#like ''omg did that Hurt you look so Funky!!!''
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thesealfriend · 6 months ago
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keep telling my queer chaotic pals that I'm gonna get stick-n-poke needles and start doing my own tattoos, and theyre all very sensible like "yes do it but practise on fruits and then hidden bits first and make sure you're super careful about inks and hygiene!" etc etc
told my shift supervisor at work last week and he told me to just get a machine and go ham lmao
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he-goes-down · 11 months ago
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I'm gonna give it to you straight, i want smut. I want Izzy's face SAT ON by the reader.
That's it, thank you
You’re literally my twin omg - sorry if its dookie
Masterlist
Too Funky
Pairing: Izzy Stradlin x reader
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Warnings: oralF! Recieving
Second Person POV:
Izzy laid on the bed on his back, as you were by the closet searching for clothes the wear. The bed was quiet close to the closet so you would take an occasional seat on the edge laying your clothes next to each other and throwing the best ones in one pile and the second best back into the closet. Izzy continued to rest in his back, his head close the edge resting next to your thigh, looking up at you from an upside down point of view. He watched everything you did quietly and intently. He was normally like that before doing something mischievous, but you didn’t pay much attention to his actions before he did something. You stood up again, putting a few hangers back and then getting new ones out, before sitting back down again.
You gasped as felt Izzy’s nose brush against the fabric that clothed your heat. You immediately tried to stand up straight so that you wouldn’t suffocate him. But he had his hands firmly placed on your thighs holding you down. You had thought nearly sitting in his face was an accident, seemed like he planned this. “Izzy!” You shrieked, trying to hover over his face and not plant your self on him with your whole weight. The feelings of his nose so close to your heat made your area start to pool with wetness. You had finally gotten out of his grasped, turned on your heel and looked at him, he was still lying down with a pleading look on his face. His eyes desperate and filled with lust. You looked back at him with the same lust and desire, telling him that he could continue his plans. He took a hold of your thighs again from the back and dragged you closer to his face again. He maintained eye contact as he squeezed your thighs and soon you could only see his neck as his mouth and nose were hovering so close to your wet core. “Sit.” He spoke, the words hitting of your clothed pussy and sending shivering through you. A small whine escaped you in response to the feeling. You had never actually really sat on his face before, you had hovered and had him devour you in different positions, but you were scared of putting your whole weight on him. “Izzy! Fuck… please, what if I hurt you.” You spoke in concern but still having that teasing feeling of him underneath you. “ I don’t fucking care.” He said. God he was so fucking crazy for you, especially when he got close enough to taste you, all his morals and self control were out the window.
Izzy began to press his face up into you, and start kissing the fabric of your pants, making you whine and moan at the amazing feeling. But shit it wasn’t enough for him. He got out from under you and started to quickly rip off your pants and start to kiss your clit through laced panties. It still wasn’t enough, he wanted you to suffocate him, he didn’t care, he wanted to be gasping for air but only taste you in return. He went to lie on the bed properly in the middle and beckoned you over. You kissed eachother passionately while Izzy’s hands trailed to your hips and began to take off your panties. “Please…” he spoke between kisses. You stopped the kiss in order to know what he wanted so bad. “Please, baby, just fucking sit on my face.” He said it straight to the point, all the while his hand was about to explore your pussy. You whined at the feeling of him touching you as he begged to give you pleasure. “What if I hurt you?” You said with worry. “ I don’t fucking care.” He begged. If he was on death row you would be his last meal. You breathed a shaky exhale and agreed to try.
Every piece of clothing was off, your legs next to his head, hovering over his face. Feeling his hot breath on you made you shiver, making you even wetter. “Sit.” He commanded. You lowered your self on his face, your core muscles working as you didn’t put you full weight on him. His nose pressed against your clit, his mouth parted and he licked in between your folds. His tongue teased your soaking cunt. You felt his breath hard on you, in frustration. Then inhaling before taking your hips roughly and pulled you down, having you fully use his face like a chair. It set something off in him and he began to ravish you. Sucking, kissing, biting,licking. Getting more and more aggressive and desperate at eating you as you moaned his name loudly. “Izzy…” you moaned, trying to get a bit further from his face as he hadn’t taken a breath in ages. But he pulled you back down with even more force. “I said sit.” You heard him growl under you. The vibrations sending to your clit making your hips buck and grind on his face. He groaned as you grind on him, his whole heart and soul quivered with list hearing and feeling you as he pleased you, to him that was the only thing that mattered.
“Izzy… Fuck…” you moaned, your hips bucked as Izzy’s skillful tongue explored you inside, licking up all your wetness. Your clit grinding on his gorgeous nose. You clenched around his tongue as you got close, he groaned again, knowing he was the reason you were feeling bliss. “I’m- Izzy… I’m gonna cum… fuck.” You moaned louder. Shaking under Izzy’s strong hands and on his perfect face. You moved away from his face again as you shook, feeling your climax about to burst. He brought you back to him face, wanting you to cum on his mouth, he wanted to drown in your sweet taste. He continued to eat you out like it was his last meal on earth. You gripped his hair, riding out your orgasm on his face. “Izzy!” You moaned in ecstasy as you came all over his mouth and face. “Fuck…” you sighed as your body shook softly. Trying to get off his face as you finished, but only to be brought back to sit on him for another time and he licked and lapped your cum and slick, licking you clean.
You soon did get the chance to get off from his face, him gasping for air as a string of spit and wet connected his mouth to your cunt. Him looking up at you with eyes of a man that just saw heaven. Licking his lips as he sat up and you moved to sit on his lap.
“Fuck, I love you so much… you taste so fucking good.” He said as he held you to his chest and combed his fingers through your hair. Your heartbeat slowly as you drifted to a sleepy state.
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little-miss-dilf-lover · 2 years ago
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please can I request soft/ fluff HCs with Peter quill? it’s sinful how little fics there are of him, so had to ask you :) 💕 preferably female but GN is fine too
hii! omg yess that’s so true, there is literally no fics of him! I have searched for so long to find some quill fics but often come up empty, so if anyone has recs, please please send them my way (I need them and him) ive never wrote for quill so hope these are accurate. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌
headcanons/ imagines
peter quill x f reader
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warnings || none
a/n || I may have done this first, sorry to all the others in my inbox, this was something fun to do and hopefully it might kick me into writing again
masterlist + rules
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- it’s a given, but you guys talk about music ALL the time, it’s definitely a very important part of your relationship. maybe you share new songs with him from different decades, but you definitely prefer his music and he loves that you love his music
- he has an abundance of funky, fun and cool graphic tees, he loves to share them with you and probably prefers them on you
- he definitely fell first
- he loves to make you laugh, constantly cracking jokes. doesn’t even need to try and you’d just be laughing or smiling at him. his favourite laughs of yours are when you snort or cackle at his unintentional jokes
- it makes him feel special that you pay attention to the little things he says and when you react earnestly to them
- even though he LOVES the other guardians, he definitely prefers one on one time with you and loves to have you all to himself. he also loves your attention, and he definitely craves time with you
- he has major abandonment issues, so he doesn’t like you leaving his side. you’d be like his lucky rock, or a special penny that he always needs near. you are incredibly special to quill and he is often terrified that he’ll lose you too
- he craves validation, especially from you
- he is a lot smarter than he gives himself credit for. he’s definitely learnt tonnes from rocket over the years
- if he ever has to do a mission separately from you (would take a lot of persuasion and reassurance first) but he always brings back some special for you, something tailored and important to you, something that holds significance
- he’s incredibly sentimental, again not always showing it. he feels safe with the other guardians, but even more so with you. he doesn’t often like talking about his mother (he finds it too difficult) it took a lot of time, but he eventually shared that part of his life with you, and he was glad he did because your reaction was exactly what he needed
- an amazing hugger, he’s super comforting and safe. he has a very homely vibe and instantly makes you feel at ease
- you two have a very fun and easygoing relationship, it’s light and airy, but serious and passionate when it needs to be. a very sincere and genuine dynamic
- he taught you how to speak groot, he’s a great teacher but it took some getting used to
- he likes when you sit on his lap when he steers the ship, even though it’s not technically safe, he loves having you near when he is in the captain's seat (or just on his lap in the seat in general)
- but if need be, your seat is behind him, so it’s not too far away
- he loves teaching you things, he wanted to be the one to teach you about the ship and its buttons and controls
- I had this idea: that you take him to earth (he might not be too fond of the idea at first) but you surprise him with concert tickets so you both could see a band he loves. he’d never stop talking about it, and he’d keep the ticket stubs pinned up so he could look at them all the time
- he would do ANYTHING for you, he goes love blind (may have gotten himself hurt a couple of times to protect you)
- you both invented a special code/ encryption so you can talk to each other over comms. if he is on the other side of the ship (maybe tinkering) he’ll send you a secret message to let you know he’s thinking of you
- you guys don’t really argue (that’s not a bad thing either) if you have a disagreement it’s usually very light, and unserious, he’d probably accidentally make you laugh during it and then everything goes back to normal
- but if you ever do get into an argument, he can be quite stubborn
- he is a man-child (but the best kind!!) he can be immature and cocky but he’s always lighthearted. he’s just a fun-loving goof
- he loves when you call him starlord (but you don’t say it too often, so it doesn’t lose its meaning)
- you helped him process his grief, especially after yondu. once he felt comfortable talking about him again, he’d tell you all of these stories about him growing up
- he no longer drinks to forget, he now prefers a social drink after a mission with the crew instead. he doesn’t feel the need to drink himself silly now that he has you
- the guardians think you’re a great addition to the team and love that you make quill so happy
- you and peter share stories of earth with the others, sometimes you’d bend the truth and say wacky absurd things to joke around with them, but that being said it often flies over their heads, especially drax and mantis
- you two are definitely best friends as well as a couple, the perfect balance of friendship and romance, which is what makes the connection so special
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fahbev · 1 year ago
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Babs, Bruce and Danny in my dpxdc merfolk au!!!
