#like buddy idc i think thats sick as fuck

[technicolorxsn]

okay I'm starting to think this dude just has a thing for scary dangerous women, good for him

[andrewthedeadly]

PITBABE THE SERIES EP 2 THOUGHTS დ

ready to see what the hell is going on

starting strong with publicly accusing the bad man of evil doings this is going to go well

The evil look into the camera plsss

omg daddy issues knew that was my twinnnnn

THE DADDY IS BAD MAN

anyways pit so fine I had to say before we get too far into this

(≖ ͜ʖ≖)

way is the only one with a good head on his shoulders

the rest I think just operating off vibes

charlie!! missed him

oh forgot he lowkey twofaced

pit trying to play hard to get like the man isnt living in his house after *checks watch* 3 days ...

backstabbing bitch oh my god

ooo foreign racers I think that supposed to be a big deal im not sure

charlie has the easiest job in the world and he still going to fumble it im so mad rn that should be MEEEE

pit flexing on him yet again

they love taking advantage of these broke ass men that keep finding themselves over there

is the alpha attraction also include attracting desperate poor people like how likely is it that you get a fucktoy and an awesome repairman FOR FREE all in the same week

pit has MOTIONNNNNN

awe nevermind they paying him

WAIT ITS THE DUDE CHARLIE MET WITH

OH NOOO

they are going to fuck him over bad I dont think ill recover from this

wait for whats pit n charlies age difference ?? he said the other boy looked young but they are the same age so I wonder .

very ominous way to say ur gonna get fucked

maybe they wont fuck him over maybe??

workout scene the gods are in my favor

they beefing at the gym instead of sexy montaging im sick

what is with all these insane bets and why is charlie throwing himself in it

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

MINK MINK MINK !

yeah Charlie ate him up .. the eye contact at the end tho

now he wanna say he planned to lose okay buddy

10 cars is insane ...and he pimping Charlie out for one .. eat the rich

smh

charlie do anything and the pit is genuinely fighting a smile every time like he is whipped

charlie please drop the sugar daddy guide we need you !!

pit in that car STRESSIN OMGGGGG

charlie horny thats why he cant drive he need the pit treatment

all way do is stare off looking concerned pls get my man some ass

37 minutes in and I think the is the first time they mention alpha so im guessing it won't be too big of a part of the story line idc tho cant wait till ao3 gets ahold of this amen

way yet again bestowing wisdom

ik he sick to his stomach every time pit says boyfriend

way yet again with another amazing move keeping eyes on charlie he 4-0 today quickly becoming one of my faves

im so sorry I dont know the names of the colorful two so im going to call them the colorful twins

PLEASE THEY WANNA FUCK TOO

this show is really fun love this

way is sassy today okay king talk ur shit

and the direct confrontation yea i like the way you move way ...

ooo sellin pit off to the competitive team

A KISS NEXT WEEK

[aw-eather]

Heather Watches SG1: s2ep22 Out of Mind and s3ep01 Into the Fire

Ah two of my all time favourites. Maybe even THE favourites. They’re just SO good. Also my shipper heart cannot take it but we love torturing ourselves here so lets go. 

I’m gonna try and do enough that y’all get at least one post a day and scheduel them to go up periodically :) 

This go very long so I hope it posts properly. 

Ooooh mysterious tank

I mean honestly this was suspicious from the get go

Don’t trust this guy

JACK

YOU’RE ALL WET JACK

Is he? 

Are they dead tho? Are you sure? Cause that sounds fake... 

You see, the year is now.............. 2077

CREDITS

Teal’c looks all big and scary but really he’s a precious boy

End credits

TERYL ROTHERY

honestly that device looks very Star Trek

Missed opportunity to make a 69 joke

Girl he has been asleep for 79 years he probably remembers shit all 

Good boy, answer nothing. Don‘t trust the random men that woke you up

thats not sarcasm, I don’t trust them either 

“the rest of the facility” riiiiiight

Wizard of Oz reference

38 teams is a lot of teams

MMMMMMMM sounds FAKE

DON’T TRUST HIM JACK

General whats his face just dropped something on the ground

STARGATE

Jack is handsome

Me: I’m gay

Jack O’Neill: Yeah sure ya bethcha 

Are ya just? What makes ya think Jack can help? he’s been asleep for 79 years

Tok’ra mind probe

Benefical alliance my ass, what did they ever really do for the Tau’ri??

Except promise to send a ship when they “had one available”

So thinking of Sam right now would be BAD Jack. 

NOX

I LOVE THE NOX

WHAT CUTIES

look at them, they’re so sweet

Jack stop thinking and showing them shit 

Could be a great weapon but the Nox are peaceful and beautiful and I love them

LITTLE GREY ALIENS WITH THE LITTLE GREY BUTTS

Thats a big ship

This is the only “look at all the shit we’ve managed to do so far” episode that is actually any good

Why don’t we meet the Furlings?

I wanna meet them 

They sound fluffy

I love the baby asgards look at ‘em so cuuuuute

Kathrine! You’re great girly

“Touch it” *Jack touches it without knowing what it does, could die*

Jack waving his gun to touch the molecules seems like a bad idea

Yeah let him rest stop bullying him

purple goop

stop the pruple goop Jack

purple goop is never a good thing

Oh look... ANOTHER tank

DANNY BOY

Please cover your nipples

I don’t wanna see your man nipples

A third tank... funny that

SSSSAAAAAAMMMMMM

Funny how none of them are ACTUALLY dead

LIES WE’VE JUST SEEM THEM

Get these people some clothes

leaving her wrapped in a blanket is rude

Blanket looks like a mat tbh

BRATAC

SKARRA

Daniels hair is so bad in this episode I’m not sorry its HORRIBLE 

He has a SHIELD Jack

FUCK YEAH JACK THROW THAT KNIFE YAS

HATHOR

I love Hathor hosts

She’s great honestly

Sam and janet and the girls kicking ass is the best

RIP Hathor 

No seriously Daniel’s hair is BAD

Teal’c

JANET

ah yes, unusual 

Teal’c is so passionate and caring about his friends I love him so much

THREE FUCKING WEEKS?!?!?!?!

janet is such an angel you can’t convince me otherwise

Are they tho? 

Yeah he would but Teal’c with do anything for his F A M I L Y

Well he will leave

Aw Teal’c I love you with my entire heart

That zoom in on the patch is nice 

YES JACK STOP THE GOOP

Nice kick! 

BYE TEAL’C I LOVE YOU

AWW THIS EXCHANGE IS SO NICE 

AW THE SALUTE BABE NO THAT HURTS MY HEART ITS SO SWEET

#SorryNotSorry but Jack looks so fucking good in this outfit 

Like... he looks sooooo good

God I am questioning my sexuality left right and centre today

But seriously can he dress like that more often? 

Go get ya girl, Jack!

