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choptop-sawyer · 23 days ago
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RAIN
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choptop-sawyer · 23 days ago
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How would Drayton react if he had a toddler niece and instead of just calling him Drayton she instead calls him”Dray-dray” like ALL the time?
ACK weirdly enough I see him as being tolerant of it... he grew up in a big family after all! He would probably just bark at whoever brother was her dad to teach her his name right lol but I don't think he'd necessarily yell at her for it.
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choptop-sawyer · 23 days ago
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Ik I'm not active anymore but I think I'm gonna have to turn off anon asks there's somebody being weird af. Sorry guizzz
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choptop-sawyer · 2 months ago
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choptop-sawyer · 6 months ago
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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A friendly reminder that his death is simply a Mandela mass effect 🥰
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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On set photographs from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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ORIGINAL TERROR HOUSE - TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS
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”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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Yes
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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choptop-sawyer · 7 months ago
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choptop-sawyer · 8 months ago
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this killed me
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choptop-sawyer · 8 months ago
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hope youre doing well, i havent seen you around in a while ^_^
oh my gosh hi it's been a while!!! I have! just been taking time off from tumblr :) miss all of the cool people I've met on here though
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choptop-sawyer · 1 year ago
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