why Ajacenus kinda
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
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The slut in me is quaking
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@treebarkweek 6: picnic/garden/strawberries
they're women again they have enraptured me sorry 🤷♂️
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This guy bought me a thong the other day and honestly I kinda dig it.
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Hot take: I don't think Shinichi would ever call Kaito "Kai." I don't he's ever called anyone he has cared about a nickname like that before and I don't think he's a nickname type of guy either. If anything, I think him calling you by your first name is the most endearment he can have for you (or "baro" LOL).
Kaito, on the other hand, would definitely call Shinichi "Shin-chan" just for the sake of annoying him LMAO but it's entirely possible that he says it so much that it sticks and Shinichi actually eventually lets him call him that like he does for his mom (and he lets kaito call him all the other terms of endearment too because he's weak like that lmao)
Also, I think Kaito doesn't need to be called Kai. Literally just Shinichi calling him Kaito alone would send butterflies in his stomach. Cause finally the Great Detective is calling me by name!!!! He knows my identity!!!! He knows me!!! Not KID, me!!! Just being called by his real name would already melt Kaito into a puddle that man is a goner.
Also also!!!! I think Shinichi calling Kaito "thief" gets Kaito misty eyed sometimes because Shinichi is Shinichi and he knows I'm a thief and yet he's still here despite it all. LIKEEEE "thief" is a lil funny silly goofy nickname until kaito reflects on the implications and he's all:
OKAY BUT AN EVEN HOTTER TAKE: Who tf cares about all that shit I just said!!!! You can make Shinichi call Kaito "Kai" if that's what you want, go fuckin crazy with it!!!!!
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Long story short, F/ozzie found out about the “baby bump lift” trend and wanted to see how G/onzo liked it…. Needless to say it was successful😌
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Swan is literally just Augustus St. Cloud and Dick Knubbler fused and with the evil ramped up to 100, i love it 🙈🙈🙈
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So I've been getting responses to this post, and I think we can somewhat confidentially say that time in the Mushroom Kingdom moves much faster than in Brooklyn.
But then I remembered the "Separation AU" that I discussed with @wiz-witch and @the-brucest-fan , and I realised something!
If Luigi ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom on his own...that means that he would age much faster than Mario! So when they do finally reunite, Luigi would be older than Mario...
Oh no 😶
And also, going back to the movie canon - wouldn't Mario and Luigi age faster than the family members?! Or what if they stayed in Brooklyn for a number of days, only to find years pass in the Mushroom Kingdom?
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keep fucking scrolling
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Dad the Accountant™️ listening to Ashnikko while writing cod fanfic is my most favorite secret identity I’ve ever heard of
(I adore you and if there wasn’t a Mr. Dad I would marry you 😘)
this ask gagged the fuck out of me I-
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k so . here’s part of my weecest wip … idk where im going with this i just love first kisses a lot 😭 they are 12 & 16 btw
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Dude… I would so love a hug from K’Sante in general. I feel like he gives great hugs. Sett too but dude K’Sante…
Do you think he’d say yes if I asked for a hug?
~ OBBY 💗
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Do I have to watch the movies to watch the Firefly trilogy?
ideally yeah you need to watch house of 1000 corpses, the devils rejects, and 3 from hell to have seen the firefly trilogy
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oh, look what time it is again!
*checks watch* wishing there was a warm pretty man sitting behind me in bed so i could lean on his chest and fall asleep to our synced heartbeats.
hnng.
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