#like a dysfunctional d*ck

[thegeminisage]

nonexhaustive list of celebrities i simply refuse to look at

j*hnny d*pp: i mean, obviously

b*nedict c*mberbatch and m*rtin freem*n: bbc sherlock is an awful show with awful fans and they are both So Ugly i hope all tjlc people are having a bad day today

jason isaacs: though i'm sure he's a lovely person and also he's very talented, watching him in the oa gave me fight-or-flight whenever i see him now. he did TOO good of a job is what i'm saying

t*by st*phens: poseidon should NEVER have been played by a white ginger man just because someone in production has a hard-on for bl*ck FUCKING s*ils. i despise the very sight of him and every time one of you demons makes a horny post about him the world grows a little darker and my hatred, a little deeper

matthew mcconaughey: he didn't do anything wrong but it's because of interstellar.

emily blunt: it's a really long and involved story involving erectile dysfunction and some facebook rp i was lovingly peer pressured into as a teenager. i'm sure she's a fine person or whatever

s*bastian st*n: he also didn't do anything wrong, but i do not want to be taken back to 2014 every time i look at him, so i just don't look at him

chris pine and zachary quinto unless i am actively watching or viewing content from star trek: the absolute dearth of usable footage for gifs/vids/etc from the star trek aos movies made people go watch these actors in other things partially to better imagine how they might look in various scenarios in star trek. like, people would watch the princess diaries 2 to think about a younger jim kirk, which was really normal of them. thankfully, this didn't happen to me...but there's no need to take chances.

any of the supernatural cast unless i am actively watching or viewing content from supernatural: the jokes have been beaten to death please free me from this nightmare

i'm sure there's more that i'm just not thinking of right now. i'll update this post if any new names come to me.

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@karatecaulfield HEY CMERE GUESS WHO I MADE A PLAYLIST

Tfw the YasMoon playlist I've been cultivating for a few months is the longest fandom playlist I've ever made, like...SIGNIFICANTLY longer than playlists for OTPs I've had for literal years O______O Lesbian hyperfixations go HARD, amirite???

Maybe it's because Spotify has a disproportionate number of songs about angsty/dysfunctional sapphic relationships akajdhousvigy

Kinda hope this keeps being the case though, because it's really funny. Inb4 I end up with like 100 songs on my YasMoon playlist and the rest of my fandom playlists top at like...60-something XD I'm unfortunately VERY deep in the "hears any love song on the radio and proclaims 'THIS IS YASMOON!'" phase, so uh...Imma probably keep adding songs at what's FAR from a reasonable rate.

ALSO I love being able to be like "check out my two Cobra Kai OTPs, the karate byfriends and the staunchly-refuse-to-do-karate girlfriends!!!" It's about that d i c h o t o m y XD The contrast!!! The parallels!!! The character foils!!! The pure, sweet irony!!!

So I went into this moodboard knowing my fave songs on here were gonna be like. WAY too obscure to have little lyric edits for them, so I just made my own again!!! Now that I'm actually confident doing that, I might be subjecting y'all to that way more often XD Here are the songs, if you're wondering: 1. Poker Face - Lady Gaga (has a ficlet here!!!) 2. American Dream - Baby Queen (no ficlets/moodboards/other content for this one yet, but mark my words, it will happen. I love this song for them too much :O) 3. Chronic - Phoebe Ryan (has a ficlet as well!!!) 4. Slow Dancing - Aly & AJ and Hazel English (ficlet here!)

Also open to any potential song suggestions, or to talk about my picks more!!! Additionally, I have been feeling, uh. VERY Unwell lately obsessing over potentially writing YasMoon songfics ^^; I've refrained so far (becaus GOD GIRL GET YOUR WIPS UNDER CONTROL), but my resolve is crumbling. I might make a silly little poll about them, because there is a horrible, horrible itch within me that I do not think I will scratch until I pluck a song out of here and turn it into a YasMoon one-shot D:

(I also haven't written proper CK fic in so longggggg because the fandom kinda yeeted D: Hopefully I can find at least a handful of readers for the onslaught of yasmoon fic y'all will eventually be subjected to lmao)

Used a pink and yellow/gold color scheme for them here because that combo never doesn't slap for them, tbh. Like GOD, am I ever a SLUT for aesthetically pleasing color motifs :O And pink and yellow always hits with the girls!!! Also love the shameless, cheery hyperfemininity of it all. No broody, emotionless grays and blacks to be found here!!! Only bright, eye-hurting your average dudebro would not be caught dead in :)

As always, pic credits available upon request!

[broteinshake69]

Uhhhhhhh Uncomfortable and unnecessary conversation about Ruben's man parts below. I have a picture (of Ruben) for reference so there is zero confusion about what I'm talking about. This could be triggering as it is very medical so stay safe! Yeah it's me talking about Ruben again, who's really surprised at this point.

So. As is common with fandoms and the characters we celebrate and enjoy, there's no doubt about reproductive organs being present and functional. BUT with Ruben...I think it should be said that given how severe his burns are - especially taking into account that his back is also one of the areas of the highest surface area and burn depth and looks similar to his pelvis/lower abdomen - Ruben is likely very impotent. Now, yes, he clearly went through changes, and his voice deepened, I'm not saying he didn't go through puberty, just that he likely has severe complications reproductively (and cosmetic). This is obviously a super unpopular opinion/analysis, and objectively speaking, as horrible as it is to say, it lowers his "value"/"desirability". Because people like d*ck a lot—I'm not sorry, this is just a fact. Accuracy isn't important to a lot of fans since it comes into conflict with what people are attracted to and want, but in any case, I love Ruben regardless of his plumbing. Sure, I'll still draw him being uh. "Reproductively gay", shall we say, because it's easier and I'm lazy, but I just wanted to point this out. I've done reading in the past for the sake of informing myself on the matter, and it is well-documented for men with severe burn injuries to have injuries in that area, too. Given how men are more exposed and such organs are external and therefore vulnerable to damage, it's unlikely that Ruben didn't get mangled down there, and yes, it's terrible. But I would imagine that with Ruben's personality type and how focused he is, he doesn't care about that aspect of himself. Just what he can do to elevate his research and reunite with Laura. Also, there might be a few fans who are in favour of Ruben being acknowledged as pretty much...asexual— or just with complete medical honesty about his condition. So this is for you guys if you exist! Edit: I probably shouldn't assume/make hard judgments too much on how Ruben would feel about being in such a state since it's just another part of himself that is deprived of a "human" quality or trait. And I haven't read up on how impotence and related problems impact people psychologically when their parts are disfigured/functionally limited... I guess it's possible that Ruben would feel inadequate. I do stand by my statement and I think he's very driven and able to keep himself focused. Addendum LOL (I'm done this time I swear): Out of curiosity, I did glance over ED (erectile dysfunction) as a condition, and people with impotence can still experience pleasure but require more patience and stimulation than people without ED. However, Ruben has burns, which, as we know, can severely decrease sensitivity. I feel like I can postulate his pleasure responses would be pretty mild (maybe even painful), and it also may factor into how badly injured his testicles are since that is where hormones are produced, and how sex drive is regulated. I might revisit this if I ever get the right information because this seems very complicated, honestly...

[melissa-titanium]

I M LITE RALY ; GOI NGTOC;RY O H MYGO D WAI TI NEED TO ANSPWER AL LOF THIS OHM YGOD OHM Y GOD OK WOKOK WAITIWAITIATW.

O M G OKWAIT WHATSSO FUNNY ABOUT TH PEACOCK TAIL IS THAT. Q. HIS SQUADMATE. I S BA SED OF FO F A PEA CO CK.

hes kind of a cunt <3 shes not even related to this but like. giggles

HIS WH ISKER S DO GLOQW THEY DO THEY DO !!!!!!! ESPECIALLY TH ONES ON THE TAIL TIP THE;Y GET LIKE S UUUUU PER BRIGHT; !!!!!!!

AND OM G YE S YSESYE SYESYE THE THETHETHE.REASON HE NEVER WEARS CLOTHES IS BECAUSE OF HEA;TREGULATION i straight up wrote an entire fic about his fucked up heat regulation acutally. something wrong with him. he only wears the coat around other drones because as feral as he is he has SOME sense of embarassment

Would you say his Sensor Crown is like broken glass? If he was just hot metallic sludge id imagine that caused the glass to melt and shit to be a little worse for wear. Is that the reason why his vision is so ass?

Y E./S .YES.SYE.SYE. OMG. HIS VISION IS LIKE. he is S U UUUU PER FAR SIGHTED. his true eyes were warped from the heat from how fast he fell towards the surface of c9, which is also why hes weirdly spiky everywhere GIGGL;ES. basically made him able to see like, MILES away but anything closer than 10 feet away from him is muddled as hell . its like pulling the edges of your eyes back....

Does he have a core similar to other DDs? Or did his get fucked up? (Asking cause he had that large hole in his chest)

HE;DOES HE DOES !!! PRE-REPAIR HIS CORE HAD MALFUNCTIONED DUE TO HARDWARE DAMAGE BUT HIS CORE HAD ALWAUS BEEN LIKE. A NORMAL DD CORE WITH THE FLESH BITS ON IT AND EVEYTHING :) after th repair tho enid COMPLETELY scrapes his core... which;

Also on that note, is he immune to Cyn? Enid is on her way to crazy town, but would the virus also jump to him too?

..MAKES HIM SAFE FROM CYN!!!!! he still overheats from his mechanical core but since enid scraped his core off of all the flesh/ "solver" parts, his core is basically just... okay wait. i see a wd core as a shitty 400 dollar laptop and a dd core as a super fucking powerful like 15k gaming pc but it has a virus & nonfunctional cooling systems. what enid did was just remove the virus (software) so his core is still that 15k gaming pc with hardware damage (cooling systems) but no more virus. so cyn CANT get him :)

When he gets new parts, do they end up melding on him during say one of his meltdowns? Did he have to functionally rewrite his own code to compensate for so much being missing? Or is it his dysfunctional code causing him to look so fucked in the first place?

YES YE SSYE YE S THATS EXACTL QHAT HAPPENS. HE BASICALLY RIPS HIS DAMAGED LIMB CASINGS OFF AND SLAPS REPLACEMENTS ON... theyre usually good for like. a Couple Days (first few days they rattle around because theyre not fully melded on, then they stick on and then if he keeps them on for too long without having oil he risks having them straight up just melt off his endoskeleton)

THAT IS WHAT ENID DID;!!!!!! his antivirus and bodily defense systems kept him from Completely fucking obliterating himself but because of his coding knowledge being so barebones the best he could do was teach himself how to reorient and attach spare parts . help .

Would you say he was a scavenger during those 5 years? If thats the case what skill sets does he have a larger advantage in than a regular DDs? Did he also hunt other DDs?

YE S Y ESYES SYEYES HEEEEEE TOOK IN ANY CORPSES HE COULD FIND AT ANY TI.ME ON HIS HUNTING TRIPS . he has a lot of like. area knowledge. a distinct feature of him is another reason he's named "the comet" -- he can fly around at mach speed. he's traveled EVERY single location on the planet and knows a good deal of where all the worker drone bunker locations are at. he also knows where all the spires are so when he needs he tends to pluck corpses from them . esp if they have oil

he also knows how to fight dirty. to answer your question YES he hunts other dds... the worker drone parts only really work for his upper arm and leg joints so he needed to learn how to hunt dds. a big thing he's learned about dds is they really like to toy with their food/enemies, and if they think they're about to kill you its a guarantee they won't notice a sneak attack because they get all smug about winning.