Oh look... not the SGC 

WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED

Serpant and Horus guards! :O

STOP THINKING BABE

THEY GONNA FIND YOOOOOU

SAAAAAAAAAM

BEAT THIS GUYS ASS AND SAVE. YOUR. GIRL

O U C H THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHOULDER RUBBING

SHOULDER TOUCHING 

SHE IS TOUCHING HIM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD FOLLOWED BY A MEMORY OF HIM NEARLY DYING 

SHE’S STILL HOLDING HIS SHOULDER

STARING AT HER NAKED BACK

TRYING NOT TO STARE AT HER NAKED BACK

HE IS SO IN TROUBLE 

HE FANCIES HER SO MUCH 

I MEAN SAME

she also looks good but like he looks better???

GRABBING

WALL HOLDING

HANDS TOUCHING SHOULDERS

PINKY CURLED IN SO HE DOESN’T TOUCH BARE SKIN

COULD HAVE MOVED BUT ISN’T MOVING 

THEY WANNA HOLD EACH OTHER

DEAR GOD

sorry I’ll stop with the caps

I just physically cannot with those two

i love them so much

and i hate how they were treatd

Hathor you idiot, 

SUANNE

LOL Jack 

Servants in the royal court? Yeah sounds great

Rude Jack

lol the pat on the shoulder Jack you dick

uuuuuuhhhhh didn’t notice before how HOT IT IS WHEN HATHOR RUNS THE IDC REMOTE UNDER SAMS CHIN AND THE LOOK SAM GIVES HER I-

ACK SNAKE

I hate them the same way Jack does tbh

they make me squirm

Give it to Daniel. Why is Daniel the only one that never has a snake in him... wait... 

sorry but I just wanna talk with the national captions institute... 

Alright! On to Into the Fire! 

DAVIS

MAJOR DAVIS I LOVE YOU

MY FAVOURITE

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVEN IF THINGS DO FALL TO SHIT WHENEVER YOU’RE THERE

Dramatic zooooom on Hathors name for E M P H A S I S 

CREDITS

I love how Hammond is like EVERYONE is saving SG1

How DARE you, Daivs. They are THE team, rude!

I love that everyone steps forward because everyone loves SG1 but also everyone knows you don’t leave anyone else behind. 

I love Hammond

MARTIN WOOD :O

He is a great director

Ew snake

Jack still looks fucking good 

Jack now is not the time for sass 

Give it to Daniel. No one cares

Sam is like “I’m not scared bitch bring it”

Of course it wants Jack

Poor Jack

Why is it always him?? 

You tried, buddy

Sam’s hand on his CHEST PLEASE JUST GET MARRIED

TEAL’C 

BRATAC

Sam literally hates watching Jack in any pain 

Poor Jack

Hathor fuck off

What exactly was the point of ripping his shirt? It makes no difference to the snake going in the back of HIS HEAD

Ew

oh gross

i hate it

I hate it so much

ugh the chills I currently have

Suanne Baun is super pretty though

YAS TOK’RA LADY

WE RESPECT AND LOVE YOU

Another Wizard of Oz reference 

Sorry Daniel looks so bad

its the hair honestly, the little dorky fringe

Sam’s hair, on the other hand *chefs kiss*

Yeah but he’ll be fine, Tok’ra lady saved the day <3 

YAS GIRL

NOOO Poor Tok’ra lady

Sorry fam, I forgot her name lol 

Sam pulling that jacket on, Sam in a jacket thats a little too big for her , Sam in a white shirt.. Sam

Yeah they are Teal’c. 

Dead and false and dead... or is he???

Hand dance

Energy barrier is in the way, boys continue to shoot

oh no shooting towers of death are never a good sign

And of course Daniel got hurt so we have to baby him for the rest of the fucking episode jfc just sit him down somewhere and Sam and the rest of the teams can do the hard work... again

Cool Tok’ra tunnels are Cool

Lol Daniel being sassy (oh its just a deep, bleeding gash, it’ll be fine) lol sorry he is funny when he’s sassy

I’m sick of your army already, Hathor

OOOOH a barrier 

Hammond is awaiting 

Why do they give them such short time periods to do shit? Like they know things go wrong literally ALL THE TIME 

Like “hi you have 24 hours to go into a SECURE, GOA’ULD FACILITY, RETRIEVE THREE SG MEMBERS AND GET OUT. PIECE.OF.CAKE”

6 hours is a long time to sit on your hands and do nothing tho. Ah well might as well go and save the boyfriend

The president can suck a rotten potatoe

Davis, you can’t really argue with him, he outranks you about 4 times

Sam’s sleeves are too long and baggy and its SO CUTE

GO SAM

SAVE THE DAY

BUT SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST 

Hammond visiting Chulak 

because he’s an angel baby

and the best dad ever to his four kids; Major Dr Science Space Baby, Sassy Grumpy Fruit Loop and Sam Carter Loving Space Baby, Warrior Gentle Giant Space Baby and Annoying, Doesn’t know shit, Archaeologist Space Baby.

Yas Teal’c, spill that tea

I will join you, bb

Hammond in a toga will also join you cause he a babe

and he needs your help cause Davis said No. 

HAMMOND OF TEXAS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER I LOVE IT 

Sam: I’m gonna go and shut this shield down

Sam: but not until I have tried to save my Future Husband. 

Poor Tok’ra lady

Hand on chest again

Fucking Hathor man

Go away boo, you’re ruining the moment 

Stop hurting Sam

YAS JACK FUCK YES I LOVE THAT

I love his response to it too

Like the shock and fear

This hug goes on a long time

I know he’s cold or whatever but like... 

and I know he’s in shock and so is she a bit

he’s doing it for her as much as him

but they’re STILL hugging

They literally never do this again

Its so sweet because after this its just... nothing? Like POV happens and then Upgrade and Divide and Conquer and they go ah fuck we can’t hug anymore so all we get is platonic shoulder holding and using shoulders as pillows. The closes we get to a hug is Death Knell and emotional trauma Threads. I want a REAL hug

And he holds her arms for ages and helps her up

Wow they’re so fucking in love this hurts

“Found ‘em” Jack stop so cute

C4! Who’d have thought it

Ah shit they’re surrounded 

He still looks good

They BOTH look good 

They make a great couple 

Nope, not really but its what ya got so you’re gonna have to deal with it

This general guy is a bit of a dick

Thats right Sam, don’t listen. Good job, Danny boy.

Only 1? Thats not a lot of time

Get out there, Jack! Buy that time

Gun Bum! (if you know Sanctuary, you’ll get it)

He’s really not doing a great job of pretending to be a Goa’uld

Its really not impossible 

ex-goddess lol 

“She’s Gone. She is no more.” I’m honestly shocked people didn’t shoot him more often 

I love him tho

Thank god, thats good timing

Hammond is IN. HIS. ELEMENT 

There is no way she heard hiom say now but she still knew. I love them. I love how well they know each other and they’ve only known each other a little over two years

Time to KICK SOME ASS

JAFFA YAS

ooh coming in from behind, sneaky

YEEHAW

OH HAMMOND YOU PRECIOUS BABY

Sam going straight to Jack and it looks like she goes to put her arm around him. 

I hate them ffs

Bra’tac and Human fuck me thats so cute

Sam’s smile when they see Teal’c and Hammond is Gorgeous

and Hammond patting her on the back! stop! I love Space Dad and his idiot Space babies. 

Final Thoughts:

Seriously guys this is my favourite Final and First eps of a season. 

100% one of my favourite two parters, if not my all time favourite two parter

Great direction, good story, excellent bad guys, good acting, just enough suspense with out being too drawn out, something for everyone, comes of the back of a fun as fuck episode (1969), Hammond has a big part, Davis is there, lots of cute Sam/Jack and of course, Daniel’s Elf Hair. 

Also the Tok’ra are actually useful in this one which is SHOCKING 

Lemme know your thoghts friends, I’m excited to hear them! 

[chinigan]

WHOO BOY HERE WE GO

I was tagged by @game-of-grump What a cool dude y’all should go follow them

Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people (THAT’S A LOT OF STATEMENTS)

The last: (1) drink: lemon lime water (drink that agua kids) (2) phone call: my mum like last week cause i lost her in town (3) text message: LMAO I don’t actually text much I’m p/ sure the last text I sent was in like july or something i do not remember (4) song you listened to: Imaginary Parties by Superfruit (Y’ALL IT’S SUCH A JAM LISTEN TO IT) (5) time you cried: sometime last week? or this week... whenever I posted about crying at the past 3 things I watched and that I bet I would cry at despicable me 3 (i didn’t) (6) dated somebody twice: I think once when I was like 16 so young and stupid and thought he deserved a second chance (LMAO NAH) (7)kissed someone and regretted it: Again, I was young and stupid (probably around 16-17 too) (8)have been cheated on: not that I’m aware of, never happened (9)lost someone special: Several.  (10)been depressed: since I was born till right this second lmao (11)gotten drunk and thrown up: uuuuuh sometime last year at uni (I remember nothing from that night to this day) (12) favourite colours to wear: Grey (13) Black (14) White (I’ll die for my minimalist aesthetic In The Last Year Have You: (15)made new friends: YES I’m such a slut for making new friends (16)fallen out of love: in terms of fake friends then yes (17)laughed until you cried: u ain’t laughing right if u ain’t crying while doing it (18)found out somebody was talking about you: probably (I’m oblivious to drama that involves me I only live for other peoples drama) (19)met somebody who changed you: probably I can’t think of any one specifically (20)found out who your friends are: my dragon age inquisition crew are the only squad I need now (21)kissed somebody on your Facebook list: yes (22)how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I have 125 facebook friends and I know every single one of them (23)do you have any pets: I HAVE A PERSIAN-TABBY CAT CALLED JASPER AND I WOULD DIE FOR HIM (24)do you want to change your name: every day. I do not like my name and am tired of a life time of people saying and spelling it wrong. (25)what did you do for your last birthday: threw a sick party with my house mates at uni (I GOT A PIÑATA AND EVERYTHING) (26)what time did you wake up: 9:30AM (27)what were you doing at midnight: playing dragon age inquisition (28)name something you can’t wait for: HALLOWEEN (29)when was the last time you saw your mom: 10 minutes ago (30)what are you listening to rn: this (on repeat because reasons) (31)have you ever talked to somebody named Tom: Buddy, have you ever talked to 4 Tom’s at once? Cause I have and it’s a wild ride (32)something that gets on your nerves: Fuckin.... shitty loud kids on planes/trains/any transport that is typically quiet (33)most visited website:  probably a tie between tumblr and youtube (34)hair color: black/grey fade (35)long or short hair: short af (36)do you have a crush on somebody: more like do I want to crush somebody (37)what do you like about yourself: my art cause FUCK if I haven’t improved so much from the shitty invader zim drawings I used to do in science class (38)piercings: I used to have my ears pierced but neeldlephobia got the better of me so they healed up (39)blood type: O something (I forgot if it’s neg or pos) (40)nickname: sket, foghorn (lovingly given by my uni housemates) (42)relationship status: taken (43)zodiac: taurus bby (44)pronouns: man idgaf u can refer to me as a potato for all I care lmao (45)favorite tv shows: literally anything with richard horvitz, rick and morty, Endeavor, it’s to late to think of any other but cartoons. (46)tattoos: 3!  (47)right or left handed: right handed (48)surgery: nope! (I’ve had a lumbar puncture tho (not surgery)) (49)piercing: none (50)sport: when I was younger... I used to be on a badminton team, netball team, hockey team, lacross team, I used to be so active (then video games happened) (51)vacation: in terms of where I’ve been? Italy, France, Egypt, Bahrain (I think thats it??? ? ? ?) (52)pair of trainers: do I own any??? no. I have skate shoes so close enough (53)eating: dark mint kit kat  (54)fav drink: Irn Bru (it’s in my blood) (55)what you’re up to: watching youtube shit posts cause fuck sleep (56)waiting for: the sweet embrace of death (57)want: more PS4 games but I’m poor (58)get married: LMAO NO (59) career: catch me in 2020 on the lead animator credits for minions 2 (I’m joking, but I do want to work for illumination) (60)hugs or kisses: hug me bitch (61)lips or eyes: eyes (62)shorter or taller: idgaf  (63)older or younger: eeeeehhhhh probably older if I really had to pick one (64)nice arms or stomach: arms (65)hook up or relationship: idc (66)troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant (67)kissed a stranger: absolutely not (68)drank hard liquor: of course (69)lost glases/contact lenses: lost/broken/damaged glasses (70)turned someone down: yea (71)sex in the first date: NAH MAN U CAN’T BREAK THE ACE SPACE (72)broke someone’s heart: I have (I still feel bad about it) (73)had your heart broken: more than once (74)been arrested: nope (75)cried when someone died: like a bitch (76)fallen for a friend: yes Do You Believe In: (77)yourself: not really (78)miracles: sometimes (79)love at first sight: no (80) Santa Claus: of course (81) kiss on the first date: eeeehhh idk I’d judge that individually (82) angels: yes Other: (83)current best friends names: Sarah, Josh, Dan, Jak (84)eye color: hazel/green (85) favorite movie: animated: who framed roger rabbit (partially animated?) or the book of life non-animated: the pitch perfect seires (GIVE ME THE 3RD ONE ALREADY)

whooo boy that took a while

I don’t think I can tag 20 people so I’ll tag 10 and if you want to do it but haven’t been tagged this is me telling u to do it (but u don’t have to if you don’t want to! it’s a lot to work through: @i-love-my-corner @rottenplantt @markimoot @birdurer @insaincat @grumpykramer @avidaddy @avibang-bang @gigglygrumps @amirrorcalledthemoon 

[lacnunga]

due to the recent attention quincey and my strange love child has gotten, i’ve decided to do a post of my ‘character building’ aka ‘me just aimlessly rambling at Q in tumblr chat and getting overly invested in our hopeless little loser’. enjoy (or dont idk idc)

Naruto oc Gear

·         platonic bff w/ kankuro

·         i feel like they deserve a mullet. they're completely oblivious to why other people Hate it. they think it's cool.

