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this house is sick so are we
#I'm have plans to giving him a weird girlfriend#like a totally off putting girl#daryl dixon#twd daryl#twd daryl dixon#daryl dixon fanfiction#the walking dead#daryl dixon imagine#moodboard#daryl dixon headcanons#daryl dixon x reader#Spotify
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"Well now that's just uncalled for."
#some Kanai off-screen said something offensive about humans and now they've gone and made Ruyak all growly#tsk tsk#listen I just wanted to draw Kaelin sitting calmly surrounded by giant claws and teeth#mildly peeved about something else but totally unconcerned by the snarling 18 ton death machine holding her#like “whatever I'll just put my hand on his nose it always calms him down”#the girl is utterly unfazed by him at this point#tmatb#tmatb iv#g/t#sfw g/t#grace makes art
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I really don’t like any of the romantic options for sasuke but i also like the idea of him having someone who loves him and he loves in return so i started wondering about what kind of person he would be drawn to and somehow that devolved into a whole cadre of ocs, like a whole new branch of nart lore was created. I can’t even keep focus on the hypothetical sasuke gf i keep getting stuck on her mom who’s SOMEHOW in all this turned into a botched otsutsuki momotaro coded haruka from flcl…
#naruto#naruto oc hell#the gf is based off 2 clips of kobeni (i dont watch chainsaw man) and the parents…#haruka coded space orphan momotaro girl and greedling red-blue oni testtube baby made by orochi#the mom was adopted by the uchiha via her ‘brother’ finding her in the woods and luring her with peaches like a stray animal#orochi just brought the dad around like ‘oh look at this Random Child i totally found and didnt make! lets put him on my genin team!’#his genin team at the same time as jiraya/minato’s is the mom the dad and the uchiha brother and plot twist they are all comedic maniacs#LIKE LOOK AT THIS THE LORE I HAVE FOR THE DEAD ADULTS IS INSANE I NEED TO FOCUS ELSEWHERE AND YET!!!!!
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TBH If you were to go back in time and tell me TOH was going to be the show that completely turns me off from consuming and analyzing stories, I would have called you crazy.
#I'm definitely in my ''I will not consume any piece of media unless it's from a person who can create good conflict and puts effort#into their storytelling instead of making their weird little self-indulgent fanfic shows''#I honestly wouldn't be so annoyed if the fanbase was tolerable - but it isn't#because the pick me bisexuals keep letting the lgbtq+ biphobes run rampant instead of telling them to fuck off#see the thing is most of these clowns rlly do think the show would be better if Luz was a lesbian#but they won't overtly say it - what they'll do is make shit up abt Luz and Hunter and their dynamic#or they'll say some crazy stuff like: it's good Luz didn't end up with a boy to subvert expectations... as if bisexual media#needs to subvert those expectations CREATED BY STRAIGHT PEOPLE. As if straight people can relate to bisexual people...#Right because the bisexual girl getting with the bisexual boy is totally relatable and appealing to straight people... this is sarcasm btw
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If you want character requests to draw and stuff, maybe Izzy?
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG ANON LOL. anyway another big fave of mine, this is inspired by that one action aftermath episode where she swings in on a vine in typical izzy fashion. whenever I draw a character a few times I start feeling confident to give them little design changes, so I gave her a snake earring (given how much she’s associated with snakes) and her dramarama hairstyle bc I think it suits her a lot!
character thoughts like I said I’d give on all these. so izzys an interesting case bc… we simultaneously know a lot and basically nothing at all about her given how. well, she lies. a lot. i like the theory popularised by bhultra which suggests izzys more strategic and perceptive than she seems, though I also do like to think her “craziness” is genuine, and that she had to mask during her childhood in a (from what we see in the audition tapes) likely upper middle class family that had very specific expectations for her (like!!! the shift in cadence and personality from her audition inside the house with her mum and her one by herself in the backyard!!!!). I guess in a strange way, izzy actually thrives in the total drama environment better than anyone else, getting to be weird and do weird things without those pressures… and achieve her dreams of becoming an actress, even if it was short lived. a very interesting character to think about.
