#life comes at ya fast 😩

[marengogo]

Are You Sure?! - #3: Jungkook Is My Chef - Jin, 2020

Neva Play - by Megan Thee Stallion feat. RM 

[Music is a very big part of my life and I’m MOSTLY INCAPABLE of writing without music, so I just thought I'd share what I am listening to while writing this]

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Hello sassy Gurls, Bois and Enbys, how y’all do~ing?

Told ya I was gonna use this gif a lot, this is basically me, for real - for real! Hope you are enjoying Neva Play by Megan Thee Stallion feat. RM, and I also hope you get to feel relaxed at some point in your day/week/life, which by the way, I have been feeling for the past 5 days and let me tell you relaxing was a very old feeling I hadn’t felt in such a long-ass time that I am frankly shocked and I am loving it. You know, that feeling where I can finally feel myself completely, talk to those I want to talk when I want to, and go about my day with absolutely no hurry:

Revolutionary! Staycations are where it’s at. If you haven’t tried it, I highly advise it.

Anyways.

Staying at home and only leaving the house for more relaxing activities got me thinking about a lot of things, one of these things being JK & Domesticity. As we all know or not my Twin-flame is not big on travelling, to be precise, he hates walking. He is the type of guy who would rather stay at home and cook you a very exquisite meal accompanied with the perfect drink he is a proper Earth sign he is a Staycation Connoisseur; what did you think he had all those mattresses for?! Duh. Another thing he’s not big on is doing things he doesn’t want to, and/or doesn’t like, add that to travelling and you have the perfect How to Turn-Off JK Package 😬.

But people the members at some point figured out a way to get around this particular aversions of his, being was bribery 😌, which would usually go “If you come with me to X, you’ll get to do Y”. Now, that was for 17 years old JK, who was extremely bad with the aforementioned, but let me tell you about 27 year old JK, you still might have to bribe him to a certain extent, but the acceptance rate is much easier; the growth is 👌🏾. However, you know who actually even doesn’t have to bribe a 27 year old JK? Literally, this person just has to ask? If anything JK has been the one trying to bribe this person for a good year 😬… Yeah! You guessed it, this guy 👇🏾

I don’t want to call my Twin-Flame a simp, cause he can definitely stand on business, but sometimes bro 🙄… 😩… anyways I’ll let him off for today. I’ll let him off because in all honesty, I am very impressed, and somewhat touched, by the level of attention he’s been bestowing JM during each episode, but real talk, he's been at it for years now, particularly when it comes to food, which is one of JK’s biggest loves so big it could compete with JM and also just so happens to be something that JM seems to be … somewhat selective about. 

The first time I clued in on this was during this live:

During this live, JM just so casually informed JK that the champagne they were being served was the only champagne he could drink, and you could literally see JK’s eyes and brain making notes. Not sure why JK had to know that bit of information, but sure, okay 🙄… this was November 2021. Fast forward to October 2022, almost a whole year later, during this live: 

Our Party-Party-Yeah Unit gets together and JK prepares champagne for everyone, except JM, at which Tae tries to make JM drink, which he refuses, and Hobi tries to understand why he is not drinking it, at which JM explains:

JK kept silent the whole while drinking and eating as one does when food is your passion, cause he knew better, in fact, he knew so much better that going back to 2021, during JM’s birthday live in October, even before the “Champagne Live”, he casually gifted JM a bottle of joy and 3 bottles of water of course, because even though JM asked for 1, you never know when you might need more water, you know?! 🤡 (Also, I’ll have you know that, personally, I am team JK Prepared That BD Cake, but as always, to each their own beliefs). 

So let’s keep fast-forwarding. We are now in 2023 and from America to Korea to Japan, Airplane pat.2 style, this is JK:

So my question here is: Does this look like the type of knowledge that a person who rarely sees someone would be in possession of? Imagine getting to seldomly meet someone and all you do is ask them about their dietary requirements, just so you can meet them again briefly and … recite said requirements to them? Not when they have the same inside jokes, the same taste, and, out of all the members, they seem to be very invested in couple-matching clothing like heavily?

Doesn’t it make more sense for this to perhaps be the result of continuous exposure to a certain behaviour/situation? JM often eats spicy things, hence he likes spicy things. JM likes this particular combination of flavours, so I think he will like this kimbap, also this sukiyaki and that ramen, etc etc etc. I’ve cooked so many things with pink sausage for JM, I was way shocked when he said it was ham! … All I am saying is that if JK didn’t budge when Tae couldn’t tell the difference between ham and pink sausage, but was hella shocked when JM couldn’t, he must have his reasons to assume that JM ought to have known. 

Y’all think I’m reaching about JK being very knowledgeable about JM’s nutrition facts? Understandable … but my husband 💅🏾 if you are new to my blog, Jin is my husband 🤡 seems to have thought the same thing as me shocker all the way back in 2020 as shown by this Festa profile that he filled while “pretending” to be JM:

This profile lives rent free in my head, and to this day, I’d like to ask my husband what was the reason? He was able to come up with very abstract, and profound, associations for all the members, except JK, his was very concrete and oddly specific; don’t you think? Cause you know what? If you think about it a little harder, you can be cuties, next-chair-soul-mates, god-like, aegyo-buddies, and best friends at a distance. But a chef? You gotta be physically present to cook and feed someone... and I’ll leave that at that. Very specific I tell you. Very specific.

This was literally all I think he truly wanted: a staycation with JM. 

All JK wanted was to “have a drink with JM”, most likely because he thought he couldn’t ask for more during their busy schedules. BTW, how mad is it to tell your mate that you are going to a whole other country to have a drink with someone? Though he does strike me to be the type of guy who gets you in for one drink and makes you stay for eggs, jussayin’ …

This was supposed to be just one trip. Once again, JK had tried all year to get some alone time with JM, so if one trip was all he got, to make the memories he might have felt he needed to get by in case they didn’t get to enlist together which they didn’t know during they would have during the NY trip: THEN SO BE IT. After all he had settled for a drink, one trip? Now that's luxury!

YET…  

NY - JM was kijul most of the time so, out-of-the-blue-cheese, caretaker was added as a job description. BUT not to fret … they got to go on another trip. Hell yeah!

JEJU - Last minute change: They ended up becoming hosts, which hey, they were great hosts! The guest had fun and the hosts were delighted. Win-win.

SAPPORO - … I wouldn’t be surprised if JK stopped by a trusted shaman before the trip, in order to learn preventive measures 🤡 not all shamans are evil y’all …. 