·         "it feels swishy kank. kank. feels like Wind Country style. kank why are you laughing?"

·         nobody understands why someone 'cool' like kankuro hangs around with this dork

·         its like kakashi and gai. kankuro just shrugs - "dude is a good listener. and they write valentines cards to karasu. they're a weirdo and i love them so back tf off'

·         gear:: nyah

·         kank: what?

·         gear, staring at him through their souless glasses: you know, nyah *makes kitty motions*

·         *gear proceeds to be drop kicked all the way to fire country border*

·         also, nobody know whether gear is male or female or...other?? except their doctor, who enjoys keeping it a secret from a frustrated kankuro.

·         gear has promised him a years worth of buying hi hamburger steaks if he manages to find it out, so kank has some incentive

·         its been nearly ten years...no luck

·         temari doesnt understand the friendship, but its not the weirdest thing her fam is involved in so

·         gear is v scared of gaara though, especially when gaara, in a bid to 'understand his family better' tries to get to know him. gear tries to avoid gaara, but he's. always. there.

·         kank in the end tells gear to Just Talk to Gaara, there's like a 50% chance he won't kill them (if only for kank's sake)

·         wind forwards to a v awkward interrogation session where gear tries to explain the appeal of fireworks and the concept of second hand embarassment

·         no wait

·         i just had a brilliant idea

·         gear is the pioneer of light up ninja sandals

·         are they practical? no way

·         are they weirdly satisfying? hell yeah

·         (when too many shinobi got caught in the field bc their sandals lit up, by decree of the kazekage they can only be worn in the village

·         and preferably never, according to Temari)

·         also gear is a big fan of shino. why? (because I love shino) but Actually because kankuro is still bitter about losing to him

·         so when gear meets shino they make it their mission to become Great Friends, aka the Hoopiest of Froods

·         Rub In That Salt. Can You Taste It Kank? All That Salt.

·         their name is now Gear, or in the japanese version, Giya ギヤ (aka just Gear in katakana - hell, if it works for Lee.) fter visiting konoha kank is sulking bc gear went on and on about how shino was a Cool Guy and had Flair and a certain je ne sais quois ( doesnt know what that means, but it sounds adoring and he Hates it. Gear is his friend, not Shinos)

·         Especially when he remembers that Shino kicked his asssss

·         eventually gear gets ticked off and commisions a cake with big writing on it 'STOP SULKING, KITTY'. kank is weirdly frustrated that gear has remembered his favourite flavour cake

·         gear makes him sarcastic friendship bracelets

·         though gear and shino bond over the fact that nobody knows what their faces/eyes look like. its sort of like an Achievement Unlocked.

·         Gear is then integrated into the Aburame family as a honors member

·         Gets home made pies when ever they visit

·         Kankuro is jelly as usual but does not argue over the pie

·         when shino demonstrates his kikaichuu technique, gear waves their arms around making obnoxious buzzing noises. shino sniggers.

·         hell most things can be forgiven for pie

·         gear actually becomes very good at mimicking the kikaichuu noises so when they go back to suna gear makes the noises when kankuro is least expecting it. the suprised punches to the nose are so worth it.

·         I can just see kankuro just spazzing out before just decking this nerd in the face!

·         Ok but Kin adopts them and loves them but just...just hates their fashion sense more then anything in the world

·         she just eyes their mullet with a twitching brow. gear is holding onto their visor with all their might and watching out for any kunai that might come close to his fabulous mane.

·         lets face it, if shino and gear had a bit of a 'snip snip' training accident, kin wouldn't be disappointed

·         and of course if gear becomes friends with shino, they gotta get along w/ team eight as well. kiba is eyeing their hair with a strange mixture of envy and incredulity. hinata draws gear up some new face-masks. they love them, even the pink floral ones.

·         hinata, handing over the masks: d-do you like them?

·         gear, choked up and holding back sobs: they're fine

·         Gear has a habit of coming to Kank in the middle of the night with the weirdest shit. They knock on his door at three in the morning looking like they're about to cry.

·         G: Kank I've done something awful I'm a murderer

·         Kank is basically ready to help bury a body

·         K:okay okay don't panic what did you do?

·         G: *whispering* I eat eight spiders a year kank. EIGHT SPIDERS. HOW MANY SPIDER ORPHANS HAVE I LEFT TO GRIEVING SPIDER WIDOWS KANK. I'm a MONSTER.

·         K:...go home.

·         K: Spends the night googling 'is it true you swallow eight spiders a year?')

·         i have the idea that gear was a really plain child. you know the kind that never really got noticed and people just realised they were there when they tripped over them.

·         and they finally got sick of it when they graduated the academy like

·         'well now im just going to be so Extra you wont have a choice but to notice me fuck you'

·         now thats not to say they realise the mullet is a bad idea, however it does have the extra incentive of people going 'oh hi- DEAR LORD WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD'

·         plot twist, they look so completely ordinary under the glasses and mask that even the people who saw their face don't remember it the second they look away

·         surprisingly gear makes an excellent undercover operative

·         Just take off the mask and goggles and visor, fashion their hair a lil, and put on a plain kimmon and BAM Gear is an under cover cop

·         exactly. kankuro is really weirded out by the idea that any of the sort of twenty yo people he passes on the street could be gear

·         Kankuro was terrified of gaara but boy o boy does Gear just raise the steaks a lil

·         They could be anywhere

·         Behind that bush, near the bush, IS THE BUSH

·         one time gear was on a mission with their team and they got separated. in the fight, gear lost his mask, broke his glasses and his visor got tossed. when they returned to their team they had to spend the whole journey back convincing them that 'YES this is me i swear see? im wearing the same underwear!' 'how would we know what underwear you started out wearing?' 'I THOUGHT WE HAD A BOND'

·         they meet kankuro on the way into town and gear is just like 'here, kank is my buddy, he'll tell you im me'

·         'well kankuro-sama, is this Gear?'

·         K:...im gonna be honest i cant fucking tell

·         K:but are they wearing blue boxers with ducks on them?

·         Squad captain: WHY DO YOU-???

·         Kankuro: THINGS HAPPENED OK THEYRE WEIRD AND JUST- DO THEY OR DONT THEY?

·         Gear: *shit eating grin*

·         Temari actually thought those two were together for a long time and they both just missed her euphemistic references to their ahem 'friendship' until Gaara mentions they couldn't put romantic partners on a team together and Kank just

·         ucking falls off his chair like

·         K: Wait what? Since when have we been romantic partners?? News to me??