#not to make this abt yuri also but like. this is the evzy appeal. girls who are labelled as weird and off putting by everyone around them.#then they kiss#getting the hang of this new tablet also ^_^#total drama#total drama island#total drama action#td izzy#izzy total drama#izzy#gekkos art
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cause like. there is an entirely nonzero chance that the thing that would genuinely "help" luci is someone being just completely unabashedly Worse than she is. and well wouldnt you know it ,
#the quotations are doing. heavy work here.#pikocs#i like. so badly need to actually genuinely put she+rosie next to each other instead of just conceptually bc. god. goddddddd.#i cannot express enough how much they would fucking /despise/ each other. its like. egregious. on the spot.#but neither of them has any idea who the other is like AT ALL genuinely. its so fucking funny.#canon couldnt handle us as canon Mortal Enemies so it made us Total Strangers <333#because theyre doing the Same Shit. and they think theyre so good at hiding it.#its BECAUSE theyre doing the same shit that they hate each other.#Damn Girl Get It Together. God. This Says Nothing About Me; Mirroring Your Traits Almost Exactly. You Specifically Just Suck.#they would be so utterly condescending to each other. it is like. the closest thing to Mask-Off those two have. its so funny.#theoretically. of course. they are wont to change their opinions whenever they want. they have done so before.#. but they have been quite consistent with this one; yes;
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when we get names for all these characters THEN YOU'LL SEE
#was talking to my magu fan friend the other day & they were like#hopefully they'll put the character names in the booklet when they make an album finally#& im like i HOPE so#again i think we have one or two names but i cant say for sure who they belong to#the kyuuyaku girl COULD be layla bc of that line in shoushitsu. or she might not be#& the hisame saginuma COULD be the shoushitsu chara. or it might not be#but thats it thats all we have#we'll get names for characters & i'll just suddenly start referring to tenshi by name#& all of u are going to be like what happened to tenshi u used to love tenshi but its just her#itd be objectively funny if magu DID name her tenshi but they take the series very seriously#i dont think the names will be funny i think theyre going to be like of course u'd name them that fuck you#like. totally and completely tying in tightly to the plot and adding another layer of understanding to it#esp if the hisame saginuma is anything to go off of. of course the character name we get#in the series where rain is a constant omen of the end would be one related to rain. of course it would be
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y'all I knew my fellow student was a t**** supporter but like. she's a SUPPORTER supporter
#she fell off the cadillac and hit her head#and the third student is a nurse so she was asking her all the usual questions#and she went 'who's the president'#and this bitch goes 'trump elect. but. biden right now.'#like girl you just hit your head why is it still so far up his ass that that's your answer#anyway the student who hit her head and the student who's a nurse and our instructor all went to the ER#so I'm here just waiting for them to come back#btw this is the same student who told me that it must be nice to have a brain that remembers things#cause I keep doing well on our tests and she's not#she's in her 50s I think and she was in a car accident like 40 years ago and that's her entire personality#she barely puts in any effort for studying and then blames it on lingering effects from the accident#and listen I totally understand that not everyone can study in the same way and it's gonna be way harder for some people than others#I also understand that I'm lucky in that I work at this pilates studio so instead of making a trip to the studio to self practice#I can just stay an hour later and practice then#like it does make it easier#but she self practices like once a week for like 30 minutes and then reads over her book and expects to do well on the tests#like girl don't make weird remarks at me about how my brain just magically remembers things#as if I'm not studying my ass off cause I care about this class#also like I really hope she's okay I do but it is a MIRACLE that it took this long for her to fall
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remembering on my circa 2017 booklr I used to tell people to read Gemma Doyle by describing it as trc but with an all girls boarding school / all girl group in a historical setting… I was trying to do the lord’s work she deserved tumblr fame
