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bugdotpng · 3 months ago

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and can i just say. i am in so much god damned mother fucking pain today. the transition from having help with every facet of my life to suddenly having literally none has been so fucking hard on my body and i hurt so fucking bad. and i haven’t let myself talk about it or complain about it because ive been wanting that independence for the last two months but my god im in so much pain and i hate admitting when im in real honest to god pain but christ alive this fucking sucks so damn bad

#i haven’t let myself cry once this entire time #i started watching ted lasso today and a very specific line in it broke me and i just broke down sobbing on my couch #like bitch HELP #lmao #i will simply take opiates and go to bed early i suppose #bug.txt

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leghorned · 3 months ago

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harry fails(?) a red check

#looooord help me i'm about to glomp this bitch #liked the idea of harry eventually being railroaded into a check he's too gone on kim to ever hope to pass. you like him so so much bud #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry disco elysium #kim disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #harrykim #kimharry #chicken scratch

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corviiids · 1 year ago

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in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting

bonus:

#death note #rookposting #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #i was like oh.. i should crosspost some of my dn shit to tumblr but idk if ive made enough posts to do a comp.#(searches for one second) ah fuck #shoutout to the lovely people who made appearances in this compilation by helping me #hope yall dont mind #by the way im also a pisces bitch so im allowed to say that about him.

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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FNAF movie Mike learns Vanessa had dyed hair

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #glitchtrap #fnaf #fnaf help wanted #fnaf ar special delivery #security breach #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #I like the detail that Ness would dye her hair #but I always wondered what happened to it because AR/HW to security breach #so this is my guess that rabbit got rid of it #glitchtrap HATES a bad bitch winning #I agree with Mike it looks nice on her 🩵

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may-i-cut-in · 5 months ago

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oh, the way they're looking at each other...

#gelphie #galinda upland #elphaba thropp #wicked movie #wicked the musical #wicked #ariana grande #cynthia erivo #these bitches gay #like oh my GODNESS #elphaba is so soft with her #but galinda is in LOVE #like somebody help her out #poor lesbian with a comphet galinda my baby

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red1sart · 3 months ago

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miqo'te ace comm from @where-does-the-heart-lie!! + a few doodles of my own w elezen sabo

#red’s art #one piece #ffxiv #ish #me combining my two biggest interest into one #portgas d ace #sabo #revolutionary sabo #flame emperor sabo #someday ill draw my own wol but hes an au ra... (punches the wall)#big thank u to whery again for the comm he turned out amazing and it helped me visualize him better #didnt draw luffy but hes like. monkey kid ala goku & zidane #they'd all be from tural bc theyre latino bitches. except ishgard is very similar to how goa works too so. shrugs #luffy and ace making fun of sabo bc no tail

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pineappical · 3 months ago

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cooking lessons

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #sdv harvey #sdv gus #the context behind this is. um. this is probably from one of the mods i have installed but before i proposed to him i had a conversation #with him where he talked about absolutely fucking up on making homemade pickles and i thought back on it when i got to the point where he #asked what my favorite gift is and i was like. hmm i also like pickles irl and i like the idea of harvey running around pelican town to #get me a gift for our wedding so. harvey getting gus to help him make pickles :-)#i will be the happiest man on earth when i see him walk down that aisle with a jar of pickles #SORRY IM A FRUIT. WHATEVERRRRRRRRR #pn.art #likeee yeah i could set my fave gift as a rare item but also. im a sentimental fruity bitch who gets way too into video games. whatever.#kinda gave up on the shading halfway through so. eh #oh also yeah sure u can see it as ship art between them too literally have fun idc :-)

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pissmoon · 4 months ago

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Yes 'elitism' and genre purism in music scenes can be ridiculous at times but the way some people talk about it is like they think it should be illegal to criticize music

#i find 'anti elitism' way more annoying bc these ppl victimize themselves n act like a joke on a band they like is bullying them personally #+they're hypocrites about it often. they do shittalk music they dislike themselves but its not 'elitism' when they do it #bitching about 'metal elitists' is 'let ppl enjoy things' for sabaton fans like good 90% of times #if u cant enjoy it bc strangers on the internet shittalk u were never a fan to begin with. hope this helps!

