#like bro😳

[mugzymiik]

why Ajacenus kinda

[starjunkyard]

Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards

[makemeactup]

The slut in me is quaking

[yutarts]

@treebarkweek 6: picnic/garden/strawberries

they're women again they have enraptured me sorry 🤷‍♂️

[starleska]

right, y'all need to stop this now. there can only be a certain amount of this kinda man in media, surely? 🙈🙈🙈

[itsafuckenbear]

This guy bought me a thong the other day and honestly I kinda dig it.

[artbyfuji]

rosebird. but it's just hands...

[hayaku14]

Hot take: I don't think Shinichi would ever call Kaito "Kai." I don't he's ever called anyone he has cared about a nickname like that before and I don't think he's a nickname type of guy either. If anything, I think him calling you by your first name is the most endearment he can have for you (or "baro" LOL).

Kaito, on the other hand, would definitely call Shinichi "Shin-chan" just for the sake of annoying him LMAO but it's entirely possible that he says it so much that it sticks and Shinichi actually eventually lets him call him that like he does for his mom (and he lets kaito call him all the other terms of endearment too because he's weak like that lmao)

Also, I think Kaito doesn't need to be called Kai. Literally just Shinichi calling him Kaito alone would send butterflies in his stomach. Cause finally the Great Detective is calling me by name!!!! He knows my identity!!!! He knows me!!! Not KID, me!!! Just being called by his real name would already melt Kaito into a puddle that man is a goner.

Also also!!!! I think Shinichi calling Kaito "thief" gets Kaito misty eyed sometimes because Shinichi is Shinichi and he knows I'm a thief and yet he's still here despite it all. LIKEEEE "thief" is a lil funny silly goofy nickname until kaito reflects on the implications and he's all:

OKAY BUT AN EVEN HOTTER TAKE: Who tf cares about all that shit I just said!!!! You can make Shinichi call Kaito "Kai" if that's what you want, go fuckin crazy with it!!!!!

[artzybumpkin]

Long story short, F/ozzie found out about the “baby bump lift” trend and wanted to see how G/onzo liked it…. Needless to say it was successful😌

[persistentplums]

Billy going from big fan of Rusty to positive friend of Rusty is beautiful but I still think he would looooose his mind when he finds out Pete and Doc have an off and on sexual relationship that kinda happens sometimes but not as much.

Ik Billy eye twitches when he thinks about it too hard but he is normal about it mostly just like. Your childhood hero/sorta hear me out/kid crush hooked up with your older years crush/other hear me out/kinda in a committed deep relationship with would make a mix of “okay stop bragging you guys fucked” and “Rusty that i know now making anyone cum wants to make me torpedo something”

Billy conflicted and also distantly like it’s weirdly good for him? Worlds collide and it’s mildly intriguing in a way where he’s like 🤔 am I…into it🤔

[hobbithoes]

Lucanis telling me about his crush on neve after pressing me against the wall and almost kissing is killing me rn😭😭

[milkbreadtoast]

guys im being ignored on twitter but what do u guys think-

[multicolour-ink]

So I've been getting responses to this post, and I think we can somewhat confidentially say that time in the Mushroom Kingdom moves much faster than in Brooklyn.

But then I remembered the "Separation AU" that I discussed with @wiz-witch and @the-brucest-fan , and I realised something!

If Luigi ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom on his own...that means that he would age much faster than Mario! So when they do finally reunite, Luigi would be older than Mario...

Oh no 😶

And also, going back to the movie canon - wouldn't Mario and Luigi age faster than the family members?! Or what if they stayed in Brooklyn for a number of days, only to find years pass in the Mushroom Kingdom?

[starleska]

Swan is literally just Augustus St. Cloud and Dick Knubbler fused and with the evil ramped up to 100, i love it 🙈🙈🙈

[dragon-fly34]

I was remembering the conversation with @silenzahra about we have the same headcanons where Mario and Luigi would be great musicals, and like that's a ✨excellent✨ idea, I'm even thinking about making a playlist about it.

[uhohdad]

Dad the Accountant™️ listening to Ashnikko while writing cod fanfic is my most favorite secret identity I’ve ever heard of

(I adore you and if there wasn’t a Mr. Dad I would marry you 😘)

this ask gagged the fuck out of me I-