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ok I'll just send you more ideas for cabin pressure x poirot crossovers as I relisten to eps
Hastings: Poirot's put me in charge of the faxes.
Miss Lemon: Are you sure, Mr Poirot? Because some people do still have fax machines.
Poirot: Yes, yes some people do. We don't though. (not sure yet what scene this would go well with)
Never enough of Cabin Pressure x POiROT!!
#thank you for the ask#wasn’t easy to find the perfect caps but The Clapham Cook episode DELIVERED#cabin pressure#cabin Poirot#cabin pressure x Poirot#ask#lovely people ask me questions#and suggest great edits ❤️#hope you enjoy<3#Poirot#agatha christie’s poirot#hercule Poirot#arthur hastings#and Arthur shappey would have so much to talk about#like CRAZY GOLF#OMG that’s another idea to edit#captain hastings#my edit#thekenobeeedit#memes#miss lemon#David suchet#Hugh Fraser#Pauline Moran#british detectives#perioddramasource#tv
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god can you fucking imagine how wild minecraft must be in 17776. tens of thousands of new blocks and items. hundreds of biomes and mobs. someone will be grinding out mining away the entire world. a redstone machine in somebodys world has gained sentience like the satellites have. a full netherite beacon is considered early-game content. mooblooms still arent in the game. imagine
#amicus.txt#minecraft#17776#20020#i always end up thinking about how crazy things would get in 17776's setting#like i know the story's focus is mainly on football but like. someone has to have made cross-country golf right#and all the advancements made in MATHEMATICS? insane#they would have found so many new prime numbers. ways to make an 8-region venn diagram with every possible combo#formulas to more easily find solutions to higher polynomials. a way to cut up a circle and rearrange it into a square of the same area#theres just SO MUCH that you could think about. i know they wont because juice is hyperfixated on football but like GOD#the joke about illinois chess in 20020 was for me and me specifically
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I had a concert one time because I'm in my school's orchestra, and we were all on the side part of the concert hall so we could see down at the audience but we were still pretty close.
Anyway, this like 5 year old kid was sitting there, playing a golf game and while all of us were waiting until we performed (almost two hours) and no one could use their phones due to how dark it was.
So literally this like 5 year old kid had like 9 teenagers peering over at his iPad while he plays a golfing game because it was our only form of entertainment
#orchestra#musician#no entertainment#we were out there like medieval peasants holding lutes about to perform for the king in our best rags#this kids golfing game was crazy brw
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The most heartbreaking thing about this picture is bucks outfit
#what the FUCK has he got on😭#looking like hes ab to go golfing#bro went CRAZY at goodwill#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#evan buckley
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Playing wii sports with a group of friends as adults is literally the best thing ever. Like how did these games get more fun with time lol
#like we were literally screaming lmao#my throat hurt at the end of it#i dont know why its so funny#barely missing in golf over and over and then it saying GIVE UP#bouncing the bowling ball as many times as possible off the walls in 100 pins#crazy trickshots by not even facing the tv or jumping or spinning the wiimote n shit
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I promised I was stop going to be mean to people on the internet but why is there a girl on my tiktok fyp trying to find Carlos sainz on the golf course he's been at in Scotland
#girl you are an embarrassment to formula one fans and also this country#like sainz being in this country is not an invite to go and find him#in fact he probably thinks he'll be less likely to have people stalking him BECAUSE hes in Scotland#aka a country with a small and usually respectable population#anyway#that was weird#and some other girl was like “i waited ages to see Charles leclerc with the olympic torch” as if that is not a very dif situation#like this girl went to a golf course at FIVE AM bc sainz posted it on his story and she was talking pics of random men she thought were him#thats crazy behaviour literally#f1#carlos sainz
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crying over stenny has become a daily activity but especially when he ties his hair up like do you want me to DIEEEEEE
#this culminated from me trying to find pictures of stenny at the start of the parade#because he had his hair tied up#but as the delay went on he let it down because his hair was getting wet#AND I COULDNT FIND ANY WHEN I SPECIFICALLY REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY???#so instead i just proceeded to cry over his other hair up pics like a normal person#woe is the guy trying to find him shirtless only with a swedish flag to cover his shoulders and a bun#also i find it funny man who said “i wish i played soccer” as in i wish i committed professionally to soccer if hockey wasnt an option#is never pictured playing soccer and instead posts about him playing golf and tennis#like okayyyyyyyy#big soccer guy over here huh#i kid i love him anyways#i would like to print these pictures and eat him thank you for asking
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F3 world cup in macau, november 2017
Lando Archives 3/?
#lando norris#he's literally tiny thumbelina here. like on the cusp of being little lando norris.#he's sooooooo pale in 2017. like think about how tan he is now. it's crazy#all the time...his colouring has been the result of a golf tan.....sick#love my scrungly wungly spotty kid. the eyebrow journey we have to observe in the archives.#very important.#lando archives#nadia's things
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a slightly thought out ep tier list 🙌🙌🙌
#of course my top picks are predictable as hell lmaoooo#don't read too much into the order of the 'love it' tier they're all around the same to me lol#eg i like golf war a lot but i'm meh on the lilliputtians#i like the truth teeth story and grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle but not that into the first two stories#roadside attraction wins a few more points to me cos i'm still losing it at ford being buried in corn off screen#boyz crazy is great for having all the pines mess up but i dont care for the boy band and that young stan design skadhskajdha#.....i've probably watched tots and dreamscaperers the most tho#cos i study stan like a bug duh#technically the gooblewonker ep is eh fair enough as an ep (especially considering its the first one written) but#it gets so many points for getting more and more painful everytime we learn something new#love god has one of the best jokes in the series but that wont save it from sucking real bad!!!!!!
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big surprise, lesbian who loves yuri is now obsessed with mabifica
#i was never into pacifica x the twins#i thought the fanart was cute and for mabifica especially i dont hold any strong feelings#but oh my god i rewatched the golf episode and the northwest manor episode#i see it. but especially for mabifica which i know is crazy because canonically they dont have anything going on#but im a sucker for the dynamic they have#dipcifica is cute too dont get me wrong#their banter is sweet#but i think i like mabifica more since. well yuri. but also the potential they have#and i think dipcifica as bffs is good too. especially since dipper doesnt have any friends his age in gf#and the same time pacifica crushing on both of them is also really good#strwbryrambles
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okokok if you really do like the room, tell me everything u know about the walter sullivan circumcision theory 🤔 this is the only thing i've ever heard about sh4 i'm so sorry
TEAAA OMFG I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT IN LITERAL YEARS LMFAO
hang on im putting all my fave screenshots from the great circumcision hypothesis of 2015 under the cut
"Walter as an innocent boy" next to all the circumcision info KILLS ME
POSSIBLE FORESKIN SYMBOLISM
idk i think symbolically the worm makes more sense as an umbilical cord rather than walter's mutilated penis but i remember someone posting this with the caption "have you seen my foreskin? I've been looking for it everywhere. mostly in the water prison though"
it spilled over to the rest of the silent hill wiki at some point. hope that guy's okay, because he did this to multiple different wikis. i think it was like xenosaga, maybe tomb raider? clearly, he had some stuff to work through re: his circumcision. or maybe we're all wrong and the only problem with walter was his circumcision. idk im open to being wrong if it's funnier.
