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You are in a position to commission Amuray Guichon, aka The Chocolate Guy. Money, time and space are not an issue, you can ask for anything he can physically make. What do you ask for?
I realize there’s significant overlap in some of these categories; this is not rocket science. Also please feel free to describe your commissioned piece in the tags.
#chocolate guy!#i want chcolate versions of all the cats i’ve loved#life-sized#with different flavored cake/mousse/fillings for each kitty
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LEGO Life-Sized Technic McLaren P1
The 1:1 scale P1 was constructed from 342,817 Lego Technic pieces. That number includes 393 distinct types of pieces, including 11 that were made specifically for the model.
The car tips the scales at 2,690 pounds, making it nearly 400 pounds lighter than the vehicle it is based on. In total, 23 designers, engineers, and builders were involved with the project, which took 8,344 hours to complete.
#art#design#luxury cars#luxury lifestyle#supercars#sport cars#luxurycars#luxurylifestyle#supercar#luxurycar#life-sized#scaled#lego#fun#mclaren#maclaren PA#hupercars#pypercar#sportcar#lego technic
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we need to step away from viewing marriage as inherently romantic, or the primary goal of romance. marriage is a legal contract we use to create important ties--financial, medical, next-of-kin, mediating shared property and parental rights. the details vary a lot based on where you are and what paperwork you sign. which is not very romantic! but it does have many real-world effects on our ability to share our lives with our partners.
first and foremost, marriage is a legal right we use to build and protect our families, whatever that family may look like
#it's an important option for life partners to have! but we need to treat it more like a legal tool#and less like 'This Is What An Ideal Marriage Looks Like'#a marriage is a relationship and relationships vary a LOT#there's no one-size-fits-all#but BEING married is a legally defined thing. with (boring but important) legal benefits and consequences.#and the way we talk about it should reflect that#we need to stop treating it as 'marriage is the romantic ideal and also a milestone that people are just Supposed To Do'
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#miette#spiders georg#tumblrstuff#meme#1k#One Thousand Notes#oh! oh!#I swear I can math in real life#10k#tumblr is insane#is this post making the miette tag trend#20k#I know there are more than 333 cat owners#It was a small sample size#40k#50k#75k#100k#150k
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Bonus:
#My art#One Piece#Nico Robin#Sir Crocodile#Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD#According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life#They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay#But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world#This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER#You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized#Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao#She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭
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first read on @exitmusicfrafilm’s post about 2023
#so i made this last night :’)#it has stayed with since i first read it….. and it’ll never leave#the wound is not the size of my life#it gets better i know it i know it#reminder !!#hi my post#poetry#digital illustration
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(ID in ALT text) ArtTrade with the very sweet @die-auster ! thank you for sparking back my obsession with this blue guy here!
Please check out their amazing works here! 1 . 2 . 3.
#atla#avatar kuruk#kuruk#ummi#dark water spirit#blue spirit#blue#blue is pretty much the closest i ever came to an oc the last years#but gosh i kinda like his attitude and that he mainly exist to make kuruks life harder then it already is#ummi is no help....#again big thank you to auster for being willing to do this trade with me!#their works were truly so amazing and it absolutely floored me#we agreed on only one drawing and the characters#but i guess the fun got ahead of us!#i am glad for that#jumping in my next dire deadline#also bit cruder drawings sorry about that...#also... uh... i didn'T esagerate the size difference between ummi and kuruk did i???#idk he just seems like a huge guy....#HE IS WEARING A POLARBEAR AS HEAD!!!!#he maybe not kyoshi size but like...still big guy right?!?!?
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#ice ice baby#polls#pls rb i want a good sample size#we can't ALL die of scurvy it's not mathematically possible! someone has to succumb to exposure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i could have included sooooo many more medical ailments i am being restrained#it could be its own separate poll#anyway so many of these are me and i would love to die of some horrible disease but i would fall into a crevasse#i do not look where i walk and there have been multiple occasions in my life where i have unintentionally climbed into a ravine & got stuck#one of which i had to us tree roots to climb up a rock face and i should have fallen and died#the other option was getting washed away by the tide lmao#and i was too embarrassed to call my boss for help#hi andrea can you send a boat to come get me i'm stuck at the bottom of hole in the wall and can't get back up#greatest (s)hits
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Hey, we can do three-day polls now, cool! Time for a quick poll about a subject near and dear to my heart; coffee.
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Commander I require uppies
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oh Ivan... we are really in it now
#alien stage#i need a life size cutout of ivan to look at for guidance in hard times#i miss him and his silly tooth
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forgot to mention, last year i taught myself to crochet and i made a stuffed whale
#not a shitpost#what is the point of having an infamous shitpost blog if u can't also sometimes show off your craft projects#(ignore the droopy fin that was fixed during troubleshooting)#'but gaud you're terrified of whales' i AM! irrevocably!#but this was a gift for my nibling who deserves to grow up without my (well-founded) anxieties#despise whales but damn i dig their aesthetic#in real life though? not to size shame but. TOO BIG#'what about the elephant in the background' ignore it that one's haunted
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An Egyptian almost life-size bronze and wood striding ibis Late Period, circa 664-332 B.C.
#An Egyptian almost life-size bronze and wood striding ibis#Late Period#circa 664-332 B.C.#bronze#wood#ancient artifacts#archeology#archeolgst#history#history news#ancient history#ancient culture#ancient civilizations#ancient egypt#egyptian history#egyptian art#ancient art#art history
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ok but what if all the aliens just want petted and treats
still ver.
#lil test thing i made in toonsquid#half life#half life 1#gordon freeman#bullsquid#houndeye#headcrab#snark#half life snark#literally took me like an hour to figure out how to make the file size of this gif small enough to upload to tumblr wtf
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trying to get back into sketching on paper
references from @adorkastock
#my art#sketch#trying to feel as if im back at life model class#the paper is just smaller and i keep getting the size wrong so they end up missing body parts hah#how do people take nice pictures aaaaa#i cant make these notebooks stay open without my hand showing up >:(
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Random PNGs, part 185.
(1. Victorian gold pig pendant, 2. Taxidermy mouse in a clock, 3. "Axoxuca" Guerrero mask (?), 4. Game of Hounds and Jackals from c. 1814–1805 BC, 5. Life sized mannequin, 6. Snow globe from Obscura Antiques & Oddities, 7. Box of birds, 8. Antique cat doll, 9. Whale tooth gambling dice)
#that life-sized mannequin… i don’t like it#png#pngs#transparent#transparents#moodboard#artboard#imageboard#collage#collages#185
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