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Art of every outfit creature wore! (Nearly)
I feel like I can never decide how I want him to look but I love how the face turned out in the pajamas/milk one
#cole sprouse#creature#kathryn newton#lisa swallows#lisa frankenstein#the worm is the real star of the show#and the centipede#also a lisa version?#ai art?#but not really#well i guess kind of#like a fifty-fifty#ai collab
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The Shen Jiu & Shen Yuan dynamic I need to see more of is Shen Jiu coming to see Shen Yuan as a father figure, perhaps even a mother figure. And not in the way you think.
We are always talking about Shen Yuan's wife beam, but we don't talk about his mommy beam. I think Shen Jiu could resist the wife beam if subjected to it, but I don't believe he has any defense against the mommy beam. Now, I'm not talking about Shen Yuan transmigrating earlier than canon, meeting a child Shen Jiu and adopting him.
I'm talking about Shen Yuan transmigrating after Shen Jiu has already taken over Qing Jin peak. I'm talking about 21 year old Shen Yuan transmigrating into the body of a nameless rogue cultivator, meeting fully grown man already in his thirties Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu, and hitting him with his mommy/daddy-issuesinator and causing him a life threatening Qi deviation.
Shen Qingqiu can't help but trust him, and eventually looks up to him, sees him as a wise elder he seeks out for advice. He fucking hates it but he can't help himself. This homeless man he met in the forest is the closest thing he's ever had to a father. Also. He sort of wants Shen Yuan to breastfeed him in a, and he means this, non sexual way and he can't cope with that. He would just feel so safe!!
Shen Yuan, 21 years old, rogue cultivator, first time transmigrator and the father who stepped up, thinks he befriended the scum villain, and maybe? He can be a good influence on him? Be a good friend and guide him towards a fully limbed future. He's practically raising him but nobody tell him that.
Shen Jiu lost his childhood to slavery and his teenage years to violent madmen. and now he's behaving in ways he doesn't understand. He once lost sight of Shen Yuan in the town's market, ran towards a man who looked exactly like Shen Yuan from behind, and almost had a panic attack when the man turned out to be a stranger. It's all good because Shen Yuan found him before he started swinging Xiu Ya ("Have you seen my friend? He's this tall, clearly traumatized, but we haven't had the talk")
People think they're lovers at some point because Shen Jiu is quite possessive of Shen Yuan's attention, but everybody realizes that there's something way more innocent, and also weirder, and worse, going on between them when Shen Yuan drags Shen Qingqiu by the hand to apologize to the sect leader for being so rude when poor A-Yue is trying his best, and stands there with arms crossed, eyebrows raised, until Shen Qingqiu mumbles an apology, glances at Shen Yuan, and runs away.
"I'm sorry about that, Sect Leader Yue, he's had a bad day. I'm sure he didn't mean it."
Yue Qingyuan, someone who did actually sort of raise Shen Qingqiu, who's stood in Shen Yuan's shoes before, extracting reluctant apologies from a sullen Shen Jiu, to authority figures so he wouldn't get in trouble, is overcome by an intense, never before experienced wave of jealousy, so sudden it makes him spit vinegar flavored blood.
Then, a panicked Shen Yuan accidentally hits him with the mommy beam by accidentally adopting him (trying to befriend this guy who clearly needs a friend he can confide in!). And now he's placed himself in the young step-mom role who's desperately trying to bond with her new husband's teenage children but they're wired to not like her! (He used those exact words when explaining to Shang Qinghua where that new tension he has with the Sect Leader came from)
Liu Qingge is afraid of him. Maybe. He runs away when their eyes meet but he keeps leaving dead things at his feet so like, he's probably threatening him? He feels intimidated by him? Or something?
(Liu Qingge thinks Shen Qingqiu's older brother is so cool and really wants to hang out with him, but if Shen Yuan calls him Didi one more time Liu Qingge's barely held back "Yes, Gege?" Is going to jump out of his mouth and he WILL Qi deviate and EXPLODE)
When Binghe enters the equation shit gets a lot weirder.