#delphi mail#the crazy thing is meeting a guy like this in real life#circumcision guy not walter#although it would also be crazy to meet walter in real life#matched with a guy on a dating app once and we did the back and forth “hey” “hey”#his second message unprompted was several paragraphs about how important it was to him#that women he date understand the pain of circumcision and that ill have to watch a documentary before going out with him#wild thing to say to a stranger tbh#but maybe i should start demanding people watch my favorite movie before we go out#watch tremors or im not getting coffee with you#watch hellraiser or we're not going mini golfing#tea tag more like tea bag 🍵
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gods im SO TIRED of living in an allistic allo-normative world
#signed the person that had to spend nye w a VERY allo couple#im trying watch this super crazy mini golf tournament (and keep the dogs calm) and all i hear is kissing sounds from two feet away#like pls ! i am literally right next to you ! pls dont do that !#aromantic#aro#arospec#elwyn.posting
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Also wrt that trauma dump post that’s why i always like talking to old people uber drivers because they will tell you their entire life story unprompted
#this one guy spun this insane yarn about how he used to be a crazy good poker player#like professional poker winning hundreds of thousands of dollars#and he teaches golf lessons mostly but does uber cuz he likes talking to people#This is the extreme abbreviated version. There was a whole thing about how he met his wife and she taught him how to play poker and etc#I have no idea if anything he said was true#also he gave me a link to his youtube channel#Theres more but like. I get why ppl dont want to talk to their uber drivers but honest to god it is so fun
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i want to post about the last of us 2 sometimes but 1) don't want to get yelled at for opinions and 2) it hurts too much to delve deep enough into the plot to do proper analysis
BUT I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK AND I SWEAR ITS DONE SOMETHING TO MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY
#i told my wife that i wanted to cosplay as a seraphite someday bc i like their costume design and they are the most fun oppponents to fight#and she was like bitch why they are crazy they suck they are bad people... yeah true they are the worst#but like come on. the game makes you play as protagonists who beat someone to death with a golf club AND MUD#MURDERS DOGS#god i fucking hate killing the dogs i literally weep eveyr time and scream and cry#tsuki speaks#tlou2
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is there any way that i can tell moirail that theyre definitely autistic or at least suggest that they look into it without sounding mean
#they walk with their arms straight at their sides they dont understand social cues their special interest is definitely herpetology#(hypothetical or otherwise) they tv talk all the time (although the tv is usually memes) they use scripts for most interactions they get#overwhelmed by loud noises and screw their eyes shut and cover their ears and rock back and forth when they happen#they dont like being touched all that much (which kinda sucks for me since thats my love language but its ok) idk their opinions on#eye contact but ill ask. ive just been taking notes for a while plus their mom is autistic (self diagnosed good for her) and idk if that#plays into anything but theres that#some more surface level things are that they like dragons and are ace and wear the same outfit every day basically or the same type at leas#(collared shirt and a skirt or leggings. or both. i saved them from jeans under a skirt at least) they like dnd and basically all their#friends are nd. ive observed that they drift to the neurodivergent ppl in a group and make fun of the neurotypical ones#so yeah. help. also a mean kid at golf camp called them autistic as an insult so idk how to say it w/o it sounding like that#like they were like “haha a kid called me autistic. isnt that crazy. im so neurotypical” and went on to call some reptile a “crocodilian”#and make everyone at the table watch multiple minute long videos of the same lizard they saw in hawaii#oh oh and ive noticed that they have hyperempathy but low emotional intelligence like they wont notice if im like super depressed but theyll#burst into tears if a lizard is held wrong. or if someone like throws a toy at a wall#and they hate little kids because theyre overwhelming and unpredictable
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thanks for the tag, @dharmainitiativeofficial
painting or photography // dusk or dawn // spring or autumn // movies or tv shows // chocolate or nutella // audiobooks or podcasts // card games or board games // fiction or nonfiction // cookies or brownies // dragons or unicorns // bath or shower // blue or yellow // rollercoasters or bumper cars // iced tea or hot tea // left side of bed or right side of bed // zip-up hoodie or pullover hoodie // straight hair or curly hair // gummy worms or gummy bears // rain or snow // sneakers or flip-flops // bowling or mini-golf // pasta or pizza
if you wanna: @all-seeing-ifer, @rustpuppy, @agardenintheshire
#me#my bed is a single but when i sleep in a double i have no preference#tho! when mum and i are watching TV we lay on mattresses in the lounge room#and for whatever reason i do tend to go on the left side (my POV)#but i don't like. have to. im fine on the other side too#as for the tea question? [gags]#oh and the hoodie thing? zip ups because they're the only ones i've been ever able to find#i mention because if i coulda found a black pullover hoodie i would have done a master cosplay a loooong time ago#but alas mum and i never found one. all zip ups. forever. besides that i do prefer zip ups because they're easier to get off#oh oh another thing ''bowling or mini golf'' wow those are two sports i actually like!#but the bowling alley is crazy loud so mini golf it is
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