Winter. Snow. Reminiscing: Perfection 👌🏾. 

I think he would have been ready to Taekwondoo anyone who dared to come between Him and his JM Time. TBH I would have been ready to fight as well, I am his Twin-Flame after all and all I really ever want is for him to have what he wants. ALWAYS. I honestly truly want him to be happy, as much as possible, which, on this Sapporo trip, he seems to be a lot, by the looks of it particularly when all he wants is a drink in good company.

To conclude, the way I am looking forward, but also not, to episode 7 and 8 y’all can’t even begin to understand 🤡. JK’s excitement, romantic spirit, and clinginess levels are off the roof bro, so I’m a bit, on my toes he a simp he a simp he a simp. One thing I will also have to say tho, which I am fairly glad about, is that both JM & JK have finally learned how to be ready for the presence of a camera; kudos to you bros! 🤡

Always respectfully yours 🫰🏾💜,

Marengo.

[theflyingfeeling]

well said, Niko 👏

so I went to exit my emotions in Germany last weekend, details below:

we went to the shows in Berlin & Leipzig, with a VIP experience for the latter

and guyyyyyyyyssss let me tell you, BC really did not lie when they said we were there to Exit our Emotions 😩 the shows went straight to the very top of my personal BC shows list, the energy was amazing and all the new songs sounded incredible live, even the ones that weren't necessarily my #1 favourites, like Where's the Exit and Wolves in California. Especially the former sounds sooooooooooooooo good live 💖

and because I was there mainly to enjoy myself and to exit the fuck out of my stupid useless emotions, I barely took any videos or pictures (I never take pictures anyway, how do y'all manage to take such amazing shots at shows?!) despite having relatively good spots to do so. I kinda wish I had more so I could think back to the shows afterwards, but on the other hand I felt like I got way more out of the show when I put my undivided focus on it, and besides indoor shows are always challenging on that regard due to the flashing lights etc. and I felt like every time I was going to film the lighting was not appropriate so in the end I just couldn't bother 😅

I don't really have much else to report from Berlin other than that the venue was great, I had an excellent view and had the best time ever 🥰

not least because I met so many BC tumblr friends!! it was so nice seeing everyone, please come to the Nokia Arena show y'all, we'll be your host it's hocus pocus 🥺

and then there was Leipzig 🥴

I mean, this is my initial reaction immediately after it (written in my drafts):

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

but yeah, as you can see from this post, @exitemotions and I had bought some silly little gifts to give the guys (rock hand glass markers not pictured), and we were so incredibly chill about the whole thing, like, NO ONE has ever been as chill as we were in advance of the VIP experience, I'm tellin' ya 💅

(we were so chill in fact that when we came back to the hotel room afterwards, we noticed we had forgotten the ceiling light on. you know, because that's how chill and zen and calm we had been upon leaving for the venue 💅💅💅💅💅)

the acoustic set was fucking cute, almost like a little campfire hangout 🥺

about giving the gifts and having our pictures taken: I feel like I was working on some kind of autopilot and can barely remember much anything 🙃 which I'm kinda mad at myself about lol, but I guess the guys liked the gifts (Olli said the glass markers were important, as my foreword for them was that they'd no longer have to fight about which glass/cup was whose, and I remember Tommi saying that socks are always useful. the others are owners of feet as well, so I suppose they agree 🧦)

we had made all sorts of grand plans for our individual pictures with the band but ended up with having "regular" ones after all, because while there was no feeling of rush per se at the m&g, everything was still happening relatively fast and sort of in their own course, and if we had wanted to do any funny poses or whatever, we should've been faster and in a little...sharper mental state to ask for them 😂😭

but we were chill though, I promise 💅

(I'm just cringing at myself so hard because I look like a fucking teacher standing for a class photograph 😂💀 it's funnier if you know I'm actually a teacher lol)

during the show we were on 2-3 row because we kinda missed our cue to run and reserve our spots before the acoustic set. personally I blame Santeri the tour manager for this (and also the fact that there were so many people there who had already been to VIP on this tour before, so they knew what to do 🤷‍♀️ meanwhile we were just left standing like "...wat 🧍‍♂️")

the show was just as great as the Berlin one, I honestly can't put them in order because they were both amazing and really made me forget about my sad little life 🖤

Rock Band From Hell was also alright. the one with no shirt on was hot

Ghost Kid was cool too. the one with no shirt on was hot

...so hot in fact that I already fell in love with him at the Berlin gig, and so when we were on our way to the merch booth after the Leipzig show, we ran into him and I flirted chatted with him a bit and had my picture taken with him 🥰 he was soooooo sweet and funny and I hope he'll stay true to his promise and keep the thing I said to him ('the drummer of BC could never [swirl the drumstick in his fingers in between every beat like you do]') "just between you and me" 🤭

from the merch booth I bought the XOXO longsleeve which looks super nice (sadly the quality isn't as super though dfgdgdsdh)

the next day it was time to return home, and as @kraeuterhexchen was seeing me to my platform at the railway station, I broke into tears in the middle of an escalator and didn't stop crying until boarding my plane lol

it's just that I was really nervous about travelling back to the airport from Leipzig because I had two changes of trains and the horror stories I've heard of Deutsche Bahn always being late were only adding to it, and that stress somehow triggered some sort of emotional meltdown in me and I realised the trip that I had been waiting for 6 MONTHS was now ending?? there had been so much talk about how we'd "do this and that when we go to Berlin/Leipzig and see BC" and now it's all done and gone and ?????? how does one move on after that 😭

but mostly I've been crying about the gift I gave to Olli 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

some of you have already heard about this, but I had made Olli this pin cushion ring:

...because I wanted to "support his sewing hobby", as I told him then sdhfhdfhfhfh

he seemed to really appreciate it, and as I demonstrated how handy it was (because you can wear it and easily put the pins there while sewing instead of having to reach to a pin cushion further away on the table), he told me he only had this huge pin cushion ("a brick" he called it, the one you can see on this video), and aaaahhhhh I'M SO ANGRY AT MYSELF for not remembering much else or barely daring to even look at him to see his reaction 😭 I do remember he got very excited when he heard he was getting a sewing-related gift though ("yessss" he said, if my memory doesn't fail me too bad) 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

and I'm so sad I didn't even get a picture of him with it, because Joona the photographer was in the possession of my phone at that moment 😔 and I also forgot to tell him I had made it myself, though I believe it's self-evident. but, you know. still 😭

and the reason why I've been so emotional about it is because I had made the ring weeks ago already, shortly after the album release event, and since then I have admired it every day (because hellooooo is it not the cutest?!) and I had imagined all the scenarios in which I'd give it to him, what I'd say about it and how he'd react to it (I wondered if he'd even know what it was, but of course he immediately recognized it as a pin cushion when I showed it to him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭), and yesterday it just suddenly hit me that when I'd be back home, the ring would no longer be there on my table for me to admire and hold in my hands, because Olli has it now? it's OLLI'S now, as intented, and yeah idk why but even now, two days later, I'm still literally crying about it as I'm writing this because I had grown strangely attached to that silly trinket and now I'll probably never see it again 🥺😭 (I guess I should just make one for myself too lol, my old one that I made almost 17 years ago is a wee bit shabby)

anyway, if anyone sees him, can you please tell him to take good care of it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the world's biggest thanks to everyone who I hung out with on this trip, but especially to @kraeuterhexchen whose stunning art I can now admire in calendar form on my kitchen wall every month of the year (yes I shall keep you updated):

...and to @another-sun the organizer extraordinaire, as well as to my travelling companion @exitemotions (thanks for all the laughs with a touch of chaos in between <3)

here's me with BC again, the only other picture that's not blurry af lol

in conclusion, 🎵 never again, never again 🎵

...until next time 👀

[yermes]

Well guys its almost mothers day and after being around internet practitioners I know that some of you have some SERIOUS family issues. And or cannot see your moms this coming mothers day (Im away from mine atm) But thats okay. Ill be your mom today and give you some motherly advice with the deck that my mother gave me (:

So welcome to my Norwegian household there’s tea and chocolate swirl banana bread! (Usually I would make lefse for a baking venture but my parents wouldn’t let my grubby lil whore hands take the lefse press) so we have banana bread.

Pick a meme

Pick a card

Queen of Swords 🕯️

In this deck this card represents a more water aspect of air. The sharp thought of insight, and sitting upon her throne above the storm. While she does represent the chaos of the storm she also represents the cleansing aspect which chaos can bring. While seen as cruel, chaotic, and destructive i argue that these are needed qualities for change and growth. You may be in the eye of the storm now but the wisdom you will gain from this will be useful for the next time you are in a more chaotic shittier storm. (Sorry queen I feel ya a bitch can’t catch a goddamn break.)

Ace of Pents 🍀

Representative of earth and material manifestation. The people huddle close to the card in safety. However, the physical also needs the none physical to manifest. Don’t get to hung up on the material when the nonmaterial is lack luster. However, whenever possible relish in the safety and fulfillment which the physical and the matron can offer.

Seven of Swords 🤡

Wow. If fuck around and find out was in the dictionary your face would be right next to that shit. Basically, you tried however, you didn’t do enough. The seven of swords is a young soldier took the enemies swords but he left a few and his enemies rise to pursue him. Whether you get away or get yeeted is up to you. Roll for speed and charisma and hope you land a 20 😩

Whether you get to spend mothers day with your mom, are away from your mom, have a bad relationship and or not with mom I hope I could give you a little bit of that good motherly vibes today

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Take a forehead kiss^

Now for a long drawn out lecturey story about my life with an eventual point to really give you that empress matron energy you’re missing.

As a Chaos Magician who has been a terror on the internet for a little less then a decade I look back and see myself being heavily influenced by the people I was around.

(If you’re thinking you’re a chaos magician and all you post is tarot readings?I just refuse to give advice to the same internet that tried to curse the fucking moon okay? Okay.)

And you know what I am still influenced to this day. Not in the same ways obviously. When I first started my lil girlfriend at the time brought me into this kik group chat full of practitioners from different mental well beings (IYKYK) to different walks of life and some of these people are still my best friends to this day. Eventually we moved to discord but there was an issue. One of the bigger personalities of the group straight up didn’t like me. And thats fine. But it always got malicious super fast and eventually they got booted from the group along with a few others. But I notice looking back how I bended and shaped my “Germ” personality online to walk on eggshells around them. Now thankfully I was just shaping my online persona to please them while being myself offline but it taught me a lesson about morality and “isness”. Basically. Nothing is. No I won’t elaborate bc whats the fun in that. But Morality can be extremely empty. After being around all these talented practitioners and becoming one myself I saw that at times “bad” intentioned magic can have positive out comes and “good” intentioned magic can have some extremely awful outcomes. When you do magic and practice need to at times you need to realize that it will always manifest in a very realistic way and realistic isn’t always #livelovelaughlight

So anyways. This asshole tried to curse me and since my “Germsona” was so cataclysmically different than how I am IRL. It couldn’t hurt me. They tried to curse Germ not me and since Germ was so different and so molded to this individual I could walk away without a scratch. Be safe out there kiddos and remember I will always be here to give you awful and cringe advice ❤️

Love Germ

The nana bread 😩

[fetchmearum420]

1776 out of context:

“SIT DOWN YOU SCURVY DOG OR I’LL KNOCK YOU DOWN!”

“I’ve no stomach for it.”

“well where’d ya go for it man, Jamaica?”

“Good morning all ☺️”

“There must be some mistake I have an Aunt who lives in New Brunswick.”

“You must tell her to keep up the good work.”

“The whoring and the drinking.”

“It’s simple Mr. Chase, increase and multiply.”

“Aye.”

“Sit down Mr. Hopkins you’ve abused the privilege.”

“For once in your life Wilson, take a chance.”

“The sensible third Mr. Rodney!”

“No sir ENG-LISH-MEN!”

“Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers.”

“New York Abstains, courteously.”

“Mr. Morris… WHAT IN HELL GOES ON IN NEW YORK?”

“They speak very fast and very loud.”

“MCNAIR FETCH ME A RUM!”

“Homicide….HOMICIDE, QUIIEETTTT!!!”

“God damn the man…”

“Uh, did you sleep well madam?”

“Oh for heavens sake let me get through it once 😒”

“CAN’T WE COMPROMISE HERE?”

“NO TOO MANY FLIES HERE!”

“Disgusting…”

“Mr. President, Georgia seems to be split right down the middle on this issue, the people are against it and I’m for it.”

“Well it won’t kill ya, you’d think this congress would have its own privy.”

“Some day, you must tell me how you did it.”

“I think he’s asleep.”

“Please Mr. Dickinson must you start banging? How’s a man to sleep?”

