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sexy character concept to me: liars who lie & perform and when they are told to stop performing they start lying in a different way and you try to get to the bottom of the layers upon layers of half-truths to find The Truth and when you think you’ve finally gotten to it it’s a blank piece of paper that says 404 not found
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why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”
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i love when large dogs are picked up and they’re so absolutely confused as to how this could happen that they just sorta
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Artificial intelligence is not going to save the world’s languages. It’s hardly going to make any difference at all for the thousands of communities around the world currently under pressure to take up dominant languages. Looking at the world from the perspective of those four villages in Tibet, it is clear that artificial intelligence cannot solve the material, social, and political problems that are driving global language endangerment.
A short article by linguist Gerald Roche (supporting his new book, The Politics of Language Oppression in Tibet) on the structural problems facing the push to use AI for work on endangered minority languages.
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Ok hear me out. Classic “modern girl gets dropped into a romance fantasy villainess body”. But its Bruce.
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batfam potluck was so much fun last year, let’s do it again :) #batfampotluck if you wanna bring something. everyone’s invited; repeats, nonbats, and all :))
I don’t really headcanon any bats as great or awful cooks, they just can’t be bothered. jason pulls something elaborate once or twice a year and then goes back to Sustenance
#tim indomi glazer number 1#doesnt even cook em just crush put in the seasoning and eat em dry like mie kremezz#alfred in the background with tears in his eyes#on his hands and knees asking what he did wrong#batfam#jason todd#tim drake
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"Bruce is terrible at communicating to his kids that they are family instead of a job, that he's their father and not their boss, and that he views them as his children, not just his wards-" BITCH where do you think he LEARNED that from
#lmfao loser gotta pay a salary to keep his dad#is what i would say if i was his bully#nah but his father figure called him “master bruce” how fucked up is that#alfred set a stone cold boundary by calling him master bruce#i mean he's allowed to do that but like#its sad#bruce wayne#batman#batfam
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people are wrong about chosen family. chosen family can become just as involuntary and inescapable as regular family if you use your fucking imagination
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Hey so I really need to know what the fuck this was
was Kal offering Bruce Diana's seat, his own seat, or his lap because I think I'm going insane and I need the answer right now please. How would that shit have even gone down if Bruce had said yes to any of those I think he would have been murdered on the spot what the fuck was going through Kal's head??
Oh!!! I’m so glad someone finally caught that line. Kal offered because he so badly wants to see Bruce sitting at the table and being part of the League Regime like he used to. He didn’t think through WHERE. But if Bruce had said yes, Kal would’ve given up his own seat right away out of happiness, or ordered the lowest ranked person out of theirs (Barry).
Bruce refuses because 1) he doesn’t want to get murdered by Diana 2) he doesn’t want to sit at the Regime’s table and participate as if it’s like the League all over again and 3) it’s safer for him and Duke to present briefly and far away from Diana. He’s not stupid enough to try and claim a seat in front of her.
It’s such a brief throwaway line or two but it shows two things that I think are very important for this fic: 1) even ten years after the League fell, Kal is still desperate for Bruce to lead them and act alongside him like he used to with the League and 2) Bruce will never, ever do that. Not again. Not ever.
Kal wants Bruce to the point of making dumb decisions like that. And when he’s dumb, he puts Bruce at risk. Even though everything he does IS presumably to protect Bruce by this point. It’s a vicious cycle he doesn’t even fully see. That’s the core of the fic, aside from Duke’s POV.
#oh OH!!!!#my goddddddd#that makes so much sense#this is tragic bro u fumbled bruce to the point of no return#DIANA WAKE UP U CAN DO BETTER#the one who ruined the trinity's bond is NAWT bruce please wake up queen please please plea#AMYONE PLS TELL HER#not me tho i like being alive#bruce wayne#batman
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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thinking about teen bruce in his training days. thinking about how softness and vulnerability was literally tortured, beat, and groomed out of him. thinking about how SO many gaps about the reason why bruce is the way he is now can be filled if people just asked about his training days. thinking about how bruce sees those days as near-worthless (unless he needs to remember a certain skill/teacher) because it didn’t affect his mission of cleaning up gotham. thinking about how the concept of suffering is so artificial to bruce partially because of his training days. thinking about teen bruce wayne
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Bruce: Hey everybody! I’m back~
Green Lantern: Oh god. Who let this menace in?
Martian Manhunter: The man did sponsor this place.
Bruce: Greenie! You didn’t tell me you got engaged! [holds up his ring] Oh, this is beautiful. Who is your jeweller? I should totally get myself one too.
Green Lantern: Hey, give that back! [snatches the ring from him]
Bruce: Fine, gatekeep all you want. I’ll just ask the other Green Goblins. [tries to light up a cigar]
Green Lantern: No smoking in the Watchtower!
Startled, Bruce fumbles with his lighter. It falls onto a stack of paper, which catches on fire. Martian Manhunter runs out of the room screaming. Green Lantern quickly extinguishes the flames with his ring.
Green Lantern: Shit, those were Batman’s reports. He’s gonna kill us. Wayne, I think it’s best that you leave.
Bruce: [pouting] But I just got here.
Superman: Mr Wayne.
Bruce: Supey baby! Great work today! You must be thirsty after working out those buns of steel for the cameras, so I brought you some tea.
Superman: Thanks, but I think I’ll pass on the suspiciously glowing green tea. Perhaps we should talk in the meeting room?
Bruce: Should have just told me you wanted me all to yourself… [tosses the drink into the hazardous waste bin and wraps his arms around Superman] Take me away, big guy!
Green Lantern: And don’t come back!
Superman: [sighing as he carries Bruce out of the room] Bruce, is it really necessary to do this every month?
Bruce: Hmph. The lack of vigilance is unacceptable. I should hold a refresher course on security measures again.
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its funny when people act like jason todd has an actual personal philosophy he follows and isnt just a very angry & emotional man who only does what he does due to a refusal to come to terms with his death & current life
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Soooo... somebody trying to kill clark with kryptonite bullets, but bruce jumps in front of him... thoughts?
yes
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I love batfamily angst, but I kind of wish there was more of them loving being superheroes together as a family. Kind of like the incredibles. They just enjoy their job, and they have fun doing it together. Not just Bruce being proud of his kids, but everyone else having fun showing off what they learned from the batman. Not just as their dad but as their teacher. I keep thinking about this scene from teen titans where Robin says he was already taught by the best. And it makes me so happy. I just want more of that. Angst is good. But I want more of the joy and fun out of loving being a superhero. Having pride in how good you are and doing it with the people you love and respect.
I agree 100%%. We need more BAMF Batfamily fics that don’t just revolve around bad things happening where they need to be BAMFs. What about the casual everyday BAMFness of growing up in THE Batman’s tutelage?
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