argh, plz excuse the poorly edited photo lmao- lost a lot of detail TvT
Babs has her info Here. But this is her design! I’m not actually entirely sure if any of these designs are final, i might tweak them, but here she is! I gave her necklaces.
Bruce is based on a leatherback sea turtle! The spots aren’t actually super accurate to a leatherback’s underside, but if you look at it a little harder... you may find a fun little easter egg. It’s subtle... or at least i tried to make it that way. (If people don’t get it i’ll explain in a rb lol) Did you know that leatherback sea turtles can be up to 880 pounds? Idk what that is in metric but that’s roughly 7 and a half Bahfevs. They’re also much more triangular/less round than other turtles, so I reflected that in his design. And ofc, Bruce and Damian are both sea turtles bc they’re related. But they’re different sea turtle species so it doesn’t make much sense. Who gives a flip. What’s Talia, you ask? To that I say: 🤷‍♀️
(Side note: apparently, I’ve conditioned myself so I can’t draw nuetral expressions. It’s gotta have some emotion or else it looks wrong, and it feels natural to always have something going on there. So... drawing Stoic McStoicface here was a pain in the penis. He kinda has an expression anyway lol)
Danny is based on a ghost knife fish! I’ll be honest, i didn’t even know these existed until I looked up “ghost fish” in the hopes of finding something thematic. But then... omg! They’re black with little white accents? Like Danny’s design? And they have cool, funky bodies? AND they produce electricity!?? That’s so FKING COOL! I’ll have to do more research, but so far i’m pretty sure they don’t produce enough electricity to hurt someone. They are related to electric eels though! I first learned that electric eels were knife fish and not true eels when I was researching the moray eel for Duke. Funny how that connects!
Danny’s story under the cut!
Heehoo!
Okay so basically: Danny went diving to gather pearls because he wanted to make his parents happy/proud. While he was diving, His foot got caught in a rock and he couldn’t get it out. He panicked and he begged— to who? God, maybe? The universe, or the ocean? Maybe just begging fate or any higher power that could be out there, he doesn’t know. His only prayer was “Don’t let me drown!”. Unbeknownst to him, one of the pearls he’d grabbed was a magic, wish granting pearl. They’re rare enough that humans don’t even have legends of them... but the merfolk do ;).
The pearl took his very non-specific wish and decided to give him a tail and gills. He swam back up in a panic, and saw his new tail. Of course, this is a very horrifying thing to happen. But in less than a minute... it was already starting to dry off. As it dried, it turned back into skin.
Now, Danny has to be extremely careful not to get his legs or hair wet when he’s near people, because he’ll turn back into a merboy.
i... probably should have given him a shirt? He’d be wearing it, right? But i also did need to see what I was doing with that fin thing lol. I mean, a shirt would get annoying with that fin- he’d probably take it off. Tbh he’d probably have it off when swimming in general? Idk.
So: funny thing that happened when I was drawing Danny:
A first grader came up to me while I had it open on my desk, and she was like:
“Oh my god, that’s so good! Like, how did you even draw that?”
so I was like: “Oh thank you! ❤️”
And I think she asked again “How did you even draw that?”
so I was a little confused on how to answer, so I said:
“Well, I used my pencil...” and held up my pencil—
and then she got distracted by a spinny chair.
She’s so precious omg 🥰
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Hello, I hope this is okay for me to send. I'm one of the blogs you blocked. (First off, this is your good right, and I completely understand and I hope this isn't a breach or invasion of privacy to send this from a different blog)
I always made sure to only tag content of Nolanverse Crane when it's really him and not any other Cillian role because I understand the frustration. And like I said, I absolutely understand that he's not a proper Scarecrow in your eyes. But it kind of hurts to get lumped into a group where I don't feel like I belong (if that makes sense)
Scarecrow in general is my favorite character in any comic related media. Arkhamverse Crane and Audio Adventures are at the top for me, and I also have a deep love for Fear State and little fan interpretations where he's just a funky little freak. My blog is Nolanverse centric atm because I just haven't gotten around to writing fics for the others. (And I'm worried I won't write them well tbh)
But all of that aside, my reason for actually sending this was because I was genuinely missing your posts and opinions on my dash. I was honestly a little worried that I didn't see anything from you before I realized what happened.
This isn't me being angry or petty and please don't think I feel entitled to seeing your posts (I don't want to be THAT person)
I guess this is just me saying goodbye to a pillar of the Scarecrow fandom, and it makes me a little sad
From the bottom of my heart, I hope your mom's recovery goes well and you have a great rest of the day/week/month. And a happy early birthday, Moffy
(ALSO SORRY FOR THIS ESSAY OMG)
A couple of things </3
I THINK I knew who this is. I blocked one person after I made that post. Looking back, that was probably a stupid mistake. I'mma unblock to check when I post this, and you let me know? (I was thinking....oh god I'm gonna get hate from the fangirls and taht legit clouded my judgement. I still fear anon hate)
See, that post was mainly about people I blocked weeks/months ago. I often only block the fangirls, for lack of a better word. I actually made the Cillian post on a whim. I needed some content for the day. (you probably know I upload daily) And sometimes, a little anger is okay. it's a valid emotion. Again, the people I block are more fans of the actor than the character. My main complaint was seeing Cillian stuff, which was not from the movies, in the tag. It just sorta....clogs it up?
Anyway, I can clearly see you're not one of them. If some reason , within the next ten minutes, you're still blocked. Send me the url. I am human. I understand. Mistakes and stupid shit happens. (especially with all I am dealing with irl) (I've been so stressed I think it clouds my brain)
You clearly love the character behind the actor, and I respect that. I think you may have been following me, cus my count went down after I blocked ya. So yeah, I did think that was WEIRD.
I'm sorry if you felt lumped it, it was just an error on my part. I hope you can forgive that.
and ya know, just because I'm not a fan of nolancrane, doesn't mean it's bad. I should reiterate, it brought so many into the fandom. That's great! I still reblog fan content of him. I suppose, the truth of the matter is my autistic brain doesn't do "live action" -- I can't think of one human who could play Jonathan Crane to my expectations. Voice actors yes, Dino Andrade forever lmao
But I just...live of art/comic/animation/games
and anything else feels uncanny. Like now. I dont imagine Crane as a real person. I have no image inside my head unless it's a comic illustration or game render. I Hoooope that makes sense
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judebilation · 2 years ago
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none of my friends listen to me when i talk about malevolent, which is the true tragedy. anyways episode 31 was a thing that happened.
arthur why do you make noises when you wake up.
omg kellin throwback. why the FUCK IS HE HERE.
WHERE IS MY BOY
was the sister always called samantha
we love john in the background trying to wake arthur up
what did we expect from an episode called ‘the nightmare’
ooo are we going to see the butcher again ??? thatd be cool
arthur wdym did you kill your wife. do we get bella lore.
“i cant SEE anything”
oh dear. i could write a full essay on faroe and her role in the development of arthur’s character
graveyards are Not Fun when your wife, your best friend and your child are all dead and 2/3 you had a direct hand in.
mr scratch?? damn okay.
even in dreams, john disapproves of arthurs choices
are we going through all of the trauma this man has. if so, im surprised this episode isnt three times the length.
for antagonists this season we have the butcher, whatever the fuck marie has in her house, larson indirectly and now mr scratch. how fun
i know its still harlan, but harlan-as-john and harlan-as-kellin are so different
we love arthur and all of his self denying internal monologues
the entire episdoe is just arthur’s guilty conscience.
anna stanzyck again? ooooo
AHA FUCK. WE GET BELLA LORE BUT AT WHAT COST. shit. that makes faroes death even worse tbh.
will i relisten to this entire podcast to find more connections?? yes.
i fucking knew that baby would be important.
what do you mean you knew what he looked like. you are blind.
is this some weird form of catharsis?
fucking GOD. literally everyone in this guys life is dead. his parents?? fucking hell.
arthur lester do not make me cry on the 8:47 bus.
:((( dont make me feel sad about kellin again.
AHA ITS THE FUNKY MERCENARY GUY AND HIS LITTLE ACCENT
awwwh they care about each other <3333 they are friends!
if arthur and john get separated again i am going to riot.
there was a poll about this and why arthur and bella were married. ig this is canon
AHA. aromantic headcanon more confirmed by the day.
I CANR LIVE FOR SOMEONE ELSE BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW??? LIVING FOR JOHN???
do we actually know james or did i just forget him
so this is why he feels guilty over bella’s death.
shit shit shit shit shit
god FUCKING damnit harlan why must you hurt us so.
parallels between arthur not knowing about faroe at first when she was born, and then not knowing where she was when she died. i may make a post on this.
okay i want to see how scratch ties into marie.
i hate larsons srupid fucking accent
do i have to make fanart of arthur and faroe at the park now. it feels obligatory.
those were the happiest days of your life and then she died and it was your fault and after that you wanted to kill yourself and oh my god im sobbing
yeah fuck you, scratch.
its so disconcerting that scratch sounds like john
the eldritch figure will in fact, stab you.
i think jts funny that the voices in arthurs head always narrate when arthur gets stabbed. like. i think he may realise that he has been stabbed.
WAIT SHIT I SWEAR IF THIS RELATES TO THE GUY ARTHUR KILLED AND ATE IN THE PITS
aha this is Not Good. Not Good At All.
she is free?? who is she??? wha
OMG BOY!!! :DDD
AHA SHIT FUCK GODDAMN IT THIS CANNOT BE GOOD.
FUCKING HELL. WHAT THE FUCK.
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
FUCKING HELL
this is very very bad.
yeah well. mans can never get a break. ever. what did we expect.
is this the song kellin was singing. maybe.
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diagonal-queen · 1 year ago
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thungo thursday pt2
ep 6 (put it under a cut because this one is LONG)
fukuchi be like 'the agency couldn't possibly be smart enough to- oh wait nvm i forgot ranpo existed lol' like more than once and i think that is testament to the fact that RANPO BEST BOY
'have you forgotten? we're terrorists' ICONIC BEHAVIOUR
man and i complain about doing one 37 hour work week. after this one week the agency needs to take a NAP. AND THE MAFIA TOO. imagine there's like just no criminal activity or anything for like three days and everyone's like ?? but on day 4 atsushi and akutagawa are fighting to the death at the port and everyone is like 'ah. business as usual' lmaoooo
omg every time the hunting dogs song comes on i get so hyped lmao im like yESSS ACTION
'that man, that demon, the evillest most scawy man ever in the world....etc etc' and its just some guy doing the most coy babygirl pose a guy can possibly do
wait DAZAI WHAT DID YOU DO. HOW DID YOU DO IT
taneda btw deserved none of this he was just some nice old dude and then sigma fucking stabbed him lmao
dazai is like the personification of the perjury mechanic in drv3. 'go on lie. you gotta. lie now. cmon pussy you wont'
OH MY GOD CHUUYA
my god fyozai is so fucking babygirl. also wdym dazai?? if the two of you were the last ones on earth you should just have gay sex. its not that hard smh
oh no dazai falled down through the flore
OH MY GOD MYKOLA AND SIGMA
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BESTIE??
BESTIE?????
BESTIE????????????????
BESTIE??????????????????????
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dm me if you want to receive a free 2min audio file of me laughing about this (i have a headache from laughing. my throat fucking hurts so bad. i'm pretty sure it's actually bleeding. my eyes are moist with tears. BESTIE???????)
do you even needa ask why i'm here?? ⭐️❤️☺️ *voice drops 6 octaves* i'm here to murder you 👹👹👹
and then after that fyodor was just like 'teehee he's so romantic x' like bro
dazai: *turns to the camera like he's on the office* waow
i love mykola's little laugh it's so silley
omg they're actually animating him so well. bones must've seen the reception from s4 and decided to step it up 💀
dazai and fyodor are simultaneously evil grown men and bimbo highschool girls and it's such a look. 'omg ur friends are so cute <3' 'omg right???' also mykola my beloved i want to be yours forever pls
i love how bram's acting all tough like aya can't just open the casket and leave and render him thoroughly powerless lmao
omg the official anime aya and bram sillies begin. we've been waiting for this for months folks so far so good
it was already pretty funny that aya is carrying bram like a backpack but actually seeing her running with him on her back is like a billion times funnier especially since this shit is life or death. but she just got a whole entire vampire on her back no problem sjhsksjssjhj
sigma: watashi wa shiguma me: fucking superb you funky little toddler
imagine if it was a fucking prank this whole time and mykola just injected them with a slow-working sedative or something that would be so funny. like all of this for nothing sksjksjsjks and then he just stabs fyodor or something the end. boom world save
oh ok nvm the vampires can talk just fine i guess lmao. also i genuinely cant tell if im supposed to be taking this episode seriously or not. one second people are being brutally slaughtered next moment silley little guys??? such is the way of bsd i guess
'you're a failure of a woman' my dude she is literally 10 years old she is nowhere close to being a woman shut your misogynistic ass up lmao
OKAY BECAUSE ok ok listen i was wondering what music they were gonna use for bram and when i heard the ending music i was like 'ok a little anticlimactic but i understand' and then it TRANSITIONED into the ACTUAL ENDING??? 10/10
hehe. bestie
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sherwoodknights · 1 year ago
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SP 1999 EPISODE 1 LIVEBLOG
Opening titles slap pretty hard
Starting with a flashback, nice
IS THAT MARGUERITE AND ARMAND'S PARENTS? DID THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO MAKE ST CYR EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE? WHAT THE FUCKKKK
"Learn from this!" Sir this is going to bite you so hard in the ass its unreal, and you deserve it
Why are they putting down newspaper lmao
Oh that's why okay
Is he a league member that theyve captured? Are the French actually semi-competent in this adaptation?
YOU DO NOT IMPLY THAT CHAUVELIN HAS BEEN RIPPING OFF TOENAILS AND THEN CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
HERE COME THE LEAGUE LETS GOOOO
*does a gay little run that pisses you off*
Emilia fox will you marry me
OH MY GOD IT WAS ARMAND DOING THE GAY LITTLE RUN, BBC ARE FUELING MY GAY LITTLE ARMAND THOUGHTS
Excuse me bbc it has been almost 10 minutes and I have seen no Marguerite at all, you are depriving me of my wife
FUCKING HELL THATS FULL ON TORTURE THIS IS DARK
Richard E Grant you smooth mfer
They weren't joking that man really has no toenails left jesus
Forget my earlier comment, the French are still incompetent I guess
Oooooo chavvy wants to go to englandddd
Does this mean we get Marguerite soon? Please say we do
NOOOOOO DONT ARREST ARMAND LEAVE MY SON ALONE
DAMN ARMANDS GOT BITCHES
At least they're letting him get dressed before they arrest him
Awwwww he saved her, that's my boy
GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT LITERAL CHILD YOU GROWN ASS SOLDIER FFS
Mr No Toenails is so gonna die
"Don't trust her" STOP BEING SO FUCKING OMINOUS BEFORE YOU DIE
MARGUERITE!!!!!!!!! Ough she's so gorgeous I want to dieeeeee
Oh fuck he totally took the guys words as "Don't trust Marguerite" goddammit
OH YEAH PERCY HOW DARE YOUR WIFE WHO YOU MARRIED WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU WHAT A TERRIBLE INSULT
Suzanne and Andrew <333333333
Percy Blakeney making sex jokes is something I never knew I needed
Marguerite St Just I would die for you
The only version of the pimpernel poem that rivals the musical in campiness
Chauvelin has no rizz, no matter how hard he may try
NOT PERCY SPILLING WINE ON CHAUVVYS CRAVAT
Percy basically just said "the cravat is the powerhouse of the cell"
Man's just wrote a dissertation on cravats
Ooooooooo the Prince is sassy
WHO JUST SLAPPED MY WIFE WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL
ANGELE ST CYR? OH FUCK THE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE FIGHTINGGGGG
Not this guy challenging percy to a duel while his voice sounds halfway to cracking through the whole speech
I could watch Richard E Grant's Percy all day oh my god
The guy they're about to guillotine looks like a sad puppy
Sleebpy Marguerite
They are literally so close to actual communication and talking through their issues that it HURTS, STOP BEING IDIOTS AND GET OVER YOURSELVES SO YOU CAN STOP BEING MISERABLEEEEEEEE
Ah here comes the Armand blackmail
Oooooo they're letting the marriage issues out at parties
HERE COME THE CHAMBERTIN JOKES
They're being so mean to him and its amazing
HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE HER TELL PERCY ABOUT ARMAND AS PERCY AND NOT THE PIMPERNEL! GO BBC YOU DO THAT FUNKY FAITHFUL ADAPTATION STUFF WE LOVE TO SEE IT
ST JUST BACKSTORY HAND IT OVER I CRAVE ITTTTTTT
PERCY YOU FUCKING LOSER HELP YOUR WIFE UGH YOURE SO MEAN TO HER
(I know he's going to do something but still I wish he could just tell her)
You go babygirl rip that letter from your husband up
Chauvvy with the hair down and morning hair <3
Get Chambertin's ass, Margot
MARGUERITE NO DONT TELL HIM THE HIDING PLACEEEE
Is she figuring it out? Did the injury give Percy away to her omg
SHES GOING TO THE STUDY BOYS SHES GONNA FIGURE HIM OUT
SECRET PIMPERNEL COMPARTMENT LETS GOOO
And that's where the episode ends!
So far I'm loving the show, following the book pretty comprehensively, and has managed to get plenty of the plot into a single episode, can't wait to see more
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suiana · 1 year ago
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I bet traveller is a silly guy :D
I mean he fell in love with someone from the past (and i bet this is illegal) and just... Kidnap them??? Like man they can be very grandparent of someone important in your or everyone live! I bet he did some paradoxes
Btw how archangel look like? 'cause I am drawing him right now
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HES SO FUNKY THE LITTLE ILLEGAL TIME TRAVELLERRR OMG
UR ART IS SO GOOD IM EATJNG UP EVERYTHJNG I SUBMIT TO ME BRO 😭💗💗💗
you sighed for the nth time as your ex bangs on your door. the banging is soft but steady, repetitive and annoying. it's only monday but he's already made your head spin 10 times already!
"bro leave! we broke up already!"
you shouted through the door, hoping it would knock some sense into the desperate male. it did not. but when he stopped banging on your door for a second it gave you a slight glimmer of hope.
your door suddenly came collapsing down, knocking you to the ground as your ex breathes heavily. his eyes crazed and his face full of sweat as he wipes it off, stepping beside you.
"you're still so stubborn... like last time. it's okay, that means your love for me is still the same, right?"
he giggles manically, kicking the door to one side before scooping you into his arms. you wanted to flail around, to resist but the impact of the door hitting you caused your body to grow weak, too hurt to move much lest you injure yourself some more.
"oh honey... I've missed you too ♡ we'll be so happy together~"
ah yes, looks like it's time to start plotting your escape again.
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no-te-lo-voy-a-dar · 2 years ago
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Star Trek TOS S1 Ep02 - Charlie X
this episode starts and I'm already confused but delighted because Kirk is wearing the V neck green shirt FOR SOME UNEXPLAINED (so far) reason and they quickly show us how Charlie is to not be trusted but quickly give us that sprinkle of "he's just a boy regardless, he's amazed and curious" which, okay
THEN. NOT EVEN 10 MINUTES IN. they show me McCoy and Spock bickering on the bridge while McCoy is sitting on/against the controls panel and ?!?!?? and Jim tries to step in but then they start again and these three are a riot i adore them and when Kirk tells Bones to take care of Charlie regardless Spock has such a smug face omg WHERE did all the stereotypes i've heard during my life come from this alien is quite expressive actually and im here for it
adding to that, we have the funky moment of Spock playing a lyre (WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW HE DID) and Uhura singing and he looks AHFJSHFHSHF like a mix or offended and amused due the lyrics (it's about him and he knows it). he has a face of "i play for you to sing and yet you sing about me. idk if be offended or what" but like, fondly
AFTER WE SEE JIM KIRK BEING AN ABSOLUTE CHAOS OF A FATHER FIGURE BY GIVING SUCH A BAD EXPLANATION TO CHARLIE AS TO WHY HE SHOULDN'T SLAP GIRLS ON THEIR ASS AND it was hilarious honestly
then we keep seeing glances at how unstable and dangerous Charlie actually is AND the first time we see/learn about Kirk and Spock playing chess together and i gotta admit i was worried for the Vulcan for a moment there. then the odd yet understandable due plot and everything else speech about Charlie wanting Yeoman Janice and then we see a very nice talk where she requests Kirk speaks with him to leave her alone. idk that exchange and Kirk being soft and being like "okay I'll talk to him" was, nice
AND THEN we have him trying to guide this very lost boy and while what Kirk said makes sense to me it was still very confusing in the delivery but oh well
THEN WE HAVE HIM SHIRTLESS???? JUST BECAUSE, while trying to teach Charlie something. first Jim "tiddies out" Kirk witnessing. sad about that Sam tho :(
then we see more chaos and Kirk, Spock and McCoy being the three braincells they are and i love them and apparently McCoy has a thing for sitting on tables and honestly good for him because same. Uhura gets hurt, and then Spock is being made to talk in silly rhymes and there's something about Kirk being protective of his crew that will never tire me out
then we have Charlie at the Yeoman's room and Spock getting his legs broken??? and the Yeoman disappearing?????? and Kirk being very adamant about needing Spock ("You need me to run the ship and I need him")
then we see more of the chaos Charlie does and how he keeps getting away from Kirk's and Spock's ideas and then the idea of overload the kid and then we get a floating green head who apparently is from the beings who gave Charlie his powers? and his reason to run away is understandable and just like the Captain i did feel a little bad about him at the end and probably the wise course of action would have been to just take his powers away but idk how that works anyways - probably just plot device
and this episode ends in a very weird feeling and state before the cheery tune of the credits comes in :D
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freewillacquired · 3 months ago
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“Hey, Dad? We’ve got company!” K-Mart yelled to Carlos.
She took a few steps back from the giant, hulking creature in front of her. She’d never seen anything like Nemesis before, but he unlocked some sort of primal fear within her. She’d never seen anything like him before, and although she sensed some sort of humanity behind those eyes, terror gripped her. She trembled a bit, looking up at him. K-Mart wanted to start running, but it was as if she couldn’t move or breathe. She would’ve started screaming, but she didn’t want to alert any undead nearby or wake up the other members of the convoy.
Slowly but surely, she started to remove one of tongue many bracelets that lined her arms. If this… this thing had any sense of humanity left, perhaps her peace offering would do something. There was a deep sadness in Nemesis’ eyes, and her heart hurt for him. What had happened to him? Why was he like this?
“Hi,” she said. “I’m K-Mart. It’s where they found me, my parents and the other people in this convoy. There are a lot of really good people here, and we already lost some of them in that crow attack. We would’ve lost a lot more if you hadn’t been here, so… yeah. What’s your name, by the way?” Nemesis had saved them from that, though, hadn’t he? He couldn’t have been all bad. She looked over to her dad, hoping for some reassurance. “This bracelet is a thank you. For saving my dad and me, I mean. I don’t know how well it’ll fit you, but I hope you like it. How did you find us here?”
K-Mart smiled her brightest smile at him. She wasn’t exactly sure what brought him here, but she usually looked on the bright side of things. Maybe he was supposed to protect the convoy, or maybe he could help them in some other way. K-Mart wanted to ask him a million questions, but she was mostly quiet, letting her father and him say whatever they needed to. She rocked back and forth on her heels in anticipation for his answers.
“Are you going to help us, or…? ‘Cause we could really use help from anybody, and I think you’re not all that bad, soooooooo….”
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{ Omg yassss! Again, why have I never thought of Nemesis-in-Extinction AUs before? It’s just never crossed my mind. At least not him meeting the convoy. I’ve had AUs where Nemmy and Alice were kindof wandering around together and bringing hell to the Nevada facility in that verse, and I think way back in the day I did have Nemmy meet Carlos (with someone else writing him) in the desert, but he’s never met anyone else from the convoy before. You come up with such great ideas! =D }
It was hot as all hell out here. Nemesis’ tentacles flailed around wildly behind him, as if in protest of how much water he was not ingesting. Find it for me and I’ll drink it, what the hell else do you want from me? At least he could drink contaminated water without fear of infection, whether T-virus or otherwise. Not… that funky water tasted good, but hey, any port in a storm. There hadn’t been any water of late, though. Or food. Or people.
He’d eaten his last can of cat food yesterday. It tasted like crap, but it’d had real chunks of meat in it, and that’s what he needed to survive. After the devastation of Raccoon City, it had taken Nemesis a long time to regenerate fully. Once he did, he found that he had a few… extra appendages now. At first he was horrified by his tentacles, growing out of his back and shoulders such as they were, but now he didn’t mind them so much. Sometimes they were almost like friends, with minds of their own, and at others, they seemed to act according to his own thoughts and emotions. He quickly found that they were really useful, though, being able to do things like locate water and detect the undead and infected from long distances away.
But having new appendages and having essentially regenerated the majority of his body after the nuclear strike, Nemesis found that his appetite was even more voracious now. He hated meat, but he didn’t want to let himself starve either. Trying to exclusively eat other food besides meat had taught him that he would become disturbingly more aggressive after only a few days. He wasn’t sure if he’d become crazed, like some fictional vampire who hadn’t had enough blood, but he didn’t want to find out. Nemesis knew he could really hurt a lot of people if he were to rampage in a mindless, unrestrained manner.
After wandering in the Nevada desert for… well, he didn’t even know how long, really… his tentacles began to get agitated. He thought they were pissed off and wanting water, and maybe they were, but soon he began to sense that something else was stirring them. Something… or someone… was nearby. He’d noticed the convoy not long after, but he was hesitant to try to interact. They had… a lot of guns. And explosives. And… a flame-thrower? Interesting. Nemesis really didn’t want to be lit on fire again, it was a wholly unpleasant experience. But he also didn’t want to just leave these people when it seemed like they were struggling. Well, why wouldn’t they be? The world was hell right now.
So… for a few days, he’d hung around, outside their motion sensor perimeter which his retinal implant easily detected, picking off any undead that wandered close. It wasn’t until an immense murder of undead crows approached that Nemesis was forced to get closer to the convoy than he ever had before, making short work of as many of them as he could before they reached the very living humans inside the group. His tentacles easily killed the crows, able to whip around swiftly, lengthen at will, and skewer the birds as they flew overhead. Better that than to waste a bunch of bullets and risk hitting any civilians around him. He hoped he hadn’t been spotted, but then he heard someone calling behind him. 
Nemesis turned as soon as he heard her, not knowing what to do. A teenager? Oh, how nice it was to see someone alive. Not undead, not sick, just alive. Healthy. But at the same time, he knew things were probably about to get really dicey. Every single time he’d come across survivors, they’d either run screaming from him, or they’d attacked him, or both. Looking as he did, he really couldn’t blame them. Trying to relax his expression as much as he could - yeah, good luck with that - Nemesis willed his tentacles to slow down and stop their ridiculous flailing. He drew them closer to himself, thinking maybe that would make them look a little less menacing. My face looks like a week-old pizza that got run over by a semi, there’s no way I’m not looking menacing to this kid.
He just stood still, not wanting to scare her, and when he saw her back up a little, he figured… okay, here we go. Soon she’d scream, and then he’d have a problem on his hands. Her yelling for her “dad” was only proof of that. Who was “dad,” he wondered, and how big would his guns be? Not that bullets could really hurt him, but he just hated that sort of response from people. It made him feel like a disgusting monster.
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Nemesis’ one good, blue eye watched as she fidgeted with the bracelets on her arm, listening as she told him about her name and its origin. K-Mart. That’s cute, he thought with amusement. She was a brave one, for sure, pushing through her fear to talk to him. He couldn’t help but think that she’d be in grave danger if he were any other creature created by Umbrella right about now, but thankfully he wasn’t. He might’ve answered her question and given his name, except “dad” had shown up, and Nemesis was startled to see him. He knew this guy. He was with Alice and some other people in Raccoon City. Suddenly he found himself being so glad this guy survived, but also wondering what became of Alice.
“K-Mart, be careful,” Carlos warned, but… he wasn’t freaking out just yet. He remembered this creature from Raccoon City. Alice had been forced to fight it, and it had seemed loyal to Umbrella until something caused it to defect. It had even protected Alice in the end, so… maybe he wasn’t what he appeared? What had she called him? There was a name she’d said a few times… Carlos swallowed hard at he tried to recall it, and when he had, he slowly stepped closer to K-Mart, eyeing Nemesis cautiously. “Matt…?” he tried.
Nemesis’ blue eye opened wide. He couldn’t believe his ear holes. Holy shit, this guy knows my name! It was euphoric, to be called by a real, human name, and not “Nemesis,” “ew,” “monster,” “gross,” or any of the other monikers people had given him of late. He nodded in response. “Yes,” he said.
“You’re… a friend of Alice’s, right?” Carlos asked, still so very cautious of him.
“Yes,” Nemesis repeated.
“I’m Carlos,” he said, simply for politeness’ sake. If he was asking for his name, he may as well give his own.
“Hel-lo... Car-los,” Nemesis returned.
Something clicked for Carlos then. He remembered listening to Alice speak into the handheld camera in the back of that car in Raccoon City.
“I survived. Myself and one other, an environmentalist named Matt. When we emerged, we were seized by Umbrella scientists. Matt and I were separated.” 
Was this the same Matt? It had to be. If so, then… Geezus, what happened to him?
As they looked on, Nemesis took the bracelet being offered him and tried it on. He could barely get it to stay on his oversized wrist, but he just managed to get it on. “Thank… you,” he said to K-Mart. When she asked him if he was going to help them, Nemesis felt a twinge of sadness grip his heart. “I would… like to… dut I don’t know… ith that would de… a good i-dea. I don’t want… to thri-ghten… any-one.” He couldn’t help the way his head bowed a little. After all this time, to not only find living people but someone who recognized him, only to realize that… yeah, no, he’d scared the living daylights out of the people of this convoy.
It was a problem, to be sure. Carlos knew Claire would never allow Matt near anyone. If he was being honest, Matt was very unnerving to look at. However, if he was a friend of Alice’s, and he’d already helped them, and goodness knows what he’d been through… Carlos felt obligated to give him a chance. “Maybe… stay a good distance away until I’ve talked to some of them about it?” he suggested. “We shouldn’t spring it on everyone.”
Sure, Nemesis could deal with that. And he more than understood Carlos’ desire to be careful. Hey, it’s not an outright “no.” “O-kay,” he agreed. 
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appreciatingtokrev · 1 year ago
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hello, i am happy that you're back and feeling better! ^^
er, i am a bit disappointed but since time had passed, i have realised it was the right move. that is sad but if both parties naturally drift apart, there is always a chance for it to rekindle later on even if it is years on in the future. but moving on does tend to be the less messer route despite it being hard.
i did that too for HSR, all players are probably guilty of that lol. i believe most fans prefer GI over HSR and there is a lot more GI contents on here. i've never played HI so i don't know the fight mechanics 😭
that sound like such a long system ;-; on my end, you could complete a five year degree (like medicine) and be finish before 24/25 or do a three years degree and a master on top before 23/24. at least you still have time to figure things out.
that is true and a part of koko probably died after the fire incident, he probably just needed mikey's approval to join though.
tbh, i just realised his colour palette (outfit/appearance) is really nice too and does contrast xiao's one. maybe, browse online for inspiration? or go to the hair salon and ask the staff? i did that for dying my hair, they said i need to bleach it 4 times where i went lmao.
but i've heard the anime/manga merchandise is pretty cheap in Japan? that is a nice start to your collection and i'm sure the tokrev dolls will be a nice finishing touch when you feel motivated enough. but don't force yourself. i think if she was a kpop fan, i would found it less shocking because they are something else lol. that is a sensible idea and others may mistake it for a bell's bike? if it jingles that loudly and you're walking behind them. i hope you are ready then, styling wigs does seem to be a craft of art in making.
have you found your birthday twin yet? or am i still the closest one? and i actually gave up on makima. the fanart is something else but you can't help but feel intrigued like you said. i dislike her for the same reason. that's great! have you tried taking it to a tailor and get the sleeves shortened? i did it for a blazer and it worked.
ah i’m glad, me too! :) <3
i very much understand. it hurts, but sometimes the right thing to do just isn’t what initially makes you the happiest,, and it’s still for the best.
hm, true. maybe one day lol. rn we see each other maybe twice a year, and go visit a museum together. it’s nice, but certainly not how i pictured my life a few years ago haha. tho i’m content with our relationship the way it is, i think.
understandable understandable lol. i think my pref for genshin does stem from me having played it for longest by far + it being the game that got me into gaming, which both ends in an obvious bias. but hsr has been v fun so far as well! honkai impact fight mechanics are more similar to genshin than to hsr, but the controls for the whole game don’t involve the mouse, only the a, s, d, w, i, j, k, and l keys (if i remember the keys correctly- the point is you only need a keyboard to play) lol. makes it easier to play it in class.....
okay tbh i did repeat/got pushed back more than once 😭 most people here probably are finished with a five years degree at 24/25 too, but a bunch each year will be one/two years older bc they had to repeat. and i’m gonna be one of those lol. but yeah, i’m glad i’ve still got time to decide on what to study bc there’s too many things i’d like to do... omg i used to have a classmate who’s a kpop fan, and she pretty much made her locker at school into a kpop shrine plastered with photos and filled with merch lol. she also was the one to introduce me to kpop funnily enough.
true. i’ll figure out how to make it make no sound before wearing it in public, then i’ll be fine. bc i do think the earring looks funky even when silent hehe.
i have a (bad?) habit of thinking i can do anything i want to, so... wig styling can’t be that hard, now can it..... and there’s a first time to everything anyway.
no birthday twin for me, you’re still the closest. if i ever do find one, i’ll make sure to tell you dw lol.
no, i haven’t been to a tailor yet, but i might try that once! i just hope it wouldn’t be too expensive afhjfdj
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kaylakenobi · 2 years ago
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I did this a while ago with Marvel characters, but now I'm hyperfixated on Star Wars so here's this:
Star Wars characters as weird things my friends have said (can you tell who my favorite characters are lmao) :
Anakin: Let's trust fall off a cliff
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Obi-Wan: I'll cheese grate your tongue.
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Hera: Learn how to do a fourway!
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Obi-Wan: Do you want to be a psychologist or a psychologist?
Anakin: You just said the same thing twice!
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Zeb: The grinch doesn't even hurt ppl, he just takes away their joy.
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Luke: I'm not racist, I eat cauliflower and broccoli.
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Rey: I'm not trying to race you in my 2006 Toyota camry dude, I'm just trying to get home.
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Fives: I will smack you out of that wheelchair.
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Luke: Oml gay kind bars
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Padme: I Gotta gaslight gatekeep girl boss my way through life
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Ezra: Where is my other sock!- oh I'm wearing it.
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Anakin: You just gotta follow the serotonin man
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Luke: I'm gay and men are too headache for me.
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Cody: I'll take the teeth the lord so foolishly decided to put in your mouth.
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Anakin: I cant mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys
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Ahsoka: For the LAST TIME I am a LESBIAN I'm not trying to steal you're boyfriend! He smells like doritos anyway.
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Rex: I’m not jealous, Flavio, I’m GAY
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Ezra: I just have this happy personality in this sad soul. It feels funky in a not snazzy way.
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Echo: You can't delete your internet history from God.
Fives: Yes you can, ctrl + astaghfirulla
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Obi-Wan: I have this very rare thing called common sense, a lot of people don't have it because I'm just better.
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Caleb (child Kanan): Cannibalism is frowned upon in most countries.
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Ahsoka: Why are the watermelon shaped like little caskets?
Anakin: Shut up, be grateful, and eat your dead people.
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Kanan: I cant even raise a spider, how do you expect me to kill a child... wait
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Padme: Omg Anakin, just bc you lost your hand doesn't mean you have to cut off your son's hand too.
(Yes my friend actually said that while we were watching Star Wars)
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Omega: We can do left! Harry Styles will help us through it!
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Han: You can't just kill your father omg.
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Leia: Like okay you can have your lame hospital drama, I’ll have romance death and dragons.
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Omega: I'm not crazy, I'm just extra. A material gorl.
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Hunter: Besides tying her up idk how to hold a toddler
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Han: I could never be a doctor bc my intrusive thoughts would be like, "Let them bleed out on the table." Or "Amputate the wrong limb."
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Crosshair: Excuse me, it's a magical toothpick
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Omega: Like it tries to be smart but the smart simply can't smart so the stupid is just rlly stupid
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Tech: Was I on Aderall?
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Fives: Dude, are you vaping right now?
Echo: *tearing up* It’s just chapstick man
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Anakin: I want to sleep in a casket.
Obi-wan: What??
Anakin: They look comfy.
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The bad batch: You're a phsycopath.
Crosshair: Thanks I was born in Florida.
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Cody: I have new shoes.
Rex: Cool, I have depression
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Sabine: I do not want the meat stick, I want to die!
Ezra: Then the itsy bitsy meat stick will execute you!
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Anakin: Spiders deserve to burn in hell.
Ahsoka: But you're going to hell??
Anakin: Excuse me!?
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Omega: He looks like a knock of Donny Jepp.
Hera: Do you mean Johnny Depp?
Omega: Same difference.
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Palpatine: I steal children.
Anakin: At least you don’t have sex with them.
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Anakin: ugh this song is like an orgasm for my ears
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Wrecker: ew it smells gross
Tech: ofc it does we're in the middle of nowhere in Utah
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Cody: *drives past cemetary* I cant believe people are dying to get in there. It just kills me.
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Leia: Don't die because then we'll have to re-space the dance again.
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whoree321 · 3 years ago
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I AM HERE TO ANSWER YOUR PLEA FOR REQUESTS!!! How about some HCs for the tried and true love languages of the bad batch 👀
AHHHH YES THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!!! i did these in order of like most to least with their primary one in bold haha.
i also have a tech x reader fic in the works (prob later today) so gird your loins besties!!
the bad batch + love languages
Hunter: words of affirmation, acts of service, physical touch, quality time, gifts
Hunter is a smooth talker and def finds it easiest to communicate his affection with words. like not in a “giant poetic declaration of love” kind of way, but in more of a small but meaningful, regular way
like Hunter is huge on compliments. he’s never shy to praise you, and he enjoys the directness of letting you know verbally when he likes something you do or when you make him feel a certain kind of way.
