#like bitch why can i remember half his name AND his face 😭

[bunnyb34r]

Having acute facial blindness is so funny sometimes like why is that I will forget who I was talking to if I don't find some other identifiable feature (like shirt color, distinct hair color, purse) but I went to the movies today and was able to recall/identify this one actor INSTANTLY. An actor that was only in 1 movie I saw 13 years ago, and was like a background character through most of the movie. WHY SGDGDGDGDGDG

[kairiscorner]

omds i luvvvvvvv your writing so much 🤭🤭 could i req a earth 42 miles or a hobie brown fic where reader gets bullied for dating miles/hobie (whichever one u pick 🖤) because people think she’s “not good enough for him” because she’s like one of the quiet kids she doesn’t go to like parties and stuff like that she’s always studying and that kinda stuff and miles/hobie finds out when one of his friends confronts him ab it (you can write this however u like!!!!) and he talks w reader and stuff just a bunch of htc!! 🖤 thank you sooooo much

OH DAMN, sure thing anon !! i am just like y/n fr it's just that i don't have bitches 😭😭😭 but i hope u like this rahhh !!!

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

they're more than worthy of me. – miles 42 x reader

nobody ever has a perfect life, let alone a perfect love life, but when you were with miles, everything felt just right. he loved you with a love that wasn't overbearing or possessive, he gave you your space when you needed it and supported you from the sidelines in every endeavor you dared to try. you didn't stand out much though, really, you blended in quite well into the background. you were used to not being recognized or acknowledged immediately, and you were fine with it—though you were confused why recently, a few of your classmates were acting a little mean to you.

you never harbored any ill will towards these people—as far as you were concerned, you doubt that more than half of these kids would even remember your name. every time you approached a classmate of yours for a question, they'd immediately walk away the minute you walked over to them, others would ask you in sarcastic voices if you couldn't even do something so simple with a smile that tried to get you thinking they meant no harm when in reality, they wanted you away from them. you couldn't even pretend and think that they were just busy or being realistic—that you should be able to do something as simple as the question to an activity that you were stumped on, but you couldn't—this was because a lot of those classmates of yours adored miles.

they liked miles and having his attention on them, angry if anyone else were to get his attention away from them. before you entered the picture, they were all over him—devoted and loved him like a friend, some had loved him in more than just a friendly way, but none of his friends and admirers in your class took it very kindly when they noticed you and miles getting along a bit too well back then; when you two became a thing, everything just got worse. miles still hangs out with some of these people, though he doesn't consider them his friends—tonight, he'd be attending a party of theirs with ganke, with you opting to stay behind and catch up on school works.

late at night, as you were finishing up your studying session, you got a text from miles, asking you to come down and meet him by your front door. you got up from your chair and walked down to your front door, and there he was, battered and bruised in the face—looking into your eyes with hurting in them. you asked him in worried stammers about what happened to him, who did this to him, if he was even okay. you checked his face all over, and when you saw the backs of his hands, they were reddened and scarred, you couldn't tell if the blood was his or someone else's, because you knew this was no accident that happened to him—he got into a fight, a serious one.

"miles, what happened?" you asked him in a shuddering voice, with miles bringing his red, bloody knuckled hands to your shoulders and wrapped you in his arms. he didn't answer you quite yet as he buried his face in the crook of your neck, holding you tightly as his initial response. "how could they not accept that i love you?" he murmured as you gently placed your hands on his back, reciprocating his hug despite your confusion. "i... miles, what?" "ganke told me he heard a bunch of the guys at the party talking shit about you behind my back. i... i confronted them, asked them why they said what they said, but the last thing they wanted to do was cooperate and be honest. so i... i did some things i wasn't proud of. i'm sorry, i'm just so sick of people hurting you all for my sake–you deserve better, mi cielo..." he whispered as you pulled away from him, watching the tears form in his eyes as he frowned up at you amidst the cuts and bruises on his face.

you brought him into your house and sat him down on the couch, hurriedly getting him a first aid kit to treat his wounds. you wrapped his knuckles up in gauze, with him mindlessly following your hands with his gaze–him taking in all the gentle and softness of your touch. "i'm sorry, again, mi vida. i shouldn't... i should've handled it better." miles apologized to you again as you were tying up the gauze on his hand. "love..." you called out to him, placing your hand on top of his with concern and love filling your gaze. "i'm just glad you're alive and well. i wish you didn't have to get hurt or hurt anyone, but... i'm glad you love me enough to defend me like you did even though i wasn't there." you said in a quiet voice, smiling up at him with tears in your own eyes, matching the tears in his as he looked back at you and nodded, his lower lip quivering.

"i'd do it all again, and more, for you–mi cielo. i swear, you... you won't ever shed another tear... because of another person being an asshole to you–i can't not love you, cielo, i can't..." miles murmured with a cracking voice as he got more vulnerable. you wrapped your arms around his shoulders and held him close as he sobbed, muttering to you how he'd love you forever, that much would never change–no matter if the multiverse demanded you two cannot be, he'd make a world for just the two of you, even if everyone else would disagree.

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[f10werfae]

Can u write something abt frat!chris evans and reader getting into their first argument

Frat!Chris x GF!Reader

summary: Their first argument, which really isn’t an argument, but it’s the closest thing these lovebirds will ever get to it because they’re so damn in love and can’t stay mad at each other♥️😭

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Chris smiled resting onto his back, his sweet girl just resting on his chest as she traced shapes on his body, her lips placing small wet kisses onto his face any chance she got. “You’re so cute bun, jus wanna take you home with me and marry ya already” Chris said as his smile grew, her hands cupping his face as she smothered his face in tiny pecks; the smell of raging sex filling the small dorm room.

Until their sweet talk turned into Y/n asking why the hell Chris knocked on her door at 2am 6 months ago, leading to their first of many meetings. Looking astonished she listened to her now long-term boyfriend’s explanation, a pang of jealousy in her heart. Even though the whole campus knew how serious Y/n and Chris were getting, facebook status serious. No one needed to see the hickies littering either of their necks to see that Chris was absolutely smitten, his parents’ facebook even gush about the girl as well.

“Come on baby, it isn’t that big of a deal” Chris cooed from the other side of the bed, a fuming half naked Y/n was busy picking up her lace bras from the ground. Her cute face furrowed despite knowing she was going to end up forgiving the big goof on her bed anyway, she always did.

“But you just told me that the only reason we actually ended up meeting was because you were waiting to sleep with some other bitch. Of course i’m pissed off” Y/n huffed crossing over her arms. Chris had made the mistake of telling her that the only reason he actually knocked on her door was because he got the wrong door number, man was trying to hook up with some chick named Stacy that his frat brothers had set him up with. Only when Y/n opened the door 6 months ago, Stacy had been forgotten and Y/n had a complete hold on his heart.

“Baby you don’t understand i’m saying i’m glad I knocked on your door, n’ believe me if I didn’t find you then, i’d be lookin for your sweet ass. Trust me” Chris smirked watching his girl try to hold back a small smile as she threw her undergarments back onto the floor and slowly slipped back in beside him.

“I love you and only you, gonna put a rock on that finger once we’re outta here you know this. I’m gonna buy us a big country house, lots of space for our future babies, you like that yeah?” Chris nodded watching Y/n nod along with him shyly, this was the first girl he had taken on so seriously and he knew she’d be the last. Because they’re for life baby.

“But once you graduate what if you find someone-“ Y/n whined plopping her head down onto his chest, his rough fingers combing through it gently as he laughed at her stupid ideas

“Sugar, do you not remember that I literally carry a pair of your thongs in my bookbag, your hair tie is on my wrist, I have a timer set to feed your pet fish, I’ve taken your younger sister to the county fair and i’ve already promised you a ring. Nothin is breakin this love, not even the thought of it”

Y/n satisfied with his answer smiled up at him longingly, even though she was a sophomore in college this was her first real relationship, same with Chris although he was a senior. Both loving for the first time, and it’s enough love to last a lifetime. “I love you so much” Y/n gleamed her fingers trailing down his happy trail on his stomach, his fingers softly caressing her stomach.