M's inverted crater-spire is like a fucking moth's lamp to all kinds of drones. it appears "abandoned," meaning that dds think there's no competition and wds think theres no danger for them to explore literal scrap heaven. it's literally on top of a mountain so its pretty hard to get to for wds so intruders tend to be dds, so he was able to more easily train himself to attack them.

dds tend to be calculated, more attuned to slower-moving prey's movements. they don't think about strength or strategy, only speed, not used to any differing task besides killing wds. M, however, is so wildly unpredictable, quick, and brutal with all of his attacks, PLUS his constant overheating causing other dds to become sluggish and disoriented, is literally a deathtrap for other dds. his knowledge of the land is also a big one, if they try to escape and he doesn't manage to keep up with them, he can easily just find a quick path to where they are.

AND POST-REPAIR HE HAS HIS FLAMETHROWERS AND HEAT PROTECTION SO HE BASICALLY. JUST. CAN SET DDS ON FIRE AND MELT THEM BECAUSE THEYRE SUPER SENSITIVE TO HEAT .

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and oh mygod enid eni.d enid. FOR REFERENCE this is her most recent piece of art... from uh. checks watch. 8 months ago

Was she supposed to be cannon fodder for the DDs? Like when they landed she would basically be “life support” food for when the DDs over heated?

OMG SOMETHING LIKE THT ACTUALLY!!!! she was meant to act as something of a mediator for the dds on the ship and since she had such a specific job as a regular wd the solver decided to just. keep her that way since she wouldn't have been better off as a dd. she's a hyper advanced medical/technician (same thing for robots LOL) drone who could totally find some way to repair the dds on the ship if something happened . the issue of losing spares isnt really on the top of cyn's list but she figured she may as well make this wd useful

If she was already a medical type bot, was her job especially made to service M because he WAS a prototype? Or was she there for general maintenance ?

GENERAL MAINTENANCE!!!!!!! :) also kind of to keep them all in line. i havent reallu thought past that actually igotta... THINK MORE about her..eenidddd <3

Where exactly did Enid and the other Drones get separated? I really love idea of these things SLAMMING into mountains and changing the entire look of them . It sounds so cool and adds so much weight to just how much of a desecrated state M was left in.

OMGOMG THE !!!!!! THEY STARTED HITTING ROCKS AND SHIT AS THEY WERE ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE AND AT SOME POINT M JUST GOT. FUCKING. B L ASTED OUT OF TH POD'S WINDOW WHEN Q ENID AND U HAD LIKE. GONE INTO A SAFER PART OF THE SHIP AND THEY ALL GOT SEPERATE;D MID AIR ... ihavent actually fully figured out the details because at some point when i was coming up with his lore m's pod landed in the mountain but i also wanted them to be seperated so. i think m falling from a bit farther up makes more sense. .... what happened when they all fell was like. m crash landed and was completely fucked up. enid DIED. u wakes up first and runs off. q wakes up second with the intention of eating enid but can't find her body then runs off. enid is the last to come back. when cyn contacts her, she doesn't accept the offer out of fear, she's like. man i have a fucking job and being dead is boring. when she comes back she sees like, broken parts of q and u that they shedded and assumes they died, but remembers that M fell out super early and is like. fucks sake i gotta go find this stupid cunt now. she takes her job like VERY seriously so shes like if this drone is fucked up i Will find him and Fix him i Swear to God

OKAY IM DONE. I LVEO UOU YORKI THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING ABOUT MY DUMB FUCK OCS; AAAIUIUIUIU GHHH

MINOR M REDESIGN :))

[calpicowater]

Week 5/52: January 29th - February 4th 2019 | Tiny One & CNY 

Tuesday → Thursday: work everyday ;_; //// Tuesday was awful because the entire food court was free for two hours so people went crazy and we sold 164 cups within two hours..... I was so exhausted (also I ended work at 11:30pm!!! wtf) *cries* you can see just how busy we were by the unwashed dishes in the first pic........... /facepalm/

Friday: Day off! Spent it having dinner with Betty at Tiny One Cafe in Aberdeen. I got their Sichuan Mala (四川麻辣) pot and Betty got their Sauerkraut Fish (酸菜鱼) pot. Both were very yummy!!! The taste of their hot pots were pretty good~~ this place is not as bad as the yelp reviews claim to be LOL. The food was delicious and the set was very filling. My pot/combo set costed just $19 after tax! Betty’s pot was a bit more expensive but still worth it I think!! Regular hot pot price plus I left the restaurant super full. 我是大胃王～ because I finished the whole thing LOL. XD I need to stop eating so much!!!!!

Saturday: Back to work for a day but I like working Saturdays because it’s me/Betty/Mia aka the remains of the 老员工 :_( We were so busy on this day.... literally 281 cups for the day so our boss treated us to bbt lmao and I got oolong milk tea ~0~ 

Sunday: Applied to two jobs! In one day! I really hope I get one of them..... :^) If I do I would be kind of happy??? IDK. Let’s hope for the best!!!!! 

Monday AKA CNY Eve: Back to work again! Sucks that I only have one day off at a time nowadays lmao no more consecutive 2 days off that kind of thing. Oh well~~~ I got three red pockets!!!! One from boss (which includes tip money LULS), one from my mom’s friend 0_0, and one from my mom. Yay!! Happy about the free money LOL. ((((if being unmarried forever means getting red pockets forever then I'm never getting married))))) Spending Chinese New Year at home rules!!!!! My mom made 油泼面, 辣子鸡 and 酸菜鱼 for dinner!!!! SO GOOD. 

CAMERA OOTD PIC vs. PHONE OOTD PIC ! Which one is better??

[black-wolf066]

TUA Season 2 Thoughts

Okay, I know I’m extremely late to the game here, and I’m sure a lot of people have already touched base on the good and bad moments of this season; so I promise that the bad points that I do touch upon, will be short cause I do want to focus on what I loved.

First and foremost, I want to say that I did love season 2 with my whole freaking heart! I was ooooooh so very wrong with a lot of my predictions (and right in others *cough* Lila *cough*) but as I continued watching, I couldn’t bring myself to care (not too much anyway, there were a few things I was mad at, but meh).

