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Saw a stag beetle fight off a magpie today it looked like this

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it should be against the law for streaming services to use shows they canceled to advertise. stop parading her dead body around you bitch you literally killed her

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my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

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Fuck with me

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I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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getting paid to say home for two weeks and play Doom and Animal Crossing

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I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

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Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

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many ways to bother a turkey

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spamtenna chickens <3<33<3<3

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up at 3am googling how do i break out of a repetitive cycle that both comforts and harms me

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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I've been doodling deltarune on wigglypaint a lot ^.^

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I like the idea of pippins being very social and tactile with each other