“CHRIST IT’S HOT!!! 😩”

“Not ripe?! Hell we’re rotting for one of them.”

“Are you calling me a mad man you, you FRIVVLE!!”

“Look at him Franklin, Virginia’s most famous lover.”

“I am just a simple cobbler from Connecticut.”

“FORRWWWAAARRDDDD OOOONNNNNN!!!”

“I have come to the conclusion, that one useless man is called a disgrace. That two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress. And by god I have had this Congress. For ten years King George and his parliament have gulled, collied and diddled these colonies with their illegal taxes. Stamp acts, townshead acts, sugar acts, tea acts. And when we dared stand up like men they have stopped our trade, seized our ships, blockaded our ports, burnt our towns and spilt our blood! And still this congress refuses to grant any of my proposals on independence, even so much as the courtesy of open debate. Good god, what in hell are you waiting for?!”

[aweirdkindofyellow]

LONG COMMENT TIIIIIIME!❤️❤️❤️

(I feel so awkward like announcing myself 😂 but I wanted you to know I didn’t forget.)

YOU FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT AND I GOT BEHIND. 2 CHAPTERS I HAD THE PRIVILEGE TO READ. ❤️❤️❤️

SO.MUCH.HAS.HAPPENED.

1.Jack’s friends treating Alex like just some guy was incredibly sweet. I loved how you kept bringing up the fact that Jack wanted to make sure that was important. Like… I love how Jack takes such good care of Alex and his emotions without even realizing it.

2. NOT ALEX DEFLECTING HOW HE FEELS BY ASKING JACK IF HE WANTS TO BE SET UP WITH A HOT MODEL 🙈🙈

Alex is simply the *best*— He literally will do anything to make anyone happy even sacrificing himself to do so. — this is a constant thing with him isn’t it?

I could tell Jack was nervous to answer Alex’s question about being set up because he is trying to figure out why He feels a certain way about AWG himself.

Next Chapter:

3. The way Jack’s whole face lit up/heart raced when Alex reached out. This man is so into Alex and he is so blind to it(Like he is playing it off in the narrative)

4.THE SUBTLE FLIRTY TEXT MESSAGES. UMMMM HELLO!? WARN ME NEXT TIME! MY HEART COULD NOT HANDLE IT!!!🥰🥰

5. Alex saying he NEEDS Jack was a MOMENT. Like Alex has found his person-adorable to see!

Do you think Alex and Jack’s relationship can evolve from that comfort person need to something more???👀👀👀

6. Alex subtly checking Jack out(admiring Jack in his rolled up sleeves, admiring him shirtless, being shy while doing so)- and Jack secretly hoping he was.

Like Alex giving Jack his clothes. Awwwwww.

Do you think that will continue as their relationship evolves?? Like “claiming” each other in small ways like that?

It was clear to me that Alex made a really unnecessary big deal out of Jack’s attire… like Jack didn’t *need* to wear Alex’s clothes…let’s be honest… Alex just wanted him too 🙈

6.Jack telling Alex he wants to do a pizza crawl, and Alex is always so scared and Jack just reassuring him is always so cute.

Jack really does just know what to say doesn’t he!?

The way that Jack always wants Alex to do something with him- makes me just know that Jack would be so proud to show off Alex as his boyfriend… like when (I am hoping it is when and not if 😩😩) they get together… Jack is going to be incredibly proud and want to make sure Alex knows Jack feels lucky to be with him.

Ok that’s all for now 😅😅

Love ya!

OH MY GOOOOOSH. You deserve to announce yourself.

I'm sorry my fucking around and finding out made you fall behind. But, hey, two chapters in one go is pretty cool too.

First chapter

I like to think Jack has a good taste in friends 🤣 Even if it means they get a little too comfortable too fast... Jack really is a sweetheart, isn't he? Constantly worried about Alex's wellbeing.

Deflecting or seriously wanting to help out Jack after everything he's done for him?

Jack seems to be trying to convince himself it's because he doesn't want to take advantage of Alex, like other people in his life seem to do. But maybe it's just that... convincing.

Second chapter:

He really is blind, isn't he? I think only Alex is starting to realise he might be drawn to Jack in more ways than one.

Flirty? Nooooo, definitely friendly. At least, that's what Jack would say 🤣

Alex really does seem to need Jack. Hopefully he'll be around for a long time.... right????

Let's just say Alex wasn't just distracted by Jack's outfit due to a 'lack of creativity'. He needed to get that man out of his clothes stat. And this was the only way he could 🤣🤣

I don't think Alex needs much convincing when it comes to hanging out with Jack 👀 the reassurance is just a cherry on top.

I think Jack would be a great boyfriend. Would Alex also be great in return, though?

[icantspeakspanish]

Obey Me! Brothers react to you behaving like an older, caring but short tempered sibling

a/n: i have no idea how thisll do because for some reason i only post haikyuu content on here🧑‍🦯 || i had to rewrite this entire thing because tumblr just decided to crash outta nowhere😐

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

masterlist.

Lucifer

he was pretty much the first one to notice how you treated him he brothers and also like, but he didn’t say anything

you weren’t harming or anything, so lucifer’s fine with it

UNTIL you notice how much he overworks himself sometimes

that’s when he’s getting bothered😭

you can’t really tell a demon to go to fucking sleep you tried, it didn’t work🙄

so you’ve come to the decision that it’d be best if you’d stick around in his room until he goes to sleep

why this would change anything you may ask?😟

because you’re annoying the living shit outta him as you should

putting this aside, y’all also often get bothered by the other ones behavior

cuz oldest sibling stuff, the usual shit

BUT as soon as you guys get over these „differences“, you become the most horrific duo in hell

GET IT SIS

that also goes for lucifer’s brothers

when someone messes something up, they’ll feel the DOUBLE pack of sibling wrath

that does not mean that y’all wouldn’t have the others back when they need you

Mammon

swears you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom

all because one time, mammon really wanted something but didn’t have enough money anymore

so youre like:“how much is it?“

and him, not expecting you to actually get that for him, just answering casually

till you wipe out your money and give it to him💀

„wait, are you serious???“

„yeah“

you ain’t even looking at him🥲

as you may have expected, he’ll use that more often now😒

remember how he swore that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom??

takes everything back as soon as he sees ya angry

Never stopped breathing so fast after hearing „god fucking dang it, Mammon!!“ shout through the entire house

And he can’t lie to you 🥱

Sometimes, the teasing and blaming by his siblings gets the best of him

You SENSE it immediately when something shifts in mammon so you’re quick to make the others stop by either threatening to embarrass them or really just yell the SHIT out of them

It works 😍🤞🏻

And you comfort him too😠

Leviathan

Do i even need to start

Homeboy BARRICADES himself in his room sometimes

🥱🚪 <- you at his door on your nightly round, throwing water and food into his room

Reminding him to stay fucking hydrated, eat his fucking food you protected with your life to not let beelzebub get it

AND OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW??