 I loved seeing Hazel and I loved that the big oaf at least got 20 years with Agnes before she finally passed on. While I wish we could have seen snippets of that life and love rather then just flash backs to them in season 1; I’m still happy that Hazel got to live his life the way that he wanted to live it. Sure, I wasn’t happy that they killed him off, but for plot purposes it made sense—but on a lighter note, at least he could cross over into the afterlife and be happy with Agnes again. Right?

 Elliott is a hoot and I feel so bad that he died. All that poor man wanted was validation that he wasn’t crazy (which he got) and for someone to eat his damn Jell-O (I love ambrosia btw, but even I wouldn’t eat that ambrosia he made… sorry Elliott).

The sibling interactions between ALL OF THEM!!! JUST AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! It’s everything I could have hoped for and then some!!! The slap fight between Klaus and Ben on the street, Ben’s “You’re so independent, you fight your own damn battles”. Five and Luther reuniting “She’s too young for you” “Dad should have left him on the moon” (I snort laughed at both of these sentences). Then there’s Klaus and Allison reuniting, Allison not even hesitating to jump into the pool to hug her brother. OR THE WHOLE FAMILY REUNION!!! That Vanya and Allison hug! That hug as Klaus joined in and planted a kiss on the top of Vanya’s head!!!! The whole interaction between Allison and Diego “Can’t say Hi to anyone?” just omg, I could go forking on and on with this, because the banter and snappy comments from all of them are just total sibling culture and I relate sooooooooo much to it. (best believe I will jump on someone’s back like a damn spider monkey to protect my siblings, but I’d also sooner shank them too)

RAYMOND AND ALLISON!!!!! I’m ALLLLLLLLL FOOOOOOR THIS RELATIONSHIP!!!!! LIKE OMG!!!!!! WHY DIDN”T SHE TAKE HIM WITH HER!!!!! THEY ALREADY SCREWED THE TIMELINE UP ENOUGH BY JUST EXISTING THERE IN 1963 ANYWAY!!!! Like seriously, I’m actually upset that she didn’t take him with her, and now it looks like her daughter doesn’t even exist either… like omg Allison, sweet heart. Nooooooo.

I LOVE Luther’s development this season, the fact that he goes to apologize to Vanya, and actually takes blame for what happened, just makes me happy to know that the big lug is trying. Yea I know he took the gun with him, but honestly, I can’t blame him either. He was obviously scared and didn’t know what he would walk into, would she try and kill him again? Like we know the gun wouldn’t do sh*t to help him, but Luther wasn’t sure of that. Plus he never actually pulls it, his hand is constantly on it, but he never pulls it out, which shows that hurting her was not the end game. He wanted to actually apologize and he hoped that his sister would hear him out enough to allow him to do it.

I loved sissy and vanya. The friendship that turned to romance was cute, and while I’m still iffy with it because Sissy was married, I also understand to a small degree that Sissy truly felt stuck. Even without Vanya’s interference, I highly doubt Sissy would have been able to get a divorce and manage to keep possession of her son. Carl is an absolute bag of d*cks, and with Carl having a brother in the police force, who’s to say that they couldn’t spin something that would allow them to take Harlan away from her? I honestly can see a divorce between these two getting messy and none of the outcomes working in Sissy’s favor. She would have never been happy inside or outside of her marriage. But Vanya gave her the hope that she might actually find it. (IDK, I’m still really on the fence with it, and the infidelity, but I can’t say I didn’t enjoy Sissy/Vanya’s cute little moments while it lasted…)

Also, can I just say, Sissy blowing the scent of coffee into Vanya’s sleeping face, was truly and utterly adorable and such a dorky thing to do and I loved it.

ALL OF THE KLAUS AND ALLISON INTERACTIONS!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!

THAT SALON SCENE!!!

THAT DANCE AT THE SALON!!!

Also, not going to lie, Odessa was a bad ass b*tch and I love and will protect that woman as much as I will love and protect Raymond Chestnut. I don’t even care that Odessa was only in a few episodes, that woman stole my damn heart and I truly would have loved to see more scenes with her and Allison and the friendship they had.

The elevator ride going up to the light supper, the freaking conch shell, and the siblings’ interactions during the whole thing (Allison rumoring Diego to punch himself, and Vanya’s cheeky “oops” after showing off her powers, just *chefs kiss*).

Ben and Vanya!!! I FORKING CRIED!!! I had to bloody pause the damn episode because my tears were getting in the way of me watching!!!! (trust me, there was a long moment of silence for Ben after that.)

All of them piling into Vanya’s car on her way to save Harlan. That entire scene was a masterpiece “Child get in the back” followed by Klaus just flopping on top of Diego and Allison, like OMG!!! And Luther… poor Luther “If I hear one fat joke, I’m out”

Everything to do with Five and Older Five was hilarious. I’m sorry call me immature, but the fart jokes were funny (even if they did start to get old after a while). Also, poor Luther, once more. We stan one lousy spotter but a brother who tried his forking best anyway.

Luther being a big (little) brother and covering Allison AND Klaus during the hail of bullets.

Klaus being observant and noting things long before anyone else. Like even at the end, when Vanya was taking her power back, everyone else was watching her but not Klaus. He kept glancing around himself while also taking in the scene periodically. There is something there, I can forking feel it. Between that pill scene in season 1, him looking up to the moon with no reason to do so, him spotting The Handler and Lila, him knowing/guessing that Lila can only mirror one power at a time—despite never actually fighting her himself—it all has to add up to something??? RIGHT???

I didn’t think I would like the Swedes… yet here I am putting them in this column. Still mad that they killed Hazel (but as Five told Lila, the job was a job, it was never anything personal). They hardly had any lines at all but their personalities alone and the little things we saw were just… what the hell but I still loved it. haha.

