#lies and deceit

[astbitesthedust]

Did any of y’all see RT’s performance in the Jerma985 house flipper competition, that man somehow rolled a 40 for charisma while playing with a D20, the bullshitting was off the charts, he got a 100% mark on cleanliness while but a few frames earlier there was boxes he failed to get rid of on screen, he convinced them paint buckets he left out were on purpose, he convinced them unpainted walls were part of the design, he convinced them a whole fucking garage that was completely untouched was intended because ‘In the original barbie playhouse the garage was sold separately, I’d have destroyed it if I could’, I watch this man regularly I have never seen such pure charisma and wit from him.

[kingofsalmonids]

THANKS FOR ALL OF THE ASKS! I WILL GET TO NONE OF THEM.

[agp]

cis people do not perform their gender, they just are (men and women). to perform your gender would not make you very cis.

cis people were not coercively assigned a sex at birth, they just are (male and female). to be molded into something youre not by external forces would not make you very cis.

cis people do not have preferred pronouns, they just are (hes and shes). to recognize your own preference and choice in the matter would not make you very cis

cis people do not have internalized prejudice, they just are (normal). to recognize your own internalization of transphobia and cisexism would not make you very cis

cis people are fundamentally unable to understand their own ideology, they just are (right and natural/ized). to have an understanding of cisexism would not make you very cis

cis people are not eggs, they just are (fragile). to build a shell to mask with would not make you very cis

cis people do not embody the contradictions of cisexist or even patriarchal ideology, they just are (undialectical). to become, to obstruct and be obstructed, to recognize interaction or change in the realm of gender would not make you very cis

cis people do not defer to trans people for terminology to express privilege over them, they just are (people). to call yourself cis would not make you very cis

[darksideofthemoonbot]

Dementlieu

"La Mort Rouge a encore tué !"

Welcome to Port-a-Lucine, the greatest city in the world! A marvellous metropolis of lights and music! Feasts and theatre! Where prosperity and glamour reigns!

None of that is false, but neither is it true. Port-a-Lucine is the capital of Dementlieu and appears to be a gorgeous city full of rich and successful people. Because everyone works hard to maintain that illusion.

Only one noble family truly remains. The rich play at being aristocracy. Those moderately off play at being rich. The poor maintain the look of middle class. And the destitute... well, there are no destitute in Ba Sing Se Port-a-Lucine, because they desperately pretend to be better off... or die.

Those who cannot maintain the illusion of this city may fall prey to the Red Death, a horrible crimson apparition. Its victims are sometimes found drained to a withered husk, but as the effect is comparable to disintegration the victims are often left little more than grey ash.

Port-a-Lucine certainly has an active nightlife, rich theatre tradition, beautiful buildings, and glorious feasts. However, it is all held together with string and fresh paint. Below the surface the city is slowly crumbling. Fine clothing is secretly patched and stitched back together. Feasts are paid for by fasting for days before. Everyone know someone important, even if they don't.

Everyone knows the lie. No one dares speak it unprompted. But a single button falling off a vest could be a disaster. Others could point out your obvious inability to maintain the latest fashion, dropping you down the social ladder and putting you at risk of destruction. A quick wit may save you, "Oh, I have clearly been eating too well at the recent parties, I am bursting out of my vest! Ha ha!"

And yet the anxiety remains.

Dementlieu is imposter syndrome writ large. It is also a land of fairytales and magic, gifts granted by honest fey and smiling devils. Beauteous illusions that let you join the ball and seek your prince, but make sure to leave by midnight. Windfalls of wealth to save you from La Mort Rouge, so you do not question the strings attached.

Bienvenue, travellers, to the greatest city in all the domains!

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

every single day is "Stiles Stilinski isn't a fucking cop" day. to Me.

[hiroshotreplica]

watch out for this scam dm on discord! mute and close it immediately to prevent your account from being spammed!

[adulting-sucks]

Shut the fuck up you self righteous bitch. I bet you were probably one of them sending that podcaster mean comments like your friend tas

😂😂😂 I didn’t send shit, would have let y’all known if I had. And if you look at Tas comments, she didn’t say anything hateful, she called him out. Huge difference.

Maybe you should take a break, you seem to be taking this pretty hard….

[fourthvvall]

if you wanna talk about rainstorms let’s talk about the first poster

[justaravingwritingdesk]

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer” – isnʼt that right?

[edensrose]

WHY IS MY INBOX SAYING I ONLY HAVE 20 ASKS THAT IS A FAT LIE FUCKING TUMBLR

[lobotomy-man]

you look like you need a vacation or some shit dude

I’m perfectly fine.

[thursdayschild76]

The Biggest Mistake

[bingbongbugtime]

💞 - expressing their feelings?

I- I am perfectly fine at expressing how I feel thank you very much next question

[icarusxdemise]

wow 😯

[apineappleinparticular]

Why do we keep saying “this’ll be a piece of cake”? My heart cannot handle the sadness that come over me when I take a bite out of the object and learn that this in fact is not a peice of cake.

[gentlefangz]

ithink sentient computers are simply neat and im very much normal about them in a totally non-keep-kissing-his-flat-face way