#like bingus soup

[grimfeywizard]

fuck you turns your alastor into soup

[briancocksofficial]

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BARLES BINGUS BOG BAND, PART 2

What is it? 

It's a bog-themed concept album that's been gently dipped in the idea of jazz, and an accompanying murder (maybe!) mystery short story which was accidentally dropped in the jazz and has been soaking in it for several hours now.

Who is it for? 

Those who like their music genres ill-defined, enjoyers of bad puns on a somewhat niche subject, and ones who have a taste for silly stories with accompanying experimental music.

Why would you make this? 

I was compelled to, by no one in particular.

What about the frogs?

What frogs? I don't see any frogs. Stop asking about the frogs.

Why are you so defensive about the frogs?

I'm not defensive. There are no frogs in my vicinity, and I have not been writing an album while locked in a room with hundreds of them for several months.

Several months? What have you been eating?

They made me soup. Do not ask who "they" are.

Was the soup good?

Yes, it was. Thanks for asking.

And the album?

That remains to be seen.

Where can I get it?

You can find it for free on my website or on Bandcamp. If you want a plot-free listening experience, it's also available to stream on Spotify and other major streaming services.

Can I meet the frogs?

Please don't ask any more questions. I just want to see my family again.

[thelurk3r]

🌻 🌻 i'd like 2 whatever the fucks please

ok uhhhh 1. gonna be going to a local anime con in cosplay of a jjba character this friday & saturday 2. shit I still owe you infodumping on that one roblox game don't I I dunno when I'll have the time to so I'll remind you later. if you do have roblox. well. the game's full of secrets man I suggest you check it out yourself. since 2 probably wasn't much have a picture of bingus soup I found

[chaosgremlinlivinginyourwalls]

thanks for the tag hun!! Get some sleep tonight okay?

Relationship status: single, not sure if I want a relationship tbh. Though I very much like a really good friend of mine and we hung out today 😊

Favorite color: forest green. It's a really pretty color.

Song stuck in my head: bad day- Daniel Powter

Favorite food: chicken Alfredo, or chicken ramanoodles, or chicken soup.

Last song listened to: shrike-hozier

Dream trip: trip to meet all the moots. I'd be going to atleast 3 countries. Or to a castle. That'd be cool.

Last thing I googled: idk probably something for my Spanish class. She let us use Google translate for a cross word puzzle that was extra credit.

Tags: @swiftiebookwormlogastellus @glagy @kinning-ballister-boldheart @mossroomq @bingus-the-great @wonky-my-beloved @andytheoverthinker @icanttalkimhavingacrisis @jasperthenotfriendlyghost @url0cal-weird0

Thanks for the tag @grapeagata!

Rules: Tag 10 or more people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: single and hoping to stay that way

Favorite color: idk like a honey brown?

Song stuck in my head: hope you have a good day - bill wurtz

Favorite food: CHOCOLATE. ANYTHING CHOCOLATE.

Last song listened to: and the day goes on - bill wurtz (as I was writing this the song switched to Insane - Baasik)

Dream trip: a forest. away from civilization.

Last thing I googled: "sheldon big bang theory" because a friend asked if someone looked like him

Ok tags. No pressure:

@emilygreeen @thegirlwholivesin-delusion @asexualmisconduct @guess-ill-dye @jodjuya @chaosgremlinlivinginyourwalls @bottlecapsandotherthings @mossroomq

Sorry if I missed you I am Tired today

[iniini]

Template by unfinished projects galore more info undercut

Pronouns:They/them

Best subjects:Magic history

Worst subjects:PE

Twisted from:me me bunny (khddd)

Personality

Mallow comes across as cold and aloof, this is because of their monotone voice and trouble expressing themselves. Doesn’t help that Mallow usually blunt and speaks their mind.It takes a bit of time for Mallow to open up to people but once they do, they start to talk in paragraphs about their hobbies. They also like to tease and mess with their friends.

They usually like to keep to themselves just content with sitting and observing people. When confronted they will say the first thing that comes to mind,most of the time they’ll look back to those times and overthink whether that was the appropriate response,this sometimes keeps them up at night.

Relationships

Friends:Ori, Chenya, Malleus, Silver

Enemies:Crowley

Fun Facts

Dominate hand:Right

Family:A mother,a father,Yucca Cuniculus(half sister, this is an oc I had since middle school)

Favorite food:Tomato soup

Least Favorite food:Beans of any kind

Hobbies:Photography, people watching, dream journaling, video games(rpgs virtual pets)

Talent:micromanaging

They played “drums” in a band (they used a music program since the band needed a drummer but Mallow didn’t want to actually learn the drum)

Their tamagotchi’s name is Bingus it never died (although I guess now it’s gonna die since it’s still back home)

Unlike Ori they were able to keep their clothes and belongings, though only their pajamas and phone since it happened during night and they fell asleep with their phone in hand.

