#like HUH???????

[ikilledtvguygoddamnit]

i need someone to tell me why half the bmc cast is so relatable.!!!!!!!!what is this

[slormp]

I showed this pic to my grandma to explain my concerns about the color of my potpie and she said “mm chocolatey” ??????????????????????

[kruxton]

WAIT WHY'D THEY MAKE COBRA GO 'as your queen- i mean, king,' IN THE DUB?????? THATS SO FUNNY LMFAOOOO

[timingmatters]

I think i need to not interact with 911 fans much online bc tell me why someone said “i only watch lone star bc it has actual queer people the og 911 is queer bait” and og 911 fans recommending it saying “its good!! U just gotta enjoy it and get your queer fill with lone star” like uhhh why are we erasing hen?????? A married badass lesbian with a child and a fucking rocket scientist for a wife????????????? A whole lesbian couple????? Like the representation they give is amazing?????? They got good chemistry?????? You do NOT see sapphic relationships consisting of 2 bipoc girls ESPECIALLY where they end happy AND contains a main character???????

Did i… did i really enter a fandom thats just completely ignoring the lesbians and actual queer rep and pretending they dont exist like what the fuck was happening in those tiktok comments??? Not to play the race card but also why does it feel…… a littleeeee racist too like😭😭

[technicallyaminecraftsimp]

This might be the worst essay I’ve ever written in the existence of me. what the fuck was I talking about here

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[nipuni]

Phoenix

A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon soon 😊

[paintedcrows]

*through tears* HER LITTLE POG CHAMP

[weyrleaders]

being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

[momonica05]

[calista-222]

Bringing some happy memories home ✨

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[bruxoide]

DREW SPAMTON WITH STICK AND FIRE

[beanghostprincess]

Laios saying he's stronger and better organized than Shuro because he eats 3 meals every day and sleeps properly is probably one of the most encouraging things a fictional character has ever said to me