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I’m blocking you if you start sucking his dick after he brings it back in two days btw

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Doctor Who: the only show bold enough to ask "what if someone was a pacifist, but they were really, really, really bad at it?"

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they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm

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i will never forget when i took a short story creative writing class in college and one girl brought in a scene that was explicitly, BLATANTLY the "on your knees" scene. like down to whole chunks of dialogue and including references to sight gags that made literally no sense in the written word. and i didn't tell the teacher bc i didn't wanna be the dick that got her in trouble (altho weirdly enough our whole syllabus for that class didn't mention plagiarism even once, tho i'm sure it's bc it's already fucking implied) but what i DID do is i wore my red team t-shirt on the day we discussed her story in class and i looked her in the eyes as i said it felt like it was part of a much bigger story and maybe it would've benefited from being in a different medium like tv

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i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* rewatch red vs blue again

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i am going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health and relationships* rewatch red vs blue again

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Tired of the caboose infantilization. That man could drink all of blue team under the table so easily (except kai. You can't beat experience.)

He's capable of flipping a car in one go we need to stop giving him apple juice when everyone else is drinking. Get him a bottle of vodka so everyone can watch in horror as he literally drains the bottle and feels abolsutely no buzz

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Everybody is somebody’s somebody.

“UnMasked Thoughts: 2” - medium, face masks and paint markers.

January, 2025 - Ave

Image description in alt text and under read-more

Image Description of a black surgical mask against a white desk background. Written in white paint markers are two phrases. The first line reads: “Only someone else’s loved ones will die. The second line reads: “Of course, not mine!” - said everyone else”

In the bottom right corner of the mask is the artist Instagram handle vertically spelled out “@afroflowerr” END ID

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a stupid scribbly doodle of epsilon ?

Him in his zest pose or something

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Tucker : I'm a grown man. I don't care about stickers.

Also Tucker : How come you always give the really cool stickers to Caboose? That's favoritism!

Caboose: Do you want to trade for the cool rocket sticker?

Tucker: ...Yeah

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can you draw sharkface jumping on a trampoline and hes hitting a cool pose mid air 🥺 plslsplsplsls

i only had 20 mins before I had to go to work but I hope this is what u wanted! locus could never

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Can i request Tucker hugging Junior? You can give him a human design if thats easiest for u i just love dad!tucker content

i think they'd hug each other like this

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her fuckass bob….

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Yeah, I see a lot of shark positivity posts on my dash these days and I really appreciate that. But I think something is being left out of the message so I’m just gonna say that:

YES, Sharks are not bloodthirsty monsters. They only do what they do because they are instinctively driven to do so.

NO, sharks are not your friends. They are not sea-puppies, gentle babies, or whatever BS anthropomorphic “cute” term you want to use to describe them.

YES, you are more likely to be killed by falling coconuts and any number of improbable circumstances than you are to be killed by a shark attack,

NO, sharks are not “harmless”. They are apex predators of their habitats and deserve to be treated with the same respect that you would give to a wild lion, bear, or wolf. JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKELY TO ATTACK YOU DOES NOT MEAN THAT THEY WON’T. ACCIDENTS CAN ALWAYS HAPPEN, AND A SHARK’S PATIENCE IS NOT LIMITLESS.

YES, you should take every precaution to prevent a shark from “test-biting” you.

NO, a test-bite is not just a harmless consequence of shark curiosity. A TEST-BITE CAN KILL YOU. Just because sharks generally release people after the first nip and don’t make any effort to eat them does not mean that the bite is somehow any less deadly. You will bleed out in the water if the wound is bad enough.

YES, sharks are endangered and unfairly demonised and worthy of our support.

NO, that does not mean that anthropomorphising them and spreading false information is okay. 

Please support sharks, but please, for the love of god, give them the respect they deserve when you do so. YOU ARE NOT HELPING THEM BY ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO SWIM RIGHT INTO THEIR JAWS.