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11thsense · 3 days ago

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The dead surround the living

#Jason Todd #red hood #batfamily #batman #catherine todd #my art #now idk if Catherine was in the picture yet when he was a baby but i'm assuming she was...so #The records are I think a combo of stuff he grew up listening to via his parents & also just his own taste #sorry i kno canonically he listens to what seems like just rock but thats boring asf #and i feel like being as traveled he is that just wouldn't remain the case....... -_-#theres a lot i could say aby these but i wont #also that’s not his bedroom that’s a room he rented cause all of these pieces r abt him traveling #ok someone made a good point lmao I forgot he literally didn’t know Catherine wasn’t his bio mom till….yk 🤦‍♀️

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prlssprfctn · 2 days ago

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Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.

Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.

Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.

Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(

Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*

Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.

Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu

#I know we love it when Dick is being helpful but I love the most when he is acting like typical annoyed big sis in canon #like it is his circus his monkey and he is going to use an opportunity to ignore this if he can and rant about it to his friends instead #Tim a few months in relationship w Kon later: hey what are you reading #Kon (sobbing): I just read the most heart-breaking fic about SuperBoy/Red Robin and it is SO canon I CAN'T #Tim: hmmmm.... what is the username #Kon: oh it is my fav author! denydeposebatman #Tim: oh my fucking god Jason #Tim (seconds after bc he remembers reading Jason's fics when he was Robin and they were GOOD): gimme #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #batman #dcu #dcu comics #dc universe #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #timkon #kon el kent

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adobe-outdesign · 22 hours ago

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Entire Pokemon fanbase upon watching the Z-A trailer: wow I can't believe they added anti-homeless bars to the benches in Pokemon

GameFreak dev who thought those were arm rests:

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon legends z-a #outdesign posts things #I'm seeing a lot of people who seem to think this was intentional but like. most people don't know what those bars are for #that said I do hope they see the feedback and adjust before release #unless it's plot-relevant but I think that's giving gamefreak too much credit #greatest hits

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egophiliac · 2 days ago

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Is lanterns event is the shortest right? We dont even have the perfect or grim, only Riddle Jack Kalim and Deuce. Whole event it just Riddle character development in Tangle theme. Also prove that miss roseheart is suck and Riddle is ready to free.

it was one of the shorter ones, yeah! (if you don't count, like, Master Chef or the other ones that aren't really story-based.) I thought it was super cute though! :> especially given how we were in the Halloween + main story gauntlet for a while there, it was a nice easy little breather. honestly I think it was mostly about just seeing everyone come together to make fun of them help our boys be the prettiest tower princesses of all. 💐 (if for some reason this involves Jade refusing to take off the deer mask, so be it)

(and, you know, we finally got a knitting scene, so of course I'm happy)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #negai no lantern #mrs rosehearts does suck though we can all agree on that #(to be fair to her that is her entire purpose in the narrative) (and boy does she succeed at it)#not to make this all about my special little guys specifically #but you know that 2000 years from now malleus is going to be laying there in bed with his silly little custom-shaped pillows #and then suddenly remember the extremely embarrassing moment when he hecked up the pottery and EVERYONE SAW #KINGSCHOLAR WAS THERE #HE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED #malleus is never going to sleep again #(sorry! the art is going to continue to be extra shitty until my energy comes back)#(but consider: what if i just continued drawing jack like this forever)#(much to think about)

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zerosuitsammi3 · 2 days ago

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Reverse strip tease!!! 🤪🤪🤪

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di-loves-coffee · 3 days ago

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I know I keep doing dead on main, but it’s got stuck a chokehold on me.

Soooo, soulmates right?? Maybe some neat stuff about a ghost/soul’s other half being the rawest reflection of themselves??

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Danny walking down the street in this weird city he found through the realms and minding his business:

Jason, also minding his business:

Danny stopping because his core just purred and trilled; TF™️???

Jason who stopped because the pit whirred up in a strangely positive manner:

They both make eye contact and it’s like that one spiderman meme

They then duke it out in the street

They later kiss for whatever reason.

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mochalaxy · 3 days ago

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I wished. For help. I wished. For it all to stop. I wished. For my suffering to have meant something.

The Universe listened,

[And so, it crafted me anew.]

#cw needles #needle #my art #loop #isat loop #isat #isat fanart #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat spoilers #this idea really just came up randomly #and i wasnt even sure what the end result would look like!!#but im really happy with how it came out #oug oug oug loop suffering hour.#psychic damage to ALL of you #huzzah!!!!

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mia-martian · 2 days ago

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Why did they give him the wettest dewiest eyes known to man

(Ref n shit under the cut)

Early archie shadow is an abomination and I fell in love the second i saw him

#like why tf he lookin like that #all of them got these big bowling ball heads and glossy eyes #it's the stupidest and most beautiful thing i've ever seen #what do you mean ya'll look at this and say it ISN'T DELIGHTFUL #mia martian #my art #archie sonic #archie shadow #early archie shadow #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog fanart #artists on tumblr

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kettlefire · 2 days ago

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Muscle Memory (DpxDc)

Jason barely remembered getting back to his safe house or even finding his way to bed. The night had been so tiring, so busy, and so many parts of his body hurt.

