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THIS CRACK IS DANFEROUS
#i never had biscoff cookies before let alone the cookie butter#im teriffied how feral i went#i ate the entire jar when i got home#this is meth in a jar#like cat nip for me#im gonna have regrets later but worth it for the xp#can cross this off the bucket list#holy shit my tongue is feeling stuff thats questionable right now#WHY DIDNT ANYONE FUCKING WARN ME????#always knew the Belgiums were keeping the good shit in plain sight
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I genuinely refuse to accept that Rook is only "cat like" no sir!!! He is a full on cat!!! 💙🐱
#my art#myart#artists on tumblr#my artwork#fanart#rook blonko fanart#rook blonko#ben ten#ben10#ben 10#ben 10 fanart#ben 10 omniverse#ben 10 series#revonnahganders#revonnahgander#Rook blonko omniverse#omniverse fanart#ben ten omniverse#omniverse#Look me in the eye and tell me that rook isnt a cat#Like seriously#Im sure that if you give him a ball of yarn or some cat nip my dude is gonna go crazy#Someone give him a churu#Ya know? Churu?? The cat treats?
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Temptation to spoil this thing I found out on the sidewalk rotten is INCREDIBLY high so I'm trying to channel it into tactics that don't involve me spending stupid amounts of money, haha. I had a bunch of leftover chicken bones in my freezer so I'm cooking her up some chicken broth to add to her food for yummier hydration!
Lacey was a very polite roommate tonight! Spent the whole night just sleeping between my knees.
#personal#petblogging#cats#dear diary#I don't usually let cats into my bedroom but currently she's constrained to my bedroom fullstop#(and shows no interest in wanting to leave despite a couple of attempts at encouragement haha)#so at least until I move she's sleeping with me#unlike my mom's cats she did NOT step directly onto my face in the middle of the night lmfao#I also have some toys arriving today - couldn't find anything at the pet store that wasn't stuffed with cat nip but she likes kicking#and the cat charmer never fucking fails#and also fish oil for supplementation
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anything can be dog motif if I think about it hard enough. mind when I get you
#ik he's probably like . commonly associated with cats but hear me out#hes a working dog. a dog bred for a purpose. a dog that needs to fulfill its role or it gets anxious and aggressive.#he thinks he knows what's best for the flock. he nips and barks at their heels trying to get them to obey him#but his flock is not of sheep. they don't understand his attempts at herding through no fault of their own#the dog grows restless and begins to snap its jaws harder. “I know what's best for you. why don't you listen?”#his flock does not speak his language.#cj mind#nevermeanttoknow
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I love bunnies sm they are v cute
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Im actually kinda scared of bunnies >< like not a lot, but i get uneasy if one is close to me ><
I think its bc of their teeth, they have the rodent teeth and it freaks me out >< im scared it will bite me with its weird teeth ><
#on the flipside of this#i am not at all scared of cat teeth#like i think its funny and cute when my kitties nip me#but i think i get freaked out by bunny teeth bc they are very different from people teeth#but cat teeth are just needlier people teeth#my nyas
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Over the last few days I’ve had a lot of new opportunity for plushies so here they are!!! Yay!!!!!! (thx mom for buying the cuties and thx friends for going to the antique store with me)
#plush collecting#plush collector#doll collecting#doll collector#raggedy andy#raggedy ann and andy#beanie babies#nip the cat#squishmallows#cordelia#nip finished my rhyming name cat set so expect pictures of them all together soon!!!#andy has embroidered face and heart!!!!!!!#cordelia just like me fr (she collects toys)
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Maybe its grief. Maybe I'm just really depressed. Or maybe I'm just tired.
But I really do not think I am a cat person. I've had this cat for not even a week and she's driving me a little crazy. I don't get what the big deal is and do not understand why so many people go crazy for cats.
#shutuplanx#obv I'm going to take care of it and have been its primary care taker but its like. scratching up my furniture#she's only 5 months old so maybe its just because she is a kitten#i just. the cat is not helping my depression or grief. i just want my dog back.#also i have been trying for the past several days to get her to use the several different cat scratchers#but shes stupid. and not interested in cat nip. and all the other tricks do not work either#idk ive been trying to do my research but its unwholly been unhelpful for me and this kitten
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everything is very hard today and my brain is feeling very fragile and i keep crying over everything :((
I need a million beautiful men to comfort me
#so much bad news and stressful things happening#and just small things that are making me cry#like the cat nipped my leg this morning and i cried over that#so really i'm just ready to cry over anything
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trying to avoid good omens spoilers cause i can only watch like 1 episode per day but i dont have the constitution to stay off tumblr for that long and i dont really feel like blocking the tag so i just scroll really quickly past gifs of those weird little gay men
#i mean ive seen the gifs ...#i saw one the night before i watched the first episode and i was like >??E?E??????@??>>??#i generally haaate spoilers i like surprises#but good omens spoilers are like cat nip to me rn#i know i shouldnt look at the gifs but im sooo impatient#my post#good omens
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Also, as tumblr's token matthew stan (I'm probably talking out my ass here, but I've seen zero bp blogs so idk), can we appreciate his potential to be lead vocal?? My baby was popping o f f in love killa 😭
#dumb fuck ted talk#we not gonna talk about the mattiddies tho#no no#the way i screamed at fucking 8 am that was a violation#i scared my dogs. my cat. alexa#goodness#but back to the vocals????#i really liked him in all i wanna do and kill this love but hearing him go off that much just. swoon#i really wanted to hear him sing over me but ofc he wants a cute concept so i put him where he wanted but s t i l l#him in a cute song after seeing the matties just might kill me#you can't whip the nip nop out and then go and be cute#it's rude#but uuuuhhhhhh#if anyone's shit talking boys planet as much as i am can you let me know so we can shit talk together#seok matthew#seokryudan problems#boys planet#boys planet problems
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Pictured, a cat about to bite you for fun time the second you join the game and touch her belly
Some people on this website wholeheartedly believe a cat will only try to bite its’ owner if it’s under traumatizing levels of stress.
I assure you cats will bite for a variety of reasons up to and including “fun and me time”
#cats#every cat is different#mine likes to let me pet her a bite before nipping me#and she always stops if I cry out in pain#crocodile cries it doesn’t actually hurt
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Watching how two dogs who love each other will sometimes still nip each other on the ear, bug them while they sleep, etc... watching how cats will snuggle with their buddy all day and then paw-smack 'em in the face, chase them, play-fight...
Makes me, as a fellow social mammal, feel better about my urge to be incredibly annoying to another human sometimes. Like, yeah. Of course I wanna bug you. Of course it's fun to annoy you. We're social creatures and annoyance can be part of play, something we all need. And I watch these dogs who get their ears nipped, cats who get smacked out of a nap, and despite BEING annoyed, they don't stop loving their packmate. After they finish play-fighting, they're back to snuggling and grooming and sleeping together. BEING annoyed is also just part of being in a social group and having relationships... and that's okay. It doesn't erase love or necessarily make them mad or affect them in the long term... a loved one being annoyed with me is a temporary feeling that's normal for social creatures. An annoyance that wouldn't be possible WITHOUT that love
#and much like dogs and cats#we have ways of saying 'not right now i don't wanna play grr get away for real'#which is when the deescalation kicks in
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i think if i got to have a make out session with some girl in the next two weeks something within me would kinda just soothe a bit
#vall txt#i'm stressed and i'm like a spayed cat#every once in a blue moon i want someone to be nipping at me
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you know i can’t fucking learn how to talk into a mic at an appropriate volume when my cats fucking HISS and RUN AWAY FROM ME
#worf opens their big mouth#for context my cat hates when people talk at a certain tone. usually singing#like she will nip at you if you talk or sing in a tone she doesnt like#the other one just runs away if he feels like your talking down to him#BUT ALSO YOU ARE CATS??? WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL INSECURE#wolfies cats
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thinking about rafe and bambi!reader whilst she’s ovulating and how she climbs onto his lap all pretty and desperate, needing his lips and hands on her, her pretty lace panties already soaked beneath her sundress and the heat alone makes rafe groan beneath her. and she’s all pathetic, mewling and whimpering as they make out, her hips languidly grinding and the growing erection in his shorts, his large hands gripping the flesh of her ass beneath her dress as she ruts against him like a cat in heat. rafe being rafe, can’t help but chuckle as he watched her;
“look at you, pretty girl, can’t get enough o’ me, huh?”
“my poor baby, is that pretty pussy achin’ for me, hm? tell me, baby…”
“fuuuck, look a’ you, rutting against me, s’that bad, baby? need me to take care o’ you?”
and bambi!ready can barely form a coherent thought when he speaks to her that way that even when she’s on top of him, she’s too fucked dumb to even do much of the work, rafe using his large hand to grasp her cheeks as he thrusts slowly into her from beneath, “this what you needed, pretty girl? needed me to stuff that pretty pussy? god, you’re fuckin’ squeezin’ my cock so good…”
foamin at the mouth rn bye
warnings: descriptions of an ovulation cycle, bambi is super desperate and whiny loll (sorry in advance), mentions of finger sucking and edging, manipulation (?), making out, dry humping, heavy petting, tit play, teasing, praise, dirty talk, superrr cock drunk bambi (not a single thought in that pretty head of hers), dumbification, breeding kink, creampie
a/n: anon i need to give you a kiss on the cheek for this one!! usually i’ll skip over long asks but this one was too good <3
rafe would be lying if he said he couldn’t wait for this time of month to roll around for you. the incessant humping and clinging onto him for dear life, the crying and acting like you were going to die without him near all contributed to his ego, of course, but it turned him on to see you so much more desperate and needier than usual. while you never had a problem with submitting to rafe in the bedroom, your submission was on a whole other level when you were ovulating, the surrender coming to you naturally in all areas of your body and mind.
you might as well have been a ragdoll when you were so passive and pliant like this. it was almost like your brain was on sleeping mode for this short period of time, any and all thinking was rather done by rafe instead. of course, your boyfriend would take advantage of this and treat you like a brainless little fool while bending you to his every will. making you suck his fingers before teasing you and edging you to tears, encouraging you and whispering filthy obscenities in your ear while you humped his thigh, leg, knee, pretty much anything you could get your needy cunt on.
his personal favorite though was when you couldn’t resist crawling in his lap and smothering him with kisses. despite him acting annoyed, he secretly loved that you couldn’t keep your hands and mouth off of him. “c’mon.. m’trying to watch this.” you whined when he swatted your hands away, a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips when you huffed out in frustration. “forget the tv!” you straddled his thighs, your heat sitting right on top of his clothed cock, “touch me, ray. please!” rafe sighed through his nose before planting his hands on your hips as if it was such a chore.
“kiss me too..” you stared up at him with those doe eyes, his jaw clenching at the sight before attaching his lips to the sensitive part of your neck, licking and nipping the flesh there. you moaned softly while your hips moved on their own accord, your clit rubbing against the lace material of your panties as you grinded down on your boyfriend. rafe swore he could feel your wetness through the layers of clothing between you two, his suspicions confirmed when he moved you over and was met with the sight of a wet patch on his shorts.
both of you looked down, his cock growing rock hard in an instant as he snaked a hand underneath your dress and felt the mess between your thighs for himself. “poor bambi, this pussy is just aching for me to fill it up, huh?” you nodded frantically, a pathetic whine leaving your lips before you leaned in and kissed him sloppily. rafe groaned, keeping his hand there between your legs in order for you to ride his palm, the sound of your slick driving him to damn near insanity. “fuck, just look at you, ‘pretty. you can’t get enough..” he teased, deciding to take matters into his own hands and drag your soaked pussy up and down his erection.
you were mewling and whimpering as you two kissed each other feverishly, your lips now glossy with his spit. your hands were balled up tight in his t-shirt, your eyesbrows knitted together in pure bliss while his fingers dug into the plush flesh of your thighs. you were practically dripping for this man already, your skin hot to the touch as you desperately angled your hips for more friction. “fuckkk, look how you’re rutting against me, baby. you need my dick so bad, you want me to take care of you?” you cried out and begged as if he’d never ask, your arms raising above your head as he slipped off your dress.
he circled one of your sensitive buds, drawing a yelp from your lips as he knew how tender your tits were during this time. you held his head in your hands, your cheek resting against his scalp as he took himself out of his boxers. ripping your panties down your legs, rafe left the white lace dangling off of your ankle before you felt his length spring up against your tummy. he was hot and heavy, his cock standing mean and ready to split you open. pulling you against his chest, rafe guided himself at your entrance, giving you a few teasing strokes before entering you agonizingly slow.
your head dropped to his shoulder, your train of thought diminishing with every inch he filled you up. it wasn’t until he bottomed out that he grabbed you by your cheeks, the look on your face telling him everything he needed to know. you might as well have been dead to the world, the way you looked at him as if you didn’t have a brain, your eyes glassy and void of any emotion. you were truly, utterly cock drunk. rafe smiled, keeping his eyes trained on your face as he began thrusting into you. “this is what you needed, bambi, hmm? ‘needed me to stuff this pretty pussy?” you mumbled a mix of nonsense in response, eliciting a laugh from your boyfriend.
“aww it’s okay, you don’t have to make sense, baby, you’re a little dumb right now.” rafe continued thrusting into you, telling you how he was going to fill up your womb with his seed, making you the ‘prettiest mama kildare island has ever seen’. “imagine that. ‘carrying my baby around, being living proof of the filthy shit you let me do to you..” he shushed you when you cried out, his large hand rubbing your back soothingly as he pumped in and out of you. “yeah, let’s make that happen.”
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oh to be a mouse hybrid toyed with by a cat hybrid who just wants to see you squirm in every way
Ooh when the Cat Hybrid’s owners told him they were getting him a new little friend, you, a Mouse Hybrid were by far the last thing he was expecting.
He wanted another cat to mess with, to play with… to mate with. But he couldn’t stop himself from noticing your plump round form scurrying about the house or the constant skittish look in your eye as you surveyed your new home. Perhaps you would do.
From that day on he would terrorize you mercilessly. Chasing you around the around the house when your owners were gone, saying he was gonna devour you when he finally got his claws into you. Backing you into corners just to see the delicious terror in your eyes. Plopping his large form right on top of you so that you couldn’t escape him even as you scrambled desperately to get away.
It was never ending and as much as you wanted to say you hated it, it felt far too good. The Cat hybrid severely underestimated you, forgetting you too were a hybrid with all the same perks. You could smell his desire in the air every time he chased you. And you had grown addicted to the scent. To feel so wanted and yearned for, especially during the chase, nothing else could compare.
He would only ever mess with you when he felt like it so you figured you might need to give him a little push. Using yourself as bait you use your owners creaky stairs to your advantage. As soon as the first step creaks, the Cat hybrid’s head snaps up from where he’s perched. His eyes meet your wide ones for only a moment before you’re bolting down the stairs.
As soon as you hear the pounding of paws behind you, you smirk wickedly knowing your plan had worked. Cute little squeaks leave your mouth as you run throughout the house, narrowly trying to avoid being caught. He should’ve realized how much you like this. You’re much faster than him after all.
After rounding the next corner you wait a moment for him to catch up. Seeing a flash of fur and then you’re off. The Cat Hybrid pauses for a moment as he realizes what you had just done. What you’ve actually been doing this entire time.
Adrenaline pumps through his veins as he chases you at lightning speed. He’s catching up to you in no time and by the look of genuine alarm in your eye he knows this wasn’t a trick. Instead of his usual antics he pounces on you, sending you both tumbling to the floor.
“You messin’ with me, little mouse?” He growls in your ear, his body pinning you to the hard wood floor. You don’t even bother to squirm, your heart beating out of your chest as you stare up at him.
Before you can even blink he’s shoving his hand down your pants and swiping his fingers through your folds, your slick drenching them with how aroused you are. He chuckles lowly, rumbling purrs vibrating into your chest and straight to your core.
“So this has been a game to you, huh? A bit of foreplay before I inevitably snap and fuck you dumb.”
You find you can’t even answer, panting breaths escaping you as you rock with his hand that’s slowly rubbing against all the right places. He devilishly smiles and pushes two fingers deep inside you, causing your hips to jolt as you cry out.
“Well, sweetheart, you’ve done it. I’ve snapped,” he says with a menacing snarl as he pumps his fingers roughly against your walls, his claws just barely scraping them and setting your nerves on fire.
You try and be as good as you can, staying perfectly still for him as he fucks you with his fingers, but your small reaction only seems to infuriate him further. He picks up pace, licking and nipping at your throat until you too break and your moans echo throughout the empty house. A secret smirk plays on lips.
That is until the Cat Hybrid plays a trick of his own. Pumping his fingers inside you, drawing you closer and closer till you’re just about to fall off that edge when he suddenly stops and withdraws. You whine, squirming now as you begin to beg for more.
“I see through you now, sweet prey. You won’t be winning this one.”
You only start to realize your mistake as he starts fucking you with his cock, the large length stretching you so good. The natural curve hitting the soft spot inside you perfectly. Then he starts doing to you exactly what he did with his fingers. Bringing you up to the edge and then pulling you right back.
He’s as merciless as he is when terrorizing you and in a way he’s doing just that but in a whole new way that drives you more insane than the chasing ever did. Eventually you’re a sobbing mess, your tears and your arousal forming two separate puddles on the floor with how in need you are right now as he starts up again.
You jump as the sudden sensation of his wet nose nuzzling into your neck, his purrs even louder now. You immediately cling to him, meeting his thrusts and trying to chase your growing orgasm before it’s taken away again.
“Do you think you’ve earned the right to cum for me now?” The Cat Hybrid asks and you whine, nodding rapidly.
You feel his grin against your skin before he pulls out and starts slamming his cock deep inside your cunt. His intent clear before he even says a word. But when he does it’s like music to your ears.
“I agree. Cum for me, mate.”
This time as you get closer and closer to the finish, he doesn’t stop. Instead, his hands slips down and rubs tight circles into your clit. Your orgasm breaks through almost instantly and you scream as you milk his cock for all it’s worth, sending him right into ecstasy with you.
But the sound of the car door doesn’t leave either of you much time to bask in pleasure coursing through you. Luckily the Cat hybrid takes the lead, maneuvering you both as he curls around you, keeping you stuffed full of his cock but hiding any of the evidence. You’re too weak to do anything but shift into how he molds you. Making it appear as if you two are asleep and cuddling in the hall.
“Aw, look at them. Finally getting along,” you hear your owners say who are none the wiser to what’s really going on.
Cat Hybrid bf rocks his hips, snapping them back inside you quietly and forcing a squeak from your throat. He chuckles under his breath and nuzzles into you, not planning on moving away from you for hours. Wondering how many more orgasms he can rip from your tight pussy.
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