and he likes it the other way as well. he doesn’t want to feel like he doesn’t know where he stands with you, so verbal affection and reassurance is a clear and concise indication to him that you feel the same
I also just know Hunter is such a flirt and the easiest way to rile him up is to get into a back and forth with suggestive comments. and don’t even get me started on this man in the bedroom. he is the king of dirty talk and you can’t change my mind
Crosshair: quality time, acts of service, gifts, physical touch, words of affirmation
I think when Crosshair loves, he loves so very deeply, but he is total shit at expressing it. like he’s just so aloof and prideful he would probably need to be held at gunpoint to verbally admit he loves you
but if you know what to look for, you can tell how much he loves you in the quiet ways
he will ALWAYS go out of his way to be around you. he might not say a word, but he loves to just sit with you and be near you for hours. like he’s the type of person where yall could sit in silence on your phones for 6 hours and it’s the most comfortable companionship in the world
and it’s not just physical presence. when you’re speaking to him or doing something with him, he is FULLY engaged, and nothing makes him feel more loved than when you do the same and give him your full attention and mental presence
in a verbal sense, you probably won’t get more than extremely rare whispers of “i love you” from Crosshair. but he is so loving in his quiet way, you’re never in doubt of it
Tech: gifts, acts of service, words of affirmation, physical touch, quality time
Tech is the king of giving gifts
he is constantly working on building things for you that would be helpful or that you would like. he always tries to bring back cool things from missions that he wants to share with you. he sees something that makes him think of you and he has to get it for you for literally no reason other than it reminded him of you
I think that once Tech is comfortable in your relationship he’s pretty attentive in all the love language areas (he calculated what yours are and tries to communicate his affection for you in ways that are most conducive to you), but sharing gifts is the way he shows love most naturally
and receiving gifts? oh my god he just melts. like he mentions offhandedly some part he would have liked to make a modification to the ship or his favorite flower or something and you get it for him? you’ve never seen him smile so wide before or stare at you with such admiration
he’s also such a flower guy. like Tech loves getting flowers for you, he tries to bring them back for you as much as possible, but he also loves when you do the same. you always try to find the most insane looking flowers or plants because you know how excited he’ll be to explain to you why it’s so funky looking
Tech is just such a sweetheart and nothing makes him happier than being able to make you happy
Wrecker: physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, gifts
Wrecker is loud and proud about how much he loves you. He is the CEO of bone crushing hugs and he will never let you forget that
I think Wrecker is very openly affectionate in a lot of ways, but it’s def easiest for him to convey it physically
he loves physical reassurance and comfort, whether it’s you holding his hand or kissing his temple or hugging him. that contact is what makes him feel loved more than anything else
there are times when he just gets so taken back and overwhelmed by how much he loves you that he literally can’t express it any other way than holding you close to him as tightly as he can without hurting you
(he’s very worried about hurting you at the beginning of your relationship, and it takes a while for him to feel confident that he won’t misjudge his strength with you)
i think Wrecker is pretty good at verbally expressing his love and showing it in other ways, but he’s just such a big ole teddy bear he’s gonna demonstrate it physically above all else
Echo: acts of service, words of affirmation, gifts, physical touch, quality time
if there’s one thing about Echo, it’s that he is a GENTLEMAN
like he’s such a open the door for you, pull your chair out, carry your bags in the mall type of guy
doing things for you and treating you like royalty is the most natural thing in the world for Echo
like he is such a malewife and i love it. he is making caf for you every morning (exactly how you like), he’s doing your chores for you, he’s filing your paperwork for you. you have to tell him to settle down a little bit because you have nothing left to do all day sometimes
and omg when you do things for him??? he is so heart eyes it’s not even funny. like he’s so not used to being taken care of and for you to care enough about him to go out of your way to try to make his day a little easier is just so incredible to him.
he just loves to dote on you and can’t believe how lucky he is when you dote on him
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ryttu3k · 3 years ago
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Time for Sins of the Sires! Going to liveblog my first run here. The writer's last game emotionally ruined me so this should be interesting.
My character will be Elias Katsaros, or, essentially, AU Pyre XD Fixed computers, went dancing in clubs. Let's go with Julian as an ex! Disciplines... not seeing Blood Sorcery there. Going with Obfuscate for the first one, then Celerity, which should hopefully lead to it. Third discipline... hmm, Animalism, Auspex, Dominate, Fortitude, or Potence... fuck it, Auspex. Then Animalism. Damn this is one tanky neonate. 9 dots in disciplines already!
Oh yeah this definitely has similar vibes to Rent-a-Vice so far, writing-wise.
"No. I believe in justice, not authority." Hashtag just little Banu Haqim things.
Vole didn't laugh at, "Your pizza's here!" :(
Interesting that he came back from the Beckoning.
I love the aesthetic choices tbh. Soft goth, death metal, quirky librarian, hipster dude, indie pop rock, boho, corporate sleek, "...just, normal?". Let's go with... hipster vibes for Elias!
"But right now, you're a Hipster sipping from a blood bag like it's a goddamn artisanal coffee drink."
Persa please be nice :(
This whole situation is sad. Poor Selim and Andre.
I do like Gor. He seems to be a romance option (along with Persa and Markos, so far), although I'll just keep it relatively platonic for now.
Fuck it no matter what version Pyre's a softie. That's a Masquerade breach, probably XD;;
omg bat. Bat bat bat bat bat friend. Your name shall be Batty Koda and I shall love you <3
lmao whoops wrong choice of name XD 'Martha motions you in. "This is Elias, a friend." The stumble of hesitation before the word "friend" is almost imperceptible. "Elias, this is Elias."' Other Elias seems sweet, at least.
Elias just deathstaring the murderous seneschel godspeed bby. Oh hey, Dio looks funky but the words, "It was me, Dio!" just slammed into the side of my head.
Re: Kapriel, the Banu Haqim primogen and Gor's sire:
'Why do you have the feeling he knows you? And even more than that, that he dislikes you?
And that, maybe, you know him, too?'
I mean I am gunning for Banu Haqim. Maybe he's our sire?
Neoptolemos sounds like the kind that may turn on the Prince. Hmmm!
Oh the casual misogyny and cover-ups. FUCK HIM UP GOR.
'"I don't need you to defend me to a bunch of monsters," he spits.
The only thing that saves your relationship is how bad you actually are at diplomacy, which he finds almost endearing.'
An attempt was made XD;;
Oh boy. If the BH Primogen is our sire, I already dislike him XD;;
'Savvas smiles, showing off his bloodless gums. "First of all, I'm vegan, so cows are safe with me," he says. "But, more importantly, a cow cannot consent," he continues. "I can, and I did."'
Savvas said animal rights. Probably not so much human rights, but animal rights, at least XD;;
Poor guy :(
Ooh man. I wonder if the greyed-out options after Markos marks a blood sigil means I ended up with Banu Haqim and Elias' bane is about to kick in? Oh never mind it was a vision.
Bat baby survived <3
Usurper? :( Not the result I wanted, oh boy XD;;
Well this is fucked up! Aristovoros' cult, maybe? This is a hell of a Masquerade breach if it is.
'Quickly, you unfold the piece of paper. "Amphitryon is dead," the message reads. "Gor is wanted for murder."
> Good for Gor, if he got that asshole.'
Fuck him up bby <3
Oof. Was that a frenzy? Kicked in very... gently, hm.
Oh, hmm! Maybe siding with hunters for this ending? Elias invoked his humanity and said there were worse than him around, and offered to help work with the woman to find them. That could be interesting, actually!
Persa where the fuck are we going :|
Oh goodie they want me to kill Gor. Preeeeetty much already decided I'm Not Doing That XD;;
I s2g every time Batty Koda shows up I get anxious he's gonna get hurt ;_;
Hell yeah made it out. Kinda wonder how this'd go on a romance route, too.
'Gor hesitates, but then you see something settle inside him. He's made up his mind, and he's going to see this through. "I know who your sire is," he says. "You're not going to like it."
"Why?"
"Because I know him well. Because he's mine, too, and I know first-hand the burden of heredity."'
OH. CALLED IT. I guess each clan has a different sire option? Along with Banu Haqim, there's also Tremere, Ventrue, Malkavian, or Thinblood; not sure about Thinblood, but the other options may be Markos actually being your sire for Tremere, the Prince for Malkavian, or Sophia for Ventrue? "Unmask your true sire. Is it the Prince Peisistratos? One of the city's Primogen? Is it Aristovoros himself?" Hm, do we know what clan Aristovoros is?
Sibling found <3 Kinda glad didn't romance him, haha. I'm liking the familial vibe, honestly. On our way out of Greece, with our sibling and bat friend!
Aaand it's our sire. Time to run away!
Interesting, seems like we're officially going to affiliate with the Anarchs?
Mm. Not great circumstances. I'm noting some interesting themes along the same lines of Rent-a-Vice, here - agency and having the ability to choose your own bad choices. There, it's the Feeders; here, the ghouls.
Hey this guy is a dick :( (Also, Gor? Definitely the MVP, and I totally want him to meet Raul.)
...augh :( Gor dies defending Elias. Elias escorted back to Athens to be sacrificed. Okay this isn't good.
Hm! Okay, so that sire option is definitely. Not an option lmao
Okay that plan didn't go so well. Got chills at the Beast speaking.
Persa's letter ;_;
That was a ride! Lots more achievements and endings and paths to do, but that's the first playthrough done!