 I CAN”T WAIT TO SEE IF WE LEARN MORE ABOUT THE OTHER CHILDREN MYSTERIOSULY BORN!!!!! Like I wanna see the sparrow academy kids, but I hope we might learn about a few others too. Like how many of those kids didn’t make it? How many of those kids were born with a twin? Were their any triplets??? Like can you imagine that poor woman who had to give birth to not one child, but two that she didn’t have an hour ago??? (and possibly three even though I doubt there were any triplets… but what if there forking was!!!)

SPARROW BEN!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!! I mean, I’m glad Justin is staying on the show, he’s awesome and I do like Ben, but I’m a bit sad that this won’t be the Ben we’ve seen in the last two seasons (I’ll still eat it up, don’t get me wrong, cause I’m curious to see this alternate Ben, but I’m still sad).

 Also that Vanya and Diego interaction at the end, neither of them having to say anything but still leaning on each other for support, just AHHHHHHHH

The sibling bonds that have begun to form between all of them is what really killed me this season and I loved each and every second of it!!!

 All the one-liners were pretty good too, like the “Ikea mafia” “Think of Batman than aim lower” “Is it too late to be un-adopted?” just efgjoiwengjowegnwrjngwe

Vanya actually using her powers to save someone, and Ben solidifying that fact by telling her she isn’t a monster. 

the music choices!!!! 

 I’m sure I will add more to all of this in another post, I’m still forking reeling over here and can’t get all of my thoughts straight, but goddamn I loved this season! Dysfunctional idiots—the lot of them. But at least they were making dysfunctional decisions together XD

Okay, now for the things I didn’t like…

Again, I’ll be brief cause I know that there are probably plenty of people who have touched on this already and I’m sure you all are sick of seeing or hearing it by now (so feel free to skip over it all together).

Klaus not telling his family SEVERAL TIMES that Ben was there.

Ben possessing Klaus without his consent (and Ben breaking the rules that Klaus had put into place as Ben nearly got frisky with Jill)---like I can’t even say I’m mad that he possessed Klaus at the light supper. I didn’t like it, it made me uncomfortable, but from Ben’s perspective I understood it. to Ben, he felt like he didn’t have a choice, Klaus had constantly taken Ben’s choice away by not telling the family he was there, so if Klaus wasn’t going to tell them on his own, Ben had no choice but to try and do it himself. I get that, I did. But the whole “Burrowed” scene in the elevator made me cringe something fierce.

The fact that we get Klaus looking badass in the first five minutes of the season, and then Klaus basically being useless the rest of the season, pissed me the ever-loving fork off. I mean, come on!!! EVERYONE ELSE FOUGHT LILA!! WHERE THE HELL WAS HE!??? I’m hoping this is all just setting Klaus up to be something greater in the next season, that maybe now that Ben is gone Klaus will have no choice but to relay on himself and tap into that “Potential” that Reginald had hinted at in season 1 (my fingers are soooo crossed that this is the case)

Not getting their reactions to Ben sacrificing himself (I needed more then just seeing Klaus lying forlornly on a bed, I’m sorry, but I definitely needed more than that). Klaus and Vanya’s interaction in the car did not make up for any of it either.

I don’t know where to put my thoughts on Lila and Diego. While I liked them in the beginning, their relationship kinda lost me the moment she spiked him and basically kidnapped him. I like Lila, don’t get me wrong, but that scene made me really uncomfortable too.

The interactions with the Handler and Five. Like okay, I get that the Handler isn’t treating him like a child because basically Five is supposed to be 58, but it’s still forking creepy to see her swaying her hips behind Five who is stuck in his 13-year-old body. Just… no.

The fact that we only see Allison mentioning her daughter 2 times. Like sure, she’s had 2 years to grieve, but I want to see that grief!!!!

How the show tied Sissy and Vanya’s story line up, and how they tied Allison and Raymond’s story line up… like nooooooo. How the hell would Sissy be safe in the past???? Carl’s brother was a forking police officer??? Does she seriously think his brother isn’t going to come after her when he learns his brother is dead????? Also how is Raymond supposed to explain that he suddenly doesn’t have a wife anymore???? These things don’t just fix themselves!!! Like I understand Five saying they couldn’t come, that it could change things beyond repair, but all seven of them existing in 1963 in the first place has already forked everything up enough as it was.

(Ignore me, I’m just salty that we won’t be get any more Raymond/Allison interactions…)

Anyway, negatives pushed aside, I can’t stress enough how i did love the season!!! And I can not wait to see where season 3 goes!!! I HONEST TO GOD CAN NOT WAIT!!! In the mean time, I will be attempting to write several things for season 2… fix-its, in between moments, whatever I can think of. Let’s see where that goes.

[brucesterling]

Arizona death panels

*Because there are more people sick of Covid-19 in the great state of Arizona right now than there are in all of Europe.

*It’s not like Arizona invented the idea of triage; that’s quite an extensive and interesting bibliography there.

https://www.azdhs.gov/documents/preparedness/epidemiology-disease-control/infectious-disease-epidemiology/novel-coronavirus/sdmac/covid-19-addendum.pdf

COVID-19 Addendum: Allocation of Scarce Resources in Acute Care Facilities Recommended for Approval by State Disaster Medical Advisory Committee (SDMAC) – 6/12/2020

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[biaswreckingfics]

Ahhh okay. I remember that now haha. I just had my cards on Baek and Yixing 😍😍 . But i for one personally like that you added a romance factor into the mix. If makes for a more complex story because yes 👏 👏 we love to see two dysfunctional idiots in love a d denial lmaoo. But on that note , ill just say one more thing befor i go to bed. I know i talked your head off tonight haha but like that one meme . * y/n and baek* : WILL YOU TWO JUST F*CK ALREADYYYY!!! . Just kidding , or am i?😉😉

Thank you for saying that!! Not many people have said that they liked that I added a romance factor to the storyline!!

I just thought that if you're surrounded by 7 (rip ksoo) attractive men and in life or death situations, emotions are bound to happen, and it sounded fun to explore. Plus, BBH is my main man soooo it had to be done lol and we all know you're not kidding 😉😉

I loved having asks in my ask box!! Nobody really talks to me on here, so it's refreshing to have some interaction!!

