonable people at first glance, right, but then if you squint hard enough you realize they're actually all batshit insane (affectionate) and the clown boy standing behind them is secretly their common sense.

Clown boy will occasionally put himself and the others in danger to Prove Himself or Prove Someone Wrong (see Minotaur Maze and the movie) but like otherwise... i think people forget Leo's overwhelmingly the voice of reason in most situations?

Raph, Mikey, and Donnie are all incredibly powerful boys with very specific skill sets. They are also, as a direct result of this, the WORST decision-makers on god's green earth lmao. When presented with a problem, Raph will smash, Donnie will blow shit up, and Mikey will razzmatazz. They will all run straight toward death with the same oblivious enthusiasm of a dog about to run straight into a screen door. None of them realize this and all of them think they are Extremely Good At Problem-Solving.

And the guy cursed with the common sense to realize this is literally the LAST person anyone would expect.

When you look closely, the entirety of Rise is actually a chronicle of Leo trying to find new and creative ways to keep this team of superpowered fools alive while simultaneously white-knuckling his Cool Fun Guy persona so the others don't realize he's secretly the Boring Responsible One. Haha, you know what would be Cool and Fun, guys? Not going after the Spine Breaking Bandit lol. Getting home before the sun goes up lol. Evacuating that civilian lol. Not telling the guy dangling me off a roof "you won't, no balls" lol.

The sacred struggle of every iteration of Leonardo is thanklessly wrangling the most trigger-happy siblings in the world, and Rise Leo has not escaped it. He just does an occasional shenanigan to avoid detection and his brothers fall for it every time.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #leo #donnie #mikey #raph #raph has the Older Brother Stress while leo has the Common Sense Stress #GOD i adore Rise's take on leo so much #just a funny little guy subtly herding his brothers away from danger like cats while trying desperately to be Chill and Cool about it #he's been dodging the responsibility allegations for YEARS but Splinter caught him right at the very end of the show lmao #because like listen. listen. is rise raph responsible? yes.#is he--in practice--the Responsible One? absolutely NOT #raph is a RUFFIAN and a HOOLIGAN (extremely affectionate)#anyway i think the movie has made people forget that like. for a vast majority of the series leo's the voice of reason

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inkskinned · 3 months ago

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People like you piss me off. First of all it's WOMEN. WOMEN WOMEN WOMAN. YOu can say the word it doesn't stop it from being real. Do you have a uterus? You are a WOMAND and you always will be.

anyway here's my paypal link if anyone wants to help a womand cover grocery costs

#this is 1 of like 9 they sent me #chill my guy. literally chill #ironically i don't have a working womb so . wait lol #by the way i have no idea what they meant by womand. i think typo?#i like it tho bc like. yeah sure bud. sure #do u want to have some tea to help u calm ur body down ? ur so upset bb

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buttercupshands · 2 months ago

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