#I do think that was an oversimplification of both but. Not totally off base there are some similar char tropes used I’m proud of past me for#the attempt. Also I think I’m going to start advocating for Diviners in that way now that trc fandom is apparently quite miserable post GW#you like gay people doing dream magic? you like witchcraft and ghosts and strong ensemble casts?#you like an ambitious abuse survivor getting a healing arc with learning to control magic/psychic abilities as a metaphor? you like four#book series where the first three books rock and the last book which is named king + corvid is a bit underwhelm who said that?#a positive point in diviners favor is Ling x Wei Mei >>>> RonanKavinsky. Generally find the take on dream magic in diviners more compelling#(although LingHenry + RonanHennessy both being mlm wlw duos who are the dreamers is kinda fun)#anyway. This is not actually a fair comparison because Ling is my fav or at least top two w Theta of the leads and I love Ronan but he is m#least favorite of the trc leads of which there are four all of whom I love so it says nothing bad about him. But it does put me as an#outlier re: fandom priorities..#on the flip side while I love diviners dynamics sadly I don’t think they ever come anywhere close to Gangsey levels of extreme codependency#so I can not care quite as much….#from what I remember the girls in Gemma Doyle are a lot more codependent good for them. Would have to reread to compare codependency levels#Ling and Theta are both my favorite in diviners in the same way Blue and Adam are my favorite in trc and Abed and Annie are both my fav for#community. basically one char who I love and overidentify with (Ling/Blue/Abed) and one char I love who in many ways I’m not like#but in a handful of very niche specific ways I also relate quite a bit. And am fascinated with (Theta/Adam/Annie)#s speaks#very off topic from my initial point which was you should read Libba Bray’s books#and in both cases I have a second and a half tier fav (Evie/Gansey/Britta) who I love fictionally but if I was trapped in a room w them I’d#kill myself. with the white blonde women I’d also want to make out w them debatable if that makes it better or worse#but like. I could not stand listening to them speak for that long I know this#Gansey might just die a third time by my hands…
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huh i just realised. we don't get imposter syndrome anymore nowadays when posting about our system
#back when we had just newly discovered ourselves#(or rather; discovered ourselves to be plural; stayed in the closet abt it for a year and a half; experienced An Event;#went through a full system overhaul; the new guys made a new blog to post system stuff)#but anyway back when we had just started posting about ourselves (and kind of even up to the third cycle with Ro and the others)#we felt like. wrong. posting abt it. like we'd get chased out of the community#now we're a bit older and more experienced#and we know so much more about ourselves and about systems#we actually put in the effort to learn and it *stuck*#and now we feel totally comfortable posting as a collective#i mean we're still paranoid about like. leaving this safe little bubble of nice people I've found on the internet#but I've gotten a bit more confident and am more able to reach out to people where i was almost completely unable to send asks before#like we actually split a girl specifically made for sending anon asks bc it was so stressful 😭😭😭😭#now we sometimes even have the courage to ask stuff off anon which makes us feel proud we've made so much progress :)#it might not look like much but for us it's a huge step that makes the rest of the journey so much easier#maybe we'll be able to start talking to people regularly again :)
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Me: I do not care about Descendants enough to watch that new movie. I barely cared when I saw the original ones. Me: *Watches one behind-the-scenes dance rehearsal of Brandy and Paolo* Me: *Silently SOBBING* Me: Ok fine. Fine. I know they have barely any screentime but AH ok. Fine.
#descendants#like legit i KNOW they probably have 10 minutes total of screentime since the movie is about the kids time traveling#but still ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh#also this reminds me of the time i saw Paolo in an off-broadway show (shoutout to Bella: An American Tall Tale)#(very weird show and i was the only person in my musical theatre intensive who enjoyed it)#(look the song The Language of My Nose and Lips and Hair really spoke to me as the only Black girl in that class ok.)#and i remember thinking this man was SO attractive but could not put my finger on why he looked kinda familiar#then at intermission i properly read the playbill and i was like THE PRINCE!?!??!?!?!#since at this point it'd been 20 years since cinderella and the man had not. aged. a. DAY.#oh and a few years prior when Brandy was Roxie in Chicago i went to Stars in the Alley and to this day i'm not sure what came over me#but her coming onstage to sing Roxie made my little tiny child self come to the surface and i SCREAMED in excitement#and my friend was like '...what was that' and i was like '...i have no idea... i didn't realize she'd have this affect on me...'#i really went from 'it's cool she's on broadway. i probably won't see it though.' to ear piercingly high screeching#i think i'm gonna give in and watch this stupid movie. i say 'stupid' affectionately.#because i generally enjoyed the other movies even if they're not my favorite of the DCOMs. but it's really just to see them.
