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do NOT piss off the ancient ursaring fighting man

IM FUCKIN TRYIN NOT TO OKAY

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WHAT? No nonono don't take it the wrong way I think ya need history lessons because things everyone knows happened now hadn't even happened yet when you were born! Ya can't even beware the ides what's the point if ya don't understand beware the ides.

Also ya were around before trigonometry. And chemistry. And a lot of things that are now basic concepts.

I don't think yer stupid i just think ya need to be informed of everythin us modern people know

“Your flop era is lowkey serving.”

What in Sinnoh’s name does that mean.

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43 VENONAT COMING YOUR WAY 43 VENONAT COMING YOUR WAY

Wjats even going on anymore

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Oh my arc no. Right. He was alive before Shakespeare. We need to get this guy an education

“Your flop era is lowkey serving.”

What in Sinnoh’s name does that mean.

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Ok Shakespeare let's get you back to your grave

“Your flop era is lowkey serving.”

What in Sinnoh’s name does that mean.

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[this broke containment. Guys this is a roleplay blog. Guys I'm pointing out how the character is engaging in unhealthy habits because he is unwell. Up and at em you freaks there's no time to rot we have to kill rich people]

Happy hibernation season btw don't forget to block out everyone in your life and sleep for at least 18 hours a day

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Happy hibernation season btw don't forget to block out everyone in your life and sleep for at least 18 hours a day

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Congrats on the marriage man. Honestly I always thought you and Colress would be cute together.

Thank you, it's nice to see that at least somebody is supportive.

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Theres just nothing going on up there WRONG everything at once and it hurts I'm taking psychic damage

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How much wood would will wood will if will wood could will wood

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Correct me if I'm somehow wrong and failing my battle studies but uh

Arent your funny ancient electrodes grass pokemon

If I recall, grass is weak to bug. And damn do I love my bugs.

So you can't cook

Someone doesn’t pay very close attention, no? The Great Melli is an expert in the culinary arts. It’s just easier to have Adaman cook for me. (🎶)

[ well, considering melli couldn’t even remember his own noble’s favorite foods… ]

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His name is meatbag, alright? And he's the sweetest damn bug I've ever laid eyes on. Ain't your pokemon a BALL?

So you can't cook

Someone doesn’t pay very close attention, no? The Great Melli is an expert in the culinary arts. It’s just easier to have Adaman cook for me. (🎶)

[ well, considering melli couldn’t even remember his own noble’s favorite foods… ]

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Hamburg.er

So you can't cook

Someone doesn’t pay very close attention, no? The Great Melli is an expert in the culinary arts. It’s just easier to have Adaman cook for me. (🎶)

[ well, considering melli couldn’t even remember his own noble’s favorite foods… ]

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[A purple owl wearing a santa claus hat comes from a portal. It drops a stack of money and then leaves.]

Oh hell yeah I don't even celebrate but hell yeah I'll take free money