#like . Are you serious

[electronicmail]

if u were a blorbo i feel like you'd be sanded down to like the 'short but angey!! looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill someone >:D' archetype from the olden fandom days. sorry.

the issue with asks like this is that when i turn off my phone i still have to go through my day knowing a human being had this seriously disgusting thought about me

[blu-cosmos]

So I saw a tiktok/twitter(?) trend and I could not get the though of doing it with Megatron out of my head. Not only that but I recently watched Transformers one AND IT WAS SOOO GOOOD!!!!!! So I just did it to d-16 instead of megs (jk I spun a wheel)

God it didn't go as well as I wanted it to but hey!! I did it lmao. Don't look too close, it is so ugly when viewed up close HAHAHHAHA

pls give him back I miss him sm ToT

[holy--milk]

not to kink-shame anyone but ummm.... there are ZERO qijiu fics with the "premature ejaculation" tag on AO3????? wtf is wrong with this fandom???

[grendel-menz]

life updates

[frogmanfae]

The 92sies Once and For All hit so hard I feel like we don't talk about that nearly enough

[heartbreakertaker]

I love this match for many reasons

1. Big evil

2. He’s fucking jacked

3. He’s covered in blood

4. He’s covered in he who shall not be named’s blood

It just makes him 1000% more fuck able

[sleepiesttoken]

it is genuinely sick that emails from sleep token start with “follower your name” like are they trying to make the delusions worse??

[wannabe-f-f-friends]

You have to read the manhua on top of the novels because you'll find such important details as Hua Cheng, in addition to flirting his ass off, taking it upon himself to reenact the pottery scene from the movie Ghost

When did you even slide in behind him?

[cheesethunderstormz]

need him in a room in which there are no others

[editing-tips69]

if i said everything i’m thinking i would have some sort of restraining order taken out against me

[tabrettbethells]

TABRETT for SILVERFOX MGMT GROUP photographed by Rolfe De Guzman

[humbugify]

hawkeye is so much better than me because if i missed my bestfriend at the airport by ten minutes after finding out he left without saying goodbye i would have actually killed somebody

[forcebookish]

ok fr fr in what universe would top have to be the one to apologize to sand when boeing left him, sand shoved and punched top in the face, and then disseminated an illegally obtained sex tape of top after top had already tried to be friendly with him and sand decided to be an asshole because his ex was a dick and would have left him for literally anyone anyway

make it make sense!!!

[eatyourmaker]

Did you REALLY mentally ill? Im just curious

wtf

This is the second time I've been asked this, and that's two times too many

YES.

I've been to a mental hospital. I'm medicated and I need those meds to fucking function

Not that it's ANY of your business

Ffs.

[last-pages]

no sorry, i actually only believe in should i tell you that when we're apart, your body comes back to me in dreams

[wizardpink]

Duolingo said "I know how to get this bitch to practice Spanish, let's throw some IWTV meta in this lesson."