“Can’t beat how much my heart beats for you” Chris said cheesily, his other hand tilting up Y/n’s head for their lips to meet. Her small whimpers filling his mouth as his tongue coaxed hers out, both of them meeting for a sloppy sensual kiss that had them both left wanting more. “Go to sleep baby, you’ve got a 9am tomorrow” Chris whispered against her lips, his thumb brushing away the saliva that had collected onto her chin, her eyes sparkling with that same glow they always had.

“You’ll be here when I wake up right baby?” She asked wrapping her arms tightly around his torso, “I’m never letting you wake up alone again bub, if i’m ever not in bed with you it’s because i’m out buying your ass your favourite breakfast. I am sick of you going to class hungry, can’t let my best girl starve can I?”

“Okayy okayy i’ll sleep, don’t wanna hear anymore of your nagging” She groaned pressing one last kiss to his peck before settling deep into his side, his lips coming to her ear to whisper one last thing, “i’ll always choose you bunny, even if we never met, somehow i’d find you. I promise you that, my one n’ only precious woman”

Let’s just say Chris finished off his apology not only with a breakfast in bed the next day, but with a poem he wrote with the help of his frat brothers, declaring his love AGAIN for Y/n in front of the whole sleeping campus. God was he whipped, and has it bad.

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[beevean]

Rewatching NFCV with @woodchipp and @the-crow-binary has been miserable so far.

Not because of them, of course: we all need each other to bear the Peak. but holy shit I forgot how mindnumbingly boring the show is. it's way worse at a second watch because now I know how much it falls apart! We're only at S2E3 as of this post!

S1 is the best season, and even that is largely forgettable, especially S1E3 which wastes 22 minutes of my life to say "here's the bishop. he's proof that CHURCH BAD". But S1E1 may be the best or second best episode of the whole show thanks to Dracula and his performance... and isn't that sad, that the show peaks at the very beginning? The rest of the show is just... Trevor doing his stuff (while the framing mostly makes fun of him), talking, some fighting, and CHURCH BAD. As positives, I still like Trevor's mini-arc in this season, and the vague effort to be faithful to CV3 (Sypha being petrified by a cyclops, falling down a chasm to find Alucard).

S2 is terrible. Yes we're still less than halfway through. I already hate everything.

I hate Alucard becoming a legend to the point that the Wallachians name his Alucard (as in, Dracula's opposite) after only a year - why couldn't he name himself Alucard? Why complicate matters so much? Isaac calling him Alucard, and Dracula recognizing the name, makes absolutely no sense: how do they know about it? Dracula lost contact with his son one year ago and I doubt Wallachian human legends have reached him. And Isaac was in the Sahara until sometime after Lisa died!

I hate Alucard himself. He's a cunt. He does nothing but insult Trevor and the Belmonts without provocation, and it's not funny banter, he's mean! He's genuinely cruel! He hears that Trevor lost his family at 12, and he can only say "lol and lmao I had more of a childhood than you. anyway they were mentally ill and child killers, they sacrificed chickens and hoarded dead cats". And this piece of shit is the most popular character of the show??? he's not even pretty what are y'all seeing 😭

(it's also weird how he's all angsting about killing his vampire father, but he hates the Belmont for being vampire hunters. bro. bro you're also about to hunt a vampire. why are you defending a race of monsters so staunchly. not even a hint of, I don't know, a Belmont hurting him when he was a child because he was confused for a full vampire? Remember that logically, a vampire child is a child turned into a vampire, we have no other indication that dhampirs are running all around the world. I know that in the games he seems fully on board with "vampires bad and me bad for being half vampire", but you have the chance of making it better and you squander it?)

Sypha is also ruder than I remembered. I think she suddenly became more cheerful in S3 and that's why I liked her, but also girl, you keep criticizing Trevor for being rude and not consoling you, but you look at him with a perpetual resting bitch face and insult the Morning Star calling it an "ugly thing"? Why does Trevor even bother with the likes of you? How is Trephacard the most popular ship in the franchise?

I hate Isaac. Oh, I gave him the benefit of the doubt back then, because I really wanted to understand why he became the fan favorite. But now? No, I'm sorry, he's overrated as fuck. He's so damn pretentious, his speech about how he wants a pure world without love is terrible from the lens of him being a Muslim who is devoted to the Devil, and his backstory is so tryhard and historically inaccurate that I almost prefer Hector's past being exposed through voiceover.

Oh, and Hector, I hate his scenes. Because he's actually treated with dignity. He's fine! I actually like the guy! I like the scene where he rebukes Godbrand (who as a character only exists to attract infodumps and to question Dracula) because "I have to work" - he sounds actually proud of his role, if not even competent, perish the thought. Also by reading the scripts online I forgot that he was the one who yelled "you do not question my loyalty!". Which I like a lot? I can hear the real Hector protesting like that out of pride, even if in private he would admit that he disagrees with the bloodshed. And the scene where he soothes the newborn Night Creature... yeah, this character used to be written with respect, and knowing how he gets tortured and disrespected and used for rape apologism by a sex pest hurts even more. Also, in retrospect, the scene where he stares at the fire while reminiscing about the day he set fire on his own childhood home doesn't go anywhere, even as the finale of S3 echoes it :^)

And Dracula, oh my poor man Dracula. He's already being presented as an ineffectual depressed old man spending his time staring at a fireplace, who can't even command his presence in the war room, who allows Carmilla to insult him and Lisa in front of everyone - it's so embarrassing how he gets the Red Eyes of Fury and then he simply... lets her go after he gets the flimsy explanation of "yeah I humiliated you because everyone is asking themselves the same question. I wanted to help <3" girl (Dracula), she's a mere regional ruler, as she herself said??? why do you need her so much that you allow her to do this shit??????? oh but then you posture to godbrand, he gets to be threatened because... he's not relevant to the plot i guess. fucking pathetic. what have they done to my man.

(and I hate Carmilla. but that has never changed. annoying smug ass #girlboss with the charisma of spoiled seafood. her way of manipulating Hector isn't even manipulation, it's just her telling him very plainly what she wants him to do. She and Lenore utterly suck at their job, and they only get their way because muh plot)

And then there's the infodumping. Oh my god these people won't shut the fuck up. Godbrand is like "why should we listen to two humans?" and Dracula dumps twice that he trusts Hector and Isaac for their human nature (which, again, it's a decent reasoning, but it goes on and on and even they should know, I get it). Alucard dumps about the apocalyptic scenario where Dracula wins and rules over a world without humans... but he only describes it as we look into his ugly face, instead of doing something more creative like actually showing what would happen. Hector gets this random flashback-through-sound, shoved there as if Ellis didn't know where to put it in the script; later on he explains to Carmilla the origin of Night Creatures, as if ever remotely matters. Isaac dumps about his jihadist philosophy about how by killing humans he and Dracula will create a pure world. Carmilla randomly reveals her Tragic Backstory after kicking Godbrand down the stairs, another scene I can't stand because it's all about what a #queen she is and how she's better than Dracula. At one point they seriously discuss about the myth of vampires unable to cross running water, which is a moot point anyway because Carmilla resorts to using a zombie bishop to bless the river!! No I will never let it go!!!

(also I love that in the one occasion where Alucard has the chance of describing his childhood, he retells the tale of Lisa meeting Dracula, something we've already seen and he was also obviously told about, not something he experienced himself. They couldn't even come up with another anedocte to actually tell us what kind of mother Lisa used to be. so lazy)

This show is half people sitting in a circle and talking, and half average fight scenes. Yeah at this point not even those impress me anymore. I'm serious when I say that Knuckles' fight scene in Divergence, also animated by Powerhouse Animation Studios, is of a better quality than what the show has offered.

And this is why I'm so reluctant to watch Nocturne. If the best seasons of this highly acclaimed show are so painful to sit through, how are we going to survive a sequel series that not even the fans liked it as much?

[gloriouspower]

Hey can you write natasha x reader with the prompts 23, 32, 33, 39 thanks

A/n : it's smutt y'all minors stay the fuck away , alright? I gave my warning so let's proceed

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Pairing : Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader

Summary : our sweetheart nat gets jelly over a man flirting with us, so she takes matters in her own hands

Mine 🖤

Warning : smutt, fingering, edging, orgasm denial, jealousy, soft dom nat, sub reader, established relationship.

Word count : 1.5k not proof read.

Note : I'm so sorry for taking this long, my laptop broke and I had to get it fixed so so sorry, here I completed this so fast my god 😭

"word" - dialogue

I sat by the counter with a glass of negroni in my hand while this man, who's name i forgot long ago, kept blabbering in front of me, i needed more than just negroni to deal with this good for nothing shit bag, i sighed internally and gave him a smile on whatever he was talking about, why was I doing this? Well being the caretaker of Avengers came with pros and cons and this was being a HUGE con in my ass.

After pepper stepped up as the stark industries CEO, i interviewed for the caretaker replacement and to my pure shock i got it, it's been 5 years after that, now I'm stuck here in another extravagant tony stark Saturday party he hosts, which i absolutely hate but organize it for him anyway, if i remember vaguely, this man was talking about sponsorship and in any way do we need sponsors right now, because i didn't wanted to come off rude i sat talking to him, which , right now, is giving me a migraine in my right temple.

"So you see, that was my idea, and maybe we can discuss some more about this tomorrow at coffee? My treat " he said smirking, placing his hand on mine, i pulled back but he held it strongly and i was getting uncomfortable, he had made several advances in the "5 minutes" he requested from me, that turned out to be an hour, but i declined them all, and was about to do it again but someone beat me to it "I'm quite sure, she said no multiple times before or are you specially deaf for the word 'no'?" Relief instantly floods in me as i hear Natasha speak, God did i want to get out of here, he looked scared for a moment before he speaks out of pure idiocy "i was asking her, and i don't take no for an answer, so i do not see why you are interfering in between us" and he had the audacity to slip his arm past my waist, i recoiled back, pushing him away but natasha didn't hold back and punched him in the face, that idiot fell to the ground, hitting his head on the hard floor, stumbling to stand up, blood ran down his nose as he blabbered " you bitch, how dare you! Do you know who I am? Fucking bitch" nat just rolled her eyes " i don't give half a fuck who you are, touch my girlfriend again and i won't just stop at a punch" with that she grabbed my wrist, pulling me away, the crowd was staring at the scene we just made, that included tony, who was giving nat thumbs up.

The crowd parted for us and by the time we got to the stairs, nat threw me over her shoulder as i awkwardly smiled at the onlookers, tony was laughing his ass off, when we finally got to our room, she placed me on our bed while looking down at me, i pouted " you didn't have to punch him you know?" She scoffed at that. I propped myself up on my elbows. "I didn't like the way he was staring at you" I laughed as she went to grab something from the cupboard " how do you know?" She turned around trying to form words but nothing came out "umm.. I was looking" It sounded more like a question than an answer but then it hit me and I gasped loudly " were you checking me out?" Her denials fell on deaf ears as I gushed over her, finally I spoke coherent words "were you jealous?" She rolled her eyes at that but i didn't let it fool me, she was jealous, when he was making those advances, heat rushed to my cheeks and southwards as it gave me a weird thrill, she finally replied, pulling me close to her, she already changed into different clothes while i was still in my black cocktail dress " so what? Nobody looks at what's mine in a wrong way, let alone touch you" I blushed, she leaned down kissing the base of my throat, automatically her hand traveling down to my hips. "Oh yeah?" My voice came out much breathier than expected, she cocked an eyebrow up, a devilish smile forming on her face " show me you're mine" and as if on command my hips bucked against hers, she crashed her lips against mine, as ecstasy shot through me.

Nats nimble fingers untied the knots of my dress, pulling down the zip in one fluid motion while her mouth left trails of hickies blooming on my neck, her other hand gathering the fabric of my dress up and pulling down my very soaked panties down, her smirk was almost unbearable to me, i would have scoffed at her if i wasn't squirming under her form for more, my eyes fluttered shut as she slid two digits down my folds, back arching while she teased my entrance, my skin felt hot, sweat forming on my forehead, the dress sticking to my skin, so i took it off completely, leaving my bare body with just the bra on, she tsked "so impatient, huh?" But my mind was already fogged so without saying another word i pulled her in for a kiss, i moaned into the kiss when her fingers finally left the rim and entered completely, i went to grab her side but the shirt she was wearing got in between, frustrated i pulled it off her, she didn't care one bit, keeping the pace steady, pumping her fingers in and out at an agonizingly slow pace, I bucked my hips to get more friction but she stopped entirely, fingers stilling inside me , I whimpered as she said "do not move till I say so, I will let you come when I want you too" her fingers regaining the speed but still not fast enough and I was left blubbering mess beneath her.

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Clothes were scattered on the floor long ago, my screams and moans filled our room, if it weren't for the sound proofing, the media would be outside our door by now. I clutched onto her Ruby hair, as she glided her tongue up my slit, sending shivers down my spine, my legs thrown over her shoulder, her nose brushing over my sensitive clit, I was close to my edge, just another push and I'll be tumbling down, the knot in my stomach too tight, i groaned tugging on her hair "nat please" she just tutted against my cunt "you wanted this, now it's either you take what i give you or nothing at all" I whimpered, knowing she'd do just what she said, if I didn't comply, my mind was a mush, her skilled tongue lapping up my juices like a starved man but she did not give me the release, pulling back just enough to leave me groveling for her to go further, hands clamped on my thighs, she sucked on my clit and my back arched in response, my delirious mind swirling in thoughts of nothing but her hands on me, her kitten licks pushing towards the edge yet again, this time i didn't tell her, i was desperate to cum, i needed to but as if she knew what i was doing, she pulled back completely, my hand immediately flying to pull her back but she chuckled, her mouth smothered with my juices as she licked it off her lips.

She climbed on top of me, grinding her hips against mine, stimulating me more and more , my head rolled back , eyes scrunched shut, breathing labored but she had other plans , leaning down near the shell of my ear , her breath tickling me she said " say that you're mine, say it and I'll give you what you need, sweetheart" I whimpered, as quickly as I could I said " I'm yours, please, I'm all yours" she smirked, all the while teasing my entrance with her fingers, finally pumping into me, her fingers skillfully scissoring me inside, brushing my g-spot with every hit, and in no time I was coming on her fingers, the slick gushing out, smearing the already dirty bed sheets, I heaved, riding down my high, as she laid beside me chuckling and licking her fingers, I turned around and buried my face in her chest, her arms enveloping me, she caressed my hair lightly, kissing my forehead, giving me a break from before but before I could even process what's happening she pinned me down again, her voice rough "I'm not done with you just yet" and right then I knew I won't be getting any sleep tonight….

© god-of-mischiefs 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬

A/n : if you want to be tagged let me know in the comments ☺️

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Part 2 of interesting Mechat routes [Part 1] there'll be vague spoilers but nothing major

13. "Oh my god, they were roommates" + "there's only one bed" trope except they fucking hate each other

14. "Just inherited a large manor from a distant English uncle who died under mysterious circumstances" MC Vs. "Butler, willing to do anything to protect the manor, and trying his best to mask how much he loathes his new employer under a thin veneer of politeness" LI

So many instances where you can't tell if they are gonna fuck or tear each other's throats out

Also there's this moment after MC bitch slaps him, that's like

MC: .....wait am i a sadist? Shitfuckshit I shouldn't have hit him

MC: I'm so sor-

MC:

MC:

MC: Is he a masochist?!!!