First, he believes Shen Yuan to be Shen Qingqiu's neglected spouse (Shizun keeps leaving his poor wife alone when he goes out on night hunts and to visit brothels! Shen Yuan has needs!! He should be with someone who cherished him!! Someone who would treat him as he deserves to be treated, someone who'd wait hand and foot on him!!!) needless to say, Luo Binghe's teenage fantasies take on an even more illicit turn than in canon (it goes from "STERN TEACHER POUNDED BY STUDENT AT BAIZHAN TRAINING GROUNDS" to "NEGLECTED WIFE CHEATS WITH STUDENT ON HUSBAND'S BED!! IMPREGNATED WHILE HUSBAND IS AWAY")
Luo Binghe, of course, does his best to seduce him, but ends up being coddled and cuddled.
"it's like I'm his handmaiden, his shadow, the only witness to my lady's heartbreak at her husband's cold regard and indiscretions. Shizun won't spare him a moment if not to discuss cultivation or business! He won't allow Shen Yuan more than a head pat! and move away from any other touch! How ungrateful! They don't even share a bed! I brush his hair, I dress him every morning, I pour him tea and he lets me rest my weary head on his lap. The intimacy we share is not sexual, but Ning-Shijie, I wish it was! I saw the outline of his dick yesterday and I need it!"
"A-Luo please stop talking."
Then, he realizes he misunderstood. Shen Yuan is a cultivator so of course he looks so young! Shen Yuan is clearly Shen Qingqiu's father. He's constantly worried for his un-filial son and remains by his side!! That explains everything!!!(LONELY DILF RIDES YOUNG MAN ON QING JING'S LIBRARY!! HE WISHES YOUNG MAN WAS HIS SON!!!!)
He goes from trying to steal Shen Qingqiu's wife to steal his father. He could be Shen Yuan's friend, lover, and son. His student. His confidant. His silly rabbit.
Shen Qingqiu KNOWS this. But nobody will fucking believe him!! The jiejies at the pavilion giggle and tell him he must be exaggerating, and when he went to Yue Qingyuan so he could intervene and fix it, Yue Qi just looked at him dead eyed and said to "Let him." !!! Let him what?? Deflower our father Qi-Ge??? Shame on you!! That beast is trying to break this family apart!!
But wait!!! look!!! a crack opened in the fabric of space and reality, leading directly to hell. Wouldn't it be a shame if someone were to, accidentally, drop kick this homewrecker inside it?
Luo Binghe is gone when Shen Qingqiu realizes oh wait, that was a demon mark on his forehead wasn't it. Oh good, now he has an excuse. Baba will understand.
(Baba doesn't understand. Baba acts as if he's lost his soul and won't look him in the eye. He's also growing mushrooms bodies in the garden, and added a drop of Shen Qingqiu's blood in the seeds before planting? Which is odd. but at least if he's gardening then he's not staring at that swordmound for hours on end)
I don't even know where I'm going with this
#bingqiu#svsss#shen yuan#shen jiu#listen#i just believe shen yuan has the ability to give everybody he knows some sort of complex and we need to explore that#also#sj in a very ooc move adopts a random homeless man he met in a dark forest as his father. thinks man must be decades older than him#sy in a very in character move raises up to the occasion without a clue of what he's rising up to. once he finds out people think he's like#fifty or a hundred years old. he just.... lets them. whatever he's an old soul#he's always been mature for his age#mip
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“You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister…you were right.”
#rewatching rotj made me emotional okay#i struggled an unreasonable amount while drawing this#vader and luke with their fifty shades of black clothing#like father like son what can i say#every time i think how luke not only accepted that vader was his father#but also believed that he could return to the light side#how he refused to fight vader untill the last moment#and how he was grieving anakin after his death while everyone else were celebrating#every time i die a little bit inside#luke deserves the world is all im saying#star wars#star wars fanart#luke skywalker#anakin skywalker#darth vader#artists on tumblr#digital art#illustration#украрт#art
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Being into murder mystery stories but NOT copaganda feels like playing whodunit minesweeper
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The kids go fishing! (The local pokemon are very helpful if bribed with the right combination of berries.)