The moment his head hit the pillow, he was out like a light. Drifting off into dreamland for some much need sleep.

That was until a noise stirred him up from his sleep. It was a soft creak of one of his many loose floorboards.

It was in a flash that Jason was up, eyes still heavy with sleep, and a gun held to his thigh as he exited his bedroom. The soft light coming from his bathroom was the first hint.

When he pushed open the bathroom door, the sight before him had him holstering his weapon. Black hair, blue eyes, and blood. That's all Jason needed to see.

Jason would swear he wasn't still half asleep, that he knew this wasn't one of his brothers. In reality, still sluggish from a hard night and sleep deprivation, Jasin's brain had automatically assumed it was one of his baby brothers.

As he immediately settled into patching up the wounds, holding back questions for now. It wouldn't be the first time one of them came to him for aid when they didn't want Bruce to know they were hurt yet.

It was pure muscle memory as Jason worked. Yes, he didn't like the injuries, reminding himself to ask which rogue did this in the morning.

Now wasn't the time for an interrogation. Not with the barely concealed tears in those eyes, or the dark bags that decorated beneath them.

He barely grumbled for the teen to take the couch, reminding that there were extra blankets in the hallway closet. Dropping a few pills into the boy's hand to help with the pain he was surely in.

Jason left the mess in the bathroom, leaving it a problem for more awake him. He waved the boy off when he tried to speak, telling him they'll talk in the morning.

In the end, Jason was glad to finally face plant back into his bed. Barely bothering to curl up under the covers before sleep took over once again.

When morning came, Jason almost forgot about letting one of his brother's crash in his place. Stumbling out of his bedroom to immediately notice the lump on his couch.

He put a pot of coffee on, grabbing his phone, ready to let Bruce know that whoever came to him last night was safe and sound.

Except, when Jason moved over to confirm who it was, he finally noticed. This wasn't one of his brothers. And last he heard, Bruce hadn't taken in any new strays.

Jason stood over the sleeping boy, phone in one hand, and mind figuring out what to do. His mind replaying the half-asleep memories from last night.

It made sense, now that he thought about it. The boy had seemed so scared, so surprised that Jason was helping. The boy hadn't done anything either by the looks of it.

He didn't seem to have taken anything or even snooped. The boy seemed to have just crashed on the couch like Jason had told him to. He didn't come here to rob him or cause trouble. The kid had broken into his safe house only to raid his first aid kit.

The kid had broken into his safe house only to raid his first aid kit.

Well, Jason wasn't about to put Alfred's teachings to shame by being a horrible host either.

#dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #dpxdc #I love seeing good big brother Jason #and ofc I wanted Danny involved somehow #that's litterally just how this was born #with the idea of Danny breaking into an apartment he thought was empty #only for a man with a gun to show up but instead of being hostile the dude just methodically and silently patches Danny #Danny isn't sure if he's lucky or not #but he wasn't going to say no to a place to sleep for the night and free aid #Danny was planning to ditch before the morning cause he had no clue what was going to happen #he really didn't want to know why this tank of a man just let a stranger crash at his place after patching him up #but Danny was too stressed and in pain that he went out like a light #idk where I'm going with this #I'm tired and stressed myself lmao #I did not bother rereading this #just typed it and sent it

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do-not-go-gently-42 · 2 days ago

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honestly the funniest thing they could do is if the ceo and her suspiciously buff secretary AREN'T the villains of the game

#pokemon #pokemon legends za #pokemon spoilers #pokemon legends za spoilers #ok now to rant #i definitely like how the game looks #everything is smooth and clean and the lighting is pleasant #much better than scarlet/violet in terms of appearance #the starters... why 2 johto starters?#i'm crossing my fingers for kalosian forms #but they're probably just going to get mega evos #kinda knew it wasn't gonna be set in the past but still disappointed about it...#dodging you can control is really interesting #love that you can catch pokemon w/o battling them still #i'm sure i'm gonna have fun with it no matter what #plus we don't know ANYTHING about the story

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chrissy-kaos · 2 days ago

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Cuddles, breakfast then book shopping?

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breadstickz1 · 2 days ago

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OKAY my favorite is sage of truth I love sage of truth can he please come to me please eplease on my hands and knees ple

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run fanart #cookie run kingdom fanart #cr kingdom #crk fanart #crk #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #truthless recluse #sage of truth #shadowvanilla #pureshadow #cr fanart #again u can ignore the ship tags if u want #unless u like them then hi this is for you #what if we called truthless recluse x sage of truth “truthless sage” wouldn’t that be cool #maybe not

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iminrage · 1 day ago

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the batkids are strong in their own rights. they're used to protecting their friends and loved ones. they are the protective one in their teams.

however, whenever Bruce is around, all of a sudden they became kittens held by the mother. all those protective instincts? gone. they are now with their father and their job is to duck or satay away or run to safety when instructed. jumping in front of harm's way? that's dad's job. them's the rules.