Edit: ohh this just spiralled straight into porn with a side of possible murder mystery

that being said MC has a strong "I may not like him or even trust him but only I can be a dick to him" instinct

Edit: I'm screaming they're so funny

MC: I'm going to act mean and domineering and borderline cruel because it's clear he doesn't want me here and it's clear he's hiding something about my uncle's death and this is the only way to push him into revealing secrets

LI: I'm going to throw my kink for being subservient to the point of insanity and keen for punishment in their face at any opportunity so that it'll scare them away and they don't get a chance to ruin this manor

MC&LI: oh no they're into this

Edit: both of these characters are insane. And no I'm not talking about the 24/7 BDSM part I mean they're genuinely unhinged. What do you mean his response to feeling jealousy is to lock the both of you in a tomb that'll seal shut in 30minutes after which you'll eventually die of dehydration within days and your response to that is to fuck about it instead of oh I don't know FORCING HIM TO OPEN IT AND GETTING THE FUCK OUT ASAP!!!????

15. Two doms trying to out dom each other. 24/7 grind-hustle culture stock market invester he/they dom LI Vs. MC who said bet.

16. Retired (?) God of Dreams running a magic coffee shop (the profile pic of one of the versions of this story looks lowkey like goth Julian Devorak (and he only looks like this here btw) and with 0 thought behind it I named my MC "Nel" for this route and then took a whole half an hour to remember my MC for Julian's route is named "Len" so magic? lucky coincidence?)

17. Adrenaline Junkie LI (the story doesn't really interest me but his Cruella de Vil looking ass is pretty enough to drag me along)

18. Giant muscular marshmellow soft shy excitable nonbinary butch

19. College group project -> poly relationship. The dynamic & chemistry between the three of them is so good .

also why do all of them have issues😭💀

20. Wildcard fantasy storybook pirate come to life x geography nerd MC who is the best combination of fiesty, anxious & shy/flustered getting kidnapped & cursed to be their navigator to the Bermuda triangle

[xylomilo]

Ninja Headcannons

Cole

Any pronouns

Demiromantic Bisexual with male lean

Afro-Latino with a little bit of French from great-grandfather

NU Goth

Collects records

Short butterfly locs

Booba 🤲🤲🤲

Will eat anything and everything if it doesn’t leave his mouth

PTSD from the fall in March of the Oni 🥰

After DotD, the others (and him) kept forgetting Cole isn’t a ghost anymore so they kept hitting him and he kept bumping into walls for a while

His mother would make cake from him when younger, thus why he loves it so much

Releases stress by training, baking cakes, or listening to music

Likes to study the meaning behind song lyrics

Jay

Demi-Boy

He/They

Bisexual

3/4 Korean 1/4 White (Libber was half white half Korean)

Portable charger that never runs out

“BRO HIS HEART STOPPED BEATING” Jay: “Let me try” ELECTROCUTES HIM

Southern accent that faded away over time

Scene kid in high school

Mythology nerd

Everyone bullies him for being part white

Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons fan

Refuses to download Twitter bc his fans scare the shit out of him

Audhd(?) (Autistic ADHD)

Kai

Trans

He/Him

Pansexual

Half Filipino Half Argentinian

Used to sacrifice a lot of things just to see Nya happy (cough cough Kenny McCormick cough cough)

Switched names with Nya one day and got hit by the transgender-fication ray

Constantly refers to Nya as “sis” because she used to be the only thing he had

Only good at forging magical weapons (the opposite of Karlof lmao)

Allergic to seafood but didn’t know until he was talking to the others like “yk it’s weird how fish makes my lips tingle” and they went 😟😟

Used to have nightmares the day his parents disappeared

Has accidentally made so many fires out the most random things

Every sea creature hates him

Dragons adore him and Oni loathe him

Lloyd

Trans, non-binary

He/They

Achillean AroAce spectrum

Vitiligo

Japanese with a bit of Chinese from grandma

AUTISTIC ADHD HAVER 🫵🫵🫵🫵

Has never seen any pictures of his grandmother, only heard vague stories

Lots of animals like him. Like a lot. Bro is followed by anything and everything when he goes to the park.

Seasonal allergies (FUCKING LOSER (im projecting))

Collector of books he will never read, physical and digital

Old dreamsmp fan- the others still make fun of him for it to this day

Sleeps in the most uncomfortable positions and places but is somehow fine

Lloyd wishes he had stayed in contact with Brad.

Had matching bracelets with Brad, but Lloyd doesn’t remember where he put it

Lloyd sometimes stalks Brad’s social media pages to see what he’s been up to, but is too scared to actually follow him back. When they do though, they find out Brad blocked them on everything the day after.

Post season 16, Lloyd became a pet sitter for a while. Imagine their surprise when the door opened and he was face-to-face with Brad. Lloyd quit the next day.

Nya

Trans

She/Her

Bisexual

Half Filipino Half Argentinian

Really observant

Knows what Kai did for her when they were younger and she feels awful about it

Can manipulate water in people but it’s hard to do

Couldn’t remember what her parents looked or sounded like until Season 7

Used to steal a lot when she was younger to help her brother

Every sea creature likes her

Dragons are terrified of her

Wakes up in a cold sweat when her older middle-child senses start tingling (Red Green Blue Ghost by beloved 🙏🙏)

Her and Morro got intense beef like fist fighting type (middle child stuff)

“Babe why is your mom hot” “Nya istfsm”

Zane

He/They/It

Pansexual

Vitiligo

African-American

AUTISTIC 🫵🫵

Used to overheat a lot pre season 4 but his ice powers cancelled it out

“Oh this media is nice” proceeds to research it for the next twelve hours (me)

JAZZ LIKER, GET HIS ASS

Gets treated like a brand new iPhone by Acronix 😭😭

Doesn’t need to charge, being near Jay Is enough 😭😭

Kenny McCormick by how many times he has died

“Don’t worry guys, I can fix this problem” pulls out gun

Wakes up in cold sweat “MY STUPID BITCH SENSES ARE TINGLING”

Their heart is made of ice, literally (their power core is made of blue crystal and chronosteel, which is how the old EM gave Zane their powers)

PIXAL

She/They/It

Unlabeled

African

Collects everything and anything

“Aw, this is too expensive!” … “Wait I’m rich.”

Only wears turtlenecks and plaid pants/skirts

Small rivalry with Nya because everything PIXAL creates, Nya has created before

A little bit insane

Zane: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

PIXAL: You already are

“Woah, they’re laser focused!” and PIXAL is listening to celebrity drama videos

Likes watching people argue on Samurai X’s gender/pronouns (thinks its funny)

Acts like schlatt sometimes

Has a habit of speaking in a monotone voice and is genuinely surprised when people think it’s being rude

Brutally honest 😭😭 Kai will say “does this make my ass look fat?” and PIXAL will respond with “the opposite, actually.”

[taylorkellyreporting]

i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: ncis: hawai’i s2 from ncis 19x21

since the first ep back is a crossover with ncis i just decided to watch those eps first. if this is their way of getting more ppl to watch the og…it’s working lmao

— ncis 19x21 + ncis hawaii 2x01

roman’s hilarious

“salted or unsalted?” “i…did not taste them” lmao

i don’t like this deputy director at all

parker’s ex wife is definitely lying and probably setting him up

“if i’m the sucker, consider me licked” 😭

*pretends to be shocked*

lmaooo they got the commander good in that diner

at least parker is suspicious

WHAT???

hm. i wonder if the commander is the raven

damn this storyline is insane

jane and nick would be such a hot couple why lie

oh wow it’s the prisoner

kate and lucy are so cute

“don’t worry, you’re gonna get to know the inmates, believe me” pls

oh they got played

bombside manner 😭😭

i love bam-bam she’s hilarious

“screw you, torres!” “you’d like that, wouldn’t you?” skjfhghcjjs

IT WAS A SETUP

i’ll never get tired of ocean shots

this crossover was SO MUCH better than the first one omg

— ncis: hawai’i 2x02

kate wants to tell her boss about lucy so she can meet her team 🥹

he was shot in the face?? how horrific

ernie gossiping 😭

“first off, it’s a movie about family” dkfjgjfjdn

mai tai o’clock 😭😭

that’s a lot of blood

i love that kate’s venting to jesse

NOT THE CROWBAR

that chase was cool as hell

“i don’t have friends, i got ohana” lmaoo i love them

“it’s like a trilogy, right?” lmfaooo

“i’ll be right here, with ya” aww

“welcome to the fbi family” 🫶🏻🥹

THEY’RE SO CUTE

— 2x03

why is this woman so nervous…

oh shit they cut her brakes

“i’m like half your size!” 😭😭

oop not lucy coming at her with her full government name

“well now you’re just trying to turn me on 😏” LUCY CLAPPING TO GET HER TO FOCUS PLS 😭

SHE FULL ON BODY SLAMMED HER ICB

wait, what??

this audrey looks like she’s wearing a really bad wig

bam-bam doesn’t remember jesse lmao

“but mostly, we spoke the language of love” 😭

“ohhhh i see it now!” hours later lmao

oh redhead looked like she saw a ghost when she saw kate for the first time

“open yourself up to more mopping” plsss

oh shit this is intense

“my love” 🥹

“being with you has changed everything” i love them y’all i really do

— 2x04

a backup shoe 😭

hell no i would never think to cook in someone’s house when i’ve never even met them before

i do not like cassandra at all

they were all scared to death…what a terrible way to die

“their fear is his high” how evil

no fucking way it’s the ranger who was helping them earlier

PIKE??????

