#life won’t be so sweet once Kakuzu beats ya ass tho Dei 🫣

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: Tobi. I got you something.

Tobi: 

Tobi: H-huh?

Deidara: *holds out a small box* Chocolates. I think there’s some with caramel, and coconut, and —

Tobi: *promptly drops to the floor, clutching his chest*

Deidara, startled: O-Oi! What the hell?! *helps Tobi sit up*Are you sick or something?!

Tobi: No! But you’ve never brought me any kind of present before! Not even on my birthday!

Deidara: *rolls his eyes* So dramatic, hm. Look, just take the candy and don’t make such a big deal about it!

Tobi: *takes the box and opens it, picking a heart-shaped truffle and sliding it under his mask and into his mouth* Am I allowed to ask why Senpai got me these?

Deidara, blushing: Why’s there gotta be a reason, man? I passed by a sweets shop on my way back here. You like chocolate. I got you some chocolate. Just leave it at that.

Tobi: *hesitates, then goes to Deidara and puts both arms around him* Thank you.

Deidara, blushing harder than ever: Y-yeah. You’re welcome, hm.

Tobi, slightly in Obito voice: Wanna make out?

Deidara: W-w-what??

Tobi: Haha, just kidding, Deidara! But since you bought me these chocolates … *pops another one into his mouth, slides his mask to the side, grabs Deidara’s waist, and pulls him into a kiss* Allow me to show you what they taste like.

Deidara: *stunned speechless*

Tobi: Anyways, Tobi is going to go to his room now. And just so Senpai knows, Tobi is also very fond of cakes and cookies, just in case Senpai wants to experience some more tastes with Tobi ~ *leaves*

Deidara:

*several days later*

Kakuzu, opening the mail: Bills, bills, bills. Will I never stop being bled dry of money?!

Kakuzu: Wait a second … *looks at the credit card bill* OVER FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEN charged to sweet shops and dessert cafes?! ITACHI!! 

Itachi: That wasn’t me! I’ve been watching my sugar lately!

Kakuzu: Then … who the hell else would be buying so many sweets?!

Deidara, sweating nervously: