#like Rick please
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Michonne the entirety of ep 3 dealing with Rick’s nonsense
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I need Rick Riordan to write a book about Nico and Annabeth being friends. They would make an unstoppable duo!
#percy jackon and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#annabeth and nico would be so powerful#I think they could be friends#like Rick please#🤞🤞🤞
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#elden ring godrick#elden ring#godrick the golden#godrick the grafted#elden posting#imagine a barrage of Black flame fire balls coming at you in realtime#like Rick please#you have peak incants in your holdings#use them hun
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going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut
#like please i passed on the backshots leave me alone‼️😭🙏#jujutsu kaisen x reader#choso x reader#nanami x reader#benedict bridgerton x reader#spencer reid x reader#steve harrington x reader#eddie munson x reader#billy hargrove x reader#genshin impact x reader#arthur morgan x reader#tokyo revengers x reader#ran haitani x reader#shinichiro x reader#ellie willams x reader#abby anderson x reader#sanji x reader#five x reader#levi ackerman x reader#aot x reader#erwin smith x reader#haikyuu x reader#daryl dixon x reader#rick grimes x reader#tangerine x reader#sirius black x reader#remus lupin x reader#viktor x reader#sevika x reader#Star yaps :D
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annabeth whatever your middle name is chase. do not think you got away with that comment
#i know you’ve said his lips taste salty like the sea#but you cannot go around saying things like this#it could be misinterpreted#(i���m lying please make more comments like that)#(it makes the books way funnier for us adults)#what?#i didn’t say anything#must have been someone else#annabeth chase#percabeth#wrath of the triple goddess#percy jackson#wottg#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#rick riordan#riordanverse#lol#ok this was funny rick
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hot garbage 👇
#making Lori the main character was a mistake there are 0 fun clips of her. she just vanishes after the intro don't worry about it#''journey doesn't quite go as planned'' yeah ya girl fucking died lmao#the context for where the hell all these other people came from is nonexistent#but there's 11 seasons of this shit and I can't find the clips I'm thinking of so#fuck it#I have more important deadlines rn lmao#there's a few clips I had that I'm sad about leaving out but this shit is already too long#I rly wanted the one of Rick putting in that CD and Daryl being like ''please don't-''#also Daryl being horrendous at driving stick with Rosita and Denise#wanted to have everybody bopping to that song drawing the walkers away from the movie theatre...#Carl crashing the car in front of Enid...#the rollerskates...#but alas#twd
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eye color hcs
#rick and morty#morty smith#rick sanchez#evil morty#rick prime#morty blue rick brown so they match That Is my main thought process#but i could also definitely write an extensive spiel about blue vs brown based on the “i used to wear brown pants” comment in s3e1#evil morty has brown eyes exactly because of this. like basically brown is like the Mature color i guess#prime with blue eyes thoughghhh well hes the exception that enforces the rule#him with blue eyes is just cause i think its a little freakayyyy lol. PLEASE GET HIM BROWN CONTACTS etc etc#and also hehe. Him and Morty match.#my art
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do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?
prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS
#since im submitting this to radar: hi! my main blog is stupidusernamepolicy. this is my art sideblog#rick and morty#rick & morty#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#rick sanchez#stanchez#rickstan#stanrick#admin draws#fanart#inspired by spinetrick slightly in the color palette because i didnt wanna do a style copy. but i first imagined it as it being THEIR art#dont. dont ask. i have a weird brain. ive done this shit before.#if im not alone PLEASE sound off. its funny but im also like. please dont let me be the only one.#anyeays. i always loved this ship#i know rick ford was the big thing but i personally think its much funnier if theyre rivals and cant stand each other#bc of science ego and personality differences#all the while rick is canoodling with his brother#i feel like theyre a great match in that theyre kind of immature old conmen who are both game for pretty much anything#RIGHT before i posted i caught a shading issue and also that i forgot stan's five o clock shadow. HA#imagine i posted this yesterday before those fixes. god what a nightmare
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On Voting in America
So one of the most profound comments on routine chores that I've ever encountered was, hilariously, the Pickle Rick episode of "Rick & Morty," where (after a lot of shenanigans have already ensued) this therapist absolutely lays Rick out:
"I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is some people are okay going to work and some people, well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose."
I think about this at least once a week — usually while I'm doing my laundry or sweeping or some other task that needs doing and won't get me anything more than clean clothing or a dog-hair-free floor. There's no Pulitzer for wiping down your microwave or scrubbing your toilet; no one's awarding you for getting all the dishes out of the sink. At best you have the satisfaction of crossing it off your list.
Voting is very much the same (and I'm talking about the US here, as an American). Sure, you sometimes get a sticker; but nobody's going to cheer for you. There's no adventure here, no potential for anything more than crossing something off of a list. It's a chore, something that needs doing in order to repair, maintain, and yes even clean. So I get why people don't like doing it.
And I've decided I don't give a shit.
Do it anyway. Your country takes astonishingly little from you — taxes, the once-in-a-blue-moon jury duty, and a theoretical draft that hasn't been used in over half a century and likely will never be again — but it asks you (asks! not requires! not demands!) to vote once or twice a year. It's not always easy; especially in conservative states, the impediments to vote can be ridiculous. But it is once a year and unlike in our nation's all-too-recent past, you will not die if you do it.
In fact, the worst outcome from voting these days is that the person or issue that you vote for loses — but you won't know if they lose until after the election. Polls are less accurate now, for a whole host of reasons; you cannot know until after the election who or what will win. This makes your vote more valuable than possibly ever before.