THAT WAS INSANE

jane lying and saying she likes cassandra pls

besides the season premiere, this was my favorite episode of the season so far

— 2x05

oh my God

lmao that kacy scene was so awkward

i can’t wait to find out who this aj person is

all of these construction men are hot…assholes but. hot.

kate really put her foot in her mouth with that financially responsible comment

not him blaming ben + the team for what’s happening as if he didn’t get into bed with them in the first place

this ep was frustrating but really good

i don’t trust aj at all. he’s probably the one who had the brothers attacked.

that was such a beautiful ending

— 2x06

i’m on daniel’s side with this one sorry

God this is making me never want to leave my house again…fentanyl scattered all over the beach are you fr

“if the devil got into the drug business, fentanyl would be his product of choice” so true

“it’s not every day i get to spend time with my little buddy” the smile on kai’s face when he thought ernie was talking about him is making me lose it

i’d like to thank the writers for gracing us with shirtless kai scenes

bam-bam and ernie beefing is hilarious

oh my God i really thought jesse was gone

kai really threw down that bag so he could hug jesse jdjgjvjdhsvc

alex getting a job at kai’s dads restaurant oh wow 😭

“your dad doesn’t know what he missed out on” i love their friendship so so much

stella knows there’s something wrong

well that was unexpected

i want more annoyed kate

jesse’s insane

lucy “my love” tara and kate “my sweet” whistler you are so adorable

the tear ☹️

i get the writers needed an excuse for yasmine being gone but lucy deciding to spend four months on a boat in the middle of the ocean is so out of character

— 2x08

kai is such a SWEETHEART

not jesse being a theater kid omg?

“the pirate queen” “no, just stop. you’re embarrassing yourself” the way kai just nods 😭

mcu mention oh this is hell

alan’s an idiot

ernie 😭😭😭

okay a movie shoot was not expected

lucy needs to come home NOW

“walk away” he is very much not going to do that

not at all important to the plot but charlie’s neck is so freaking thick lmfao

cassandra needs to pack her shit and go already

jane is such a badass i don’t care if what she did was a stupid move

they did alan so foul

oh shit kai’s dad took money from those men???

CHARLEMAGNE 😭😭

oh jane’s gonna kill alex

[sharkface-daydreams]

i don’t know dragon age so give me. either your favorite or most niche dragon age ship

🥺🥹💜 ask dragon age for me.... 💜💜💜💜

well my favorite of all time is a pc/canon ship but not a canon romance but i did think of a niche npc/npc ship that has recently made me feel like eating glass lmao so i did two

i attempted to give some context but not completely infodump >< idk if that was achieved lol

My Grey Warden who has to go save the world after being recruited from a no-caste nothing on the underbelly of dwarven society fell for a guy you can't romance bc his culture is the Qun, which dictates basically your role and existence since you're born. They don't do like romance or marriage or whatever bc genetics are dictated by people who manage that. (Although some people do escape and live outside of that) His name is his job title. But he's a good man, a good soldier and a good friend and Torani Brosca respects the shit out of him so she keeps her feelings to herself. But yes she'll fight by his side and find his missing sword and stay as close as she can 🥺 and she never ever thinks of herself and her wants bc everything went towards her sister's chances of getting the family married up out of poverty so she really doesn't examine the feelings either it's just. I want to be close to you. Always. 😭

Uuuuunfortunately in my canon playthrough she takes the final hit in the last boss fight to kill the big bad and dies :( Beforehand she asked Sten to return her sword to her sister in Orzammar so Rica could have something to remember her by. She technically could have lived but that involves a mage party member fucking someone so she could have a baby and uh. suck the undying soul of the Arch demon into the unborn vessel instead of requiring a Warden to essentially cancel it out by killing it and... i don't actually remember the specific mechanics but a Warden specifically has to die in order for the big bad to STAY dead bc they have a like. half vaccinated version of the blight that kills them extremely slowly. But dorfs have such a low reproduction rate and the only way for them to get out of castelessness was for Rica to have a nobles baby and marry up... so Tor was like no i am not forcing anyone into that I'll just take the hit. 😔 so there's glass snack #1.

glass snack #2 is from the Dragon Age Inquisition DLC The Descent so this'll be spoilery lol but omg Renn and Valta

Ok. Dwarves live underground, are immune to magic and the magic ore only they can dig up bc it kills anyone else. There's a group called Legion of the Dead who are socially dead, they literally have a funeral for them when they leave, and they go into the old deep roads and protect the city from the Dark spawn until they die out there with their boots on. This is what Renn does. Valta is an archivist who's been essentially put on bitch work bc she pissed off a higher-up by not erasing something really trivial from their records. And we're down there helping them figure out why the earthquakes are suddenly nuts. It seems like they've been working side by side for years and Renn either has a specific task or personal obligation to defend her while she's in the dangerous tunnels and old roads, I'm not sure which. But while they bicker a LOT there's soooooo much fondness underneath all that and they care about each other so fiercely and honestly we don't get a whole lot of conversation and banter even but what we do get is just fucking LOADED with meaning and I'm just *eats drywall* about it

ough and when he dies defending us from some threat we've never faced before she's even more determined to figure this out so he hasn't died in vain auuuurghh god so many things ending in tragedy but in the meanwhile.... the meanwhile is so good 😩 and that dichotomy of already being 'dead' but still having reason to live, to fight for and protect someone. ough...

[whatsabriard]

Rewatch time. Now I can take notes.

*what the hell is that wedding cake made of. They’re using an entire sword and two of them can hardly cut it? No wonder mrs p looks so suspicious of the food.

* I’m still p salty that Cora didn’t let her hair down.

* Edith and Mary being all sisterly.

* “I think it’s an awful idea.” No shit brother. “We don’t need to talk about money.” Robert. Jesus.

* so Violet has been moved into the big house for the end, yeah?

(This is where I point out that I saw this at an Alamo drafthouse and had quite a bit of liquid by the time the movie started and I had to pee SO BAD but refused to leave the theater.)

*this silver dress is so stunning. Robert’s ears are extra sticky-outy.

* Cora’s ‘I’d love it’ at Edith wanting to come along hits different now. I’m cry.

*why was robert only worried about edith’s second child.

* MAKE SURE THEY THINK OF YOU AS A DRAGON.

* of all the names, did they have to pick Dagleish? IT TOOK ME HALF THE MOVIE TO GET PAST “dog leash”.

* everything will be odd and foreign for his lordship. There is one person in that house less capable of dealing with foreign soil than Robert and it’s Carson.

* the pacing of this movie is very peppy.

* nearly every woman in the house has a new hairstyle except Cora. Imma guess she didn’t cut her hair to the new style because Robert loves here hair.

* WHAT WERE CORA AND SYBBIE TALKING ABOUT.

* at this point I leaned over to my bestie and said “they’re gonna singing in the rain this bitch, aren’t they?”

*”Why has she asked you?” Lol she don’t want you reading her spicy letters.