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Something about procrastinating booking a hotel for a wedding until 2 days before the deadline and then being told they'll call back for 2 days straight and now it's 11:35pm and in 25 minutes it is technically too late to confirm this shit and I Know The Person At The Desk By Name Because She's Been There All Day and I still haven't got a call back. I am out of school and still procrastinating deadlines continue to tear my stomach up
#ohp its me again#my stomach is in knots i was so ready to go to sleep but then remembered vanessa said she would call back 30 minutes ago#when her manager got it#and i called bc 30 minutes isnt Long long but theres a Deadline or else im spending like double the total cost#and poor vanessa put me on hold and then asked if her boss could call back#girl you should be clocked out im so sorry!!!!!! you were supposed to get off at 11! take care of urself!!!#but ALSO!!!! you have Got my credit card info so can i PLEASE just RESERVE ONE ROOM PLEASE#GUYS PLEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#JUST PUT THE DIGITS IN IM GOOD FOR IT#god fuck Jesus#its 11:41 as i type this. if they dont call back by 11:55 what do i do. what do i Do#cutoff is the 15th i thought i was doing it early by calling on the 13th but noooooooooooooooooooo apparently#apparently their Phones are capable of calling back#anyway im Stressin#mainly about the Money#not about the service#i get it#im just stressed abt having to pay More because they didnt 'get to me' the whole afternoon
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#this is so pathetic because i don't want to cook for myself#there's this girl she's like a total cook#she sends her bf snacks and drinks everytime and she does it so religiously#initially i used to be like wow poori gharwali banti jaa rahi hai#its also because she pooja paath too#much like she even had karvachauth vrat anyway that was so fucking cringe#but seeing her cook with so much heart and soul#she puts tissues in the tiffin and puts ketchup packets and makes compartment for additional servings#and makes tea and put it in flask#you can gwt everything at canteen or have food together outside#but she cooks#and if someone passes by she makes them taste asks them if it is appr#appropriate#and its making me sick (in a good way)#i want to do that too ☹️#everyone loves food like you simply cannot deny dil ka raasta pet se hokar jaata hai#amd i want to send off food to bf too ☹️#like#it comes naturally to ehr because she loves cooki#but i don't#like i like cooking but i don't like getting groceries#you know ugh its eating me up#right since childhood mom used to make the tastiest food#and experiment and try out new recipes#and ecen though dad would make fun of her ina silly way#i know he was so proud#because she used to get COMPLIMENTS EVERYWHERE#but i don't wanna cook for everyone#i juat want to cook for hi#and if isn't another way i want to see him happy
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Finally getting around to watching season 4 of b/ungo s/tray d/ogs and um... spoilers so im putting it under a cut!! (not-snz-related)
just finished yosano's backstory episode! :D i am never going to be okay again! :D i knew some things already but actually seeing it play out! :D was absolutely soul crushing! :D
im absolutely finishing season 4 tonight, and im so in love with so many new characters, but uh... yeah just had to make a post because i literally shed tears- i don't think i'll ever be the same again~
#not snz#just me crying over an anime like the emotionally stable person i totally am#but yes finally got the motivation to finish it#i just have been putting it off bc i dont want it to be over and have to wait for season 5 ;-;#ive been trying to buy the manga but its slow going to purchase so much of it#BUT THATS NOT THE POINT the point is i love my girl#and i am an emotional wreck <333 hahaha~#please feel free to screm in comments if you want (or dms!) id love to scream about this show <33#but also if u dont want to thats alright aswell hahaha~~
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packing my husband's lunch
simon "ghost" riley - inspired by this
tags: smut & fluff, domestic, established relationship (marriage), housewife!reader, butcher!simon, food, body worship & praise, missionary,
a/n: changed a little bit of it for the fic, i hope that's okay! i hope everyone loves it!!
it wasn't supposed to be a big deal, these were little videos that you made when simon was at work. people did a lot worse on the internet! you were mostly in sweet aprons with your username embroidered onto them and occasionally one of the dresses that your loving husband bought you!
you wanted to keep yourself busy now that you were a stay-at-home wife and the income from being part of the creator's program was a nice bonus.
"thank you for the banana bread recipe, mrs. riley!"
"where did you get that dress?"
"i wonder what mister riley looks like! i bet she totally lucked out!!"
you built up a sweet little community that was mostly sharing recipes that you've aquired over the years. viewers were impressed of how well you could handle spice despite your gentle demeanour, but you once said in a video that you had been eating spicy food your whole life!
"plus, my husband loves it too!" that was the big mystery of the account, who was mrs. riley's husband? viewers knew he existed and that videos occasionally were about making his lunches. but he had never showed his face in any video.
you thought the comments were cute, you'd often show them to simon while you were in his lap on the couch.
"they think that you're like christian grey."
"who the hell is that?" simon chuckled as he rested his head on top of your head so he could look down at your phone, "sounds like a real prick with a name like that."
another day, another video. you worked within the kitchen explaining the recipe. "you have to remmeber to add the spices before it all comes together or else it won't have time to mingle with the potatoes or the carrots. the taste will be all off!" you tone was like a bird's chirp as you had one hand on yourhip and the other stirring the pot with a spoon.