·         When he talks to Gear about it they seem unfazed just straightfaced tell Kankiro that 'you make my kokoro go doki doki'. Kank doesn't speak to them for a week

·         Aka Gear is once again relegated to the sofa

·         Gear seems to say 'so worth it' a lot

·         Most of the time it really isnt

·         Gears surprisingly good a dancing, specifically the fancy pants type dancing.

·         So bc Kank is the kazekage's brother he's invited to a fancy do somewhere and he brings along Gear as his +1 bc hes a loser w/o a bf/gf. before the do he's just pointedly asking Gear like 'look do i need to teach you how to dance? because there will be dancing. fancy dancing. it will be Expected of You. do you want a dance tutor. are you sure? Are You SURE?'

·         Gear is just waving him off 'Relax kitty, its cool' Kank is just mentally preparing apology speeches for Very Important Peoples' crushed toes

·         the night comes along and Kank is making awkward small talk with some girl who roped him in when suddenly he's yanked away from the convo by Gear

·         before he knows it they're on the dancefloor and SURPRISE gear is waaaay better at dancing than kank's stiff penguin shuffle

·         gear takes great pleasure in dipping him really low at the end

·         and they never let kank forget about it

·         so i dont know if kankuro went to the ninja academy but lets assume he does

·         *did

·         so he and gear are in the same class

·         but gear is of course always forgotten

·         until one day kankuro notices them because IDK he runs into them and knocks them over or something

·         so somehow they hang out that day and kank realises 'yeah this kid is a good one i could hang out with this dude like forever. mine now.'

·         and the next day kank tries to find Gear except

·         the fucker is so Unnoticable

·         kank is just standing in the middle of the room scratching his head trying to figure out who the fuck he was talking to yesterday. gear of course doesnt have their sparkling personality yet and so is too shy/embaressed to go up to kank and remind him that 'hey this is what my face looks like'

·         eventually they do hang out again though

·         and the same thing happens

·         kank gets fed up and brings in his face makeup and like draws reminders on gears face

·         gear is fine with it, just wandering around all day with purple paint on their face

·         except ppl keep making fun of them so kank wears the paint as well as like a solidarity thing

·         of course gear finds his own look at the end of their academy days but kank carries on wearing the paint from then on(also gear used to be the kind of person who cried really easily and the paint showed it ALL up. they weren't too keen on walking around with tear tracks and smudges on their face, so mullet it is lol)

·         sad idea

·         gear is kankuro's first and best friend

·         sure, kankuro has other friends, but no real Friends outside of his fam later on, bc when he was smaller every interaction with other kids was coloured by him being related to the Sand Demon

·         kids didn't want to be friends with him bc they were scared for their lives (and kank threw himself into his puppet making for something to do bc puppets werent to emotionally fickle as kids)

·         so he latched onto gear and they became integral parts of their lives without even realising it

·         one day, gear leaves on a mission. they dont come back. they're declared MIA

·         it varies between villages but generally its one-two months before a MIA ninja is declared KIA

·         kank isnt worried about gear. gear is a tough dude, they'll come back.

·         a week passes and kank isnt worried

·         two weeks passes, and he's getting twitchy, spending more and more time hunched up in his studio, tinkering with his puppets

·         three weeks passes without a sign from gear, and he's wrecked seven puppet prototypes in senseless death battles and he doesnt want to think about why he's become so snappy and easily frustrated

·         (temari pops in on him every so often, forcing sandwiches and energy drinks on him even as he ignores her, whittling down a wooden ball joint with singular concentration)

·         the fourth week draws to a close and kank is visiting the mission room every day, lingering inside the doorway, scaring returning genin teams with his impatient aura. he's making trips around the hospitals in case they had an unidentified body turned in (he knows gear by their scars even if their face just wont stick)

·         saturday rolls around and kankuro is dragging himself down to the morgues, the crematoriums, clamping down on the threatening waves of despair - he asks by name, by description, by the rate of decay on any bodies returned by scavenging teams sent out across the sandy oceans

·         there is no sign of gear, not a peep as the fourth week draws to a close, the deadline for Suna mia operatives

·         he goes to the records office to bear witness as they change the status on gear's paperwork, and he feels hollow, like karasu as the red ink is drawn through the status box

·         he returns to his house, silent. temari is there, waiting, with a worried furrow between her brows (he thinks he even saw gaara, who was so changed since the chuunin exams, peer at him through his bedroom doorway opened just a crack, that emerald stare assessing, before retreating again)

·         he closes the door to his workshop with a calm firmness, blocking out temari's questions

·         kankuro stares at his puppets, propped up on various stands and in the corners, half assembled carapaces that seemed to mock him with their glassy stares

·         he snaps

·         kankuro thinks this is what gaara must have felt like, pulled under by the whirlwind of emotions as he rampages, trashing models and ripping up drawings and smashing incomplete headless, armless bodies. it feels like there isn't enough destruction to match the hole gear's death has left in his own chest and he only stops when his fist pulls its punch instinctively, barely an inch to karasu's face, those lovingly sanded planes and features carved with years of practice and patience

·         now karasu is left, his friend before, during, after Gear, and he never thought there would be an 'after Gear' - gear was only a chuunin, they didn't leave the village on any dangerous missions, not like the sand siblings

·         kankuro doesnt leave his workshop for three days

·         on the third he comes out, with karasu and gathers his supplies. he leaves for the funeral, to send off his friend

·         when they had visited konoha, he's seen their Memorial to the dead - a great stone slab, with their names carved into it, the oldest names almost worn away with time and touch. suna doesnt have a memorial - the souls of their shinobi are memorialised at the Oasis

·         the spirit oasis lies a few hours run outside of the city of suna, towards the east - once, or so the tales go, the oasis was part of a giant aquaduct that fed the blooming gardens of a wealthy empress, a long time before the establishment of the hidden villages. now, the oasis is a forest of crumbled stone and faceless statues, a giant pair of stone legs, broken at the knee marking the entrance. past there runs a river, mysterious in its crystal clarity - many suna scientists have tried to find the rivers origins and where it disappears to, but it remains one of the sand's greatest mysteries

·         it became known as the spirit oasis by the first kazekage, who saw the electric blue lights bob and weave above the rushing waters at night - he took it as a sign, and saw, from the top of the tallest ruin, the great crater that he would build his village in.