He thinks you’re a good listener

And you show interest in his hobbys even though you maybe don’t understand a word

He really appreciates you for violently taking care of him🥰

Still respects you☝🏻

Fucking joking, Levi is terrified of you when you loose your shit

Lovely☺️

Satan

Underestimates you SO HARD BRO

Like mammons like „and then, they yelled at me…“, and he’s like:“Y/n is a human. You can snap their neck, why are you terrified?“

Yeah bitch you tHOUGhT🖕🏻

Views you completely different after you made a demon feel bad by yelling💀

„yeah its basically— did you just grump at me? What are you, a fucking dog??“

„Y/n, that is a demon.“

„so??? no one gonna raise their voice at me.“

Mama ain’t raised no bitch

Thats how he respected you

Listen.

Satan starts loving you after you get him a cat😭

He goes 🥺

„Really????“

You’re also honest with him when you think he’s either in the wrong or right with Lucifer

Will rather listen to you JUST TO PISS LUCIFER OFF LMAOOOO

Asmodeus

HES AMAZING FR

He sees you having a stressed skin and assumes its because you’ve been kept awake day n night because of his brothers

And says you’re very welcome for a skincare night😩😭

I LITERALLY CAN NOT

talking bout love interests all the WAAAAAY

Like you guys are besties, exchanging tea, gossiping n all😭

Will hide behind you when Lucifer gets angry at him because he knows you snap back💀

When something happens, his eyes go immediately to you checking if you jus saw that too HAHAHAHAH

I LOVE ASMO HEY

Will threaten anyone, even in the human world, who’s in question to date you if they break your heart😚

Beelzebub

🥺…

HES SO ADORABLE JEPCJKNWEJNFPIWEJNCF

Beel tries his best to avoid making you angry

And when you’re on your fifth way to the kitchen at 2 AM to get lucifer his fifth glass of milk to fall asleep

You see him sitting there like ☹️

„Hey Beel, what’s wrong?“

„Im hungry.“

You look around a bit confused, then get an idea

„I can bake you a cake if you go back to sleep then?“

„REALLY😲“

So there you go

Screw Lucifer’s glass, he asleep now anyway😠

Some low demon was mean to him?

You’re bout to go feral

One of his brothers picked on him eating

The house is on fire

everything for this men🙄✌🏻

Belphegor

….😄🔪

THE FUCKING BRAT

ITS ALWAYS THE YOUNGEST SIBLING

Belphie LOVES making you angry

Belphie HATES you treating him like a fucking child and all of his words are cries😭

Like he’s trying to provocate you and you look deadass at him and go

„You’re done?😐“

You both try to not smack each other for beels sake <3

[early20sfailingplenty]

what do you think the boys think of marriage? i can’t lie, i am a simple person and just want to marry lester and dote on him for the rest of my life 😩

PLEASE NONNIE YOU GOTTA MARRY LESTER!!!!😭🥺❤️ as always, gender neutral reader, no coded language, “you” & Y/N used.

Bo is very much a family man, which shows itself in the ways he takes care of the town like it’s all one big house - HIS house - and looks after his brothers. In some way, he’s the father Lester never had, and he’s the reason Vincent doesn’t starve to death because he forgot to eat for the thousandth time. Bo doesn’t ever let himself think for even a moment that he’ll find someone who will accept the truth of the town and of his family, so he never really considers being a husband one day. If he ever found someone like that, though, someone kind and good to his brothers, devoted to Bo and to his town, then marriage would always be at the back of his mind and those words would be on the very tip of his tongue every time he speaks to you. His momma’s ring is in the back of his underwear drawer and sometimes you’ll catch him lingering there when he’s getting dressed with you in the morning, though you won’t know why for years… and by then, he’s probably convinced himself that you don’t care about marriage and he’s content with the way things are. So why don’t you propose, Y/N, and bring Bo Sinclair to his knees with love for you?

Vincent isn’t all that bothered by the prospect of marriage. He’s found his love - his sculpting, his art, the opera he plays at all hours - and while a relationship would be nice, he can and he will do without it if it never comes his way. He’s not gonna’ go looking for it, especially not with his momma’s work to finish. He and Bo are working so well on it, after all, and Lester is making it easier to find victims, too. He needs only what he already has. Fast forward and you’re in his life and he doesn’t know what he would do without you now that he knows what life with you is like. He starts small, wondering if Bo would let him borrow their momma’s ring ‘til Vincent can fashion you one out of the scrap metal in the sugar mill, and then he catches himself lingering in the doorway when you’re cooking dinner or doing some kind of chore, wondering if this is what domesticity was like for his parents before momma got sick and he and Bo murdered daddy. Vincent would be a quiet lover of the idea of marriage but only with you, Y/N - if it’s not with you, he’s not interested. He’d be a very loving, devoted, possessive husband, but, fuck, the difficulties - of which there would be many - would be worth it.

Lester spends so many hours alone on the same roads, the same weather, the same animals he has to scrape up off the roads, the same truck…. For days and days he can be alone and he talks to himself to fill the silence, singing along to the radio, but he wishes so much that it causes him very real chest ache that there was someone to live his life with, someone who was less dismissive than Bo and more present than Vincent, someone who loved on him as much as he does his best to love on his brothers. He feels sorry for ‘em but he doesn’t wanna’ fuckin’ be ‘em, though he knows he’s stuck in Ambrose just like they are. He dreams of a relationship, of marriage, and when he finds out that you want to marry him and spend the rest of your life loving on him, Y/N? Why, Lester drops to his knees so damn fast that the world spins and his knees are numb and YOU are standing over him and he’s right where he wants to be. He’s a husband already made, he just has to make it official with you. So hold still, darlin’, and let ‘im get somethin’ from the glove box, would ya’? If you’re going to love Lester forever, then he’ll do the same and then some for you, his one and only.

[enviedear]

slip into the night with a stranger — nsfw 18+ only ! send in this for some slutty headcanons about the character of your choice

craving some ronnie headcanons rn 😩

18+ minors dni. respect my boundaries.

join my thousand celebration !

— i see him being very sweet in bed, just wants the both of you to feel good

— loves praise. loves to give it and receive it.

— 'such a good girl, love'

— loves to go down on his lover. with zero need for them to do the same. just adores hearing the way it affects them.

— totally the type to joke around a bit in the sack. just wants to make sure nothing gets too serious, he couldn't handle it.

— 'bloody hell love, how fast do ya think i can get my pants down'

— just stupid shit like that to ease any anxiety.

— big tease, loves to get you close and then pull away

— likes to give a hefty amount of love bites, usually on your neck because he likes when people can see them

— the type to always want to leave early to fuck

— 'mums on her fourth story love, we'd have much more fun back home'

— slut for fucking sideways. mans loves being able to see your face and clutch your tits while he fucks you

— loud in bed ! will let you know he's enjoying himself

— loves pinning you down while he fuck you, smirking when you start trying to fight and hold him

— i feel like he'd also be really into using sex as a way to let off steam, from work to just life the man gets his emotions out through sex

— that being said, i think ron would still be very caring. like he'd be rough, but the things coming out of his mouth would be so sweet and soft

— ron's just so considerate and kind in bed

[cringeanator]

The Last Legacy Main 4 when MC wants to go roller skating

idk how tumblr works lol

Felix

When MC excitedly comes up to Felix showing off these pairs of roller skates he is automatically intrigued 

Shoes… with wheels attached to them..? He has never seen anything like this, Earth stuff is so peculiar 

He wants MC to know that he cares about their interests so he enthusiastically listens when they talk about roller rinks on Earth….Until they suggest he tries them out

At first he’s like sure, completely oblivious about what’s going to happen to him

MC puts them on his feet and laces them up for him saying that he’s their person Cinderella

*felix hoping whatever “sinder rella” is it’s a good thing*

He stands up all at once and immediately falls face first into their chest

His face is bright red as he looks up at them as he tries to simultaneously stand up straight and apologize

When they try and teach him to skate he is GRIPPING onto them for fear life

It becomes a pattern of him starting to understand how it works and then immediately losing balance and falling 

Im sorry but he is TERRIBLE

“You seem to be a lot more agile than me”

He says after falling on his butt for the 15th time

He is so sore the next day, refuses to leave the bed and must be taken care of like a princess

Anisa

She already has an interest in Earth ~stuff~ so it was an automatic yes when MC invited her to come skate with her

She pretends at first that she knows what she's doing and refuses help 

*Proceeds to skate walk*

When she falls she lands on all fours hehe kitty

MC has to pick her up and begins to teach her

They hold onto her hands as she slowly gets into the motions of pushing her feet instead of walking

She starts to do good and successfully moves around!... until her shoelaces gets caught underneath her wheel and she falls, brining MC down with her

The two are tangled up together on the floor and they just burst out into giggles

But she gets up and tries again! And she… is definitely moving!

Ok she is terrible. Sorry Annie, still love ya

But please don’t tell her that, it’ll crush her

She moves so slow, she’ll start to pick up the pace a little bit before crashing into the ground

She’ll need a lot of practice but I think she’s most likely out of the M4 to want to go again!

Sage

Ahh Sage always the daredevil

When MC tells him about roller skates and how they use to skate all the time on Earth he’s automatically willing to try them on

On skates he moves super awkwardly but he’s trying

He doesn’t understand the concept of having to shift your body weight and push just bends down on pushes with his hands

When he is told he has to bend his knees he squats down and sticks out his butt LFHDJJSOSUD

That arch though 😩😩😩

First time he falls he just lays on the ground and is like “I’m never getting back up” and continues to lie there

MC has to pry him off the floor and then he immediately falls again into chest and they have to hold his whole body weights to stop him from falling

Then he teases them by looking up and saying “If you want me in your arms you could’ve just asked ;)”

He wants to try and go fast so he will try and race MC and loses every single time

His tail gets caught in the wheel

Makes MC patch up his injuries after 😏😏😏

Rime 

Ok so this depends on which Rime we’re talking about

Because if this is redemption arc Rime that is making an effort to be better to the people around him then he’d be willing to go skate when MC mentions it, no questions asked

If it’s still evil Rime he only goes after MC says that they’re better than him and challenge him to a race

Which he obviously accepts, even though he has no clue what roller skates are

He put the skates on and does tie them properly at all 

Looney Tune ass run before he falls face first

MC going over to help him and him saying I don’t need your help

*immediately stumbles and grabs onto their arm* “Oh my fucking god”

His knees wobble as he says that this is so stupid and that he shouldn’t even be trying this

But if it’s redemption arc Rime he lets MC teach him right away 

Very reluctant to learn at first cause he was nervous but he’s trying to be… some version of nice now so he wants to try things out 

Falls on his tail and it hurts the WORST 

Also they have to drill holes into his helmet so his horns fit

OMG or will they have to put pool noodles on his horns?

Only person in the M4 that gets slightly good at skating, which compared to the rest of them isn’t that impressive LMAO

[witch-hazels-musings]

saw your Diluc thoughts and his shady organization and huge network and here's some thoughts bc Diluc 💖💖💖

honestly if you think about it, is it really just tragic parent death + brother betrayal that caused him to be so... closed off and determined? like it makes you wonder how much more did he witness/experience in his travel to turn him into what he is now.

friendly reminder that this was a daddy's boy, raised in a noble household. Pure, sappy, diligent Diluc who wanted to be a knight for his father and for Mondstadt! But in one of his first game appearances, we see that he's perfectly capable of torture interrogation and other shady things.

How fast did things go downhill for him in the past 4 years? what else did he experience and what else did he had to resort on doing for his personality to change into that? (Ive been reading a lot of corruption plots where iconic heros turn dark lately and it shows 😩 but fr, there's a lot and personalities can't change that quick)

bonus but how did Kaeya feel witnessing this immediate change? Sure they fought before he left but remember, to Kaeya, his brother was still this very image of an idealistic son wearing white. All of a sudden he comes back and he's nothing like he was before (on the surface).