*the look on Cora’s face when Isobel says that Mary will become Violet. It was glorious.

* I hope Cora teased Robert relentlessly about miss dogleash and the whole mess of a dinner.

* it’s kind of nice when there isn’t a single Bates suspected of murder the whole time.

* Cora Crawley, cruise director.

* Mr Molesley lmao.

* weird titanic vibes, tbh

*cora is tucked in so tight to Robert doing their little king of the world thing. omg why are they so cute. meanwhile, why is molesley there? Did they say and I just didn’t care?

*Sybbie inherited a bombass place tho.

* I would like mrs angry mom to do Cora’s hair though.

* Mary’s marriage the Talbot is one of the most nonsensical turns this series took. I still don’t understand it.

*Violet’s green dressing gown makes her look very mcgonagall

*the first all talking movie was a horror film? Lol

*still me taking the piss out of dog leash.

* WAIT. what happened to Spratt? Is he busy writing for Edith now?

* 😭 holding hands on the boat

* with the lawyer they’re all doing Covid seating.

* watching Robert do math in his head is hilarious.

* Cora tries to assure Edith that everything is fine. My dad, who has not seen this yet “oh lord”.

* Suppose he never steps up to the mark. He’s pretty cocky for a dude who waited as long as he did to propose is what I’m saying.

* “just a little heartburn.” Dad: uh oh. We know what happened the last time someone had that.

* did we know about Molesley’s lip reading before?

* mrs hughes - you could do it! why would that have even entered her head?

* is it actually physically impossible for Edith to keep her mouth shut at the dinner table? She’s always like oh a sensitive topic? LET’S DISCUSS.

* I’m not sure I entirely like that Brandon is now wholly ready to be the aristocracy he claimed to dislike. I think we could have found a more middle ground for him.

* Mary called Matthew perfect, a prince. Remember when he was the monster of her fairy tale? aww.

* Talbot was a stupid choice Mary. Sorry not sorry.

* “it’s not enough.” ever get tired of being such a bloody wet blanket Robert. Cora has had it UP TO HERE with his histrionics.

* it’s time! It’s time!

* am I blue. Yes.

* his hand around her neck. send help.

* my dad just told the dogs to be quiet, they’re recording. Then realized what he said. We’re invested fam.

* Daisy. Mvp. Anna’s like “did she just say that”.

* for maybe the first time in her life Mary looks abashed but being caught in the act lol.

* PLAYS IN THE ATTIC? did grow a little crop of March girls after all?

* Cora actually said dog leash. Why. Why did they.

* surgery. What did he think they might be taking out?

* “you’re welcome to ask them” lol.

* honestly at this point Mary should have married will graham over Talbot.

* “two gorgeous men fighting for my favors” lol baby. As of it would be the first time.

* not enough has been said by Cora about The Matter.

* “it must have been a shame to spoil that.” arrighty.

* “I know I can trust you to do the right thing.” shut up I’m crying. She didn’t have anyone since her mother died who she could trust to be morally right. DO NOT TOUCH ME.

* Robert comes bursting in, looking much like I imagine he looked waiting for his babies to be born.

* I don’t care how convenient it is, I adore that the downstairs group got a chance to dress up and be posh. They all look so beautiful.

* why did they give Thomas and Andy mutton chops lmao

*how does mrs h sit with that bustle holy shit.

* miss Baxter looks so pretty.

*”are you not going to kneel?” OH GIRL YES.

* “Marcus us willing” - TO. DO. WHAT?! Are they gonna live in sin?

* I’m glad Thomas finally gets his happy ending. He’s not afraid anymore.

* Tom is a good dad.

* “finished you off” really clarkson? There wasn’t a slightly better way?

* that so great a lady should go when the house is full of film people.

* “dear boy” I cry

* *sobbing* Mary wearing Violet’s brooch.

* oh shit. Isobel sitting alone. That was the part that lanced my heart right open. I can’t. I can’t.

* Cora and George.

* Henry really did just leave Mary alone to this. HE WAS A BAD CHOICE MARY. She buries her grandmother. Alone.

* one final gut punch with that portrait.

[g0ttal0ve101]

Tommy x Charlie head canons bc i just reread the hall case 😏

😈 W behavior…

Charlie x Thomas HeadCanons ✨

Despite smoking himself, Charlie would NEVER let Thomas do the same. Like never, never, never, never. No matter how ‘uncool’ he seems because of it, he’s just not gonna let that go by. 💀 “Wanna cigarette? You must be joking. Nothing is more wack than picking up smoking. 🕺”

Thomas really likes to show public affection and Charlie despises it. Man won’t even hold Thomas’s hand because he’s too shy. Eventually, he’ll start to warm up if the people around him don’t really care that he’s. y’know. ✨🍓✨

When Thomas gets wasted, he hugs Charlie for dear life. Boy grabs his waist and he’s not letting go until he passes out. You might be thinking, ‘awww, so cute!!’ but let’s remember that they go to parties to get drunk all the time AND Charlie hates public affection…Charlie is quietly having a mental episode trying to hide the fact they’re gay.

“Why is he holding you like that?”

“Brooo, he is so wasted hahahahahahah oh god oh fuck-“

Charlie is insecure about his hair?? And Thomas loves it??? A LOT????

Thomas is insecure about his voice?? And Charlie loves it??? A LOT????

They both love the corner-store. Enough said. They buy all the junk food they can with the money on them. Also, they share raspberry and cherry slushees together.

You know that one scene in movies where the couple park on a cliff and make out in their car?? Yeah. Thomas and Charlie do that. 😭

Charlie teaches Thomas slang. This has been a thing since they met. Thomas was sheltered asf by Adrien, so he used to speak like he had a stick up his ass. (💀) But Charlie taught him how to speak regularly.

^ Speaking of teaching, Charlie taught Thomas how to skateboard as well. But he still sucks at it. Very. Badly. He has to have Charlie hold him up while they practice, bro. It’s that bad. And it’s not any better with bikes, scooters, roller skating, or driving either. He. Absolutely. Sucks. But at least they have bonding time!!

Both have pet names for each other.

Thomas’s for Charlie are: Sweetheart, honey, and darling.

Charlie’s for Thomas are: Doll/dollface, babe/baby, hot shot, and handsome.

So actually, the roles are kinda switched because you would THINK Charlie would be more ‘lovey-dovey’ rather than Thomas. But no. Thomas is the soft one and Charlie is the baddie. 😈🖤

They joke around calling each other corny ass pet names for fun A LOT. Like

“Hey sugar booger 😫💦”

“Oh my god 😍 hey sexy buns”

If they disappear from the party all of a sudden, don’t look for them. 🌸✨💕🌹🦋 Don’t make the mistake Freddy did.

After the fall (where Thomas gets brain damage), Charlie becomes an extreme worry wart. Like. BAD. He always checks Thomas’s breathing and his heart to make sure everything is okay.

^ This usually ends up with Charlie creating the excuse, “I’m cHeCkInG uP oN yOuUuU!” just so they can cuddle on the couch with Charlie’s head on Thomas’s chest. Half hour in, the boy gives up the act and admits to just wanting to be close to him.

AGGRESSIVE play fighting!! People try to break them up thinking that they were lowkey fighting to the death!! But they both come out completely unharmed.(?!!)

Inside jokes for days. These two will look at a water bottle, nudge each other, then start cackling. Their objectives are unknown.

I don’t know what it is, but caressing Charlie’s face gives Thomas so much joy. Like. SO much joy. He’ll just stare at him with a stupid smile on his face and compliment him. Meanwhile Charlie is just: 😫🦋✨🥺💕🌸😳…th-th-th-th-th-thanks 😖!!

Will smack each other’s asses for no reason. Literally just:

🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️

🚶🏻‍♂️💥🚶🏽‍♂️

🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏽‍♂️

“Bitch.”

“Whore.”

Thomas steals Charlie’s clothes. It started with the jacket…then his shirts…then his pajama pants…and now…they basically share them. 😭

This is the side of them we never see!!