"my husband loves this! and i think who ever you make this for, wife, husband, boyfriend, partner, family member, friend, they'll love it too! but i suggest if you're making it for your nana that you tone down the spices a little!" you talked away as you continued to cook.
it filled the near silence in the kitchen and allowed you to keep viewers engaged!
but this video ended a little different. while you showed off finished stew in a pastel pink bowl, viewers caught the sight of him. hulking mass of man in a white t-shirt with a suspicious amount of red stained across it.
"girl, are you okay?"
"who is that?!"
"pack him a sandwich in the next video if you need help!"
"hey girlie, close your fist with your thumb inside if you're not safe!"
you were confused by the comments, simon wasn't a bad guy? he had never hurt a hair on your head. you've been trying to get him into more experimental kinky play in the bedroom!
you heard the door unlock and peeked out of the kitchen to see your husband coming home. you were use to grime he brought home, you met at the butcher shop his long time friend price owned. so a t-shirt stained with blood was nothing new. but then it clicked in your head.
oh they thought that simon was some kind of serial killer.
before you could say anything to your husband, he pulled you in for tight kiss and held you by the back of the head with his strong hand. you smiled against his lips and giggled when he picked you up. you wrapped your legs around his waist and held onto his shoulders.
you weren't the lightest thing in the world, but simon had spent most of his life hauling things (meat) heavier than you could ever be. he eyed you from top to bottom and smiled. his smiles were rare to others but frequent with you.
"how's my love bug today? makin' more videos for the fans." he asked as he carried you to the couch and put you down gently. he then leaned in to kiss you on the lips.
"yeah, they think you're a serial killer though."
his blond brows raised, "serial killer?"
you looked at him in return, "you were in the back of one of my latest videos, i didn't notice anything until i realized that you were in a work shirt and it looked like you were a serial killer."
"i see, i see." he said as he sat next to you and laced your fingers with his, "tell them i'm not, i don't need rumours to start." simon didn't like being the center of attention.
he once told you that he married the brightest woman he could find so she could be the center of attention and he could be supportive from the sidelines. it was why people gravitated towards you while being a little afraid of you towering husband.
you pulled him closer to you and kissed at his scarred face. he was an active service member before he became a butcher, so much history on his body and you loved every molecule of him. when you kissed him, he deepened the kiss and held both your hands.
"simon."
"let me take you to bed." he replied softly before he pulled you to your feet and then pulled you up into his arms bridal style. it took you a while to get used to him carrying you. not that you were worried about him not having a good hold on you, but rather you not having a good hold on him!
he brought you to your shared bedroom and placed you on the bed delicately. he then got his shirt up and over his head, exposing his strong body to you. he wasn't model trimmed, he was built with proper strength.
i ain't no pretty boy, dove.
but you thought your husband was the prettiest of them all. slowly you started to take off your dress, you could feel your husband's hungry eyes on you as you undressed for him. your viewers saw a sweet little wife, bu simon saw that sweet little wife totally nude.
when the mis-matched pair of bra and panties ended up on the floor with the dress, simon felt like a new man. he worked hard to provide for your family of two and would continue to work hard every day. you were his wife, his everything. and he loved you more than he could ever articulate.
so he expressed his love by getting undressed and into bed with you. laid out on top of the covers, your head in the pillows with simon between your legs.
"look at mrs. riley." he cooed as he rubbed his rough hands up and down your bare thighs, "prettier than those little cookies you make.' he chuckled a little, "boy at work watch your videos all the time, you've been a big help to them, finally able to cook for themselves." he went in to kiss you on the lips.
"glad i could help." you replied as you held onto one of the pillows under your head. you arched your back a little when he lined his cock up with slick entrance and pressed himself in.
he leaned forward and braced a hand up against the headboard as he got his cock inside of you. the issue with a size difference like yours, it made it a little hard to have sex in certain positions. usually you were on top, but since you got married you've been able to figure out missionary.
"honey."
"i got ya, dove. you feel so good as always." he said lowly, "everything i have ya, it's a complete treat. you take good care of me, you know that. you are a good wife. happy you're making your little videos, and i'm happier i get to come home to you."
you blushed a little bit and wanted to hide your face but he stopped you by pinning your hand to the bed.
"don't hide from me, dove. i want to see my wife's face." he said with his voice tinged with affection. he loved the sight of you, you were beautiful under him, he couldn't help but lick his lips at the sight of you.