[justkeeponsimming]

Quick Legacy Generation Four Heir Vote ~

Wow, I can’t believe that we’re coming up for this time already! As per my other heir vote posts, I like to get an heir vote in for the next generation a little earlier than the previous generation being completed, so I have time and direction for the spares as well as the heir/heiress! :D We have so many choices for heir/heiress this generation, so I’ll drop a description of the next generation below and a link to their heir vote poll, then a read more for a deeper description of each potential heir/heiress so you guys can decide who’s going to carry Generation Four of the Quick Legacy!

Thank you to everyone who votes, please find the link to the poll here: https://www.poll-maker.com/poll2511764x94b54BBb-71

                                                      💔💔💔

Generation Four - Theme: F*ck boy/gal “My parents were always busy or wrapped up in their art, I was left alone. I learned how to live, how to survive, on my own.” Your parents have always seemed to spend more time in the studio than home. So you decided to go a different way in life and experience the world in a more unconventional way. Better than remaining at home, that was for sure. Because of this dysfunction, you look for love in all the wrong places. Objectives:

Join the Mixologist Branch of the Culinary Career

Have and complete the serial romantic aspiration

Have the “bro” or “ noncommittal” trait

Master Mixology skill

Master Dj skill

Date two different sims simultaneously then break their hearts

Go on at least 10 dates & Get a gold rating on at least one.

Marry due to “accidental” pregnancy

Have at least 2 children from different partners

Cheat on your spouse(s)

Follow through promptly with all whims to break up, no exception

Host a gold rated house party

Optional: Throw a party (go through all types) at least once every 2 weeks

Optional: Attend many romance festivals in San Myshuno

Optional: Start a singles club

Caspian Quick ~ Caspian is the biggest softie in the whole family. He follows in his father’s footsteps, loving the outdoors and any physical activity he can get himself into! He has joined the scouts, honouring the place where his parents met in their teen years! Caspian loves gardening, vowing to himself that he will restore the poor money tree that his mother has killed, as she does not inherit the family green thumb! He is also very loyal, with a magnetic kind of personality that draws in lots of friends, particularly his best friends - sister, Ginger, and cousin, Clark. However, Caspian’s good personality is tested when he meets an intriguing sim at his scout group, who turns all of his routines and safety procedures upside down! A rivalry quickly forms, but this interesting new scout group member has a secret that only Caspian can discover!

Ginger Quick ~

Ginger is the diplomat of this generation, always available to be a shoulder to cry on when someone is feeling down or distressed. She may be messy, but the clothes strewn across her bedroom show a creative soul who has a passion for music. Why would she waste time cleaning when she could be practicing her piano skills?!  She has also become a counsellor at school, helps with the school newspaper and works as a life guard at the weekend! She has built her life around helping others! Ginger can be confident, but battles self doubts when she is under stress. This is a trait that her younger sister, Desiree, has attached to and manipulates, causing a rift between the siblings! Ginger has to fight to keep her cool, not allowing herself to be torn down by Desiree’s negativity!

Robyn Quick ~

Robyn is the most drama free of all of the siblings this generation! A naturally quieter sim at heart, Robyn is determined and successful without shouting out about her achievements. She can often be found hiding in her bedroom, playing video games with her online friends who she has become very attached to in such a short space of time! When she is not hiding away from her family drama, Robyn gets up bright and early and heads to the kitchen, making breakfast for her busy family. She has definitely earned her father’s passion for cooking! Robyn has a crush on an old friend, Hannah, who reconnects when they go to high school together. However, there is also a mysterious friend online by the name of GreenGamer323 that she cannot get out of her mind! Torn between two romantic interests, Robyn must navigate the situation carefully so she does not lose two of the people closest to her!

Desiree Quick ~

Desiree is the youngest of this generation, always feeling like an outsider compared to her other siblings who are triplets, as they are extremely close. She has always loved being the centre of attention, resorting to any means necessary so that everyone knows she means business! Desiree has tried to insert herself into a variety of social groups, but her passions lie with dance, singing or any skill where she can put on a show! As a genius sim, Desiree knows how to work people to do things to her advantage - whether as leverage for her social standing or to provide her with a compliment about how amazing she is! However, her charms have never worked on one sim - her older sister, Ginger. Ginger was always popular at school, but never welcomed Desiree into her friendship groups, perhaps out of fear that she would take over everything. Desiree is now working on building up her own popularity, whilst ensuring that Ginger stays in her place and will not disrupt her rise to fame!

[loveandknowledge]

A. Why Pure Willpower is Bad

Our behaviors are not based on logic or ideas. Logic and ideas can influence our decisions, but ultimately, our feelings determine what we do.

We do what feels good and avoid what feels bad. And the only way we can ever NOT do what feels good, and do what feels bad instead, is through a temporary boost of willpower—to deny ourselves our desires and feelings and instead do what was “right.”

[...]

The classic approach has the paradoxical effect of training us to feel bad about all the things that make us feel good. It basically seeks to teach us self-discipline through shaming us—by making us hate ourselves for simply being who we are. And the idea is that once we are saddled with a sufficient amount of shame about all the things that give us pleasure, we’ll be so self-loathing and terrified of our own desires that we’ll just fall in line and do what we’re told.

B. In Case You Didn’t Know: Shame F*cks You Up

Disciplining people through shame works for a while, but in the long-run, it backfires...

[...]

Sometimes, people do find productive ways to distract themselves from their shame. They run ultra-marathons or work 100-hour work weeks for years on end. These are, ironically, many of the people we come to admire for having inhuman willpower. But self-denial comes easy when, deep down, you fucking hate yourself.

Because shame can’t be numbed away. It just changes form. The person who exercises religiously to escape their self-loathing will eventually find ways to loathe themselves for their exercise habits. And soon, what started out as a remarkable work ethic in the gym morphs into some form of body dysmorphia, like those guys who inject synthol into their arms to make themselves look like Popeye.

[...]

