#like a fifty-fifty

[0lekingcole]

Art of every outfit creature wore! (Nearly)

I feel like I can never decide how I want him to look but I love how the face turned out in the pajamas/milk one

[lotus-pear]

i love you royal trio (minus akechi)

[hmura-hmara]

“You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister…you were right.”

[critterbitter]

The kids go fishing! (The local pokemon are very helpful if bribed with the right combination of berries.)

Masterpost for more shenanigans!

[ladyshinga]

Being into murder mystery stories but NOT copaganda feels like playing whodunit minesweeper

[opikiquu]

i was going to draw something sad with stat but then i stood up and went. Oh my god. I dont have to. I have free will. So instead heres hatsune stat hitting prototype with a leak

[sporeclan]

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What he knows.

[bevirspnsblmnt]

quick everyone pretend to be shocked

[2facehusband]

hey so i need an older man to pin me against a wall and give me huge, dark hickeys i wont be able to hide in the morning. like grind your cock against my thigh and murmur about how small i am compared to you, how you'd split me in half if you fucked me. talk down to me, tell me im too pretty and dumb to be anything but a hole for you to use. you're too young to know what's good for you, honey, so let me take care of you, hm?

[jamieaiken919]

“I like Emmrich but he’s so OLD, why couldn’t they make him YOUNGER-“

YOU WILL FUCK THAT OLD MAN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

[morganbritton132]

Eddie post a Tiktok where it’s very clear that he had to scramble to start filming. He pans the camera back and forth between Steve and Dustin as they just stare at each other.

Dustin finally says: …What??

Steve: I said, the bat is in the closet.

Dustin: I asked if you had any protection I could borrow

Steve, like duh: Yeah, I know. That’s why I said the bat is in the closet.

Dustin: Stop saying that! That’s not what I’m ask-

Steve: Stop asking the same question! I have the bat. It’s in the closet. What-

Dustin: Condoms, Steve! I have a date tonight and I was asking if you had condoms.

Steve:

Steve: Borrow???

Eddie: A+ conversation, guys.

[foundfamilynonsense]

Mace Windu said fuck the rules fuck the law fuck tradition the Chancellor is a Sith Lord and has made himself an emperor and I’m not going to sit by and let it happen.

Mace Windu said if I do nothing I’d be betraying the democracy I thought I was fighting for this whole time, which means more than the crimes I’ll be charged with when this is over.

And yet people try to praise Anakin or Dooku for “leaving a corrupt system”. As if that was why Anakin left. As if Dooku did anything but make it worse. People praise the Mandalorians for only following their own rules. As if we’ve ever seen the Mandalorians truly stand for anything.

As if we don’t already have the most metal anti-authoritarian, badass character for people to praise.

And yet these parts of the fandom hate him. I wonder why 🤔

[bigbarabelly]

Lmao lets see if this is ok to post

Jimcurly 👊🫡

If you like my art and want to support me consider hucking a few bucks at my Kofi!

[riverofliver]

Someone's probably already posted it before, but here is Alan Alda doing a cartwheel at the 1979 Emmys.

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Time loop edition!

Jason gets a chance to do everything right.

He’s got one day, twenty four hours, to change everything to the way he wants it to be (read: repeatedly kill Joker). And if he’s not satisfied with the result by the end of that time, well, that’s fine. He gets a do over for as long as he wants—if he offs himself before the twenty fourth hour mark.

He just didn’t count on his stupid family to be such a wild card and keep switching their routines around at the drop of a hat. Makes it so much harder to plan Joker’s perfect demise…

((Meanwhile the batfam: screaming and falling over each other, very much aware of the time loop but under the impression that Jay’s death is the catalyst, trying desperately to stop Jason from committing suicide by the end of each day.))

[elderwisp]

𝒰𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