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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. iām not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldnāt feel safe around horses are right#story time :) āwhen i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didnāt believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. āānot anymoreāā said knife grandma
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd#there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space#i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life#anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally#me#edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church
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Imagine you're the medic assigned to the task force. You're not some dainty little thing. You're snappy and will drag them by the ears if you have to. You're constantly getting into arguments with Price because he won't listen to you when all you're trying to do is help him.
Anyway, the rest of the team has bets on how long its going to take before you two finally fuck. Gaz gives y'all another month. Soap says two weeks. Ghost thinks that you've already done it.
Now, imagine how mad Gaz and Soap are, both giving Ghost 50 quid each when Price casually drops that not only do you have sex on the regular, but you've been married for the last five years.
#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#john price#Don't tell me that this isnāt how it works. i know that. i just think it's funny.#also you totally kick his ass for telling the team about your sex life#john price x medic!reader
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cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs
#spoiler: it drove away before I could kick it#saddest moment of my life#they can always tell that I want to kick their car#and so they speed up and leave.#you stupid fuckers. let me kick your car. I need to kick it
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Just bros being bros
#life is kicking my ass right now so i havent posted in a while#i had a ton of exams and finals are coming up which is stressing me out#but the dead boys!!!!#look at them#look at them with your eyeballs#dead boy detectives#dbda#renew dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#savedeadboydetectives#dbda fanart#i tried to make edwin look like he is holding back laughter because thats how I interpreted his expression#i am really happy with how charles turned out#it seems i finally got the hang of drawing him
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Sometimes at work it's not my place to tell people the things I want to say, and I find I often go home at the end of the rougher days to stand blankly in my shower and tell myself over and over what I wish I could pass on.
This accomplishes very little, and mostly just gives me a tension headache, but through it all I think I've narrowed myself down to a few solid things I'd like to tell people the most.
You can't change people. Not permanently, not for anythig. You can support them, encourage them, love them, give them tools and opportunities and resources, but you can't make them change. They can change themselves if they want to, but they have to want to, and they have to want it for themselves, because they're the only one that's certain to be with them forever.
For better or worse, you make your own choices, and blaming bad choices on others doesn't only work to absolve you of responsibility- it also robs you of control. Because if you say you only did something because I did something, then you arent only shifting blame- you're admitting that you cannot control yourself, that you cannot truly make choices for yourself, that other people can control you- and as long as you truly beleive that, you'll keep facing the same problems over and over. You'll keep letting others dictate your choices, because you'll beleive that they can, and you'll never be free.
White knights on horseback are from fairytales. Nobody can help you if ou're not willing to help yourself. To try, to put the dirty work in, to belive you're worth that effort- Act as though nobody is coming to save you. From a struggle, from pain, from bad relationships, from yourself. And when you do save yourself, because you will, because failure here isn't an option if you want to survive, you'll never find another dragon that can keep you prisoner.
Don't say anything to anyone that you wouldn't want them remembering forever.
Doing the right thing in bad circumstances is hard. It's the hardest thing. But if you make the choice to do that hard thing anyways, despite your fear, you'll go on the rest of your like knowing that you're the sort of person who did something.
The present only seems the hardest because the past I over and the future hasn't happened.
There's so much joy ahead of you, the kind you can't possibly understand until you see it yourself.
The responsibility of consequences is often disguised as the power of permission. "I won't do this if you help me", "I'll work on my anger if you do this for me", "I promised you I'd quit, but can I have just one?". The unspoken question is, "Can it be your fault if this goes badly?"
You cant make someone love you the way you need to be loved. Someone can love you very much and still be bad for you, even if you love them very much in return. Two people can love each other very, very much, and try their very best, and still be wrong for each other.
Sometimes being near to someone changes you, even in good ways, and the people you become don't fit together as well as the people you were.
Caring takes work. Even if it's real. Especially if it's real. And the most important gestures aren't the grand, poetic, songs-and-flowers-and-tears moments; they're getting out of bed even though you don't want to. Paying attention to things you don't enjoy. Scrubbing pans, or opening a window, saying "thank-you", or helping carry groceries into the house. The small things fill the big things- without the small, boring, mediocre things, big things feel hollow.
Thrre is honour and dignity in humble work.
If you are a cruel and spiteful person, then you will find every place you visit to be full of the same cruel, spiteful people. This is not because the world is as cruel as you, but because everywhere you are, you will be disliked. This is the curse that comes with being persistently cruel and spiteful.
