#like a god

[nightguide]

subtext of Regular Show at a worldly angle. (80's prerogative)

Mordecai and Rigby don't give a sh*t about cartoon physics (actual heroes)

'the world is not yours but you do what you want', a character that has no meaning of life until the very end.

the actual villain.

the plot

what the fck? you could've settled this debate hours ago

shit got real

non-existing understanding of reason with the actual God that could not even care less of the heart right now

it's Rigby's life.

misconceptions of cartoon trauma

denying change (Hollywood)

what the hell? i thought this was gonna go o-

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

well this was an interesting dialouge choice.

[raylangivins]

eyes hurt with glasses on. eyes hurt without glasses on. now what?

[flunkett]

Here’s an ask, as requested. How’d you end up liking anthro stuff?

ohh that was prpbably the hit game five nights at freddys i think i was six when fnaf 2 came out

[zhansww]

Like A God at the end of The Idol

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

I mean yes obviously and absolutely.

But also—participate in fandom in your secluded, I am the only one who’s right way and I see you all being wrong and I converse about it in my head way but I will remain silent and no one will ever know I even touched this fandom way.

Sometimes you gotta stay creepy and off putting.

i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[nightguide]

shoutout to the companions of the 5th Doctor, they had more guts to destroy lifetimes of honour than anything in the world while TARDIS McGee himself was standing there the entire time and literally called himself a 'legend' right after because that title was directly for the companions and not the Doctor so the title of the 'Doctor' went to them and yes, they deserve more screen time to prove that cuz that's how they'll pull him in for 'one last fight'

you always knew

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[girldraki]

[what-the-bally-hell]

@wigglysloth @1920s-burlesque-lesbian

THE I WILL FUCKING GET YOU CRAB!!!!!

[fallout-lou-begas]

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO