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hold on. how has no one brought up nicolas cage's later wife history. it's giving young asian fetish 🤮🤮🤮
#stfu a#i should not care about celebs but this is knowledge that i could've lived without!!!#but since i have to know it i'll post about it!
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“In North Korea, there’s no sun. They got rid of the sun. Cause communism”
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Most powerful people in the world:
Stop motion artists
Miniature Artists
The chocolate guy
Hijabi Cosplayers
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i don’t like being perceived but i do love being adored
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“Percy being traumatized for 7 minutes” compilations this and “Percy nearly dying for 5 minutes straight” videos that.
Nah, I can’t wait for “Percy having problems with authority for 10 whole minutes”
#this mfer respects no authority#except for his mom#because he loves his mom#but everyone else can stfu#pjo tv show#pjo fandom#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo disney+#percy series#pjo#pjo sally jackson#sally jackson#ares pjo#hades pjo#pjo series#percy pjo#rick riordan#riordanverse#percy jackson disney+#neurodivergent percy jackson#percy jackson show
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He’s blue. He’s a prince. He gets called beautiful every 30 minutes even by gods. He’s a bard. He has stage fright. He has a dead brother. He had his first meaningful kiss an hour ago. He’s a bisexual disaster. He’s inexperienced. He put the most powerful mage of Exandria in a forcecage. His best friend is a disaster lesbian. He wears chiffon. His tits are out.
#I will literally never stfu about Dorian#ever#critical role#dorian storm#critical role spoilers#bells hells
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guys am I funny please tell me I'm funny
#zeph just stfu#i miss my gf so much hence my brainrot spiral#transformers#transformers one#tf one#orion pax#optimus prime#megatron#d 16#megop
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Sisters🥲 from Tina
Bob's Burgers, They slug horses, don’t they? (S15: E8)
#stfu they’re so cute#I’m in agony please#bobs burgers#bob’s burgers#bobs burgers spoilers#bobs burgers season 15#tina belcher#louise belcher#they slug horses don't they?
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i've never been to a new years party r those things fun
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babe wake up, new renaissance painting just dropped
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Percy with a cap that says women and men want me, fish respect me
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Actually obsessed with this part... the hungry, lustful look in his eyes... the placement and movement of his hand... the possessive grip on her thigh... the passionate, reverent kisses on her knee and the way the tip of his nose just barely brushes against her skin... the breathless confession... the way he, even while hot, bothered, sweaty, and bricked up as all hell, still asks for her consent. Twice.
What a man, what a lover, what a king, what a husband 🫶
#i solemnly swear i will not stfu about this card for the foreseeable future#b/c spoiler: i am actually obsessed with the whole card not just this scene#late to the party i know#but fuck man this entire thing was scrumptious#lads#love and deepspace#sylus x mc#sylusmc#sylus#lads sylus#love and deepspace sylus#sylus lads#sylus love and deepspace#lads spoilers#(in case there are still people who haven't seen this yet)
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suzanne collins coming back to make her point even more this time around bc people are still too ignorant to get it god i would die for this woman
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Narinder: sooo, do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?
My Lamb, genderfluid: well, you ate the last slice of pizza last night, so today you have an enemy.
#stfu sky#reminder to draw this later#idr where i saw this but this was actually a conversation op had with their bf iirc#it was so funny i gotta draw narilamb with if#*it#no im not rewriting allat im on phon-#also yes this is gonna be modern au funny
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essek in aeor: this is where 💖my partner💖 and I almost died this is where 💖my partner💖 got turned into a sheep this is where 💖my partner💖 and i bent the fabric of reality to our will this is where 💖my partner💖 and i kissed for the first time this is where...
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Where am I cumming?
to your senses hopefully
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