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Poor, Unfortunate Me:
Chapter 3
Summary: What if Ben didn’t fall in love with Mal? Find out the answer in Poor, Unfortunate Me. A story about the lesser known and evil second daughter of Ursula and how she gets the love she has been searching for her whole life.
A/N: I'm doing this off my phone so if the formatting is funky, it's because I'm not on my laptop. Also I didn't add a collage this time, and I might not in the future, because I think y'all understand the look I was going for and have a great imagination for these things.
Chapters: 1 / 2 / 3 (You're Here) / 4 (Coming Soon)
As soon as you got back to your dorm and Evan saw you crying, she asked what was wrong and tried to calm you down. You told her what happened while twisting the truth to protect the others. She just held you and told you everything would be better. To make you feel more relaxed, she broke out some hidden treats and some self spa tools, saying she was going to pamper you.
15 minutes into the mini spa, you already felt 100 times better.
“Thanks Evan. This is the first time I've ever done a spa.” you say with an avocado mask on your face, laying on your bed with Evan right next to you.
With the same avocado mask on her face and 2 cucumber slices on her eyes, Evan says, “I can't believe you’ve never done this before. Not even with your sister?”
You sit up and look at your lap, taking a moment before you answer her question.
“No, she can't stand me, because I'm too soft. Family is not the same on the Isle as it is here. Just cause we're related doesn't mean you have to love or care for each other. You got to look out for yourself.” Your voice is heavy with years of loneliness. When you don't hear anything from Evan but a sniffle, you look to the side to see what's wrong.
Evan, with her adorable self, has tears running down her face full of avocado while she sticks a cucumber in her mouth. She sits up and while chewing the cucumber slice, she says, “That's so sad! I'll be your new sister!” you don't want to laugh, but the scene in front of you makes it hard.
“Why are you laughing? I mean it. I want to be your sister!” She says with the other slice of cucumber in her mouth. It makes you laugh harder, which results in her pouting like a little child.
After a minute you finally calm down enough to talk to her. “I'm sorry. I've never seen something so funny,” she gives you a look, “And sweet. I want to be your sister too. Come here.” you open up your arms for a hug and she takes it.
When you guys pull apart from the hug you both look each other up and down then bust out laughing. During the hug, you guys got avocado all over each other. It was all on both of your clothes. “I trust that you won't freak out when I do this.” Before she can question what you mean, you say a little spell, flick your wrist, and all the avocado is gone.
“OMG, you have magic!?” she excitedly said. You nodded ‘yes’, which resulted in a squeal from her. Her excitement was infectious and made you giddy too.
The rest of the night you guys played around with magic, until you guys fell asleep. But during your good time, the others were making a love potion cookies among other things.
After Lonnie left the kitchen, Mal put the cookies in the oven. In the silence of the kitchen the tension between the group was almost palpable, but Carlos soon broke it.
“Mal, what you said back there to Y/N was very uncalled for. Just because you and her sister have beef doesn't mean you can take it out on her.” Evie and Jay nodded to what Carlos said.
Mal is trying to hold her ground by staring Carlos down, but the guilt is too much. She huffs defeated and looks to her feet. “I know! I know… It’s just we have a mission to complete and if we don't,” she pauses looking up at the others equally frightened faces, then continues, “I don't want to think about if we don't.” The air is heavy with emotions.
The same thoughts all go through their minds in the silence of the room. They all started liking Auradon, but they wouldn’t say it out loud to each other. Here they could do and be whoever and whatever they wanted to be without worry of judgment or consequences. But when they thought about it they don't belong here. They had to remind themselves they were evil and belong to the Isle. Though, in reality, none of that was true.
They had been so lost in their thoughts, that when the timer broke the deafening silence, they all collectively jumped in surprise. They all shared a look before they all walked over to see how the cookies came out.
Mal takes out the cookies and places them on the prep table. “I think these are ready. So do we all know what the plan is for tomorrow?” They all nodded in unison.
After cleaning up, they make their way back to their dorm rooms. Jay and Carlos get to their room first, which leaves Evie and Mal to still get back to their room. When they finally get back, Evie stops Mal before she enters the room.
“You are going to apologize to Y/N, right? Just because we are evil doesn't mean we don't have manners.” Evie can understand where Y/N is coming from and hopefully Mal can too.
“Yeah, Yeah. Only so we can make her our ally again.” Evie knew Mal was actually doing it because Isle kids stick together, but if it helped Mal sleep at night she wasn't going to say anything.
When morning rolled around you felt like something good was going to happen, but it was going to have bad consequences. Letting that thought linger in the back of your mind, you thought about how first period would go after what went down. At least you knew that if Mal came after you again, Evan was coming after her. Yup, reassuring.
Evan was nice enough to walk you to your first period class, since you usually went with the others. When you got there, everyone looked at you, with sorry written all over their faces. Evie put her hand on Mal's shoulder, which prompted Mal to get out of her seat and walk over to you.
When she was finally standing in front of you, Evan stepped forward eyeing up Mal like she wasn't Maleficent’s daughter. “If you hurt my sister,” she points her thumb over her shoulder at you, “I’ll hurt you.” Your surprised by the protective nature of Evan, but let her do her thing.
Mal’s surprised too, but also impressed, so she tells Evan she understands. With that Evan hugs you goodbye and walks to her class. Once Mal has you alone, she says something you'd never expect from her. An apology.
“I want to say sorry about yesterday. What I said was not cool. Can you forgive me?” she asks, looking at you expectantly.
“Water under the bridge. Now let's get to learning.” She smirks at you, and you guys walk to your seats.
During break the group tells you about the love potion plan and you agree to help as much as possible. It hurts you to help destroy any and all chances of getting Ben, but you still feel obligated to help them and something is telling you to do so too. They tell you the plan is going to happen after school at Mal’s locker, so you just wait till then.
When the bell rings ending school, you shoot up out of your seat and run out of class since Mal’s locker is on the other side of school. This causes Evan to follow you, though. You guys always walk from 5th period back to your dorm, so she thought something had to be wrong
By running, you made it just in time. Ben had just taken a bite out of the cookie, when something roughly bumps into you, sending you into Ben’s arms.
Ben is looking down into your eyes and is holding you against his body to keep you from falling.
“Y/N, are you okay?” You nodded too speechless and dazed to verbally answer. The next thing Ben ask you truly knocks you out more than the mystery object that got you the first time.
“But did it hurt?” his slight pause gives you a chance to be confused, then he finishes. “When you fell from heaven?” At that cheesy pick-up line, everyone's jaw dropped, especially yours. You honestly couldn't believe your ears.
“Ben, Are you okay?” You ask ,being able to finally stand on your own legs, but Ben still has his arms wrapped around your thick waist.
“I'm fine, but not as fine as you, sweet thang.” he says with a love struck smile on his face which you promptly covered with your hands so he would stop flirting.
“Jay can you pull him off me, please?” Jay comes to your rescue and gently pries him off of you. Once Jay has him, he asks Ben, “Has your world been worked?”
The answer to Jay's question comes in the form of a song lyric. Looking you in the eyes, Ben sings, “You know you do.” (quoting one of Michael Jackson’s songs). At that you become flustered and turn around, not wanting to drag out your embarrassment.
When you turn around to see what pushed you into Ben, you see Evan.“Evan, what are you doing here?” she opened her mouth to answer, but you interrupted her. “Wait, were you the reason I fell into Ben?” When you said that, she became a little sheepish as she answered.
“Yes,” she whispered, “But I was only running in behind you to see if you were Ok because you left class so suddenly...sorry.” Hearing her explanation only made you smile. You could never be mad at her.
“There's no need to be sorry. You were concerned about me and I appreciate that you care enough to check up on me.” With that said you hugged her. During your talk with Evan, the boys left to get ready for their game.
Once you pull out of your hug, you look towards Mal and Evie and see they both have an urgent look on their faces. “Uh, you want to go to the field and save us some seats in the bleachers?” you ask Evan nervously. She nods ‘yes’ and runs off to the game.
“What was that?!” Mal asked incredulously.
“I’m so sorry guys. It was an accident. I tripped,” you said apologetically, “But you can fix this right?”
“No, there is no time. You’ll just have to become his girlfriend.” She said nonchalantly.
“Wait, what?!” your jaw was practically hitting the floor.
You guess this was the good thing that you felt coming, but unfortunately you knew it was going to end badly.
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