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Christian Kane twirling props: a series. Part 9/?
The Librarians Season 1
#christian kane#the librarians#jacob stone#christian kane twirling props: a series#if eliot's thing is knife twirls then jake's is axe twirls#and yeah jake twirls a hell of a lot more than eliot#considering there are 10 episodes and 14 twirls (15 if you count the promo one at the start)#yeah so beloved mutual who issued me this challenge in the first place and also said that there are fewer jake twirls#LIES!#lies i tell you!#(but i still love you anyway)#ghostly'sgifs
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Odysseus: There’s no length I wouldn’t go if it was you I had to save.
Literally two sagas later:
Odysseus: I have see her
Eurylochus: But we’ll die
Ody: I know
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Petty's Greatest Hits 2023
I was tagged by @colourme-feral, @lurkingshan, and @dribs-and-drabbles to collect my most popular posts for each month of 2023. I created 1,512 posts in 2023 because I'm the sole resident of CrazyTown in BL Land, so I will not be picking favorites. Below are the hot tops (no bottoms):
January - ToddBlack Supremacy!
February - Soul-leaving-body BL moments
March - King is King
April - Episode Six of The Eighth Sense WAS NOT A DREAM! (and I'm still salty it tried to make us think it was)
April Fools' Bonus - My Love (Color) Mix-Up
May - Our Dining Table warmed my ice-cold heart
June - BL actors in drag (babygirl First, you so fine)
July - Barbie's pink brick road vs. Wizard of Oz's yellow brick road
August - My Beautiful (Colored) Man
September - Laws of Attraction + Marriage Equality = LOUDER FOR THE BITCHES IN THE BACK!
October - Boeing is a god
November - Day & Mork are waiting for a choice
December - Phojai x Night Nation Rise!
Holiday Bonus: If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else, Achi?
And there are no favorites because when I say ToddBlack Supremacy, I mean ToddBlack Supremacy.
I want Not Me 2: Black Out, GMMTV! RIGHT NOW!
#Not Me 2: Black Out when?#Just take my money GMMTV!#best of 2023#Petty's Greatest Hits 2023#I have no favorites because I love all of them equally#Lies!#TODDBLACK SUPREMACY!#most of these aren't even about colors#I'm a bit shocked#why are y'all following me?#for the crazy?#because it ain't the colors apparently
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Not Lewis saying that him and Toto have never hooked up 💀
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What’s your most beautiful feature?
Excuse the fuck me?!?!
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i just had a memory pop into my head from years ago scrolling the byler tag
back when i was in hs i went to this film camp and we would do activities about story and character a lot - one being elevator pitching a story and then on a big sheet others would give their notes about whatever and
i forgot what the plot was but on one of them a girl wrote about someone’s story “why is he gay and then becomes not gay? LIES!”
and if that doesn’t sum up mike wheeler and what i’ll feel if the st writers don’t commit to their queer coding then idkkkk
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feeling Normal About Alan this evening
#lies!#hashtag real talk#looked at the pic of me talking to him again. am decidedly not normal about alan
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tldr on my last post: i absolutely will not ever accept that ansel is just your everyday wolf like the originals wanted me to believe & i make my own rules.
#out of character. ⸻ hope speaks.#u tell me this man practised the warrior like old ways#and DIDN'T have tricks up his sleeve that made him individually different to other wolves?#lies!#especially as the old ways are now considered “taboo”#like there was some dark shit goin on there#i will one day write abt my thoughts on the old ways#but not today bc i just did that long ass post
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I’m a strong proponent of lying to get the help you need. I always try the truthful route first but if that gets me nowhere? Lying it is.
I think it’s important to respect other people’s time, wellbeing and money so I don’t do it in situations where I know I’m in the wrong, like if I want to get into a place just for fun and someone could get in trouble for letting me in wrongfully I’d rather not.
But sometimes people just don’t understand why something is important in your situation so you have to turn it into something they understand. When I lived in England I constantly lied about being pregnant so gas station employees would let me use their bathroom because for some reason they didn’t have public bathrooms.
Or when my doctor’s secretary couldn’t get it into her head that my stomach pains were very serious and concerning and insisted I couldn’t get an appointment this month so that evening I “found” a lump that I was pretty sure was nothing but it meant I had a reason to call her the next day and get a new appointment immediately and when the doctor told me the lump was harmless I could tell her what my real problem was and she immediately scheduled ALL the tests and examinations because she understood how concerning it was. I just had to get past the fucking secretary with a lie.
Fuck I even support that elderly man who lied about having four children who were stuck in a house during a flood but when the rescue team got there in a dinghy they realized it was four dogs. The guy knew he had to lie because he was too sick to help them himself (able bodied people in the area were able to save their own pets) and they wouldn’t have helped him if they knew it was “just dogs”. In the video the rescue team can be seen choking up and padding him on the back while he cries with his scared dogs in his arms. The team is clearly not mad because they can see how important the dogs are to him but I have no doubt he was right in thinking they wouldn’t have helped if he had told them the truth.
So do what ya gotta do and lie lie lie.
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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#aurora borealis#the simpsons#current events#not my edit but was thinking abt this#came from the skinner never lies vid edit#anyways#ope rambles
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#spock#star trek#talk tag#introduce yourself as the guy that never lies = general vulcan political strategy since first contact
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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions
#onions#LIES!#cooking#food#the awful thing about this is that it makes beginners think they're bad cooks :(
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Art by Yuming Li
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