This is the side we DO see!!

(But believe me the top one is definitely more accurate when they’re alone. They are not dumbasses all the time.)

[ursie]

5, 12, 34, and 38 for zane 👁‍🗨🫀 and 1, 5, 14, and 27 for literally any of your dnd characters dealer's choice i love them all

Sorry this took so long ❤️ @sleepcities ❤️ I had to use my computer for it

Zane :

5 : On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

like a perfectly organized wallet 😭 keys and phone like it’s almost too neat

12 : In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

On the battlefield each time every time . He wishes she would at least grapple with the decisions he makes on the battlefield. She does not. He always calms down when the stakes are high and panic..Simply isn’t an option.

34 : Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/meth

yes and no? I think he would edit the solution but not entirely drop it. Like if she made pancakes he didn’t like she would want to make a batch each slightly differently to figure out what went wrong specifically then just. Try a new recipe or throw out the eggs 😭

38 : Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

remove a problem or threat. She’s very objective and solution oriented-to a fault. When people are upset he’ll give honest advice instead of letting them complain or cry yknow? It’s a flaw

Dr. Barbara “Barbie” Grove :

1 : Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

Yes!! Barbie is the eldest of 12 (rip her Mom)-she more or less raised half of them tbh shes. She’s THEE eldest daughter syndrome tbh 😭 is very close to her twin River but also they’re always fighting because he actually calls her out on her shit and sees through her acts. Truthfully shes probs closest with Joana whom Chris (her wife) took in as his apprentice

5 : On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

She actually holds most stuff in her prosthetic legs (which sorta operate as bags of holding) but generally sewing supplies and first aid materials-makeup, hairbrush, ect. Think Mom purse™️ and then put it in a dnd setting. Definitely that bitch that knits on the bus

14 : Does your character remember names or faces easier?

She remembers everyone but also she has trouble separating people unless you’ve been with her consistently like recently she’s gonna conflate you with 12 different people tbh she’s not forgetful as much as old though tbh 😭 faces blur together for her a lot she’s definitely better with names

27 : How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

She has scripts so to speak memorized so she tends to either : practical solution, mom her way out of it, or ignore it all together. She’s not one to be vulnerable with other people. If you hold her to the fire her “character” will break but generally she usually just talks her way out of it by being maternal or kind or smart ect. Whatever character is needed in the situation

Irena of the Hearth :

1 : Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

She’s one of the den mothers of her order so her job is literally helping raise the kids. Cindy is probs her favorite due to her talent at the violin but otherwise she’s only particularly close to Mother Hatch and Mr. Truestone

5 : On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

A token of her faith, some rice she gives to ducks whenever she passes, and spare change to give to whomever asks for it

14 : Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Extremely good at it in gen!! Needs to remember who donates best to her church. Needs to remember who doesn’t 😭

27 : How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

Cries. Is confused?? She’s very naive and generally just. Doesn’t know how to handle people being mean because?? Why? Will usually ask the matron mother for help or advice if needed-if it turns physical will ask Mr. Truestone to handle it

Johnny Creed :

1 : Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

Yes. He has a sister and brother. After they were orphaned his sister and him dropped off their baby brother to be raised at a temple and parted ways a few years later. They love each other but aren’t particularly close. There’s a lot of regrets that they could never come to terms with. He eventually killed her for the crown in his early 30s something he doesn’t lose sleep over and that simple fact kills him

5 : On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Lil trinkets he picked up like thimbles and rocks and maybe a lost guitar pic, spare change given to him for his performances, candy he gives to kids, pens, paper, loose notes and doodles, all sorts of things

14 : Does your character remember names or faces easier?

He’s been alive for uh. Almost ever so a lot of it is blurred or not quite right but very good at it in real time the issue with his memories is he’s an unreliable narrator in real time

27 : How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

King of deflection ❤️ but also incredibly self destructive ❤️ mentally ill ❤️

[rhymingtree]

I am so late to the party, and I could not be more sorry. I RSVP'd for this Sunday, and I arrive on a Friday. Well, at least I got here.

I'm going to a fucking wedding dressed in pajamas, this is great.

Oh, Ghost's got wedding jitters. How adorable.

AND SHE'S WEARING A SUIT, SHE'S GONNA LOOK SO GOOD

I love how they all managed to plan and hold a wedding in less than a week while in hiding, with catering and shit. It's amazing.

If at any point we cut to Bucky all depressed and worried and angry while Ghost and the gang are over here guzzling drinks and partying, I'm gonna throw hands.

Why? Why was this so damn hard? You’d fought aliens and robots and assholes that randomly came back from the dead to try to kill you and your friends. 

What you wouldn’t give to be fighting Wraith again instead of this. 

Christ, she really is nervous.

Love is…an elusive, heartless bitch—

Oh, a wedding's no place for scathing honesty, Ghostie.

But it is true though

Her blonde hair was in curlers, her makeup perfectly done, but she was still in her pajamas. 

An iconic entrance in an iconic outfit.

“Yeah, I know,” she started, pulling away and looking you over quickly before a Cheshire grin curled to her face, “But you got pretty eyes.” 

Oh my god. I'm blushing.

Shucks, what is Boone doing to me.

Ooh here comes Groom no.1!

“Stop flirting, Cavanaugh.” Duke’s voice came from the hallway just as you rolled your eyes. 

No don't tell her to stop, I like it.

HAHAHAH he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt under his suit. I love him. And I love his future husband.

I love Boone being the only person in the trio who is perfectly chill and is not declaring their nausea.

How the hell did they get the blue and green color motif and the coordinated outfits and shit ready in under a week?

While in hiding?

With the Avengers and Wraith trying to find them?

I just... I envy their organization skills.

 “Where would I be without my favorite girls?”

“Single,” she said.

“Blown up.”

Funny Ghost says that when she put him in many a dangerous situation before. Like that one time they blew up the high school laboratory together, or that other time they snuck onto a plane and flew it together, and the other time in Hongkong when she left him and the rest of the team behind in a death trap to hunt down Wraith...

We'll ignore it for now. 😌

Oh, poor Jack got kicked out

STAN

Was Jack using Stan's arrival as an excuse to see his future husband?

Jack and Duke saying I love you's through the door like that... makes my heart want to explode.

They are so fricking sweet. It's not fair.

I love Stan. Thank you for bringing him back like this.

“Where is he?”

“Duke is—”

“Not him.” She shook her head, “Where’s my favorite child—Ah! Christopher!”

I have been laughing for five minutes.

But in all seriousness, it brings me so much joy seeing the Cavanaughs giving Christopher this much love. It's what he's been denied for so long. It's what he deserves. And as always, the Cavanaughs deliver.

“It don’t hurt no more.”

“Hurts me still,”

Starting to hurt me too, with how y'all talk like this. Stop. I don't wanna cry.

“When the hell am I gonna meet Captain America?” 

I can't wait for the day he does meet him.

Knowing what Steve Rogers' ass looks like, hearing anyone call it a boy scout ass is both hilarious and somehow mortifying.

Papa Cavanaugh pep talks for Ghost?

Boone's family are literally the most wholesome in the world. I love them all so much. Which is funny, because I don't remember half of their names.

God there's so many of them

But that's okay, the more Cavanaughs the better.

“Don’t you let her tell you what to do,” Hattie said, shaking her head with a sigh before patting his shoulders, “Go sneak a kiss, it’ll settle all your nerves. Trust me.”

Oh, she really is Boone's mother.

NEAAAAAAAA GPIOJHRGSOIHDGSIOHDF

THEY'RE HERE THE QUEENS ARE HERE EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP THEY'RE HERE

FLOWER GIRLS 😭😭😭

Wow, Nia's already acting like a teenager... I can see why Turner's having a hard time.

 “Better late—”

“Right after a near-death experience—”

“Than never,”

You gotta give it to 'em, they're staying strong.

See when they decide to hit another milestone in their relationship, it'll be after another near-death experience.

Once again, Ghost faces her impending doom, her worst enemy to date: Public Speaking. Dundunduuuun.

