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A friendly reminder that his death is simply a Mandela mass effect 🥰
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why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?
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On set photographs from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
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ORIGINAL TERROR HOUSE - TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
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hope youre doing well, i havent seen you around in a while ^_^
oh my gosh hi it's been a while!!! I have! just been taking time off from tumblr :) miss all of the cool people I've met on here though
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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
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sorry for logging on just to talk about that man. Will happen again
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