If you are a kind and ppsitive person, you will repeatedly encounter kind and positive people, because as they grow familiar with you, they will be happier to have you near. This is the reward of being a kind and positive person.
When splitting paths with loved ones, briefly or forever, aim for your last words to always be "I love you".
#I'm still so young and ignorant#but I wish someone had told ME these things before I had to learn them#And now when shit goes south and everything is over and calm again the same things just roll though my head#Over and over and over#It's like everyone I meet has the same 3 problems and its ruining their lives#I just want to take everyone I meet by the shoulders and shake them#I KNOW why this is happening to you#Do you realize you can be better?#Do you realize you can do it?#Aren't you terrified of wasting your life like this?#*I* want to be happier#*I* used to be so much worse than I am#And I don't have it all figured out#But if we all decide to help ourselves then it'll be that much easier to help each other#Right?#It's so hard to lift dead weight#You need to kick against the waves with me#You need to WANT to float#Do you understand#Ugh it's 6am#This has been your overdramatic midnight ramble#Imma grill me a cheese and go back to bed#Blaurfhgh
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good ace attorns
#did yall see the strange subtitles about bvz on the aai videos that never appeared in another promotional vid#because i definitely havent been Feeling Strongly about it since#art#aa#dgs#ace attorney#tgaa#the great ace attorney#ryunosuke naruhodo#herlock sholmes#barok van zieks#I still think its hilarious ppl can walk into his office and can talk the worst shit and he just never kicks you out#capcom. give me more tgaa and my life is yours
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Thank you to the absolutely INCREDIBLE @theesteppenwolf for taking on my commission of my warden, Milana Tabris and Zevran!
It's been a while since I've been able to treat myself to a comm and with having finished origins for the first time last month, these two have been on my mind A LOT!! This perfectly captures their little cute and flirty dynamic and I'm so so happy. š»š«¶
#dragon age#dragon age: origins#zevran arainai#zevana#*milana#art for me#I AM SOO SOO IN LOVEEEE LOOK AT THEMMM. chin hands. kicks feet. sighs wistfully.#such beautiful art ill cherish of them forever ššš#steppenwolf's comms are open RIGHT MEOW if you're interested!! look at that amazing style!! ZEV LOOKS INCREDIBLEEEE!!#Omfg even added the warden favor on his arm I JUST NOTICED AAAA DJFGSJSGSJ I'm screaming. Ty for my life ššš
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i forgor i drew it when february patch with all new kisses came out, so better late than never?..
#galemance#gale x tav#bg3#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 tav#bg3 gale#myart#sorry real life kicks me in all places and i cant draw anything properly now#so time for stuff i never posted somehow
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okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ādonāt look Iām nakedā comic. Which is that thatās essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesnāt think V1 is a being with free will.
yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything
((side note. this isnāt necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1ās words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabrielās more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))
and then they fucked nasty the end
#my art#my writing#who fuckin sent this. fuck you. come off anon so i can kick your ass. (the thoughts this ask sparked consumed almost 3 days of my life)#i dont know what this even is#i just work here#disclaimer i don't come from a particularly religious background so like.#most of my knowledge of christianity comes from when my mom sent me to vbs for cheap babysitting in middle school or absorbed via osmosis#so i have no idea what im talking about except for when i do! hope this helps#i love how i say that like i expect biblical scholars to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction#if you are a biblical scholar and you want to tear apart my ultrakill gay fanfiction please know i am not going to read the bible for this#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#blood#love tagging ultrakill stuff with blood. hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
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forgot I drew this a long while back :ā)
#gravity falls#stanley pines#mabel pines#stan pines#my art#sorry for being kind of quiet lately#work and life have been kicking me down#havenāt really had time to sit and draw properly#but I have the rest of the week off after tomorrow so hopefully some new things!
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Why do I keep seeing transmascs and trans men insisting or implying that all trans men are "female socialized," or "understand the female experience," or "navigated the world as a woman." Because yeah, sure, that can be true for some people. especially if you weren't gnc at all as a kid and didn't crack your egg until well into adulthood, it makes sense.
But they don't stop at saying they had that experience. It always comes with an addendum that trans men, as a group, all can relate to this experience. I don't know about the entirety of my demographic, but I never got even a little bit of what some of them talk about. I didn't even believe that women were scared of going out at night until I kept consistently seeing them say it, online or wherever, for years. I never realized catcalling was a thing until I saw some women complaining about it on reddit.
But they posit it as some sort of, you're safer than cis men, right? You know what it's like? Which, on top of being patently, demonstrably false in the case of myself and many other trans men, holds some unpleasant and often outright hostile implications about trans women. And they always deny it, but if you can't even conceptualize someone like me who grew up gnc, and never got the bulk (or any?) of whatever we consider to be 'female socialization,' what does that say about what you think trans girls went through, growing up? I don't want to speak for them, as I've never experienced that firsthand, but I can guarantee that (if you're even a little bit obviously trans) people don't treat you like a cis kid of the opposite gender. By and large, they don't get treated like cis boys.
It just makes me mad that we're taking this inaccurate framework that (ever so conveniently) puts trans people into the box of our assumed birth gender, and trying to fancy it up and use it with a faux-progressive veneer; never mind the way that transphobes use it to bar trans women from being athletes, or using the bathroom, or having access to any gendered resources they need. It would be bad enough to try and dust it off and use it even if it were largely accurate, due to the aforementioned connections to outright transphobia, but it literally is patently false. Not in all cases, obviously, but why are we trying to revamp this untrue, inaccurate generalization and pretend that we can make it 'trans-inclusive?'
#o.#trans#transphobia#transmisogyny#I may or may not be talking about a specific post I saw that made me irritated but I didnt wanna get in an argument with internet strangers#sorry guys I'm still heated over freaking collin allred capitulating to ted cruz and throwing trans girls under the bus bc he didnt have the#guts to stick to his morals#and called them ''this idiotic business with boys in girls sports'' or some crap#as if trans girls don't deserve to play the sports they love. like I imagine if they blocked trans men from being physicists or something#and I just wasn't able to pursue the career I want? that would destroy me#and I still had to vote for him because the other options were ted cruz and some freaking libertarian.#sorry thats all tangential but can we not use the same rhetoric that all these politicians do as an excuse to kick trans women out of public#life PLEASE š#...also I really hate the Popular Transmasc Ideology that says that we all experience life as basically the same as a cis woman & never have#to navigate having male privilege & being an ally to women#and all have some sort of Innate Connection to femaleness or womanhood or whatever bc 'obviously' we all grew up just like girls do#ugh#this one's going out there sans editing so dont yell at me if I worded smth weird please š
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i loved the colours in this scene too much not to do a redraw
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#megumi fushiguro#megumi#fanart#jjk fanart#screencap redraw#(fr those of u who missed the announcement i am fresh off s2 i finally finished it like. this afternoon H)#ws floored by the art the animation th frame drops the intensity n grittiness of it all....literally in love the whole time#with megu also <3 lov him <333333#but re: th redraw . i cant believe i was given the opportunity to Not draw extra rabbits#and i ignored it to draw extra rabbits#smth smth work harder not smarter...smth smth make ur own life difficult n complain abt it ...#none of that matters tho look at MEGU#u kno maybe colour theory is onto something bc this screenshot goes SO hard#me; having art as my One hobby since childhood: wow maybe blue and orange Are complementary :0#i keep learning the same things over and over and kicking myself fr it not sticking ever gjhdj
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just waiting for it all to get better!!!!
#just some isat stuff i did last night in a frenzy#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat spoilers#isat fanart#in stars and time spoilers#my art#isat#iām be 100% real with you all drawing has been so boring lately..#iāve been focusing on music bc itās what i hope to pursue as a side job from my actual work and thatās eventually stemmed into#āoh man. why would i draw when i can think about music. and imagine it. and play it. and use it for so many thingsā#and art has gotten kicked to the curb completely#need that post burn out piece of media to inspire me ykā¦. come find me life-altering video game or movie plsā¦#anyway yap session over š
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Could we possibly see Ceroba showing some overprotective behavior towards Clover?
POV; You just picked the wrong kid to mess with
#undertale yellow#uty#clover#clover uty#ceroba#ceroba uty#ceroba ketsukane#lucky clover au#the cowboy hat draws#Might do these asks as sketches just to get them done quicker because of how long they've been sitting in my inbox#Hopefully that's okay! Life is still kicking me down so I don't have a lot of free drawing time haha
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Don't let the neighbours see š¤«
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#Any coins sent my way rn would be massively appreciated!! Life expenses are kicking my ass at the moment š#I wish you guys could join me & Sabine and Rosie for a fruity cider in the garden. Evenings like this are blissful#cheeky#satans knitwear#girls with piercings#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#Lingerie as outerwear#bi girl#wlw#uk girl#Tbh I wish anyone would join me. I miss people to lounge with.
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