They sound like Hapi from fire emblem

(I might edit this as time goes on I’m no writer I have many ideas but like no skill whatsoever to communicate them)

[07thhells-ink]

Ok, I’m like REALLY late but I’m gonna do a little questions game since I’ve been tagged by @justnoa :3

Favourite piece of clothing I own? Well before I say anything I must say I’m really REALLY bad at decisions (that’s why I’m bi, lol) so it’s really hard to say?… But probably my black dress Wednesday Adams style (uwu)

Favourite confort food? Changes from week to week, but I think my mothers special soup recipe :)

Do I collect anything? I don’t know if this counts but I like to collect broken pieces of things…(like clock gears, keys, maybe necklaces, rings??)Just anything that gives me the vibes u know? (￣▽￣*)ゞ

Favourite time of the year? I LOVE winter, but Imma say Halloween. I live permanently on Halloween (• ᴗ •) <"This Is Halloween" from The Nightmare Before Christmas starts playing in the background>

Favourite song? Again, I can’t choose ( ╥ω╥ ). So here are a couple of my latest faves:

* Mad Hatter - Melanie Martinez <3

* Achilles, Come Down - Gang of Youths (<- unresolved book trauma)

* Call Me By Your Name - Lil-Nas X // BOTH - Todrick Hall ( #lgbtq all the way! )

* Devilish/Church - Chase Atlantic (￢‿￢)

* E-Girls Are Ruining My Life - Corpse Husband (bingus supremacy) (シ_ _)シ

* Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas // You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi // Rock You Like A Hurricane - Scorpions // Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns N’ Roses // Highway To Hell - AC/DC (yeaaa oldies! )

* special mention to musical songs -> Guns and Ships - Hamilton // Meant to be Yours - Heathers // Michael in the Bathroom - Be More Chill // Say My Name - Bettlejuice… (and MUCH more) ^◕ᴥ◕^

{and I just realised I need a full separate post for this, well shit}

Favourite drink? Coffee. Any type of coffee. Just c a f f e i n e. (◉ ᴗ ◉)

Favourite fanfiction? Can’t really say since I OBSESS temporarily about them. But I LOVED "Storm and Silence" by Robert Thier (Also “Teacher’s Bet" by Exolexact <- iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

And that’s it!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I really don’t know anyone by username here lol, so I indirectly tag @BadLucky (u know who u are ;3)

It was fun sooo~ See ya! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

[ice-block]

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#out of touch thursday - 56 posts

#minecraftMinecraft- 420 posts

#mine craft - 54 posts

#frog explosion - 53 posts

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posts that your tormented me the most in 2021

#5

Mineblr was so so cool and now people keep bringing back my old Minecraft posts like "omg this about Minecraft and therefore also about mcyt!" No it's not. Explode.

51450000000000000000 notes • Posted 2021-08-24 17:04:41 GMT

#4

When Minecraft eventually reaches its last update Mojang should just throw herobrine in there and say nothing about it

69 notes • Posted 2021-05-19 22:53:25 GMT

#3

I miss cons so much... I want to pose for photos with hundreds of sweaty people in anime costumes for 3 hours and spend 60$ on a couple of posters before returning to a musty hotel room and passing the fuck out still in my makeup and cosplay...

420 notes • Posted 2021-01-25 04:43:37 GMT

#2

Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt

63769 (nice lol) notes • Posted 2021-02-27 17:23:52 GMT

I KNOW GUCCI BELTS ARENT ATTRACTIVE SHUT UP PLEASE

#1

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

way too many notes • Posted 2021-05-15 20:57:37 GMT

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[thatwasntlikeridingabikeuasshole]

bingus

Bingus bongus bingus bongus

Also did I tell u I had to show my irl best friend ur blog yesterday? I was lying on the floor next to her and scrolling thru Tumblr and ur they call me big soup post came across the dash and I didn't think she was looking but she was like wtf and I had to explain oh that's cap my evil talented raccoon bagged-milk-loving creative stranger-best-friend

[colorfes]

would you like some soup...

Hi Adi I would love some soup thank you!! Omigosh Bingus-made soup…? No wayyyy

^ some funny little animals for you

[spherearc]

challenge: describe your paras badly using a max of 5 words or less

parame: SCP-2786 but mentol ilnes

wainwright: dad i'd like to friend

soren: undiagnosed autistic old man

fiddleford: god killing yeehaw scientist

alistair: bri'ish (fatherly)

simon: anxious tired icecube

gaster: ✌

stanford: actually, aliens created bigfoot

newton: hello chap i have Trauma

hypno: joker x jevil lovechild

conductor: nonbinary!cool!eldritch!G-Man

bill: dorito-shaped betrayal

viro: fake edgy hacking, humanized

avery: satan (xtian mythology) redemption arc

patricia: discount sailor moon

lowe: alistair (demoman tf2 flavor)

archibald: wainwright (protoss sc2 flavor)

grandiose: eleanor olmstead (disney-channel-girl-movie-antagonist flavor)

esther: eldritch bingus with a rapier

phoe: DIE IN A FIREEEEEE

pascal: science's gay and my girlfriend

veryman: krypton sized ego

sunweld: canned handsome jack wannabe

moonward: canned OH IMMA KILL YOU

timekeeper: you understaaaaand mechanical haaaands

spaceowner: gman's employers? you mean idiots?

hellcaller: thanos (alchemical) soup

noer: thought mortal kombat is real

agent void: juvenile deity supervisor

mnemosyne: match liesalot

[chieriii-chan]

About me!