Use that power. Not because it's exciting or even rewarding, but because your vote is what keeps our country's metaphorical teeth from falling out and our metaphorical ass from stinking.
Brush, wipe, vote.
#ok the metaphor may've gotten a little gross but rick & morty chose it not me#anyway if voting didn't matter then rich people wouldn't do it#and I can assure you: they do#also: please don't think of voting like a reward for the person you're voting for#or as a punishment for the person you're not voting for#my mom's advice was:#think about the most vulnerable people you care about and vote for the person or issue that will make their lives better#and you'll rarely go wrong#yes there are often two bad options but if you're old enough to vote you're old enough to understand the difference between bad and less ba#anyway that's all the political lecturing I'll do this year#except maybe to complain about the 18-hour day I'll be having on Tuesday#oh also SIGN UP TO WORK ELECTIONS WE NEED MORE HELP#thank you#politics!
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The Ones Who Live | 1x01 | Years
#THE DOG TAGS STAY ON#Rick Grimes#The Ones Who Live#towl spoilers#*#rg#why did this make me so feral#i would really like to know#because i just.....#also is that a shoulder holster because PLEASE#P L E A S E#i don't need an explanation for that one#feminism is concerned for me rn#where's my rick trash at#because i look like cujo rn#*GLASS BREAKING* *CASH REGISTER NOISES* *CAR HORNS*
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So I just found out that some people are calling Percabeth by a new ship name...
Smartwater.
I'M SORRY WHAT?
LIKE I SAW SOMEONE SAYING THAT "UGH SMARTWATER IS SUCH A CUTE SHIP NAME!" LIKE NO IT ISN'T BABES. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ELON MUSK WOULD NAME HIS BABY. PLEASE JUST LEAVE PERCABETH AS PERCABETH I'M BEGGING YOU.
#percabeth#pjo series#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#rick riordan#please don't like it's so ugly just leave things be#LIKE I'M SORRY BUT SMARTWATER?
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Band of Brothers BTS photos EP 1 Currahee BTS -> Rick Warden as Harry Welsh, Eion Bailey as David Webster, Dexter Fletcher as John Martin, Mark Lawrence as William Dukeman
Photos shared by Mark Lawrence
#please dexter fletcher with one donut(?) in his mouth and like two more he's holding up#rick warden with the 69. nice. bless.#band of brothers#bobarchives#harry welsh#david webster#john martin#william dukeman#band of brothers behind the scenes
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The three of them having sex would heal my inner child.
Actually, heal THIS child instead.
#my art#artists on tumblr#grimescest#fanart#cegan#antis just block me already please#i repeat#dont like dont interact#negan smith#twd#tw: age gap#tw: incest#pro ship#carl grimes#rick grimes#the walking dead#tw: blood#no context#you imagine how their conversation would be going on#art#negan x carl#rick x carl
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*riptide starts playing*
#confession: annabeth is one of my SECRET fav characters but i never post her bc it’s like a SECRET#i love her sm like she’s awesome who allowed rick to create the coolest girl in the world#AAAAHH SOMEONE PLEASE I CANT WAIT TILL TOMORROW MORNING#idek when it drops in CET but i’m guessing in the morning which means i have to watch it in public but hey… worth it#annabeth chase#annabeth pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase fanart#percy jackson fanart#pjo fanart#pjo#pjoverse#pjo hoo toa tsats#pjo fandom#rrverse#my art#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#pjo disney+#pjo hoo toa#artists on tumblr
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*percy seen from a far, wearing a suit*
piper: do my eyes deceive me or is percy jackson wearing formal clothes? since when does he have the ability to look like a domesticated human being?
frank: how come HE, percy of all people, king of untidiness, can wear a cream linen suit and look like a celebrity, but when i tried one on i looked like a man-child going to a high school dance?
hazel: sweetie it’s just because it’s such a casual suit, and you’re much more elegant than percy is!
annabeth, turning to them: um okay, hi percy’s best friends? can you guys compliment him without insulting him?
leo: his ass looks incredible.
grover: has he been working out?
annabeth, side eyeing them:
annabeth: okay, you have all now either insulted him or hit on him. how about from now on, you do neither?
rachel: how about we do both? because i’ve actually just perfected doing them at the same time
#for the record i don’t think his friends disrespect him#i just needed to write something about annabeth defending him (which almost feels ooc after wrath 🙄#while also trying to keep it light#he’s the king of *casual*#and he pulls it off#i love the thought of his friends all giving him a hard time and annabeth being like PLEASE DON’T DISCOURAGE HIM FROM DRESSING NICE#because that girl loves to see her man in a suit#which is canon#by the way#anyone remember paris?#anyway#also i think leo always makes things weird#in the best way possible#percy jackson#annabeth chase#leo valdez#piper mclean#frank zhang#grover underwood#hazel levesque#rachel dare#percabeth#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#rick riordan#riordanverse
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someone call homeland security !
#rick and morty#morty smith#rick sanchez#art#PLEASE let this kid snap he deserves it#he deserves to beat his shitty grandpa into a pulp#signs in the latter half of the season point to yes so im hopeful (coping)#him fighting the jesus kuato guy#his high intelligence#and rick underestimating others intelligence#something bigfoot was a stand in for morty#PLEAAAASE#im like a seesaw bro i love the fluff and the cute interactions but i also want to see them hate each other#anyways ill start on my final projects NOW for REAL hahahaha wish me luck
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