·         it is to the oasis that the suna shinobi go to remember their dead, and to let them go. it is where kankuro went. it is where he ended up kneeling beside the gently gurgling river, amongst the offerings of food and sake left behind from the visits of other shinobi. bells tinkle melodious in the soft winds, accompanied by the flutter of the shimenawa papers. he looked into the water, so clear he could see the mosaic tiles on the bottom of the aqua duct, and tried to imagine the corpse of his friend, buried somewhere under the grains of sand, lost, decaying until only his bones are left, to be collected one day many generations down, or simply to be forgotten until the gods reclaimed their peoples. kankuro imagines gear's spirit, their soul, instead, bobbing along in this river, laughing and dancing in the night, blue, bright, electric

·         "I- Geez, I can't believe you're making me say this, you idiot. I guess, I miss you. It hardly feels like you're gone. It's been, huh, i don't know how long. For me, weeks, since you've died, but I guess it only really hit me some days ago. You- urgh, you really always need to have the last word, don't you, G-"

·         Kankuro froze as the wind moaned. It was the wind, right? He knew the reports from the shinobi who had visited this place - odd sounds like groans and moans of the deceased spirits, and the embittered jounin who simply waved the tales off as the sounds the wind makes as it howls through the archways and pillars of the ruins.

·         he strains his ear for any other sounds and- there, again. It doesn't sound like the wind, he decides. it sounds like a person, a flesh and blood person. he rises to his feet, slowly pulling a kunai silently out of his pouch. he's ready for an attack as he makes his way through the labyrinth of ruins, following the sounds of grunts and pants of pain. he turns a corner and finds his quarry.

·         a fellow suna shinobi, judging by the tattered dull flak vest. brown hair matted to the head with crusted blood, the shinobi is slumped over a large piece of the ceiling that had fallen down centuries ago. as kankuro approaches, the shinobi gestured weakly with their own kunai, dripping blood onto the weeded tiles.

·         "who..." the shinobi rasps out

·         kankuro doesnt have to hear any more than that word - he recognises the voice, knows it because it's been cycling around his head with endless quips and puns and sarcastic riddles over the past few days. it was a voice he didnt think he'd ever hear again, and now that he has-

·         he dropped his kunai with a metallic clutter and swiftly crouched in front of the shinobi, casually brushing away the brandished knife that couldn't have speared a paralysed mouse. slowly, his hands grasped the drooped chin and he straightened the slumped head, so he could look the shinobi in the eyes.

·         they were brown and bruised around the edges. they stared back at kankuro for a moment, almost dead, before a spark of recognition lit up in them, and they crinkled up. the blood-tinted mouth stretched up too, showing a set of battered teeth. one hand come up to tug at kankuro's hair.

·         "...hey kitty. was the service...good?"

·         kankuro laughs and leans forwards, so his forhead touches the other.

·         "you're- you're a fucking idiot. you asshole-"

·         Gear just grins.

·         ………..

·         also i had an idea about gear's family

·         since they're hoity toity ima imagine they're an Old Clan

·         they were maybe friends of the first kazekage, and howsabout they built the water delivery system for the village

·         sooo even though they're not really relevant anymore (especially with the rise of more modern technology etc) they're still trying to regain that 'friendship'/allience whatever they had with the first kazekage

·         they consider themselves one of the village founders bc of their water systems but they're Not Really. basically the family is pretty stuck up and gear's parents are pretty peeved that Gear doesnt care more about his family history/doesnt conduct themselves with dignity

·         Gears parents are snooty plumbers

·         family name = 水瓶座/mizugameza

·         aka Aquarius/water bearer

·         not their original name but they rebranded themselves all fancy like after doing the village plumbing lol

·         gear is actually kind of embarassed about their family's attitude which is well known (and sometimes mocked) around the village

·         they prefer to just be known as Gear minus family name hence Kankuro didn't actually know which family Gear was a part of until quite a bit into their friendship

·         Gear ur a beautiful child I'm glad u were made

·         gear deserves all the happiness

·         the only reason im glad they're not canon is so they're spared the boruto ending

·          

[geez-names-are-hard-ugh]

HEY POOHEAD DO ALL OF THE ASKS I DARE U

hey ky fight me you egg 

1. answered it

2. i am 17

3. my birthday is august 8th 

4. i am a leo 

5. favorite color: navy blue

6. lucky number: 8

7. answered it 

8. born and raised in the united states 

9. im 5′3 or 5′2 ½ depending who you ask 

10. shoe size: 7

11. i own two pairs converse and a pair of boots

12. answered already

13. my talents are baking, painting, drawing, and sewing

14. probs not 

15. fave song: im just as bad as you are by slow hollows 

16. fave movie: the professional

17. i dont have an ideal partner just take me to an aquarium and ill be happpy

18. i would love to adopt 

19. nah i dont really wanna get married 

20. nope

21. yup im constantly sick and i spent most of my childhood in hospital cuz of it plus im a kluts and i constantly broke/sprained bones

22. never legal trouble but i have been scolded a few times cuz a couple of friends and i got caught trespassing and also we tried to steal a street sign which im surprised we only got yelled at for 

23. probs not 

24. showers baths kinda gross me out 

25. my socks are navy blue 

26. nope

27. nope

28. rn i like lo fi indie, rap, or anything les twins dance to

29. answered already 

30. i sleep with 2 pillows 

31. on my side 

32. 3 bedroom i bath and a spare play room so decent sized ig

33.i dont usually eat breakfast but if i have to its toast and fruit 

34. yup my uncles go shooting a lot and ive gone a few times but ive got terrible aim

35.yup at a summer camp i went to archery was one of the activities so of course i had to try it 

 36. no clue

37. fuck 

38. answered

39. yup tons 

40. yup surprising right??

41. yes 

42. eeeeh not really 

43. idk never tried 

44. ive been told i do but i cant tell 

45. french its cuuute (totally influenced by les twins)

46. no clue 

47. uuuum probs a dress thats the one thing my mom splurge on cuz i rarely where them so if im gonna wear a dress she wants it to be fancy and elegant or something but usually i wear sweaters and those are only 15 usually 

48. yup 

49. innie

50. right

51.not really 

52. mac and cheese

53. answered 

54. usually clean

55. answered 

56 no clue 

57. half an hour 

58. not really

59. succ

60. yup 

61. yup

62. oh god no 

63. being alone

64. nah 

65. i dont really watch dramas 

66. both i think long and short hair i beautiful 

67. probs not if ross couldnt do it then i cant

68. math 

69. introvert 

70. nope

71. everything 

72. yup 

73. sometimes 

74. yes but if anyone tries it ill fight them 

75.nope

76. im a ta so i guess 

77. yup 

78. yup 

79.this boy from fifth grade i dont remember his name but i remember being head over heals for him cuz he helped me when i fell during kickball 

80. none right now theyve all closed up 

81. sometimes 

82. p fast but its probs average 

83. p fast but for like a few yards then i slow tf down 

84. answered 

85. brown 

86. pumpkin 

87. nah 

88. my mom is a graphic designer

89. 17 is chill 

90. answered 

91. answered 

92. nah 

93. idc 

94. answered

95. answered

96. my grandma named me 

97. no clue 

98. answered 

99. its a quilt my grandma made me its nautical themed so navy blue, red,light blue, and white

100. light blue

hey buddy pal my guy this was a lot ky so you gotta do them too thanks for asking tho  

[sapphicshearts]

