#LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS

[electronicmail]

if u were a blorbo i feel like you'd be sanded down to like the 'short but angey!! looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill someone >:D' archetype from the olden fandom days. sorry.

the issue with asks like this is that when i turn off my phone i still have to go through my day knowing a human being had this seriously disgusting thought about me

[blu-cosmos]

So I saw a tiktok/twitter(?) trend and I could not get the though of doing it with Megatron out of my head. Not only that but I recently watched Transformers one AND IT WAS SOOO GOOOD!!!!!! So I just did it to d-16 instead of megs (jk I spun a wheel)

God it didn't go as well as I wanted it to but hey!! I did it lmao. Don't look too close, it is so ugly when viewed up close HAHAHHAHA

pls give him back I miss him sm ToT

[holy--milk]

not to kink-shame anyone but ummm.... there are ZERO qijiu fics with the "premature ejaculation" tag on AO3????? wtf is wrong with this fandom???

[grendel-menz]

life updates

[frogmanfae]

The 92sies Once and For All hit so hard I feel like we don't talk about that nearly enough

[heartbreakertaker]

I love this match for many reasons

1. Big evil

2. He’s fucking jacked

3. He’s covered in blood

4. He’s covered in he who shall not be named’s blood

It just makes him 1000% more fuck able

[sleepiesttoken]

it is genuinely sick that emails from sleep token start with “follower your name” like are they trying to make the delusions worse??

[wannabe-f-f-friends]

You have to read the manhua on top of the novels because you'll find such important details as Hua Cheng, in addition to flirting his ass off, taking it upon himself to reenact the pottery scene from the movie Ghost

When did you even slide in behind him?

[cheesethunderstormz]

need him in a room in which there are no others

[viktorgf]

i am physically ill. they kept saving each other from themselves in every single timeline until they got to the one where they left with each other. i am sick. SICK.

[editing-tips69]

if i said everything i’m thinking i would have some sort of restraining order taken out against me

[tabrettbethells]

TABRETT for SILVERFOX MGMT GROUP photographed by Rolfe De Guzman

[humbugify]

hawkeye is so much better than me because if i missed my bestfriend at the airport by ten minutes after finding out he left without saying goodbye i would have actually killed somebody

[khachmaxo]

being a multishipper and/or polyshipper is the only true way of enjoying media to the fullest, i believe.

kanaya and rose? splendid. rose and jade? delectable. jade and kanaya? wonderful. kanaya and jade and rose? most exquisite. ten out of ten. lovely.

caitlyn and vi? peak indeed. caitlyn and maddie? peculiar. maddie and vi? curious. vi and maddie and caitlyn? the sheer delicious toxicity of it all would be rather foolish to pass up.

heather chandler and veronica? goodness gracious. veronica and martha? yes. veronica and mcnamara? duke and veronica? mcnamara and duke? chandler and mcnamara? duke and chandler? veronica and chandler and mcnamara and duke? food from gods, i will die with this ship.

jolyne and ermes? utterly obsessed. ermes and ff? adorable. ff and jolyne? amorous. jolyne and ff and ermes? so heartbreakingly beautiful i love them. but i also enjoy adding gwess to the mix, because that too, is rather cute. jolyne deserves three girlfriends.

four if you count me in the mix, of course. i yearn and i long for them please god im losing my mind ple

[junabuggy]

Tw// because yikes

Time to check on my mutuals !! =^◕⩊◕^=

....

Oh okay that's fresh SH with the hashtag "cutspo" okay.

[eatyourmaker]

Did you REALLY mentally ill? Im just curious

wtf

This is the second time I've been asked this, and that's two times too many

YES.

I've been to a mental hospital. I'm medicated and I need those meds to fucking function

Not that it's ANY of your business

Ffs.