People worthy of lifting Thor's Hammer
100% percent:
Maybe:
Never:
They will. And it will blow your mind:
Thor's face for complition:
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Reading fics from Binghe's pov really hammers home how crazy we'd all gone if the novel started from Binghe's perspective like I'm going feral my boy is going feral what is this man's deal also can Binghe get kisses please
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ok seeng your haas commentary is killing me bc I grew up with nascar and Stewart-Haas Racing (SHR) which gene founded with tony, its a whole story, was a powerhouse pain in the ass problem causing team and then their european cousin is the poorest little meow meow i fucking love it
haas f1 forgot to tighten the bolts on their tires in australia in 2019 after qualifying the highest they ever had and then it all went downhill from there
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Headcanons on Shapeshifting!!
Headcanon Time!!
On the topic of Shapeshifting:
So, we’ve seen in the show that both Macaque and Wukong have shapeshifting abilities. In the very first special, SWK is shown to be able to transform into anything from insects to mammals to reptiles. This is a given considering he has the power of the 72 transformations.
Building off of that, my headcanon is that, even though he has the ability to shapeshift into anything, he tends to stay away from water based creatures. Crabs are the extent of his comfortability with water type animals.
I also headcanon that he retains the same weight no matter what form he takes. He could be as small as a bunny but still weigh a thousand pounds.
In contrast, Macaque learned how to shapeshift for survival reasons. Therefore, most of the animals he shifts into are predators (i.e. canines, felines, bears, hawks, owls). He doesn’t like shifting into snakes but he can and he refuses to use any water-based creature as well.
Unlike Wukong (who sucks at using illusions), Macaque is also able to disguise his weight. He can also make himself human- something Wukong struggles to do as well.
Both of them inherit the instincts of whatever form they’re taking. However, they’re pretty easy to ignore.
Also, Wukong always ends up repelling all other animals, especially ones of the same kind, whenever he’s shifted. On the other hand, Macaque is like a magnet. He has used a domestic cat form in the city sometimes and always ends up with a crowd of other cats following him around.
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To Victor's Mother:
Hello you fat gold digger. How's your day going? Sh*tty I hope.
Now I've heard that you own a golden toilet. Well I have some bad news for you. That toilet was actually used in a huge crime ring and you may be expecting the FDI to break into your house so.... I advised for you to get rid of it before they get there.
Ok bye!
Cuddlepile
Nell: [spluttering] I -- you -- how dare you speak to me in such a rude and crass manner! I will have you know that I was just yesterday having lunch with Lady Kingsleigh, and she said --
Victor: [in a whisper] She's, um, going to be like this for quite some time, I'm afraid. [pause] W-was the toilet really involved in crime somehow, or were you just trying to set her off?
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