I mean ya, there were a lot of things that piled on top of each other to cause Diluc to leave and to shift / alter his entire personality -- spoilers under the cut

traumatic event that happened days between one another: 

Event 1: the death of his father by his own hands (diluc killed his own father) 

Event 2: finding out Kaeya was sent as a 1. spy or 2. destroy Mondstadt 

Event 3: Eroch, Knight of Favonious Inspector, telling Diluc to cover up Crepus’s death so the knights weren’t seen as failures because (A. they didn’t kill the dragon, and B. it was killed by Diluc’s father who sacrificed his life to save the city and his son from dying but who was never a knight, was never given that right, and was shunned by them) 

After those all happened within days of his birthday, he basically learned that nothing mattered and went off on a suicide mission to find the answers himself, torture means nothing when you literally don’t care about life anymore - which brought him to the mysterious organization that’s not really mentioned much in his story 

when he returns he isn’t like himself, even in the Manga (which seems to take place directly before the appearance of the traveler so - 3/4 years after his 18th birthday (Varka is gone, Jean is the headmaster)) - Diluc hasn’t given up his secretive, underground ways of dealing with things and not only straight up murders people but is seen to carry the delusion his father once used (it’s speculated he fusses with his left glove because of the weight of the delusion he once wore - (edit: he left it behind!) when the game starts he no longer carries it but I’m sure it’s still around if he needs it) 

We only know a little bit about his behaviors before from flashbacks, but other than him being generally happier, he still has a lot of the same characteristics

Diligent: he learned how to wield a bunch of weapons and can also fight openly and in secret like an assassin (look at baby boy in the manga T.T)

Capable: business oriented, fighting oriented, communication oriented (he grew up as a noble yes, so he has a lot of skill talking to people and dealing with things), can talk himself out of a situation or just kill them - either or 

Dedicated: he became the youngest Calvary captain and also shot up in the ranks of the organization who rescued him, runs a global wide wine industry 

Considers / Compassionate: cares deeply for Kaeya even still, considered him family, will help the traveler without questioning it, fights for a city he still loves because his father loved it so much

sensitive: he worries about people not liking him (Klee, Diona, even Kaeya in some way), just listen to his line about Diona and learning she just doesn’t like alcohol that it’s not him she dislikes -- he’s so relieved and shocked

impatient: boy gots himself into trouble time and time again, fight me

His personality didn’t change, the characteristics of each one adapted to what he needed them to be at the time -- Diluc might not be the happy, inspired boy he ways but it’s mainly because he’s traumatized and doesn’t trust people anymore -- he’s still Diluc deep down and I think Kaeya sees that when he looks at him. 

I have a lot of thoughts that I outlined in my character analysis - but he didn’t change over night, he had a traumatic tri-fecta happen to him in the span of a few days, went out on a murder spree of Fatui, almost died, joined an organization that shared his insight on the Fatui (like minds and all) and learned more from them and then just --- came home (this is where we don’t have a lot of reasons why he came home but his post in Mondstadt on Cat’s Tail is very telling that he learned being reckless and holding onto hate was not the way to live his life anymore) 

hardships wear on everyone and while he doesn’t show it on the surface you’ll find his pain all over his skin and inside the heart no one can get in -- he is very guarded and does things on his own -- after everything he’s went through, I am impressed he came back at all 

[prelovednikaidou]

I JUST HAD THE CRAZIEST IDEA LIKE🤯🤯🤯

Okay lets imagine MC is alive after all them fiasco right? The baby is safe right? so heres the thought. What if MC got divorced with Toji and still keeping the baby. Lets leave it at that. Oh yeah Toji doesnt get killed in this thought, that mf doesnt deserve anything and even death. So why stop the suffering there right?.

Fast foward to many years later, The MC died, Megumi and Toji doesnt know, the rejected child get a hold of MC like idk a diary, MC wrote everything like from her happy self on the wedding day, to how the fushiguro treated her, RC(rejected child) felt how broken she was, how sad she was, and how she still suffer about it all, the way it traumatized her and all. Now RC know why their mother sometime called out a name (megumi or toji), how she would call the RC tge wrong name, how often she would stare into nothing( shes still there like care for the RC and everything but like its not the same shes traumatized here people). That is where the feeling of hatred grow. Heehee.....

Now fast foward again(lets aged up the jujutsu first year too second year kay?), RC are cursed okay, so they attended the jujutsu school in tokyo, they met megumi, theyre like "wow this you?, no wonder she left..i couldnt even look at you" ya know this type of attitude but just like purd hatred but still RC like care for megumi but it just doesnt show and denied it just like how mwgumi to MC.

Megumi doesnt know if RC is his half sibling, but i imagined the scenario where megumi know because he notice when RC like gasligthing him in a spar or something and megumi have a moment of realization like "your my brother", i imagine that the RC hit him so hard till he fell to the ground, imagine it was raining as RC stand above him like i dont holding a weapon or like stick or something, megumi thought RC is going to end him but instead RCs weapon stabbed the groud beside megumis ear which makes it bleeding and RC like looking a down a stunned megumi and said "im not your brothe. Not now and not ever".

Then megumi like try to talk to RC about their mom right and one day RC just said " SHES DEAD ALRIGHT? SHES GONE. now get lost and dont fucking bother me" megumi maybe broke down in the middle of the hallway and cry or like he sits in his room looking through the sticky notes that MC gave him when hes a child and cry his eyes out. RC came back and sees megumi, sits besides him and tell the story, how MC loves him and his dad, how sometime she mistake RC as megumi and all that stuff.

"Thats why i hate you.i despise you. I wanted to kill you that day, i wanted to kill you for everything you put her through, but i didnt because i know for sure mom could have comeback alive just to kill me. She left this for you-" RC gives megumi a letter and like "she may forgive you for everything that youve done. But i dont. So dont even try to get close to me, fushiguro. Or i will literally kill you"

"She wouldnt let-"

"Shes not here now is she? Brother."

Now move along to toji, i think RC would like find him ya know?, hunt him down or something like that and toji knows who RC is and hes like "where is she?" "come with me"

RC took toji to MC grave "i have nothing to say to you, fushiguro. But i hope you suffer for the rest of your life hating yourself and blaming yourself." RC threw MC diary to the ground beside tojis feet.