Masterpost for more shenanigans!
#i like to think the modern pokemon world is at its core kind#humans help pokemon and pokemon help humans#coevolution!#anyways here’s more ingo as the impulse control (he’s not very good at his job being impulse control)#the kiddos catch like fifty stunfisk and two tympole#pokemon#art#sketchbook#myart#submas#fanart#pokemon ingo#pokemon emmet#pokemon elesa#sketches#artists of instagram#seismitoad#palpitoad#stunfisk#blitzle#litwick#tynamo#emmet#ingo#elesa#nimbasa trio#pokemon illustration#illustration#frog#frogs
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quick everyone pretend to be shocked
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#bg3 shadowheart#bg3 karlach#disegna e bevi#otp: warding bond#this is ispired by a convo I had with someone while we were talking about khael#“I cant believe you finally made your chara a top”#“uh about that”#also khael isnt fifty times stronger than astarion#it's more like twice and a half
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hey so i need an older man to pin me against a wall and give me huge, dark hickeys i wont be able to hide in the morning. like grind your cock against my thigh and murmur about how small i am compared to you, how you'd split me in half if you fucked me. talk down to me, tell me im too pretty and dumb to be anything but a hole for you to use. you're too young to know what's good for you, honey, so let me take care of you, hm?
#i wish i was lying the old man fixation is TERMINAL. and im not talking 27 year olds i mean men in their fifties. i need yall so bad#expect more posts like this because im thinking abt it always#jay speaks#ftm nsft#ftm bottom#queer nsft#trans nsft#mlm nsft#nsft puppy#ftm puppy#ftm sub#puppy sub#daddy k!nk#t4t nsft
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Eddie post a Tiktok where it’s very clear that he had to scramble to start filming. He pans the camera back and forth between Steve and Dustin as they just stare at each other.
Dustin finally says: …What??
Steve: I said, the bat is in the closet.
Dustin: I asked if you had any protection I could borrow
Steve, like duh: Yeah, I know. That’s why I said the bat is in the closet.
Dustin: Stop saying that! That’s not what I’m ask-
Steve: Stop asking the same question! I have the bat. It’s in the closet. What-
Dustin: Condoms, Steve! I have a date tonight and I was asking if you had condoms.
Steve:
Steve: Borrow???
Eddie: A+ conversation, guys.
#Steve: And gross. You’re like twelve.#Dustin: I’m fifty-two#I firmly believe that once Dustin gets out of Hawkins he’s a hit with the ladies#he’s the full package#smart funny great hair no collarbones good with animals#nerdy girls everywhere swoon#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson
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Mace Windu said fuck the rules fuck the law fuck tradition the Chancellor is a Sith Lord and has made himself an emperor and I’m not going to sit by and let it happen.
Mace Windu said if I do nothing I’d be betraying the democracy I thought I was fighting for this whole time, which means more than the crimes I’ll be charged with when this is over.
And yet people try to praise Anakin or Dooku for “leaving a corrupt system”. As if that was why Anakin left. As if Dooku did anything but make it worse. People praise the Mandalorians for only following their own rules. As if we’ve ever seen the Mandalorians truly stand for anything.
As if we don’t already have the most metal anti-authoritarian, badass character for people to praise.
And yet these parts of the fandom hate him. I wonder why 🤔
#p.s it’s because he’s black#and it’s because they don’t actually like Anakin and Dooku for ‘seeing a corrupt system’#they like them bc they like the evil dictator vibes and the fact that Anakin is emotionally unstable but they don’t want to Say that#the don’t like the mandalorians bc they force their own path or whatever#they like them bc they walk around with fifty guns strapped to their body and that’s some sort of American wet dream#mace windu#mace windu appreciation#pro jedi#star wars#in defense of the jedi
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Someone's probably already posted it before, but here is Alan Alda doing a cartwheel at the 1979 Emmys.