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers, put in yours, and when you are done, tag people and the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

@yamicos tagged me c: yay ~ 

a - age: 17

b - biggest fear: Not realizing my Dreams/Goals ; ; (One step at a time. Got to keep working hard!! (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧)

c - current time: 11:35pm

d - drink you last had: Gudao Green Tea ~ Tea is tasty. c:

f - favorite song: Too many to name them all. But here are a “few” xd

I love most/all songs from Aimer, Gesu to Kiwami Otome, Supercell, EGOIST, Yanagi Nagi, MAN WITH A MISSION etc.

My fav OSTs : Zankyou no Terror, Sakamichi no Apollon, Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso, Aria, Ghibli Movies etc. 

Also, Alina Baraz’s Urban Flora album is BAE. Music is life ~

g - ghosts, are they real: idk. 

h - hometown: Qc, Canada

i - in love with: Choi Seung-hyun aka T.O.P. Bingu T.O.P is such a cutie. >//< Also, Nicolas Brown from Gangsta, Gladiolus from FFXV and Osaki Nana is my girl crush ~ ❤︎

j - jealous of: Those who barely study and get like 90+% on tests. Like HOW.

k - killed someone: nope.

l - last time you cried: While & After finishing Scarlet Heart Ryeo (Kdrama) Praying hard that Hae Soo and Wang So meet again ; ; I recommend watching it! Just get ready to get your heart killed. (like almost every other historical drama x’D)

m - middle name: Don’t have one. 

n - number of siblings: One older brother ~ 

o - one wish: Be happy in the future.

p - person you last called/texted: Last called my bro. Texted @onyxicry xd

q - questions you’re always asked: I don’t really ask myself questions but I mostly tell myself to STOP OVERTHINKING cuz i really need to :’)

r - reasons to smile: Good friends, music, art, the sky, anime and manga. (All I can think of right now.)

s - song last sang: Kuroi Namida from Nana. I feel Nana’s pain in the lyrics. It’s so relatable. ; ;

t - time you woke up: During Holidays usually after 12pm since I stay up late. During School it depends but either 6:30am or 8:30am

u - underwear color: ...    ...   .....  blue.

v - vacation destination: Japan is no.1 but I also want to go to Thailand, Taiwan, Australia, Italy and Hawaii ! c:

w - worst habit: Being a potato. ; v ; 

y - your favorite food/drink: I love soups, cheese, pasta and Asian food xd I like anything tasty tho. x) Not a picky eater.

z - zodiac sign: Virgo ~ :3

Thanks for the tag @yamicos ~ ! :D Tag me anytime ~ ^^

I’mma tag @spacetrashking c: Have fun doing this ~ and i’ll see you at school at some point xd

[boyishs]

@withangel​ tagged me to answer these questions ❣️!!

name/nickname: just allie on here :~)

gender: girl with she/her

star sign: capricorn

height: 5' 4" i cursed myself when i was like 9 by romanticizing short book characters and wishing to end up short and i really hate that it came true

time: about 2 am

birthday: in a few weeks !

favorite bands/groups: always changing but atm it's the front bottoms, glass animals, aly & aj, the mountain goats. for all time i'd have to think a LOT harder lol

favorite solo artists: atm rina sawayama, lucy dacus, sufjan, anjimile, arlo parks, hayley williams

song stuck in my head: don't know how to keep loving you by julia jacklin

last movie: sound of metal (2019)

last show: haven't watched a lot of tv lately but i saw an ep of nathan for you earlier

when did i create this blog: summer 2014 kfksjs

what do i post: at this point just whatever i want :) which are artists i like, aesthetic, and funny things

last thing i googled: bingus my beloved cause i felt like looking at Him <3

other blogs: my first blog from middle school is deactivated and started a film blog a few years ago but i'm just active here now ✌️😗

do i get asks: sometimes when i post those ask games..,,. it'd b cool to get anons out of the blue too but alas

why did i choose this url: japanese breakfast & hippo campus song! it's not canon but it's A Word so i'm giving myself cool points nevertheless

following: i'm on mobile so i don't wanna x out to check but like 350

followers: i think about 1130

average hours of sleep: anywhere from 5-9 because i am inconsistent and hate sleeping and waking up 🤧

lucky number(s): 4 & 18

instruments: ukulele because i'm basic and flute once upon a time

what am i wearing: pajamas

dream job: academic who gets published for over-analyzing kid's media (if i liked writing more..). but more realistically a tv industry person

dream trip: the swiss countryside. or japan

favorite food: hmm atm it's dumpling soup

nationality: usa but asian american

favorite song: i could never pick one all time fave so atm it's up the wolves by tmg. and for the past year definitely camouflage by tfb 🤭

last book read: i'm in the middle of on earth we were briefly gorgeous & just started circe

three fictional universes you’d like to live in: any ghibli movie, the botw world minus scary things (just villages horses and swords), and i had this v tender & safe dream once so that one too

if you wanna talk about yourself (which is what we do on tumglr dot com) do this !!!