"She was happy you know." And then he just left

KmskkabaknakajKJBSJSHAKBAKWN😭🙏😭🤧🤢🤯😵😱😡🤬☠

IM SO SORRY ANON. It isnt within my attention to not reply as fast as I could but I took my time to read this one and PLEASE GIVE ME PERMISSION TO LINK THIS UP AFTER THE LAST PART BRRRR THIS IS SERIOUSLY LIKE A WHOLE PLOT 😩😩☝🏻☝🏻 YALL READ THIS

[many-but-one]

Ugggggggh. Sorry about the COVID. Good luck + feel better soon. (Rest is apparently really important if you can manage it)

Yeah, I figured that out lol. Hadn’t been able to manage much rest due to the pain in my chest and inability to breathe, which is what kind of tipped me off that I needed to go to the ER. I haven’t posted an update on that, but I did get released in the wee hours of the morning. They got me some good meds to help my airways and helped me get some fluids in which was dope because I was also hella dehydrated due to being too exhausted to even drink water🥲

Doing wayyy better today, able to breathe and sit normally now and actually walk around without feeling like I’m gonna faint😂 When I say it out loud that sounds so bad. What the doctors were most worried about was my stupidly high heart rate that they could only barely get below 100 (which is not my normal when laying down, fyi😂 Usually I’m in the 60-70 range) and when walking it would still spike up to a 115ish. Which, when I walked in my resting was 115 and my standing/walking was jumping to 155 and even higher (170-180😬) depending on if I was walking up or down stairs. I have a family history of heart issues (and a fuck ton of trauma which can also seriously effect your heart, shocker) so they were paying attention to that. However I was stable enough to GTFO and I did cause I already know this bill is about to be absolutely bonkers and I really don’t even want to think about it tbh😂😩 Yes I do have insurance but that often doesn’t do as much good as one would think. (Non-American readers, for reference, my less than 48 hr stay in a mental ward last September cost over $8,000 before insurance and was a fun $1,500 after insurance.) Whether the amount is before or after insurance, it’s still way too much for us to afford currently. Sigh. Healthcare sucks ass for so many reasons. I don’t fucking trust hospitals or doctors and I know you have similar feelings about them, so I know you get it.

Overall my experience was fine and the nurses and doctors were kind, but I definitely didn’t want to be there, it was simply a necessity. However, doing that could have potentially saved my life because they did say with my underlying conditions and the unpredictability of COVID it could have gone downhill really fast, so it’s still good that I came in for the preventative work to keep it from progressing further. Considering it was only my second day of the sickness, it was obviously concerning that I was doing so poorly so soon. Also just gonna put it on the record that We as a collective fucking HATE CT scans and the last time we had one I have no memory of it which is probably for a good reason but DAMN that shit triggered us hella bad. We got locked up and freaked internally but knew that an external freak out would probably not be super duper so we just kept all that inside. Dissociation babey😎

Thanks for the message, though! Always nice to hear from ya! We’re doing much better and are definitely on the mend. The sucky part is wondering if these effects will last a long time or be permanent or pop up later. My left atrium was already looking sketchy according to the EKG but they didn’t really address it with me and didn’t seem worried about it so🤷🏻 I’m just not gonna think about it til the problem comes cause why worry about something I can’t control like fuckinnn heart failure. If I die, I die, I guess. 😂😂 No I’m not suicidal, I just have a pretty cynical view of life. I’m trying to be better about that. I was joking though, that I was going to be pissed that I was finally having happiness and planning my future for the first time in my life not to mention had gone through unimaginable shit as a child just to get taken out by a fuckin VIRUS?! Fuck that shit, I’m living outta spite now.

Gonna shut the fuck up now cause my Rona brain fog is clearly getting to me LOL.

-Jules & Co.

[choptop-sawyer]

What kind of music does each Sawyer like?

I love this ask 😩👌

Bubba

Bubba doesn't really pay attention to artist or band names, but that doesn't mean he's disinterested in music.

He's a cowboy at heart, so he really likes country music.

The soft, twangy notes and that familiar Southern drawl crackling over the radio is a sound he always finds warm and comforting.

In the evenings, if Drayton allows it, he turns the radio on to listen to it during his chores. If a song he really likes comes on he sways side to side, almost subconsciously.

He will listen to other stuff, but for him, country just hits different.

Nubbins

Nubbins likes anything with a fast tempo and maybe some drums.

When he was young he wanted to play the drums, but Drayton put a stop to that.

Point is, the music he likes is like him. Frantic and it slaps.

Couldn't tell you a band or artist name for the life of him, but if he's describing a song, he sort of just goes "Ya k-know which one? Goes like ba Doo do dooo BAM BAM BAM"

Steals Chop's records sometimes if there's a song to his tastes on it.

Chop Top

NOW HERE'S THE REAL MUSIC EXPERT OF THE FAMILY

Chop will listen to anything, but if he doesn't like it, he is not shy at all to say so.

"What is th-that horse-shit? T-turn that off, D-drayton! Ohhh... It hurts mah plate."

As I've stated before, his favorite kind of music is psychedelia it just plain rock. (The music is just really colorful to him, like a good tie-dyed shirt).

Knows the artist name, but mixes up the words. (I.E. In da Vida da Gadda instead of In da Gadda da Vida). I would recommend just chilling out with him and smoking shit.

Drayton

Like Bubba, he likes country, but in a different way.

Unlike Bubba, who legitimately enjoys it and lets himself experience the feelings good music brings a person, Drayton uses it as background noise.

He tends to get songs stuck in his head, so you'll catch him throughout the day humming the same snatch of verse offhandedly.

Back when he was younger, he was actually a really excellent dancer. He'll deny it now, though.

(He would have been a Swiftie if he was around today jenxnsnxnsnxm)

Grandpa

SLAVIC HARDBASS SLAVIC HARDBASS SLAVIC HARDBASS

[blacknbougiee]

my friends also argued that every kid is different too. But I think if a child is bad they're just bad and neither works unless you really get to the root of the problem and try to get a better understanding as to why your child did whatever they did and explain why it's wrong and express your disappointment, for me personally I really hate nagging when I did something I shouldn't have done to the point where I wanna square up with my mom 😂.

my elemantry was across the street from the projects and y'all know their mothers ain't play no games, strict af and would whoop ya ass in front of ya teacher and my mom was the same too and I remember once my mom was pinching and kicking me during a parent teacher conference and my teacher was so uncomfortable and quickly changed from negative to positive real fast 😩 but anyways some of those kids I grew up with WERE BAD ASS FUCK (they would literally raise hell in class, their mama would come up beat they ass, cry a little chill for a week and by the next week they right back at it) so just because you beat them it don't mean shit cause a lot of them niggas I grew up with dead or locked up but at the same time a few making a better life for theirselves like myself. But I mean it's just something I observed, I don't mind a little pop here and there but I won't be doing that shit and my husband better not even try me neither. 🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

Does spanking really work?

I don’t think it does 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️ I don’t plan on beating my kids when they misbehave. Don’t really see the logic