Eyyy the Roper Twins are here. I'm wondering how they managed to get... the beverages through airport security or however they got there.

Ah shit, I got something worse than a Bucky POV.

I got a fucking Danny flashback.

Why... WHY does it always take me by surprise

Finally, a legend meets a legend. Bo Cavanaugh and Ghost, face to face for the first time.

This is gonna be great, I'm gonna cry, and then I'm gonna cry again because Jack and Duke are finally, finally gonna tie the knot

“Enough with the ‘sir’, darlin’,” he drawled, “You’re makin’ me feel old.” 

Excuse me, darlin'? UM

I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna ruin the moment with... horns and knees

There's something about Bo that makes it feel like Ghost had somehow gotten younger in the moment. Like he knew how to get her into a comfortable, vulnerable level where she opened up to him and let him talk to her, and the amount of respect and admiration she showed him in that one short interaction too...

She probably hasn't held someone in that regard since Weston. Maybe she called Nick Fury sir but it was because he was technically her boss; though she did obviously respect Fury, she never fully trusted him.

Maybe it's also because Ghost had been hiding behind her walls the whole time, and the only time they ever crumbled was beyond her control. With Bo, she actually let them down herself and let herself to be open with him.

And it's probably also because she's looking at one of the people who raised the Boone Cavanaugh into the explosive woman she is now. Like, Bo dealt with a child like that and raised a maniac with a steady and true heart. I'd respect the hell outta that, too.

Oh, now it's Amma's turn.

One of the people who raised Ghost and gave a heart to a stalwart soldier. Gotta give her a hell of a lot of respect too.

Oh fuck and now I'm crying

THIS IS TOO SOON

“When Mr. Cavanaugh said to not let anyone tell you you can’t do this, he also meant you.” 

🙂 I love you Amma. I hope you can hear me through the fourth wall

“It’s bad luck.” 

“That’s for straight weddings, Boonie,” he said, pushing her off of him and holding her at arm's length as she swung at him, “I don’t think that’s how it works for—”

He's got a point, Boone. The fact that it's a gay wedding should dissuade any bad luck.

OH MY

WHAT

HE DID WHAT

.... Well, this took quite a turn

OH NOW IT REALLY TOOK A TURN

Oh god, they're gonna ruin their outfits if they start... canoodling right before the ceremony.

“You ever regret getting them together?”

“Every damn day,”

Liars. Getting them together was the best thing these two have ever done. Also, because you got them together, you get an impromptu reunion, and whatever it is that the Roper twins brought with them.

AND. Ghost in a suit. All of this happened because of Raf and Boone being annoying pushy besties. I am eternally grateful.

Jack chuckled, slowly crawling off of Duke and straightening his jacket before heading to the door

CRAWLING OFF DUKE OH MY GOD

...

I need to compose myself

Oh god now Boone's crying

And then Duke's gonna cry.

And then I'm gonna cry. Again.

No no Boone looks good in sweatpants let her be.

“If you make me cry before wedding,” Belov cut in, folding his arms over his chest, “I am going to be so mad.” 

I'm already mad. I started crying long before the ceremony started.

Duke giving Ghostie pep talks and annoying the hell out of here is one of my favorite things

I don't know which is better, Raf calling everyone pendejos or Belov calling Nea and Nia gremlins.

Also, Zac is fuckin' adorable.

Ari and Jesse being the best, as always

I swear to god, if Ghost gets another Danny flashback I'm gonna give up and just cry in the corner

Jesus, that's a lot of people...

I can't imagine how pretty your Pinterest must be after organizing this, Darke.

It's perfect.

And Amma is making me cry again goddamnit

Oh god here we go

I am not prepared

“I’ve always heard of love at first sight, but I’ve never believed in it until these two,” you continued, “I truly believe they knew they were soulmates the first time they laid eyes on each other…they just didn’t know what it was.”

Love at first sight... of their glorious asses.

But also yes it was love at first sight and yes it was a beautiful moment I will always love coming back to

“Love like yours means watching each other's backs and protecting each other through thick and thin. It’s helping one another when one falls; it’s supporting each other no matter what,” you paused, taking a breath, “Love is…each other. Together. Together you will fight demons, defeat enemies—”

“And crazy psychopaths…” Jack muttered, earning himself an elbow from Duke. 

“Bennet, shut up, I’m on a fuckin’ roll,” you whispered with a frown. 

“Sorry.”

I love everything about this exchange

Jack's comedic timing saved me from another round of tears. Thank you Jack.

You turned to the man, watching as that one damn curl fell into his face again before Duke reached up to gently smooth it out of the way,

Never mind, I'm crying now.

They haven't even gotten to the vows yet and I'm already weeping. What is wrong with me.

BOONE'S CRYING I CAN'T TAKE IT

...

Another... Danny... and it's that one...

Fuck it, I'm soldiering through it's the vows part I CAN'T MISS IT

My hopes and dreams are yours; our paths and our fates are forever intertwined.

... 🙂

See if my future spouse doesn't say something like that at the altar, I'm cancelling my wedding.

“Boone? Who the fuck put me in power?”

Satan. I guess.

I have never been more relieved that I'm crying tears of joy right now, because I am crying A LOT

A storm was on the horizon. Lightning flashed through the clouds further up the mountain, but you didn’t care, nor did anyone else. For once, the night was yours. Without a worry or a care. 

I love it. I love the meteorological themes.

...the Roper twins, with the help of Belov and Zac, had smuggled in enough booze to keep the party going for at least five days. 

I'm genuinely worried for everyone's health and safety right now...

After a month of being on the run and on edge, you felt a strange calm in the air. 

That ain't a good sign.

Aww, Imara's painting them 😭

And Turner's just watching her work her magic... It's so sweet, I can imagine the twinkle in his eye.

A JUICE BOX 😭 I love these fools

Drunk!Boone is best boone

Flirtatious Boone is also best boone. Thank god she is currently both.

I love how Ghost is concerned if her officiating the wedding was legal or not, when most of the things she had done in her career were most likely not legal.

Raffa being the absolute best once more.

His back must be hurting from carrying the mental and emotional state of two of the most mentally and emotionally unstable people on the planet

All the while I'm imagining Ghost holding that juice box like a very fancy drink and sipping that straw all serious looking

No but seriously though, I love it when Raf gets to shine like this

I'm so glad to see more of his and Ghost's friendship, because it's built on so much trust. And Raf, besides Boone and Duke, has seen Ghost hit rock bottom.

He literally brought her out of it. Almost single handedly too.

How is Boone still awake at this point? Five bottles of whiskey, jesus

“Oh, I see,” she said, a devious smirk rolling to her face, “Get it, Dugan.” 

Pretty sure he was about to before you picked the lock earlier today, Boone.

Oh hello Silas

I'm... gonna need a list of all the Cavanaughs because I am confused, and the fact that they all have green eyes is not helping me.

Ghost is a taken woman. So Silas can take me instead

Man's smooth as ice. Like his baby sister.

“We did good, да?” He asked, nudging you gently, “You did good.”

I don't know why, but something about this made me tear up again.

All this love Ghost is getting, and she's not still not getting the love she wants most.

... God, Bucky...

I'm a fuckin' mess right now.

CHAPTER 79 // EYE OF THE HURRICANE

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around. 

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To all my Anonymous Avengers, 

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers. 

Thank you,

Darke

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A cool breeze blew through the valley, rippling softly through the night and bringing the sweet smell of rain from the top of the mountain and swirling the savory scent of Mrs. Cavanaugh’s food. Sparkling stars blanketed the dark sky, offset by the warm, twinkling strands of lights that decorated the courtyard. Music and laughter echoed through the valley, bouncing off the trees before being drowned out by the sound of distant thunder. 

A storm was on the horizon. Lightning flashed through the clouds further up the mountain, but you didn’t care, nor did anyone else. For once, the night was yours. Without a worry or a care. 

With your suit jacket long discarded, your sleeves carefully rolled up and your tie undone, you were finally relaxed. 

After a month of being on the run and on edge, you felt a strange calm in the air. 

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