"you make me blush too much." you said as he moved against you. your loving, caring husband moved his hips in a steady pace as he held onto your hand and the headboard. his thrusts were easy on you, not too rough but just enough to make you excited all over. you loved the feeling of him, there was just something about it that made you feel a twinge of excitement in your core.
he was a perfect lover and you loved him so much.
"all mine." he purred as he continued his movements. he watched your videos daily during his lunch break, happily eating the food you made for a video that morning or the day prior. the stews, baked goods and pasta dishes that you were known for.
your emphasis on couponing and how to store foods to make them last longer. it was an honour for simon to be with such a lovely woman. you encouraged food as a form of love. and you showed that love ten times over with simon.
he captured your lips and continued to move against you. he devoured the feeling of his lover up against him. you felt amazing, you felt like heaven. he couldn't help himself. he moved against you and continued to kiss you.
"work so hard every day, you work your ass off beautiful. and i love it, all of you. you know that. i can't get enough of you, how you feel against me. how i feel like our souls are connected."
you giggled, "no need to butter me up, handsome." you smiled when he placed another kiss on your lips. you moaned into the kiss, you eventually held onto his strong shoulders. you two moved against each other, husband and wife. quite the pair you were, and simon wouldn't want it any other way.
"baby." he cooed.
"shh, shh." you said, you opened your eyes and stared into his brown ones, he was so handsome. even when he tried to deny it, you knew the truth. he was quite the handsome man. the kind of man that made your toes curl with each hardy thrust of his hips.
the pleasure ran through both of you, the intensity of it made you kiss one another once more. he continued to work himself inside of you. live in each of this thrusts, affection in every movement. simon loved you and you loved him, hence why you held onto him so closely.
"oh, dove. look at ya. perfect for your husband." he cooed as he felt closer to his climax, it was an intense feeling. the kind of feeling that excited him greatly. he loved you and when he watched your pleasure reach its peak, he felt a swell of pride when you clutched onto him tighter.
"fuck, honey." you moaned as pleasure crushed down on you. you tensed up then relax, enjoying the feeling as it moved through you. you shared another kiss.
simon continued to work his body up against yours, and soon he finished inside of you. he rocked against you through his climax and then only broke the kiss when he stopped. he looked you in the eyes, those beautiful brown eyes.
you giggled lightly and pulled him in once more before he laid out on the bed beside you and held you in his arms.
"not too bad for a serial killer."
"yeah, i bet they'd never know that you're such a teddy bear." you dragged a finger across his strong chest and let out a small giggle. he felt so good against you. you soon sat up and said, "i have something i want you to try, i am working on a new recipe."
before you could get too far, he pulled you back into bed with him and wrapped his arms around you. he held you close and said, "whatever it is, dove. i bet it's amazing, but right now i just wanna hold ya."
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the following day, on one of simon's days off. you set up the camera and stood beside your much taller husband. you were all smiles as you were ready to bake a nice spring treat.
"hello, love bugs! it's mrs. riley again, and today i have a guest!" you gestured to your husband. you whispered, "you'll need to crouch down a little." and simon bent his knees, "this is my husband, mister riley!"
you hoped that this would quell any concerns your fans might have. and while the comments were positive one made you blush.
"i used to think i had a crush on mrs. riley, but now i have a crush on mr. riley too!"
i hope you love this fic! if you have any suggestions, my open! till next time <3
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Robin accidentally puts a letter (meant to ask a girl out on a date) in the wrong locker. She waits, watching totally inconspicuously, except her crush walks up to the locker NEXT to the one she put it in. And dear old Eddie Munson strolls up to the same locker.
Robin watches as he unfolds the letter and blushes. She's immediately groaning and feels bad, because now this guy thinks someone likes him. And thats just mean but to confess and break his heart? She's missing lunch lamenting on the pay phone about the situation to Steve who is at Family Video.
Steve who has thought about Eddie for years. Captivated by the guy who will get up and yell on top of tables but also stopped and helped a freshman pick up all their papers when they dropped them. Steve who once got winked at by Eddie and felt his entire worldview shift.
"Well I'll go- yea, I can go in your place. Don't even worry about it." Steve offers. And Robin is so thankful she feels she would have combust spontaneously if she had to break Eddie's heart. Robin thinks Steve is gonna let him down gently. Meanwhile Steve is putting on his date jeans and adding a bit of lip gloss and winking in the mirror ready to charm the pants off eddie
#Guys I think I have lost how to write or maybe thats the migraine speaking#Anyways I dreamt this so yall can have it#Steddie#Jade is talking
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