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nonebinary-leftbeef · 2 months ago

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His ass would NOT list five things you can see, four things you can touch, three things you can hear, two things you can smell, and one thing you can taste

#I know I’m just projecting but god are depictions of mental illness sanitized in media #even the ‘socially acceptable’ ones like anxiety and depression #like how often is it that a character is in the middle of a panic attack #and someone else swoops in to tell them list five things they can see etc #and the character having a panic attack is magically better #give me a character who refuses to use those kinds of coping skills and pushes away help #give me characters whose mental illnesses are inconvenient and manifest in ways that aren’t socially acceptable #also soft launching a new blorbo by tagging #Jason Todd #because it’s my post and I do what I want #and also you cannot tell me that dude isn’t a little bitch about receiving help

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cherrirui-official · 1 year ago

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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

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marciaillust · 8 months ago

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> be me

> going on my first holiday alone (aka driving to a DnD summer camp)

> 5h car trip ahead of me to the other side of the country

> 4h into the trip the engine dies

> stranded in a forest

HELP LMAO

#this bitch genuinely waited to do it to me on my special day #i don't actually need help im a big girl like that. I'll just be making phone calls for the rest of the day

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spacebubblehomebase · 21 days ago

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Ah yes. Again with my random Merthur fanart that I periodically post for no reason, but this was mostly just me playing around with colors awhile ago. Really miss their Enemies-to-"Not if I die for you FIRST, you ARSEHOLE" dynamic! Still, if you're like me and you somehow never walked away from the accursed Lake Avalon, here's your occasional check up: You good, fam??? 👑🧙‍♂️✨️ -Bubbly💙

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idolomantises · 7 months ago

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Sometimes I get messages about certain dialogue in my comics about how a character is being passive aggressive when I'm just writing them as straight forward and blunt.

idk, as an autistic person who's dealt with genuine harassment several times (including a few months ago) because his straight forward and blunt demeanor was misinterpreted as being "rude", "ungrateful" and "bitchy", its just kind of interesting seeing people interpret dialogue in a more hostile way.

it's not a complaint, i prefer those fictional interpretations over terminally online twitter users who need to be coddled over everything but it is kind of fascinating seeing how people interpret certain dialogue.

#txt #also funnily enough made me think of chappell roan's stupid discourse #like hearing her speak casually and without sugar coating her words and everyone is calling a rude ungrateful bitch #i could not help but think 'wow she just like me fr'#its also tragic bc i swear we were finally acknowledging this weird 'overcorrection' in interactions people have been having online #where now everyone has to talk to someone and reassure them at the same time because they're so scared of backlash #but social media has become so volatile that we're back to people screaming at neurodivergent people because they think #blunt honesty is being passive aggressive and rude

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #glitchtrap #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf help wanted #five nights at freddy's #Being nice is so easy when you don’t got a bitch ass bunny in your ear #I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along #but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat #just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes #let her have friends!! 😤

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teaboot · 2 months ago

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hello internet what is the thing where parts of your back feel clenched up and you can’t get em to relax. Like im laying on the floor right now and there’s a spot below my lungs that feels like there’s a rock in it. I feel like if I stretch long enough in a very specific position a I can pop things back in place like pulling the string on a bow but I have not yet found a position convoluted enough to work. Is this just what life is like after 25 forever

#This is like a chronic thing but this last week everything has been worse #how do I make it stop #usually I ask a friend to punch me and that helps but I’m home sick and can’t get comfortable #Like imagine stepping on a ripe avocado. There’s a big stone there and I hate it #Bitching and rolling on the ground

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cubbihue · 8 months ago

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When you said that the unluckiest person is most hopeful, it reminded me of Nagito Komaeda. If the universe were combined, do you think he would fair well having Anti Cosmo as his anti fairy?

Funnily enough, I feel like it would be Hajime who would have an anti-fairy companion. I mean, he’s surrounded by extremely skilled people! That would attract bad luck in some way for him. Nagito wouldn’t be good food for anti-fairies. Or Fairies. Or Pixies.

...Honestly, Fairies aren’t quite sure what food he produces. It’s like a weird amalgamation of luck, desire, greed, and all sorts of emotions they can’t disentangle. Like a crockpot gone horribly horribly wrong. Eating any bit of that would make any fairy sick.

Eugh. The hell is wrong with that one.

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#fairly oddparents #fop #fop anti cosmo #anti cosmo #danganronpa #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #asks #itty bitties fop au #this man has been haunting me for. TWO weeks now.#nagito komaeda get the FUCK out of my inbox #GIT #GIT GIT GIT!!!!!#i guess we doing danganronpa now #i dont think there's any fairy that would put up with whatever the fuck he's got going on.#although the fucking. idea of fairies and danganronpa existing in the same plane is pretty fucking hilarious.#i can just imagine hajime's day getting worse and worse #like. imagine showing up to school. Nope. not school. a fuckgin BEACH. and some fuckgin RABBIT shows up and does weird shit #even worse you go to your room and there's a blue bitch in there.#well. i guess it gets even more and more worse what with the killer bear and the friends killing each other thing #but hey! at least you got yourself a weird blue fucking thing that only you can see!!!#and it keeps taunting you every time you do something cringe. and wont even bother helping you with ANY of your investigations.#and nobody has any fuckign idea what youre saying !!!#well except maybe gundam tanaka.

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