#mash#He was like fifty at this point too lmao#mash 4077#hawkeye pierce#m*a*s*h 4077#m*a*s*h#mashblr#mash posting#alan alda
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love the idea that the Volturi collect newspapers from all over the world so they can watch out for rogue vamps. bc they're not out there doing that shit. really, some poor intern/human-wannabe-vamp is just running around sifting through the daily papers like an editorial assistant working the slush pile at a trad publishing company. underpaid, overworked, crying on lunch breaks, chugging cold burnt coffee, desperately trying & failing to unionize, etc.
#and then the one time they're like 'uh mr aro sir there's uh a fifty-five percent increase in murder in seattle in the last few months sir'#aro rewards them with a 'good boy. now show me your neck' and goes to town#anyway kids don't apply for entry level positions in publishing. or vampire comms.#twilight renaissance#twilight#the twilight saga#the volturi#volturi
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there's literally gonna be a new taylor swift album im so excited it's been like six years
(if you are one of the gatekeeping weirdos who only counts the albums taylor released during her lifetime as "real ts" this post is not for you, let people be excited, the machine was literally trained not just on her music but on her brainwaves so there is literally no discernible difference)
#i guess the lawsuit finally got resolved for the label???? which means i bet her hologram is going to start doing concerts again too#i only really got into her when i was doing my conscript (which is why I haven't posted in like two years lmao sorry)#and even then I've only really listed to the most recent fifty albums not the old stuff#anyway rip to Matthew Xiuying-Swift for losing the rights to her estate but at least we are getting more music out of it#taylor swift
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valentine, you're a horse ❤️
#my little pony#mlp g3#wish-I-may#wish-I-might#ok so. I'm gonna ramble for a sec#normally when I post on valentine's day I complain in the tags about being single. but I won't this year!#I've recently realized I'm definitely somewhere on the aromantic spectrum. and that I'm perfectly content without a partner#in the past I've described myself as 'emotionally unavailable' or having 'commitment issues' but neither of those things were ever true#I'm a very loving and loyal person!#I've always been extremely affectionate with friends and family but unable to have the same level of love for potential partners#unsure if I'm just demisexual/demiromantic or actually aroace but I'm definitely not the default settings type of gay lol#I'm a big fan of romance and sex in fiction! but irl? 😅😬 idk about that fam! idk!#hypothetically I would like to have a gf one day and maybe fall in love but now I understand why that may not happen#or atleast is gonna take a while. and that's fine :)#tldr; if your top song on spotify last year was Cupid by Fifty Fifty it's time to do some soul searching lol#happy valentine's day!! 💕
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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For those who haven’t noticed, this comic was born or out my hypefixation over a version of Madoka I call Moldoka, which happened after a conversation with my friend. This is mostly a crack fic, considering how stupid the premise is. I won’t really be paying attention to the canon Walpurgis no Kaiten has presented because its not out yet, and im the artist and I can do what I want :)
I’ll try to update this at least once a week, maybe on Saturdays lol, I’ll figure out a schedule.
hope you enjoy this stupid au
UPDATE: you can read the first part of chapter 1 here
#madoka magica#pmmm#puella magi Madoka magica#madoka kaname#homura akemi#akemi homura#kaname madoka#madohomu#but like in a mildly toxic way#Homura akemi is insane#Moldoka#I got fifty minutes of sleep today lol#fan comic#My art
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survivor my beloved <3
#still figuring out a consistent design for them but im pretty happy with how this came out#tried giving them rodent-like incisors but still fifty fifty on whether it turned out goofy or not#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#rain world#rain world fanart#rain world survivor#rw survivor#slugcat#rw slugcat#rainworld fanart#rain world art#rainworld
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