Self-discipline based on self-denial cannot be sustained in the long-run. It only breeds greater dysfunction, and ultimately results in self-destruction.

Here’s the problem with all this—and it’s so obvious once you hear it, I can’t believe we have to say it. You can will yourself to go to the gym if you don’t feel like it for a few days. But unless the gym ends up feeling good in some way, you will eventually lose motivation, run out of willpower and stop going. You can will yourself to stop drinking for a day or a week, but unless you feel the reward of not drinking, then you will eventually go back to it.

C. Self-Discipline Through Self-Acceptance

Let’s say you’re trying to lose weight and your big hang up is that you run through about three liters of ice cream each week. You’re an ice cream fiend. You’ve tried stopping through willpower. You’ve tried diets with your friends. You’ve told your partner to never ever buy ice cream again in a desperate attempt to blame them for your own shortcomings.

But nothing’s worked. Not a day goes by that you don’t down about a thousand calories of creamy goodness.

And you hate yourself for it.

And that’s your first problem. Step one to self-discipline is to de-link your personal failings from moral failings. You have to accept that you cave to indulgence and that this doesn’t necessarily make you a horrible person. We all cave to indulgence in some shape or form. We all harbor shame. We all fail to reign in our impulses. And we all like a good fucking bowl of ice cream from time to time.

[...]

But, once we’ve de-coupled our emotions from our moral judgments—once we’ve decided that just because something makes us feel bad doesn’t mean we are bad—this opens us up to some new perspectives.

For one, it suggests that emotions are merely internal behavioral mechanisms that can be manipulated like anything else. Just like putting your floss next to your toothbrush reminds you to floss every morning, once the moral judgments are removed, feeling bad because you relapsed on the cookies and cream can simply be a reminder or motivator to address the underlying issue.

We must address the emotional problem the compulsion is trying to numb or cover up. You compulsively eat tubs of ice cream each week. Why? Well, eating—especially sugary, unhealthy food—is a form of numbing. It brings the body comfort. It’s sometimes known as “emotional eating” and the same way an alcoholic drinks to escape her demons, the overeater eats to escape his.

So, what are those demons? What is that shame?

Find it. Address it. And most importantly: accept it. Find that deep, dark ugly part of yourself. Confront it, head on, allowing yourself to feel all the awful, icky emotions that come with it. Then accept that this is a part of you and it’s never going away. And that’s fine. You can work with this, rather than against it.

D. Result: Self-Discipline Without Willpower

Once you resolve much of your shame, and once you’ve created situations to provide greater emotional benefits from doing the desired behavior than not doing it, what you end up with is the appearance of airtight self-discipline, without actually putting forth any effort. You end up with discipline without willpower.

[pumpumdemsugah]

Sometimes I see these comphet posts and it's like girl... thats hetero/bisexuality. Like lesbians dont desire men and it's not fun? It was almost traumatizing like every interaction was fueled with: i gotta act straight, cant be caught, and well i think hes ok but like a brother is this love?and is this right is am i doing it wrong or does every feel this bored/disgusted/angry with men?? I was never like: oh yeah love me some ( insert dull man here) love my d*ck appointments but whoops comphet!

its gets treated like you’re talking about breaking a bad habit and not living in a society that makes sexual relationship between women difficult, structures it self around the idea you have to have a hetero partnership and its the only natural way female sexuality exists 

all that is damaging for all women to see sexuality in a way that’s so detached from desire and seeing your body and self as something made for men but if you’re having fulfilling sex with men you desire that’s not comp het or even what the original idea comp het really touches on. yeah you still live in a society that makes connecting with your desires difficult and even for women attracted to men, encourages you to relate and see sexual encounters with men in a dysfunctional way but even when i was actively chasing men cause i desperately wanted to feel what other men did, i could never relate their their joy and glee about being with men. i wish i just called it quits but i really felt like i was missing out on something integral to my existence as a woman and i wanted it at any cost and it cost too much time 

sexuality in a homophobic world can be messy and chaotic and i don’t begrudge anyone who is confused and doesn’t realise she’s profoundly detached from her desires like i was for yearss and yearsss but i don’t get some of the stuff being said under the guise of figuring it out and i don’t feel like it just a matter of having a different experience for everyone (for some yes definitely)

if you dont think you’re attracted to men or anyone, you shouldnt be having sex with them. its not good for you. its not and id prefer to believe some of these women are having fulfilling sex than a lesbian gloating about traumatising herself and or having sex that does nothing for her by having sex with men . even if being lonely hurts (and it hurts) its better for you than sex with someone you don’t like  cause you end up seeing sex as a resource and end up having reconnect with your desires and that can be messy and embarrassing 

[whyiseverything-so]

Why is everything so

Trigger warning: mention of self-harm

My life is perfect I have a older sibling and two loving parents who are still together so you ask why are you always acting like your life is the worst one on the planet I have no f*ck*ng idea if I had any idea how to fix it I would but I can't find a miracle cure for my f*ck*d up brain I used to self harm alot not deep cuts basically just scratches that caused enough damage to scar and that didn't make me feel better but I still did and I got addicted to the chemicals released when you harm yourself so I couldn't stop it's not that I wouldn't it's that I couldn't over time I got it down to maybe once every two weeks then to every couple of months and then to rare incidents and now I don't even when I feel the urge because it seems so wrong to do it so I just sit with the knife in my hand crying rubbing the handle of it feeling the blade but not actually doing anything now I see my best friend starting to cut and act the same way when I was in that dark period in my life what do I say to her I know I went through it but she's in a totally different situation yes she still has anxiety and depression but her family is more dysfunctional and put together and her parents less observant of what she's doing and she's fallen if with people who are not good influences I sound like a worried parent but these people are rich white kids who spend their allowance on weed and Vapes they're the kind of kids who are drinking at 14 and driving drunk at 14

-that one kid

No idea what I just wrote but it's true

*uiue

[starburstdragon]

Just saw an ad for like. Erectile dysfunction solving pills or smth. Lady in the ad was hugging a human sized d*ck. I’m 17 and Tumblr itself showed this to me. But boobs r illegal ig

[youngandhungryent]

Be Careful: Cardi B Explains Her Reasoning For Taking Offset Back, Once Again

Source: Prince Williams / ATLPics.Net

It seems one of Hip-Hop’s most high profile couples have patched up their issues. Cardi B has confirmed she is officially back with Offset.

As spotted on Rap-Up the Bronx Bombshell is once again claiming the Migos rapper as her one and only. Last week she was seen celebrating her birthday and all signs pointed to the duo being in a way better space due to very purposeful PDA. On Tuesday, October 13 she streamed from Instagram Live. While she just wanted to explain her recent nip slip, her marriage was the hottest topic in the comments. She addressed the situation in the most Bardi way possible. “I just be starting to miss [him]… It’s hard not to talk to your best friend” she said. “And it’s really hard to have no d*ck”.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @iamcardib you are amazing woman you the best! Me and Kulture are proud of you!!! over came every obstacle in front you they was all sleep at once then you woke the world up! Thank you for being 1000% every min I known you live it up enjoy keep fucking balling I’m lucky

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She went on to admit that the new Rolls-Royce he gifted her definitely helped his case. “I do like material things,” admitted Cardi. “What do you want me to do, the ni**a gave me a Rolls-Royce and I snub him? And I really wanted some d*ck for my birthday.” The “Bodak Yellow” rapper also gave the world some insight regarding their ups and downs. “We’re some really typical two young motherfu**ers, got married early, that’s what we are,” she said. “We’re not no different than y’all fu**in’ dysfunctional ass relationships. We’re the same way. We’re just more public. And I’m more retarded.”

You can see footage from the live stream below.

Photo: Bernard Smalls

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Twitter accuses Vanity Fair of sexism after New Year's resolution video for Hillary Clinton

A word of advice: Be very, very, very careful when making New Year's resolutions for other people, lest you come off as rude.

Vanity Fair's The Hive learned this lesson the hard way after they published what was meant to be a humorous video about New Year's resolution suggestions for Hillary Clinton.

Maybe it's time for Hillary Clinton to take up a new hobby in 2018 pic.twitter.com/sbE78rA5At

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) December 23, 2017

However, despite Vanity Fair's efforts at humor, the video came under fire on Twitter for being sexist.

SEE ALSO: People think Disney's Donald Trump robot looks like Hillary Clinton and you can't unsee it

Here are Vanity Fair's six suggestions for Hillary in the New Year:

Work on a sequel to her book What Happened.

Get someone on her tech staff to disable autofill on her phone to prevent "F" from changing to "Form Exploratory Committee."

Teach a class on alternate nostril breathing.

Take more photos in the woods.

Take up a new hobby such as volunteer work, knitting, improv comedy, or "literally anything that'll keep you from running again."

Finally put away your James Comey voodoo doll.

The staff finished the video off with a condescending "Cheers to you, Hillary" champagne toast, which was promptly followed by a Twitter roast of the video after Vanity Fair released it.

While acknowledging that the video was an attempt at comedy, many criticized the video for being tone-deaf, slamming Vanity Fair for going out of its way to suggest a talented woman in politics should focus her efforts on knitting in the new year to "keep her from running again."

Whatever you think of Hillary Rodham Clinton, a woman who has dedicated her entire adult life to politics for better and worse, this is just extremely sexist.

— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) December 26, 2017

Vanity Fair tl;dr: Six young white people holding glasses of champagne would like Hillary Clinton to abandon her life's work and platform and just shut up. Good to know. https://t.co/cELDKdVmYd

— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) December 26, 2017

How about you and your staff of self-important, presumptive, condescending, attention-deprived, tone-deaf, amateurish, un-funny, un-wanted, un-polished, half-witted political neophytes make a resolution to shut up.

— Pringle Bells (@askceil) December 27, 2017

Who ever had the idea to do this and who ever gave the green light to go ahead and do this should be fired. And the person who saw the final video and said OK to putting it online should be fired as well! Like Dump says “You’re Fired, You’re Fired” all the way around!

— LK (@WishKellygoeat) December 27, 2017

Poor, sexist judgement, VF. Show some respect. Hillary deserves better than you just gave. Shame on the young women in this who went along for the laugh. This woman has served our country longer than some of you have been alive. I had come to expect more of the journalism here.

— Cris Palomino (@crispalomino) December 27, 2017

Twitter users also questioned where the New Year's resolution videos for powerful men were. (Hillary Clinton wasn't the only politician Vanity Fair made a video for, though. Donald Trump was also given New Year's resolution suggestions such as "get a haircut" and, of course "stop tweeting," along with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Gary Cohn.)

Right? Or any of the other many men who've lost - actually lost, and continue(d) to court the public eye. Woman pres cand (who won 2nd highest pop vote in US history despite all the obstacles) can't write a book regarding one of the most dysfunctional general election years ever.

— Anoosh Luby (@AnooshMCL) December 26, 2017

Or Bernie Sanders.

— Bad Hombre Jim ✊🏼 (@Phxflyer) December 27, 2017

You guys don't get it. Long after Trump is gone and elections come and go, people will still remember Hillary for her mark on history for women. But ALSO people will always remember something sour about you every time they see an ad or your cover. As sour as @PapaJohns

— lorenna cleary (@bipolarlioness) December 26, 2017

Seriously? Trump is destroying the country, and THIS is the crap you're focused on? What next, "her emails?" Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

— lowkell (@lowkell) December 26, 2017

Even actress and activist Patricia Arquette got in on the action.

Hey STOP TELLING WOMEN WHAT THE F-CK THEY SHOULD DO OR CAN DO. Get over your mommy issues.

— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) December 27, 2017

Not a good look, Vanity Fair.

UPDATE: Dec. 27, 2017, 11:35 a.m. EST Updated to include reference to additional 'Vanity Fair' videos made for Donald Trump and other politicians.

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