HI, I'm not 100% sure what I'm doing so sorry in advance for eventual fuck-ups. gender's confusing but he/him and they/them are usually good. Also, I'm asexual. aphobes can fuck off.if your ask isn't answered immediately don't worry it'll take like. idk maybe a week or two. OH by the way. Harry potter fans DNI.
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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job
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if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.
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Taylor Swift is literally Elon Musk for liberal women
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Taylor Swift is literally Elon Musk for liberal women
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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
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they're making a new movie or something and everybody agrees it's going to be bad but for some reason we will have to keep talking about it and paying attention to it and writing a million thinkpieces about it and unpacking every aspect of it on youtube. yeah sorry it's the law
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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?
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ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...
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splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right
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