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Im sure I forgot multiple other characters whom Jason has completely fucked over

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"as usual, nobody cares that dick threw jason in arkham right next to joker" ur right nobody cares‼️joker wasn't there + jason was a villain + arkham was the safest place to keep him. man got put in regular prison and killed nearly a hundred people. dick was right and he should do it again

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"as usual, nobody cares that dick threw jason in arkham right next to joker" ur right nobody cares‼️joker wasn't there + jason was a villain + arkham was the safest place to keep him. man got put in regular prison and killed nearly a hundred people. dick was right and he should do it again

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free him he did some of that but his haters are annoying

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saw a post that reminded me that along with my headcanon of bruce giving jason a Jewish burial (no autopsy, immediate or as soon as possible burial, etc) the robin suit was probably soaked in blood and viscera and would also have to be buried.

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The justice league doing interviews

Reporter: Which Justice League memeber would you wanna fight the least?

Batman: Wonder Woman

Reporter: so she could beat you

Batman: of course

Reporter: no one else.

Batman: I'm part of a team with incredible, unique individuals who could defeat me very easily, but I'm going with Diana as she's the most logical and evident choice.

Reporter: Not Superman?

Batman: Superman cries when he stabs his pinky toe

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Reporter: Could you beat BATMAN in a fight?

Green Arrow: Hell no, but don't tell him I said that. Hold up, he called us INCREDIBLE?

Barry: awww!

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Reporter: Can you take Batman?

Hal: I'm trying.

Reporter: ...

Hal: oh you meant in a fight! No

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Reporter: Would you rather fight 10 polar bears on cocaine or Batman?

Billy: Is Batman angry?

Reporter: lets say yes

Billy: Give me 10 polar bears, 5 angry cats, AND the chimp from Nope.

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Reporter: Could you beat Batman in a fight?

Clark: I would NEVER fight Batman. I'd honestly just launch myself into the sun

Reporter: but if you HAD to.

Clark: well, -- Yes, I guess I'd win, but if I was a normal guy he'd wipe the floor with me. Which he does already. I love that man.

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Reporter: What's it like to know Batman is scared of you?

Diana, cutely eating ice cream, covered in bloody gear: RAHHH

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Made this DTIYS for my ig but feel free if you guys want to join! Use #nyukadtiys if you doo

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alfred: *damn near collapsing to his knees with yearning, grief, and regret, the happy moments long lost to the years he lost them, now that they're here he cant even hope to have a chance, he's too far changed, not the man they knew and loved anymore*

martha and thomas: *look at alfred* *look at each other*

martha and thomas: raw

alfred: tf

Cracky Pennywaynes scenario for your appreciation:

I can't remember if Alfred was still around in that comic arc where Bruce’s parents mysteriously come back from the dead, but now I'm just picturing them, still as young as they were at the time of their deaths, deciding he aged like fine wine and they WILL be fucking that old man. It could easily go angst (especially Alfred's POV) but I'm too amused by everyone dealing with the revelation that Bruce got some things from both his parents (like being sexually forward)

Bonus question is who of the batfam (if anyone) accidentally walks in on them, and how scarred are they from what they see?

I am LIVING for the image of Jeremy Irons’ Alfred standing there with his arms crossed, refusing to be embarrassed about his age in front of his two old hookups. But still wistful, in his own way.

Meanwhile Martha and Thomas both looked at Alfred for a long, silent moment, turned to each other, then turned back to Alfred.

“No,” Alfred said, already recognizing that expression. “Absolutely not.”

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Your post on Dick realising why Bruce was so strict on chain of custody and crime scenes makes me laugh cause I feel like it would inevitably end up like this:

Derek, picking up yet another crucial piece of evidence with no gloves on that hasn't even been photographed, let alone processed: Hey guys, look at this bullet casing I just found :)

Dick, mentally scheduling a 6th meeting this week (it's Wednesday) on the importance of chain of custody and why GLOVES AREN'T OPTIONAL DEREK PUT SOME ON: Oh my god, I'm becoming my father

Every now and then Dick takes a sanity break and sneaks back to the Cave in Gotham and holds back a sob over Bruce’s evidence filing system(s) and the fact that everything — everything — is logged. With summaries. With the correct barcode. On TIME—

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im sorry to bother you i just have a question. do jewish people have like superstition(?) to follow to banish ghosts or evil spirit or bad luck and the like? like christians do holy water, muslims do ayatul kursi, various indigenous religions burns herbs, what do jewish people do? im planning a fic involving ghosts and this far im not sure i can trust google tbh every article i read says different things..

Ooooh this is such a fun question! Ok so caveat, I’m Ashkenazi so I can only really answer from that pov, and even then every country would have had their own twists on folklore and traditions.

The reason you might be having a hard time finding something is that (and again, one jew, one experience, only one opinion) we don’t really have ghosts like that. By ghosts i mean a benevolent spirit whos a remnant of a soul, because souls always move on. Your options for “reincarnation” would be fresh new start as a baby, or reborn as an animal or object searching for the one person who can give you forgiveness and/or help you complete a vow/mitzvah.

So like, a popular superstition was that if a stray cat is following you, its really the soul of someone who wronged you and you should face it and say “mochel loch” (lit: i forgive you) three times, so that it can move on and leave you alone.

If you want an evil spirit, you dont have to use a Jewish method of banishment because according to jewish tradition spirits/demons can actually be any religion and the method of banishment would correspond with their own chosen faith. Mostly i think we used like. Conversation. To get them to leave? Ngl i dont know much about it, but the idea of the jewish kid sitting down and debating the demon into leaving is delightful.

Bad Luck, which we would call Ayin Hora (lit. evil eye) has lots of methods attached to it. Common one that pretty much everyone i know has heard of is these little red string bracelets. The origin is probably related to the yom kippur service but im not looking it up rn. Thats preemptive tho, you put it on new babies or cute kids or brides to ward off bad luck before it can arrive. Theres also lead pouring, which is very controversial because it doesnt really have a basis in anything.

Honestly i couldve given one answer and its “gather a minyan (group of ten Jewish adults (traditionally men)) and daven as a group in the place thats causing trouble”. Bring a rabbi if you think the demon is going to be good at debate, bring a yeshiva student if you just want to annoy it into leaving.

Also if you want to send me a specific article or idea you had i can totally tell you if it would/wouldnt work (based on my knowledge) (not that i have knowledge of banishing ghosts, but on judaism)

Also i know i mentioned this up top and i wrote all this from memory without checking anything, but one jew can really only give you one or two (sometimes three!) opinions. You can always ask someone else!

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Pissed-off Batkid: “I’m not Batman.”

[authority figure] who’s about to ruin their entire year: “Yeah, that much is pretty obvious. Because Batman would’ve already figured a way out of this shit.”

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okay i needed to get that out of the way

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Btw, kudos to Martha Wayne. The true source of Bruce’s impossible skills, like climbing trees in a tight dress and high heels. The strength in her arms and upper body must have been amazing😂

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israhel KONTOLLLLL

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the way “batboy does cruel thing but does cruel thing to Bruce so actually its funny now laugh” is a whole genre of post is. weird. thats weird to other people. right?

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the dumbest thing a Gotham goon can say isn’t “you want some more??” to an injured and retreating Batman. it’s actually “next time I’ll get that little bird with you too!”

Batman will come back running on two broken legs just to kindly separate you from all of your adult teeth, your fingernails, and your ability to piss in a straight line because what the fuck did you just say