#life-sized

[telesilla]

You are in a position to commission Amuray Guichon, aka The Chocolate Guy. Money, time and space are not an issue, you can ask for anything he can physically make. What do you ask for?

I realize there’s significant overlap in some of these categories; this is not rocket science. Also please feel free to describe your commissioned piece in the tags.

[mensfactory]

LEGO Life-Sized Technic McLaren P1

The 1:1 scale P1 was constructed from 342,817 Lego Technic pieces. That number includes 393 distinct types of pieces, including 11 that were made specifically for the model.

The car tips the scales at 2,690 pounds, making it nearly 400 pounds lighter than the vehicle it is based on. In total, 23 designers, engineers, and builders were involved with the project, which took 8,344 hours to complete.

[mudwerks]

(via Pulp International - Life sized pin up lithograph of Pat Hall)

U.S. model and actress Pat Hall - 1953

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[softhe4rted]

first read on @exitmusicfrafilm’s post about 2023

[jessequinnfirstofhername]

Hey, we can do three-day polls now, cool! Time for a quick poll about a subject near and dear to my heart; coffee.

[blueiscoool]

An Egyptian almost life-size bronze and wood striding ibis Late Period, circa 664-332 B.C.

[ionomycin]

Forest Guardians

[samipekoe]

oh Ivan... we are really in it now

[snailspng]

Random PNGs, part 185.

(1. Victorian gold pig pendant, 2. Taxidermy mouse in a clock, 3. "Axoxuca" Guerrero mask (?), 4. Game of Hounds and Jackals from c. 1814–1805 BC, 5. Life sized mannequin, 6. Snow globe from Obscura Antiques & Oddities, 7. Box of birds, 8. Antique cat doll, 9. Whale tooth gambling dice)

[alienssstufff]

turd life grian

[obsob]

once more around the sun!! :3

[lxvvie]

Unlike the other men who'd text you back if you tell them you're leaving and want a divorce, Price won't respond. Oh, no, honey, that's not his style.

You think you're in the clear, crossing your t's, dotting your i's, and setting your new place up. You'd always love your Jack but it was time to move on, and move on you did.

It wasn't until you woke up one morning to the smell of—wait. Wait a fucking minute—what the fuck—who... who the fuck is in your kitchen?! And just like that, peace turned to fear and apprehension. You stumbled out of your bedroom to see Price cooking up your favorite breakfast. How did he—?

"Sit down, sweetheart." Your husband didn't turn away from the stove once.

You were too stunned to do anything else.

Price set breakfast out in front of you with your favorite drink in tow—just like you like it. You began to eat but everything felt heavy and it was hard to swallow.

And then Price lit a cigar, took a few puffs, looked at you, and smiled his disarmingly charming smile, cheeks big and everything.

"We need to talk, darling."

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

[mayakern]

just showing off some shirts on me and my wife 🤭