The Time Robin Killed Everyone

@homestuckartists

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:clown: :clown: :clown: chocolatula - Today at 4:34 PM im sick kis ur killing me by keeping my husband away kisbys - Today at 4:34 PM fjhfghtrjg mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:34 PM Robin i think Kis should keep them cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:34 PM plsksjsss mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:34 PM Kis deserves custody chocolatula - Today at 4:35 PM miTH SHUT kisbys - Today at 4:35 PM :eyes: mith ily...... Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:35 PM i actually have popcorn right now what good timing kisbys - Today at 4:35 PM robin u can eat my Jorts cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:35 PM omg chocolatula - Today at 4:35 PM u know what kis kisbys - Today at 4:35 PM WHATY robin what im scared now cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:35 PM hehehehejskskkdfjf kisbys - Today at 4:35 PM ROBIN fine im keeping him Heart-squared - Today at 4:36 PM she passed out clock-heart - Today at 4:36 PM :upside_down: Aeritus (Sara) - Today at 4:36 PM she sleep cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:36 PM rip Heart-squared - Today at 4:36 PM have a good sleeb robin clock-heart - Today at 4:36 PM she cant sleep mid-threat u cant DO that Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:36 PM naptime for robin kisbys - Today at 4:36 PM THATS AGAINST THE RULES cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:36 PM Robin found dead in malaysia mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:36 PM (Robin) < :jeans: nom nom nom kisbys - Today at 4:36 PM djfkhiut Heart-squared - Today at 4:36 PM is she ok(edited) mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:36 PM they eat da shorts Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:36 PM mmmmm jorts kisbys - Today at 4:36 PM excuse u..... ill have u kno that those are Jorts mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:36 PM ohhh Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:36 PM lov the jronch cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:37 PM jroNCH kisbys - Today at 4:37 PM ROBIN chocolatula - Today at 4:37 PM :skull_crossbones:  :eight_pointed_black_star: :rufioh_lisbys: :gun: kisbys - Today at 4:37 PM JHRFUIRG chocolatula - Today at 4:37 PM i couldnt find the... mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:37 PM nO kisbys - Today at 4:37 PM WHAT THE FUCK chocolatula - Today at 4:37 PM bang thing Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:37 PM WHAT THE HECK mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:37 PM STOP Heart-squared - Today at 4:37 PM :dave_ono: mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:37 PM IM GIVING KIS FULL CUSTODY Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:37 PM U CANT JUST HURT HIM LIKE THIS Aeritus (Sara) - Today at 4:37 PM kushdjhfjdksdf chocolatula - Today at 4:37 PM BANG cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:37 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: is this it mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:37 PM YOU NO LONGER HAVE PERMISSION TO VISIT ON WEEKENDS ROBIN cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:37 PM bang chocolatula - Today at 4:37 PM ty clock-heart - Today at 4:37 PM NO Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:38 PM U CANT KILL RUFIOH TWICE JESUS chocolatula - Today at 4:38 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: Aeritus (Sara) - Today at 4:38 PM Robin is now banned mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:38 PM THATS IT cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:38 PM he's double dead mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:38 PM UR GOIN TO JAIL chocolatula - Today at 4:38 PM give me my husband cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:38 PM triple kisbys - Today at 4:38 PM :skull_crossbones: :sollux:  :boom: :gun: eat ASS ROBIN Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:38 PM OOOO SHIT chocolatula - Today at 4:38 PM idc about troll sollux i want my human one :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:38 PM these fucking kids are dropping like flies kisbys - Today at 4:38 PM JNHUG STOP HURTINH IHM Heart-squared - Today at 4:38 PM dead x4 combo cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:38 PM QUADURUPLE mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:38 PM :bird: :boom: :gun: Aeritus (Sara) - Today at 4:38 PM c-c-c-c-ombo cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:38 PM :0 mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:38 PM rip me kisbys - Today at 4:38 PM JDFHGHR chocolatula - Today at 4:38 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: :tavros_ri: :boom::gun: it grows mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:38 PM i give up kisbys - Today at 4:38 PM WHAT THE FUCK cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:38 PM FUCK Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:38 PM u cant kill whats already dead both irl and inside cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:38 PM gahahshwhwiw clock-heart - Today at 4:39 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :skull_crossbones: :clock: :boom: :gun: i saved him but am dead kisbys - Today at 4:39 PM oh ym god nO chocolatula - Today at 4:39 PM THE CLOCK kisbys - Today at 4:39 PM ROBIN LOOK WHAT U DID Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:39 PM NOOO clock-heart - Today at 4:39 PM aSLDKG mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:39 PM everyones dead now chocolatula - Today at 4:39 PM can ihave my husband now kisbys - Today at 4:39 PM NO!!!! cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:39 PM everything daad mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:39 PM NO cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:39 PM dead Aeritus (Sara) - Today at 4:39 PM 1/1000 clock desgtroyed Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:39 PM ur husband is fucking BANNED kisbys - Today at 4:39 PM U KILLED RI UR PRYING SOLLUXES BODY OUT OF MY DEAD HANDS cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:39 PM shajwjeieiiejfjdkd aeritus Heart-squared - Today at 4:39 PM lkgjsflkgjsfg chocolatula - Today at 4:39 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: :tavros_ri: :boom::gun: :aradiahat: :boom: :gun: it'll keep growing.. Heart-squared - Today at 4:39 PM NOT ARADIA cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:39 PM kiss him to revive clock-heart - Today at 4:39 PM aSDGh cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:39 PM ARA kisbys - Today at 4:39 PM ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:39 PM :caliborn: :clock: clock-heart - Today at 4:39 PM WHY BRING ARADIA INTO THIS chocolatula - Today at 4:39 PM give me my husband Heart-squared - Today at 4:40 PM U MONSTER cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:40 PM HWY Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:40 PM aradia didnt deserve this cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:40 PM WHY halutations (Hal) - Today at 4:40 PM i'm finding a hal for an emoji it must be done cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:40 PM ARAADIA WAS INNOCENT chocolatula - Today at 4:40 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: :tavros_ri: :boom::gun: :aradiahat: :boom: :gun: :roker: :boom: :gun: kisbys - Today at 4:40 PM FJRHTU???? Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:40 PM NOO cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:40 PM NOOOOOOOOOOOO mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:40 PM [EVERYONE ROBIN LOVES] :boom: :gun: clock-heart - Today at 4:40 PM ROBIN IS OUT OF CONTROL kisbys - Today at 4:40 PM everyone in favor of throwing robin into the timeout corner say Aye chocolatula - Today at 4:40 PM GIVE ME MY HUSBANED Heart-squared - Today at 4:40 PM no dying in my lobby cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:40 PM ROBIN mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:40 PM aye Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:40 PM robin has to be grounded clock-heart - Today at 4:40 PM more like husBanned amiright cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:40 PM WE NEED TO PVERTHROW ROBIN mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:40 PM gay baby jail Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:40 PM MUTINY cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:40 PM SHES TOO POWERFUL Heart-squared - Today at 4:40 PM its gay baby jail for robin cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:41 PM CORRUPT Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:41 PM THE MURDER HAS TO END chocolatula - Today at 4:41 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: :tavros_ri: :boom::gun: :aradiahat: :boom: :gun: :roker: :boom: :gun: :karkat_argh: :boom: :gun: kisbys - Today at 4:41 PM oh ym go d cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:41 PM CORRUPTION Heart-squared - Today at 4:41 PM NO clock-heart - Today at 4:41 PM alkflhkflhk cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:41 PM THIS SIS TOO MICH mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:41 PM PENTAKILL clock-heart - Today at 4:41 PM please Heart-squared - Today at 4:41 PM THATS MY HUSBAND WHY Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:41 PM ITS VANTAS APPRECIATION U CANT KILL HIM clock-heart - Today at 4:41 PM mith honestly chocolatula - Today at 4:41 PM give him my husband wait give me my husband cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:41 PM WHO chocolatula - Today at 4:41 PM im too tired pls so i can sleep pls kisbys - Today at 4:41 PM robin what u have done is unforgivable ur never getting him back now mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:41 PM what, clock? chocolatula - Today at 4:41 PM ill just stay up and DIE then clock-heart - Today at 4:41 PM :eyes: kisbys - Today at 4:41 PM DIE LIKE ALL THOSE U HAVE KILLED cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:41 PM we're keeping him from you for his protection chocolatula - Today at 4:42 PM :rufioh_lisbys: :boom::gun: :tavros_ri: :boom::gun: :aradiahat: :boom: :gun: :roker: :boom: :gun: :karkat_argh: :boom: :gun: :clock: :boom: :gun: kisbys - Today at 4:42 PM PAY FOR UR SINS cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:42 PM your ednagerous clock-heart - Today at 4:42 PM OH MY GOD kisbys - Today at 4:42 PM JDHFUIRTH Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:42 PM DOUBLE DEATH?!!? clock-heart - Today at 4:42 PM im perma dead now Heart-squared - Today at 4:42 PM 2/1000 clocks destroyed Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:42 PM how can u be so mean to ri like this kisbys - Today at 4:42 PM robin Please cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:42 PM robin chocolatula - Today at 4:42 PM :kiss: :bee: :gun:

give me my husband kisbys - Today at 4:42 PM JFHGUT cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:42 PM no kisbys - Today at 4:42 PM NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:42 PM whispers, please... chocolatula - Today at 4:42 PM :kiss: :bee: :boom: :gun: mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:42 PM :regional_indicator_r: :regional_indicator_o: :regional_indicator_b: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_n: :boom: :gun: kisbys - Today at 4:42 PM FINE BE TAHT WAY cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:42 PM hahahahhejd chocolatula - Today at 4:42 PM shootING MY NAME DOESNT DO ANYTHIng Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:43 PM now u can never get ur husband back... the holders are dead chocolatula - Today at 4:43 PM did u give my husband back mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:43 PM well i already claimed the bird emoji cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:43 PM :robin: :boom::gun: Heart-squared - Today at 4:43 PM :chocolate_bar: :latula: :gun: kisbys - Today at 4:43 PM ur never getting him back robean mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:43 PM :sollux: :boom: :gun: chocolatula - Today at 4:43 PM OMG kisbys - Today at 4:43 PM om f g cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:43 PM aahhaah mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:43 PM finally its over Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:43 PM WE GOT THE SECRET EMOJI COMBO chocolatula - Today at 4:43 PM u know what kis you know WHAT kisbys - Today at 4:43 PM what mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:43 PM nobody can have the bee chocolatula - Today at 4:43 PM :cursed: :gun: tis-yai (Yai) - Today at 4:43 PM SCRWMA SNOT LATULA chocolatula - Today at 4:43 PM GIVE MY MY HUSBAND kisbys - Today at 4:43 PM :weary: what robin cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:43 PM no NO chocolatula - Today at 4:43 PM ME* kisbys - Today at 4:43 PM NO cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:43 PM NO Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:43 PM YOU CANT KILL A CURSED JUJU kisbys - Today at 4:44 PM NO STOP cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:44 PM NO mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:44 PM your husband is dead chocolatula - Today at 4:44 PM :cursed_4: :gun: GIVE ME HIM cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:44 PM YOULL DOOM US ALL kisbys - Today at 4:44 PM ROBIN STOP!!!!! angryscreechingnoises (J) - Today at 4:44 PM NO!!! cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:44 PM YOULL DOOM US mithryl-ninja - Today at 4:44 PM hes dead kisbys - Today at 4:44 PM u know what cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:44 PM THERES A BETTWR WAY kisbys - Today at 4:44 PM robin pull the Trigger he cant be Killed munch munche chocolatula - Today at 4:44 PM Omg Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:44 PM cursed tavros is Eternal chocolatula - Today at 4:44 PM :cursed: :boom: :gun: :skull_crossbones: cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:44 PM he'll curse you chocolatula - Today at 4:44 PM he dead tho cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:44 PM nope you're dead now chocolatula - Today at 4:44 PM no kisbys - Today at 4:44 PM each time u kill him he comes back Stronger it never ends cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:44 PM you did this to yourself chocolatula - Today at 4:44 PM he is OMG JUST GIVE ME MY HUSBADNASJKGSDGKJ angryscreechingnoises (J) - Today at 4:45 PM :muscle: :cursed: Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:45 PM hes always been dead, and always will be dead, but u cannot kill him cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:45 PM :cursed_sol: here kisbys - Today at 4:45 PM NOT UNLESS U APOLOGIZE AND BRING BACK EVERYONE U KILLED chocolatula - Today at 4:45 PM i will if u give my my hub cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:45 PM here he is :cursed_sol: angryscreechingnoises (J) - Today at 4:45 PM take him kisbys - Today at 4:45 PM ill only give u them once u do ur part of the deal i dont Trust u cookieart130 (kat) - Today at 4:45 PM it's him chocolatula - Today at 4:45 PM fine revives them all okk give me my husband kisbys - Today at 4:45 PM U GOTTA SAY UR SORRY!!!!! Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:46 PM gotta do it in Interprative Emoji chocolatula - Today at 4:46 PM IM SORRY kisbys - Today at 4:46 PM and that yes :eyes: chocolatula - Today at 4:46 PM too much effort its 6am pls Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:46 PM u killed them thur emoji.... u gotta bring them back thru emoji kisbys - Today at 4:46 PM ok...........................................................fine................................... Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:46 PM equivalent exchange chocolatula - Today at 4:46 PM :angel: there an angel did it kisbys - Today at 4:46 PM :sollux: :bird: chocolatula - Today at 4:46 PM thank u kisbys - Today at 4:46 PM there u go.... chocolatula - Today at 4:46 PM takes my husband.... :eyes: kisbys - Today at 4:47 PM robin.... Kairyu-Arts (Dee) - Today at 4:47 PM we lost so much... for what cause....